WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Careless Package

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<v Speaker 1>Five Rooking Jewels. Second date Update. Whenever somebody claims that

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<v Speaker 1>they're sick and they can't go on a date with you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when you show up to their house to make sure.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to make sure that they're not faking it.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's exactly what Andrea did. Who's on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update right now? She called

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<v Speaker 1>the dude out for being sick, and now he's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling her back. But apparently it worked out better than

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<v Speaker 1>what it sounds like. I'm saying, Andrea, what's up? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Hey? Juwel hey, Brooke, Harry, y'all good. So

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you tell us a little bit about the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that you want to call today? What's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Mike? Mike okay, and how did you

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<v Speaker 1>meet Mike? We work in separate places. We were just

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<v Speaker 1>at the same bar for an office happy hour, and

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<v Speaker 1>you thought maybe you could help merge companies a little merger.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh maybe I was I was thinking more. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he could just do a feature on our next pay

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you like about this guy? He had

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<v Speaker 1>a really sweet personality. I mean, he was just he

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<v Speaker 1>was really smooth. He Uh, I went to order my

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<v Speaker 1>drink at the bar and he just he's like split

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<v Speaker 1>up next to me. He's like, after I said my drink,

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<v Speaker 1>he told me his drink and he's like, oh and

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<v Speaker 1>put them together. All okay, So I just it was

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<v Speaker 1>really sweet. Oh he might put him on the same tap.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you meant he wanted you to mix drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's weird. A merger, right, So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>he took care of your drinks. It seemed like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice guy. Yeah, yeah, it seemed like a really nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we started talking and he's got really popping

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<v Speaker 1>blue eyes. Total sucker for that. And by the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the night he asked me out. Okay, so in

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<v Speaker 1>your email you mentioned something about him getting sick, so

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<v Speaker 1>you needed to go over to his place. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>the day of the date he texted me and he

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<v Speaker 1>had to cancel because he said he was sick. Well

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<v Speaker 1>that sucks. Yeah, you know, I felt bad. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a compassionate person, I'm nice. So I offer to

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<v Speaker 1>come over to his place as a care package, and

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<v Speaker 1>he agreed. Oh oh, well, that's really thoughtful of you,

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<v Speaker 1>especially for someone you haven't even actually gone out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date. With yet. Well, I did have a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a double motive. I mean, I've I've been

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<v Speaker 1>burned on a first date before, so I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure he was actually sick. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to see if he was actually telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened when you show it up? Um? I knocked

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<v Speaker 1>on the door and he opened it. He was he

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<v Speaker 1>was actually sick. I mean, yeah, he looked, he looked terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you want to hear from somebody who's interested

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<v Speaker 1>in you. Man, you look terrible. Yeah, he looked. He

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<v Speaker 1>looked worse than terrible. So he wasn't lying to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Then it was? It was bad, definitely not lying, probably

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<v Speaker 1>actually kind of underplaying. And how long did you hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with him in his house while he was sick? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I offered to stay as long as you

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<v Speaker 1>liked him, and he seemed to really, you know, appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>the care package. So what was in the package? Lube? What?

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<v Speaker 1>No for the throat? Yeah? Yeah, I brought him some soup,

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<v Speaker 1>some crackers, a little bit of candy, unique pretty pretty

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<v Speaker 1>kosher stuff, the normal get well stuff. Not Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>where you went wrong. Maybe he's one of those guys

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<v Speaker 1>that likes a good lube to solve his cough. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I will keep that in mind next time he's sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing subes a wet cough like some lube. So how

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<v Speaker 1>did things end with him? It actually ended a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit uncomfortable. Really, why? Yeah, so we seem to be

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time. You know. I asked her to

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<v Speaker 1>stay as long as he would like. I thought maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he'd like the company. Um, all of a sudden, he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of abruptly went, well I should rest, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>really awkwardly, just like put on my shoes and said bye.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean okay, after you just brought him a get

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<v Speaker 1>well package. Yeah, so he just kind of killed and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like you're talking. He's like, I need to rest,

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<v Speaker 1>get out. It wasn't that rude, but he did motion

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<v Speaker 1>towards the door, like you need to leave. Wow. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you feel like he was angry or he was

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<v Speaker 1>just uncomfortable because he was sick? Kind of afford to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he was sick, so I'm just hoping he

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<v Speaker 1>was in a bad mood. And have you talked to

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<v Speaker 1>him since then? No, he hasn't texted, He hasn't called.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, not even like a thank you for the

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<v Speaker 1>care package. Nothing. So he's either blowing me off or

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<v Speaker 1>his sickness got worse and now he's dead. At least

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<v Speaker 1>you could take some solace in that, Like maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>was a really bad cold and that's the reason he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back, not because he did something wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah maybe. I mean, I'm just as confused as you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he asked me out right, and I choked

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<v Speaker 1>himself the care package, and now I haven't heard from him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, okay, so weird. All right, Well we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, call him and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on brooking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning date. Today's second date update is less

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<v Speaker 1>of a second date update and more of a welfare check.

