Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sexy and it's just skin and I'm
Speaker 1: going to show my husband beater. You see what I
Speaker 1: did there?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Because I love women? You do?
Speaker 3: You hate women? You always like talk about it when
Speaker 3: the canvas off. Did you get that?
Speaker 2: Are you filming it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 1: Well it's my husband beater, because it's weird to say
Speaker 1: the other one.
Speaker 2: What's the other one?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking hit you, bitch. Welcome to this Oh wait, whatever,
Speaker 3: fuck you. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in Orcom. Today,
Speaker 3: Drew is going to apologize for beginning of the last
Speaker 3: episode by proclaiming his hate for women.
Speaker 1: That was they did that I did. It was obviously
Speaker 1: so edited. They were like jumps and ship and I'm.
Speaker 3: Glad you could admit that it's not edited. Insert that clip,
Speaker 3: okay on it, that's not edited.
Speaker 2: It's real.
Speaker 3: I just got the idea of like you saying like
Speaker 3: that was edited, and then like us having to like
Speaker 3: find it like that wasn't edited. Well, I'm back. I'm
Speaker 3: back from Paris. Guys. My life is a movie. I
Speaker 3: actually have to get on another flight tomorrow because my
Speaker 3: life is a fucking movie's busy. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 3: just so much. And like, I know everybody's concerned about
Speaker 3: me because they're like, and yeah, you you just work
Speaker 3: so hard. You work harder than any person I know.
Speaker 3: I know that I am in distress, but I will
Speaker 3: make it. I will come out on the other end. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think me and Ky are going to unionize against
Speaker 1: you workers, right.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I have to text my fucking lawyer since
Speaker 3: you want to threaten me on camera, because like, you're
Speaker 3: not going to do that. You're not going to do
Speaker 3: that and get away with that.
Speaker 1: Wait what there was something I saw, oh Azalea Banks
Speaker 1: Alana del Rey beef when Azalea was like, oh hold on,
Speaker 1: it took me a minute to get back to tweeting
Speaker 1: you or some shit like that because I was like
Speaker 1: on the phone with my lawyer because you threatened me.
Speaker 1: And then Lana tweeted back and said, that wasn't a threat,
Speaker 1: it's a promise, bitch. Literally, I was the best ever.
Speaker 3: And then there was fuck. There was I think tweets
Speaker 3: between Demi and Nikki that I have to find that
Speaker 3: literally were like insane and someone was like, this is real,
Speaker 3: like look it up.
Speaker 1: But Demi, we always bring this up when Demmy's brought up.
Speaker 1: But the tweets on nine to eleven about putting an
Speaker 1: airline on blast will actually forever be one of like
Speaker 1: the top fifty funniest things to ever happen. On the end,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like easily, like then apologizing right after.
Speaker 3: Fuck, dude, I'm never gonna find it. It's oh no,
Speaker 3: I can't find it. Fuck Or maybe it wasn't Demi
Speaker 3: and Nikki, but it's literally like it was just them
Speaker 3: going back and forth on Twitter. I have to find it.
Speaker 3: It's like I saw a TikTok of the tweet, which is.
Speaker 1: Why I bring that up. If you don't have the receipts,
Speaker 1: cis because I'm sitting here in silence waiting for it.
Speaker 1: I'll wait, no, wait, I wait.
Speaker 3: Well how about this?
Speaker 1: Wait I'll wait noted t frog moji, Oh emoji, frog emoji,
Speaker 1: the frog sipping the te Oh that was the thing.
Speaker 3: Is that emoji still around here? That they fucking knew
Speaker 3: it because of how awfully.
Speaker 2: It started around?
Speaker 1: And then also the notepad you just tweet the notepad noted.
Speaker 3: I missed Twitter, but like I couldn't. It's just not
Speaker 3: for me. You know what I do enjoy though, is
Speaker 3: that like TikTok, it feels like I the child or
Speaker 3: like the parent of divorce and like my like ex
Speaker 3: is sending me pictures of our daughter, like and that's
Speaker 3: how I feel about Twitter, is that, like I don't
Speaker 3: get visiting rights to my daughter, but my husband, who
Speaker 3: is TikTok, will show me some of her best moments
Speaker 3: so I don't have to deal with all the problems
Speaker 3: of like taking care of a child. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we were in the trenches of stand Twitter,
Speaker 1: like on our side accounts, those bitches were fucking lit,
Speaker 1: Like that was lit as fuck.
Speaker 3: You, comparing it to be in the trenches of war,
Speaker 3: and like Twitter is war, like it literally is the
Speaker 3: scariest place on earth. It is. I don't like it's
Speaker 3: the only and I will always say it's the only
Speaker 3: platform where it was normal for someone to basically knock
Speaker 3: on your front door and be like you are fucking
Speaker 3: ugly and I want you to kill yourself. And there
Speaker 3: was just a whole tab dedicated to that, Like there's
Speaker 3: just a whole tab where like I could not miss
Speaker 3: if somebody wanted to be evil to me. They could
Speaker 3: just say it to me and like it doesn't get
Speaker 3: buried under a million other comments. It's literally like you
Speaker 3: go to your mentions and it's just there. But I
Speaker 3: do have to say I think in my past life,
Speaker 3: I think I was suffering from famish or something.
Speaker 1: There is no literally that that's like like the vibes
Speaker 1: are off today, Like no, you're the vibes are not off.
Speaker 1: You're just on your age.
Speaker 3: But I feel like because there's some people. Okay, first
Speaker 3: of all, if you're a freak who naturally wakes up
Speaker 3: at five am, like that is not something to brag about,
Speaker 3: Like you are like neurologically wired in a way that
Speaker 3: makes me fearful. Yeah, it's like you and your past life,
Speaker 3: you were a murderer. You were like running away from
Speaker 3: the police. Like I don't trust you, Like you're really
Speaker 3: scary because why why is your genetic code telling you
Speaker 3: to wake up with the crack of dawn. It's because
Speaker 3: you have to leave from where you're hiding, because you're
Speaker 3: on the fucking run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the lions are going to get Like did
Speaker 1: lions eat humans in the olden days? Someone fucking said that.
Speaker 1: I look like an extra to the movie Year One.
Speaker 1: Do you know the movie Year one? Do you know
Speaker 1: the movie Year one?
Speaker 2: Is that the comedy one? Yeah? Where Jack It takes
Speaker 2: place in like Caveman.
Speaker 1: Yes. Someone literally was like, you look like an extra
Speaker 1: in Year one, and I was like, I thought I
Speaker 1: was over like my appearance and like thinking I'm like
Speaker 1: ugly and disgusting. That triggered something inside of me that
Speaker 1: like is like that did irreparable damage, like I will
Speaker 1: never recover fully from that saying that to me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have to watch this because Michael Sarah and
Speaker 3: Jack Black, are you fucking kidding me? How have I
Speaker 3: never seen.
Speaker 1: This kind of shitty? But it's also like shitty funny.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like Kieran Knightley in that too or something.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, like James Franco.
Speaker 3: It was it was like, who is Kiaranikely? Is that
Speaker 3: the girl from a Game of Thrones?
Speaker 2: No, she's from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. That's a lie,
Speaker 1: I don't I just like I have been saying ship
Speaker 1: in line?
Speaker 3: Is that too? Zoomed in? No?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's off center.
Speaker 3: But the reason I was saying is I feel like
Speaker 3: in the past life I suffered from a famish is
Speaker 3: because that's little too drained. Like no matter how much
Speaker 3: like nourishment and like feeding and stuff, I get like
Speaker 3: I am always like slow and sad and drained. So
Speaker 3: I think I'm just like in my genetic code, I
Speaker 3: was suffering.
Speaker 1: Juno Temple, what I feel, Juna Temple.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just saying names, Juna Temple.
Speaker 1: I love David Kross.
Speaker 3: No, who is Juna Temple?
Speaker 1: Juno the It Girl, the girl of two thousand and four.
Speaker 3: I don't know who this is.
Speaker 1: She's five to two. She's from the United Kingdom.
Speaker 3: Oh that's why.
Speaker 1: Notes on a scandal atonement, The Three Musketeers.
Speaker 3: Okay, the three Musketeers. Now you got my ear? Now
Speaker 3: I got my ear?
