Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important. Can I got
Speaker 1: hot dog water for me and my buddies? Bitch? I
Speaker 1: know y'all had triskets at the house. Yeah me, I'm
Speaker 1: me for my temmy. I think the salinity would fuck
Speaker 1: your button hole up. Dude, Let's go boom bam, Hello
Speaker 1: damn Gladiators. Ready he come the check Lou Slavakians we post.
Speaker 1: So we rocked the Mike with Potts and p What
Speaker 1: is Adam doing? Adam? What are you rapping? I was?
Speaker 1: I was wrapping Blake and Kyle's checklist rap al. That
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite songs for many years. Not
Speaker 1: only is Kyle my favorite actor of all time, he's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite rappers of all time. Oh and
Speaker 1: if you listen to that um song, I believe I
Speaker 1: used getting caught in nets just like Pets as one
Speaker 1: of my hot fire lyrics. Really yeah, he was gonna
Speaker 1: join FEMA with that line. Yep, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: It was it hot? Damn? Or god damn? Was it
Speaker 1: god damn? I think it was hot damn? When live
Speaker 1: goddamn recorded probably oh shit, yes, what is your friends?
Speaker 1: But when your mom's listening, it's hot, damn right. They
Speaker 1: had a Czechoslovakian rap group, and I believe high school
Speaker 1: we talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it briefly
Speaker 1: on the Sugar in the Raw. Sugar in the Raw
Speaker 1: named after the sugar packet. Basically just rapping dressed in
Speaker 1: weird outfits, claiming to be straight out of Czechoslovakia, just lying.
Speaker 1: You better check yourself. That's your heritage though, right, correct, yes,
Speaker 1: and blake you as well. Yes, at least that's what
Speaker 1: I was told. But my my dad claims my mom's
Speaker 1: side of the family is just Polish. But I refused
Speaker 1: to believe that. You might want three and me that, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah you can, you can get to the bottom of that.
Speaker 1: What is that process of twenty three? And me, what
Speaker 1: do you do? You have to give some blood or
Speaker 1: something or I've never spit spit in a cup? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wake up and you spit like the first thing.
Speaker 1: You're just like you fill it up and then you
Speaker 1: send it away and then they're like, hey, this is
Speaker 1: what you are. You just sign your life, I mean,
Speaker 1: your name and Uh yeah, what what other what intel
Speaker 1: do they have on you? If you do that, they
Speaker 1: got your DNA. So then when you when we all
Speaker 1: are going to commit a horrific crime, probably in our
Speaker 1: fifties and sixties, and we're going to try to get
Speaker 1: away with it for thirty years, just going like I
Speaker 1: just gotta get away with it until I die that
Speaker 1: we won't be able to because so you know, they've
Speaker 1: caught people this way, right, you know that's the whole
Speaker 1: thing really from twenty three and me, Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what you mean. Oh they found like old like
Speaker 1: serial killers and stuff. Right, yeah, I want to say that,
Speaker 1: um Patton Oswald's uh wife who passed away, like she
Speaker 1: discovered some murderers through that. There we go. We gotta
Speaker 1: chat coming in from the producers who know things. Producers
Speaker 1: are saying, let's all read at the same time. I
Speaker 1: like how when we read together, we all are just
Speaker 1: like second graders who can't quite put the words together.
Speaker 1: We're all waiting for each other to get on the
Speaker 1: same speed. So our speed's flux so hard. I got
Speaker 1: flux and speed. Who do you think is the lowest reader?
Speaker 1: Because I'm fast as help me nobody's slower than me.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I'm pretty well. I think we're
Speaker 1: all really like really slow reading almost like are they
Speaker 1: do they have a until handicapped? Because remember when we
Speaker 1: were writing Workaholics and we were we were like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're all gonna go read the scripts, noted up, and
Speaker 1: come back. And then we had other writers in our
Speaker 1: writer's room that went to Harvard and they would read
Speaker 1: the thing and be done in thirty minutes, fully noted,
Speaker 1: ready to go, and then we would stumble in an
Speaker 1: hour later, having read the exact same thing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: was that because they read it or because they read
Speaker 1: it and pushed themselves to find the best punch ups?
Speaker 1: And was the reason you were taking so long to
Speaker 1: read because you had porn Hub on your laptop as well?
Speaker 1: Better question, very very good? Are you asking me? He's asking?
Speaker 1: Are you asking? This is what I'll say. I was
Speaker 1: measured like my in high school when I was probably
Speaker 1: like a junior or something. Uh, My parents had me
Speaker 1: like take some tests to see if I needed I
Speaker 1: had a learning disability, and they were like, he might
Speaker 1: be dyslexic. He reads at a ten year old level.
Speaker 1: You are so dumb right when you were when you
Speaker 1: were on age, when you were fourteen, seventeen, you were seventeen,
Speaker 1: you read at a ten year olds level, So could
Speaker 1: you not read? Like if it was a difficult word
Speaker 1: to read, you like would just give up on it,
Speaker 1: or or you would just read no, like you know
Speaker 1: a word. But I'm just I'm not. I don't read quickly.
Speaker 1: And my major thing is and guys at home, I
Speaker 1: know this is super fascinating. The major thing for me
Speaker 1: was like, I know, he seems like the smart one,
Speaker 1: but maybe he's the dumbest of them all. That's what
Speaker 1: people at home are thinking. For the comprehension, Like if
Speaker 1: you read a whole story and then it's like, so
Speaker 1: tell me the details. If you quiz me on what
Speaker 1: I just read, I would have no idea what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. Well, I'm that way if I read it aloud,
Speaker 1: because then it's just a performance. Like whenever I would
Speaker 1: read in school, I hated Well, actually I enjoyed reading
Speaker 1: aloud because I had liked to perform. But then if
Speaker 1: I had to be quizzed on whatever I just read aloud,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, I was just kind of concentrated
Speaker 1: on like cool ways to say the word. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was just making noises for words. Yeah. I was just
Speaker 1: kind of concentrated on the performance of this science experiment
Speaker 1: we're doing. I think I told you guys this when
Speaker 1: I was taking the A C T S. And I
Speaker 1: think the last part is reading comprehension, like you read
Speaker 1: a thing, and then I asked you questions. I fell
Speaker 1: asleep while testing, woke up, woke up at the end
Speaker 1: of it, or like or no. Somebody came and woke
Speaker 1: me up and they were like hey, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: ship because I was like, let me just take like
Speaker 1: a minute nap. They're like, hey, this is the biggest
Speaker 1: test of your life. Yeah, I know, I remember not
Speaker 1: digging that. Where were you Why were you so tired though? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was probably swimming and like hadn't slept, and I
Speaker 1: was like, let me just put my head down for
Speaker 1: a second. I'll wake up like fully refreshed. And then
Speaker 1: it was like just about over and I was like,
Speaker 1: like I didn't finish it. Wait. We all like got
Speaker 1: like drunk the night before in like defiance of the
Speaker 1: A C T S. Yeah, sure, that's a buck the
Speaker 1: system type thing. Yeah, I remember being very hungover for
Speaker 1: the P S A T S. We were very hungover
Speaker 1: for the A C T S. I remember we played
Speaker 1: beer Dice in my friends basement, great game, and just
Speaker 1: just came in just fath headed had to do the
Speaker 1: A C T S. And then I took it in
Speaker 1: the seventh grade because I i'd like, tested really high
Speaker 1: on like the CAT tests or whatever they make you
Speaker 1: test in something seventh and eighth grade, and I tested
Speaker 1: really high in that. But then I think I was
Speaker 1: like two points higher or maybe three points higher as
Speaker 1: a junior in high school, Like I didn't get any smarter, right,
Speaker 1: Like I peaked in seventh and eighth grade, and then
Speaker 1: after that my my test scores were like, okay, you
Speaker 1: learned nothing. Yeah, in second or third grade, I was
Speaker 1: ninety eight percentile on the CAT tests or something like that.
Speaker 1: And then it got real. School got real exactly long divisions,
Speaker 1: books with chapters out bucked me up. Long division fucked
Speaker 1: my world up as soon as they started. And then
Speaker 1: as soon as they are like a plus beek, we'll
Speaker 1: see like any sort of algebra, I was expponents, your
Speaker 1: whole exponents are a big yeah, the little tiny numbers
Speaker 1: on top of the bigger numbers are? Is that what
Speaker 1: an exponent? Us exponents? I thought we're like when letters
Speaker 1: are in place of numbers. That's a variable, isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Damn ye? Get your pem dolls. Who knows about their
Speaker 1: pem dolls? Baby? Hold on? Do you really know that, Kyle?
Speaker 1: Is that really what it is? This is what's coming
Speaker 1: to my brain right now? Yeah? No, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. That's so the only thing a
Speaker 1: math that I can remember is foiling front outer or
Speaker 1: inner last. Okay, And I don't even know what that
Speaker 1: means or how that's when you're dealing with parentheses, I believe. Ye. Yes,
Speaker 1: order of operation. I'm just going for it. Is that
Speaker 1: what they call parentheses and math though? Or they're still parentheticals? Yes,
Speaker 1: the parentheses. Look, that's what let's see if we can
Speaker 1: run down pen does parentheses, exponents, exponents, multiplication, division, additions
Speaker 1: of trash traction. There you go, that's your order of operations,
Speaker 1: PEM does. I don't know what you just happened? What
Speaker 1: just happened? This is the order you do your math
Speaker 1: problem in if it has all these things? Don't if
Speaker 1: you see parentheses. You solve that ship right out the
Speaker 1: gate and you hit the exponent right, that's the little
Speaker 1: numbers up town. So that now then you multiply. Then
Speaker 1: you do to the M M is the multiply. If
Speaker 1: I'd had that ship up to drag, then you got
Speaker 1: your crack rock dude, come on right, exactly right, blazer
Speaker 1: of super problem. The word exponent is tight. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start throwing around the word exponent. That's a hardass rap
Speaker 1: name exponent x X. Give it to you, exponent like
Speaker 1: somebody you you used to argue with, Oh that's my exponent.
