WEBVTT - Ep 30: No Joke, Ders Can’t Tell Time 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.880 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio. 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:09.640 This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:14.280 crucially important today on This Is Important. Can I got 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.040 hot dog water for me and my buddies? Bitch? I 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:20.320 know y'all had triskets at the house. Yeah me, I'm 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:24.000 me for my temmy. I think the salinity would fuck 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:33.360 your button hole up. Dude, Let's go boom bam, Hello 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:41.040 damn Gladiators. Ready he come the check Lou Slavakians we post. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:45.280 So we rocked the Mike with Potts and p What 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:48.559 is Adam doing? Adam? What are you rapping? I was? 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:53.720 I was wrapping Blake and Kyle's checklist rap al. That 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.120 was one of my favorite songs for many years. Not 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:59.240 only is Kyle my favorite actor of all time, he's 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.400 one of my favorite rappers of all time. Oh and 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:06.480 if you listen to that um song, I believe I 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:10.160 used getting caught in nets just like Pets as one 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:14.440 of my hot fire lyrics. Really yeah, he was gonna 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.959 join FEMA with that line. Yep, what does that mean? 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:20.600 It was it hot? Damn? Or god damn? Was it 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.479 god damn? I think it was hot damn? When live 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:28.000 goddamn recorded probably oh shit, yes, what is your friends? 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.759 But when your mom's listening, it's hot, damn right. They 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:35.280 had a Czechoslovakian rap group, and I believe high school 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.479 we talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it briefly 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:39.440 on the Sugar in the Raw. Sugar in the Raw 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:43.000 named after the sugar packet. Basically just rapping dressed in 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.520 weird outfits, claiming to be straight out of Czechoslovakia, just lying. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:50.760 You better check yourself. That's your heritage though, right, correct, yes, 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.480 and blake you as well. Yes, at least that's what 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.720 I was told. But my my dad claims my mom's 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.680 side of the family is just Polish. But I refused 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:03.600 to believe that. You might want three and me that, yeah, 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.520 yeah you can, you can get to the bottom of that. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:08.040 What is that process of twenty three? And me, what 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:09.560 do you do? You have to give some blood or 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:13.760 something or I've never spit spit in a cup? Yeah, 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:15.960 you wake up and you spit like the first thing. 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:19.240 You're just like you fill it up and then you 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.560 send it away and then they're like, hey, this is 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:23.600 what you are. You just sign your life, I mean, 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:29.120 your name and Uh yeah, what what other what intel 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.840 do they have on you? If you do that, they 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.560 got your DNA. So then when you when we all 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.080 are going to commit a horrific crime, probably in our 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.480 fifties and sixties, and we're going to try to get 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.400 away with it for thirty years, just going like I 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.440 just gotta get away with it until I die that 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.720 we won't be able to because so you know, they've 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.600 caught people this way, right, you know that's the whole 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.799 thing really from twenty three and me, Yeah, I didn't 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.799 know what you mean. Oh they found like old like 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.440 serial killers and stuff. Right, yeah, I want to say that, 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:02.000 um Patton Oswald's uh wife who passed away, like she 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:04.799 discovered some murderers through that. There we go. We gotta 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.360 chat coming in from the producers who know things. Producers 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:18.080 are saying, let's all read at the same time. I 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.720 like how when we read together, we all are just 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:24.480 like second graders who can't quite put the words together. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:26.880 We're all waiting for each other to get on the 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:30.399 same speed. So our speed's flux so hard. I got 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:33.160 flux and speed. Who do you think is the lowest reader? 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:36.520 Because I'm fast as help me nobody's slower than me. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:40.200 I don't know. I'm I'm pretty well. I think we're 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:45.240 all really like really slow reading almost like are they 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.760 do they have a until handicapped? Because remember when we 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:52.920 were writing Workaholics and we were we were like, Okay, 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.160 we're all gonna go read the scripts, noted up, and 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.560 come back. And then we had other writers in our 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:00.480 writer's room that went to Harvard and they would read 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.840 the thing and be done in thirty minutes, fully noted, 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:06.240 ready to go, and then we would stumble in an 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:10.400 hour later, having read the exact same thing. Yeah, but 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:13.360 was that because they read it or because they read 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:16.000 it and pushed themselves to find the best punch ups? 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.000 And was the reason you were taking so long to 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.200 read because you had porn Hub on your laptop as well? 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:27.360 Better question, very very good? Are you asking me? He's asking? 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.760 Are you asking? This is what I'll say. I was 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:33.320 measured like my in high school when I was probably 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.920 like a junior or something. Uh, My parents had me 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.840 like take some tests to see if I needed I 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:43.800 had a learning disability, and they were like, he might 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:48.080 be dyslexic. He reads at a ten year old level. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:51.320 You are so dumb right when you were when you 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:55.880 were on age, when you were fourteen, seventeen, you were seventeen, 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.400 you read at a ten year olds level, So could 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:01.000 you not read? Like if it was a difficult word 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:02.920 to read, you like would just give up on it, 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.000 or or you would just read no, like you know 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:08.839 a word. But I'm just I'm not. I don't read quickly. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.520 And my major thing is and guys at home, I 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.520 know this is super fascinating. The major thing for me 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.760 was like, I know, he seems like the smart one, 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.000 but maybe he's the dumbest of them all. That's what 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:25.480 people at home are thinking. For the comprehension, Like if 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.360 you read a whole story and then it's like, so 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.320 tell me the details. If you quiz me on what 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:30.960 I just read, I would have no idea what you're 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:34.480 talking about. Well, I'm that way if I read it aloud, 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.680 because then it's just a performance. Like whenever I would 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:41.600 read in school, I hated Well, actually I enjoyed reading 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.280 aloud because I had liked to perform. But then if 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:47.239 I had to be quizzed on whatever I just read aloud, 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.880 I'm like, oh no, I was just kind of concentrated 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:51.680 on like cool ways to say the word. Yeah. I 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.800 was just making noises for words. Yeah. I was just 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.960 kind of concentrated on the performance of this science experiment 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:01.880 we're doing. I think I told you guys this when 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.000 I was taking the A C T S. And I 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.320 think the last part is reading comprehension, like you read 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.120 a thing, and then I asked you questions. I fell 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.560 asleep while testing, woke up, woke up at the end 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:15.680 of it, or like or no. Somebody came and woke 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.560 me up and they were like hey, and I was like, oh, 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:21.640 ship because I was like, let me just take like 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:25.159 a minute nap. They're like, hey, this is the biggest 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:28.200 test of your life. Yeah, I know, I remember not 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.479 digging that. Where were you Why were you so tired though? Yeah, 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:35.000 I was probably swimming and like hadn't slept, and I 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.520 was like, let me just put my head down for 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:40.359 a second. I'll wake up like fully refreshed. And then 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.600 it was like just about over and I was like, 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.320 like I didn't finish it. Wait. We all like got 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:51.359 like drunk the night before in like defiance of the 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:54.880 A C T S. Yeah, sure, that's a buck the 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.800 system type thing. Yeah, I remember being very hungover for 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.480 the P S A T S. We were very hungover 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.440 for the A C T S. I remember we played 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:07.680 beer Dice in my friends basement, great game, and just 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:10.760 just came in just fath headed had to do the 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:14.960 A C T S. And then I took it in 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.040 the seventh grade because I i'd like, tested really high 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.680 on like the CAT tests or whatever they make you 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.840 test in something seventh and eighth grade, and I tested 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:28.680 really high in that. But then I think I was 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.680 like two points higher or maybe three points higher as 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:35.760 a junior in high school, Like I didn't get any smarter, right, 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.800 Like I peaked in seventh and eighth grade, and then 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.360 after that my my test scores were like, okay, you 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.520 learned nothing. Yeah, in second or third grade, I was 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.840 ninety eight percentile on the CAT tests or something like that. 