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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important. Can I got

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Speaker 1: hot dog water for me and my buddies? Bitch? I

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Speaker 1: know y'all had triskets at the house. Yeah me, I'm

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Speaker 1: me for my temmy. I think the salinity would fuck

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Speaker 1: your button hole up. Dude, Let's go boom bam, Hello

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Speaker 1: damn Gladiators. Ready he come the check Lou Slavakians we post.

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Speaker 1: So we rocked the Mike with Potts and p What

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Speaker 1: is Adam doing? Adam? What are you rapping? I was?

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Speaker 1: I was wrapping Blake and Kyle's checklist rap al. That

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Speaker 1: was one of my favorite songs for many years. Not

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Speaker 1: only is Kyle my favorite actor of all time, he's

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite rappers of all time. Oh and

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Speaker 1: if you listen to that um song, I believe I

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Speaker 1: used getting caught in nets just like Pets as one

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Speaker 1: of my hot fire lyrics. Really yeah, he was gonna

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Speaker 1: join FEMA with that line. Yep, what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: It was it hot? Damn? Or god damn? Was it

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Speaker 1: god damn? I think it was hot damn? When live

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Speaker 1: goddamn recorded probably oh shit, yes, what is your friends?

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Speaker 1: But when your mom's listening, it's hot, damn right. They

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Speaker 1: had a Czechoslovakian rap group, and I believe high school

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Speaker 1: we talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it briefly

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Speaker 1: on the Sugar in the Raw. Sugar in the Raw

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Speaker 1: named after the sugar packet. Basically just rapping dressed in

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Speaker 1: weird outfits, claiming to be straight out of Czechoslovakia, just lying.

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Speaker 1: You better check yourself. That's your heritage though, right, correct, yes,

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Speaker 1: and blake you as well. Yes, at least that's what

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Speaker 1: I was told. But my my dad claims my mom's

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Speaker 1: side of the family is just Polish. But I refused

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Speaker 1: to believe that. You might want three and me that, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah you can, you can get to the bottom of that.

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Speaker 1: What is that process of twenty three? And me, what

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Speaker 1: do you do? You have to give some blood or

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Speaker 1: something or I've never spit spit in a cup? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you wake up and you spit like the first thing.

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Speaker 1: You're just like you fill it up and then you

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Speaker 1: send it away and then they're like, hey, this is

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Speaker 1: what you are. You just sign your life, I mean,

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Speaker 1: your name and Uh yeah, what what other what intel

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Speaker 1: do they have on you? If you do that, they

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Speaker 1: got your DNA. So then when you when we all

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Speaker 1: are going to commit a horrific crime, probably in our

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Speaker 1: fifties and sixties, and we're going to try to get

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Speaker 1: away with it for thirty years, just going like I

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Speaker 1: just gotta get away with it until I die that

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Speaker 1: we won't be able to because so you know, they've

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Speaker 1: caught people this way, right, you know that's the whole

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Speaker 1: thing really from twenty three and me, Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know what you mean. Oh they found like old like

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Speaker 1: serial killers and stuff. Right, yeah, I want to say that,

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Speaker 1: um Patton Oswald's uh wife who passed away, like she

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Speaker 1: discovered some murderers through that. There we go. We gotta

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Speaker 1: chat coming in from the producers who know things. Producers

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Speaker 1: are saying, let's all read at the same time. I

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Speaker 1: like how when we read together, we all are just

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Speaker 1: like second graders who can't quite put the words together.

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Speaker 1: We're all waiting for each other to get on the

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Speaker 1: same speed. So our speed's flux so hard. I got

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Speaker 1: flux and speed. Who do you think is the lowest reader?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm fast as help me nobody's slower than me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I'm pretty well. I think we're

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Speaker 1: all really like really slow reading almost like are they

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Speaker 1: do they have a until handicapped? Because remember when we

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Speaker 1: were writing Workaholics and we were we were like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're all gonna go read the scripts, noted up, and

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Speaker 1: come back. And then we had other writers in our

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Speaker 1: writer's room that went to Harvard and they would read

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Speaker 1: the thing and be done in thirty minutes, fully noted,

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Speaker 1: ready to go, and then we would stumble in an

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Speaker 1: hour later, having read the exact same thing. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: was that because they read it or because they read

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Speaker 1: it and pushed themselves to find the best punch ups?

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Speaker 1: And was the reason you were taking so long to

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Speaker 1: read because you had porn Hub on your laptop as well?

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Speaker 1: Better question, very very good? Are you asking me? He's asking?

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Speaker 1: Are you asking? This is what I'll say. I was

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Speaker 1: measured like my in high school when I was probably

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Speaker 1: like take some tests to see if I needed I

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Speaker 1: had a learning disability, and they were like, he might

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Speaker 1: be dyslexic. He reads at a ten year old level.

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Speaker 1: You are so dumb right when you were when you

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Speaker 1: were on age, when you were fourteen, seventeen, you were seventeen,

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Speaker 1: you read at a ten year olds level, So could

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Speaker 1: you not read? Like if it was a difficult word

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Speaker 1: to read, you like would just give up on it,

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Speaker 1: And my major thing is and guys at home, I

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Speaker 1: know this is super fascinating. The major thing for me

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Speaker 1: was like, I know, he seems like the smart one,

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Speaker 1: but maybe he's the dumbest of them all. That's what

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Speaker 1: people at home are thinking. For the comprehension, Like if

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Speaker 1: you read a whole story and then it's like, so

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Speaker 1: tell me the details. If you quiz me on what

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Speaker 1: I just read, I would have no idea what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Well, I'm that way if I read it aloud,

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Speaker 1: because then it's just a performance. Like whenever I would

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Speaker 1: read in school, I hated Well, actually I enjoyed reading

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Speaker 1: aloud because I had liked to perform. But then if

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Speaker 1: I had to be quizzed on whatever I just read aloud,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, I was just kind of concentrated

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Speaker 1: on like cool ways to say the word. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: was just making noises for words. Yeah. I was just

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Speaker 1: kind of concentrated on the performance of this science experiment

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Speaker 1: we're doing. I think I told you guys this when

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Speaker 1: I was taking the A C T S. And I

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Speaker 1: think the last part is reading comprehension, like you read

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Speaker 1: a thing, and then I asked you questions. I fell

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Speaker 1: asleep while testing, woke up, woke up at the end

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Speaker 1: of it, or like or no. Somebody came and woke

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Speaker 1: me up and they were like hey, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: ship because I was like, let me just take like

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Speaker 1: test of your life. Yeah, I know, I remember not

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Speaker 1: digging that. Where were you Why were you so tired though? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was like, let me just put my head down for

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Speaker 1: a second. I'll wake up like fully refreshed. And then

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Speaker 1: it was like just about over and I was like,

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Speaker 1: like I didn't finish it. Wait. We all like got

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Speaker 1: like drunk the night before in like defiance of the

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Speaker 1: A C T S. Yeah, sure, that's a buck the

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Speaker 1: system type thing. Yeah, I remember being very hungover for

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Speaker 1: the P S A T S. We were very hungover

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Speaker 1: the seventh grade because I i'd like, tested really high

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Speaker 1: like two points higher or maybe three points higher as

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Speaker 1: a junior in high school, Like I didn't get any smarter, right,

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Speaker 1: Like I peaked in seventh and eighth grade, and then

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Speaker 1: after that my my test scores were like, okay, you

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Speaker 1: learned nothing. Yeah, in second or third grade, I was

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Speaker 1: ninety eight percentile on the CAT tests or something like that.

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Speaker 1: And then it got real. School got real exactly long divisions,

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Speaker 1: books with chapters out bucked me up. Long division fucked

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Speaker 1: my world up as soon as they started. And then

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Speaker 1: as soon as they are like a plus beek, we'll

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Speaker 1: see like any sort of algebra, I was expponents, your

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Speaker 1: whole exponents are a big yeah, the little tiny numbers

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Speaker 1: on top of the bigger numbers are? Is that what

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Speaker 1: an exponent? Us exponents? I thought we're like when letters

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Speaker 1: are in place of numbers. That's a variable, isn't it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Damn ye? Get your pem dolls. Who knows about their

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Speaker 1: pem dolls? Baby? Hold on? Do you really know that, Kyle?

