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Speaker 1: Because I love women? You do?

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Speaker 2: Are you filming it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well it's my husband beater, because it's weird to say

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to say it.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking hit you, bitch. Welcome to this Oh wait, whatever,

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Speaker 3: fuck you. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in Orcom. Today,

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Speaker 3: Drew is going to apologize for beginning of the last

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Speaker 3: episode by proclaiming his hate for women.

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Speaker 1: That was they did that I did. It was obviously

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Speaker 3: Glad you could admit that it's not edited. Insert that clip,

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Speaker 3: okay on it, that's not edited.

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Speaker 2: It's real.

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Speaker 3: I just got the idea of like you saying like

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Speaker 3: back from Paris. Guys. My life is a movie. I

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Speaker 1: I think me and Ky are going to unionize against

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Speaker 3: Hold on, I have to text my fucking lawyer since

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Speaker 3: you want to threaten me on camera, because like, you're

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Speaker 1: Wait what there was something I saw, oh Azalea Banks

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Speaker 1: And then Lana tweeted back and said, that wasn't a threat,

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Speaker 3: And then there was fuck. There was I think tweets

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Speaker 3: between Demi and Nikki that I have to find that

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Speaker 1: But Demi, we always bring this up when Demmy's brought up.

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Speaker 1: But the tweets on nine to eleven about putting an

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Speaker 3: I can't find it. Fuck Or maybe it wasn't Demi

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Speaker 1: Why I bring that up. If you don't have the receipts,

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Speaker 1: I'll wait, no, wait, I wait.

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Speaker 1: Wait I'll wait noted t frog moji, Oh emoji, frog emoji,

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Speaker 1: There is no literally that that's like like the vibes

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because the lions are going to get Like did

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Speaker 1: I look like an extra to the movie Year One.

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Speaker 1: Yes. Someone literally was like, you look like an extra

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Speaker 3: Okay, I have to watch this because Michael Sarah and

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Speaker 2: No, she's from Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. That's a lie,

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Speaker 1: Juno Temple, what I feel, Juna Temple.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just saying names, Juna Temple.

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Speaker 1: I love David Kross.

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Speaker 3: No, who is Juna Temple?

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Speaker 1: Juno the It Girl, the girl of two thousand and four.

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Speaker 1: She's five to two. She's from the United Kingdom.

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Speaker 1: Notes on a scandal atonement, The Three Musketeers.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the three Musketeers. Now you got my ear? Now

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Speaker 3: I got my ear?

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Speaker 1: Ringing she was a malficent. People who were born in

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Speaker 3: People who are born in nineteen eighty are approaching forty

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Speaker 3: two people. How about this? I said, how are we

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Speaker 1: Diseasy the newest rapper disease fashion collection? Why was Kanye

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Speaker 3: You really like those shirts? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The White Lives, Yeah, dude, I saw those and I

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Speaker 3: And I'm gonna have to push them off the fucking cliff,

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Speaker 3: Like bitch, you should, yeah, be like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I love you. I love your minds, Like I want

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Speaker 3: And then I kill them and just remember them and

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Speaker 1: Way you see the world.

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Speaker 2: I mean taking out of my cart right now?

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Speaker 1: Is he selling those?

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Speaker 2: I don't know?

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Speaker 3: I mean that's like he better or not?

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Speaker 1: Who put me on?

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna step in. I'm gonna stop him.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call him? Should I call?

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Speaker 1: I was saying that the other day, like, if Kanye

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call him.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to step in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, how are we still fighting diseases? But

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Speaker 3: we get a new iPhone every year? Let that sink in, Like,

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Speaker 3: how am I getting?

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Speaker 1: How are we at your iPhone? I know it, like

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Speaker 1: the camera iPhone fourteen sucks? Dick.

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Speaker 3: You can't say that because if someone from Apple is

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Speaker 3: I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: Did you get sent that home pod?

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Speaker 3: No, I've never given anything.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? Why didn't I know that?

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Speaker 3: But yeah, the new iPhone fucking sucks? But genuinely, how

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Speaker 3: are we getting new iPhones every year? But like we

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Speaker 1: The real answer?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the next one.

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Speaker 3: You know what we were saying while we were getting

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Speaker 3: he just made up so that he can make fun

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, this is just like simple

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Speaker 2: And that's why we have diseases. Yeah, and the new

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Speaker 1: No, the big pharma wants to keep us sick literally

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Speaker 3: What? And then nays you didn't dude, that's all used

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Speaker 3: It's fucked up dance, Like why did he have to

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Speaker 3: I just know when the Tyler's verse. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 3: just don't know Frank's I know. Do you know what

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Speaker 2: If that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm begging.

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Speaker 3: That song is so fucking good, you.

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Speaker 3: You know how I said that York's new album like

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Speaker 3: we we hit the end of music, like we got

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Speaker 3: and pit like peak of music, Like, did.

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Speaker 1: You know Bruno Mars is three to two? He's three

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Speaker 3: I have went through an intense phase where that was

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Speaker 1: I still remember your Gucci main arc.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was good.

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Speaker 1: What was the what's that one song? Bug?

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Speaker 3: My hand on the telling last to the judge with

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Speaker 3: I love that line.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was on that.

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Speaker 3: But also I just want it to be known that

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Speaker 3: I don't think I can ever go to Paris again

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Speaker 1: Oh great great, Like why did that happen just now?

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Speaker 3: By the way, we are not taking care of these things.

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Speaker 3: But I get yelled at all the time in Paris,

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Speaker 3: He came out to me and he was like.

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Speaker 3: not in the US, Like I don't have to worry

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Speaker 1: If I was there, I would have protected you.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I would have beat his fucking ass. I would have

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Speaker 1: beat him up. No one looks at my girl, No

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Speaker 3: Well, what if when he ripped off all the layers

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Speaker 3: do that. You can't do that. What if it was

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Speaker 1: Would have fucked him right then and there.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, and then that doesn't add all the times

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Speaker 3: I got yelled at in stores.

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Speaker 1: Well, you were stealing, But like, is that any.

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: It was mom and pop shops. There was failing mom

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Speaker 3: Of good But okay, it's like y'all think it's okay

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Speaker 3: to target like big friends like.

