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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from MTV's

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Speaker 1: Girl Code Jesse May Paluso February six through the eighth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four two five,

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Speaker 1: two eight nine, seven thousand on the twenties five. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is AJ there? Yeah speaking? This is Bill. I'm

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Speaker 1: the guy that's supposed to be painting your bathroom today.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey man, Yeah, how are you doing? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: So you got the keys and you got it okay,

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Speaker 1: and everything school I did, um, but everything's not not

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Speaker 1: really cool. I haven't even started yet, do you. So

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Speaker 1: you mean to tell me you've been there for how

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Speaker 1: many hours now and you haven't done anything? Well a

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Speaker 1: couple hours, yeah, And I just have been deciding on

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Speaker 1: whether I should call you or not to talk about this.

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Speaker 1: I just feel really uncomfortable around your DVD collection and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can be here. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Man? Well, I'm looking at your DVD

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Speaker 1: collection right now, and you've got things like Austin Powers,

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Speaker 1: Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn, The Dark Night. Huh you know right? So,

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Speaker 1: so what you're saying is you've been there for two

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Speaker 1: hours looking at my DVD collection, Yeah, and being made

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable by it, and so you haven't done any of

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Speaker 1: the of the work it really hired you to do, yes,

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Speaker 1: because it really makes me uncomfortable because there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of violence in those movies. Okay, you can't be serious, man,

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Speaker 1: you cannot be serious about that. I'm one hundred percent serious,

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Speaker 1: and I don't appreciate you laughing at me. This is

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Speaker 1: a very important issue. I can't even I can't believe

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Speaker 1: what the hearing me, sir. It's words like that you've

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Speaker 1: just used that are in those movies that are really

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Speaker 1: uncalled for and shouldn't be anywhere in society, especially in entertainment.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think that's entertainment one bit. So, So if,

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Speaker 1: for example, if I say the words, oh, haven't you

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Speaker 1: done any work for two hours? Oh my gosh, wow, sir,

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Speaker 1: I have never been spoken to like this. I think

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Speaker 1: these movies are rubbing off on you, because you like

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Speaker 1: I see that you have the Anchorman DVD in your

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Speaker 1: collection of movies, and I know for a fact that

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Speaker 1: they say the effort a few times in that movie.

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Speaker 1: It's true, they do, they really do. But you know,

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Speaker 1: when you're a grown up, you can hear words like

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Speaker 1: that and you can make sense that of them, and

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Speaker 1: they don't have to control your whole life. I disagree,

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Speaker 1: kind of, I disagree, Hannock. You know you have Titanic.

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Speaker 1: Kate Winslet takes her top off in that movie, man,

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Speaker 1: and it's just this whole thing that you've got going on.

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Speaker 1: This whole problem you've got is a problem for you

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Speaker 1: to deal with. Meanwhile, the world goes around, work gets done,

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Speaker 1: and you've got to do But hired you to do

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Speaker 1: a job, and you need to get it done. Man.

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Speaker 1: But it's people like me that take a stand against

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Speaker 1: the filth in the world and make a difference. And

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to do today by talking. You're

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Speaker 1: so the guy who is supposed to be paint in

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Speaker 1: my bathroom is going to change the world by telling

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Speaker 1: me he doesn't like my movie. I'm asking you to

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Speaker 1: join me today in my quest. I've asked you to

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Speaker 1: join my quest to paint my bathroom. There's that word again. Oh, really,

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Speaker 1: does that word make you really uncomfortable? It does? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Does that make you uncomfortable? Oh? Oh that was horrible.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I heard what I just heard. Man,

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Speaker 1: you've got five minutes to get out of my house.

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Speaker 1: I am gonna call the cops, and when they get there,

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Speaker 1: if you're still there, you're going to jail. But you

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Speaker 1: call your cops, I'm gonna call your girlfriend Laura and

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Speaker 1: tell her what a sexual deviant you are. What do

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Speaker 1: you know about my girlfriend Laura because she emailed me

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Speaker 1: to call you. Because this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning, I'm Moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. You yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your girlfriend Laura set you up. That word again.

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Speaker 1: Stop it. Week up every morning with jubal foone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On Ruined ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five