Speaker 1: I think we've got our math teacher thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: first you got a parentheses, then you got an exponent.
Speaker 1: Gonna give it to you. It's gonna give it is.
Speaker 1: That's how you start off your very first math class.
Speaker 1: You just go bump bump. Admittedly, if they did that,
Speaker 1: if I had a cool teacher like that, I would
Speaker 1: have been more invested in. Absolutely. I had some punk
Speaker 1: as teachers that were just like all salty that they
Speaker 1: had to teach all these kids that are fucking idiots
Speaker 1: that don't understand math. I was so I would get
Speaker 1: so angry because if I don't understand something. I hear it.
Speaker 1: I hear it in your voice right now. If I
Speaker 1: don't understand something, as I'm sure you guys have seen,
Speaker 1: kiss now, I get kissed now, I guess I get
Speaker 1: angry that I can't wrap my head around it. And
Speaker 1: math specifically, I was like absolutely fun the world. I
Speaker 1: did have one I only failed one class. It was math,
Speaker 1: but that was purely off the strength that my math
Speaker 1: teachers fucking breath smell like really bad, really bad? What
Speaker 1: what level? Math? Uh? Well? I was held back, So
Speaker 1: it was like math or something. We were held back.
Speaker 1: You were held back in math. You weren't held back
Speaker 1: in math class I was. You were Oh yes, oh
Speaker 1: hold on, did you do what I did? Though? So
Speaker 1: hold on? We never had the same math class, that's right,
Speaker 1: But did you do what I had to do, which
Speaker 1: is you failed? You failed the class, so then you
Speaker 1: had to retake that same class again, right, yes, so
Speaker 1: you know how you and then you took it in
Speaker 1: summer school later what yep? Actually dance, that's what. Summer
Speaker 1: school was a whole another ship. I did have to
Speaker 1: take summer school, and that was the school, and that
Speaker 1: was the most you have to take English. Get up, Hey,
Speaker 1: maybe go take it this summer bro Yeah um yeah, No,
Speaker 1: summer school was one of the my worst youth hangovers
Speaker 1: of my entire life. What the whole summer? I'm like what.
Speaker 1: There was one day that I had to attend summer
Speaker 1: school And it was the night after one of our buddies, Teddy,
Speaker 1: drink so much and only eight chicken nuggets, and like
Speaker 1: was sitting in a like a lazy boy and barfed
Speaker 1: like a fountain all over this ants like house where
Speaker 1: everything was white, and he just threw up pink everywhere.
Speaker 1: DoD God, it was the nastiest. What kind of sauces
Speaker 1: you're rocking on those? Uh sween sour? Probably just like
Speaker 1: ketchup rights, like some ketchup. If you're dunk your nuggets
Speaker 1: and ketchup, by the way, you are a fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely disagree. Ketchups delicious. It's the best kind of
Speaker 1: chicken and catch up chickens up chicken and Ketchup is
Speaker 1: do well. Yeah, if it's grilled chicken, yes, I totally
Speaker 1: respect that. But if it's a breaded chicken, it's delicious
Speaker 1: and you mix it with the ranch, it's a disgusting ant.
Speaker 1: I definitely agree that barbecue sauce is better on the chicken. Hey,
Speaker 1: I agree. I'm not saying it's my number one. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Ranch and barbecue saw are the leaders here. I'm not
Speaker 1: even saying barbecue sauce is better. I'm saying ketchup is
Speaker 1: wrong completely. I am saying I'm taking hard stance. If
Speaker 1: you put ketchup on chicken in any form, you are
Speaker 1: a fucking psychopath. I'm with you. Okay, what if it's
Speaker 1: the last thing in the fridge. But hey, but y'all
Speaker 1: sit down to wipe your ass so I can't trust
Speaker 1: nothing yet none of y'all say okay, okay, okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: if the ketchup is the last thing in the fridge, though,
Speaker 1: are you going no, no scoop? You're not putting no
Speaker 1: sauce on the chicken. Well, that's a different story, That's
Speaker 1: what I want to know. But it's not chicken, it's nuggets.
Speaker 1: It's a different thing. Chicken nuggets. Fine, same thing, okay, Adam.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows we're talking about chicken nuggets. This is not
Speaker 1: math class. You do not need to get pissed now.
Speaker 1: I'm pissed now Here we go. I'm pissed now. I
Speaker 1: want to know if ketchup is the last thing in
Speaker 1: the fridge and you've got nuggets and you cooked them
Speaker 1: and they're on the plate and they're ready to be
Speaker 1: dipped in something, are you going catchup or not? Naked?
Speaker 1: I'm going naked? Whoa, oh, we got a naked man. Naked.
Speaker 1: I'm going naked. I'm afraid. Let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: Where are the nuggets from? Where are the nuggets from?
Speaker 1: What do you mean like fast food style or grocery store? Yeah, Tyson?
Speaker 1: Are we talking? I made Tyson in the oven like
Speaker 1: I used to do Tyson all the time. Banquet? Am
Speaker 1: I making banquet nuggets? No? What's that farm? What's the farm? Oh,
Speaker 1: Foster's Farm, Foster Apple Apple Farm, apple Wood Farms, or
Speaker 1: some shirt that's some rich guy ship man. What the
Speaker 1: That's how we keep it out here in California. I'm
Speaker 1: saying banquet nuggets. I might go no ketchup. I might
Speaker 1: go no ketchup for sure, But what do I don't
Speaker 1: have Taraoki? Alright, no, you have nothing. You have soy sauce,
Speaker 1: soy sauce, like Adam, do you put ketchup on fish.
Speaker 1: Do I put ketchup on fish? No? Uh no, I
Speaker 1: would use charge of also on fish sticks tartar sauces bomb.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, would you it? Would you go fish naked?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather be like I need something and
Speaker 1: put some ketchup on? Have you ever put a catchup
Speaker 1: on fish? I can't. I don't. I didn't eat a
Speaker 1: lot of fish growing up. Sticks I had fish sticks,
Speaker 1: and I think I always we always had like tartar
Speaker 1: sauce for that. I don't ever remember so breaded fish sticks.
Speaker 1: For me, I think the same thing. I don't think
Speaker 1: I put a lot of ketchup on the fish sticks.
Speaker 1: I think it was a tartar sauces job. That being said,
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound that bad to me. I think I
Speaker 1: would suck it up a fish stick into a little
Speaker 1: ketchup for my tummy were wild. It's because the bread,
Speaker 1: the bread taste good and ketchup, so it'll be fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bread taste dude. I think you're right. I think ketchup
Speaker 1: can taste good on almost anything. But that's where you
Speaker 1: need to kind of look inward and go I won't
Speaker 1: do that. That crosses a line. I agree on do
Speaker 1: you catch up on mac and cheese. Yes, Oh that's
Speaker 1: white trash. Do that. I'm not doing that's if this
Speaker 1: is how I'll do it. If I have a whole
Speaker 1: like pot to myself, I'll do half. No catch up,
Speaker 1: then like the second half, all catch up for old man.
Speaker 1: Let's go, I'll catch up for old man. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you something, who here did we if you ever
Speaker 1: had spaghettios throwing up? Did you guys have spaghettios? Oh,
Speaker 1: every damn day with the meatballs. Okay, meatballs, but not
Speaker 1: hot dog hot dogs. I had that too, with the
Speaker 1: hot dogs. That ship is delicious. What are you talking
Speaker 1: about right now? That's actually delicious And I'm having that
Speaker 1: for that is suspect. Nope, Adams hot dog quality is
Speaker 1: already questionable. Think about the quality of hot dog they're
Speaker 1: slicing up in the spaghettio cans? Yeah, yeah, yummy. Do
Speaker 1: you know it's probably pretty bad? Dude like that, dude,
Speaker 1: that is botuli is um, that is bottle is um.
Speaker 1: For sure. It is good. Call. Yeah, but also you
Speaker 1: ate it growing up? Correct? I did? Sometimes? Let's step
Speaker 1: it up. You ate it growing up spaghettios? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: And I'm fucked up and you are hey, and can
Speaker 1: I say you're strapping? When I look at your body,
Speaker 1: I'm like that boys strapping. That's a body built by
Speaker 1: built by hot dogs. He must body built by hot dogs.
Speaker 1: What was the dumb quote in Workaholics? Was our hot
Speaker 1: dogs um as good as they say they are? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's some about like our hot dogs as good as
Speaker 1: I don't know? Well, it was funny, Yeah, it's you're
Speaker 1: making a documentary. It was. It was cool. We should
Speaker 1: go back and watch that one. I remember you end
Speaker 1: up with a gun filled with ketchup somehow. I don't
Speaker 1: know how about sounds how that went down. I can't
Speaker 1: remember how that happened. That's the hot dog Spaghettios is
Speaker 1: a no, no, that's no Jeff Boyard shout out raised me.