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Speaker 1: They built it over years and years in years, like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like there's just so many

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Speaker 3: Like I gotta start doing some ground work.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and like destroying honestly, like charity work, because you're

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Speaker 3: I'm getting them on their toes. They're feeling too safe

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Speaker 3: just make sure I fly into these cities and I

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, technically everything on earth is ours. What

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Speaker 3: Oh, Like, it's like but why technically? Why is that

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Speaker 1: I don't have to explain.

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Speaker 3: My mean, Okay, but the last yelling at me story

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Speaker 3: I was in a shop and I like went there

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Speaker 3: I felt a presence behind me and I turned and

445
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 3: it's like this little woman who owns the shop, and

446
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,680
Speaker 3: I was like hi, and then she was like, those

447
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 3: jackets are all far too big for you.

448
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 7: And I was like okay, I know.

449
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 3: She was like you petite, sexy girl. I could see

450
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 3: your figure. And then I was like okay, like it's okay.

451
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 3: I like big jackets, so I'm just kind of looking

452
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 3: at you.

453
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: She was like those jackets are too small for me.

454
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 3: And then I was like okay, and I went and

455
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 3: looked at pants and then she followed me. She was like,

456
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 3: also too big, like those are men's pants, and I

457
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 3: was like that's okay. I like big pants, like I

458
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 3: just like bigger clothes. And then she was like no,

459
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,920
Speaker 3: and she was like go over there, like over there

460
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 3: is like where your stuff is? And I was like okay,

461
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 3: and I like listened to her because I was like

462
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 3: the fuck, and I was texting my friend and like

463
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 3: kind of looking through, but like I was half assed

464
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 3: looking through. And then I felt her behind me still

465
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 3: and she goes like I had headphones on and I

466
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 3: hear something muffled, and I like move my like air pod,

467
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,119
Speaker 3: and she's like, you know, it would be easier to

468
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 3: look through the recks if you put that phone away,

469
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, okay, I was like and

470
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 3: I turned. I was like, oh sorry, I'm not from here,

471
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,359
Speaker 3: and I'm just trying to see where to go to next,

472
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 3: like I like need to figure out where I'm gonna go,

473
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 3: but I would like to keep looking. And then she

474
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,919
Speaker 3: was like okay, and then she gave me a jacket

475
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 3: and forced me to try it on. But I was like,

476
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 3: I'm not getting this because you think this is cute

477
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 3: because you don't care what it says on it. But

478
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 3: it was like some random American varsity and it said

479
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 3: mary Anne June or something like it had a name

480
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 3: like that on it. I was like, I'm not buying

481
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 3: a jacket from fucking mary Anne. And then I just

482
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 3: was like, no, I have one like this, and I

483
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 3: put it back. And then when she realized I wasn't

484
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 3: gonna get anything, I was about to walk out, and

485
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 3: she goes, okay bye, like yelled.

486
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: At me, Well you deserve it, you deserve all of that.

487
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,239
Speaker 3: But I just had to, Oh my god, why are

488
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 3: you looking under my skirt? No, I'm not cutting what

489
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 3: I was literally telling a story.

490
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: No, girls don't really talk to me that often. So

491
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: like when I'm gonna have a I'm gonna throw up.

492
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 3: Dude, I think I know why girls I'll talk to

493
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 3: you why they may not be what you're so chewed for.

494
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 1: You don't give off that inner. I don't give off

495
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: a vibe. I think birds intentionally ship on cars. They do.

496
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen bird ship on the ground?

497
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 2: No?

498
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen bird ship on a car? A

499
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: million times?

500
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 3: Or is that gum? I can't tell the difference between, like.

501
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: Spots on the ground is gum and we're heathens, we're disgusting.

502
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: That is something that, like the matter would never change.

503
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: Forever for literally ever, is gum plastic? I think it's

504
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 1: like petroleum based, which is like the same ship.

505
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 3: It doesn't feel like we should be chewing on something

506
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 3: that's is gum petroleum based. I thought it's a petroleum

507
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 3: paste and I was like.

508
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 1: What the moder and gum is made of synthetic substitutes

509
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 1: for natural rubber, namely Buddha dinas rubber. Iso Beutilene is

510
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 1: ultin petrochemical that's generally manufactured from feedstocks in petroleum refinery

511
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: or chemical plant.

512
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 3: I've circled back to swallowing my gum.

513
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: It's fucking lit. That's the only way to do it.

514
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 1: I remember when spit your gum out and throw it

515
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: away in the trash and it's like you can't get

516
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: like literally same with batteries.

517
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to throw gum in the trash. What

518
00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 3: are you talking about.

519
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: You're supposed to swallow it so you're acids can digest it.

520
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 3: Why did I believe you first one second? Because said

521
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 3: something else the other day that I like fully believed.

522
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I wish we recorded this. Me and Josh

523
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 3: were sitting on the couch yesterday watching a video together

524
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 3: and Drew like caughtlled me.

525
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 1: I called her from the bedroom and I had been

526
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: back there for like thirty minutes, so I was like.

527
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 3: I'm no, for like an hour, like like we got home,

528
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 3: many disappeared.

529
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was just sitting on my computer watching

530
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: videos and I called Indya after like an hour of

531
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: being alone, and I've looked up like car crash sound

532
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,239
Speaker 1: effect and I was like yeah, and yeah, I took

533
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: your car. I'm going to like seven eleven, like do

534
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: you want anything? And then she was like, uh no,

535
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: when did you? And I was like, oh fuck, And

536
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: I played the car crash on and it's the craziest

537
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: sound I've ever heard in my entire life.

538
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 3: And it's like the shortest sound, so like it just

539
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 3: kept looping.

540
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: No, it didn't loop. It's literally just like but basically

541
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: I acted like I got Oh my fucking god, I

542
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: basically acted like I got in a car crash.

543
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 8: He was like, oh fuck, oh fuck.

544
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: Like imagine you're getting in this car crash, dude.

545
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 3: And for a split second, I was like, because I

546
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 3: didn't believe that what's the car crash? The gappen being

547
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 3: Josh cracked up and like because he played it for

548
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 3: so long.

549
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: I also played it loud as on my speakers that

550
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: are super loud so they can from the room. It

551
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: was just it was just a funny little man.

552
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 3: He like just kept playing it. But first split second,

553
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,959
Speaker 3: my first thought was, why the fuck did this make

554
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 3: and just take my car without saying anything to me?

