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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after It's my Strawberry letter forward today the

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Speaker 1: subject how often should you get a massage? That's a question,

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Speaker 1: how often should you get a massage? All right? Right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got now? You ain't married? Huh you ain't married.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like everyone ain't married. Watch me work running cat. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how are you doing? Brian?

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Speaker 1: My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today?

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Speaker 1: You got a minute? Yeah? Okay, listen, um you're you're

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Speaker 1: Brian um ran right, you're married to uh althea Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's me. That's my wife's Yeah, okay, I got

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Speaker 1: a question for you. Hello. Have you guys been married?

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Speaker 1: Going on nine years now? We've been married a little now?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? My name is Daniel. Were you um?

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Speaker 1: Were you guys married a Greater New Missionary Baptist church?

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Speaker 1: Uh in the Sea? Yeah? Yeah, yep, yep, defin that church?

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Speaker 1: Yea yea yeah, that's right. Why what's going on? What's

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Speaker 1: asked me on these questions? Okay? Do you remember the

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Speaker 1: minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony. Yeah, uh, Reverend right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got the right person. I wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: I had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's here's

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Speaker 1: what's going on. We've just come up with a new

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Speaker 1: discovery a lot of information that Reverend none of his

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Speaker 1: credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a minister

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Speaker 1: at all, he never was a minister, and every single

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Speaker 1: wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void.

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Speaker 1: So and I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

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Speaker 1: but you and Alphea, even though you think you've been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years, you guys are not married. No, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, not that you gotta have the wrong person,

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Speaker 1: because then that then we got we got married by

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Speaker 1: nine years ago. And what I'm telling you is he

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Speaker 1: he never was ordained. He's never been an ordained minister.

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Speaker 1: He's not a minister at all. So when he performed

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Speaker 1: this ceremony, you're a wedding ceremony, he had no right

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Speaker 1: to be doing that. You guys are not are not married.

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Speaker 1: You know you guys have been living in sin for

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Speaker 1: nine years. Hold on, hold, hold on that. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something I ain't been living. Man and my

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Speaker 1: wife we have been married for nine years. And that

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Speaker 1: man he's a preacher. I'm telling he's a preacher Lance

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Speaker 1: Sunday Sir. As of today, he is. He has no

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Speaker 1: right to be in anybody's pulpit. He has no right

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Speaker 1: to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter

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Speaker 1: what it is, christenings for children. He's not allowed to

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Speaker 1: do that. And we have officially stopped him from doing

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Speaker 1: anything serving under as being a pastor or a minister.

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Speaker 1: We have stopped that. But what I want you to

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Speaker 1: know is that you have been living in sin and

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Speaker 1: you don't you get that. We want to try and

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Speaker 1: get you guys married as soon as possible, so you're

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Speaker 1: not living in sin. Oh no, Doc, I have been

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Speaker 1: living in those sins. I have been married for nine years.

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Speaker 1: This woman ship been taking care of me and my

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Speaker 1: kids for the past nine Wait. Wait a minute, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. You guys have children. Yeah, yeah, we got

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Speaker 1: to two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids

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Speaker 1: are bastards, Stafford. Let me tell you something. My kids ain't,

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Speaker 1: no bastard, what about your kids? Your kids on basthoods No, sir,

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Speaker 1: my kid my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids

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Speaker 1: have been born out of wedlocks. I'm telling you that

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Speaker 1: man did my service, and he is a preacher. He's

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Speaker 1: a man after God's own heart himself. He hasn't done

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Speaker 1: ever saying that that he comes for me and my family.

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Speaker 1: He is a preacher. So I don't I know it's

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Speaker 1: hard for you to to to swallow the truth, but

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Speaker 1: I want you to know, and I need you to

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Speaker 1: be able to tell Alfia that you guys are not

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Speaker 1: married and not as of right now. Now now, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I at a herd of hunt. Now back in

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Speaker 1: the olden days, but before all these all these colleges

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Speaker 1: men making old days, that they weren't no preachers, that

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Speaker 1: they weren't meant men after the clough? Is that what

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Speaker 1: you're saying to me? Uh? What what? What are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you? What are you? What are you getting at? Sir?