Speaker 1: What about, as far as you know, when you were
Speaker 1: growing up, did y'all ever get cold hot dogs? Were
Speaker 1: you ever served cold hot dogs? For some acts, I'll
Speaker 1: go first, absolutely, And what is wrong with what we're saying?
Speaker 1: It like it's gross. I'm gonna feed my kids so
Speaker 1: many cold hot dogs? Are you serial ready? I will
Speaker 1: eat one thousand hot dogs in one week. And finally
Speaker 1: answer the question. Are hot dogs as healthy as they
Speaker 1: say they are or are they just okay for you?
Speaker 1: And I stand by it? Yeah that's greats you didn't
Speaker 1: I got served raw hot dogs from the from the fridge,
Speaker 1: but we get the ones with the cheese in it.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about clean up on vomits? You know,
Speaker 1: the ones with the cheese in the middle. Aren't you
Speaker 1: from Chicago? I thought that's hot dog Capital USA? Like yeah, nobody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you fucking you honor that ship. You don't eat
Speaker 1: them raw. You can't wait to get your that salty
Speaker 1: dog on those taste buds. You can't wait to grill
Speaker 1: them up. They First of all, I know you guys
Speaker 1: weren't sing with Vienna beef anyway, So this is all
Speaker 1: this qualified o. No, these are like ballpark friends, due,
Speaker 1: These are like theah, we're talking oscar mind. That's fine.
Speaker 1: My ship is high V brand. I'm the local grocery
Speaker 1: store brand hot dogs. This is a kind of package
Speaker 1: that has the hot dog flavored water at the bottom
Speaker 1: of it, and you're just scooping out of it. Dude,
Speaker 1: your mom never said go get a go get a
Speaker 1: hot dog from the fridge, Go get a cold hot dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you'd wrap it with cheese. The cause of diarrhea
Speaker 1: has to stop. This has to stop. I don't want
Speaker 1: to throw Look, I don't want to know stones in
Speaker 1: the glass house because my mom's move when she was
Speaker 1: making hamburgers was she would give me like a little
Speaker 1: bit of the raw beef, put some salt on it.
Speaker 1: Now would eat that. That's disgusting. That's fucking narrowly. That
Speaker 1: right there is way more gross than this hot dog.
Speaker 1: I'm a man. You can't eat them cold. No, you
Speaker 1: can't eat them cold. You're not supposed to eat raw
Speaker 1: beef raw. It's it's hot dogs are pre cooked, aren't they. Yeah?
Speaker 1: She was trying to kill me, right, but but look,
Speaker 1: meat is not pre cooked. I was an accident. I
Speaker 1: she was trying to murder me. Oh baby, will you die?
Speaker 1: But I think people used to eat raw what is
Speaker 1: it called steak tartar? Right? Well, they still have it,
Speaker 1: but it's a quality. It's not ground beef. Suh. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: listen to steak tartar is ground beef? It's ground beef. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like the kind you make a hamburger from.
Speaker 1: You put an egg over a ground beef. Is that
Speaker 1: how they do it? Yes, that's meat loaf. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly I've been I've been ordering that at like nice restaurants.
Speaker 1: Will never go out to a nice restaurant. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: steak tartar. Yeah, let's get I'm just eating raw hamburger meat,
Speaker 1: some regular ask hamburger meat. It's not like higher quality.
Speaker 1: It's no, it's like pounded out filet. Right, that's what
Speaker 1: I think. I think it's like a nice steak that
Speaker 1: they that they season adults any adults. No, I guess
Speaker 1: My point is that it's called steak tartar. What is
Speaker 1: it called when you eat a cold hot dog out
Speaker 1: of the refrigerator? Is there any French name for it?
Speaker 1: It's called fucking Thursday. It's called being a youth in
Speaker 1: the nineties decade. Bro, here we go. Steak tartars made
Speaker 1: from your raw ground Hold up, I'm reading this definition
Speaker 1: right now. Steak tartar is a meat dish made from
Speaker 1: raw ground or minced beef or horse meat or horse
Speaker 1: meat that is often served with the raw egg on top.
Speaker 1: So that's the nastiest fucking shit I've ever heard. You
Speaker 1: didn't say that word raw egg egg. What did he did?
Speaker 1: He said that, he said it. I was the yolk.
Speaker 1: The yolk, Yeah, he said it. I was unsure if
Speaker 1: it was raw or cooked when he said it. But
Speaker 1: he did say nobody. He's saying the yolk part. He's
Speaker 1: teasing the yolk. I'm having fun with it. I'm making
Speaker 1: fun of how he says yolk. Oh, I got you.
Speaker 1: I don't funk with any of this ship anymore. But
Speaker 1: I was a part of the struggle. I did have
Speaker 1: the raw hot dog. Mommy, k we got a little
Speaker 1: money in our pockets. Now now we're too good for
Speaker 1: raw hot dogs. I'm actually ashamed by all of us
Speaker 1: right now. Honestly, it's never crossed my mind to eat
Speaker 1: a raw or like uncooked or unheeded hot dogs. That
Speaker 1: is so bizarre to how do you how do kids
Speaker 1: get worms? I feel like this is how kids get worms?
Speaker 1: Is like you eat raw hot dogs? Who's getting worm? No?
Speaker 1: What's what's wrong with the raw about drinking the juice
Speaker 1: out of the bag. No, I just said it's hot
Speaker 1: dog flavored water. I was quoting limp biscuit flavored water.
Speaker 1: I bet that'd be like a you know, like they
Speaker 1: always make like shots that are that usually people take
Speaker 1: on like their twenty first birthday. They just give their
Speaker 1: friend the grocery shot. It's like hot dog flavored water.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's an actual shots, like you mix
Speaker 1: it with gin bro and it's actually it's actually just
Speaker 1: as bad as you think. I would say that there
Speaker 1: if if somebody invented a gross shot and just called
Speaker 1: it hot dog water, that's a great shot. I love it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny. You go to the bar, You're like, can
Speaker 1: I get a hot dog water? For sure? But it
Speaker 1: has to have hot dog water in it for sure.
Speaker 1: They have to have a bag of hot dog water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's also very fun to order. You go up to
Speaker 1: the bar, you say, can I got hot dog water
Speaker 1: for me and my buddies? Wait, My point is no
Speaker 1: one's gonna be keeping a hot dog water at a bar,
Speaker 1: will if it's their specialty shot. The thing is is
Speaker 1: at the same bar, you can just go grab a
Speaker 1: hot dog out of the thing and fucking eat it.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to cook it because it's all good.
Speaker 1: What even is hot dog water? Is it the hot
Speaker 1: dog sweating? Is it like blood? It's not blood? It's
Speaker 1: whatever they put it in so that it doesn't go bad.
Speaker 1: It's whatever they have. It's a it's a preservative water.
Speaker 1: Why is this happening? What's a preservative water? Right? No? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it is. Dog water is the water you boil hot
Speaker 1: dogs in. Period. It's not the juice in the package. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you are incorrect. Oh I thought it was from the bag. Yes,
Speaker 1: I started to buy into what Kyle said. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Hot dog water is when you go to the we
Speaker 1: go to get at the fucking Cubs game or whatever wherever,
Speaker 1: you get your hot dog out of the boiling water.
Speaker 1: That's hot dog water. Sure, okay, that's fine. Sure I'll
Speaker 1: drink a glass of that. That sounds delicious. Sure, that's fine.
Speaker 1: So what is the mucus in the bag with the
Speaker 1: hot dogs? That's the preservational that's the thing that preserves it.
Speaker 1: It's the thing that that's just probably in there for
Speaker 1: moisture to keep his slippery. Oh my god, yeah, I
Speaker 1: bet you. Like. I think it like keeps it cooked,
Speaker 1: so it's okay to eat. It's like slowly cooking it in.
Speaker 1: There are hot dogs cooked when you buy them dogs
Speaker 1: are cooked when you buy them. Yes, yeah, they're pre cooked.
Speaker 1: I mean I think we should check on that. But
Speaker 1: that's why. That's why it's not gross, and that's why
Speaker 1: I'm weirded out that you're too good for it. It's
Speaker 1: just cold. It's fine, And I'll be honest. I don't
Speaker 1: like next day cold stuff like fried chicken the next
Speaker 1: day I'm not a huge fan of. I'd rather reheated spaguette.
Speaker 1: Do you like the spaguette? I mean I do like
Speaker 1: cold the spinish pizza. You guys know that you got
Speaker 1: to eat or cold? I cold pizzas. What's up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: old pizza great. I like my food cold. I prefer
Speaker 1: it to sit a day before I eat it, if
Speaker 1: I'm honest. Yeah, alright, I'll talk a little bit more
Speaker 1: about that. What's your favorite one for once he's being
Speaker 1: honest with us. Finally you're being honest, And what is
Speaker 1: your favorite cold dish? Blake cold dish? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: calling you on your on your favorite way to eat
Speaker 1: food cold a day like. I love cold pizza. I
Speaker 1: love cold pasta. I love cold Chinese food. I love
Speaker 1: cold everything. I'll eat everything cold. Sorry, so you go
Speaker 1: cold before hot. No, no, I know you just said
Speaker 1: you prefer it cold. It's only on hot dogs, and
Speaker 1: that's what I heard. And I'm just making sure. And Kyle,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's like, I'm going to protect
Speaker 1: my friend with words. I'm being honest with you. And
Speaker 1: then you said I'm being honest with you, I prefer
Speaker 1: it cold. A day later, I'm being honest with you. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a dumbass. It's a it's a tree. Think you
Speaker 1: can look. I look forward to the next day, and
Speaker 1: I often enjoy it more than the first day. Is
Speaker 1: everybody okay with that? Bull? Yeah? That's my that's my question.