Speaker 1: Ringing she was a malficent. People who were born in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety are like thirty years old. Let that sink in. Okay,
Speaker 1: just like I just saw nineteen eighty nine, and she's
Speaker 1: thirty three.
Speaker 3: People who are born in nineteen eighty are approaching forty
Speaker 3: or no, they're already forty. Cool fucking takes from these
Speaker 3: two people. How about this? I said, how are we
Speaker 3: still fighting disease?
Speaker 1: Diseasy the newest rapper disease fashion collection? Why was Kanye
Speaker 1: West your fashion collection Disease season nine? Because it was
Speaker 1: full of disease. Actually, I will say with everything Kanye
Speaker 1: West has been saying going on recently, he's a psycho
Speaker 1: and a tweak, but his new collection ate down. Like
Speaker 1: those silhouettes.
Speaker 3: You really like those shirts? Huh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The White Lives, Yeah, dude, I saw those and I
Speaker 4: was like, I know, some fucking obnoxious freak who I'm
Speaker 4: gonna have to murder is gonna buy it because it's
Speaker 4: like it's funny.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna have to push them off the fucking cliff,
Speaker 3: Like bitch, you should, yeah, be like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I love you. I love your minds, Like I want
Speaker 3: to pick your brain. We should go on a trip together.
Speaker 3: And then I kill them and just remember them and
Speaker 3: leave them.
Speaker 1: Way you see the world.
Speaker 2: I mean taking out of my cart right now?
Speaker 1: Is he selling those?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 3: I mean that's like he better or not?
Speaker 1: Who put me on?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna step in. I'm gonna stop him.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call him? Should I call?
Speaker 1: I was saying that the other day, like, if Kanye
Speaker 1: doesn't stop, Andy's gonna have to stop.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call him.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to step in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, how are we still fighting diseases? But
Speaker 3: we get a new iPhone every year? Let that sink in, Like,
Speaker 3: how am I getting?
Speaker 1: How are we at your iPhone? I know it, like
Speaker 1: the camera iPhone fourteen sucks? Dick.
Speaker 3: You can't say that because if someone from Apple is
Speaker 3: watching and would like to send me another home pop,
Speaker 3: I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Did you get sent that home pod?
Speaker 3: No, I've never given anything.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? Why didn't I know that?
Speaker 3: But yeah, the new iPhone fucking sucks? But genuinely, how
Speaker 3: are we getting new iPhones every year? But like we
Speaker 3: don't have like cures for like almost.
Speaker 1: The real answer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the next one.
Speaker 3: You know what we were saying while we were getting
Speaker 3: ready and like it literally sometimes when Drew talks, it
Speaker 3: sounds like he's trying to catch me in believing something
Speaker 3: he just made up so that he can make fun
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, this is just like simple
Speaker 1: quantum physics, babes. Actually it's not even quantum physics. It's
Speaker 1: just I saw this fucking video last night of this
Speaker 1: dude that said, if you put an apple inside of
Speaker 1: a steel box that no particles can escape, no energy
Speaker 1: can escape, it'll basically run through all the cycles of
Speaker 1: possible matter, which is like ten million to the twenty
Speaker 1: fourth to the twenty fourth power or some shit like that,
Speaker 1: which is like borderline infinite, but it's not infinite. So
Speaker 1: if you've watched the cube on the inside long enough,
Speaker 1: you will see every phase of matter happen, because like,
Speaker 1: if time is truly infinite, nothing is impossible. You can, like,
Speaker 1: if you put that apple in there, after ten years,
Speaker 1: it'll be rotted and disgusting. After a thousand years, it'll
Speaker 1: be like just matter. Then that matter will heat up
Speaker 1: to like ten million degrees or some shit like that,
Speaker 1: and then it'll start phasing into different forms of matter.
Speaker 1: And then eventually, some time down the line, it could
Speaker 1: be fifty billion years, ten trillion years from now, it'll
Speaker 1: you could look inside the box and it will be
Speaker 1: an apple again, a whole apple.
Speaker 2: And that's why we have diseases. Yeah, and the new
Speaker 2: we have new iPhones.
Speaker 1: No, the big pharma wants to keep us sick literally
Speaker 1: un ironically.
Speaker 3: I believe, why do I give a fuck about what
Speaker 3: Apple is going to be doing in ten thousand?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Really Like it's just a fun it's just a fun thought,
Speaker 1: fun theory. But I truly believe nothing is real anymore.
Speaker 1: Like I actually I'm like, I'm back on that bullshit
Speaker 1: where I'm like, okay, like something fishy is going on,
Speaker 1: the world is magic. And wait that one song by
Speaker 1: Casey Musgraves.
Speaker 6: Oh what.
Speaker 3: Don't want to leave? Okay?
Speaker 1: Really too good to ficture?
Speaker 3: What? And then nays you didn't dude, that's all used
Speaker 3: to make me cry my fucking ass.
Speaker 1: We have been listening to like.
Speaker 3: Music, had to give us.
Speaker 1: Music on repeat for the last like three days, like biking,
Speaker 1: what's that Michael Jackson song the.
Speaker 3: One I've been Oh love Never felt so.
Speaker 1: Lod Love Never felt so good is not the justin
Speaker 1: Timberlake version, Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: It's fucked up dance, Like why did he have to
Speaker 3: do that?
Speaker 1: You have to ruin a master dance like that?
Speaker 3: He was at the at the mic like dance like
Speaker 3: he like jolted towards it when he said that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Biking by Frank's Ocean is top ten song
Speaker 1: all time, but I don't know what the what the
Speaker 1: fuck he's saying? Like, really, I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's still a song. Dude doesn't know the lyrics too, I.
Speaker 1: Know, I like I we listened to it like fifteen
Speaker 1: times and I was trying my hardest to remember the lyrics.
Speaker 3: I just know when the Tyler's verse. Yeah, but you
Speaker 3: just don't know Frank's I know. Do you know what
Speaker 3: jay Z says at the beginning?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, but it's like also, I have to hear
Speaker 1: the song to know what they're saying because my brain
Speaker 1: only works three seconds ahead of time into the few,
Speaker 1: Like I can't think much further into the future than
Speaker 1: three seconds, So I literally can't understand what the song
Speaker 1: is until i'm hearing it.
Speaker 2: If that makes sense.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm begging.
Speaker 5: I'm backing back and slow MOREO.
Speaker 3: That song is so fucking good, you.
Speaker 1: Know, impossible.
Speaker 3: You know how I said that York's new album like
Speaker 3: that was it like like uh, somebody's or No, I
Speaker 3: didn't make that joke. Someone else was like, we hit it,
Speaker 3: we we hit the end of music, like we got
Speaker 3: to the end of it. No, twenty four care Magic,
Speaker 3: the album by Bruno mars We also got the end
Speaker 3: and pit like peak of music, Like, did.
Speaker 1: You know Bruno Mars is three to two? He's three
Speaker 1: foot two, he's three feet tall, yes, and he stands
Speaker 1: on a little fucking pile of pillows every time he performs.
Speaker 3: But what if the pillows fall?
Speaker 1: They're green screen so you can't see them. No, he's
Speaker 1: he's on like a little thing floating above the stage.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they have him on a harness and they
Speaker 3: green screen. They render out the strings that are like
Speaker 3: floating him around, and they add legs. We got the
Speaker 3: Bruno marskin on Fortnite and me, Josie and Drew have
Speaker 3: been playing all as Bruno Mars. I literally loved that
Speaker 3: album so fucking much like I went through like a
Speaker 3: really crazy Bruno marsies. I think with every single artist
Speaker 3: I have went through an intense phase where that was
Speaker 3: the only person I would listen to.
Speaker 1: I still remember your Gucci main arc.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1: What was the what's that one song? Bug?
Speaker 3: My hand on the telling last to the judge with
Speaker 3: my hand on the Bible And I love why folks,
Speaker 3: I love that line.
Speaker 2: Was he.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was on that.
Speaker 1: I love that song.
