WEBVTT - Men Shouldn't Cry 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:21.280 I'm gonna be sexy and it's just skin and I'm 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.439 going to show my husband beater. You see what I 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:24.880 did there? 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:25.800 Oh my god? 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:27.960 Because I love women? You do? 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:30.480 You hate women? You always like talk about it when 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:33.239 the canvas off. Did you get that? 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:34.840 Are you filming it? Yeah? 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:36.000 Yeah, you're done. 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:39.560 Well it's my husband beater, because it's weird to say 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:40.080 the other one. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:41.680 What's the other one? 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:43.239 I don't even want to say it. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:48.960 I'm gonna fucking hit you, bitch. Welcome to this Oh wait, whatever, 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:53.880 fuck you. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in Orcom. Today, 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.400 Drew is going to apologize for beginning of the last 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:59.280 episode by proclaiming his hate for women. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.920 That was they did that I did. It was obviously 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:05.600 so edited. They were like jumps and ship and I'm. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.920 Glad you could admit that it's not edited. Insert that clip, 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:14.760 okay on it, that's not edited. 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:15.880 It's real. 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.039 I just got the idea of like you saying like 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.760 that was edited, and then like us having to like 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:28.280 find it like that wasn't edited. Well, I'm back. I'm 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.600 back from Paris. Guys. My life is a movie. I 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.480 actually have to get on another flight tomorrow because my 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:36.160 life is a fucking movie's busy. Oh my god, it's 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.880 just so much. And like, I know everybody's concerned about 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.120 me because they're like, and yeah, you you just work 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.320 so hard. You work harder than any person I know. 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:48.320 I know that I am in distress, but I will 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.680 make it. I will come out on the other end. Okay. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.880 I think me and Ky are going to unionize against 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:56.480 you workers, right. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.640 Hold on, I have to text my fucking lawyer since 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.880 you want to threaten me on camera, because like, you're 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:07.240 not going to do that. You're not going to do 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:08.160 that and get away with that. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.080 Wait what there was something I saw, oh Azalea Banks 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:15.760 Alana del Rey beef when Azalea was like, oh hold on, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:17.400 it took me a minute to get back to tweeting 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.840 you or some shit like that because I was like 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.680 on the phone with my lawyer because you threatened me. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.960 And then Lana tweeted back and said, that wasn't a threat, 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:28.320 it's a promise, bitch. Literally, I was the best ever. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.520 And then there was fuck. There was I think tweets 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.400 between Demi and Nikki that I have to find that 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.040 literally were like insane and someone was like, this is real, 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:36.880 like look it up. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:40.160 But Demi, we always bring this up when Demmy's brought up. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.920 But the tweets on nine to eleven about putting an 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:47.720 airline on blast will actually forever be one of like 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.360 the top fifty funniest things to ever happen. On the end, 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:55.840 Oh yeah, like easily, like then apologizing right after. 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:02.000 Fuck, dude, I'm never gonna find it. It's oh no, 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:05.120 I can't find it. Fuck Or maybe it wasn't Demi 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:10.639 and Nikki, but it's literally like it was just them 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:12.880 going back and forth on Twitter. I have to find it. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.880 It's like I saw a TikTok of the tweet, which is. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.200 Why I bring that up. If you don't have the receipts, 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:22.760 cis because I'm sitting here in silence waiting for it. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:25.760 I'll wait, no, wait, I wait. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:26.160 Well how about this? 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:36.720 Wait I'll wait noted t frog moji, Oh emoji, frog emoji, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.600 the frog sipping the te Oh that was the thing. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.560 Is that emoji still around here? That they fucking knew 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.280 it because of how awfully. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:45.000 It started around? 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:49.600 And then also the notepad you just tweet the notepad noted. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:55.040 I missed Twitter, but like I couldn't. It's just not 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.640 for me. You know what I do enjoy though, is 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:02.040 that like TikTok, it feels like I the child or 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:06.120 like the parent of divorce and like my like ex 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.680 is sending me pictures of our daughter, like and that's 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:10.800 how I feel about Twitter, is that, like I don't 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.000 get visiting rights to my daughter, but my husband, who 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.719 is TikTok, will show me some of her best moments 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.760 so I don't have to deal with all the problems 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.359 of like taking care of a child. Yeah. 