Speaker 1: I was like, so you like it? Love it? I
Speaker 1: assumed you were talking about that if you ordered like
Speaker 1: food to come to your house and then you threw
Speaker 1: it in the freezer for forty minut No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't I like it if it just like sits out
Speaker 1: for a day, not even in the fridge. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to know. I got you wrong. What do
Speaker 1: you mean. I'm glads you clarified. I did get you wrong.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah, what's up now? Like,
Speaker 1: for instance, if you get like fried rice and you
Speaker 1: don't eat it all right the day of you don't
Speaker 1: put the fried rice into the refrigerator, you just leave
Speaker 1: it on the counter in like the box. This is
Speaker 1: what I was worried about with this podcast is that
Speaker 1: we just we overexpose ourselves and everyone knows. They know how.
Speaker 1: They for sure now stupid we are now uh, and
Speaker 1: now they know we just eat raw hotdogs. I still love,
Speaker 1: by the way, the raw hot dogs thing is going
Speaker 1: to be a thing that comes back and bite you,
Speaker 1: because the world over is gonna come and say, yeah,
Speaker 1: we all grew up on raw hot dogs. Is insane
Speaker 1: for not enjoying the splendors of a cold, raw hot dog.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be in the minority of
Speaker 1: people that are like, hey, we all were youths, and
Speaker 1: we all were told to just go get a cold
Speaker 1: hot dog. I had a I would ride a bike
Speaker 1: to Mustard's Last stand four blocks from my house and
Speaker 1: just get a hot dog. Okay, humble brag, we get it.
Speaker 1: You're a close cool hot dog stands, we get it. Hey,
Speaker 1: a lot of us didn't get to grow up near
Speaker 1: cool hot dog stands, and we had to eat old
Speaker 1: hot dogs from the refrigerator. I wouldn't be angry at me,
Speaker 1: I'd be mad at your parents. They decided to settle
Speaker 1: where there weren't hot dogs and Lisa's hot Dogs. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Lisa's hot Dogs. Yeah, I will say we
Speaker 1: did have a super good hot dog place and conquered
Speaker 1: called Lisa's hot Dogs. Shout out to Lisa's hot Dogs. Baby,
Speaker 1: the best hot dogs, best hot dogs, Lisa's hot Dogs.
Speaker 1: Catch up, catch up and cheese dog, catch up, catchup
Speaker 1: and cheese Yes, catch up and cheese dog. It's so
Speaker 1: oh a cheese dog. You never had a fucking cheese dog.
Speaker 1: You never had a cheese dog. You never had a
Speaker 1: hot dog. You had caspers, one with the sea and
Speaker 1: one with a really good hot dog. Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go on a limb and say that even the best
Speaker 1: hot dog I've ever had, it's just all fine. They're
Speaker 1: all fine, It's all okay. Yeah. I'm never like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this hot dog. I'm sorry. Did I never
Speaker 1: make you a dick? Because Italian sausage um hot dog? Ever? Never?
Speaker 1: I don't believe so, dude, is that a big gass
Speaker 1: hot dog? Bro? Can I just have a because when
Speaker 1: I went when I went to your house, Hounders. You
Speaker 1: made me one of these and I housed it. It's amazing,
Speaker 1: fucking how's it? And I got the like some fucking
Speaker 1: crazy sweating happened immediately after eating it, like insane, Like
Speaker 1: my shirt was fucking trenched. That's the hot dog water
Speaker 1: you got. You got the meat sweat so fucking scary, dude.
Speaker 1: It was one of the last times I had meat.
Speaker 1: Like it's a sodium bomb for sure. But the Dickas
Speaker 1: sausages are next, and and and was going out. Man,
Speaker 1: I hear the name Ditka I associated with one man.
Speaker 1: Is it indeed sponsored by Mike Ditka? Yes, Oh my god, No,
Speaker 1: it's uh it's Mori Ditka's sausage. This is a football coach,
Speaker 1: a hot dog guy. Come out. It's Chicago. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about. It's Mike Dicka. It's to be cranking
Speaker 1: out sausages. Yeah, I know him to put his name
Speaker 1: on stuff that he sells. It's delicious. That's that's wildly
Speaker 1: Chicago and like Italian sausage. Yeah, well all right, you
Speaker 1: never know. There could have been Steve Ditka. There's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a common name. It's Whitney Ditka I went to
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's steakhouse. Wait a minute, hold up, it's this,
Speaker 1: it's this, Michael Michael Michael Jordan's. Uh yeah, it's this
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan, Michael Michael B. Jordan's flipped steaks. Damn,
Speaker 1: Michael Ditka. Alright, alright, already, I might eat one of
Speaker 1: those cold, colden raw whatever you guys, do you need
Speaker 1: a ross? See now, I don't know if those ones
Speaker 1: are cooked, which ones like our sausages cooked. I think
Speaker 1: sausages are raw, That's what I'm saying. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're cold. You can't do it. Hot dogs dogs only, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think sausage like. I think it's the ballpark specifically,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if the Vienna beef joint sir.
Speaker 1: I remember when my mom was like, don't eat that one.
Speaker 1: Like she was like there were special ones that could
Speaker 1: eat that could I don't know. I don't do any
Speaker 1: of the stuff that they tell me to do, like
Speaker 1: any time that you know how you're supposed to like
Speaker 1: wash your produced before eating it, eat it hands down
Speaker 1: every time. Oh baby, will you die? I never wash it? Right?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a grocery store. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: go uh yeah, so people pick up all the fruit
Speaker 1: and squeeze and touch and do all that. You should
Speaker 1: definitely get in the habit of washing. And then I
Speaker 1: still eat them, uh every time without washing it. And
Speaker 1: yet Covid Freeze and Sadie three hit me with the horn,
Speaker 1: Blake hit me with the horn. But you should get
Speaker 1: get in the habit, you know, just wash it, dude.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of stuff on there. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff on the outside of it. I'm with your Kyle, no,
Speaker 1: but there isn't And I'm healthy as hell. I'm healthy
Speaker 1: as a fucking like. If it's a banana, who gives
Speaker 1: a fun because you're peeling it back? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? If it's because you're cutting it back, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. If it's got a shell on
Speaker 1: it can don't worry about it. But if you're if
Speaker 1: you're grubbing on the skin of it, you should probably
Speaker 1: make it a habit too. Are you wait, hang on,
Speaker 1: let's get this straight. Let's be honest as Blake was earlier. Yes,
Speaker 1: you are you grubbing on the skins? Adam? This is
Speaker 1: a pot about honesty, brother. I would like to be
Speaker 1: honest right now and say that I stand by what
Speaker 1: I said. I grubbed my skins, I sure at all.
Speaker 1: I never wash it. I eat apples. I eat the
Speaker 1: whole core of the apple. I don't care. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking on the stem. You might as well go
Speaker 1: to the grocery store and just go around licking people's fingers.
Speaker 1: But how come and here we go. Maybe I'm a conspirac,
Speaker 1: he says yeah. He says yeah, But that's Adam divine.
Speaker 1: How come I'm never sick? You're always sick as soon
Speaker 1: as you're like, as soon as you wrap on anything,
Speaker 1: you're sick instantly. You know that? Correct? You were very
Speaker 1: sick when we made Workaholics. You were very sick all
Speaker 1: the time. Well that was because my tonsils. I got
Speaker 1: my tonsils taken out what three years ago? And him
Speaker 1: in sixth sense, Council's well, you have a sixth sense,
Speaker 1: have been six I've never seen the sixth sense? You
Speaker 1: have a sixth sense, Adam, I will say, I've never
Speaker 1: seen sixcess and I haven't seen I got my tonsils
Speaker 1: taken out three years ago, and I've never seen six ms.
Speaker 1: You've never seen sixth sens. These are my two claims.
Speaker 1: The thing I don't really rent my grocery store stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start just adding that every sentence I say, yeah,
Speaker 1: yesterday I went for a drive, and I've never seen sixthens.
Speaker 1: Just in case, you don't want anybody to spoil it
Speaker 1: for you, you just throw it out there, silers and please,
Speaker 1: no spoilers, No spoilers. I haven't seen sixth cents. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's continue how they're happening. I'm a big fan, like
Speaker 1: that was a good No, it's going to be referenced.
Speaker 1: Just looking for time, I haven't seen sixth sense. We
Speaker 1: were talking about this a little bit before we started
Speaker 1: the pod, and uh, Kyle wasn't wasn't with this yet.
Speaker 1: I was late. I was late day. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1: It was a little late today, but that's okay. But
Speaker 1: I was. I where I'm gonna get married. In Mexico,
Speaker 1: they have these. Let me ask, is this cultural appropriation? Okay?
Speaker 1: I want to ask, and I want to know. Usually
Speaker 1: if you have to start a sentence this way, it
Speaker 1: is okay, go ahead, it is or maybe it isn't.
Speaker 1: Don't know. That's why I'm asking. They sell these like
Speaker 1: dope sombreros, okay, and uh they're giant, and they're beautiful,
Speaker 1: hand woven classic, they're nice, good stuff. If I rock,
Speaker 1: that is that cultural appropriation? And hear me out, I
Speaker 1: want a hat like that because I'm in the sun
Speaker 1: a lot and I don't want to immediately look old
Speaker 1: as ship. You know, like you see like older guys
Speaker 1: that have been in the sun for years and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that guy is years old, and they're
Speaker 1: like he's really fifty two, and you're like, oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: I don't want that. So a giant sombrero would be handy.