Speaker 3: But also I just want it to be known that
Speaker 3: I don't think I can ever go to Paris again
Speaker 3: other than fashion weeks because I get yelled there at
Speaker 3: there to like in extreme right every single day I
Speaker 3: am attacked and I don't know what it is about
Speaker 3: my person. I don't know, Like I don't know what
Speaker 3: about me is so unwelcoming that I am being like,
Speaker 3: why get out of your own water bib.
Speaker 1: It hasn't been watered in like literally months.
Speaker 3: It's like yeah, but like you're you're wasting my water supply.
Speaker 3: What if we got fucking like oh oh.
Speaker 1: Oh great great, Like why did that happen just now?
Speaker 3: You were so fucking set.
Speaker 1: It's fucking ruined. It leaked all over the place.
Speaker 3: By the way, we are not taking care of these things.
Speaker 1: I know we could have auctioned those off for like
Speaker 1: cancer research in like twenty years and probably made like
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars on them, and we're like twenty they're
Speaker 1: like done.
Speaker 3: But I get yelled at all the time in Paris,
Speaker 3: I was walking around alone, like also, it's at this
Speaker 3: point it's like ten forty am like it's not like
Speaker 3: it's I'm walking around at night alone and I had
Speaker 3: headphones on and I had just like cut my finger.
Speaker 3: And I'm only mentioning this because I'm wondering if this
Speaker 3: is why this man felt enticed to like be a
Speaker 3: freak to me. But I pick up my fingers when
Speaker 3: I'm walking alone, and I had like picked too much skin,
Speaker 3: and I was bleeding really bad, so I had my
Speaker 3: like pinky in my mouth and I was walking and
Speaker 3: listening to music. Wasn't even looking at my phone. I
Speaker 3: was just fucking walking around and this man came up
Speaker 3: to me and was like, I don't knock everything over.
Speaker 3: He came out to me and he was like.
Speaker 6: Walked away, like he didn't say a word, and I
Speaker 6: was so scared, Like I was like so terrified, and
Speaker 6: I was like, I know he's not asking me for the.
Speaker 3: Time, so I don't know what this is about. But
Speaker 3: it scared me so much. And he was wearing so
Speaker 3: many layers, and I was like, Okay, he's gonna blow
Speaker 3: me up or something like he's literally like he's gonna
Speaker 3: fucking shoot me. But then I was like, okay, I'm
Speaker 3: not in the US, Like I don't have to worry
Speaker 3: about being shot like that. But he did that, and
Speaker 3: I was so scared that I just like kept walking
Speaker 3: because I was like, he's like something about the layers
Speaker 3: was like really scaring me. And then I like turned
Speaker 3: around and he was just gone, like he literally had
Speaker 3: evaporated and like went around the corner or something and
Speaker 3: like ran away, and I just like walked so fucking
Speaker 3: fast down the street because it was a street where
Speaker 3: it was only us, and I was like, I am
Speaker 3: not dying in this random fucking alleyway, and I just
Speaker 3: like basically like ran. And then another man while I
Speaker 3: was waiting for my uber, I was like looking around me,
Speaker 3: and I like kind of caught eye contact with this
Speaker 3: man and then he just like stopped and stared at me,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god. And then I
Speaker 3: like looked the other way, and I looked back at
Speaker 3: my phone, and he started walking towards me. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: my fucking god. And then I like looked and now
Speaker 3: he's this close and he was just staring at me,
Speaker 3: and I was like and I just like turned my
Speaker 3: body and kind of started walking, but I didn't want
Speaker 3: to walk too far because I was waiting for my
Speaker 3: uber and then like I stopped again and I looked
Speaker 3: at him and he was still staring at me, and
Speaker 3: then like I just would not give him eye contact.
Speaker 3: I just kind of kept like looking like past him.
Speaker 3: And then after like a minute and a half, he
Speaker 3: just like walked away.
Speaker 1: If I was there, I would have protected you.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I would have beat his fucking ass. I would have
Speaker 1: beat him up. No one looks at my girl, No
Speaker 1: one looks.
Speaker 3: Well, what if when he ripped off all the layers
Speaker 3: it turned out he was Harry Styles and he was
Speaker 3: just nervous. You go, okay, no, because now he can't
Speaker 3: do that. You can't do that. What if it was
Speaker 3: Oscar Isaac, I.
Speaker 1: Would have fucked him right then and there.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and then that doesn't add all the times
Speaker 3: I got yelled at in stores.
Speaker 1: Well, you were stealing, But like, is that any.
Speaker 3: Reason to raise your voice at me?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: It was mom and pop shops. There was failing mom
Speaker 1: and pop shops, and and you stole thousands and dollars
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars worth.
Speaker 3: Of good But okay, it's like y'all think it's okay
Speaker 3: to target like big friends like.
Speaker 1: They built it over years and years in years, like
Speaker 1: don't steal from them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like there's just so many
Speaker 3: people targeting Walmart that I feel like I gotta get down,
Speaker 3: Like I gotta start doing some ground work.
Speaker 1: Yes, and like destroying honestly, like charity work, because you're
Speaker 1: making them vigilant that you're making them more like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm getting them on their toes. They're feeling too safe
Speaker 3: and comfortable in their community that they've built. So I
Speaker 3: just make sure I fly into these cities and I
Speaker 3: take what I see as mine.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, technically everything on earth is ours. What
Speaker 1: do you mean just I can have anything I want?
Speaker 3: Oh, Like, it's like but why technically? Why is that
Speaker 3: technically a thing?
Speaker 1: I don't have to explain.
Speaker 3: My mean, Okay, but the last yelling at me story
Speaker 3: or but this one actually I got yelled at, Like
Speaker 3: there's so many more, but this one was just like funny.
Speaker 3: I was in a shop and I like went there
Speaker 3: because I'm a freak, and all I do when I'm
Speaker 3: there is like go to random shops. And I saw
Speaker 3: that they had farcity jackets. I was like, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna walk in here. And I walked in and then
Speaker 3: I relaxed. It was if Melrose training post got zapped
Speaker 3: into a random store in Paris, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't need to be in here. And also everything
Speaker 3: was like quadruple the price, so I was like texting
Speaker 3: my friend trying to figure out where to go next.
Speaker 3: And I was like looking through rocks and texting, and
Speaker 3: I felt a presence behind me and I turned and
Speaker 3: it's like this little woman who owns the shop, and
Speaker 3: I was like hi, and then she was like, those
Speaker 3: jackets are all far too big for you.
Speaker 7: And I was like okay, I know.
Speaker 3: She was like you petite, sexy girl. I could see
Speaker 3: your figure. And then I was like okay, like it's okay.
Speaker 3: I like big jackets, so I'm just kind of looking
Speaker 3: at you.
Speaker 1: She was like those jackets are too small for me.
Speaker 3: And then I was like okay, and I went and
Speaker 3: looked at pants and then she followed me. She was like,
Speaker 3: also too big, like those are men's pants, and I
Speaker 3: was like that's okay. I like big pants, like I
Speaker 3: just like bigger clothes. And then she was like no,
Speaker 3: and she was like go over there, like over there
Speaker 3: is like where your stuff is? And I was like okay,
Speaker 3: and I like listened to her because I was like
Speaker 3: the fuck, and I was texting my friend and like
Speaker 3: kind of looking through, but like I was half assed
Speaker 3: looking through. And then I felt her behind me still
Speaker 3: and she goes like I had headphones on and I
Speaker 3: hear something muffled, and I like move my like air pod,
Speaker 3: and she's like, you know, it would be easier to
Speaker 3: look through the recks if you put that phone away,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, okay, I was like and
Speaker 3: I turned. I was like, oh sorry, I'm not from here,
Speaker 3: and I'm just trying to see where to go to next,
Speaker 3: like I like need to figure out where I'm gonna go,
Speaker 3: but I would like to keep looking. And then she
Speaker 3: was like okay, and then she gave me a jacket
Speaker 3: and forced me to try it on. But I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not getting this because you think this is cute
Speaker 3: because you don't care what it says on it. But
Speaker 3: it was like some random American varsity and it said
Speaker 3: mary Anne June or something like it had a name
Speaker 3: like that on it. I was like, I'm not buying
Speaker 3: a jacket from fucking mary Anne. And then I just
Speaker 3: was like, no, I have one like this, and I
Speaker 3: put it back. And then when she realized I wasn't
Speaker 3: gonna get anything, I was about to walk out, and
Speaker 3: she goes, okay bye, like yelled.