555
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 3: Like I believed he did that, And I was like, okay, like,

556
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 3: I guess we're like at that point where he's just

557
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 3: taking my car. But yeah, that was so funny and

558
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 3: I wish there was a camera on that, but you.

559
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: Know what, like sometimes moments are meant to happen without

560
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: a camera.

561
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 3: And be told after ho monetization.

562
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 2: Yes.

563
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: Also on that same topic of my my friends being

564
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 3: the funniest people on the planet, I played this game

565
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 3: and I won't give too much detail, but I played

566
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 3: a game where basically you have to be funny with

567
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 3: a group of people who like, that's not their job

568
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 3: and they are not like funny.

569
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: Who I mean? What game?

570
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 3: The Paranoia game?

571
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I've never played it, and that sounds like

572
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: the scariest fucking game ever for me.

573
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna explain the game because I'm a gatekeeper

574
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 3: from fucking hell, but.

575
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: Basically, you just like everybody knows that game.

576
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 3: I've never heard of it.

577
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: Maybe it's an East Coast maybe.

578
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: But whatever, I know people who are like I played

579
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 3: that game all my life are gonna be like, how

580
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 3: are you gonna keep a game? But yeah, bitch, fuck you, yeah.

581
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: Go die, I kill yourself. I'm gonna kill myself in

582
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: three days.

583
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna explain it also because it's just

584
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 3: like too much to explain. But anyway, you basically have

585
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 3: to be fucking funny, Like the whole thing is you

586
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: have to. It's like a what if game, Like you

587
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 3: have to make up a funny what if kind of scenario.

588
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 3: And I felt like I was being held captive and

589
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: like having brain, Like I felt like I was being

590
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 3: observed by scientists through windows to see how I would

591
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 3: react in a situation with like just like some of

592
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: the most like normal cognitive humans I've ever met, And

593
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 3: like that is not a bad thing. But I've said

594
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 3: it once and I'll say it again. I am literally

595
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 3: so grateful to have like funny ass friends because it

596
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: just freaked me out, Like.

597
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I give you so much of myself. I

598
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: give you every fucking thing.

599
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 3: Can you do that? Adam Driver? Like I wish you

600
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 3: were dead, Like do you think you would be good

601
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 3: at it?

602
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 6: God?

603
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 3: Why did you do that, like, why did you know?

604
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 3: What did you do to your boy?

605
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 5: I wish you were dead.

606
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 3: That's like he was like, you know, like I wish.

607
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 5: You were dead.

608
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 3: No, it's wasn't it. Every day I wake up, but

609
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 3: I wish you were dead.

610
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up, right day I wake up.

611
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 3: But it's no, is that the line? Like, let me

612
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: make sure I.

613
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: Got it right before I think? So, it's something like that.

614
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 3: Every day I wake up and wish.

615
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: You were Every day I wake up, I wish.

616
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 5: You were dead.

617
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:51,719
Speaker 3: Should we play the clip? Yeah, I've been loving watching

618
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 3: people recreate this. Oh, okay, just o.

619
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 5: Every day, every day I wake up, I wish you

620
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 5: were dead.

621
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 3: No, I hope you're dead.

622
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up, I hope you were dead.

623
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: No, and I hope you're dead.

624
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up and I hope you were dead.

625
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 3: No money, you know, and I hope you're dead like

626
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 3: you are.

627
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead.

628
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 3: On me You're okay, No, that is hard.

629
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 5: Every day I hope.

630
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: Well that's kind of good.

631
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 5: Every day I wake up and.

632
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 2: I hope you're dead, and it's like better than you.

633
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: Here sounds like a little bit of like a full

634
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: saliva mouth, like you know what I'm saying.

635
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 3: You know what mine would be if I was in

636
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 3: a long distance relationship and I was really horny, It'd

637
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 3: be every day I wake up and I wish I

638
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 3: could give you head.

639
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 5: Oh, every day I wake up and I wish I

640
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 5: could give you every.

641
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: Day I wake up and wish I could give.

642
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 2: You head, and you're yours like kind of sounds.

643
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 5: Like it every day.

644
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: It's like he like, women can do it better. Females

645
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: can do it better.

646
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 3: No, no, you don't. You don't have to, like you

647
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 3: could say.

648
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 2: Women, females can do everything better.

649
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 3: I will never wash my fruit. I will just never.

650
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 3: I will never be the kind of person who like

651
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 3: washes my fruit thoroughly. And I don't give a fuck.

652
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 3: And I don't give a fuck about the lick ice

653
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 3: cream challenge because I like, I will survive that. Remember

654
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: going to the grocery store and like licking ice creams?

655
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I did that. Yeah, I would like I

656
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: would lick the toilet. Then I would go lick the

657
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: ice cream and try to get people COVID.

658
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 3: Wait, but how would you keep the bacteria on your

659
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 3: tongue from the.

660
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: Toilet licking the airplane seat toilet challenge, remember that one?

661
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 3: Was that a thing?

662
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

663
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: But I will never wash my fruit and I don't

664
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 3: fucking care, Like what's like bugs, bitch. I'll eat a

665
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 3: few bugs, Like, bugs don't bother me unless someone's about

666
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 3: to comment and tell me that the bugs that are

667
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 3: on the fruit will like actually fucking kill me. Then

668
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 3: at that point, like.

669
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: The pesticides that you need to wash off. But we

670
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: buy our fruit from farmer's markets, so we don't have

671
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: pesticides in our fruit.

672
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 3: Sorry, Drew's off. Drew had to take his nicotine break,

673
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 3: so he's standing off camera literally chugging his splash. Why

674
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 3: have we not gotten a Fortnite brand deal yet?

675
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: Because I don't think they work with anybody ever.

676
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 3: Damn.

677
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: I think like the only person ever was like Ninja.

678
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 3: Probably it doesn't feel good to not be needed.

679
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: We need our own Fortnite skins, and I know we

680
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: would actually sell thirty yeah, and they would be like

681
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: that was like the biggest worst investment we've ever made.

682
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 3: I think we have to. I think the people pay

683
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 3: Fortnite for the skins to be on there. Really, yeah,

684
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: I think so on Like I think maybe, or I

685
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 3: guess they would be licensing out.

686
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: They probably get like three percent of the sales or

687
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: something like that. Fuck, how to get your.

688
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 3: Because imagine we could pay for one? Would you pay

689
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 3: for it?

690
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: Yes?