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Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is back in the older day,

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Speaker 1: preachers got these days that man now he was from

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Speaker 1: back then, and God called them and that's what they

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Speaker 1: back then, they did the same thing to day. You

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Speaker 1: you're a preacher. You don't need no lights to say

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Speaker 1: for nine years. My kids have been born and wed locks.

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Speaker 1: We were married. We were married. I read my friends

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Speaker 1: and family, they was all there, sir. The bottom line

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Speaker 1: is that that you have been living in sin because

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Speaker 1: last nine years. And your kids, I hate to say it,

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Speaker 1: your kids are bastards. Now o. Now I've told you,

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Speaker 1: don't say nothing else about my kids said, I ain't

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Speaker 1: no cuss up. But don't push me. My kids ain't

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Speaker 1: no bassard. You understand me. You don't get me up, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you the truth and try to

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Speaker 1: get you in here and get you married so you

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Speaker 1: will not be living in sin any more than what

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Speaker 1: you are. I'm living in those sins. Look now, you

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Speaker 1: don't make me whoop your a s s you understand

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Speaker 1: me and my wife we are been married for nine years.

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Speaker 1: Don't shoot up here a coll me talking about the

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Speaker 1: We ain't mad that that man. Ain't you understand? I

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Speaker 1: get out of my phone? You that's my life. Those

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Speaker 1: are my kids. They have been born in red locks.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand, sir? So? I just wanted to call

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Speaker 1: and give you the information so that you could probably

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Speaker 1: stopped living in sin. That's all I wanted to do.

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Speaker 1: I ain't even a known saying that's what I just

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Speaker 1: told you. You ain't hear me. I ain't living a

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Speaker 1: no sin. Maybe you're the one that's living up some sin. Now.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing el said to me that man

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Speaker 1: if that's nine years ago, they get you as on

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Speaker 1: my phone. So I so, I have one more thing,

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Speaker 1: one more thing I'd like to say. You ain't done

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Speaker 1: nothing else to say to me? You ain't get though

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Speaker 1: a SF off my d a M phone. Now, do

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Speaker 1: you understand me? I ain't got time for this, sir?

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Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? What you gotta say

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Speaker 1: to me? Now? So? I just wanted to let you

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Speaker 1: know that this is nephew tim me from the Steve

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Speaker 1: womp In Morning Show. Your wife and how feel got

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Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you? Uh man, oh lord,

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Speaker 1: it down here? Uh do here? I almost went in

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Speaker 1: on you down. You all gonna let me go down? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna good at this. You say, put you up

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Speaker 1: to this? Got me to prank you man while man,

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Speaker 1: oh man, hey man, you all right with me? Brother?

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Speaker 1: I got to ask you stuff man, what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lands,

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Speaker 1: Steve on the show Man You're stupid? Get him, Steve,

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Speaker 1: because it's you know, you know something you now, come on.

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Speaker 1: You know some pastors ain't really past us, you know,

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Speaker 1: but they'd be marrying people. You know, that be going.

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Speaker 1: That happens a lot. You know. They just then called

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Speaker 1: themselves and minister and they are minister and that's not

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Speaker 1: high spoil. It works nine in. You know you gotta

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Speaker 1: you know, you gotta shake your folks up every nine

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Speaker 1: and I just still shake up. That's how it is. Okay,

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Speaker 1: keep on, This is franking. This is planking at his best.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're the king out it right? Every nine in.

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Speaker 1: You got to shake some folks up. I got a

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Speaker 1: new little list I'm working on and we're going forward.

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Speaker 1: Who is it? You ain't even ask me? Already asked.

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Speaker 1: I love that you knew he was gonna say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right. Listen. Coming up next, it is

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Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning

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