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:28.680 Yeah, well we were in the trenches of stand Twitter, 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:32.400 like on our side accounts, those bitches were fucking lit, 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:34.680 Like that was lit as fuck. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.000 You, comparing it to be in the trenches of war, 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:42.839 and like Twitter is war, like it literally is the 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.520 scariest place on earth. It is. I don't like it's 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.479 the only and I will always say it's the only 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:50.359 platform where it was normal for someone to basically knock 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:51.919 on your front door and be like you are fucking 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:53.800 ugly and I want you to kill yourself. And there 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.680 was just a whole tab dedicated to that, Like there's 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.919 just a whole tab where like I could not miss 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.159 if somebody wanted to be evil to me. They could 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.360 just say it to me and like it doesn't get 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:06.880 buried under a million other comments. It's literally like you 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:12.040 go to your mentions and it's just there. But I 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.640 do have to say I think in my past life, 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.000 I think I was suffering from famish or something. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:25.200 There is no literally that that's like like the vibes 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.800 are off today, Like no, you're the vibes are not off. 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:28.919 You're just on your age. 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:32.240 But I feel like because there's some people. Okay, first 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:33.960 of all, if you're a freak who naturally wakes up 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.119 at five am, like that is not something to brag about, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:40.680 Like you are like neurologically wired in a way that 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:44.760 makes me fearful. Yeah, it's like you and your past life, 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:46.960 you were a murderer. You were like running away from 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.320 the police. Like I don't trust you, Like you're really 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:53.360 scary because why why is your genetic code telling you 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.400 to wake up with the crack of dawn. It's because 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.920 you have to leave from where you're hiding, because you're 0:05:57.920 --> 0:05:58.640 on the fucking run. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.440 Yeah, because the lions are going to get Like did 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:04.840 lions eat humans in the olden days? Someone fucking said that. 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.440 I look like an extra to the movie Year One. 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.599 Do you know the movie Year one? Do you know 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:10.360 the movie Year one? 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.839 Is that the comedy one? Yeah? Where Jack It takes 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:14.720 place in like Caveman. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:16.880 Yes. Someone literally was like, you look like an extra 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.880 in Year one, and I was like, I thought I 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:23.000 was over like my appearance and like thinking I'm like 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:27.120 ugly and disgusting. That triggered something inside of me that 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:30.640 like is like that did irreparable damage, like I will 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:35.800 never recover fully from that saying that to me. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.279 Okay, I have to watch this because Michael Sarah and 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.200 Jack Black, are you fucking kidding me? How have I 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:40.960 never seen. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.200 This kind of shitty? But it's also like shitty funny. 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.960 It wasn't like Kieran Knightley in that too or something. 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:46.400 I'm not sure. 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:48.680 I don't remember, like James Franco. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:55.960 It was it was like, who is Kiaranikely? Is that 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.560 the girl from a Game of Thrones? 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.680 No, she's from Pirates of the Caribbean. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.480 Yeah, I've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. That's a lie, 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.440 I don't I just like I have been saying ship 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:07.920 in line? 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:11.200 Is that too? Zoomed in? No? 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.400 Okay, it's off center. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:15.920 But the reason I was saying is I feel like 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.120 in the past life I suffered from a famish is 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:24.840 because that's little too drained. Like no matter how much 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.760 like nourishment and like feeding and stuff, I get like 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:33.320 I am always like slow and sad and drained. So 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.400 I think I'm just like in my genetic code, I 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:37.040 was suffering. 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.160 Juno Temple, what I feel, Juna Temple. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:45.400 Yeah, you're just saying names, Juna Temple. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:46.880 I love David Kross. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:48.640 No, who is Juna Temple? 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:55.880 Juno the It Girl, the girl of two thousand and four. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:57.840 I don't know who this is. 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:02.480 She's five to two. She's from the United Kingdom. 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:03.880 Oh that's why. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:08.800 Notes on a scandal atonement, The Three Musketeers. 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:13.280 Okay, the three Musketeers. Now you got my ear? Now 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:13.800 I got my ear? 