Speaker 1: Is that cultural appropriation? What what else? I mean? I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, I don't know. I mean what else you wear?
Speaker 1: You could have a cowboy hat. You could get one
Speaker 1: of those like San Diego sun hats that all the
Speaker 1: bros wear. No, but that's they're called that. That's uh
Speaker 1: like a that's what they wore in like Vietnam. Those
Speaker 1: giant No no, no, no, not not not to the
Speaker 1: point the like ones that are like just like a
Speaker 1: sun hat, like I don't think it has a country
Speaker 1: of origin. Yeah, but what does is a sombrero? I
Speaker 1: I say, personally, I say fuck it, and I think
Speaker 1: I would look good into sombrero and I would like
Speaker 1: to honor their heritage by having me rocca sombrero for
Speaker 1: the entire wedding. What's cool to me is that you
Speaker 1: just said I'm gonna say fuck it and honor them
Speaker 1: regardless of what anyone says I'm saying. And I think
Speaker 1: I stand by that. Yeah. That's actually that's all you
Speaker 1: really need to do is ask yourself, why are you
Speaker 1: wearing this sombrero? And if it is to honor them
Speaker 1: truthfully is then no, truthfully is to keep the sun
Speaker 1: off my That's what is truth. Yeah, and it's a
Speaker 1: cultural hat that's in that area where you're getting married.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, I don't know. There's one. There's only one
Speaker 1: reason for a white person to wear a Mexican sombrero,
Speaker 1: and that is to cover up your Indian headdress that
Speaker 1: you're coach and that you're like, somebody gave me a side.
Speaker 1: Let justmorrow this smbrero. Well, I will set the one. Uh.
Speaker 1: I usually have my birthday at my favorite Mexican restaurant,
Speaker 1: Don Cuco, and I just love them to death and
Speaker 1: they're super nice to me over there. And the last
Speaker 1: birthday I went to, they put a sick ass sombrero
Speaker 1: on my head, like, yeah, all decorated nice, and then
Speaker 1: they're like you keep that, and I'm like, no way,
Speaker 1: this is fucking awesome, but yes, way, I will keep
Speaker 1: it for sure, I'll hang it in my house. But
Speaker 1: we went out the rest of the night and you
Speaker 1: can't just pocket some brero. It's fucking huge, right right.
Speaker 1: But what was the worst part of it is we
Speaker 1: went to another birthday party. A little name drop uh
Speaker 1: LP from Run the Jewels has the same birthday as me,
Speaker 1: So we went over to his house party and I'm
Speaker 1: wearing this fucking uh sombrero and who else ends up
Speaker 1: being there but Zach de la Rocha from the fucking
Speaker 1: Rage Against the Machine. So I'm in this party wearing
Speaker 1: a sombrero talking to like the lead singer Rage Against
Speaker 1: the Machine. Yeah, Like, I felt like such a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Now there's all these the only pictures I have with
Speaker 1: these people who I look up to so much, I'm
Speaker 1: rocking a sombrero, and I I just feel terrible. Well
Speaker 1: did they give you any kind of side eyes or
Speaker 1: were they just like this guy with his dopass hat.
Speaker 1: This guy seems fun. Yeah, they didn't say anything, but
Speaker 1: I still felt like a fucking idiot. Yeah that might
Speaker 1: just be your insecurities and not at all of them.
Speaker 1: It might they might not have cared at all, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I will I do. I guess
Speaker 1: I see it as like a form of cultural appropriation. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you're looking back on those pictures saying like, funk,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have worn the sombrero. No, I mean I
Speaker 1: can back, I can talk back, Like I know why
Speaker 1: I was doing it. I wasn't like trying to be insensitive.
Speaker 1: But for sure, what's like, you're for better for worse,
Speaker 1: probably for worse. This is wearing a sombrero as a
Speaker 1: white dude. You're getting lumped in with everyone who does
Speaker 1: not give a fuck, right sure, like Sinco de Mayo,
Speaker 1: motherfucker represent that. So like, yeah, maybe you just don't
Speaker 1: wear it because you don't want to be mistaken for
Speaker 1: that or it was one night. It now hangs in
Speaker 1: my home. But yeah, I wouldn't have made the decision
Speaker 1: to go out like this is my funny party. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: well the entire wedding party. I'm going to gift you
Speaker 1: all a sobrero when you hit in of them, and
Speaker 1: we have to wear it the entire week, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to take all of our wedding pictures in him.
Speaker 1: So please honor my wishes by wearing this sombrero the
Speaker 1: entire week. Thank you. I think when you're, when you
Speaker 1: are where you're the plate. Like, if you're in Mexico
Speaker 1: wearing a sombrero, I feel like you're good. You're good
Speaker 1: to go. If you go to Hawaii, you can throw
Speaker 1: the hang loose in every fucking picture, man, and it's
Speaker 1: all rock the fucking you can rock the lay. You're
Speaker 1: all good, You're you're you're in their space. When in
Speaker 1: Rome con up bras right, right, I mean because I
Speaker 1: think so, I think it's okay to wear I think
Speaker 1: it's okay to wear sombrero while in Mexico, man, I
Speaker 1: think that's fine. I don't. I don't see why there's
Speaker 1: an issue there, because if someone has a problem with it,
Speaker 1: they'll just go no, and you'll go all right here, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: Maybe take a few pictures one one with a take
Speaker 1: with it on and a take with it off or
Speaker 1: something you know, who knows, just for your own just
Speaker 1: because Hey, Twitter, tell us I might stay I might
Speaker 1: stay steadfast with my of all photos in the sombrero room, right,
Speaker 1: but we're not sure yet. Yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 1: do two takes of the wedding on one day. No,
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna just do. It's gonna be like
Speaker 1: a one take kind of wedding ceremony. Okay, guys, go
Speaker 1: back to one. Back to Chloe also has it. Also,
Speaker 1: they're going to be giant, so like the spacing is
Speaker 1: gonna be all weird of us standing up there. We
Speaker 1: have to like stand like eight feet away from each
Speaker 1: other because he's a dumbass giant sombrero. You know what,
Speaker 1: They're not dumb. That's how they make them. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: getting giant ones, I'm getting extra I'm getting comically large ones.
Speaker 1: There's this thing. They're all purposely giants. Now, I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. If you're getting comically large sombreros, that's
Speaker 1: not the way to go. Like, you need to get
Speaker 1: to fucking dope as legit sombreros. That's not a sumbrero,
Speaker 1: that's that's a lot of brero. Yeah, actually need a
Speaker 1: little less brero today. I'm gonna get the regular mount obrero.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a reg montabrero. They do so real
Speaker 1: classy nice ones there that I think are all gonna
Speaker 1: look good, hand wove and look good. I'm on my boys,
Speaker 1: uh as we're STI are beverages of choice. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: can you not drink like Mexic Like that's like, can
Speaker 1: you not drink tequila? Although Home Girl all ended up
Speaker 1: on that right different, that's that Kendall Kendall Jenner like
Speaker 1: made up she was drinking pepsi. Yes, but she's starting
Speaker 1: a tequila company and everyone's like, I can't. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: so many have done it before her, Like they're just
Speaker 1: getting on her because I don't know. I'm not in charge. Look,
Speaker 1: I've never seen this sex. But that's different because look
Speaker 1: at all four of us probably couldn't even tell you
Speaker 1: what the like significance of a sombrero in their culture
Speaker 1: to keep the sun off their face hot. I'd like
Speaker 1: to think that. But maybe there's different kinds as well,
Speaker 1: Like there's ceremonial stroms and then there's like fieldworker ones
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like there's probably different versions of said guarb
Speaker 1: It's not like for sure, for sure there is. It's
Speaker 1: definitely like you can have probably your dress up sombreros
Speaker 1: if you're fortunate enough to be going to those types
Speaker 1: of ceremonies and have that. This will be a wedding sombreros,
Speaker 1: so they'll they'll be pretty classy, you know, And then
Speaker 1: I'll have other sombreros that are more for as Blake said,
Speaker 1: field work. I probably won't have you guys be doing
Speaker 1: any field work the week of the wedding, but that'll
Speaker 1: be more like lounging pool stuff, So there will be
Speaker 1: different sombreros for different I can get us out there
Speaker 1: to pick some grub for you, don't wash it. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to go to Chloe and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: we need a ten tho dollar sombrero budget. I kind
Speaker 1: of promised the guys on the podcast multiple sombreros. They
Speaker 1: look on when you wear them on the back, they
Speaker 1: look real tight, like when you're the band and like
Speaker 1: you're done for the night. You just take the hat
Speaker 1: off hanging Yeah, bro, yeahs are sick. What else is
Speaker 1: fucking dope? Hey? You want to know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys saw me stunting, bro, but check it out.
Speaker 1: What is that plastic watches? That a G show? My
Speaker 1: motherfucking first G shock watch? What up? I've been on
Speaker 1: this since high school. I finally pulled a trigger. Is
Speaker 1: that an old one or is that a new one? Wow?
Speaker 1: Dank brand new G shock is still in the fucking building.
Speaker 1: They got new G shocks. Oh dude, it's a whole thing. Wow.
Speaker 1: And you just you found you had that spare eighty
Speaker 1: dollars laying around and you were like, man, I gotta splurge.
Speaker 1: I gotta treat myself. They get kind of expensive. Now,
Speaker 1: no Adams about right, he's in the ballpark, ruin. No.