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Speaker 1: Is that really what it is? This is what's coming

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Speaker 1: to my brain right now? Yeah? No, I think you're right.

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Speaker 1: I think you're right. That's so the only thing a

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Speaker 1: math that I can remember is foiling front outer or

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Speaker 1: means or how that's when you're dealing with parentheses, I believe. Ye. Yes,

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Speaker 1: order of operation. I'm just going for it. Is that

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Speaker 1: what they call parentheses and math though? Or they're still parentheticals? Yes,

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Speaker 1: the parentheses. Look, that's what let's see if we can

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Speaker 1: run down pen does parentheses, exponents, exponents, multiplication, division, additions

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Speaker 1: of trash traction. There you go, that's your order of operations,

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Speaker 1: PEM does. I don't know what you just happened? What

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Speaker 1: just happened? This is the order you do your math

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Speaker 1: problem in if it has all these things? Don't if

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Speaker 1: you see parentheses. You solve that ship right out the

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Speaker 1: gate and you hit the exponent right, that's the little

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Speaker 1: I'd had that ship up to drag, then you got

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Speaker 1: your crack rock dude, come on right, exactly right, blazer

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Speaker 1: of super problem. The word exponent is tight. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: name exponent x X. Give it to you, exponent like

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Speaker 1: I think we've got our math teacher thing. It's like,

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Speaker 1: Gonna give it to you. It's gonna give it is.

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Speaker 1: That's how you start off your very first math class.

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Speaker 1: You just go bump bump. Admittedly, if they did that,

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Speaker 1: have been more invested in. Absolutely. I had some punk

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Speaker 1: so angry because if I don't understand something. I hear it.

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Speaker 1: I hear it in your voice right now. If I

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Speaker 1: angry that I can't wrap my head around it. And

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Speaker 1: math specifically, I was like absolutely fun the world. I

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Speaker 1: did have one I only failed one class. It was math,

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Speaker 1: but that was purely off the strength that my math

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Speaker 1: teachers fucking breath smell like really bad, really bad? What

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Speaker 1: what level? Math? Uh? Well? I was held back, So

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Speaker 1: it was like math or something. We were held back.

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Speaker 1: You were held back in math. You weren't held back

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Speaker 1: in math class I was. You were Oh yes, oh

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Speaker 1: hold on, did you do what I did? Though? So

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Speaker 1: hold on? We never had the same math class, that's right,

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Speaker 1: But did you do what I had to do, which

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Speaker 1: is you failed? You failed the class, so then you

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Speaker 1: had to retake that same class again, right, yes, so

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Speaker 1: you know how you and then you took it in

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Speaker 1: summer school later what yep? Actually dance, that's what. Summer

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Speaker 1: school was a whole another ship. I did have to

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Speaker 1: take summer school, and that was the school, and that

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Speaker 1: maybe go take it this summer bro Yeah um yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: summer school was one of the my worst youth hangovers

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Speaker 1: It's a different thing. Chicken nuggets. Fine, same thing, okay, Adam.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean like fast food style or grocery store? Yeah, Tyson?

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Speaker 1: have Taraoki? Alright, no, you have nothing. You have soy sauce,

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Speaker 1: had spaghettios throwing up? Did you guys have spaghettios? Oh,

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Speaker 1: for that is suspect. Nope, Adams hot dog quality is

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Speaker 1: it up. You ate it growing up spaghettios? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: And I'm fucked up and you are hey, and can

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Speaker 1: What was the dumb quote in Workaholics? Was our hot

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Speaker 1: many cold hot dogs? Are you serial ready? I will

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Speaker 1: And I stand by it? Yeah that's greats you didn't

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Speaker 1: I got served raw hot dogs from the from the fridge,

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Speaker 1: from Chicago? I thought that's hot dog Capital USA? Like yeah, nobody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you fucking you honor that ship. You don't eat

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Speaker 1: them raw. You can't wait to get your that salty

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Speaker 1: them up. They First of all, I know you guys

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Speaker 1: this qualified o. No, these are like ballpark friends, due,

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Speaker 1: These are like theah, we're talking oscar mind. That's fine.

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Speaker 1: that has the hot dog flavored water at the bottom

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Speaker 1: and you'd wrap it with cheese. The cause of diarrhea

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Speaker 1: I'm a man. You can't eat them cold. No, you

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Speaker 1: can't eat them cold. You're not supposed to eat raw

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Speaker 1: beef raw. It's it's hot dogs are pre cooked, aren't they. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She was trying to kill me, right, but but look,

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Speaker 1: But I think people used to eat raw what is

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Speaker 1: but it's a quality. It's not ground beef. Suh. Listen, listen,

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Speaker 1: listen to steak tartar is ground beef? It's ground beef. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: steak tartar. Yeah, let's get I'm just eating raw hamburger meat,

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Speaker 1: some regular ask hamburger meat. It's not like higher quality.

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Speaker 1: It's no, it's like pounded out filet. Right, that's what

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Speaker 1: My point is that it's called steak tartar. What is

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Speaker 1: It's called fucking Thursday. It's called being a youth in

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Speaker 1: the nineties decade. Bro, here we go. Steak tartars made

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Speaker 1: So that's the nastiest fucking shit I've ever heard. You

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Speaker 1: didn't say that word raw egg egg. What did he did?

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Speaker 1: He said that, he said it. I was the yolk.

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Speaker 1: The yolk, Yeah, he said it. I was unsure if

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Speaker 1: teasing the yolk. I'm having fun with it. I'm making

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Speaker 1: I don't funk with any of this ship anymore. But

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Speaker 1: raw hot dogs. I'm actually ashamed by all of us

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Speaker 1: right now. Honestly, it's never crossed my mind to eat

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Speaker 1: a raw or like uncooked or unheeded hot dogs. That

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Speaker 1: is so bizarre to how do you how do kids

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Speaker 1: Is like you eat raw hot dogs? Who's getting worm? No?

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Speaker 1: What's what's wrong with the raw about drinking the juice

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Speaker 1: out of the bag. No, I just said it's hot

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Speaker 1: dog flavored water. I was quoting limp biscuit flavored water.

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Speaker 1: I bet that'd be like a you know, like they

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Speaker 1: I wonder if that's an actual shots, like you mix

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Speaker 1: it hot dog water, that's a great shot. I love it, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get a hot dog water? For sure? But it

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Speaker 1: They have to have a bag of hot dog water. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's also very fun to order. You go up to

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Speaker 1: the bar, you say, can I got hot dog water

419
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: for me and my buddies? Wait, My point is no

420
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 1: one's gonna be keeping a hot dog water at a bar,

421
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: will if it's their specialty shot. The thing is is

422
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: at the same bar, you can just go grab a

423
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: hot dog out of the thing and fucking eat it.

424
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: You don't even have to cook it because it's all good.

425
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,120
Speaker 1: What even is hot dog water? Is it the hot

426
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 1: dog sweating? Is it like blood? It's not blood? It's

427
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: whatever they put it in so that it doesn't go bad.

428
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: It's whatever they have. It's a it's a preservative water.

429
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: Why is this happening? What's a preservative water? Right? No? Yes, yes,

430
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: it is. Dog water is the water you boil hot

431
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: dogs in. Period. It's not the juice in the package. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, Kyle,

432
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: you are incorrect. Oh I thought it was from the bag. Yes,

433
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: I started to buy into what Kyle said. No, no, no, no, no.

434
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: Hot dog water is when you go to the we

435
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: go to get at the fucking Cubs game or whatever wherever,

436
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: you get your hot dog out of the boiling water.

437
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: That's hot dog water. Sure, okay, that's fine. Sure I'll

438
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: drink a glass of that. That sounds delicious. Sure, that's fine.

439
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 1: So what is the mucus in the bag with the

440
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 1: hot dogs? That's the preservational that's the thing that preserves it.