Speaker 1: At me, Well you deserve it, you deserve all of that.
Speaker 3: But I just had to, Oh my god, why are
Speaker 3: you looking under my skirt? No, I'm not cutting what
Speaker 3: I was literally telling a story.
Speaker 1: No, girls don't really talk to me that often. So
Speaker 1: like when I'm gonna have a I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 3: Dude, I think I know why girls I'll talk to
Speaker 3: you why they may not be what you're so chewed for.
Speaker 1: You don't give off that inner. I don't give off
Speaker 1: a vibe. I think birds intentionally ship on cars. They do.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen bird ship on the ground?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen bird ship on a car? A
Speaker 1: million times?
Speaker 3: Or is that gum? I can't tell the difference between, like.
Speaker 1: Spots on the ground is gum and we're heathens, we're disgusting.
Speaker 2: That is something that, like the matter would never change.
Speaker 1: Forever for literally ever, is gum plastic? I think it's
Speaker 1: like petroleum based, which is like the same ship.
Speaker 3: It doesn't feel like we should be chewing on something
Speaker 3: that's is gum petroleum based. I thought it's a petroleum
Speaker 3: paste and I was like.
Speaker 1: What the moder and gum is made of synthetic substitutes
Speaker 1: for natural rubber, namely Buddha dinas rubber. Iso Beutilene is
Speaker 1: ultin petrochemical that's generally manufactured from feedstocks in petroleum refinery
Speaker 1: or chemical plant.
Speaker 3: I've circled back to swallowing my gum.
Speaker 1: It's fucking lit. That's the only way to do it.
Speaker 1: I remember when spit your gum out and throw it
Speaker 1: away in the trash and it's like you can't get
Speaker 1: like literally same with batteries.
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to throw gum in the trash. What
Speaker 3: are you talking about.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to swallow it so you're acids can digest it.
Speaker 3: Why did I believe you first one second? Because said
Speaker 3: something else the other day that I like fully believed.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I wish we recorded this. Me and Josh
Speaker 3: were sitting on the couch yesterday watching a video together
Speaker 3: and Drew like caughtlled me.
Speaker 1: I called her from the bedroom and I had been
Speaker 1: back there for like thirty minutes, so I was like.
Speaker 3: I'm no, for like an hour, like like we got home,
Speaker 3: many disappeared.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was just sitting on my computer watching
Speaker 1: videos and I called Indya after like an hour of
Speaker 1: being alone, and I've looked up like car crash sound
Speaker 1: effect and I was like yeah, and yeah, I took
Speaker 1: your car. I'm going to like seven eleven, like do
Speaker 1: you want anything? And then she was like, uh no,
Speaker 1: when did you? And I was like, oh fuck, And
Speaker 1: I played the car crash on and it's the craziest
Speaker 1: sound I've ever heard in my entire life.
Speaker 3: And it's like the shortest sound, so like it just
Speaker 3: kept looping.
Speaker 1: No, it didn't loop. It's literally just like but basically
Speaker 1: I acted like I got Oh my fucking god, I
Speaker 1: basically acted like I got in a car crash.
Speaker 8: He was like, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Speaker 1: Like imagine you're getting in this car crash, dude.
Speaker 3: And for a split second, I was like, because I
Speaker 3: didn't believe that what's the car crash? The gappen being
Speaker 3: Josh cracked up and like because he played it for
Speaker 3: so long.
Speaker 1: I also played it loud as on my speakers that
Speaker 1: are super loud so they can from the room. It
Speaker 1: was just it was just a funny little man.
Speaker 3: He like just kept playing it. But first split second,
Speaker 3: my first thought was, why the fuck did this make
Speaker 3: and just take my car without saying anything to me?
Speaker 3: Like I believed he did that, And I was like, okay, like,
Speaker 3: I guess we're like at that point where he's just
Speaker 3: taking my car. But yeah, that was so funny and
Speaker 3: I wish there was a camera on that, but you.
Speaker 1: Know what, like sometimes moments are meant to happen without
Speaker 1: a camera.
Speaker 3: And be told after ho monetization.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: Also on that same topic of my my friends being
Speaker 3: the funniest people on the planet, I played this game
Speaker 3: and I won't give too much detail, but I played
Speaker 3: a game where basically you have to be funny with
Speaker 3: a group of people who like, that's not their job
Speaker 3: and they are not like funny.
Speaker 1: Who I mean? What game?
Speaker 3: The Paranoia game?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I've never played it, and that sounds like
Speaker 1: the scariest fucking game ever for me.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna explain the game because I'm a gatekeeper
Speaker 3: from fucking hell, but.
Speaker 1: Basically, you just like everybody knows that game.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's an East Coast maybe.
Speaker 3: But whatever, I know people who are like I played
Speaker 3: that game all my life are gonna be like, how
Speaker 3: are you gonna keep a game? But yeah, bitch, fuck you, yeah.
Speaker 1: Go die, I kill yourself. I'm gonna kill myself in
Speaker 1: three days.
Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna explain it also because it's just
Speaker 3: like too much to explain. But anyway, you basically have
Speaker 3: to be fucking funny, Like the whole thing is you
Speaker 3: have to. It's like a what if game, Like you
Speaker 3: have to make up a funny what if kind of scenario.
Speaker 3: And I felt like I was being held captive and
Speaker 3: like having brain, Like I felt like I was being
Speaker 3: observed by scientists through windows to see how I would
Speaker 3: react in a situation with like just like some of
Speaker 3: the most like normal cognitive humans I've ever met, And
Speaker 3: like that is not a bad thing. But I've said
Speaker 3: it once and I'll say it again. I am literally
Speaker 3: so grateful to have like funny ass friends because it
Speaker 3: just freaked me out, Like.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I give you so much of myself. I
Speaker 1: give you every fucking thing.
Speaker 3: Can you do that? Adam Driver? Like I wish you
Speaker 3: were dead, Like do you think you would be good
Speaker 3: at it?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 3: Why did you do that, like, why did you know?
Speaker 3: What did you do to your boy?
Speaker 5: I wish you were dead.
Speaker 3: That's like he was like, you know, like I wish.
Speaker 5: You were dead.
Speaker 3: No, it's wasn't it. Every day I wake up, but
Speaker 3: I wish you were dead.
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up, right day I wake up.
Speaker 3: But it's no, is that the line? Like, let me
Speaker 3: make sure I.
Speaker 2: Got it right before I think? So, it's something like that.
Speaker 3: Every day I wake up and wish.
Speaker 1: You were Every day I wake up, I wish.
Speaker 5: You were dead.
Speaker 3: Should we play the clip? Yeah, I've been loving watching
Speaker 3: people recreate this. Oh, okay, just o.
Speaker 5: Every day, every day I wake up, I wish you
Speaker 5: were dead.
Speaker 3: No, I hope you're dead.
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up, I hope you were dead.
Speaker 3: No, and I hope you're dead.
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up and I hope you were dead.
Speaker 3: No money, you know, and I hope you're dead like
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead.
Speaker 3: On me You're okay, No, that is hard.
Speaker 5: Every day I hope.
Speaker 1: Well that's kind of good.
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up and.
Speaker 2: I hope you're dead, and it's like better than you.
Speaker 1: Here sounds like a little bit of like a full
Speaker 1: saliva mouth, like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You know what mine would be if I was in
Speaker 3: a long distance relationship and I was really horny, It'd
Speaker 3: be every day I wake up and I wish I
Speaker 3: could give you head.
Speaker 5: Oh, every day I wake up and I wish I
Speaker 5: could give you every.
Speaker 1: Day I wake up and wish I could give.
Speaker 2: You head, and you're yours like kind of sounds.
Speaker 5: Like it every day.
Speaker 1: It's like he like, women can do it better. Females
Speaker 1: can do it better.
Speaker 3: No, no, you don't. You don't have to, like you
Speaker 3: could say.
Speaker 2: Women, females can do everything better.
Speaker 3: I will never wash my fruit. I will just never.