Speaker 1: But the thing was is like, at least back in
Speaker 1: high school, Kyle, you may be able to like it
Speaker 1: Wasn't there something in high school? That's the last time
Speaker 1: I had a shock watch? Yes, But also we had
Speaker 1: a whole thing going through our high school where I
Speaker 1: think allegedly Navid was like selling bootlegs. This is where
Speaker 1: I got it. Who are boy? Back in the day
Speaker 1: he was selling like are you blowing his spot? This
Speaker 1: is it's what is its statute of limitations? Is that
Speaker 1: what it fall? Anyway? Somebody in our high school anyway,
Speaker 1: So he sold these watches and killed a kid. People
Speaker 1: he electrocuted and we all called them g Shock and
Speaker 1: then he bought the watch shocked him to death. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no he was selling bootlegs. He was selling bootlegs.
Speaker 1: And you could tell because like the G at the
Speaker 1: bottom back in the day, his would be like upside
Speaker 1: down or something, and it's like, oh, ship, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had a red and gray one of a fake one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had. I thought mine was real. I thought it
Speaker 1: was real. I thought he just got him somehow. I
Speaker 1: don't know. No, that's not that bizarre. They're super popular, no, dude.
Speaker 1: In our school, they were a status symbol for sure.
Speaker 1: If you had a Shock watch, you were fucking bowling. Well,
Speaker 1: there never were that expensive, I thought. I thought they
Speaker 1: were always fairly reasonable. But for a high school kid,
Speaker 1: that's expensive for sure, dude. Yeah, like when you're coming
Speaker 1: up on like an eighty dollar watch, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a big look for a high school I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: eating cold hot dogs out here, brother, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to live. Man. I had a time X expedition. Uh,
Speaker 1: if you I remember that one pretty outstanding watch in
Speaker 1: the glow capabilities in the glow like grandmother gave me
Speaker 1: a she went to Mexico and got a gold sombrero,
Speaker 1: got a gold Sobrero got a gold rolex, fake Rolex
Speaker 1: and gave it to me. But I was like, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even in high school. I was in like fourth grade.
Speaker 1: But then I go to elementary school with this gold Rolex.
Speaker 1: So I just got flex and on everybody. But also
Speaker 1: no one cared because they're like, we're true children. I
Speaker 1: do not care, but but I had this. I was
Speaker 1: actually like, man, I wish it like truly turned to green,
Speaker 1: like within a year, and I couldn't wear it after that.
Speaker 1: But I was I was kind of bummed that. I
Speaker 1: was like, as I got older, I'm like, I wish
Speaker 1: I had one of those fake Do they make crazy
Speaker 1: freake Rolexes that are actually expensive but because they look
Speaker 1: so real, Maybe that's what I start doing, maybe because
Speaker 1: I do really like watches but like to drop because
Speaker 1: that get I mean, rolex Is are honestly just like
Speaker 1: the price of it, like a nice car. So you
Speaker 1: can jesus because they start way lower than that. They
Speaker 1: started around seven or eight, and then you work your
Speaker 1: way up. Sure, they started a fairly shitty car to
Speaker 1: a really nice car. What car well used using? And uh,
Speaker 1: I don't see myself going down that road. That does
Speaker 1: seem like a lot of money. So maybe what I
Speaker 1: do is I just get the fake rolex, hit up
Speaker 1: my boyd Navy. We hit up and he gets me
Speaker 1: plugged in with this fake Rolex, and then I'll always
Speaker 1: be fossible. That was so sick. I like saying that now.
Speaker 1: So if I ever buy myself a nice watch in
Speaker 1: the future, everyone's going to be like, yeah, but he
Speaker 1: says it's fake, right right, don't rob him. It's not
Speaker 1: really Blake. I'm pumped that pump for you. I know
Speaker 1: how much that means to you. And then high school
Speaker 1: us like that's fucking yeah, Well I'm proud of Blake.
Speaker 1: Uh because now he'll know the time and he'll be
Speaker 1: like punctual and be like, yeah, yeah, that's fucking Fligo.
Speaker 1: It's like made out of Plexi glass. It's just yeah,
Speaker 1: something plastic problem. That ship's fucking rad Plexi glass wall.
Speaker 1: I had to carry around my my digital watch because
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell time until I was very old. You
Speaker 1: couldn't read either. What do you mean you couldn't tell time. Hey,
Speaker 1: guys were all coming clean here. Well, you didn't know
Speaker 1: what the hand sit, so you are your dumbest friend
Speaker 1: of course. Oh bro, I've always been my dumbest friend.
Speaker 1: And then I met you guys, and I got so confused, bitch.
Speaker 1: I got so confused because everyone would be like, hoers,
Speaker 1: can you tell the guys to get together? Like I
Speaker 1: was like, what why is everyone looking at me like
Speaker 1: I have any sort of responsibudy? It's because you wore
Speaker 1: polos and ship that is four polos, and you wore khakis,
Speaker 1: and people just assume you had a good business front
Speaker 1: going on. Partner kids would cheat off me in school,
Speaker 1: and then we'd get the tests and then I would
Speaker 1: like because I would see them like looking over my shoulder,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, well, this will be interesting, and
Speaker 1: then I feel like a d or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: they be like what the fuck? The teacher probably had
Speaker 1: to make an announcement like y'all uh cheated off this week,
Speaker 1: didn't you? Everybody cheated? God? But I couldn't tell time
Speaker 1: until like fucking college. What's up? Like the hands of
Speaker 1: a clock? Yeah, you could tell time. You could tell time, bro,
Speaker 1: He just said he couldn't I know, but I'm not
Speaker 1: buying it. I kept listen to me. I like skipped
Speaker 1: the whole thing in elementary school and then I just
Speaker 1: started carrying around. I had a digital watch that I
Speaker 1: would hang off my belt but on like the clocks
Speaker 1: of the classroom that those things because you had your watch,
Speaker 1: so you didn't give a had my watch, so I
Speaker 1: never it didn't matter because you had the numbers. So bizarre,
Speaker 1: I mean, but to be fair, that like being able
Speaker 1: to tell time is going to be a lost art
Speaker 1: right because you don't have to do anymore because the
Speaker 1: phone phone. Uh. But then like my dad was like,
Speaker 1: not going to be lost, Adam, So what you're doing
Speaker 1: right now? Adam? My dad did because he was like
Speaker 1: what times when I was like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, and he was like and he was like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Because I didn't have my watch,
Speaker 1: and I was like frustrate. I was like I don't
Speaker 1: know what it says, and he goes, you don't not
Speaker 1: at tell time? And I was like I just never,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know the longhand and then he goes okay,
Speaker 1: and he like sat me down and like so if
Speaker 1: I look at a clock. It takes me so long
Speaker 1: to go okay, like three three forties, three forty seven
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, whereas the two or somebody else
Speaker 1: will just look at it me like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's wild man's wild. But now you have like a
Speaker 1: nice watch. You wear a nice one. Now I do
Speaker 1: I have a I have a role X and I
Speaker 1: could tell time now baby, Well that's awesome when you
Speaker 1: look at that rolex. Doesn't take you a really long,
Speaker 1: Like you spent a lot of money on this rolex? Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it just jewelry? Are you able to use it
Speaker 1: as a watch? It is nine percent jewelry? Wow? And
Speaker 1: point five percent um just like it's I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's barely a watch. It's barely a watch. You couldn't
Speaker 1: you couldn't delegate that at last percent. I was trying
Speaker 1: to know. I was trying to say it was gonna
Speaker 1: be like less than one percent of me using it
Speaker 1: as a watch. But like, what's funny is I? I
Speaker 1: so I gotta Apple Watch two and I have it
Speaker 1: on the like the hands face to make me practice
Speaker 1: looking at a clock. Yeah, this is cool. We found
Speaker 1: out the title of this podcast is Anders Can't tell time.
Speaker 1: I can't. That's incredible. There's only like two parts to
Speaker 1: telling time too, It's like that there's three. I guess
Speaker 1: the hour. I can't seconds. If you're fortunate enough, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you are so dumb I have I can't
Speaker 1: even I'll go I'll go down the road like the
Speaker 1: months of the year. Oh no, what's wrong with the
Speaker 1: months of the year. I didn't until I was like
Speaker 1: until I was like eighteen. What do you mean, homie?
Speaker 1: This is not this is now you're just having front
Speaker 1: with us, right, I don't know, not be doing this
Speaker 1: for entertainment at all. This is not like why would
Speaker 1: I why would I make this up? Why would I
Speaker 1: want to be done? I was just checking in. I'll
Speaker 1: be softer. Here's here's what I think about about is.
Speaker 1: I think DR's is a really smart person. I also
Speaker 1: think he digs. I think he digs his heels in
Speaker 1: and I bet in elementary school when they were talking
Speaker 1: about time, he was he was definedly and was like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, I'm I'm taking pride and not knowing time.
Speaker 1: That's when I know how to tell time. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I was never stoked I not knowing time? Well, then
Speaker 1: why didn't you just learn because I do not believe
Speaker 1: that you were are this dumb, because I know you
Speaker 1: and I think you're a pretty smart guy. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: what was the stopping point, pride? What stopped you from
Speaker 1: figuring it out? When you were say like, is that
Speaker 1: what you were doing? Just going back to the thing.
Speaker 1: So I'm just a year. We're talking about years of
Speaker 1: like of like I don't know how to wear I
Speaker 1: don't know how to how to tell time. I have
Speaker 1: to wear my little my digital clock on my belt.
Speaker 1: And then everybody else sees that and they know. And
Speaker 1: I'm not going to anybody for help. I'm just living
Speaker 1: with that fact, and I'm okay with that fact, and
Speaker 1: I can't change it. That's what the fuck I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I got it. I got shiph It sucks. But for
Speaker 1: the months, the months of the year, like February, it
Speaker 1: was like I didn't January, February mark, right, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, that was always confusing to me. And
Speaker 1: then as far as after July, the whole um, August, September, October,
Speaker 1: and October, November, like all of that you almost forgotten.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. I swear to god, I know
Speaker 1: but I never knew the order of the so every
Speaker 1: month was like a new surprise to you. They'd be
Speaker 1: like it's October and you're like, what whoa kind of crazy?
Speaker 1: So what happens in October? And they're like, this's when
Speaker 1: like football games happened. You're like, ah, say, oh no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't like, yeah, it was the whole thing. It
Speaker 1: was a whole thing. Wow, man, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think we all are dumb. We all are dumbing
Speaker 1: the whole Admittedly we are a very dumb crew in
Speaker 1: certain ways. I didn't realize that Ther's ways are pretty
Speaker 1: common knowledge ways. I thought they were different. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't spell all we ate raw hot dogs, but motherfucker,
Speaker 1: you can't tell time or know what month it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, times of concepts. So yeah, that's that song?
Speaker 1: Who sings that? Chicago? Does anyone really know what time
Speaker 1: it is? Is that what we're talking about? Does anybody
Speaker 1: really know what time it is? Yeah? What is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's true? Does anyone really know what time it is? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then the next line is does anybody really care
Speaker 1: about time? What are you guys talking about? And that's Chicago.
Speaker 1: It's a Chicago song AND's is from Chicago. So he
Speaker 1: took he took it. For swimming, you use like a
Speaker 1: giant stop watch clock right on the side. Yes, so
Speaker 1: we had that, but then we also had the digital clock.
Speaker 1: When the digital clock was bumping and we had to
Speaker 1: do like ten, whatever's on, like one, Adam just left
Speaker 1: the chat um, I would be like, okay, cool, it
Speaker 1: like tells you where like when to go it it
Speaker 1: will beep. But when it was like just a regular
Speaker 1: sixty second clock, I would be like crunching numbers and
Speaker 1: doing math in my head while I'm swimming, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know when to fucking go. So I would always
Speaker 1: go to like the back of the lane and just
Speaker 1: let somebody else do the counting and ship, and then
Speaker 1: I just go five seconds behind them. Is that why
Speaker 1: you were fast? Because you didn't know how fast you
Speaker 1: were going, You're just swimming until your heart exploding. I think,
Speaker 1: if anything, I could have been faster, if I knew
Speaker 1: how to tell okay and could go fast and train
Speaker 1: a little harder. But I always had to let somebody
Speaker 1: go ahead of me because I would just like get
Speaker 1: so lost trying to keep track of time. Man, this
Speaker 1: is the only motherfucker who would get lost going swimming
Speaker 1: straight do you feel meel me? Damn homie Wild learn
Speaker 1: something new every day and I'm back. I truly thought
Speaker 1: Adam left because he was so mad, because I have
Speaker 1: never seen Adam's face so disturbed and angry due to
Speaker 1: the fact that Audres could not tell time. It was
Speaker 1: like Adam was doing math, he was getting salt. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: Adam has a long division. You have time. That's me
Speaker 1: and matth you have time. I'm just dumb. Both numbers,
Speaker 1: you guys, both are like numbers. Yeah, straight up and down.
Speaker 1: I will say fun numbers. I do hate numbers. Numbers.
Speaker 1: And also, I was, as I was saying when I,
Speaker 1: uh my internet went out a second ago, goodbye handwriting.
Speaker 1: I can't not spell at all. And my handwriting is
Speaker 1: so fucking bad that, like as a comic, I'm always
Speaker 1: writing in notebooks, trying to think of new bits and
Speaker 1: ideas that are like half cooked ideas that you just
Speaker 1: write something down in. And I've lost a notebook before,
Speaker 1: and I had my number in the in the notebook
Speaker 1: and the person called me and I was too embarrassed
Speaker 1: to go get the notebook because I knew that they
Speaker 1: were going to read my handwriting. I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: now you keep that. That's all good. But wait, so
Speaker 1: they didn't know it was you. They just saw the
Speaker 1: phone number in there. They just saw the phone number
Speaker 1: and they just called didn't know who it was. And
Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, no, it's all good. I
Speaker 1: don't need that notebook. I kind of wish I had
Speaker 1: the notebook, but like, can I use that butt chugging bit?
Speaker 1: You got your jokes back? You just keep somebody hella jokes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're like, that's a lot of butt chugging. Uh every page.
Speaker 1: He's really it's just butt chucking. Question mark what chucking
Speaker 1: ports around it? Uh? Please work on butt chucking bit.
Speaker 1: Little Pep talks to myself. So the other day I
Speaker 1: was butt chugging more butt chug crown work. It would
Speaker 1: be great if you did see somebody doing your material
Speaker 1: and you're like, yes, some open mic comic just comes
Speaker 1: in real hot with just like twenty minutes of new
Speaker 1: new butt chugging bits, and Lauren Michaels is like, I
Speaker 1: want him on my show. He's got something different I've
Speaker 1: never heard of. Was types of but chugging bit, the
Speaker 1: but chugging guy. I love that your Larry the cable
Speaker 1: guy get her done. Was but chu, you might need
Speaker 1: to but but chuck. If you ever not been able
Speaker 1: to tell ty, have you ever butt chugged hot dog water?
Speaker 1: What do we do with it? We but chug it,
Speaker 1: We but chug it. What would happen to you if
Speaker 1: you but chugged hot dog water? Nothing? You'd be totally fine,
Speaker 1: adam have that answer is so quick? Actually nothing. I
Speaker 1: don't know, dude, I don't know. That's a lot of sodium.
Speaker 1: You'd probably ship your fucking brains out because it's like
Speaker 1: an enema. Yeah, you'd probably feel good afterwards, you'd should
Speaker 1: your brains, you'd be so strong. I think the salinity
Speaker 1: would fuck your butt hole up, dude, what what? What
Speaker 1: is solidity? The salt? Salinity? The salt dog? You can't
Speaker 1: make up fake words and I tall smart and f
Speaker 1: This is science class, It's a science. Science is science.
Speaker 1: It's a science. It's science chemistry. That is the amount
Speaker 1: of salt in water that seems real? Yes, and I
Speaker 1: think that that's blake. Just to finish that real quick,
Speaker 1: I think that's what an enema is. Is saltwater. So
Speaker 1: I think that's why you would shut your brains out,
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? I believe so. Well, if we ever
Speaker 1: do a live podcast, which I think we should someday.
Speaker 1: I think we should all do a live podcast one
Speaker 1: we can all get together. I think it'd be really fun.
Speaker 1: We do a big live podcast event. We gotta but
Speaker 1: chug hot dog flavored water? Hot dog hot dog water,
Speaker 1: have no flavored water not? Actually yeah, no, I'm I'm out.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. We'll see you're not. Apologies, apologies,
Speaker 1: you know what. Then I guess we won't do it
Speaker 1: because if you're not gonna do it, yea, my apologies,
Speaker 1: one of us is out, then the rest of us
Speaker 1: is out. That's okay. I was ready to do it
Speaker 1: if everyone was in, but I think everybody was ready
Speaker 1: to do it, and then Kyle back out. I'm so sorry, unders.
Speaker 1: I know how much you wanted to do that and
Speaker 1: how much me betraying that hurt you. I kissed out.
Speaker 1: And is that because you're a vegan, like you don't
Speaker 1: want to do it because you're vegan? No, No, it
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with that. I'm just not Can
Speaker 1: you butt chug? Veggie hot dog water? Are you allowed to?
Speaker 1: What can I put the hot dog water in? As
Speaker 1: a vegan? Can you but chug hot dog water? I
Speaker 1: don't think you could. I I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: don't think you could. That breaking edge. You're putting animal byproduct?
Speaker 1: Are you vegan? No, I'm a vegetarian vegetarian, But no
Speaker 1: matter what, we're talking about hot dogs, So it doesn't
Speaker 1: really matter. I think you're good to go. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's not hot dogs, it's just the water. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I would imagine that that is still an animal byproduct.
Speaker 1: And if you're a strict kind of vegan or vegetarian,
Speaker 1: you're not putting that in your body. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's not it's not in your it's just up your
Speaker 1: buttle Yeah for me, yes, in your body, inside of
Speaker 1: your body, but of your body, right, the butthole that's
Speaker 1: attached to your body and connected to it's one of
Speaker 1: the if you do a water balloon of hot dog
Speaker 1: water up here right, Wait, hang on, this has nothing,
Speaker 1: So it's about being in your body. What if you
Speaker 1: had a pink sock your your asshole came out of
Speaker 1: your asshole and then we fill that hot dog water
Speaker 1: so it's outside of your body. Good point. Or you
Speaker 1: dip the you dip the pink sock in hot dog
Speaker 1: flavored water. Yes, can we do that? Can we do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that that's still gives at
Speaker 1: some point stuck back up into your body. And remember
Speaker 1: this is for the live show. Can we do that
Speaker 1: for the live show? For the live I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm sorry, and I had the butt hole
Speaker 1: out and everything. I hate to be the guy. It's
Speaker 1: just you know, that sucks because we were all we
Speaker 1: were all in. That sucks because we're going to do
Speaker 1: a live dog water But you'll think and do That's
Speaker 1: on you though, Hey fans, if you want to blame
Speaker 1: anybody for not seeing us live, but chug flavored water
Speaker 1: is on Kyle and we're sorry about that, but it
Speaker 1: is what it is. And Kyle, if you want to
Speaker 1: kick us off, if anybody has any apologies or take backs,
Speaker 1: you gotta take back. Oh man, I have I have.