441
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: It's the thing that that's just probably in there for

442
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: moisture to keep his slippery. Oh my god, yeah, I

443
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: bet you. Like. I think it like keeps it cooked,

444
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: so it's okay to eat. It's like slowly cooking it in.

445
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 1: There are hot dogs cooked when you buy them dogs

446
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 1: are cooked when you buy them. Yes, yeah, they're pre cooked.

447
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: I mean I think we should check on that. But

448
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: that's why. That's why it's not gross, and that's why

449
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm weirded out that you're too good for it. It's

450
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: just cold. It's fine, And I'll be honest. I don't

451
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 1: like next day cold stuff like fried chicken the next

452
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: day I'm not a huge fan of. I'd rather reheated spaguette.

453
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 1: Do you like the spaguette? I mean I do like

454
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:04,239
Speaker 1: cold the spinish pizza. You guys know that you got

455
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: to eat or cold? I cold pizzas. What's up? Yeah,

456
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: old pizza great. I like my food cold. I prefer

457
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: it to sit a day before I eat it, if

458
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm honest. Yeah, alright, I'll talk a little bit more

459
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: about that. What's your favorite one for once he's being

460
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: honest with us. Finally you're being honest, And what is

461
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: your favorite cold dish? Blake cold dish? I mean, I'm

462
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: calling you on your on your favorite way to eat

463
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: food cold a day like. I love cold pizza. I

464
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: love cold pasta. I love cold Chinese food. I love

465
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: cold everything. I'll eat everything cold. Sorry, so you go

466
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: cold before hot. No, no, I know you just said

467
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: you prefer it cold. It's only on hot dogs, and

468
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: that's what I heard. And I'm just making sure. And Kyle,

469
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's like, I'm going to protect

470
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: my friend with words. I'm being honest with you. And

471
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: then you said I'm being honest with you, I prefer

472
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: it cold. A day later, I'm being honest with you. Right, Yeah,

473
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: you're a dumbass. It's a it's a tree. Think you

474
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: can look. I look forward to the next day, and

475
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: I often enjoy it more than the first day. Is

476
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: everybody okay with that? Bull? Yeah? That's my that's my question.

477
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 1: I was like, so you like it? Love it? I

478
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: assumed you were talking about that if you ordered like

479
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: food to come to your house and then you threw

480
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: it in the freezer for forty minut No, no, no, no, no,

481
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: don't I like it if it just like sits out

482
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: for a day, not even in the fridge. Yeah, I

483
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 1: don't want to know. I got you wrong. What do

484
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: you mean. I'm glads you clarified. I did get you wrong.

485
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah, what's up now? Like,

486
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: for instance, if you get like fried rice and you

487
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: don't eat it all right the day of you don't

488
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 1: put the fried rice into the refrigerator, you just leave

489
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: it on the counter in like the box. This is

490
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: what I was worried about with this podcast is that

491
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 1: we just we overexpose ourselves and everyone knows. They know how.

492
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 1: They for sure now stupid we are now uh, and

493
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 1: now they know we just eat raw hotdogs. I still love,

494
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: by the way, the raw hot dogs thing is going

495
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: to be a thing that comes back and bite you,

496
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: because the world over is gonna come and say, yeah,

497
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: we all grew up on raw hot dogs. Is insane

498
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 1: for not enjoying the splendors of a cold, raw hot dog.

499
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be in the minority of

500
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: people that are like, hey, we all were youths, and

501
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: we all were told to just go get a cold

502
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: hot dog. I had a I would ride a bike

503
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: to Mustard's Last stand four blocks from my house and

504
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: just get a hot dog. Okay, humble brag, we get it.

505
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: You're a close cool hot dog stands, we get it. Hey,

506
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: a lot of us didn't get to grow up near

507
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: cool hot dog stands, and we had to eat old

508
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: hot dogs from the refrigerator. I wouldn't be angry at me,

509
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: I'd be mad at your parents. They decided to settle

510
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: where there weren't hot dogs and Lisa's hot Dogs. Shout

511
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,479
Speaker 1: out to Lisa's hot Dogs. Yeah, I will say we

512
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: did have a super good hot dog place and conquered

513
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: called Lisa's hot Dogs. Shout out to Lisa's hot Dogs. Baby,

514
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: the best hot dogs, best hot dogs, Lisa's hot Dogs.

515
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: Catch up, catch up and cheese dog, catch up, catchup

516
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: and cheese Yes, catch up and cheese dog. It's so

517
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: oh a cheese dog. You never had a fucking cheese dog.

518
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 1: You never had a cheese dog. You never had a

519
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: hot dog. You had caspers, one with the sea and

520
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: one with a really good hot dog. Well, I'm gonna

521
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: go on a limb and say that even the best

522
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: hot dog I've ever had, it's just all fine. They're

523
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: all fine, It's all okay. Yeah. I'm never like, oh

524
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: my god, this hot dog. I'm sorry. Did I never

525
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: make you a dick? Because Italian sausage um hot dog? Ever? Never?

526
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: I don't believe so, dude, is that a big gass

527
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: hot dog? Bro? Can I just have a because when

528
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: I went when I went to your house, Hounders. You

529
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: made me one of these and I housed it. It's amazing,

530
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: fucking how's it? And I got the like some fucking

531
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: crazy sweating happened immediately after eating it, like insane, Like

532
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: my shirt was fucking trenched. That's the hot dog water

533
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: you got. You got the meat sweat so fucking scary, dude.

534
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: It was one of the last times I had meat.

535
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: Like it's a sodium bomb for sure. But the Dickas

536
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: sausages are next, and and and was going out. Man,

537
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: I hear the name Ditka I associated with one man.

538
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: Is it indeed sponsored by Mike Ditka? Yes, Oh my god, No,

539
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: it's uh it's Mori Ditka's sausage. This is a football coach,

540
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,239
Speaker 1: a hot dog guy. Come out. It's Chicago. What are

541
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: you talking about. It's Mike Dicka. It's to be cranking

542
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: out sausages. Yeah, I know him to put his name

543
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: on stuff that he sells. It's delicious. That's that's wildly

544
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: Chicago and like Italian sausage. Yeah, well all right, you

545
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: never know. There could have been Steve Ditka. There's a lot.

546
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: It's a common name. It's Whitney Ditka I went to

547
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's steakhouse. Wait a minute, hold up, it's this,

548
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 1: it's this, Michael Michael Michael Jordan's. Uh yeah, it's this

549
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan, Michael Michael B. Jordan's flipped steaks. Damn,

550
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: Michael Ditka. Alright, alright, already, I might eat one of

551
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: those cold, colden raw whatever you guys, do you need

552
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: a ross? See now, I don't know if those ones

553
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: are cooked, which ones like our sausages cooked. I think

554
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: sausages are raw, That's what I'm saying. I don't know

555
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: if they're cold. You can't do it. Hot dogs dogs only, dude. Yeah,

556
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't think sausage like. I think it's the ballpark specifically,

557
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: because I don't know if the Vienna beef joint sir.

558
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: I remember when my mom was like, don't eat that one.

559
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: Like she was like there were special ones that could

560
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: eat that could I don't know. I don't do any

561
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: of the stuff that they tell me to do, like

562
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: any time that you know how you're supposed to like

563
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: wash your produced before eating it, eat it hands down

564
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: every time. Oh baby, will you die? I never wash it? Right?

565
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a grocery store. Yeah, I

566
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: go uh yeah, so people pick up all the fruit

567
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: and squeeze and touch and do all that. You should

568
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: definitely get in the habit of washing. And then I

569
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: still eat them, uh every time without washing it. And

570
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: yet Covid Freeze and Sadie three hit me with the horn,

571
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: Blake hit me with the horn. But you should get

572
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: get in the habit, you know, just wash it, dude.