691
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 3: What's the most? I don't know how much? Would be

692
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 3: the most I would pay for a Fortnite skin?

693
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 5: Fuck?

694
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 3: I have my slippers on, so I don't even have

695
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: a cute fit on right now. Oh this is so embarrassing.

696
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: I know this is like the worst fit ever.

697
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 3: Would you just call him out?

698
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: Like what?

699
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: I don't ever say that ship again.

700
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 3: This is my fucking hook up.

701
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: Also, the fact that you'd say that to me as

702
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: a shaken baby survivor is crazy.

703
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: What do you mean you're a shaken baby?

704
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: I think I'm a shaking baby survivor.

705
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 3: He said that to be dead ass on the couch.

706
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 2: The other day, and I did, what are the symptoms

707
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 2: of you being that?

708
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: Me?

709
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 3: Just how you are you baby survived being shaken?

710
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: Yes? Some do? Hello, I'm right here.

711
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 3: That was so gnarly some do. Okay, I'm done with

712
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 3: you bitches. Sorry, I have to read you stop saying

713
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 3: things that we have to fucking cut bitch mom shure

714
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 3: I'm oh my god, leave that in.

715
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: If you cut that, you're fired.

716
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: Fuck.

717
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a theory. Are not a theory a hypothetical

718
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: for you. So you're in the hospital and one of

719
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: your family members is like really violently ill, like you

720
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: all know, like they're gonna pass away soon. Yeah, no,

721
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: you know they're going to pass away, so and you

722
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: don't realize that, like they're passing away but you know,

723
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: or you don't know when they're going to pass away,

724
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: but you know they're going to pass away, and you're

725
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 1: not in the hospital when they pass away. But eventually

726
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: they pass away with like a couple nurses around them,

727
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: and you're not like devastatingly sad over it. You were

728
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: expecting it. It's whatever. How do you react if one

729
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: of the nurses, seventeen minutes after your family member dies,

730
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: goes to a vending machine and uses their debit card

731
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 1: to get a three dollars snack.

732
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 3: I saw that. I don't think I would care that much. Yeah,

733
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 3: I'd be like, dude, you like, because as you were

734
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 3: saying that, I thought about, like, dude, humans are so

735
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: fucking crazy because to have a job where like your

736
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 3: job is to be with people as they're passing away,

737
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 3: and then you just like, well go home and make

738
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 3: tiktoks and like buy like makeup and stuff. Yeah, like

739
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 3: you just like you just like live a normal life

740
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 3: after that. You're just like I'm gonna go to flanagain,

741
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: Like how you just go get those snacks?

742
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, like on my dead family members. By the way,

743
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: that's a real thing that happen.

744
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 3: H it is a real thing that happened. And like,

745
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 3: I'm sure there are people who are like that's unacceptable,

746
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 3: But personally, I don't know if I would mind. I've

747
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 3: had worse things done.

748
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: I would just be like, don't do that. Yeah, I'd like.

749
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 3: Maybe don't do that to someone else, because like you

750
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 3: will lose your job and everything you like love, But

751
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 3: like I don't mind. Did you have like charges pressed

752
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 3: against her for that?

753
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like thief like theft charges or something,

754
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: and probably something more like tampering with a dead body

755
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: or some shit.

756
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 3: I don't know where she get the wallet. The wallet

757
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 3: wasn't in their like pockets.

758
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: It's probably just in the room, Yeah, probably somewhere laying around.

759
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't I don't think I would mind because

760
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 3: I'm like you know what. I wasn't there to hold

761
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 3: my whoever's hand. Thank you for being there. Now go

762
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 3: eat those redos, Now go have that. Let me get

763
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 3: a bite. Though, that's the game changers, Like will she

764
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 3: be leaving some of the crumbs the corner of the

765
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 3: back so I can rip it all?

766
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: No crumbs?

767
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 7: Though?

768
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: She did her damn thing. She did what she had

769
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: to do.

770
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 3: What was it that Lucas asked me yesterday when we

771
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 3: were playing Fortnite? He was like, Oh, would you rather

772
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 3: have an eye patch or a peg leg?

773
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

774
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 3: So this is like Pirate times, like which were are

775
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 3: you picking? I picked peg leg?

776
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: Is my eye gone?

777
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 3: Your eye is gone?

778
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: Can I take the eye patch?

779
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 3: You were attacked by another pirate at sea and your

780
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: eye is gone?

781
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

782
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 3: No, it's literally it's like it's like Pirate Sleigh, like,

783
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 3: would you rather have an eye patch or a peg lug?

784
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: Eye patch? I feel like it's more iconic, but the

785
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: peg leg is kind of sick pegla. Imagine's fucking pegging

786
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: someone with your leg and just like fucking their ass

787
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: with you.

788
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

789
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: That was good, yeah, damn mm hmm.

790
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 3: But I would say, you know what I would do,

791
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 3: is Mike. I would get like the baddest wood carver

792
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 3: in all of the Olden Land to carve lit ass

793
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 3: designs into my fucking wooden leg. And I would have

794
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 3: different legs for like a different sleigh, so like I

795
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,479
Speaker 3: would have like I would have like a name plate leg.

796
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'd have a solid gold leg.

797
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: That would be heavy. And you don't seem like the

798
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 3: strongest person ever, So I would.

799
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: Think I would be big in the olden days.

800
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 3: You think you would be big?

801
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would definitely get scurvy. I would live get scurvy.

802
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: I'd be like, give me the candy, fuck the oranges.

803
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: You're gonna get scurvy now.

804
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 7: Oh, yesterday in the market, we were looking at meat

805
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 7: because we made curry last night, and we were looking

806
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 7: at meat and Drew was like, I just shouldn't be

807
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 7: putting anything that color in my body, as if this

808
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 7: motherfucker doesn't eat hot Cheetos, like at least that's a natural,

809
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 7: like god given color.

810
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 3: Like how are they how are they getting the color

811
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 3: in the hot cheetos? Is it from the Beatles?

812
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they grind up Ringo Star, He's infinitely.

813
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 3: No, the Beatles will never not be funny. I'm so

814
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 3: sorry the Beatles, bitch, Why did you pick that name?

815
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: Because it's like the beat We're like the Beatles, like

816
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: the beat we bring.

817
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: Them have they said why they picked that name?

818
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: It's literally the beat tools b e A T.

819
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: That is not Is that not how you spell beatles?