Speaker 1: You'll take some back. Would you like to take anything?
Speaker 1: But I guess I'll take something back. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess I thought about it for a couple of seconds
Speaker 1: and if my dudes really wanna, you know, put on
Speaker 1: butt chug show at one of our live podcasts and
Speaker 1: it's kind of up top. You know, they're they're down
Speaker 1: with it, and they're down to go. I will go forth,
Speaker 1: I will go forth, you'll go fourth. So first it
Speaker 1: will be the three of you'll go like I'll go first,
Speaker 1: you'll go forth. In line, I will go forth. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go last, like you guys are all gonna go first,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go last. When we do this live
Speaker 1: on stand, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not buying it. I think I would
Speaker 1: be a powerful finish. I think it would be powerful
Speaker 1: to have a vegetarian because you would have to come
Speaker 1: over your vegetarian roots. Yes, I think the story of mine,
Speaker 1: I'm going to try and thread it throughout and then
Speaker 1: you know, really take it home. We'll imagine the T
Speaker 1: shirts we could sell of and a rugaloid are a
Speaker 1: rugaloid cartoon character that taking a butt chugging hot dog
Speaker 1: flavored enema. I mean they would fly off the digital shell.
Speaker 1: Trust me, I'm gonna bring it home. You put me
Speaker 1: in the fourth position, I'm gonna really bring it home.
Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on you saying powerful finish. That's fucking disgusted.
Speaker 1: I think it's a very tough with it is a
Speaker 1: powerful I saw this important dude's butt chug hot dog
Speaker 1: water live, and all I got was this stupid T shirt.
Speaker 1: We go there, we go. We got the merch. You
Speaker 1: know what, though, it's got to have a splash on it,
Speaker 1: like those alcatrash shirts that are like ripped with blood.
Speaker 1: It's got like a butt chug water on it, like splash. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun, huge, huge a shark attack
Speaker 1: shirt as a kid that it just said shark attack
Speaker 1: and they're blood all over it and then like a
Speaker 1: hole in the side as if a shark bit it. Gang. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I missed that shirt. You grew out of it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that it was real. The first time I
Speaker 1: saw it. I was I was like, whoa, Like what happened?
Speaker 1: We've established you're a pretty dumb child. Yeah, I don't that.
Speaker 1: I had a cool hat that said I hate seagulls
Speaker 1: and then there was a bunch of like fake poop
Speaker 1: all over it. That ship was hard. I got that
Speaker 1: Fisherman wharf. How do you not have that m lost
Speaker 1: it in the fire. What fire my mom's fire sale
Speaker 1: when she sold all my ship. That's the worst ship.
Speaker 1: I'd like to take back kind of really, And I
Speaker 1: don't think I was verbalizing my grief when Doris was
Speaker 1: talking about the uh, you know, not being able to
Speaker 1: tell time, um, and I was given. I was throwing
Speaker 1: a lot of looks and they were judgmental looks. And
Speaker 1: I will say that, but Ums, you're not one of
Speaker 1: my dumbest friends. That would be uh Blake and Kyle
Speaker 1: and yeah, what the funk is that about? I could
Speaker 1: tell time, and I could I know every month, Oh,
Speaker 1: you know every month? And let's hear the let's hear
Speaker 1: every month. I know every month. I know every month? Oh,
Speaker 1: good for you? Okay, is March a month? March is
Speaker 1: a month? Okay, you got that one? Okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. The other one is November? Is ape a month? Ape?
Speaker 1: Is that a month? November? November? November is very real.
Speaker 1: But I'd like to take that back us, um for
Speaker 1: for throwing you shade. You were just a little kid
Speaker 1: having trouble with um, you know, kind of basic things
Speaker 1: that kids that kids like. He wasn't a little kid, dude.
Speaker 1: When you left the conversation, he admitted that this was
Speaker 1: in college, he was swimming, he still couldn't tell time.
Speaker 1: It was really sad. That is sad, And I'm glad
Speaker 1: you've you've overcome that. And I'm glad that you have
Speaker 1: a piece of jewelry that you wear that you are
Speaker 1: able to now look at and and work on your
Speaker 1: your time telling skills. By the way, Uh, it's like
Speaker 1: a GMC or whatever, so it tells like three different
Speaker 1: time zones and it's just a it's a ship chat.
Speaker 1: I mean you you really, I don't even wind it.
Speaker 1: I do love. I don't I do love when I'm winding,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what am I doing? I'm sure am
Speaker 1: I even doing? It doesn't matter. It's just supposed to
Speaker 1: be creating. Oh my god, it's an investment. Blake Kyle
Speaker 1: any take back, sypologies, epics slams. What's going on here?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I mean I actually want to compliment
Speaker 1: there's for being forthright with his with his inabilities to
Speaker 1: tell time when he was a child and all that.
Speaker 1: I thought, that's cool. Window disability. It's a disability, not
Speaker 1: an inability. I love that. Yes, your disability. It was
Speaker 1: it was really um, you know, nice to hear that, man.
Speaker 1: Thanks for opening up. That was great. Now I understand
Speaker 1: why you've been buds with us more and more each time.
Speaker 1: You know, you guys knew how to tell time. And
Speaker 1: I was like, let's stick with these guys. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: made you feel you know, we're so all in our
Speaker 1: own special ways. And and I always kind of thought
Speaker 1: Dirves was kind of the smart one of the crew.
Speaker 1: And it's nice to know that he's just as big
Speaker 1: of an Indian as the rest of us. Thank you, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And can I say thank you to you guys? You
Speaker 1: could say what thank you? Can I say thank you
Speaker 1: to you guys? Yeah? Thank you? You may say thank you.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of short comings, and uh, when
Speaker 1: I'm with you guys, I feel like I'm coming along
Speaker 1: sixty nine. Thank you, and I would like to thank you.
Speaker 1: I would like to compliment Kyle and Adam, my brothers
Speaker 1: in raw hot dogs. Yeah, your hot dogs and time telling.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to butt chuck on stage with you guys.
Speaker 1: It's time to eat some hot dogs. It'll be an
Speaker 1: honor to share a stage and but hot dog flagor
Speaker 1: flavor and Walter with you. You're going first, but oh
Speaker 1: I'll be the freaking out the gate dot and you're
Speaker 1: gonna be wearing a sombrero while we do it back.
Speaker 1: I'm down. Well wait, so that's when you're Is it
Speaker 1: like it's like refrigerator cold? Yes? Yes, yes, it's a
Speaker 1: refrigerator called it could be sitting out maybe the stack
Speaker 1: of hot dog meats sat out in the sun for
Speaker 1: a little bit. Do you rinse it off first? We don't.
Speaker 1: We established we don't rinse man eat it with that
Speaker 1: wet We don't wet juice, wet juice, that wet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just salty deliciousness, y'all. Put the wet wet on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we eat it with the full salinity. I like how
Speaker 1: it started off with DR's being very judgmental of all
Speaker 1: of us loving cold hot dogs at our youth, and
Speaker 1: then we found out that he couldn't tell time till
Speaker 1: he was twenty five years old. Yep, there is a
Speaker 1: lesson here. Get this straight. Let me get this straight.
Speaker 1: If you told me you only had raw hot dogs
Speaker 1: available to you, I'd go, God, that's tragic, that's whatever,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But you had other options so I'm judging.
Speaker 1: You know, man, I couldn't tell time. It's not like
Speaker 1: I could tell time and didn't other options. I told
Speaker 1: you guys, I knew how to tell time, but I
Speaker 1: refused to look at clocks. Please explain to me what
Speaker 1: other options to what options Kyle had? Dog? What options
Speaker 1: did Kyle have? What other options? What was in my
Speaker 1: fris witch? I know y'all had triscuits at the house.
Speaker 1: I know you had. I've been to your house. That's
Speaker 1: a white family. Was no chicken in the biscuits? Do
Speaker 1: you'all remember chicken in a biscuits? Chicken chicken in a biscuit?
Speaker 1: That was some white people. Cracker ship that was some good.
Speaker 1: What was that like Jimmy Deane's or what? No crackers? No,
Speaker 1: it's like a Ritz cracker sprinkled with like chicken flavoring.
Speaker 1: It was gnarly. What it's good. Treat yourself next time,
Speaker 1: buy a box for the family. It's a Ritz cracker
Speaker 1: that had chicken flavoring on it. It's a little different
Speaker 1: than Ritz. But yes, so it wasn't a Ritz brand. No,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, Nabisco, I believe. And it was called chicken
Speaker 1: in a biscuit. Yes, it's very good. Damn we were.
Speaker 1: We were a club family, the Nabisco Club all the way.
Speaker 1: Hey man, you gotta reach upward, you know, you gotta
Speaker 1: go for it. This was down in dirty. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: Adam and I's Iowa background. It might be it might
Speaker 1: be our Iowa background and uh. And this was a
Speaker 1: pretty important Raw Hot Dots episode of of what this
Speaker 1: is important important, and it was. Yeah,