573
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: That's a lot of stuff on there. There's a lot

574
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: of stuff on the outside of it. I'm with your Kyle, no,

575
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: but there isn't And I'm healthy as hell. I'm healthy

576
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: as a fucking like. If it's a banana, who gives

577
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: a fun because you're peeling it back? You know what

578
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: I mean? If it's because you're cutting it back, you

579
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean. If it's got a shell on

580
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: it can don't worry about it. But if you're if

581
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: you're grubbing on the skin of it, you should probably

582
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: make it a habit too. Are you wait, hang on,

583
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: let's get this straight. Let's be honest as Blake was earlier. Yes,

584
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: you are you grubbing on the skins? Adam? This is

585
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: a pot about honesty, brother. I would like to be

586
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,719
Speaker 1: honest right now and say that I stand by what

587
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: I said. I grubbed my skins, I sure at all.

588
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: I never wash it. I eat apples. I eat the

589
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: whole core of the apple. I don't care. I mean,

590
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm sucking on the stem. You might as well go

591
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: to the grocery store and just go around licking people's fingers.

592
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: But how come and here we go. Maybe I'm a conspirac,

593
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: he says yeah. He says yeah, But that's Adam divine.

594
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: How come I'm never sick? You're always sick as soon

595
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: as you're like, as soon as you wrap on anything,

596
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: you're sick instantly. You know that? Correct? You were very

597
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: sick when we made Workaholics. You were very sick all

598
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: the time. Well that was because my tonsils. I got

599
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: my tonsils taken out what three years ago? And him

600
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: in sixth sense, Council's well, you have a sixth sense,

601
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: have been six I've never seen the sixth sense? You

602
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: have a sixth sense, Adam, I will say, I've never

603
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: seen sixcess and I haven't seen I got my tonsils

604
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: taken out three years ago, and I've never seen six ms.

605
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: You've never seen sixth sens. These are my two claims.

606
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: The thing I don't really rent my grocery store stuff.

607
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start just adding that every sentence I say, yeah,

608
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: yesterday I went for a drive, and I've never seen sixthens.

609
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: Just in case, you don't want anybody to spoil it

610
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: for you, you just throw it out there, silers and please,

611
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: no spoilers, No spoilers. I haven't seen sixth cents. Okay,

612
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: let's continue how they're happening. I'm a big fan, like

613
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: that was a good No, it's going to be referenced.

614
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: Just looking for time, I haven't seen sixth sense. We

615
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: were talking about this a little bit before we started

616
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: the pod, and uh, Kyle wasn't wasn't with this yet.

617
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,239
Speaker 1: I was late. I was late day. I'm sorry about that.

618
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: It was a little late today, but that's okay. But

619
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: I was. I where I'm gonna get married. In Mexico,

620
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: they have these. Let me ask, is this cultural appropriation? Okay?

621
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: I want to ask, and I want to know. Usually

622
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: if you have to start a sentence this way, it

623
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: is okay, go ahead, it is or maybe it isn't.

624
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: Don't know. That's why I'm asking. They sell these like

625
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: dope sombreros, okay, and uh they're giant, and they're beautiful,

626
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: hand woven classic, they're nice, good stuff. If I rock,

627
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: that is that cultural appropriation? And hear me out, I

628
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: want a hat like that because I'm in the sun

629
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: a lot and I don't want to immediately look old

630
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: as ship. You know, like you see like older guys

631
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: that have been in the sun for years and you're like,

632
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, that guy is years old, and they're

633
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: like he's really fifty two, and you're like, oh Jesus,

634
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: I don't want that. So a giant sombrero would be handy.

635
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: Is that cultural appropriation? What what else? I mean? I

636
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: guess yeah, I don't know. I mean what else you wear?

637
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: You could have a cowboy hat. You could get one

638
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: of those like San Diego sun hats that all the

639
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: bros wear. No, but that's they're called that. That's uh

640
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: like a that's what they wore in like Vietnam. Those

641
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: giant No no, no, no, not not not to the

642
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: point the like ones that are like just like a

643
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 1: sun hat, like I don't think it has a country

644
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: of origin. Yeah, but what does is a sombrero? I

645
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: I say, personally, I say fuck it, and I think

646
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 1: I would look good into sombrero and I would like

647
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: to honor their heritage by having me rocca sombrero for

648
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: the entire wedding. What's cool to me is that you

649
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: just said I'm gonna say fuck it and honor them

650
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: regardless of what anyone says I'm saying. And I think

651
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: I stand by that. Yeah. That's actually that's all you

652
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: really need to do is ask yourself, why are you

653
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: wearing this sombrero? And if it is to honor them

654
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: truthfully is then no, truthfully is to keep the sun

655
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: off my That's what is truth. Yeah, and it's a

656
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: cultural hat that's in that area where you're getting married.

657
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: The Yeah, I don't know. There's one. There's only one

658
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: reason for a white person to wear a Mexican sombrero,

659
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: and that is to cover up your Indian headdress that

660
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: you're coach and that you're like, somebody gave me a side.

661
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: Let justmorrow this smbrero. Well, I will set the one. Uh.

662
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: I usually have my birthday at my favorite Mexican restaurant,

663
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: Don Cuco, and I just love them to death and

664
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,479
Speaker 1: they're super nice to me over there. And the last

665
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: birthday I went to, they put a sick ass sombrero

666
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: on my head, like, yeah, all decorated nice, and then

667
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: they're like you keep that, and I'm like, no way,

668
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: this is fucking awesome, but yes, way, I will keep

669
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: it for sure, I'll hang it in my house. But

670
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: we went out the rest of the night and you

671
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: can't just pocket some brero. It's fucking huge, right right.

672
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: But what was the worst part of it is we

673
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,439
Speaker 1: went to another birthday party. A little name drop uh

674
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: LP from Run the Jewels has the same birthday as me,

675
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: So we went over to his house party and I'm

676
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: wearing this fucking uh sombrero and who else ends up

677
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: being there but Zach de la Rocha from the fucking

678
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: Rage Against the Machine. So I'm in this party wearing

679
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: a sombrero talking to like the lead singer Rage Against

680
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: the Machine. Yeah, Like, I felt like such a fucking idiot.

681
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: Now there's all these the only pictures I have with

682
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: these people who I look up to so much, I'm

683
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: rocking a sombrero, and I I just feel terrible. Well

684
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: did they give you any kind of side eyes or

685
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: were they just like this guy with his dopass hat.

686
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: This guy seems fun. Yeah, they didn't say anything, but

687
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: I still felt like a fucking idiot. Yeah that might

688
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: just be your insecurities and not at all of them.

689
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: It might they might not have cared at all, you

690
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I will I do. I guess

691
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 1: I see it as like a form of cultural appropriation. Yeah, okay,

692
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: so you're looking back on those pictures saying like, funk,

693
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have worn the sombrero. No, I mean I

694
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: can back, I can talk back, Like I know why

695
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: I was doing it. I wasn't like trying to be insensitive.

696
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: But for sure, what's like, you're for better for worse,

697
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: probably for worse. This is wearing a sombrero as a

698
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,439
Speaker 1: white dude. You're getting lumped in with everyone who does

699
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: not give a fuck, right sure, like Sinco de Mayo,

700
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 1: motherfucker represent that. So like, yeah, maybe you just don't

701
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: wear it because you don't want to be mistaken for

702
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: that or it was one night. It now hangs in

703
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: my home. But yeah, I wouldn't have made the decision

704
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 1: to go out like this is my funny party. Yeah, guys,

705
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: well the entire wedding party. I'm going to gift you

706
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: all a sobrero when you hit in of them, and

707
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: we have to wear it the entire week, and I'm

708
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: going to take all of our wedding pictures in him.