820
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 2: It's oh wait, no, beatles. A bug is spelled b

821
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 2: e e T.

822
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 3: I thought that's how you spelled the Beatles.

823
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's b e a T l e es.

824
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

825
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 3: Why did they name themselves the Beatles. They took the

826
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 3: idea of naming themselves after an insect like the crickets,

827
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 3: but changed the spelling for a pun on musical beats.

828
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 2: Oh. I actually think it's for a different reason. I

829
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: think they named them that because they beat it up.

830
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: Oh they tear that Yeah, say it, go ahead, say it.

831
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: I just like, don't feel like I'm allowed to say

832
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: the word as a man.

833
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 3: You're not allowed to say pussy. No, probably, yeah, you

834
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 3: probably aren't allowed to say one until you've seen one.

835
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 3: I think that is like the pissy pussy thoughts and

836
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 3: let me have a you're giving you're serving messy boots.

837
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: Wait, why am I giving messy Boots all day to day?

838
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: Like all day has been messy Boots. I'm messy Boots.

839
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that name is funny. The Beatles, but every like

840
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's like any band name that

841
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 3: necessarily I feel like it's fucking lit sauce, like someone

842
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 3: needs to themselves.

843
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: The Radioheads.

844
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 3: Okay, Radiohead is good. Radiohead is really good. But one

845
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 3: direction isn't very good.

846
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 1: Sucks.

847
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 3: We're only going up.

848
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, the only direction is up.

849
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of other ones, like Always in

850
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 3: the Wall is pretty good. But when I think of poison,

851
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 3: I think if they're like, oh my, but that's really good.

852
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: I stand corrected and I'm like, what is my feet

853
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 3: hit fucking puddle that you're created by fucking watering his

854
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: plan in.

855
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: The middle of the episode, Well, I did what.

856
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 3: It has been with us for so long.

857
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: It's like the og og plant. Wow, it's been with

858
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: us since the beginning. Wow.

859
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

860
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: Also one of the plants in the crib, like one

861
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: of the four philodantrums have been.

862
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 3: With us since the vine plants.

863
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, from the beginning. Yeah, I take care of my

864
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: babies where I moved the new fig I moved it

865
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: in front of the cords instead of the blankets. It

866
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: covers part of the TV. But I'm like, I will

867
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: put up with that for beauty. We need to furnish

868
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: our fucking house so bad.

869
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 3: We're not moving, Yeah we are because also y'all would like,

870
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do about the set. I

871
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 3: think we should just like blow up this house. But

872
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 3: the thing is, like, think about this, someone else would

873
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 3: live here and just like not no, not not know what.

874
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: This corner meant two thousands true the history of this corner.

875
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 3: What if they found out that we pay for like

876
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: viewers and AI robots to be in like the community

877
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 3: of our fans, and then, like everybody who watches this

878
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 3: and has made friends, they find out later that it's

879
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 3: like a paid a I like situation. Do you think

880
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 3: they would hate us or would they be like, you

881
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: know what, Like I could look past that and like, yeah,

882
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 3: I had like I had love.

883
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: Very dystopian vibes, that is all.

884
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 3: It's I'm actually about to ship myself, by the way,

885
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 3: Like you know, when you have to poop really bad

886
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 3: and then like you start sweating a little. That's the

887
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 3: position I'm in at the moment.

888
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about like why humans cry? Like,

889
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: have you ever ever thought about like the act of crying? Well,

890
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: as a man, I don't cry, but like.

891
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 3: Wait, your morals seem a little messed up because like

892
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 3: you're like super feminist, super straight. Okay, I'm.

893
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: What's a problem with that?

894
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: And then you don't cry?

895
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because if you cry, you you're a pussy.

896
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem with saying it there, I know.

897
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: But have you ever thought about crying? Like why do

898
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: we leak water from our fucking eyeballs? Weird?

899
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 2: What's like the evolutionary reason exactly?

900
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 3: It's to clean our eyeballs.

901
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: Maybe it's to show that we're sad so we can

902
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: build our little villages and communities.

903
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: You know what freaked me out is watching how To

904
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 3: with John Wilson and then the episode.

905
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll move on from that thought.

906
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 3: No, it has to do with it, Okay, No, keep going. No,

907
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 3: you want me to be silent, I'll be fucking silent.

908
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: And also laughing transcends, transcends language barriers.

909
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so sure. True.

910
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: I feel like you're right though, Oh my god, that

911
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: has to be it, like just to show so that

912
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: you can connect with someone and then like it builds

913
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 2: community in the tribe to be like they also, but mm.

914
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 3: Hm that's our version, except I do sniff ass like

915
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 3: when I meet people I like, I like go.

916
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: It's fucking weird when we're out, like when she meets someone,

917
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: like even in the fucking club shows, can I get

918
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 1: a sniff of your bike? You know what? In the club?

919
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 3: It sucks because like there's so many other sense that

920
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: it like kind of throws me off. And then that's

921
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 3: why I forget people's name. So if I ever forget

922
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: your name, it's not because I don't like like you.

923
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 3: It's probably because we met in a setting where I

924
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 3: couldn't like smell your fucking anal glands properly. But in

925
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 3: an episode of How to John Wilson, they he meets

926
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 3: somebody whose job it is to make like warning and

927
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 3: like labels and just like signs that will transcend language.

928
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 3: So it's like, you know, you see something, yeah, like

929
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 3: the radioactive sign or like something that like will like

930
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 3: make you like maybe lead to blindness, and like you're

931
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 3: not supposed to put it into your eyes, Like what are

932
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 3: those signs supposed to look like? And there's it's so

933
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 3: crazy to think about, like the people who make that

934
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 3: have to do that while keeping in mind that like

935
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 3: in other cultures, like maybe crying isn't seen like as

936
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 3: such a like distress signal to like some other people,

937
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 3: Like whether that be because of how serious they take

938
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 3: like emotional like or you're a man. Yeah, I guess

939
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 3: like men don't that that would be a problem. Huh.

940
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm crying is. It's low key.

941
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 3: Why do you move your hands when you talk like that?

942
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: I'm an expressive talker. I move my hands with conviction

943
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: and purpose and passion to convey that I hold the

944
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: power in the conversation.

945
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 9: Oh yes, but yeah, that that like just circling back

946
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 9: to the idea that like there are just certain things

947
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 9: that really do transcend language.