Speaker 3: I will never be the kind of person who like
Speaker 3: washes my fruit thoroughly. And I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: And I don't give a fuck about the lick ice
Speaker 3: cream challenge because I like, I will survive that. Remember
Speaker 3: going to the grocery store and like licking ice creams?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I did that. Yeah, I would like I
Speaker 1: would lick the toilet. Then I would go lick the
Speaker 1: ice cream and try to get people COVID.
Speaker 3: Wait, but how would you keep the bacteria on your
Speaker 3: tongue from the.
Speaker 1: Toilet licking the airplane seat toilet challenge, remember that one?
Speaker 3: Was that a thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But I will never wash my fruit and I don't
Speaker 3: fucking care, Like what's like bugs, bitch. I'll eat a
Speaker 3: few bugs, Like, bugs don't bother me unless someone's about
Speaker 3: to comment and tell me that the bugs that are
Speaker 3: on the fruit will like actually fucking kill me. Then
Speaker 3: at that point, like.
Speaker 1: The pesticides that you need to wash off. But we
Speaker 1: buy our fruit from farmer's markets, so we don't have
Speaker 1: pesticides in our fruit.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Drew's off. Drew had to take his nicotine break,
Speaker 3: so he's standing off camera literally chugging his splash. Why
Speaker 3: have we not gotten a Fortnite brand deal yet?
Speaker 1: Because I don't think they work with anybody ever.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: I think like the only person ever was like Ninja.
Speaker 3: Probably it doesn't feel good to not be needed.
Speaker 1: We need our own Fortnite skins, and I know we
Speaker 1: would actually sell thirty yeah, and they would be like
Speaker 1: that was like the biggest worst investment we've ever made.
Speaker 3: I think we have to. I think the people pay
Speaker 3: Fortnite for the skins to be on there. Really, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think so on Like I think maybe, or I
Speaker 3: guess they would be licensing out.
Speaker 1: They probably get like three percent of the sales or
Speaker 1: something like that. Fuck, how to get your.
Speaker 3: Because imagine we could pay for one? Would you pay
Speaker 3: for it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: What's the most? I don't know how much? Would be
Speaker 3: the most I would pay for a Fortnite skin?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 3: I have my slippers on, so I don't even have
Speaker 3: a cute fit on right now. Oh this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I know this is like the worst fit ever.
Speaker 3: Would you just call him out?
Speaker 2: Like what?
Speaker 1: I don't ever say that ship again.
Speaker 3: This is my fucking hook up.
Speaker 1: Also, the fact that you'd say that to me as
Speaker 1: a shaken baby survivor is crazy.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you're a shaken baby?
Speaker 1: I think I'm a shaking baby survivor.
Speaker 3: He said that to be dead ass on the couch.
Speaker 2: The other day, and I did, what are the symptoms
Speaker 2: of you being that?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Just how you are you baby survived being shaken?
Speaker 1: Yes? Some do? Hello, I'm right here.
Speaker 3: That was so gnarly some do. Okay, I'm done with
Speaker 3: you bitches. Sorry, I have to read you stop saying
Speaker 3: things that we have to fucking cut bitch mom shure
Speaker 3: I'm oh my god, leave that in.
Speaker 1: If you cut that, you're fired.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a theory. Are not a theory a hypothetical
Speaker 1: for you. So you're in the hospital and one of
Speaker 1: your family members is like really violently ill, like you
Speaker 1: all know, like they're gonna pass away soon. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you know they're going to pass away, so and you
Speaker 1: don't realize that, like they're passing away but you know,
Speaker 1: or you don't know when they're going to pass away,
Speaker 1: but you know they're going to pass away, and you're
Speaker 1: not in the hospital when they pass away. But eventually
Speaker 1: they pass away with like a couple nurses around them,
Speaker 1: and you're not like devastatingly sad over it. You were
Speaker 1: expecting it. It's whatever. How do you react if one
Speaker 1: of the nurses, seventeen minutes after your family member dies,
Speaker 1: goes to a vending machine and uses their debit card
Speaker 1: to get a three dollars snack.
Speaker 3: I saw that. I don't think I would care that much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, dude, you like, because as you were
Speaker 3: saying that, I thought about, like, dude, humans are so
Speaker 3: fucking crazy because to have a job where like your
Speaker 3: job is to be with people as they're passing away,
Speaker 3: and then you just like, well go home and make
Speaker 3: tiktoks and like buy like makeup and stuff. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: you just like you just like live a normal life
Speaker 3: after that. You're just like I'm gonna go to flanagain,
Speaker 3: Like how you just go get those snacks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like on my dead family members. By the way,
Speaker 1: that's a real thing that happen.
Speaker 3: H it is a real thing that happened. And like,
Speaker 3: I'm sure there are people who are like that's unacceptable,
Speaker 3: But personally, I don't know if I would mind. I've
Speaker 3: had worse things done.
Speaker 1: I would just be like, don't do that. Yeah, I'd like.
Speaker 3: Maybe don't do that to someone else, because like you
Speaker 3: will lose your job and everything you like love, But
Speaker 3: like I don't mind. Did you have like charges pressed
Speaker 3: against her for that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like thief like theft charges or something,
Speaker 1: and probably something more like tampering with a dead body
Speaker 1: or some shit.
Speaker 3: I don't know where she get the wallet. The wallet
Speaker 3: wasn't in their like pockets.
Speaker 1: It's probably just in the room, Yeah, probably somewhere laying around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't I don't think I would mind because
Speaker 3: I'm like you know what. I wasn't there to hold
Speaker 3: my whoever's hand. Thank you for being there. Now go
Speaker 3: eat those redos, Now go have that. Let me get
Speaker 3: a bite. Though, that's the game changers, Like will she
Speaker 3: be leaving some of the crumbs the corner of the
Speaker 3: back so I can rip it all?
Speaker 1: No crumbs?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 1: She did her damn thing. She did what she had
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: What was it that Lucas asked me yesterday when we
Speaker 3: were playing Fortnite? He was like, Oh, would you rather
Speaker 3: have an eye patch or a peg leg?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: So this is like Pirate times, like which were are
Speaker 3: you picking? I picked peg leg?
Speaker 1: Is my eye gone?
Speaker 3: Your eye is gone?
Speaker 1: Can I take the eye patch?
Speaker 3: You were attacked by another pirate at sea and your
Speaker 3: eye is gone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, it's literally it's like it's like Pirate Sleigh, like,
Speaker 3: would you rather have an eye patch or a peg lug?
Speaker 1: Eye patch? I feel like it's more iconic, but the
Speaker 1: peg leg is kind of sick pegla. Imagine's fucking pegging
Speaker 1: someone with your leg and just like fucking their ass
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: That was good, yeah, damn mm hmm.
Speaker 3: But I would say, you know what I would do,
Speaker 3: is Mike. I would get like the baddest wood carver
Speaker 3: in all of the Olden Land to carve lit ass
Speaker 3: designs into my fucking wooden leg. And I would have
Speaker 3: different legs for like a different sleigh, so like I
Speaker 3: would have like I would have like a name plate leg.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'd have a solid gold leg.
Speaker 3: That would be heavy. And you don't seem like the
Speaker 3: strongest person ever, So I would.
Speaker 1: Think I would be big in the olden days.
Speaker 3: You think you would be big?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would definitely get scurvy. I would live get scurvy.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, give me the candy, fuck the oranges.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get scurvy now.
Speaker 7: Oh, yesterday in the market, we were looking at meat
Speaker 7: because we made curry last night, and we were looking
Speaker 7: at meat and Drew was like, I just shouldn't be
Speaker 7: putting anything that color in my body, as if this
Speaker 7: motherfucker doesn't eat hot Cheetos, like at least that's a natural,
Speaker 7: like god given color.
Speaker 3: Like how are they how are they getting the color
Speaker 3: in the hot cheetos? Is it from the Beatles?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they grind up Ringo Star, He's infinitely.
Speaker 3: No, the Beatles will never not be funny. I'm so
Speaker 3: sorry the Beatles, bitch, Why did you pick that name?
Speaker 1: Because it's like the beat We're like the Beatles, like
Speaker 1: the beat we bring.
Speaker 3: Them have they said why they picked that name?
Speaker 1: It's literally the beat tools b e A T.
Speaker 3: That is not Is that not how you spell beatles?