709
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: So please honor my wishes by wearing this sombrero the

710
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: entire week. Thank you. I think when you're, when you

711
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: are where you're the plate. Like, if you're in Mexico

712
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: wearing a sombrero, I feel like you're good. You're good

713
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: to go. If you go to Hawaii, you can throw

714
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: the hang loose in every fucking picture, man, and it's

715
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: all rock the fucking you can rock the lay. You're

716
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: all good, You're you're you're in their space. When in

717
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: Rome con up bras right, right, I mean because I

718
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: think so, I think it's okay to wear I think

719
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: it's okay to wear sombrero while in Mexico, man, I

720
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: think that's fine. I don't. I don't see why there's

721
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: an issue there, because if someone has a problem with it,

722
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: they'll just go no, and you'll go all right here, right, Okay,

723
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: Maybe take a few pictures one one with a take

724
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: with it on and a take with it off or

725
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: something you know, who knows, just for your own just

726
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: because Hey, Twitter, tell us I might stay I might

727
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: stay steadfast with my of all photos in the sombrero room, right,

728
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: but we're not sure yet. Yeah, you don't want to

729
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: do two takes of the wedding on one day. No,

730
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna just do. It's gonna be like

731
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: a one take kind of wedding ceremony. Okay, guys, go

732
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 1: back to one. Back to Chloe also has it. Also,

733
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: they're going to be giant, so like the spacing is

734
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: gonna be all weird of us standing up there. We

735
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: have to like stand like eight feet away from each

736
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: other because he's a dumbass giant sombrero. You know what,

737
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: They're not dumb. That's how they make them. Um, I'm

738
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: getting giant ones, I'm getting extra I'm getting comically large ones.

739
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: There's this thing. They're all purposely giants. Now, I'm like, no,

740
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: wait a minute. If you're getting comically large sombreros, that's

741
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: not the way to go. Like, you need to get

742
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: to fucking dope as legit sombreros. That's not a sumbrero,

743
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: that's that's a lot of brero. Yeah, actually need a

744
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: little less brero today. I'm gonna get the regular mount obrero.

745
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a reg montabrero. They do so real

746
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: classy nice ones there that I think are all gonna

747
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: look good, hand wove and look good. I'm on my boys,

748
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: uh as we're STI are beverages of choice. I mean, look,

749
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: can you not drink like Mexic Like that's like, can

750
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: you not drink tequila? Although Home Girl all ended up

751
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: on that right different, that's that Kendall Kendall Jenner like

752
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 1: made up she was drinking pepsi. Yes, but she's starting

753
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 1: a tequila company and everyone's like, I can't. Oh, it's

754
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: so many have done it before her, Like they're just

755
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: getting on her because I don't know. I'm not in charge. Look,

756
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 1: I've never seen this sex. But that's different because look

757
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: at all four of us probably couldn't even tell you

758
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: what the like significance of a sombrero in their culture

759
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: to keep the sun off their face hot. I'd like

760
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,959
Speaker 1: to think that. But maybe there's different kinds as well,

761
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: Like there's ceremonial stroms and then there's like fieldworker ones

762
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like there's probably different versions of said guarb

763
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: It's not like for sure, for sure there is. It's

764
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: definitely like you can have probably your dress up sombreros

765
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: if you're fortunate enough to be going to those types

766
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: of ceremonies and have that. This will be a wedding sombreros,

767
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: so they'll they'll be pretty classy, you know, And then

768
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: I'll have other sombreros that are more for as Blake said,

769
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: field work. I probably won't have you guys be doing

770
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: any field work the week of the wedding, but that'll

771
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: be more like lounging pool stuff, So there will be

772
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: different sombreros for different I can get us out there

773
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: to pick some grub for you, don't wash it. I

774
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: can't wait to go to Chloe and be like, hey,

775
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: we need a ten tho dollar sombrero budget. I kind

776
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: of promised the guys on the podcast multiple sombreros. They

777
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: look on when you wear them on the back, they

778
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: look real tight, like when you're the band and like

779
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: you're done for the night. You just take the hat

780
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: off hanging Yeah, bro, yeahs are sick. What else is

781
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: fucking dope? Hey? You want to know, I don't know

782
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: if you guys saw me stunting, bro, but check it out.

783
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: What is that plastic watches? That a G show? My

784
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: motherfucking first G shock watch? What up? I've been on

785
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: this since high school. I finally pulled a trigger. Is

786
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: that an old one or is that a new one? Wow?

787
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: Dank brand new G shock is still in the fucking building.

788
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: They got new G shocks. Oh dude, it's a whole thing. Wow.

789
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 1: And you just you found you had that spare eighty

790
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: dollars laying around and you were like, man, I gotta splurge.

791
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: I gotta treat myself. They get kind of expensive. Now,

792
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: no Adams about right, he's in the ballpark, ruin. No.

793
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: But the thing was is like, at least back in

794
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: high school, Kyle, you may be able to like it

795
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: Wasn't there something in high school? That's the last time

796
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: I had a shock watch? Yes, But also we had

797
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: a whole thing going through our high school where I

798
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: think allegedly Navid was like selling bootlegs. This is where

799
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: I got it. Who are boy? Back in the day

800
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 1: he was selling like are you blowing his spot? This

801
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: is it's what is its statute of limitations? Is that

802
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: what it fall? Anyway? Somebody in our high school anyway,

803
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: So he sold these watches and killed a kid. People

804
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: he electrocuted and we all called them g Shock and

805
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 1: then he bought the watch shocked him to death. Yeah,

806
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: there was no he was selling bootlegs. He was selling bootlegs.

807
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: And you could tell because like the G at the

808
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: bottom back in the day, his would be like upside

809
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: down or something, and it's like, oh, ship, Yeah, I

810
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: had a red and gray one of a fake one, Yeah,

811
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: I had. I thought mine was real. I thought it

812
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: was real. I thought he just got him somehow. I

813
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 1: don't know. No, that's not that bizarre. They're super popular, no, dude.

814
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: In our school, they were a status symbol for sure.

815
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: If you had a Shock watch, you were fucking bowling. Well,

816
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: there never were that expensive, I thought. I thought they

817
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: were always fairly reasonable. But for a high school kid,

818
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: that's expensive for sure, dude. Yeah, like when you're coming

819
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 1: up on like an eighty dollar watch, that's a that's

820
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: a big look for a high school I mean, I'm

821
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: eating cold hot dogs out here, brother, I'm just trying

822
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: to live. Man. I had a time X expedition. Uh,

823
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: if you I remember that one pretty outstanding watch in

824
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: the glow capabilities in the glow like grandmother gave me

825
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: a she went to Mexico and got a gold sombrero,

826
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: got a gold Sobrero got a gold rolex, fake Rolex

827
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: and gave it to me. But I was like, I

828
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 1: wasn't even in high school. I was in like fourth grade.

829
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: But then I go to elementary school with this gold Rolex.

830
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 1: So I just got flex and on everybody. But also

831
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: no one cared because they're like, we're true children. I

832
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: do not care, but but I had this. I was

833
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: actually like, man, I wish it like truly turned to green,

834
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: like within a year, and I couldn't wear it after that.

835
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: But I was I was kind of bummed that. I

836
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: was like, as I got older, I'm like, I wish

837
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: I had one of those fake Do they make crazy

838
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: freake Rolexes that are actually expensive but because they look

839
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: so real, Maybe that's what I start doing, maybe because

840
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: I do really like watches but like to drop because

841
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: that get I mean, rolex Is are honestly just like

842
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: the price of it, like a nice car. So you

843
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: can jesus because they start way lower than that. They

844
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: started around seven or eight, and then you work your

845
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: way up. Sure, they started a fairly shitty car to

846
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: a really nice car. What car well used using? And uh,

847
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't see myself going down that road. That does

848
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: seem like a lot of money. So maybe what I

849
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: do is I just get the fake rolex, hit up

850
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: my boyd Navy. We hit up and he gets me

851
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: plugged in with this fake Rolex, and then I'll always

852
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: be fossible. That was so sick. I like saying that now.

853
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: So if I ever buy myself a nice watch in

854
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: the future, everyone's going to be like, yeah, but he

855
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: says it's fake, right right, don't rob him. It's not

856
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: really Blake. I'm pumped that pump for you. I know

857
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: how much that means to you. And then high school

858
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: us like that's fucking yeah, Well I'm proud of Blake.

859
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: Uh because now he'll know the time and he'll be

860
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: like punctual and be like, yeah, yeah, that's fucking Fligo.

861
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: It's like made out of Plexi glass. It's just yeah,

862
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: something plastic problem. That ship's fucking rad Plexi glass wall.

863
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 1: I had to carry around my my digital watch because

864
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell time until I was very old. You

865
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: couldn't read either. What do you mean you couldn't tell time. Hey,

866
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: guys were all coming clean here. Well, you didn't know

867
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: what the hand sit, so you are your dumbest friend

868
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: of course. Oh bro, I've always been my dumbest friend.

869
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: And then I met you guys, and I got so confused, bitch.

870
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: I got so confused because everyone would be like, hoers,

871
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: can you tell the guys to get together? Like I

872
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: was like, what why is everyone looking at me like

873
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: I have any sort of responsibudy? It's because you wore

874
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: polos and ship that is four polos, and you wore khakis,

875
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: and people just assume you had a good business front

876
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: going on. Partner kids would cheat off me in school,

877
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: and then we'd get the tests and then I would

878
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: like because I would see them like looking over my shoulder,

879
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, well, this will be interesting, and

880
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: then I feel like a d or whatever. And then

881
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: they be like what the fuck? The teacher probably had

882
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: to make an announcement like y'all uh cheated off this week,

883
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,959
Speaker 1: didn't you? Everybody cheated? God? But I couldn't tell time

884
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: until like fucking college. What's up? Like the hands of

885
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: a clock? Yeah, you could tell time. You could tell time, bro,

886
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: He just said he couldn't I know, but I'm not

887
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 1: buying it. I kept listen to me. I like skipped

888
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: the whole thing in elementary school and then I just

889
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 1: started carrying around. I had a digital watch that I

890
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: would hang off my belt but on like the clocks

891
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: of the classroom that those things because you had your watch,

892
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: so you didn't give a had my watch, so I

893
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: never it didn't matter because you had the numbers. So bizarre,

894
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: I mean, but to be fair, that like being able

895
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: to tell time is going to be a lost art

896
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: right because you don't have to do anymore because the

897
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: phone phone. Uh. But then like my dad was like,

898
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: not going to be lost, Adam, So what you're doing

899
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: right now? Adam? My dad did because he was like

900
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: what times when I was like I don't know, I

901
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: don't know, and he was like and he was like,

902
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Because I didn't have my watch,

903
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: and I was like frustrate. I was like I don't

904
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: know what it says, and he goes, you don't not

905
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: at tell time? And I was like I just never,

906
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I know the longhand and then he goes okay,

907
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 1: and he like sat me down and like so if

908
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 1: I look at a clock. It takes me so long

909
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: to go okay, like three three forties, three forty seven

910
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, whereas the two or somebody else

911
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: will just look at it me like, oh my god,

912
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: that's wild man's wild. But now you have like a

913
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: nice watch. You wear a nice one. Now I do

914
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: I have a I have a role X and I

915
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: could tell time now baby, Well that's awesome when you

916
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: look at that rolex. Doesn't take you a really long,

917
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: Like you spent a lot of money on this rolex? Yeah,

918
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: is it just jewelry? Are you able to use it

919
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: as a watch? It is nine percent jewelry? Wow? And

920
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: point five percent um just like it's I mean, yeah,

921
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: it's barely a watch. It's barely a watch. You couldn't

922
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 1: you couldn't delegate that at last percent. I was trying

923
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: to know. I was trying to say it was gonna

924
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: be like less than one percent of me using it

925
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: as a watch. But like, what's funny is I? I

926
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: so I gotta Apple Watch two and I have it

927
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 1: on the like the hands face to make me practice

928
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 1: looking at a clock. Yeah, this is cool. We found

929
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: out the title of this podcast is Anders Can't tell time.

930
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: I can't. That's incredible. There's only like two parts to

931
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: telling time too, It's like that there's three. I guess

932
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,919
Speaker 1: the hour. I can't seconds. If you're fortunate enough, Oh

933
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 1: my god, you are so dumb I have I can't

934
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,439
Speaker 1: even I'll go I'll go down the road like the

935
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: months of the year. Oh no, what's wrong with the

936
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: months of the year. I didn't until I was like

937
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: until I was like eighteen. What do you mean, homie?

938
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: This is not this is now you're just having front

939
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: with us, right, I don't know, not be doing this

940
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: for entertainment at all. This is not like why would

941
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: I why would I make this up? Why would I

942
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: want to be done? I was just checking in. I'll

943
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: be softer. Here's here's what I think about about is.

944
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: I think DR's is a really smart person. I also

945
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: think he digs. I think he digs his heels in

946
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: and I bet in elementary school when they were talking

947
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: about time, he was he was definedly and was like,

948
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: fuck you, I'm I'm taking pride and not knowing time.

949
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: That's when I know how to tell time. Oh no,

950
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: I was never stoked I not knowing time? Well, then

951
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: why didn't you just learn because I do not believe

952
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: that you were are this dumb, because I know you

953
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: and I think you're a pretty smart guy. Yeah, so

954
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: what was the stopping point, pride? What stopped you from

955
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: figuring it out? When you were say like, is that

956
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: what you were doing? Just going back to the thing.

957
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: So I'm just a year. We're talking about years of

958
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: like of like I don't know how to wear I

959
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: don't know how to how to tell time. I have

960
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: to wear my little my digital clock on my belt.

961
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: And then everybody else sees that and they know. And

962
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm not going to anybody for help. I'm just living

963
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: with that fact, and I'm okay with that fact, and

964
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: I can't change it. That's what the fuck I'm telling you.

965
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: I got it. I got shiph It sucks. But for

966
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: the months, the months of the year, like February, it

967
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 1: was like I didn't January, February mark, right, that's what

968
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, that was always confusing to me. And

969
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: then as far as after July, the whole um, August, September, October,

970
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: and October, November, like all of that you almost forgotten.

971
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. I swear to god, I know

972
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: but I never knew the order of the so every

973
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: month was like a new surprise to you. They'd be

974
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: like it's October and you're like, what whoa kind of crazy?

975
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: So what happens in October? And they're like, this's when

976
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 1: like football games happened. You're like, ah, say, oh no, no, no, no, no, yeah.

977
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: I didn't like, yeah, it was the whole thing. It

978
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: was a whole thing. Wow, man, I mean, I mean,

979
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: I think we all are dumb. We all are dumbing

980
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: the whole Admittedly we are a very dumb crew in

981
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 1: certain ways. I didn't realize that Ther's ways are pretty

982
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: common knowledge ways. I thought they were different. I mean,

983
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: I can't spell all we ate raw hot dogs, but motherfucker,

984
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: you can't tell time or know what month it is.

985
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, times of concepts. So yeah, that's that song?

986
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: Who sings that? Chicago? Does anyone really know what time

987
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: it is? Is that what we're talking about? Does anybody

988
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: really know what time it is? Yeah? What is that? Yeah?

989
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: That's true? Does anyone really know what time it is? Yes? Yeah?

990
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,439
Speaker 1: And then the next line is does anybody really care

991
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: about time? What are you guys talking about? And that's Chicago.

992
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 1: It's a Chicago song AND's is from Chicago. So he

993
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:46,439
Speaker 1: took he took it. For swimming, you use like a

994
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: giant stop watch clock right on the side. Yes, so

995
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: we had that, but then we also had the digital clock.

996
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: When the digital clock was bumping and we had to

997
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: do like ten, whatever's on, like one, Adam just left

998
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: the chat um, I would be like, okay, cool, it

999
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: like tells you where like when to go it it

1000
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: will beep. But when it was like just a regular

1001
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: sixty second clock, I would be like crunching numbers and

1002
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 1: doing math in my head while I'm swimming, Like I

1003
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: don't know when to fucking go. So I would always

1004
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: go to like the back of the lane and just

1005
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: let somebody else do the counting and ship, and then

1006
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 1: I just go five seconds behind them. Is that why

1007
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: you were fast? Because you didn't know how fast you

1008
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,439
Speaker 1: were going, You're just swimming until your heart exploding. I think,

1009
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: if anything, I could have been faster, if I knew

1010
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: how to tell okay and could go fast and train

1011
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: a little harder. But I always had to let somebody

1012
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: go ahead of me because I would just like get

1013
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: so lost trying to keep track of time. Man, this

1014
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 1: is the only motherfucker who would get lost going swimming

1015
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: straight do you feel meel me? Damn homie Wild learn

1016
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: something new every day and I'm back. I truly thought

1017
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: Adam left because he was so mad, because I have

1018
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: never seen Adam's face so disturbed and angry due to

1019
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: the fact that Audres could not tell time. It was

1020
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: like Adam was doing math, he was getting salt. Yeah, hey,

1021
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 1: Adam has a long division. You have time. That's me

1022
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: and matth you have time. I'm just dumb. Both numbers,

1023
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,959
Speaker 1: you guys, both are like numbers. Yeah, straight up and down.

1024
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: I will say fun numbers. I do hate numbers. Numbers.

1025
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: And also, I was, as I was saying when I,

1026
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: uh my internet went out a second ago, goodbye handwriting.

1027
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: I can't not spell at all. And my handwriting is

1028
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,240
Speaker 1: so fucking bad that, like as a comic, I'm always

1029
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: writing in notebooks, trying to think of new bits and

1030
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: ideas that are like half cooked ideas that you just

1031
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: write something down in. And I've lost a notebook before,

1032
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,760
Speaker 1: and I had my number in the in the notebook

1033
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: and the person called me and I was too embarrassed

1034
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: to go get the notebook because I knew that they

1035
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 1: were going to read my handwriting. I was like, nah,

1036
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: now you keep that. That's all good. But wait, so

1037
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: they didn't know it was you. They just saw the

1038
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: phone number in there. They just saw the phone number

1039
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: and they just called didn't know who it was. And

1040
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, no, it's all good. I

1041
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: don't need that notebook. I kind of wish I had

1042
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: the notebook, but like, can I use that butt chugging bit?

1043
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: You got your jokes back? You just keep somebody hella jokes. Yeah.

1044
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: They're like, that's a lot of butt chugging. Uh every page.

1045
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 1: He's really it's just butt chucking. Question mark what chucking

1046
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: ports around it? Uh? Please work on butt chucking bit.

1047
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: Little Pep talks to myself. So the other day I

1048
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: was butt chugging more butt chug crown work. It would

1049
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: be great if you did see somebody doing your material

1050
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: and you're like, yes, some open mic comic just comes

1051
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: in real hot with just like twenty minutes of new

1052
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: new butt chugging bits, and Lauren Michaels is like, I

1053
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: want him on my show. He's got something different I've

1054
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: never heard of. Was types of but chugging bit, the

1055
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: but chugging guy. I love that your Larry the cable

1056
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: guy get her done. Was but chu, you might need

1057
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: to but but chuck. If you ever not been able

1058
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: to tell ty, have you ever butt chugged hot dog water?

1059
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 1: What do we do with it? We but chug it,

1060
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: We but chug it. What would happen to you if

1061
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: you but chugged hot dog water? Nothing? You'd be totally fine,

1062
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 1: adam have that answer is so quick? Actually nothing. I

1063
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: don't know, dude, I don't know. That's a lot of sodium.

1064
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: You'd probably ship your fucking brains out because it's like

1065
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: an enema. Yeah, you'd probably feel good afterwards, you'd should

1066
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 1: your brains, you'd be so strong. I think the salinity

1067
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: would fuck your butt hole up, dude, what what? What

1068
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: is solidity? The salt? Salinity? The salt dog? You can't

1069
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: make up fake words and I tall smart and f

1070
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: This is science class, It's a science. Science is science.

1071
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: It's a science. It's science chemistry. That is the amount

1072
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: of salt in water that seems real? Yes, and I

1073
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: think that that's blake. Just to finish that real quick,

1074
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: I think that's what an enema is. Is saltwater. So

1075
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: I think that's why you would shut your brains out,

1076
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? I believe so. Well, if we ever

1077
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: do a live podcast, which I think we should someday.

1078
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: I think we should all do a live podcast one

1079
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,479
Speaker 1: we can all get together. I think it'd be really fun.

1080
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: We do a big live podcast event. We gotta but

1081
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 1: chug hot dog flavored water? Hot dog hot dog water,

1082
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: have no flavored water not? Actually yeah, no, I'm I'm out.

1083
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. We'll see you're not. Apologies, apologies,

1084
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: you know what. Then I guess we won't do it

1085
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: because if you're not gonna do it, yea, my apologies,

1086
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: one of us is out, then the rest of us

1087
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: is out. That's okay. I was ready to do it

1088
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: if everyone was in, but I think everybody was ready

1089
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 1: to do it, and then Kyle back out. I'm so sorry, unders.

1090
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 1: I know how much you wanted to do that and

1091
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: how much me betraying that hurt you. I kissed out.

1092
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: And is that because you're a vegan, like you don't

1093
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: want to do it because you're vegan? No, No, it

1094
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with that. I'm just not Can

1095
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: you butt chug? Veggie hot dog water? Are you allowed to?

1096
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: What can I put the hot dog water in? As

1097
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 1: a vegan? Can you but chug hot dog water? I

1098
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: don't think you could. I I don't think so. I

1099
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: don't think you could. That breaking edge. You're putting animal byproduct?

1100
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: Are you vegan? No, I'm a vegetarian vegetarian, But no

1101
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: matter what, we're talking about hot dogs, So it doesn't

1102
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: really matter. I think you're good to go. Yeah, but

1103
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: it's not hot dogs, it's just the water. Yeah, but

1104
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: I would imagine that that is still an animal byproduct.

1105
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: And if you're a strict kind of vegan or vegetarian,

1106
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: you're not putting that in your body. But yeah, but

1107
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 1: it's not it's not in your it's just up your

1108
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: buttle Yeah for me, yes, in your body, inside of

1109
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: your body, but of your body, right, the butthole that's

1110
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: attached to your body and connected to it's one of

1111
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: the if you do a water balloon of hot dog

1112
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 1: water up here right, Wait, hang on, this has nothing,

1113
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: So it's about being in your body. What if you

1114
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: had a pink sock your your asshole came out of

1115
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: your asshole and then we fill that hot dog water

1116
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: so it's outside of your body. Good point. Or you

1117
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: dip the you dip the pink sock in hot dog

1118
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: flavored water. Yes, can we do that? Can we do that?

1119
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that that's still gives at

1120
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: some point stuck back up into your body. And remember

1121
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: this is for the live show. Can we do that

1122
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: for the live show? For the live I'm not doing it.

1123
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm sorry, and I had the butt hole

1124
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: out and everything. I hate to be the guy. It's

1125
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: just you know, that sucks because we were all we

1126
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: were all in. That sucks because we're going to do

1127
01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: a live dog water But you'll think and do That's

1128
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: on you though, Hey fans, if you want to blame

1129
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: anybody for not seeing us live, but chug flavored water

1130
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: is on Kyle and we're sorry about that, but it

1131
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: is what it is. And Kyle, if you want to

1132
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 1: kick us off, if anybody has any apologies or take backs,

1133
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: you gotta take back. Oh man, I have I have.

1134
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: You'll take some back. Would you like to take anything?

1135
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: But I guess I'll take something back. I mean, I

1136
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 1: guess I thought about it for a couple of seconds

1137
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 1: and if my dudes really wanna, you know, put on

1138
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: butt chug show at one of our live podcasts and

1139
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: it's kind of up top. You know, they're they're down

1140
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: with it, and they're down to go. I will go forth,

1141
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: I will go forth, you'll go fourth. So first it

1142
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: will be the three of you'll go like I'll go first,

1143
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: you'll go forth. In line, I will go forth. I'm

1144
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: gonna go last, like you guys are all gonna go first,

1145
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go last. When we do this live

1146
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: on stand, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, I don't know.

1147
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not buying it. I think I would

1148
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 1: be a powerful finish. I think it would be powerful

1149
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: to have a vegetarian because you would have to come

1150
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: over your vegetarian roots. Yes, I think the story of mine,

1151
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to try and thread it throughout and then

1152
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: you know, really take it home. We'll imagine the T

1153
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: shirts we could sell of and a rugaloid are a

1154
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: rugaloid cartoon character that taking a butt chugging hot dog

1155
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: flavored enema. I mean they would fly off the digital shell.