948
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: Laughing, Why do we laugh? Laughs are so cute? Actually?

949
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: Why do why do we laugh? What is also the evolution?

950
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 3: Curious if everybody, like at least two to three times

951
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: a week has a moment where they like laugh till

952
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 3: they almost cry. Because I get that all the time,

953
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 3: and I've said this, I like, literally all I do

954
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 3: is repeat myself on this podcast.

955
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 2: I feel like most people don't have that.

956
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, most people don't. And like, I think that's also

957
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 3: why something like TikTok and the Internet is just so popular,

958
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 3: is because laughing is so addicted.

959
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 2: Like two times a week I will cry, but I'm

960
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 2: not laughing to get there.

961
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 3: You know, I was meaning to say this before we started,

962
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 3: but like, don't say shit like that on the podcast, because.

963
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny.

964
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 3: You're like killing like you're killing the algorithm.

965
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: So that.

966
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. You should get like a therapist or something,

967
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 3: but we can talk about it.

968
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: What laughter can be traced back ten to sixteen million

969
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: years ago.

970
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 3: Oh, there's not that much time. Come on, there has

971
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 3: not been that much time. Are you kidding me?

972
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: Six you said sixteen billion million?

973
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 3: Oh bitch, I thought you said billion. Okay. There has been.

974
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: Linked to higher pain tolerance and signaling of social status.

975
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: Its principal function appears to be creating and deepening social bonds.

976
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: As our ancestors begin to live in large, more complex

977
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: social structures, the quality of relationships become crucial to survival. Okay,

978
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: so that's basically what I wrote down.

979
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 3: You wrote that down. That was just like a thought

980
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:42,479
Speaker 3: you had.

981
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I wish like in high school I

982
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: was able to speak on discussion boards like like that.

983
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if that makes sense. Did you have

984
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: discussion boards?

985
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 3: No? What is that?

986
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: It was like you would like read a book and

987
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: then there would be like essentially like the equivalent to Reddit,

988
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 1: but like the school version on like a closed network,

989
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: and you would like the teacher would ask a question

990
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: and it would be a discussion board and you would

991
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: like have to post three of your thoughts responding to

992
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 1: different people and their thoughts, and.

993
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 2: Like, dude, I remember that show. I always used to

994
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 2: look at the people that I had to crush on

995
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 2: and read theirs and be like where are they at?

996
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: Like ye, actually your thoughts?

997
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 2: Yeah?

998
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're what is it called, you're attracted to

999
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,959
Speaker 1: only intelligence?

1000
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sapia. I am actually sa sapio. Sexual.

1001
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 3: You have to be fucking to be any kind of

1002
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: sexuality though right, No, you.

1003
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 2: Don't have to. You don't have to be fucking. You

1004
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 2: don't know, you don't you can identify as a sexuality.

1005
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 2: But maybe you're not smashing, but.

1006
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 3: Like you like you haven't like no one who is

1007
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 3: like intelligent has like shown you love back.

1008
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: So how hello?

1009
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 2: It's like hello, true is exhibit A exhibit A using

1010
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 2: him sexually?

1011
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 3: Does not?

1012
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: Jay just text me in and out question marks A

1013
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: fucking luke.

1014
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 3: Can you get me some French gosh give.

1015
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: Me friends podcast? Yuh wait? I won't be able to

1016
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: fucking eat it because to go to the fucking gym.

1017
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the fucking gym. I

1018
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: hate the fucking gym. I don't like it anymore. I

1019
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: hate it.

1020
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 3: He changes his mind like three times a day.

1021
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: I hate it.

1022
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 3: So he's going to come back and be like, dude,

1023
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 3: I'm so pumped up. After that, that felt fucking awesome

1024
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 3: because that's literally me.

1025
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: I went to the gym. I was like I hadn't

1026
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 1: been sleeping for like the last week, like I think

1027
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: two days ago. It was the first day that I

1028
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: got like actually real sleep. I've been getting like three

1029
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: to four hours a night, and like actually fucking dying,

1030
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: Like I thought I was literally dying, and I would

1031
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: I would force myself to wake up and or like

1032
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 1: go to the gym really fucking early, to my personal trainer,

1033
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: and I was like a shell of a human in

1034
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: those sessions. And then like the last one of that week,

1035
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: on like Wednesday, after I worked out, I was like,

1036
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: holy shit, is this what people feel when they like

1037
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: work out? Like? Is this why people are like you

1038
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: should work out because you feel so like you get

1039
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: like high from working out? Because I literally they felt

1040
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: so good after working out. I was like almost like

1041
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: tearing up. I was like, dude, I literally haven't felt

1042
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: this good and so long.

1043
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 3: But so maybe that should be motivation to go.

1044
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to go to go and get

1045
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: those because we have to do another fucking podcast after this,

1046
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: and then we have to do fucking stupid ship after this.

1047
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 3: What's the stupid ship?

1048
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: You? Yes? Uh night?

1049
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,959
Speaker 3: What was I saying before that?

1050
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1051
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 3: I was doing the thing where I'm waiting for you

1052
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 3: to stop talking so I can keep talking. But then

1053
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 3: I started listening, which is the biggest mistake.

1054
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: You can make. You know, you could have a response.

1055
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 3: No, why would I do that? You know what? Wait?

1056
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 3: I did? I said, go to the gym, bitch.

1057
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I won't say what.

1058
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 2: I think you should go.

1059
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's.

1060
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 3: Just say you've got some work to do on your appearance.

1061
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm texting Josh to get Cheesebogo fries and a coke?

1062
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 3: Can you get me some animal staff lies?

1063
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: Ask Josh? Because I'm not the one sis Okay.

1064
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 3: I don't know why you can't for me.

1065
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: Like, can you get in yet animal style fries? Question mark,

1066
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: I'll give you money.

1067
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 3: We've taken so many breaks. Just time to refrsh your brain.

1068
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: I have nothing else to say.

1069
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 2: I had an idea for the podcast. I stand right

1070
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 2: here in front of the camera, and then you guys

1071
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 2: just take turns kicking me in there in the way

1072
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 2: in the nuts.

1073
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: You get off on that.

1074
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 2: No, I don't get off on that. I just think

1075
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 2: it would be a cool idea for this.

1076
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 3: I don't like what what about that is? Like cool?

1077
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: Don't you guys think that would be cool? No?

1078
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 1: I would have fun doing it, but.