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:54.680 And then it got real. School got real exactly long divisions, 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:59.360 books with chapters out bucked me up. Long division fucked 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.360 my world up as soon as they started. And then 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.920 as soon as they are like a plus beek, we'll 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:07.480 see like any sort of algebra, I was expponents, your 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.640 whole exponents are a big yeah, the little tiny numbers 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.000 on top of the bigger numbers are? Is that what 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.880 an exponent? Us exponents? I thought we're like when letters 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:20.240 are in place of numbers. That's a variable, isn't it? Oh? 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:26.640 Damn ye? Get your pem dolls. Who knows about their 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:31.400 pem dolls? Baby? Hold on? Do you really know that, Kyle? 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.640 Is that really what it is? This is what's coming 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.920 to my brain right now? Yeah? No, I think you're right. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.360 I think you're right. That's so the only thing a 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.640 math that I can remember is foiling front outer or 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:45.200 inner last. Okay, And I don't even know what that 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:49.320 means or how that's when you're dealing with parentheses, I believe. Ye. Yes, 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:52.880 order of operation. I'm just going for it. Is that 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:56.240 what they call parentheses and math though? Or they're still parentheticals? Yes, 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:59.280 the parentheses. Look, that's what let's see if we can 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:06.040 run down pen does parentheses, exponents, exponents, multiplication, division, additions 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.240 of trash traction. There you go, that's your order of operations, 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.360 PEM does. I don't know what you just happened? What 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.720 just happened? This is the order you do your math 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.200 problem in if it has all these things? Don't if 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.800 you see parentheses. You solve that ship right out the 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.120 gate and you hit the exponent right, that's the little 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:26.319 numbers up town. So that now then you multiply. Then 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.839 you do to the M M is the multiply. If 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:30.760 I'd had that ship up to drag, then you got 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.400 your crack rock dude, come on right, exactly right, blazer 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.920 of super problem. The word exponent is tight. I'm gonna 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:41.280 start throwing around the word exponent. That's a hardass rap 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:46.280 name exponent x X. Give it to you, exponent like 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:51.000 somebody you you used to argue with, Oh that's my exponent. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.640 I think we've got our math teacher thing. It's like, 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:57.600 first you got a parentheses, then you got an exponent. 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:03.160 Gonna give it to you. It's gonna give it is. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.880 That's how you start off your very first math class. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:11.720 You just go bump bump. Admittedly, if they did that, 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.480 if I had a cool teacher like that, I would 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.480 have been more invested in. Absolutely. I had some punk 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.880 as teachers that were just like all salty that they 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:22.080 had to teach all these kids that are fucking idiots 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.440 that don't understand math. I was so I would get 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:28.280 so angry because if I don't understand something. I hear it. 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.160 I hear it in your voice right now. If I 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:33.160 don't understand something, as I'm sure you guys have seen, 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.760 kiss now, I get kissed now, I guess I get 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:41.240 angry that I can't wrap my head around it. And 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:45.440 math specifically, I was like absolutely fun the world. I 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:48.160 did have one I only failed one class. It was math, 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.800 but that was purely off the strength that my math 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:59.160 teachers fucking breath smell like really bad, really bad? What 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.320 what level? Math? Uh? Well? I was held back, So 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.559 it was like math or something. We were held back. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.720 You were held back in math. You weren't held back 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.120 in math class I was. You were Oh yes, oh 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.120 hold on, did you do what I did? Though? So 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:15.240 hold on? We never had the same math class, that's right, 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:16.520 But did you do what I had to do, which 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:21.720 is you failed? You failed the class, so then you 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.640 had to retake that same class again, right, yes, so 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:25.920 you know how you and then you took it in 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.160 summer school later what yep? Actually dance, that's what. Summer 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.240 school was a whole another ship. I did have to 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.640 take summer school, and that was the school, and that 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:40.000 was the most you have to take English. Get up, Hey, 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:45.720 maybe go take it this summer bro Yeah um yeah, No, 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:49.200 summer school was one of the my worst youth hangovers 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:53.760 of my entire life. What the whole summer? I'm like what. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.680 There was one day that I had to attend summer 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:59.440 school And it was the night after one of our buddies, Teddy, 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.080 drink so much and only eight chicken nuggets, and like 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.200 was sitting in a like a lazy boy and barfed 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:10.880 like a fountain all over this ants like house where 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:14.640 everything was white, and he just threw up pink everywhere. 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:19.079 DoD God, it was the nastiest. What kind of sauces 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.719 you're rocking on those? Uh sween sour? Probably just like 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:26.800 ketchup rights, like some ketchup. If you're dunk your nuggets 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.640 and ketchup, by the way, you are a fucking weird. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:37.000 Absolutely absolutely disagree. Ketchups delicious. It's the best kind of 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:40.280 chicken and catch up chickens up chicken and Ketchup is 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:45.200 do well. Yeah, if it's grilled chicken, yes, I totally 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:50.160 respect that. But if it's a breaded chicken, it's delicious 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:53.319 and you mix it with the ranch, it's a disgusting ant. 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.400 I definitely agree that barbecue sauce is better on the chicken. Hey, 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.880 I agree. I'm not saying it's my number one. Obviously, 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.560 Ranch and barbecue saw are the leaders here. I'm not 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.480 even saying barbecue sauce is better. I'm saying ketchup is 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:08.680 wrong completely. I am saying I'm taking hard stance. If 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.880 you put ketchup on chicken in any form, you are 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:15.040 a fucking psychopath. I'm with you. Okay, what if it's 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.920 the last thing in the fridge. But hey, but y'all 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.440 sit down to wipe your ass so I can't trust 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:25.720 nothing yet none of y'all say okay, okay, okay, Hey, 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.280 if the ketchup is the last thing in the fridge, though, 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:31.080 are you going no, no scoop? You're not putting no 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.959 sauce on the chicken. Well, that's a different story, That's 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:37.760 what I want to know. But it's not chicken, it's nuggets. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.560 It's a different thing. Chicken nuggets. Fine, same thing, okay, Adam. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.400 Everyone knows we're talking about chicken nuggets. This is not 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:47.439 math class. You do not need to get pissed now. 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:51.120 I'm pissed now Here we go. I'm pissed now. I 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.079 want to know if ketchup is the last thing in 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.319 the fridge and you've got nuggets and you cooked them 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.800 and they're on the plate and they're ready to be 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.800 dipped in something, are you going catchup or not? Naked? 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:04.199 I'm going naked? Whoa, oh, we got a naked man. Naked. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.560 I'm going naked. I'm afraid. Let me ask you this. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.720 Where are the nuggets from? Where are the nuggets from? 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.680 What do you mean like fast food style or grocery store? Yeah, Tyson? 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.120 Are we talking? I made Tyson in the oven like 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.600 I used to do Tyson all the time. Banquet? Am 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:21.880 I making banquet nuggets? No? What's that farm? What's the farm? Oh, 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:26.320 Foster's Farm, Foster Apple Apple Farm, apple Wood Farms, or 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.640 some shirt that's some rich guy ship man. What the 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:35.320 That's how we keep it out here in California. I'm 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:39.400 saying banquet nuggets. I might go no ketchup. I might 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.000 go no ketchup for sure, But what do I don't 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:45.880 have Taraoki? Alright, no, you have nothing. You have soy sauce, 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:54.680 soy sauce, like Adam, do you put ketchup on fish. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:59.080 Do I put ketchup on fish? No? Uh no, I 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:02.360 would use charge of also on fish sticks tartar sauces bomb. 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.400 But I'm saying, would you it? Would you go fish naked? 