1156
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: Trust me, I'm gonna bring it home. You put me

1157
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: in the fourth position, I'm gonna really bring it home.

1158
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on you saying powerful finish. That's fucking disgusted.

1159
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: I think it's a very tough with it is a

1160
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: powerful I saw this important dude's butt chug hot dog

1161
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: water live, and all I got was this stupid T shirt.

1162
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: We go there, we go. We got the merch. You

1163
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: know what, though, it's got to have a splash on it,

1164
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 1: like those alcatrash shirts that are like ripped with blood.

1165
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: It's got like a butt chug water on it, like splash. Wow,

1166
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun, huge, huge a shark attack

1167
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 1: shirt as a kid that it just said shark attack

1168
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: and they're blood all over it and then like a

1169
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: hole in the side as if a shark bit it. Gang. Yeah,

1170
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: I missed that shirt. You grew out of it? Yeah,

1171
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: I thought that it was real. The first time I

1172
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: saw it. I was I was like, whoa, Like what happened?

1173
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: We've established you're a pretty dumb child. Yeah, I don't that.

1174
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: I had a cool hat that said I hate seagulls

1175
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: and then there was a bunch of like fake poop

1176
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: all over it. That ship was hard. I got that

1177
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:34,439
Speaker 1: Fisherman wharf. How do you not have that m lost

1178
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 1: it in the fire. What fire my mom's fire sale

1179
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: when she sold all my ship. That's the worst ship.

1180
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: I'd like to take back kind of really, And I

1181
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: don't think I was verbalizing my grief when Doris was

1182
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: talking about the uh, you know, not being able to

1183
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 1: tell time, um, and I was given. I was throwing

1184
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: a lot of looks and they were judgmental looks. And

1185
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: I will say that, but Ums, you're not one of

1186
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: my dumbest friends. That would be uh Blake and Kyle

1187
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:13,479
Speaker 1: and yeah, what the funk is that about? I could

1188
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: tell time, and I could I know every month, Oh,

1189
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 1: you know every month? And let's hear the let's hear

1190
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: every month. I know every month. I know every month? Oh,

1191
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: good for you? Okay, is March a month? March is

1192
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 1: a month? Okay, you got that one? Okay, Yeah, I

1193
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: don't know. The other one is November? Is ape a month? Ape?

1194
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 1: Is that a month? November? November? November is very real.

1195
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: But I'd like to take that back us, um for

1196
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 1: for throwing you shade. You were just a little kid

1197
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: having trouble with um, you know, kind of basic things

1198
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: that kids that kids like. He wasn't a little kid, dude.

1199
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: When you left the conversation, he admitted that this was

1200
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: in college, he was swimming, he still couldn't tell time.

1201
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: It was really sad. That is sad, And I'm glad

1202
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: you've you've overcome that. And I'm glad that you have

1203
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: a piece of jewelry that you wear that you are

1204
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: able to now look at and and work on your

1205
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: your time telling skills. By the way, Uh, it's like

1206
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 1: a GMC or whatever, so it tells like three different

1207
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,080
Speaker 1: time zones and it's just a it's a ship chat.

1208
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 1: I mean you you really, I don't even wind it.

1209
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 1: I do love. I don't I do love when I'm winding,

1210
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what am I doing? I'm sure am

1211
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:29,320
Speaker 1: I even doing? It doesn't matter. It's just supposed to

1212
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 1: be creating. Oh my god, it's an investment. Blake Kyle

1213
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: any take back, sypologies, epics slams. What's going on here?

1214
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I mean I actually want to compliment

1215
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:44,000
Speaker 1: there's for being forthright with his with his inabilities to

1216
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: tell time when he was a child and all that.

1217
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: I thought, that's cool. Window disability. It's a disability, not

1218
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 1: an inability. I love that. Yes, your disability. It was

1219
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: it was really um, you know, nice to hear that, man.

1220
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 1: Thanks for opening up. That was great. Now I understand

1221
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 1: why you've been buds with us more and more each time.

1222
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: You know, you guys knew how to tell time. And

1223
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: I was like, let's stick with these guys. Yeah, we

1224
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: made you feel you know, we're so all in our

1225
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: own special ways. And and I always kind of thought

1226
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: Dirves was kind of the smart one of the crew.

1227
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: And it's nice to know that he's just as big

1228
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: of an Indian as the rest of us. Thank you, Yeah, yeah,

1229
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: And can I say thank you to you guys? You

1230
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: could say what thank you? Can I say thank you

1231
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 1: to you guys? Yeah? Thank you? You may say thank you.

1232
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: I got a lot of short comings, and uh, when

1233
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm with you guys, I feel like I'm coming along

1234
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 1: sixty nine. Thank you, and I would like to thank you.

1235
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 1: I would like to compliment Kyle and Adam, my brothers

1236
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: in raw hot dogs. Yeah, your hot dogs and time telling.

1237
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: I can't wait to butt chuck on stage with you guys.

1238
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: It's time to eat some hot dogs. It'll be an

1239
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: honor to share a stage and but hot dog flagor

1240
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: flavor and Walter with you. You're going first, but oh

1241
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: I'll be the freaking out the gate dot and you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be wearing a sombrero while we do it back.

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01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm down. Well wait, so that's when you're Is it

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01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: like it's like refrigerator cold? Yes? Yes, yes, it's a

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01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: refrigerator called it could be sitting out maybe the stack

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01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: of hot dog meats sat out in the sun for

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01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 1: a little bit. Do you rinse it off first? We don't.

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01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: We established we don't rinse man eat it with that

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01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 1: wet We don't wet juice, wet juice, that wet. Yeah,

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01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: it's just salty deliciousness, y'all. Put the wet wet on it. Yeah,

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01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,160
Speaker 1: we eat it with the full salinity. I like how

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01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: it started off with DR's being very judgmental of all

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01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,560
Speaker 1: of us loving cold hot dogs at our youth, and

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01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: then we found out that he couldn't tell time till

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01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,800
Speaker 1: he was twenty five years old. Yep, there is a

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01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 1: lesson here. Get this straight. Let me get this straight.

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Speaker 1: If you told me you only had raw hot dogs

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01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: available to you, I'd go, God, that's tragic, that's whatever,

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01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:10,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But you had other options so I'm judging.

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Speaker 1: You know, man, I couldn't tell time. It's not like

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01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 1: I could tell time and didn't other options. I told

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01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,120
Speaker 1: you guys, I knew how to tell time, but I

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01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 1: refused to look at clocks. Please explain to me what

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01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 1: other options to what options Kyle had? Dog? What options

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01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 1: did Kyle have? What other options? What was in my

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01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 1: fris witch? I know y'all had triscuits at the house.

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Speaker 1: I know you had. I've been to your house. That's

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Speaker 1: a white family. Was no chicken in the biscuits? Do

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01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 1: you'all remember chicken in a biscuits? Chicken chicken in a biscuit?

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Speaker 1: That was some white people. Cracker ship that was some good.

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01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: What was that like Jimmy Deane's or what? No crackers? No,

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01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: it's like a Ritz cracker sprinkled with like chicken flavoring.

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Speaker 1: It was gnarly. What it's good. Treat yourself next time,

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01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,719
Speaker 1: buy a box for the family. It's a Ritz cracker

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01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:07,160
Speaker 1: that had chicken flavoring on it. It's a little different

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01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:09,760
Speaker 1: than Ritz. But yes, so it wasn't a Ritz brand. No,

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01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:13,839
Speaker 1: I'm okay, Nabisco, I believe. And it was called chicken

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01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 1: in a biscuit. Yes, it's very good. Damn we were.

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01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 1: We were a club family, the Nabisco Club all the way.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, you gotta reach upward, you know, you gotta

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01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: go for it. This was down in dirty. Maybe it's

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01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 1: Adam and I's Iowa background. It might be it might

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01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 1: be our Iowa background and uh. And this was a

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01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 1: pretty important Raw Hot Dots episode of of what this

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01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 1: is important important, and it was. Yeah,