Speaker 2: It's oh wait, no, beatles. A bug is spelled b
Speaker 2: e e T.
Speaker 3: I thought that's how you spelled the Beatles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's b e a T l e es.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Why did they name themselves the Beatles. They took the
Speaker 3: idea of naming themselves after an insect like the crickets,
Speaker 3: but changed the spelling for a pun on musical beats.
Speaker 2: Oh. I actually think it's for a different reason. I
Speaker 2: think they named them that because they beat it up.
Speaker 1: Oh they tear that Yeah, say it, go ahead, say it.
Speaker 1: I just like, don't feel like I'm allowed to say
Speaker 1: the word as a man.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed to say pussy. No, probably, yeah, you
Speaker 3: probably aren't allowed to say one until you've seen one.
Speaker 3: I think that is like the pissy pussy thoughts and
Speaker 3: let me have a you're giving you're serving messy boots.
Speaker 1: Wait, why am I giving messy Boots all day to day?
Speaker 1: Like all day has been messy Boots. I'm messy Boots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that name is funny. The Beatles, but every like
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's like any band name that
Speaker 3: necessarily I feel like it's fucking lit sauce, like someone
Speaker 3: needs to themselves.
Speaker 1: The Radioheads.
Speaker 3: Okay, Radiohead is good. Radiohead is really good. But one
Speaker 3: direction isn't very good.
Speaker 1: Sucks.
Speaker 3: We're only going up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the only direction is up.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of other ones, like Always in
Speaker 3: the Wall is pretty good. But when I think of poison,
Speaker 3: I think if they're like, oh my, but that's really good.
Speaker 3: I stand corrected and I'm like, what is my feet
Speaker 3: hit fucking puddle that you're created by fucking watering his
Speaker 3: plan in.
Speaker 1: The middle of the episode, Well, I did what.
Speaker 3: It has been with us for so long.
Speaker 1: It's like the og og plant. Wow, it's been with
Speaker 1: us since the beginning. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also one of the plants in the crib, like one
Speaker 1: of the four philodantrums have been.
Speaker 3: With us since the vine plants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from the beginning. Yeah, I take care of my
Speaker 1: babies where I moved the new fig I moved it
Speaker 1: in front of the cords instead of the blankets. It
Speaker 1: covers part of the TV. But I'm like, I will
Speaker 1: put up with that for beauty. We need to furnish
Speaker 1: our fucking house so bad.
Speaker 3: We're not moving, Yeah we are because also y'all would like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do about the set. I
Speaker 3: think we should just like blow up this house. But
Speaker 3: the thing is, like, think about this, someone else would
Speaker 3: live here and just like not no, not not know what.
Speaker 1: This corner meant two thousands true the history of this corner.
Speaker 3: What if they found out that we pay for like
Speaker 3: viewers and AI robots to be in like the community
Speaker 3: of our fans, and then, like everybody who watches this
Speaker 3: and has made friends, they find out later that it's
Speaker 3: like a paid a I like situation. Do you think
Speaker 3: they would hate us or would they be like, you
Speaker 3: know what, Like I could look past that and like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I had like I had love.
Speaker 1: Very dystopian vibes, that is all.
Speaker 3: It's I'm actually about to ship myself, by the way,
Speaker 3: Like you know, when you have to poop really bad
Speaker 3: and then like you start sweating a little. That's the
Speaker 3: position I'm in at the moment.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about like why humans cry? Like,
Speaker 1: have you ever ever thought about like the act of crying? Well,
Speaker 1: as a man, I don't cry, but like.
Speaker 3: Wait, your morals seem a little messed up because like
Speaker 3: you're like super feminist, super straight. Okay, I'm.
Speaker 1: What's a problem with that?
Speaker 3: And then you don't cry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because if you cry, you you're a pussy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem with saying it there, I know.
Speaker 1: But have you ever thought about crying? Like why do
Speaker 1: we leak water from our fucking eyeballs? Weird?
Speaker 2: What's like the evolutionary reason exactly?
Speaker 3: It's to clean our eyeballs.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's to show that we're sad so we can
Speaker 1: build our little villages and communities.
Speaker 3: You know what freaked me out is watching how To
Speaker 3: with John Wilson and then the episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll move on from that thought.
Speaker 3: No, it has to do with it, Okay, No, keep going. No,
Speaker 3: you want me to be silent, I'll be fucking silent.
Speaker 1: And also laughing transcends, transcends language barriers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so sure. True.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're right though, Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: has to be it, like just to show so that
Speaker 2: you can connect with someone and then like it builds
Speaker 2: community in the tribe to be like they also, but mm.
Speaker 3: Hm that's our version, except I do sniff ass like
Speaker 3: when I meet people I like, I like go.
Speaker 1: It's fucking weird when we're out, like when she meets someone,
Speaker 1: like even in the fucking club shows, can I get
Speaker 1: a sniff of your bike? You know what? In the club?
Speaker 3: It sucks because like there's so many other sense that
Speaker 3: it like kind of throws me off. And then that's
Speaker 3: why I forget people's name. So if I ever forget
Speaker 3: your name, it's not because I don't like like you.
Speaker 3: It's probably because we met in a setting where I
Speaker 3: couldn't like smell your fucking anal glands properly. But in
Speaker 3: an episode of How to John Wilson, they he meets
Speaker 3: somebody whose job it is to make like warning and
Speaker 3: like labels and just like signs that will transcend language.
Speaker 3: So it's like, you know, you see something, yeah, like
Speaker 3: the radioactive sign or like something that like will like
Speaker 3: make you like maybe lead to blindness, and like you're
Speaker 3: not supposed to put it into your eyes, Like what are
Speaker 3: those signs supposed to look like? And there's it's so
Speaker 3: crazy to think about, like the people who make that
Speaker 3: have to do that while keeping in mind that like
Speaker 3: in other cultures, like maybe crying isn't seen like as
Speaker 3: such a like distress signal to like some other people,
Speaker 3: Like whether that be because of how serious they take
Speaker 3: like emotional like or you're a man. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 3: like men don't that that would be a problem. Huh.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm crying is. It's low key.
Speaker 3: Why do you move your hands when you talk like that?
Speaker 1: I'm an expressive talker. I move my hands with conviction
Speaker 1: and purpose and passion to convey that I hold the
Speaker 1: power in the conversation.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, but yeah, that that like just circling back
Speaker 9: to the idea that like there are just certain things
Speaker 9: that really do transcend language.
Speaker 1: Laughing, Why do we laugh? Laughs are so cute? Actually?
Speaker 1: Why do why do we laugh? What is also the evolution?
Speaker 3: Curious if everybody, like at least two to three times
Speaker 3: a week has a moment where they like laugh till
Speaker 3: they almost cry. Because I get that all the time,
Speaker 3: and I've said this, I like, literally all I do
Speaker 3: is repeat myself on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I feel like most people don't have that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most people don't. And like, I think that's also
Speaker 3: why something like TikTok and the Internet is just so popular,
Speaker 3: is because laughing is so addicted.
Speaker 2: Like two times a week I will cry, but I'm
Speaker 2: not laughing to get there.
Speaker 3: You know, I was meaning to say this before we started,
Speaker 3: but like, don't say shit like that on the podcast, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3: You're like killing like you're killing the algorithm.
Speaker 2: So that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. You should get like a therapist or something,
Speaker 3: but we can talk about it.
Speaker 1: What laughter can be traced back ten to sixteen million
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's not that much time. Come on, there has
Speaker 3: not been that much time. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Six you said sixteen billion million?
Speaker 3: Oh bitch, I thought you said billion. Okay. There has been.
Speaker 1: Linked to higher pain tolerance and signaling of social status.
Speaker 1: Its principal function appears to be creating and deepening social bonds.
Speaker 1: As our ancestors begin to live in large, more complex
Speaker 1: social structures, the quality of relationships become crucial to survival. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's basically what I wrote down.
Speaker 3: You wrote that down. That was just like a thought
Speaker 3: you had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I wish like in high school I
Speaker 1: was able to speak on discussion boards like like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that makes sense. Did you have
Speaker 1: discussion boards?
Speaker 3: No? What is that?
