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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is I was hiding the whole time. I

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Speaker 1: was the whole time.

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Speaker 2: On the bed. I hadn't been in the attic. I

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Speaker 2: I didn't been in a pantry.

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Speaker 3: I didn't been funny.

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Speaker 4: He was over the girl's house and you call me

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Speaker 4: talking about her. Man is in the driveway and they

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Speaker 4: out there talking. I said, what he in the driwberry

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Speaker 4: and they talking? I think he wouldn't come in? No, Well,

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Speaker 4: I said, time. Did they have a back door? I think, so?

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Speaker 2: What the hell you mean? Think you need to start

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Speaker 2: be looking for this back door right now?

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Speaker 4: He outside, because if he come in the back, you

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Speaker 4: knew out the front. Whatever door he used, you need

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Speaker 4: to use the opposite door of furthest way from it.

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Speaker 2: I jumped out the window that day. I remember that.

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Speaker 1: It's coming back to jump.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't tell you two story house, wow, right out

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Speaker 4: that window.

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Speaker 5: I didn't been in an attic with insulation on me,

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Speaker 5: that pink insulation, just itching, just itching.

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Speaker 2: Funny.

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Speaker 1: You should say you hear the letter.

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Speaker 6: I ain't never seen nobody who wrote this letter supposed

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Speaker 6: to be. He always somewhere he ain't supposed to be,

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Speaker 6: though he didn't have pantry. I have told him one

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Speaker 6: hundred times rule number one, don't go over nobody house, though.

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Speaker 2: I didn't been on a house with two dogs.

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Speaker 7: Under the house, under the house, what kind of house?

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Speaker 7: Shotgun house sitting on rick in the country for Louisiana,

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Speaker 7: for sure, Cleveland got something you can go up under

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Speaker 7: the porch. In Cleveland too, we had the clubhouse on

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Speaker 7: the Butcher's porch.

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Speaker 2: A whole clubhouse, a whole clubhouse. You couldn't nobody stand

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Speaker 2: up in it.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get a visual what happened.

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Speaker 2: He had to crawl in and be seated.

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Speaker 4: Man, I tell you, the funniest thing I saw was

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Speaker 4: Manny and loud John got in a fight in the

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Speaker 4: clubhouse one time. Couldn't nobody stand up? That was one

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Speaker 4: of the best fights I ever seen. It was some

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Speaker 4: tussling going on in there.

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Speaker 5: Crazy crazy, crazy, All right, this is this prank at today?

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Speaker 5: Is mister Wiggins, Mister Wiggins, wigeds wicked.

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Speaker 2: Quiggins, mister play the prank here quickens?

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hi, my name is Joe, which I'm with

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Speaker 5: Green lawn services. We came out and cut your yard yesterday,

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Speaker 5: and uh, we're trying to make sure that you liked

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Speaker 5: everything thoroughly.

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Speaker 2: That we cut the front, the back.

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Speaker 5: We also did your hedges, put some mulch in the

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Speaker 5: fly beds, the weed eating in the whole nine yards,

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Speaker 5: and we also left an invoice on your doorstep.

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Speaker 3: Want to make sure you got that as well, y'all.

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Speaker 8: I cut my yards, man, I want thrown around. Man. Look, dude,

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Speaker 8: when I was trying to forgot who he'll cut it?

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Speaker 3: Sir?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we cut it as if yesterday you were actually

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Speaker 5: on our schedule and we did everything thoroughly. Well, I'm

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Speaker 5: actually just calling as a follow up.

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Speaker 8: Hell, I get on the schedules, sir.

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Speaker 3: Are you mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman?

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Speaker 8: Hell no, man, I'm wiggings for the fifty man. You

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Speaker 8: cut the wrong house that Nick dough man. I guess

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Speaker 8: you need to put your inboards on the dough sir.

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Speaker 5: Sir, you you're not mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman.

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Speaker 8: Say man, I'll just tell you and I'm missed the wiggers.

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Speaker 8: You cut the wrong Know what y'all need to go with?

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Speaker 8: Miss long to get your one. You ain't cut, You

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Speaker 8: got the wrong No, sir, y'are coming over here trying

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Speaker 8: to cog money.

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Speaker 2: Well, sir, hold on this second here you're saying we

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Speaker 2: do you don't.

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Speaker 8: Cut the wrong yard. No schedule, I ain't tell you

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Speaker 8: come over here and cut and you go over there

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Speaker 8: talking Malone get your money. You can't ain't.

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Speaker 5: So there's no way we can charge mister Alone if

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Speaker 5: we haven't cut his yard.

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Speaker 8: Now, let's let's you need to take it there. Cut

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Speaker 8: mister alone yard. Let's put memoirs and his You know

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Speaker 8: you ain't cut sir thing at this sir number one,

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Speaker 8: cut the wrong yond you go cut the right yard

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Speaker 8: and get right that every boy you ain't got. You

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Speaker 8: ain't getting than this out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I say that I didn't.

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Speaker 8: Call no matter the cut over here, you go over that.

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Speaker 8: I have to cut his right and get him real boys, you.

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Speaker 3: Ain't get I understand, sir.

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Speaker 5: Listen, what I want to say is, uh, well, we'll

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Speaker 5: go over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard.

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Speaker 2: I understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand.

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Speaker 2: I understood.

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Speaker 5: You say that you did like the services, so wouldn't

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Speaker 5: it be even right for you to actually go ahead

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Speaker 5: and send the invoice in along with the checks since

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Speaker 5: you did like the services.

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Speaker 8: Whatever did listening like yo? Target? Because then I just

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Speaker 8: tell you you cut the wrong your you know, cut

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Speaker 8: the right yard and get your money. You ain't got

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Speaker 8: nothing but practice here.

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Speaker 3: I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir.

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Speaker 5: I understand that, But you got the services, and you

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Speaker 5: like the services. I don't want to have to come

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Speaker 5: out there and get the money from you.

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Speaker 8: Well, come on and determined, Come on and determined. I

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Speaker 8: got something. Come on over here and get your money.

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Speaker 3: But you said you liked that.

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Speaker 8: I wouldn't give them if I said the moon was green.

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Speaker 8: You cut the wrong yard. You go get your money

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Speaker 8: from the right. They ain't get So I got some

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Speaker 8: place over here. Let me see what you get. Ill

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Speaker 8: cut the wrong trying to get money money you ain't getting. Now,

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Speaker 8: you you can go get you from the right either

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Speaker 8: right in that door, go cut that and leave that

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Speaker 8: paper over there.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming over there.

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Speaker 8: You want me to start some im starting. I ain't

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Speaker 8: gonna come round here and do and be charging me

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Speaker 8: no money. Now, Yeah, I got more heat in hell.

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Speaker 8: Get money if you want to come get it.

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Speaker 3: You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get

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Speaker 3: our money back to get to what.

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Speaker 8: You come around here trying to get some money. Now,

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Speaker 8: I tell you don't cut on yard.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you. Don't make me whoop y'all behind

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Speaker 3: this yard.

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Speaker 8: You come home, you'll come rom here.

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Speaker 3: So I whoop yall behind in the front yard that

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Speaker 3: just got.

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Speaker 8: Cut, your man, man and your pamp and you come

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Speaker 8: trying to get that money. I'm pucking hold on you,

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Speaker 8: don't you jack?

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing to tell you when you're listening.

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Speaker 8: Now you standing now, I'm you got wrong.

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Speaker 3: I've got one more thing to tell you.

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Speaker 5: And you listening, mister Wickens, Look, this is Lephew.

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Speaker 3: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked. Hello,

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Speaker 3: what goodness?

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Speaker 8: William look at him?

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Speaker 3: Your boy Gary just pranked you.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 8: Hey, we're laughing now.

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Speaker 5: But let me ask you something though, Man, what is

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Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 8: Land, The Steve Harveard Morning.

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Speaker 2: And now you have it? Stupid as always.

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Speaker 5: I hope you all enjoyed it right now was missed

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Speaker 5: Wiggins and staying with the w's, I will be at

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Speaker 5: the Quinn Trust Arena this Saturday night, Chicago, Illinois. Quinn

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Speaker 5: Trust at the winch Quinn Trust Arena, Sweetest Day Comedy Jam.

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Speaker 5: That's Bill Bellamy, that is Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson and

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Speaker 5: Lounail Tony Roberts and Yours truly Nephew tell me at

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Speaker 5: the Queenn Trust Arena, Chicago, Illinois.

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Speaker 2: Sweetest Day Comedy Jam. All right, bring your sweeties.

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Speaker 5: Out, Bring you male sweetie, female sweeties, bring you sweetest.

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Speaker 5: If you ain't got a sweetie, come one on.

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Speaker 2: You might find you a sweetest. It's a good day

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Speaker 2: to find sweetest.

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Speaker 1: Win Trust in the Windy City.

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Speaker 3: Queen Trusting the Windy City.

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Speaker 2: What that's a lot?

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Speaker 5: Where when we thank you?

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject I was hiding the whole time. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.