1079
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: It would make me look like, like, imagine how funny

1080
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 2: would be if I was like doubled over in pain

1081
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: and you guys maybe even continue to kick me while

1082
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: I was on the ground.

1083
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: What is happening?

1084
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just saying, like it's an idea,

1085
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 2: and then maybe you could get some dirt and like

1086
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 2: throw it in my face.

1087
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 3: He's gonna clean it up.

1088
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: I'll clean it up and maybe while I'm cleaning up

1089
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 2: you yell at me and throw on you tomatoes or

1090
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 2: eggs or pissed.

1091
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 3: That sounds like it's coming from your end, like you

1092
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 3: just want to piss on someone.

1093
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I admit it.

1094
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that something you guys would be interested in?

1095
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: Or is that like we're gonna we're gonna have to

1096
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: think about that, yeah.

1097
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 2: Because that doesn't sound like can you please just say

1098
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 2: yes right now?

1099
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like why are you like leave us alone?

1100
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 3: Let us like figure it out, Okay, all right.

1101
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because I'm back on TikTok

1102
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 1: in like full swing, but I'm so overstimulated all the time.

1103
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: I like need those dopamine hits. Like my little black

1104
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: box in my pocket is always like pick me up,

1105
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: pick me up, for no reason, right now, do it

1106
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: right now? And I said there, like, yeah, I pick

1107
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: it up. And I don't have a reason.

1108
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 3: To I yesterday got stuck in a loop on my phone,

1109
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 3: which means that there's like I don't want to keep

1110
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 3: watching tiktoks. I don't have any YouTube videos I want

1111
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 3: to watch. There's nothing happening on Instagram dot com, which

1112
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 3: is the worst thing ever like, Okay, we need to

1113
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: figure something out. Like there always has to be something

1114
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 3: happening on Instagram dot com that's intriguing to me. So

1115
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 3: I need people to like there needs to be like

1116
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 3: one mass like Google Calendar, and like it's like first come,

1117
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 3: first serve, and like everybody has to like pick their

1118
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 3: idea what you're saying right now, because like sometimes you

1119
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 3: go on Instagram dot com and there's nothing happening, and

1120
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 3: it's like where are the posts?

1121
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: Like where are the dms? Where the where are the people?

1122
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 3: Where are the ig stores? Where are the close friends?

1123
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: Where are my close friends at? Like I need my

1124
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 3: close friends to be posted.

1125
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: I took you off of mine?

1126
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, why I.

1127
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: Don't fuck with you anymore? You did me dirty?

1128
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 3: You know what, That's okay because I can disconnect like

1129
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 3: my Instagram relationships from my true I can't world in relationships,

1130
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 3: So I don't I think you still love me in person?

1131
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: Yeah you think that's the thought.

1132
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 3: Having a thought, but yeah, and then I get stuck

1133
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 3: in a loop board like there's nothing like interesting me,

1134
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 3: but I can't get off my phone. And then what's

1135
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 3: really bad about that for me personally is that means

1136
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 3: I'm biting the skin on my fingers and I'm like

1137
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 3: fucking destroying my fingers. But I can't get off my phone,

1138
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 3: and I know getting off my phone would make me

1139
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 3: get off my fingers. So usually what I do is

1140
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 3: then get I get on Fortnite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And

1141
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,479
Speaker 3: I don't pick up anything like useful. I just moved.

1142
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm always like, damn, Like, my screen time today was

1143
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 1: only three hours. I fucking slayed and then I played

1144
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: eight hours of Fortnite. Like looking at another screen and

1145
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: watching YouTube videos on my iPad.

1146
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 3: There's always a screen to be watched.

1147
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 1: That's the scariest fucking thing. I know we've said it before,

1148
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: but really, really fucking think about that. Like ninety percent

1149
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: of your day is filled with looking at some fucking screen.

1150
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: Like it's terrifying.

1151
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 3: I have a few books.

1152
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,879
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Like I read books.

1153
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 3: Do you read books?

1154
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: Yes, yikes, you don't read books. I read books.

1155
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 3: Embarrassing.

1156
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: There's a screen right there. There's a screen right there.

1157
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: There's a screen right there, a screen right there. Crazy,

1158
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: there's a screen right there.

1159
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 3: To the outside world. Think about that. Windows are just

1160
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 3: another screen.

1161
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 1: Yeah you ever thought about that? Fun?

1162
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that big of a deal. And

1163
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 3: I don't really like care like that there's like so

1164
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 3: many screens to be watched because it's not like destroying

1165
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 3: my life.

1166
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: I destroying my life.

1167
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 3: I could be in a fucking famish like my ancestors,

1168
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 3: because you know how I said I came from Wait what,

1169
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 3: Like like I think about, like, okay, what's worse, like

1170
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 3: me being stuck on my iPhone or like me being

1171
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 3: stuck eating corn like kernels that I found like on

1172
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 3: dirt because there's no other food for me, Like you

1173
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 3: get me, where.

1174
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: Did that come from?

1175
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like it's like because you know how

1176
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 3: early in the episode, I was saying that I came

1177
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 3: from famish, and my DNA tells me you know, and

1178
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 3: you're like, yes, you were stuck to your iPhone and

1179
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 3: like paralyzed on your bed right now, but in your

1180
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 3: past life you were digging through the dirt for like

1181
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 3: a rock that was soft enough to eat.

1182
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: Minerals Females Limen's inherent need to look at a screen

1183
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 1: all the time comes from gathering DNA.

1184
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 3: You think only women use their like screens, but you

1185
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 3: just said you use your screens.

1186
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: I was fucking lying. My god, Jesus, why are you.

1187
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: Like yelling at me? You I know you were about

1188
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 3: to say that.

1189
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: I really thought it was you saw my double deck.

1190
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: I really thought it wasn't recording. I always had.

1191
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: If it wasn't recording, I would just.

1192
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: Another episode.

1193
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 3: With that being said, next week is our last episode

1194
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 3: before we go on a two week break, So keep

1195
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 3: that in mind. And honestly, that two week break might

1196
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 3: become a fucking in definite break.

1197
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: Because a respecting us anymore?

1198
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's the love and respect?

1199
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: Where's the news in the media? Literly?

1200
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 3: So if you guys want to speck it, you have

1201
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 3: to make eight everybody, everybody watching this has to make

1202
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 3: eighteen thirst tiktoks about me, me too, a a lot

1203
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 3: and me okay.