Speaker 1: It was like you would like read a book and
Speaker 1: then there would be like essentially like the equivalent to Reddit,
Speaker 1: but like the school version on like a closed network,
Speaker 1: and you would like the teacher would ask a question
Speaker 1: and it would be a discussion board and you would
Speaker 1: like have to post three of your thoughts responding to
Speaker 1: different people and their thoughts, and.
Speaker 2: Like, dude, I remember that show. I always used to
Speaker 2: look at the people that I had to crush on
Speaker 2: and read theirs and be like where are they at?
Speaker 1: Like ye, actually your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're what is it called, you're attracted to
Speaker 1: only intelligence?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sapia. I am actually sa sapio. Sexual.
Speaker 3: You have to be fucking to be any kind of
Speaker 3: sexuality though right, No, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have to. You don't have to be fucking. You
Speaker 2: don't know, you don't you can identify as a sexuality.
Speaker 2: But maybe you're not smashing, but.
Speaker 3: Like you like you haven't like no one who is
Speaker 3: like intelligent has like shown you love back.
Speaker 1: So how hello?
Speaker 2: It's like hello, true is exhibit A exhibit A using
Speaker 2: him sexually?
Speaker 3: Does not?
Speaker 1: Jay just text me in and out question marks A
Speaker 1: fucking luke.
Speaker 3: Can you get me some French gosh give.
Speaker 1: Me friends podcast? Yuh wait? I won't be able to
Speaker 1: fucking eat it because to go to the fucking gym.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the fucking gym. I
Speaker 1: hate the fucking gym. I don't like it anymore. I
Speaker 1: hate it.
Speaker 3: He changes his mind like three times a day.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: So he's going to come back and be like, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm so pumped up. After that, that felt fucking awesome
Speaker 3: because that's literally me.
Speaker 1: I went to the gym. I was like I hadn't
Speaker 1: been sleeping for like the last week, like I think
Speaker 1: two days ago. It was the first day that I
Speaker 1: got like actually real sleep. I've been getting like three
Speaker 1: to four hours a night, and like actually fucking dying,
Speaker 1: Like I thought I was literally dying, and I would
Speaker 1: I would force myself to wake up and or like
Speaker 1: go to the gym really fucking early, to my personal trainer,
Speaker 1: and I was like a shell of a human in
Speaker 1: those sessions. And then like the last one of that week,
Speaker 1: on like Wednesday, after I worked out, I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, is this what people feel when they like
Speaker 1: work out? Like? Is this why people are like you
Speaker 1: should work out because you feel so like you get
Speaker 1: like high from working out? Because I literally they felt
Speaker 1: so good after working out. I was like almost like
Speaker 1: tearing up. I was like, dude, I literally haven't felt
Speaker 1: this good and so long.
Speaker 3: But so maybe that should be motivation to go.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to go to go and get
Speaker 1: those because we have to do another fucking podcast after this,
Speaker 1: and then we have to do fucking stupid ship after this.
Speaker 3: What's the stupid ship?
Speaker 1: You? Yes? Uh night?
Speaker 3: What was I saying before that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was doing the thing where I'm waiting for you
Speaker 3: to stop talking so I can keep talking. But then
Speaker 3: I started listening, which is the biggest mistake.
Speaker 1: You can make. You know, you could have a response.
Speaker 3: No, why would I do that? You know what? Wait?
Speaker 3: I did? I said, go to the gym, bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I won't say what.
Speaker 2: I think you should go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's.
Speaker 3: Just say you've got some work to do on your appearance.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm texting Josh to get Cheesebogo fries and a coke?
Speaker 3: Can you get me some animal staff lies?
Speaker 1: Ask Josh? Because I'm not the one sis Okay.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you can't for me.
Speaker 1: Like, can you get in yet animal style fries? Question mark,
Speaker 1: I'll give you money.
Speaker 3: We've taken so many breaks. Just time to refrsh your brain.
Speaker 1: I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 2: I had an idea for the podcast. I stand right
Speaker 2: here in front of the camera, and then you guys
Speaker 2: just take turns kicking me in there in the way
Speaker 2: in the nuts.
Speaker 1: You get off on that.
Speaker 2: No, I don't get off on that. I just think
Speaker 2: it would be a cool idea for this.
Speaker 3: I don't like what what about that is? Like cool?
Speaker 2: Don't you guys think that would be cool? No?
Speaker 1: I would have fun doing it, but.
Speaker 2: It would make me look like, like, imagine how funny
Speaker 2: would be if I was like doubled over in pain
Speaker 2: and you guys maybe even continue to kick me while
Speaker 2: I was on the ground.
Speaker 1: What is happening?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just saying, like it's an idea,
Speaker 2: and then maybe you could get some dirt and like
Speaker 2: throw it in my face.
Speaker 3: He's gonna clean it up.
Speaker 2: I'll clean it up and maybe while I'm cleaning up
Speaker 2: you yell at me and throw on you tomatoes or
Speaker 2: eggs or pissed.
Speaker 3: That sounds like it's coming from your end, like you
Speaker 3: just want to piss on someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I admit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that something you guys would be interested in?
Speaker 1: Or is that like we're gonna we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: think about that, yeah.
Speaker 2: Because that doesn't sound like can you please just say
Speaker 2: yes right now?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like why are you like leave us alone?
Speaker 3: Let us like figure it out, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because I'm back on TikTok
Speaker 1: in like full swing, but I'm so overstimulated all the time.
Speaker 1: I like need those dopamine hits. Like my little black
Speaker 1: box in my pocket is always like pick me up,
Speaker 1: pick me up, for no reason, right now, do it
Speaker 1: right now? And I said there, like, yeah, I pick
Speaker 1: it up. And I don't have a reason.
Speaker 3: To I yesterday got stuck in a loop on my phone,
Speaker 3: which means that there's like I don't want to keep
Speaker 3: watching tiktoks. I don't have any YouTube videos I want
Speaker 3: to watch. There's nothing happening on Instagram dot com, which
Speaker 3: is the worst thing ever like, Okay, we need to
Speaker 3: figure something out. Like there always has to be something
Speaker 3: happening on Instagram dot com that's intriguing to me. So
Speaker 3: I need people to like there needs to be like
Speaker 3: one mass like Google Calendar, and like it's like first come,
Speaker 3: first serve, and like everybody has to like pick their
Speaker 3: idea what you're saying right now, because like sometimes you
Speaker 3: go on Instagram dot com and there's nothing happening, and
Speaker 3: it's like where are the posts?
Speaker 1: Like where are the dms? Where the where are the people?
Speaker 3: Where are the ig stores? Where are the close friends?
Speaker 3: Where are my close friends at? Like I need my
Speaker 3: close friends to be posted.
Speaker 1: I took you off of mine?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, why I.
Speaker 1: Don't fuck with you anymore? You did me dirty?
Speaker 3: You know what, That's okay because I can disconnect like
Speaker 3: my Instagram relationships from my true I can't world in relationships,
Speaker 3: So I don't I think you still love me in person?
Speaker 1: Yeah you think that's the thought.
Speaker 3: Having a thought, but yeah, and then I get stuck
Speaker 3: in a loop board like there's nothing like interesting me,
Speaker 3: but I can't get off my phone. And then what's
Speaker 3: really bad about that for me personally is that means
Speaker 3: I'm biting the skin on my fingers and I'm like
Speaker 3: fucking destroying my fingers. But I can't get off my phone,
Speaker 3: and I know getting off my phone would make me
Speaker 3: get off my fingers. So usually what I do is
Speaker 3: then get I get on Fortnite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 3: I don't pick up anything like useful. I just moved.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, damn, Like, my screen time today was
Speaker 1: only three hours. I fucking slayed and then I played
Speaker 1: eight hours of Fortnite. Like looking at another screen and
Speaker 1: watching YouTube videos on my iPad.
Speaker 3: There's always a screen to be watched.
Speaker 1: That's the scariest fucking thing. I know we've said it before,
Speaker 1: but really, really fucking think about that. Like ninety percent
Speaker 1: of your day is filled with looking at some fucking screen.
Speaker 1: Like it's terrifying.
Speaker 3: I have a few books.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Like I read books.
Speaker 3: Do you read books?
Speaker 1: Yes, yikes, you don't read books. I read books.