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<v Speaker 1>Just called to see if this dude is still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just joining us. Andrea is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and she wants us to call a guy named Mike today.

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<v Speaker 1>They met at office happy hour, and then when they

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<v Speaker 1>scheduled their date, he told her that he was sick

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<v Speaker 1>and he couldn't meet up. Then she tested him and said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh well, how about I bring you a care package?

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<v Speaker 1>Because she thought one that he might have been lying,

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<v Speaker 1>and two it would be a nice gesture, and he

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<v Speaker 1>actually said yes. She brought over the care package and

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<v Speaker 1>he was really sick. They hung out for a little

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<v Speaker 1>while and eventually he said, hey, I need to get

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<v Speaker 1>some rest. You need to go, and that's the last

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<v Speaker 1>that she's heard from him. So, Andrew, if I call

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<v Speaker 1>this number and somebody answers and asks me if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>next of Ken, should I hang up then? Or oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, yes, please just hang out then like it

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<v Speaker 1>ever happened. Okay, do you I mean, do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>pretty foolish that you basically accused him in your mind

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<v Speaker 1>of lying and then you were wrong? Um? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I was definitely surprised he was actually sick. But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's no reason to not call me back,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, for another date, yeah, or at least just

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<v Speaker 1>to say thank you, because he didn't even thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for the care pact exactly. I'm just really confused. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial his phone ub right now and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get your answer. Okay, Okay, here we're going. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Mike please? This is Mike. Oh good,

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<v Speaker 1>you're feeling better. I've been so worried about you, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>in this cold you had. Who is this? Oh? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Um? I'm okay. What's broken? Jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. It's a good question. I don't really know,

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<v Speaker 1>but according to most people, it's a radio show. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're calling you today because we got an email

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<v Speaker 1>about you from one of our listeners. Sorry, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? Well, we do a segment on our show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the second Date Update. It's where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a date with somebody and then end

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<v Speaker 1>up not calling them after they email us to see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get you on the phone and find

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<v Speaker 1>out what happened. Technically, you didn't really go on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with this person, but they're still wondering why you

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<v Speaker 1>aren't calling them back. Okay, that sounds pretty messed up.

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<v Speaker 1>But her name is Andrea. Okay, okay, you remember Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>She brought you a care package when you were sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, I guess you could say that. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean? I guess you could say that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>it filled with things to make you feel better? When

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<v Speaker 1>you're sick. Yeah, it was technically, I don't know. If

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<v Speaker 1>somebody says I want to make you a care package,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of expect a bit of care in that package.

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<v Speaker 1>And she came over and it was literally a paper

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<v Speaker 1>grocery bag with can soup in it and like salting

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<v Speaker 1>crackers and like candy, but not even real brand name candy.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what a care package? No, I'm just saying that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's clear that she said I want to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you a care package and then stopped at the

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<v Speaker 1>store and literally grabbed the first thing she saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what a care package is. She stopped by

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<v Speaker 1>the store, I got you things you needed. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you're going to go out of your way to

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<v Speaker 1>do a thing for a person, I'm just saying, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>either put some thought in it or wait till our

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<v Speaker 1>first date. I don't even know this girl. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is the first impression. For the second impression that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting is like, here's some stuff that I like, I

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<v Speaker 1>have in my house. Is that why you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back because of the little effort she put into

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<v Speaker 1>a care package for you? Well, no, it's not just

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<v Speaker 1>that that. I mean that was disappointing to say the least.

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<v Speaker 1>But then the thing is, like the energy was so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sick, right, and she comes over and, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of kind of like hanging out and maybe getting

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<v Speaker 1>to know me, like the first question, she's asking really

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<v Speaker 1>specific questions about how sick I am. And she asked

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<v Speaker 1>me if I get sick often, and like what my

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<v Speaker 1>symptoms were, and like it felt kind of I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like I was on trial a bit, like or that

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<v Speaker 1>you're at the doctor, yeah, or that I was at

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor, but neither of us are doctors, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I didn't know what her angle was, you know, like,

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<v Speaker 1>how paranoid are you? What are you testing me? You

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<v Speaker 1>want to see if my genetics are good? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get sick that often twice a year, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of what it felt like. But did you

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it could have been that she was nervous

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<v Speaker 1>and it's the first time you guys have hung out

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<v Speaker 1>without alcohol and she didn't know what else to talk about. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it just seemed to me that she didn't totally believe

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<v Speaker 1>that I was sick, Like I had to answer all

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<v Speaker 1>these questions about how I was sick and how sick

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<v Speaker 1>I really was, and I felt like they kept going on.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was one or two questions, that would be