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.480 Or would you rather be like I need something and 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.200 put some ketchup on? Have you ever put a catchup 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:12.440 on fish? I can't. I don't. I didn't eat a 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.880 lot of fish growing up. Sticks I had fish sticks, 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:17.880 and I think I always we always had like tartar 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:21.080 sauce for that. I don't ever remember so breaded fish sticks. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:23.280 For me, I think the same thing. I don't think 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:24.960 I put a lot of ketchup on the fish sticks. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.560 I think it was a tartar sauces job. That being said, 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.000 it doesn't sound that bad to me. I think I 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.520 would suck it up a fish stick into a little 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:37.680 ketchup for my tummy were wild. It's because the bread, 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.000 the bread taste good and ketchup, so it'll be fine. Yeah, 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:43.880 bread taste dude. I think you're right. I think ketchup 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.600 can taste good on almost anything. But that's where you 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.240 need to kind of look inward and go I won't 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.760 do that. That crosses a line. I agree on do 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:57.120 you catch up on mac and cheese. Yes, Oh that's 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:01.680 white trash. Do that. I'm not doing that's if this 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.440 is how I'll do it. If I have a whole 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.880 like pot to myself, I'll do half. No catch up, 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:10.040 then like the second half, all catch up for old man. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:16.440 Let's go, I'll catch up for old man. Let me 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.360 ask you something, who here did we if you ever 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:23.200 had spaghettios throwing up? Did you guys have spaghettios? Oh, 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:26.720 every damn day with the meatballs. Okay, meatballs, but not 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:32.320 hot dog hot dogs. I had that too, with the 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:34.400 hot dogs. That ship is delicious. What are you talking 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.440 about right now? That's actually delicious And I'm having that 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:43.760 for that is suspect. Nope, Adams hot dog quality is 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.680 already questionable. Think about the quality of hot dog they're 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:52.520 slicing up in the spaghettio cans? Yeah, yeah, yummy. Do 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:56.240 you know it's probably pretty bad? Dude like that, dude, 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.560 that is botuli is um, that is bottle is um. 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:01.000 For sure. It is good. Call. Yeah, but also you 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:03.920 ate it growing up? Correct? I did? Sometimes? Let's step 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.200 it up. You ate it growing up spaghettios? Yes, yes, 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.439 And I'm fucked up and you are hey, and can 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:12.080 I say you're strapping? When I look at your body, 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:15.200 I'm like that boys strapping. That's a body built by 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.600 built by hot dogs. He must body built by hot dogs. 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:21.560 What was the dumb quote in Workaholics? Was our hot 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.840 dogs um as good as they say they are? Yeah, 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:28.080 it's some about like our hot dogs as good as 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:31.160 I don't know? Well, it was funny, Yeah, it's you're 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.680 making a documentary. It was. It was cool. We should 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.119 go back and watch that one. I remember you end 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:39.120 up with a gun filled with ketchup somehow. I don't 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.480 know how about sounds how that went down. I can't 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:46.240 remember how that happened. That's the hot dog Spaghettios is 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:51.080 a no, no, that's no Jeff Boyard shout out raised me. 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.719 What about, as far as you know, when you were 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:58.240 growing up, did y'all ever get cold hot dogs? Were 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:01.120 you ever served cold hot dogs? For some acts, I'll 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:05.640 go first, absolutely, And what is wrong with what we're saying? 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:08.600 It like it's gross. I'm gonna feed my kids so 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:14.360 many cold hot dogs? Are you serial ready? I will 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:17.159 eat one thousand hot dogs in one week. And finally 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.920 answer the question. Are hot dogs as healthy as they 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:22.880 say they are or are they just okay for you? 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:27.600 And I stand by it? Yeah that's greats you didn't 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.080 I got served raw hot dogs from the from the fridge, 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.000 but we get the ones with the cheese in it. 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:37.520 What are you talking about clean up on vomits? You know, 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:39.919 the ones with the cheese in the middle. Aren't you 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:44.720 from Chicago? I thought that's hot dog Capital USA? Like yeah, nobody. Yeah, 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:47.360 so you fucking you honor that ship. You don't eat 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:51.120 them raw. You can't wait to get your that salty 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:54.080 dog on those taste buds. You can't wait to grill 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.800 them up. They First of all, I know you guys 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:59.159 weren't sing with Vienna beef anyway, So this is all 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:02.960 this qualified o. No, these are like ballpark friends, due, 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:07.000 These are like theah, we're talking oscar mind. That's fine. 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:11.399 My ship is high V brand. I'm the local grocery 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:14.040 store brand hot dogs. This is a kind of package 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:16.399 that has the hot dog flavored water at the bottom 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:19.280 of it, and you're just scooping out of it. Dude, 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:21.280 your mom never said go get a go get a 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:23.920 hot dog from the fridge, Go get a cold hot dog. Yeah, 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:27.760 and you'd wrap it with cheese. The cause of diarrhea 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:31.640 has to stop. This has to stop. I don't want 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:33.680 to throw Look, I don't want to know stones in 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:36.240 the glass house because my mom's move when she was 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:39.240 making hamburgers was she would give me like a little 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:41.040 bit of the raw beef, put some salt on it. 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.760 Now would eat that. That's disgusting. That's fucking narrowly. That 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:48.920 right there is way more gross than this hot dog. 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:52.679 I'm a man. You can't eat them cold. No, you 0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:54.760 can't eat them cold. You're not supposed to eat raw 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:59.680 beef raw. It's it's hot dogs are pre cooked, aren't they. Yeah? 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:03.080 She was trying to kill me, right, but but look, 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:08.440 meat is not pre cooked. I was an accident. I 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:12.400 she was trying to murder me. Oh baby, will you die? 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:14.680 But I think people used to eat raw what is 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:17.600 it called steak tartar? Right? Well, they still have it, 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:21.240 but it's a quality. It's not ground beef. Suh. Listen, listen, 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:26.320 listen to steak tartar is ground beef? It's ground beef. Yeah, 0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:28.400 it's not like the kind you make a hamburger from. 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:30.199 You put an egg over a ground beef. Is that 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:33.040 how they do it? Yes, that's meat loaf. Yeah, that's 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:37.440 exactly I've been I've been ordering that at like nice restaurants. 0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:39.400 Will never go out to a nice restaurant. I'm like, oh, 0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:43.840 steak tartar. Yeah, let's get I'm just eating raw hamburger meat, 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:46.560 some regular ask hamburger meat. It's not like higher quality. 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:50.359 It's no, it's like pounded out filet. Right, that's what 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:52.640 I think. I think it's like a nice steak that 0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:57.240 they that they season adults any adults. No, I guess 0:20:57.280 --> 0:21:00.320 My point is that it's called steak tartar. What is 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:02.400 it called when you eat a cold hot dog out 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:05.159 of the refrigerator? Is there any French name for it? 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:08.880 It's called fucking Thursday. It's called being a youth in 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:14.600 the nineties decade. Bro, here we go. Steak tartars made 0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:17.440 from your raw ground Hold up, I'm reading this definition 0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:21.760 right now. Steak tartar is a meat dish made from 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:26.080 raw ground or minced beef or horse meat or horse 0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:29.280 meat that is often served with the raw egg on top. 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:32.280 So that's the nastiest fucking shit I've ever heard. You 0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:35.760 didn't say that word raw egg egg. What did he did? 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:37.879 He said that, he said it. I was the yolk. 0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:41.439 The yolk, Yeah, he said it. I was unsure if 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:43.359 it was raw or cooked when he said it. But 0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:45.800 he did say nobody. He's saying the yolk part. He's 0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:48.040 teasing the yolk. I'm having fun with it. I'm making 0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.560 fun of how he says yolk. Oh, I got you. 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:53.119 I don't funk with any of this ship anymore. But 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:55.600 I was a part of the struggle. I did have 0:21:55.680 --> 0:22:04.480 the raw hot dog. Mommy, k we got a little 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:06.359 money in our pockets. Now now we're too good for 0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:09.840 raw hot dogs. I'm actually ashamed by all of us 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:13.440 right now. Honestly, it's never crossed my mind to eat 0:22:13.480 --> 0:22:17.199 a raw or like uncooked or unheeded hot dogs. That 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:19.440 is so bizarre to how do you how do kids 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:22.080 get worms? I feel like this is how kids get worms? 0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:24.680 Is like you eat raw hot dogs? Who's getting worm? No? 0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:27.760