WEBVTT - Love in the Locker Room with Jesse Tyler Ferguson 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.240 Good morning, a good afternoon, Buenos Harda, Buenos Dia, Buenos 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:07.120 I don't know, is it Buenos tardaes. 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:09.720 Buenos tardes. I guess we're saying that you left Spain 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:10.639 a couple of weeks ago. 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:13.440 I know I'm gonna and guess where. I just landed 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.239 in Hawaii, so I don't even know what language I'm speaking. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:16.720 Aloha. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:19.000 I did the same thing last year when we went 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.920 to Hawaii. Everyone kept saying Aloha, and I kept responding. 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:27.960 With ola, Yeah, exactly, exactly. So Molly and I, Molly 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.760 and I flew in before my shows on Maui and 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:34.280 then Honolulu, and all of our cousins and their babies 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.240 are here. So we're about to go to the beach 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:38.640 and get down to business. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.440 Amazing, I'm so pleased for you. Well, I just came 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:42.199 from your house. 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.960 Oh what was going on there? 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.680 Well, we got Tamikas who's charming into lightfall? 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.120 Oh, Gustavaria. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:52.400 Gustavaria, that's what I've ready named him, Goose, And well Goose, 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.840 his name is Gus and he's one of my new 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:55.760 assistants and. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:56.760 He speaks Spanish. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.720 So I'm like, Gus, we are only speaking Spanish, and 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.640 so I call it Gustavenia. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.280 In my mind that means I would like Gus. So 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.000 we'll see who's Doug there at the house. 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.800 Yes, he was a totally well quaffed good boy, was he. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:11.320 Yeah. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.560 I asked Gus if he'd been sassy at all, and 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.360 he said, no, he's been a perfectly well behaved good boy. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.200 He just got back from two weeks of training. 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.800 Two weeks. He had five weeks of training. He went 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.440 to training nept for five weeks. They sent me videos 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.520 of him at the store where they would go Doug sit, 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.399 He'd sit, and then they'd go lie down and he 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.280 lies down, and then then get a toy treat and 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.520 they shake it like ten feet away from him, and 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:35.320 he stays. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.319 And I'm like, oh my god, if this dog training 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.000 company worked, I can't wait to tell everyone about it. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:41.840 Oh my gosh. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:43.720 Yeah, well, you'll have to tell me about it because 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.400 Wendell has decided that if we're in the pool, we're 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.600 in grave danger. So now he wants to bark at 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.240 us when we're in the pool, and it's all it's 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:50.920 just a mess. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.240 So well, I got even better news. I found out 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.360 that that Doug is flying with me. I'm gonna go 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.600 see a concert at Red Rocks. And there's this new airline, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.240 agg Bark Airlines that you could travel with your dog on. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.559 And then Jetsuitet also allows you to bring your dogs. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.680 So I'm like, oh my god, I'm going to bring 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:07.720 dog with me everywhere. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:12.200 It's over for every other airline. Yeah, flying first class. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.840 I wanted to a special shout out also to Australia 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.520 and New Zealand because we had such an epic time there. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:20.880 We had so much fun. Sydney is one of the 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:22.359 most beautiful cities. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:22.480 In the world. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:24.440 That harbor we went whale watching on the. 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.560 Last day and we we went out of the harbor 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:31.200 and went into these ten to fifteen feet swells on 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:34.600 this like whale watching boat and the woman came around 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:37.600 and started passing out like vomit bags to everyone. Oh no, 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.880 all of these people were throwing up. I've never been 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:44.160 in sea that high. It was epic and I Molly 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.640 and I of course love that, so we didn't get sick. 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:48.920 But we saw so many pods of whales and it 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.280 was really really beautiful and I just can't get enough 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.639 of the food in Sydney, and like the way they 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.120 the way the beaches are, this harbor that like they 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.600 do all of this like beautiful stuff, and they create 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.000 all these stone steps so everybody can sit on the 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:04.720 harbor have lunch. They have all these parks right on 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.680 the harbor. I'm like, why don't we do that in 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:08.720 all of our beach towns in California? 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.880 You know, Sam is boring after a while. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.560 We need more action, some like rocky beaches. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I had that. I just that 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:17.680 was great. I always have a good time when we 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.600 go to Australia, but this was especially great. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:20.639 Choplin with my cousin. 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:24.480 Yeah, well, onto her guest today. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:25.760 Today we have one. 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.239 I mean, this is gonna be This is one of 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.200 the funniest episodes ever. He's the host of a podcast 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.320 called Dinners on Me, but you probably know him from 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:36.080 many other a bevy of other things. So please welcome 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:39.640 one of my favorite people, Jesse Tyler Ferguson. I'm sitting 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.000 here with my friend Jesse Tyler Ferguson. When was the 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:43.200 last time I saw you? 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:43.960 Do you remember? 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:44.920 It's been a while. 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.080 I feel like I might have seen you, like the 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:52.320 Hollywood Bowl or something Hollywood Bowl, neither of us. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.920 Hilary Swing's house. Oh remember that a. 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:01.040 Long times ago. Right, she's had twins. Since she's had. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:06.280 Like four different she's like husband and now twins. 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.320 Well we should say she's happily married now. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:10.760 But she has been through She's been through a few 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:11.040 of them. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.360 I was with her with like three. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.360 Different I know, I mean I think I was. I 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:18.039 haven't seen her for like since like two husbands ago. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:20.040 Yeah. Yeah. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:21.520 Every time I was speak to her, She's like, you 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.839 have to meet so and so. It's like, well, what 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:27.359 happened to you know? Lots of his face. There's always 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.240 someone new. But I'm glad she's happy. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:29.560 Yeah. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.520 Can you imagine if we just made a whole podcast 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.200 about Hillary Swank's love life Jesse and I just. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:35.680 I mean, we could fill it more than an hour. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.240 She would probably be fine with it. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.920 Knowing her anyway, Okay, Jesse Tyler Ferguson is here in studio. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:41.800 I'm so happy to see you. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.359 I haven't seen you in many years, but here we 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.640 are reunited with Doug in studio. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:46.920 Love Doug. I'm obsessed. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.240 How are you my friend? 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:49.040 I'm really good? 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:50.479 What is happening? In your life. 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:53.200 Besides promoted coming on to promote a new podcast, which 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.080 everybody is going to be very anger about. 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:57.680 Everyone has a podcast. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.000 There's hardly any podcast, Jesse. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.800 I don't know what, hardly any of them. I have 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:05.440 actually been very prolific, prolific recently. Yeah no, I was 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:08.240 doing theater for a while and then the strikes all happened, 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.440 and now I'm just like doing this podcast. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.919 But hopefully things are going to start happening soon. I 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.159 don't know. I'm happy to have the podcast to focus. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:16.159 What is the podcast about. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.160 It's called Dinners on Me, and I basically take my 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.960 guess out to a dinner and we have alcohol. Alcohol 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:25.120 is sometimes included, well it should be, should be I 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:26.000 mean whatever you guys want. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.120 To order at dinner, for sure. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.080 Yeah, sometimes it's like a breakfast, but. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.800 It's oh well, yeah, well then just better. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:35.080 I always believe a little alcohol during an interview setting 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.160 is helpful for people, for sure, who get nervous being interviewed. 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.240 Although I would go on watch What Happens Live and 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:41.839 I would have a little bit of alcohol, and there's 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:43.120 been a few times where it's like I shouldn't have 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:43.400 done that. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.040 Yeah, right, I know what you mean. I mean because 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:47.040 you yeah, you get it. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:48.800 It should be a sip or like a half a 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.880 drink before you're on television. 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.599 Not more than that. Yeah yeah yeah, because then that 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:53.640 shows it shows up. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.720 Yeah, yeah, for sure, you can tell, you can tell, 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:57.640 but yeah, it's just a meal. I love that it 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.599 sort of takes the podcast out of the studio where 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.360 an avest front. You hear the waiter come over the table, 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:03.240 you order. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.720 Sorry to inter up, but Brad, can you fix Jesse's mic? 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:06.720 It's kind of falling down. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:11.040 It's yeah, move it closer, move it closer my mouth. 