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<v Speaker 1>one thing. But at a certain point I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want a doctor's note? He should have supplied

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<v Speaker 1>her with one, I guess so. So it was her

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<v Speaker 1>careless package, not a care package, and her constant grilling

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<v Speaker 1>you about being sick that made you not want to

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<v Speaker 1>call her again. Oh well, I just yeah, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta kind of possessive sense about her, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not into that. You know, I don't get that sense

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<v Speaker 1>about her at all. And she's actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and wants to talk to you, so we

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<v Speaker 1>could ask her if she's possessive like that. Wait, she's

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<v Speaker 1>been listening to this whole thing. Yeah, Andrea, Hi, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Oh my god, I'm I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you were listening at all. Um. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did hear everything, Mike, and it's really interesting to

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<v Speaker 1>hear your take on how things happened. Um well, I

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<v Speaker 1>just you should know. That's how I felt at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was called by a radio show, which apparently

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<v Speaker 1>you send an email to, which doesn't help my general

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<v Speaker 1>feeling about the whole thing. I mean, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>really confused because it seems like, you know, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I had, you know, reached out and did a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice thing for you, but apparently it didn't quite come

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<v Speaker 1>off as kindly as it was intended. Well, your intentions

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<v Speaker 1>weren't very clear to me, you know, And if you

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<v Speaker 1>do this in the future, maybe put a little more

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<v Speaker 1>thought into that so it won't seem like you just

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<v Speaker 1>showed up with a bag in order to get into

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<v Speaker 1>the door and find out some information. Wow. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>when you've been lied to once, sometimes you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>see how many liars are out there. Okay, So you

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<v Speaker 1>were testing me, so I was right. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you were all right and make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you know there wasn't any red flags, you know, immediately

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<v Speaker 1>up front. I mean, if you like me and we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't even gone on our first date, Yeah, our first date,

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<v Speaker 1>So probably best not to take the time when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sick to grill me and find out whether I've killed anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But Mike, I mean, you've got to listen to her

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<v Speaker 1>explanation right now, because it does kind of make sense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes sense to a paranoid person. She's been burned

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch, Mike, give her like a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a break. I mean, you're the jerk that's complaining about

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<v Speaker 1>the quality of care packages over here. She brought me

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<v Speaker 1>cam soup. I could go get canned soup from the store.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not care I didn't know if you were lying.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're a liar, like you only get

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<v Speaker 1>caned soup, like I'm not going to pull out like

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's homemade recipe like that takes four hours to

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<v Speaker 1>make for a little liar, I just didn't get a

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<v Speaker 1>good first impression. So if I got to stick around

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<v Speaker 1>for the good soup, I don't know if that's worth it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see if it's worth it. Mike, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out on a second date with Andrea? We

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for it. Well, we'll buy the ingredients for

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<v Speaker 1>the soup that you can make. I can confidently say no, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is already way too nuts for me. Okay, okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>knowing that, then I suppose would also like to not

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<v Speaker 1>go out because apparently, no, Andrew, you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go back and say no. I'm saying no, Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I can. I am saying no right now. Wow. Okay, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>you hear that you could have had a date, but

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<v Speaker 1>now you don't get one because Andrea decided no, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just fine with me. Did you hear me, Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, yes, all right. Sorry you couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>you guys to go out again, but at least you

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<v Speaker 1>both agree that Andreas said no. Texted at seven eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two says that guy's a pretentious douche

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<v Speaker 1>with like a lot of osa talking about today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update if you missed it. Andrea wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>this dude named Mike. He got sick when they were

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to go on their dates, so she put him

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<v Speaker 1>to the test and was like, well, I'll bring you

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<v Speaker 1>a care package, and he accepted because he was actually sick.

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<v Speaker 1>She really wanted to see if he was lying to her,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't. He was sick, but the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't calling her back was because he didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>the care package that she brought over because it contained regular,

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<v Speaker 1>average canned soup and some candy that wasn't even like

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<v Speaker 1>special candy. Yeah, own candy. Ridiculous, So he wasn't into

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<v Speaker 1>it because of that, and then she got upset and

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<v Speaker 1>at the end turned it around on him. So we

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<v Speaker 1>asked if they want to go on a second date,

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<v Speaker 1>update a second date like we always do, and he

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<v Speaker 1>said no, but then she said no, you don't get

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<v Speaker 1>to say no. I'm saying no. No. I really think

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<v Speaker 1>if we back it up, this weirdly wouldn't have worked

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<v Speaker 1>out anyway because first date, and she's already like a

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<v Speaker 1>private detective thinking he's like lying about being sick, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was his point too. He could tell that she

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<v Speaker 1>was testing him to see if he was actually sick,

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<v Speaker 1>so he wasn't into it. But she says, no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all that's the most important part. Can't fire me. I quit.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you want to do a second date, update off,

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<v Speaker 1>you do his email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back.