Speaker 3: Embarrassing.
Speaker 1: There's a screen right there. There's a screen right there.
Speaker 1: There's a screen right there, a screen right there. Crazy,
Speaker 1: there's a screen right there.
Speaker 3: To the outside world. Think about that. Windows are just
Speaker 3: another screen.
Speaker 1: Yeah you ever thought about that? Fun?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that big of a deal. And
Speaker 3: I don't really like care like that there's like so
Speaker 3: many screens to be watched because it's not like destroying
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 1: I destroying my life.
Speaker 3: I could be in a fucking famish like my ancestors,
Speaker 3: because you know how I said I came from Wait what,
Speaker 3: Like like I think about, like, okay, what's worse, like
Speaker 3: me being stuck on my iPhone or like me being
Speaker 3: stuck eating corn like kernels that I found like on
Speaker 3: dirt because there's no other food for me, Like you
Speaker 3: get me, where.
Speaker 1: Did that come from?
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like it's like because you know how
Speaker 3: early in the episode, I was saying that I came
Speaker 3: from famish, and my DNA tells me you know, and
Speaker 3: you're like, yes, you were stuck to your iPhone and
Speaker 3: like paralyzed on your bed right now, but in your
Speaker 3: past life you were digging through the dirt for like
Speaker 3: a rock that was soft enough to eat.
Speaker 1: Minerals Females Limen's inherent need to look at a screen
Speaker 1: all the time comes from gathering DNA.
Speaker 3: You think only women use their like screens, but you
Speaker 3: just said you use your screens.
Speaker 1: I was fucking lying. My god, Jesus, why are you.
Speaker 3: Like yelling at me? You I know you were about
Speaker 3: to say that.
Speaker 1: I really thought it was you saw my double deck.
Speaker 1: I really thought it wasn't recording. I always had.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't recording, I would just.
Speaker 1: Another episode.
Speaker 3: With that being said, next week is our last episode
Speaker 3: before we go on a two week break, So keep
Speaker 3: that in mind. And honestly, that two week break might
Speaker 3: become a fucking in definite break.
Speaker 1: Because a respecting us anymore?
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's the love and respect?
Speaker 1: Where's the news in the media? Literly?
Speaker 3: So if you guys want to speck it, you have
Speaker 3: to make eight everybody, everybody watching this has to make
Speaker 3: eighteen thirst tiktoks about me, me too, a a lot
Speaker 3: and me okay.
Speaker 5: Like, honestly, we should let him have it, little guy.
Speaker 3: Really, no, we were he was fucking joking.
Speaker 1: Damn I want my cherry vanilla coke so fucking bad
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: That is going to be one of the first things
Speaker 3: you consume in the day. Be making fun of you
Speaker 3: like I did eat milano cookies and kit kats for breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: milano cookie is a form of breakfast. I remember one
Speaker 3: time somebody who I was seeing told me that, like
Speaker 3: a pastry is a breakfast item, because remember you were
Speaker 3: there when that happened. Because I was like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get donuts and then I'll save one so I
Speaker 3: can have it with my coffee in the morning. And
Speaker 3: then that person went on to be like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: not a fucking breakfast, Like, that's not breakfast. You can't
Speaker 3: have that for breakfast. You want, yes, you tell them.
Speaker 1: Girl power, come here if you want that donut, have
Speaker 1: that fucking donut, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Can get what you want, But you're a fucking freak
Speaker 3: if you don't have like a little sweet thing for breakfast,
Speaker 3: Like okay, no, actually, then now that's pissing me off,
Speaker 3: because how the fuck is a donut not breakfast? But
Speaker 3: I could go to fucking some random spot in LA
Speaker 3: and get fucking cherry blossom waffles with strawberry bananas and
Speaker 3: nutella on top, and that's breakfast. Explain that to me,
Speaker 3: because what the fuck is the difference between me having
Speaker 3: a fucking cranpe and me having a donut in the
Speaker 3: comfort of my fucking home.
Speaker 1: Where are the crumbs? I want a crumb? But you
Speaker 1: had them all.
Speaker 3: Where are the Crumble cookies. I'm gonna blow that factory up.
Speaker 1: Crumble cookies. No, they're like they're good.
Speaker 3: They're really not had a Crumble cookie.
Speaker 1: It's like a delicacy in Texas. I've had it like
Speaker 1: a hundred times. My parents love Crumble cookies.
Speaker 3: Of course that shit comes from fucking text.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it comes from Texas, but there's
Speaker 1: one like if we drive forty five minutes for our
Speaker 1: crumble cookies, swear to God, we drive to Fort Worth.
Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking crazy? It's a lit ass thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm cutting this episode short right now. We're cutting it
Speaker 1: right now. We're getting in the media. You are more, well,
Speaker 1: what is there supposed to like? Actually, what are you
Speaker 1: supposed to do in Texas? Like you see, you've seen
Speaker 1: my hometown. What are you supposed to do there?
Speaker 3: Read a book, expand your mind.
Speaker 1: Beat my meat, Like that's literally all there is to
Speaker 1: fucking do. I swear to God, on on on God.
Speaker 3: What Okay, here's my media of the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ride by Lana del Rey. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of them off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: You can go no, sometimes I look at you and
Speaker 3: I realize, like, you're a real person here, and then
Speaker 3: I try to imagine you dead because that like makes
Speaker 3: you realer, and then it scares me. Do you have
Speaker 3: that like like in my head? Sometimes when I'm like
Speaker 3: around people, I'm like, this doesn't feel real. But then
Speaker 3: I imagine having to like bear the trauma of seeing
Speaker 3: them in a coffin, and I'm like, oh, they are real.
Speaker 1: That's never happened to me. But what like kind of
Speaker 1: the same thing. But I when I like look at
Speaker 1: people too long in their eyes, they lose all life
Speaker 1: inside of them and they don't look real for after
Speaker 1: a while, and then like I have to.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Like that's happened to people. Like we've had this conversation
Speaker 1: on the podcast before, when you're like, you realize someone's
Speaker 1: like real lot, but because I want to kill them.
Speaker 1: Oh Daisy by Strawberry Machine Yup Before Today twenty fifteen
Speaker 1: remaster Everything About the Girl Such a good song and
Speaker 1: then sorry, good.
Speaker 3: I put something in my neck while I was working
Speaker 3: out the other day, and now when I like move
Speaker 3: my neck a certain way, whatever, like vain or something
Speaker 3: is right here hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: And then start so.
Speaker 3: Hard one of these days that it ruptures and I
Speaker 3: fucking die. But what was the last song?
Speaker 1: Smiling Off by Black Dice?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2: What? Andy said? It was funny?
Speaker 3: Are we gonna play fortnite? Oh no, we can't.
Speaker 1: I don't have time. We need to end this now, bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, here is my media of the week. Pillow Talk
Speaker 3: by Sylvia, which I've already said, catch me by Pretty Poison,
Speaker 3: Miracles by Alex g.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking ever interrupt me again, Daniel B'goalie's a fucking
Speaker 1: lit bad Baby.
Speaker 3: Morning by Asimo Asmoth, Never can say goodbye bye Jackson five,
Speaker 3: and then Baby Be Mine by Michael Jackson. All Right,
Speaker 3: thank you guys so much for listening to this episode.
Speaker 3: Next week will be our Halloween special.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be our Halloween special. It's gonna be our
Speaker 1: last episode for two weeks because we're going on vacation because,
Speaker 1: as you can tell from this episode, we're losing it,
Speaker 1: we're losing some steam, we're freaking the fuck out. So
Speaker 1: but while we're on our break, we're gonna be recording
Speaker 1: an episode though, and we're.
Speaker 3: Probably gonna h our plane is gonna crash into the
Speaker 3: fucking ocean, and you'll know we hear from us acond.
Speaker 1: Have we told? Should we tell them where we're going? Y'all,
Speaker 1: We're going to somewhere because.
Speaker 3: Y'all are trying. Y'all are fucking sockers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all will follow us up, freak me out. No,
Speaker 1: we Oh, it's gonna be fucking lit. When y'all find
Speaker 1: out where we go, y'all are gonna be like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 3: So random and cool, these.
Speaker 6: Random par okay fucka
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm