WEBVTT - "I'M MAKING A BIG CHANGE" 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:04.440 Hello, Hello, Well, well, well, look who we have here? 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:08.360 A caller on the phone. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:12.040 MM surprising, I'm sure. 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:13.760 What is your name? 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.320 My name is Bridget. 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:20.400 Bridget. What are you doing right now? 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.720 Right now? Well, I was supposed to be writing a 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:29.880 paper for college, but then you started streaming. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:33.800 What what was this paper about? 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:40.280 It's actually my end of undergraduate capstone high research paper 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.839 that I'm doing on crop subsidies and water use. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:51.440 Well, that sounds extremely boring and I'm glad that. Well, 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.240 I don't know, maybe it's not boring for you because 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:57.240 you signed up to do it. But anyway, Bridget, what's 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:59.840 what's up? Man? Would you call in to talk about 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:00.480 if anything? 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:06.760 So I called them for a bit of life's advice. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:12.520 I'll be graduating in December here because I started a 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:19.600 semester later and afterwards. I'm molling over possibly in Prontt 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:26.600 moving to Ireland for a lot of reasons, mostly centering 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:30.840 around the fact that my well has a you know, 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.520 it's things weird, but my dad died. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:40.760 Make things, make things however you want to make them. Yeah, 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.360 I mean it's I'm reading the notes here and it 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:46.400 says that your dad died last year and that he 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:51.440 had a lot of connections in Ireland, and you're hoping 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:58.080 to to, I assume, talk to people that knew your 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:02.280 father to get a little bit of a better perspective 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:03.680 on him. Is that is that accurate? 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:05.760 Yeah? 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:10.400 Pretty much? And also just like a connection to the land, 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.800 I guess because my grandma was born and raised there 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:19.880 obviously my dad's mom, and she died before I was born, 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.919 so I didn't get to know her, but I always 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:29.400 heard of Ireland through my dad, and my parents divorced 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:33.360 very young, and my dad never remarried, and his family 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.840 is alreay pretty small, so I guess anybody who's like 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:40.840 had divorced parents knows like when that happens, that parent 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.600 kind of like gets in a bubble and it kind 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.320 of feels like you and maybe some family members are 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:50.720 only like the connection they have anymore. And now I 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:54.960 don't have that because those family members and him, besides 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.840 my sister in Texas, which is a whole nother story, 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:01.520 are gone, so I really only of Ireland. 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.639 What was your father's connection to Ireland? Was he did 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.520 he live like a significant part of his life. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:14.040 There, not a significant but was there like commonly with 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.919 because my Grandma would always bring him and my uncle 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:21.280 there and back. And he actually has a few cousins 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:27.160 there who I want to reconnect with, but I don't 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.200 know them. He was there a lot, but I was 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.640 only there four years ago for about a week and 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:36.920 it was just sightseeing. I met two of them for 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:41.080 like a day, and I know they're cool people. 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:43.040 I just it's like, do. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:46.640 I want to move to Ireland to experience this part 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:50.880 of my life that is technically gone? Or should I 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:52.320 just stay here? 0:03:55.240 --> 0:04:00.080 These people that your dad has had connections to you 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.680 do you Do you have their contact information? Do you 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.520 have them on Facebook or a cell phone? 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:07.800 I think I. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:15.040 Have one of them. I think, uh, yeah, he had 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:18.280 a cousin who would be like the age of an 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:26.920 uncle to me somewhere, My my blood uncle probably has it. 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:33.359 So him and my dad were estranged one he died. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:40.920 So, so tell me about where you're kind of at 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.880 in life right now? You are You told me at 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.720 the beginning of this that you have homework, So you're 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:48.560 in school? Are you about to graduate? 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:57.200 M looking like graduating this December and then afterwards is 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:00.480 where the question kind of comes into play. Where I'll 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:05.400 be graduated? I don't really have any job lined up, 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.240 so I feel like if I'm going to make a 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.680 big change right now, that would be the time. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:20.160 I actually, I totally totally agree with that as a 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:25.320 sentiment where it's like, if you are going to go 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:32.159 take a risk or do something fringy or unexpected, right 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:38.680 now is totally totally the time to do it, right 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.320 because when you have started and what do you what 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.320 are you trying to get a career in crop. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:48.600 Stuff basically environmental policy? 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.320 Okay, so you know, look when you're when you're you know, 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:55.440 three years deep into your career, and you know, maybe 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.720 you have a significant other of some kind and you're 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.880 really just are are kind of rooted down where you are. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.040 You know, you're not going to want to go take 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.480 off and run to Irelands because there's gonna be a 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:08.599 lot more left behind. There's gonna be a lot to 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:11.719 leave behind. But at this point that you're in right now, 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.719 where you haven't started anything yet, you don't have any 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.080 real commitments. I don't know if you have money saved 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.520 up or anything like that, but now feels like the 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.440 time to do it. If you're going to go do 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.960 something like that, if you desire to do something like that, 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:31.240 because you know, worst case scenario, if you know there 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:36.520 is no sustainable future for you in whatever fringe thing 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.720 you decide to do, you can always come back and 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:44.599 get a crop job, a croppy job. That was stupid. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.080 So can I have I do have to ask you this. 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.200 I do have to ask you this. I love this idea. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.320 I think it's great. It seems like you're very passionate 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.600 about it. And if it even interests you a moticum 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.359 and you you know, cand afford a plane ticket whatever, 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:06.479 totally go and do it. Life is short. Why do 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:11.280 you want to move there and stead? If if your 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:15.120 primary goal is to learn about your dad and connect 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.200 with all these people, do you do you feel like 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:24.200 you couldn't just accomplish that in a a you know, 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:28.440 trip of a month or two or three, Why are 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.720 you considering moving there? 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:38.880 Well, that's a good question, and it's something I'm still 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.800 like kind of moving over because I still have like 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:47.760 my mom and stepdad here and friends here. But what's 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:51.280 kind of like pushing me to think about moving is 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:55.240 something my dad would always say when he's still alive, 0:07:55.400 --> 0:08:00.880 or he would always mention how my uncle who I've 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:06.400 mentioned previously very well traveled man, lived in the abroad 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.720 for many months, lived in Germany for a year, all 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:14.080 this stuff, and my dad never did that, despite loving 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:19.520 the aspect of different countries, different places, different cultures, and 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:23.760 he said he always always regretted it. And I'm wondering 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.760 that if I don't take that chance right now, am 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:31.320 I going to regret not just taking a trip, you know, 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.400 because you take a trip and you leave, you know, 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:37.880 you people are just like, oh, she was nice. But 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:42.560 if I moved there for let's say, at least a year, 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:47.720 then I'm actually like instilling myself in the culture and 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.720 knowing just being a traveler. 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.199 Yeah, you know, I I like that. That's a good explanation, 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:58.040 and that actually does make a lot of sense to 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.600 be like, no, I'm going to actually, you know, really 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:07.800 try to to to live in a place, and why 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:10.760 that would be different from just you know, a trip 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.960 of a couple of months. That makes a lot of sense. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.400 Bridget I think you should do it. I love shit 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:22.320 like this, I really do. I really do believe that 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:26.960 life is short and that if you want to have 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:31.960 a career in environmental policy, I think that you know, 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:36.160 you got your degree and you know, the job prospects 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:39.640 are not going anywhere if you want to spend this 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.679 year in Ireland, and I think I think you should 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.120 do it now. If you're going to do it right, 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:47.640 like you you can always start your career afterwards. Who 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:51.920 fucking knows. Maybe something happens in Ireland that you're like, oh, 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:53.719 I don't even want to do environmental policy. Maybe I 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.680 want to do this or go to this place. Maybe 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.679 you meet someone who's like, hey, I got this startup 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:03.320 going on in fucking Laos. You want to come, and 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.400 you're like, okay, sure, and then you're in Laos and 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.840 then you meet the love of your life and then 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.240 they break your heart. But then you meet someone else 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:14.320 who's even better, and then you go to fucking Japan. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.840 And I don't know, I just just life is short. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.720 You should do these things if you feel like you 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:22.679 want to do them. I'm fully in favor. Also, it's cool, 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.920 it's this is like a movie thing. To me. This 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.959 feels like it's a plot of a movie. You might 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:34.360 come out of this with a good screenplay and it 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.960 has a purpose too. Yeah, I like everything about this. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:39.680 I I I think you should do it. I'm I'm 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.960 I'm in favor, and I'm not just saying that because 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:47.520 I'm green and biased. Because of that, I've said too 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.280 many stupid things over the course of this call. But no, 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.320 I think I think you should do it. I like 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:58.880 the idea of taking your big risks early because it's 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:02.880 you're You're never gonna be in a better position later 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:04.080 on in your career to do. 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:11.280 This kind of shit, right right, Yeah, Wow, that was 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:12.840 some solid advice. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:21.360 Well have you been talking to your your mom about this? 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:22.080 What does she think? 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:31.160 I've mentioned it to her. She's not not opposed, as 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.120 all moms are. She'd like me to stay close to home. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.800 It's just a little difficult of a topic in our 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:46.480 families because my parents had a very nasty doors, to 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:50.440 say the least, and it happened when I was like three, 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:54.319 so I barely even remember it. But long story short, 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.640 I can never remember them having a pleasant conversation. So 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.600 it's like, it's not that she opposes Ireland, it's just 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:07.560 the I guess relationship to my dad. But you know, 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.840 she's not saying don't go, but she's not like grinning 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.720 as a fact, H. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.640 I get why you want to stay close to your mom. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:22.000 And your stepdad and your friends. But you know, it's 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:23.800 a difficult thing. You want to be close to your family, 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.880 but also you're aware that life is short and you 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:27.560 want to go out and live it. And you know, 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:31.360 I think you should, and you know, go to Ireland, 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:34.400 FaceTime your mom, you know, once a week at the 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:40.800 very minimum, and you know, I, yeah, I think you 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:41.480 should go for it. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:48.360 Yeah, well, thank you. I'll call in if I'm there 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:48.960 next year. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:53.200 Is there anything that you want to say to the 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.040 people of the computer before we go, Bridget. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:03.800 I guess your dad dies moved to Ireland. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:13.880 Solid advice. Thanks, take care. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:15.560 Too. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.400 I like, I liked her. She had first of all, 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.320 like I said, great movie premise, great movie premise. I 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:25.840 who knows what kind of I cannot see the trailer 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:29.480 for that movie in my head. The characters that she meets, 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:33.200 she'll piece together her father's story. It reminds me of 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:39.920 what's that movie? Extremely loud and incredibly close. Isn't that 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:44.640 kind of what that movie was? Anyway? I liked I like. 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.240 I like that a lot. I think that's a great 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.360 life experience. And I I really, in my fucking core, 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.760 I do believe that life is short. And that that 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.160 if if she is in a position to go and 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.679 have this life experience, she really should. I mean, who, 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.080 who the fuck knows what could happen as a result 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.840 of her taking a chance. I'm inspired, I'm excited for her. 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.800 I think it's gonna be cool. I think she's gonna 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.120 learn some stuff. I think she's gonna feel really connected 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:17.400 to her father, connected to her family. And I'm glad 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:21.160 to hear that her mother is not actively discouraging her 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:24.040 from it, because it seems to me that she holds 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:29.360 her mother's opinion in a solid regard. You know, she 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:31.800 wants to be close to her and the stepdad and 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:35.880 the friends, and I hope she has the courage to 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:43.160 do it. I think she should. Shall we shall? We 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:51.280 take phone calls? Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi, how are you? 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:54.440 I'm good? How are you? 0:14:56.080 --> 0:15:05.720 I am feeling I'm actually feeling uh really good. I'm 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:09.880 feeling good. Uh. How are you feeling? 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:12.840 Uh? 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.560 I'm feeling good. I'm a little nervous about telling you 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:17.160 this story. It's funny, but. 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:23.360 Listen, trust me, it's five minutes from now. I guarantee 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:28.560 you are not going to feel nervous. What's uh, what's 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.760 going on with you. Jane, tell me, tell me everything. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:37.280 We have no time for anything, but we only we 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.440 only have. Now what's going on, Jane, tell me the 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:40.240 tell me the thing. 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:46.280 Oh nothing much. My husband and I we we like 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:51.440 to on his off not and so on his off notes, 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.000 we like to we'll smoke, you know, we'll smoke, maybe 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.880 pop a notable, you know, get a little, get a 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:01.000 little uh jazz and this party I was just a 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:05.560 few nights ago. We were just having a grand all time, 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:12.840 getting into it, you know, and Uh, I could have 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.640 sworn I felt. Now let me purpose this by saying 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:21.760 we are not new to butt stuff but stuff. I mean, 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:24.320 let me just I mean, you say, we can say 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.840 anything on here right, Like that's the pab I opening 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.560 the porn hube, you know what I mean, Like like 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.400 that's that's the stuff that I like. So this isn't 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:35.280 new for me. But for some reason, I mean, I 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.920 guess maybe it was because I was I was stoned. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.880 I don't know, I could have sworn it was slipping out. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:46.880 And so he's behind me going to town and I'm like, hey, bro, 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:50.120 can you like poke that in just a little bit. 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.760 I think it's about to slip out, and he does. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:59.080 He does it, He does it, and then he doesn't 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:05.119 see it. He doesn't see it. It's gone. It's up 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.960 in my butthole. He pulled out. 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:17.520 Are you talking you? Are you talking about his penis? No? 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:20.400 No, I should have purposed that. I'm so sorry I have. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.920 Because because when you said his penis disappeared into your asshole, 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:32.040 I'm like, that's, first of all, would be terrifying. That 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.639 would be an awful trip to the hospital. If he 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:39.120 lost his penis so like a. 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:41.560 Prosthetic penis and he just lost it, that'd be horrible. 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:42.400 Yeah. 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.040 But no, it was a vibrating butt plug. And I mean, 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:47.160 I'll admit it was like I don't know, I don't 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.760 know if you, like are around anybody that baps regularly, 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.960 but I mean that's the size of like a like 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.600 a like a bigger, like a bigger size of bape. 0:17:56.640 --> 0:18:00.639 But it was, you know, butt plug shaped, and it vibrated. Well, 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:03.399 there's a grand old time until it got lost. So 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:05.920 I sent him to the kitchen because he's freaking out. 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:06.840 I'm high. 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:11.680 I'm laughing and crying at the same time. It was honestly, 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:14.240 it was kind of an amazing mix of emotions. 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:15.639 But he uh. 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:19.760 He goes in, he gets the kitchen gloves and he's like, 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:20.440 I can't. 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:22.400 I can't feel it. 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:25.960 The whole time, shit's still vibrating. I'm like, we got 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:28.080 to go to the hospital. He's like, no, you gotta 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:29.719 go to the hospital. Mind you, we have a two 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:33.080 year old. She's in bitter sleep. I'm like, I cannot. 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:36.560 I cannot go to the er in this condition and 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:40.240 explain to these people why I have a butt plug 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.760 stuck in my asshole. I can't do that. I was 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:47.159 crying still. I was like, I can't. It's just this 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:52.280 is ridiculous. It's humiliating. And he finally caved. He caved. 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:53.040 He went with me. 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:55.520 He got the baby up, ain't got me in the car. 0:18:56.080 --> 0:19:00.639 We get in there, I walk in and there's I 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:04.439 just walked. Yeah, man, I can't leave a baby at 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:04.960 the house. 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:09.639 And I mean, look, that's perfect, perfect timing, right, because 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:13.520 it sounds like the baby is just young enough that 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:20.719 you will not remember any of this. It's perfect, perfect Okay, 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.040 so happen when you get to the hospital. I already 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:28.200 DoD why you know, people who look, I understand why 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:33.560 if you have a currently vibrating butt plug inside of 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:36.679 your asshole. Why you would be embarrassed to, you know, 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.000 go get help for that. But these are medical experts 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:41.600 we're talking about here. I mean, they've probably seen much worse. 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:47.040 This is true, But I was not anticipating the security guard. 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:50.840 And the security guard had to let me into the 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:55.000 ere and she's like, Okay, where are you needing to 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:57.760 go to? Not I'm like, oh, the ere? 0:19:58.880 --> 0:19:59.800 What brings you mean? 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:06.200 I'm my bro, this is this is humiliating, but I 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:10.880 have something stuck in my butte. She tries to keep 0:20:10.920 --> 0:20:13.920 a straight face and she couldn't and I was like, yeah, 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:18.840 she calls them. They called me back. It dies in 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:22.080 the middle of the intake question. I look over at 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:25.680 my husband and I'm like, it died. The nurse lost 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:28.280 her shit, he lost his shit. I'm like, this is 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:32.919 not funny. Kind of is because it died at just 0:20:33.000 --> 0:20:34.760 the best moment, because I think if it had a 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:37.080 still been vibrating when the doctor tried to get it out, 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:39.480 I would have legit di embarrassments. 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:42.800 Oh the battery died. 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:48.439 Yeah, the battery died, mind you. This was this was 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:52.240 like thirty minutes later. It was sitting there, you know, 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:54.760 just doing this thing for about thirty minutes. 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:58.520 I feel like the battery on the bluff, I feel 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:00.680 like the battery on a butt plug. It doesn't really 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.560 need to last longer than thirty minutes, does it. 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:06.600 I mean, I feel like it doesn't. I feel like 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:08.280 it doesn't even need to last that long. 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:16.119 That well, So Jane, you know, look, I'm glad that you, uh, 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:19.600 that you shared this story with us. I hope that 0:21:19.880 --> 0:21:22.880 it was cathartic for you. And I want to know, 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:27.880 did you did you learn anything from this experience that 0:21:28.480 --> 0:21:32.760 you can take with your own maneuver through the universe. 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:35.280 Get bigger butt plugs. 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:39.960 That yeah, no, not bigger necessarily the ones with the 0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:41.840 little rings at the end that you can pull out. 0:21:41.880 --> 0:21:44.400 They won't just like yeah, smart oh did this give 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:45.240 you anything? 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:48.560 I mean, did this give you any sort of a 0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:52.480 like adversion to butt stuff in the future, like butt 0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:56.320 PTSD of like I don't want things near my ass 0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:58.280 because then they'll get stuck in there type of thing. 0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:02.240 Or were you or did you guys have butt sex 0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:02.880 that night? 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:08.240 No, we didn't. We didn't. I mean, it's not like 0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:11.680 an aversion like I had to like genuinely. It was 0:22:11.760 --> 0:22:14.919 kind of like a birthing experience. I've never birthed a child, 0:22:16.720 --> 0:22:20.320 but I would say that that that has to feel 0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:23.159 very similar what I was doing in there. 0:22:23.040 --> 0:22:23.320 And so. 0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:27.800 No, I mean, I just I still enjoy it. I 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:31.359 still like we Obviously we didn't get to finish that 0:22:31.440 --> 0:22:32.600 night because we had to go to the e R. 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:35.720 So I mean the next night I was back at 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:41.040 it again on the porn hood no aversion. I do 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:44.720 it again, honestly, just not with that specific boot clog. 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:52.720 Wait, is is your daughter adopted? 0:22:55.200 --> 0:22:55.440 Yes? 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:56.560 Yeah, there was. 0:22:56.640 --> 0:23:00.879 I like the idea. I like the idea. I like 0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:04.560 the idea that you reveal to your daughter that, uh, 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:12.480 she's adopted by telling like, by telling them that story. 0:23:12.600 --> 0:23:15.119 She would be mortified. I mean, if she's anything like me, 0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:16.680 she's just probably gonna laugh. 0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:20.639 But You're like, the plage got sucked up into me 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:22.879 and then I had to birth it out, which you know, 0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:26.160 felt weird because I've never birthed anything before. Oh, by 0:23:26.200 --> 0:23:29.360 the way, you're adopted, that. 0:23:29.320 --> 0:23:32.879 Would be great. That would be a terrific way. Yeah, 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:33.800 I'll take it under. 0:23:33.640 --> 0:23:36.080 It bot Uh, Jane, is there anything else you want 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:37.560 to say to the people the computer before we go. 0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:44.080 No, just everybody stay conned, be kind. Everybody needs kind words. 0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:46.320 And I hope you have lovely not and thank you 0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:51.640 so much for taking my call you as well. I'm bye. 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:59.439 Hello, Hello? Who is this? 0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:02.280 This is Cam? 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:04.440 What's up? Cam? How's a gun? 0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:06.720 I'm chilling? 0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:08.840 Yeah? 0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:10.280 What do you? How do you chill? What do you? 0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:11.399 What do you do to chill? 0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:16.440 I lay in bed in the dark and stare at 0:24:16.440 --> 0:24:17.480 my phone. 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:19.840 You lay in bed at the dark and stare at 0:24:19.840 --> 0:24:24.080 your phone. That actually does sound pretty chill. 0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:27.920 Yeah, I'm a professional? 0:24:29.680 --> 0:24:31.600 Are you? Are you in the dark right now? 0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:37.160 My curtains are cracked because there's a really pretty sunset. 0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:39.480 But other than that, Yeah, So. 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:41.560 Cam, what's going on with you? 0:24:41.680 --> 0:24:41.920 Is there? 0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:44.240 Is there a thing you called in to talk about? 0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:57.439 Yeah? So I'm going on trips in exactly sixty four days, 0:24:57.840 --> 0:25:01.000 five hours or five minutes. I have a countdown with 0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:05.760 some friends that I met online and we've been friends 0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:07.440 for like a couple of years, and we were just like, 0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:08.560 let's do it. 0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:09.200 Looks meet up. 0:25:10.359 --> 0:25:13.760 But I haven't in like two years. I haven't hung 0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:16.679