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:17.920 Ringing she was a malficent. People who were born in 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:24.040 nineteen ninety are like thirty years old. Let that sink in. Okay, 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.920 just like I just saw nineteen eighty nine, and she's 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:27.600 thirty three. 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:32.199 People who are born in nineteen eighty are approaching forty 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:38.560 or no, they're already forty. Cool fucking takes from these 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:43.840 two people. How about this? I said, how are we 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.000 still fighting disease? 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:53.600 Diseasy the newest rapper disease fashion collection? Why was Kanye 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:57.600 West your fashion collection Disease season nine? Because it was 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:01.960 full of disease. Actually, I will say with everything Kanye 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.240 West has been saying going on recently, he's a psycho 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.200 and a tweak, but his new collection ate down. Like 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:07.959 those silhouettes. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:09.760 You really like those shirts? Huh? 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:10.720 Yeah? 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:14.320 The White Lives, Yeah, dude, I saw those and I 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.640 was like, I know, some fucking obnoxious freak who I'm 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:20.439 gonna have to murder is gonna buy it because it's 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:21.720 like it's funny. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.520 And I'm gonna have to push them off the fucking cliff, 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:27.840 Like bitch, you should, yeah, be like, oh my god, 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.400 I love you. I love your minds, Like I want 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.160 to pick your brain. We should go on a trip together. 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:33.839 And then I kill them and just remember them and 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:34.320 leave them. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:35.400 Way you see the world. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:37.840 I mean taking out of my cart right now? 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:40.319 Is he selling those? 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:41.440 I don't know? 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:43.320 I mean that's like he better or not? 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:44.000 Who put me on? 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:44.400 Okay? 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.400 You know what I'm gonna step in. I'm gonna stop him. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:47.640 I'm gonna call him? Should I call? 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.520 I was saying that the other day, like, if Kanye 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.160 doesn't stop, Andy's gonna have to stop. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:54.560 I'm gonna call him. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:55.600 You're gonna have to step in. 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:59.760 Yeah, I said, how are we still fighting diseases? But 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:03.480 we get a new iPhone every year? Let that sink in, Like, 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:04.440 how am I getting? 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.040 How are we at your iPhone? I know it, like 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.000 the camera iPhone fourteen sucks? Dick. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:14.200 You can't say that because if someone from Apple is 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.640 watching and would like to send me another home pop, 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:17.440 I'll take it. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:19.200 Did you get sent that home pod? 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.319 No, I've never given anything. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:23.160 I was like, what the fuck? Why didn't I know that? 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.640 But yeah, the new iPhone fucking sucks? But genuinely, how 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:30.320 are we getting new iPhones every year? But like we 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.920 don't have like cures for like almost. 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:33.200 The real answer? 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.960 Yeah, the next one. 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.240 You know what we were saying while we were getting 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.720 ready and like it literally sometimes when Drew talks, it 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.160 sounds like he's trying to catch me in believing something 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:47.880 he just made up so that he can make fun 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:48.160 of me. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:52.000 No, no, no, no no, this is just like simple 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:56.000 quantum physics, babes. Actually it's not even quantum physics. It's 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.679 just I saw this fucking video last night of this 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.400 dude that said, if you put an apple inside of 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.640 a steel box that no particles can escape, no energy 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.920 can escape, it'll basically run through all the cycles of 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:11.240 possible matter, which is like ten million to the twenty 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.360 fourth to the twenty fourth power or some shit like that, 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.160 which is like borderline infinite, but it's not infinite. So 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.320 if you've watched the cube on the inside long enough, 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.280 you will see every phase of matter happen, because like, 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:26.800 if time is truly infinite, nothing is impossible. You can, like, 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.160 if you put that apple in there, after ten years, 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.839 it'll be rotted and disgusting. After a thousand years, it'll 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.280 be like just matter. Then that matter will heat up 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:38.240 to like ten million degrees or some shit like that, 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.720 and then it'll start phasing into different forms of matter. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.360 And then eventually, some time down the line, it could 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:48.480 be fifty billion years, ten trillion years from now, it'll 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.360 you could look inside the box and it will be 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.400 an apple again, a whole apple. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:56.439 And that's why we have diseases. Yeah, and the new 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:57.720 we have new iPhones. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:01.720 No, the big pharma wants to keep us sick literally 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.600 un ironically. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:06.480 I believe, why do I give a fuck about what 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:07.959 Apple is going to be doing in ten thousand? 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:09.120 Oh my god? 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.480 Really Like it's just a fun it's just a fun thought, 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:16.720 fun theory. But I truly believe nothing is real anymore. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.600 Like I actually I'm like, I'm back on that bullshit 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.520 where I'm like, okay, like something fishy is going on, 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:28.000 the world is magic. And wait that one song by 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:29.800 Casey Musgraves. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:31.440 Oh what. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:36.480 Don't want to leave? Okay? 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:43.520 Really too good to ficture? 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:50.880 What? And then nays you didn't dude, that's all used 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:52.480 to make me cry my fucking ass. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:54.400 We have been listening to like. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:58.480 Music, had to give us. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:02.719 Music on repeat for the last like three days, like biking, 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.720 what's that Michael Jackson song the. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.199 One I've been Oh love Never felt so. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.440 Lod Love Never felt so good is not the justin 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.520 Timberlake version, Absolutely not. 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:17.680 It's fucked up dance, Like why did he have to 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:18.040 do that? 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:23.560 You have to ruin a master dance like that? 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.040 He was at the at the mic like dance like 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:28.920 he like jolted towards it when he said that. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.559 But yeah, Biking by Frank's Ocean is top ten song 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.040 all time, but I don't know what the what the 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.319 fuck he's saying? Like, really, I don't know. 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.640 That's still a song. Dude doesn't know the lyrics too, I. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.679 Know, I like I we listened to it like fifteen 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.800 times and I was trying my hardest to remember the lyrics. 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:47.520 I just know when the Tyler's verse. Yeah, but you 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.600 just don't know Frank's I know. Do you know what 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.000 jay Z says at the beginning? 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:55.080 Yeah? Okay, but it's like also, I have to hear 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.040 the song to know what they're saying because my brain 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:00.000 only works three seconds ahead of time into the few, 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.320 Like I can't think much further into the future than 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:06.360 three seconds, So I literally can't understand what the song 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:07.240 is until i'm hearing it. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:07.960 If that makes sense. 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:08.600 You know, I'm begging. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.439 I'm backing back and slow MOREO. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.120 That song is so fucking good, you. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:14.520 Know, impossible. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.040 You know how I said that York's new album like 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.520 that was it like like uh, somebody's or No, I 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.440 didn't make that joke. Someone else was like, we hit it, 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.760 we we hit the end of music, like we got 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:29.000 to the end of it. No, twenty four care Magic, 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.960 the album by Bruno mars We also got the end 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.800 and pit like peak of music, Like, did. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.480 You know Bruno Mars is three to two? He's three 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:41.400 foot two, he's three feet tall, yes, and he stands 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.120 on a little fucking pile of pillows every time he performs. 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:45.800 But what if the pillows fall? 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:51.880 They're green screen so you can't see them. No, he's 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.640 he's on like a little thing floating above the stage. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:56.360 Oh yeah, they have him on a harness and they 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:59.120 green screen. They render out the strings that are like 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:03.200 floating him around, and they add legs. We got the 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:07.120 Bruno marskin on Fortnite and me, Josie and Drew have 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.960 been playing all as Bruno Mars. I literally loved that 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.160 album so fucking much like I went through like a 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.800 really crazy Bruno marsies. I think with every single artist 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.600 I have went through an intense phase where that was 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.120 the only person I would listen to. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.480 I still remember your Gucci main arc. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:22.760 Oh yeah, that was good. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:27.560 What was the what's that one song? Bug? 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:31.320 My hand on the telling last to the judge with 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:36.120 my hand on the Bible And I love why folks, 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.200 I love that line. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:37.320 Was he. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:41.280 Oh yeah, he was on that. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:42.400 I love that song. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.120 But also I just want it to be known that 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.480 I don't think I can ever go to Paris again 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:53.320 other than fashion weeks because I get yelled there at 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.600 there to like in extreme right every single day I 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:58.880 am attacked and I don't know what it is about 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.200 my person. I don't know, Like I don't know what 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.280 about me is so unwelcoming that I am being like, 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:06.760 why get out of your own water bib. 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.120 It hasn't been watered in like literally months. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:12.720 It's like yeah, but like you're you're wasting my water supply. 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:16.520 What if we got fucking like oh oh. 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:22.840 Oh great great, Like why did that happen just now? 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:26.880 You were so fucking set. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:32.240 It's fucking ruined. It leaked all over the place. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.120 By the way, we are not taking care of these things. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:37.720 I know we could have auctioned those off for like 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.960 cancer research in like twenty years and probably made like 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:44.080 twenty thousand dollars on them, and we're like twenty they're 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.040 like done. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:48.360 But I get yelled at all the time in Paris, 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.800 I was walking around alone, like also, it's at this 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.360 point it's like ten forty am like it's not like 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:57.640 it's I'm walking around at night alone and I had 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.880 headphones on and I had just like cut my finger. 0:16:59.880 --> 0:17:02.280 And I'm only mentioning this because I'm wondering if this 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:04.480 is why this man felt enticed to like be a 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.719 freak to me. But I pick up my fingers when 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.000 I'm walking alone, and I had like picked too much skin, 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:10.680 and I was bleeding really bad, so I had my 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:12.600 like pinky in my mouth and I was walking and 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.040 listening to music. Wasn't even looking at my phone. I 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:17.760 was just fucking walking around and this man came up 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:21.440 to me and was like, I don't knock everything over. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:23.160 He came out to me and he was like. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:34.400 Walked away, like he didn't say a word, and I 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:39.239 was so scared, Like I was like so terrified, and 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:41.400 I was like, I know he's not asking me for the. 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:44.560 Time, so I don't know what this is about. But 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:46.679 it scared me so much. And he was wearing so 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.560 many layers, and I was like, Okay, he's gonna blow 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.879 me up or something like he's literally like he's gonna 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:55.280 fucking shoot me. But then I was like, okay, I'm 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:56.760 not in the US, Like I don't have to worry 0:17:56.760 --> 0:18:01.159 about being shot like that. But he did that, and 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.919 I was so scared that I just like kept walking 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:06.480 because I was like, he's like something about the layers 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.480 was like really scaring me. And then I like turned 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:12.480 around and he was just gone, like he literally had 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:15.399 evaporated and like went around the corner or something and 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:19.440 like ran away, and I just like walked so fucking 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.480 fast down the street because it was a street where 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:23.120 it was only us, and I was like, I am 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:25.560 not dying in this random fucking alleyway, and I just 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:30.399 like basically like ran. And then another man while I 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:34.879 was waiting for my uber, I was like looking around me, 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:37.800 and I like kind of caught eye contact with this 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:40.680 man and then he just like stopped and stared at me, 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:42.280 and I was like, oh my god. And then I 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:44.320 like looked the other way, and I looked back at 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.680 my phone, and he started walking towards me. I was like, Oh, 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:50.160 my fucking god. And then I like looked and now 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:52.600 he's this close and he was just staring at me, 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:56.040 and I was like and I just like turned my 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:58.000 body and kind of started walking, but I didn't want 0:18:58.000 --> 0:18:59.280 to walk too far because I was waiting for my 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:02.200 uber and then like I stopped again and I looked 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.320 at him and he was still staring at me, and 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:06.480 then like I just would not give him eye contact. 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:08.680 I just kind of kept like looking like past him. 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:11.159 And then after like a minute and a half, he 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:12.119 just like walked away. 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:14.040 If I was there, I would have protected you. 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:15.600 Oh. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.879 I would have beat his fucking ass. I would have 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:20.359 beat him up. No one looks at my girl, No 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:20.680 one looks. 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:22.880 Well, what if when he ripped off all the layers 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:26.600 it turned out he was Harry Styles and he was 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:29.880 just nervous. You go, okay, no, because now he can't 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.240 do that. You can't do that. What if it was 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:33.480