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:12.000 Put it in my. 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:16.000 Mouth septicles that we can use, literally put his. 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:17.440 Dick in my mouth. I was like, oh, hi, what's 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:17.800 her name? 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.640 That's what He has a girlfriend, who's always setting up 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.560 with her with like different guys. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.560 Who has a girlfriend justin. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.760 My husband has a girlfriend and we're always setting her 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.719 up with these different guys. And he's like, I literally 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.240 put a dick in the roll's mouth last night. 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:37.960 It is true. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:38.880 I set someone up. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:42.400 Recently, my friend was like having a relationship with a woman, 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.840 her first relationship with a woman for about nine months, 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.880 and she's like, I'm ready to try men again, and 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:49.120 I was like, I think I have someone that I 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.240 used to have sex with who I'm no longer having 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:51.960 sex with. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:55.320 That is available and great in bed, and. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:58.280 He's a friend of mine still I highly recommended and 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:00.480 comes I'm like, I can vouch for him, and she's like, 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.200 I don't want to sex with anyone you did. I 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.040 got why we're all having sex. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.160 Who cares if you have to. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:07.680 I want to know who all the players are in 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:08.520 the story. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.720 It's over and the sex with me and him is over, 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.080 so like, go for it, but there's no that attraction 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.240 is over anyway, she goes out with him. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:17.320 I'm sure you know both of these people. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:19.840 She goes out with him, and the next morning she's like, 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.920 oh my god, it was a total We had such 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.480 a great time. You know, yeah, I would be like 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.720 interested in seeing him again. He said, thank you so 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.640 much for setting us up. It's a great time, Like 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.400 I would be so interested in And I was like, oh, 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.920 I've successfully set up two people just off the top 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:36.240 of my. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.520 Head, an ex lesbian and an ex level and an 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:39.040 ex lover. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.960 I mean so I feel like it made me feel 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.120 very good about myself. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:44.440 Are great? 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:44.880 Well? 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.000 Also and that you had good taste and you know 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.120 your previous. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.720 Lovers, I mean did I I don'n't know. 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:51.840 I don't know who this person is right here. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:53.600 I do have good taste. He has he's good to. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:55.880 Every time I've seen you with someone, I was like, oh, 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:57.880 that makes sense. Who are you with now? 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:02.280 I'm not sure? Okay, I don't know where I am. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.080 I don't know who I'm with. I don't know what 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:04.600 I'm doing. 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.920 Okay, all right, you've been in a relationship for a 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:07.520 long time. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.240 A really long time. We just see children, two children now. Yeah, 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:10.880 I don't think. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.600 I've seen you since I had kids, not twins. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:15.720 I usually cut off relationships with people when they have children, 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:16.640 So that makes sense. 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:21.800 That does make its tracks. It's all tracks. Yeah, I have. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.040 I've been married. I'll be eleven years in July that 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.040 I've been married. And we have a four year old 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:26.960 and like eighteen month. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:27.840 Old, And how is that? 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:34.360 It's fine, it's good, it's good, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.240 My husband just looked at a school today, like we're 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.120 at that place where. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:40.160 We're looking at Yeah. I mean, oh my god. You 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.360 really have to think about everything when you're having a kid. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.000 It's not just about having a kid, it's about the 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:48.319 next twenty years of getting raped by every school system. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:51.559 I mean, it's so ridiculous the stories I. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.680 Hear now, I know, I know in Justin's you know, 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:57.319 he's on like group chats with all the other moms 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.680 and like it's he's the only like for the only 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.680 sex couple at the preschool right now. So he's like, 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.439 all the he's on this group chat with all these 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.840 moms and then he's like and then me, Justin, and 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.920 they're all talking about schools because they're all, you know, 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.080 trying to figure out where to place their kids as well, 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:14.160 and they're just really working him up. He gets worked 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:17.280 up very easily, and he's really stressing out about things. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.760 So I'm glad he finally looked at a school so 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.760 that we could have something like feasible, you know, like 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.480 actually like concrete to look at. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.439 Yeah, how do you feel about how would you grade 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:27.280 yourself as a parent. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:29.920 I think I'm doing okay. We have I think I'm 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.720 doing okay. I benefit from a lot of help we have. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.320 My mother in law is really helpful. I'm pretty good, 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.160 but I definitely need like breaks. So it's good to have. 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:39.840 And when you say breaks, like, what do you mean, 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.240 like like going away for like twenty twenty one days, 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:46.960 one days, twenty eight days every six months. Yeah, I 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:48.679 like to go away for twenty eight days. 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:53.480 I'll leave a photo of myself by the crib and enter. 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:54.400 That's right. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.440 That's actually a great plan for me. That's what I needed. 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.320 Like when I work two months, I need a month off. 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:01.080 I'm like, you go, go, go, go go. And then 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.720 you know, like when your sometimes are slow, they're super slow, 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:05.720 and then when you're busy, you're like, I don't even know. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.360 I feel like I'm in the middle of a nervous 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:08.360 breakdown totally. 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:09.720 I can't. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:09.839 You know. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.160 I get built in breaks because I get to go 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.160 away for work sometimes, So that's nice. Yeah, no, it's fine, 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.000 it's fine. I mean, my my husband doesn't let be 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:18.440 left one with the kids. 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:18.800 I did. 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:20.280 I was going to play in New York for like 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.760 four months and right after my second was born, and 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.880 I was like, Papa was a rolled in stone, like 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.480 he had no idea who I was, you know, just not. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.600 Present, right, right. That's I've had the kind of relationship, 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.559 but only with one of my dogs. An actual person, 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.680 which would be more. Yeah, so you're actually worse, a 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:41.240 worse person than I at in that comparicon. Yeah right, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:42.960 how did you like that schedule for the theater? 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:44.440 It's hard, it is. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.319 It's hard because also people think that, you know, you 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.079 only work like a few hours in the evening and 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:49.560 like you have your whole day free. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:50.440 I'm like, you're a monster. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:52.959 You have your whole day to stress out about performing 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.400 that night is what you have. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.320 I don't think I could do that schedule. Yes you could, No, 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.520 I don't. I couldn't. First of all, seven day or 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:00.560 six day a week. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.520 Right, or is it seven six days a week eight performances, Yeah. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.280 Six days a week. I need more than one day 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:05.800 wake off. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.560 And I understand that what that goes into that because 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:10.400 I do stand up, I mean I don't do feat 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.560 or so I'm not you know, it's me just being myself. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.960 So it's probably in a sense much easier. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:18.000 But knowing all day long that you have to do 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.040 what you have to do, it affects everything you do, 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:21.360 every all day, all day. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:22.600 Yeah, keep it all day. 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:24.960 I prefer to just do stand up in the morning, 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.360 record myself and be done with it and send it 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:28.640 out that night, you know what I. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:33.079 Mean totally so that I yeah, yeah, yeah, I could 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.440 do what you want tonight totally. I know I'm not 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.720 I'm not great. That's the other thing that's changed with kids, 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.640 Like I really am starting to shut down at like 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.280 six thirty PM. That's if we're not like in the 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.720 process of eating dinner. I'm kind of screwed because I 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.040 want to be I want to be sleeping by the 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:49.560 time Mike, Yeah, my kids go down, which is eight 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:50.240 eight o five. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:52.320 I sleep pretty or I go to sleep pretty early. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:53.839 Last night. I was in bed at seven thirty. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.800 And I mean I because I get ship done between 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.920 like five am and eight am are like or six 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.560 to nine. I can get a lot done and then 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.160 I'm much more productive. But around That's how I feel 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.840 like anytime I have plans at night, and I don't 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:09.320 have kids, so I don't know if this is an 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.400 age thing. It must be, because anytime I have plans 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.400 at night, I'm like, is it gonna happen? Like? Am 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:18.440 I gonna be able to truly truck through that? I 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.880 find La to be such a sleepier town. When I'm 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:24.480 in New York. I'm capable of many many more things. 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.880 Absolutely, you can fill a night. But also if I 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.480 know I have to do something like it anytime after 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.920 eight pm, if I'm not out of my house, I 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.079 won't make it like I need to be taken out 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.320 of my house. I need to be entertained the premises 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.040 and tell whatever this event. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.120 It's like actually like a kid, right, you have to 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:46.319 keep me entertained until I have to go perform or 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:50.880 because every every engagement is that there's a level of performance, 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.040 which is also fucking annoying. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.120 I wouldn't have to take anything to help you sleep. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:55.920 Do you take weed or. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.920 Oh yeah, I take all sorts of shit. I take gummies. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.640 Sometimes I take Xanax. If I'm traveling and there's a 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.280 time difference, I've decided, most recently to ignore time zones. 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.640 I've decided they don't have Australia, New Zealand, Hawaii. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.200 I have like this whole like international loop I'm doing, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.040 and I'm like, I'm just gonna have to get ahead 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.400 of this because that's. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:15.520 All i have. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.640 That's the only defense I have. But I will take 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.640 like xanax for that. I love Xanax. Xanax is my favorite. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.600 And then I but I try not to take that, 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.520 you know, multiple anxiety as well or just you. I 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.720 recently started to use it, like I tried it for 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.920 anxiety during the day because I had I went through 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:37.040 like a stressful couple of months recently with my house 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.880 and all this stuff that was going on. I just 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.880 felt very stressed out, and I was taking it during 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.240 the day. I was also smoking multiple joints a day 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.640 during the day. And then I was like, I've got 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.200 to get through this period of time. And then, of 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.560 course those periods of time always come to an end, right, 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.960 like you're out of the cycle of the level of 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.080 stress you felt. It doesn't ever, that's the great thing 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:00.880 about being stressed out. It doesn't last. Yeah, so that 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.880 feels good. I feel much better this week. I feel 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:07.959 much better, like, you know, higher vibes. Yeah, less less 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:11.040 like I'm in the afternoon, like where's the xanax? Like 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:14.560 I'm okay now, yeah, well me needs a joint and ax. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.080 I just but I love joyts. Do you like smooking 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.400 weed you like I do? 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:19.400 Gummies? 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:19.720 Yeah? 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:21.720 Much better for you to day cummies. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:23.720 Yes, one of my favorite things that you you did. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:24.920 I miss it. I don't know if you had a 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.000 good experience doing it. But was it The Chelsea does. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.600 Series, Yes, I love that they loved. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.720 And The Chelsea does Drugs. Yes, well you had the 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:35.160 weed meal and then you went on aahuasca as well. Yes, 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.600 fucking fantastic. Oh thanks fantastic. I just love watching that 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.360 that dinner too, and you and like fortune like that 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:43.080 group of people. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.120 Skinting so ridiculous. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.080 We were high for seven days after that that. You 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.360 don't understand what was like because it was in the food. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.600 So yeah, you know you drugged yourself. Like, you can't 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.960 overdose on weed, that's the thing. You can just get 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.080 super super hot. No, you could just act like a 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:59.040 moron for a week, or you could do that for 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.240 your podcast. But it's better with the visuals. I guess 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:02.840 are you going to have visuals on your podcast? 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:04.800 We haven't done that yet because people don't like eating 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:05.560 in front of a camera. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.120 Oh yeah, that is a problem. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.360 And also we're in restaurants you now, and there's you know, 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:11.920 real people having meals around us. 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.160 But David Chang is doing that show on more Like. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.280 I mean that's a TV show. They have a budget. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:21.160 Oh right right, and no one Moreover, nobody wants to 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.320