1204
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 5: Like, honestly, we should let him have it, little guy.

1205
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 3: Really, no, we were he was fucking joking.

1206
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: Damn I want my cherry vanilla coke so fucking bad

1207
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:48,479
Speaker 1: right now.

1208
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 3: That is going to be one of the first things

1209
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 3: you consume in the day. Be making fun of you

1210
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 3: like I did eat milano cookies and kit kats for breakfast. Yeah,

1211
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 3: milano cookie is a form of breakfast. I remember one

1212
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 3: time somebody who I was seeing told me that, like

1213
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 3: a pastry is a breakfast item, because remember you were

1214
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 3: there when that happened. Because I was like, Oh, I'm

1215
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 3: gonna get donuts and then I'll save one so I

1216
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: can have it with my coffee in the morning. And

1217
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 3: then that person went on to be like, oh, that's

1218
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 3: not a fucking breakfast, Like, that's not breakfast. You can't

1219
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 3: have that for breakfast. You want, yes, you tell them.

1220
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 1: Girl power, come here if you want that donut, have

1221
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: that fucking donut, do you know what I mean?

1222
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 3: Can get what you want, But you're a fucking freak

1223
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 3: if you don't have like a little sweet thing for breakfast,

1224
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 3: Like okay, no, actually, then now that's pissing me off,

1225
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 3: because how the fuck is a donut not breakfast? But

1226
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 3: I could go to fucking some random spot in LA

1227
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 3: and get fucking cherry blossom waffles with strawberry bananas and

1228
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 3: nutella on top, and that's breakfast. Explain that to me,

1229
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 3: because what the fuck is the difference between me having

1230
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 3: a fucking cranpe and me having a donut in the

1231
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 3: comfort of my fucking home.

1232
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: Where are the crumbs? I want a crumb? But you

1233
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: had them all.

1234
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 3: Where are the Crumble cookies. I'm gonna blow that factory up.

1235
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: Crumble cookies. No, they're like they're good.

1236
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 3: They're really not had a Crumble cookie.

1237
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: It's like a delicacy in Texas. I've had it like

1238
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: a hundred times. My parents love Crumble cookies.

1239
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 3: Of course that shit comes from fucking text.

1240
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if it comes from Texas, but there's

1241
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: one like if we drive forty five minutes for our

1242
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: crumble cookies, swear to God, we drive to Fort Worth.

1243
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking crazy? It's a lit ass thing. Okay,

1244
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm cutting this episode short right now. We're cutting it

1245
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: right now. We're getting in the media. You are more, well,

1246
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: what is there supposed to like? Actually, what are you

1247
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: supposed to do in Texas? Like you see, you've seen

1248
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: my hometown. What are you supposed to do there?

1249
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 3: Read a book, expand your mind.

1250
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: Beat my meat, Like that's literally all there is to

1251
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: fucking do. I swear to God, on on on God.

1252
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 3: What Okay, here's my media of the week.

1253
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, ride by Lana del Rey. I'm trying to think

1254
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: of them off the top of my head.

1255
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 3: You can go no, sometimes I look at you and

1256
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 3: I realize, like, you're a real person here, and then

1257
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 3: I try to imagine you dead because that like makes

1258
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 3: you realer, and then it scares me. Do you have

1259
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 3: that like like in my head? Sometimes when I'm like

1260
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 3: around people, I'm like, this doesn't feel real. But then

1261
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 3: I imagine having to like bear the trauma of seeing

1262
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 3: them in a coffin, and I'm like, oh, they are real.

1263
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: That's never happened to me. But what like kind of

1264
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: the same thing. But I when I like look at

1265
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: people too long in their eyes, they lose all life

1266
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:52,479
Speaker 1: inside of them and they don't look real for after

1267
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: a while, and then like I have to.

1268
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no.

1269
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: Like that's happened to people. Like we've had this conversation

1270
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: on the podcast before, when you're like, you realize someone's

1271
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: like real lot, but because I want to kill them.

1272
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: Oh Daisy by Strawberry Machine Yup Before Today twenty fifteen

1273
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: remaster Everything About the Girl Such a good song and

1274
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: then sorry, good.

1275
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 3: I put something in my neck while I was working

1276
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: out the other day, and now when I like move

1277
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 3: my neck a certain way, whatever, like vain or something

1278
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 3: is right here hurts so bad.

1279
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: And then start so.

1280
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 3: Hard one of these days that it ruptures and I

1281
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 3: fucking die. But what was the last song?

1282
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: Smiling Off by Black Dice?

1283
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 3: What?

1284
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing?

1285
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 2: What? Andy said? It was funny?

1286
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 3: Are we gonna play fortnite? Oh no, we can't.

1287
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't have time. We need to end this now, bitch.

1288
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 3: Okay, here is my media of the week. Pillow Talk

1289
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 3: by Sylvia, which I've already said, catch me by Pretty Poison,

1290
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 3: Miracles by Alex g.

1291
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: Don't fucking ever interrupt me again, Daniel B'goalie's a fucking

1292
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 1: lit bad Baby.

1293
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:26,439
Speaker 3: Morning by Asimo Asmoth, Never can say goodbye bye Jackson five,

1294
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 3: and then Baby Be Mine by Michael Jackson. All Right,

1295
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 3: thank you guys so much for listening to this episode.

1296
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 3: Next week will be our Halloween special.

1297
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: It's gonna be our Halloween special. It's gonna be our

1298
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: last episode for two weeks because we're going on vacation because,

1299
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 1: as you can tell from this episode, we're losing it,

1300
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: we're losing some steam, we're freaking the fuck out. So

1301
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 1: but while we're on our break, we're gonna be recording

1302
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: an episode though, and we're.

1303
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 3: Probably gonna h our plane is gonna crash into the

1304
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 3: fucking ocean, and you'll know we hear from us acond.

1305
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: Have we told? Should we tell them where we're going? Y'all,

1306
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: We're going to somewhere because.

1307
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 3: Y'all are trying. Y'all are fucking sockers.

1308
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all will follow us up, freak me out. No,

1309
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: we Oh, it's gonna be fucking lit. When y'all find

1310
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: out where we go, y'all are gonna be like, what

1311
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: the fuck?

1312
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 3: So random and cool, these.

1313
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 6: Random par okay fucka

1314
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm