Speaker 1: Do you feel stressed out? Said, you will show if
Speaker 1: you do, don't worry about it. Everybody does. As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, here's proof of how much people worry.
Speaker 1: Every single year, a large group of the population thinks
Speaker 1: that the world is going to end every year. If
Speaker 1: anybody remembers the year two thousand when everybody freaked out
Speaker 1: because the computers everywhere We're gonna malfunction and the world
Speaker 1: was going to blow up, well what then the calendar
Speaker 1: switched and doomsday preppers everywhere were like, looks like I
Speaker 1: wasted money on that bunker I built. So basically, the
Speaker 1: world is going to end at some point. Nobody knows when,
Speaker 1: and the more we freak out about it, the less
Speaker 1: things happen. I bring that up because we now have
Speaker 1: proof though that the world is going to end. Well,
Speaker 1: here we got why is that? Because somebody on X
Speaker 1: asks people born before the year two thousand what skills
Speaker 1: nobody possesses anymore?
Speaker 2: And the answers are hilarious.
Speaker 1: We'll go over it next, so your fears of the
Speaker 1: future can really be valid.
Speaker 2: Right after this, you will show kids these days don't
Speaker 2: know how to do anything. This is a jewbile show.
Speaker 1: They're always tick talking and be bopping around. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: got the attention span of nats. And just ask them
Speaker 1: to change a tire on a car without a video
Speaker 1: game controller in their hand. It's ridiculous. Back in my day,
Speaker 1: it was so much better. Because things were hard. We
Speaker 1: worked a billion hours a day, and because mental health
Speaker 1: conversations were scarce. We just sucked up our emotions and
Speaker 1: let the stress slowly eat our bodies and our happiness away.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, but we were happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we say that because we were conditioned to say
Speaker 1: that no matter what, because the unhealthy family dynamics that
Speaker 1: we applauded and let exist. Now these kids are all
Speaker 1: talking about emotions and don't want to do anything.
Speaker 2: It show.
Speaker 1: Somebody on ex posed the question people born before two thousand,
Speaker 1: what skills do they not use anymore? And it's going
Speaker 1: viral and the answers are pretty hilarious. So if you're
Speaker 1: one of those people that's in the group of that
Speaker 1: guy that just talked about how great.
Speaker 2: Being old is, and then you'll laugh at this.
Speaker 1: And if you were born before the year two thousand,
Speaker 1: you might be shocked at the things you don't know
Speaker 1: how to do. We go over the list right now
Speaker 1: of things that people before two thousand don't know how
Speaker 1: to do. Program of VCR.
Speaker 2: What's a VCR? Victoria was born before two thousand. I
Speaker 2: was born out in two thousand. Say, I was born
Speaker 2: before two thousand. But what are you supposed to program
Speaker 2: on a VCR? Like I know how to like record?
Speaker 2: I guess you got a program at times? Sometimes on
Speaker 2: a v C trket time you can program it to record.
Speaker 2: I saw the trouble sending the time around my microwave.
Speaker 1: Right, things people born after two thousand don't know how
Speaker 1: to do being able to survive the organ trail?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Game? O?
Speaker 2: Wait, what game was that? Your Axles and your black player?
Speaker 2: But what was it called?
Speaker 1: It was like, it's an actual game, actual trail. The
Speaker 1: Organ Trail was a video game that they used to
Speaker 1: play in school. But it was like an old computer
Speaker 1: video game, so it wasn't really like cool graphics and stuff.
Speaker 1: But you are a family trying to go through the
Speaker 1: organ trail and you'd have oxes and things like that,
Speaker 1: but most of the time your family would just die.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these diseases were like dystopia cholera in a video game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to do things. It was like, do
Speaker 1: you want to go through this river right now? Do
Speaker 1: you think you can do it with the box and
Speaker 1: the raft that you have? And you look at the
Speaker 1: weather and all that stuff, and you're like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: could do it. I died so much because that's my
Speaker 1: attitude of anything, like totally do it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm constantly dying.
Speaker 2: You're getting coolera up.
Speaker 1: Another thing that people born after two thousand don't know
Speaker 1: how to do use the word literally correctly.
Speaker 2: Literally is that word anymore?
Speaker 5: I'm confused by that, Like literally, it's so easy I.
Speaker 2: Use it.
Speaker 1: Another thing on the list that people are sharing of
Speaker 1: people born after two thousand, the skills that they don't
Speaker 1: possess being able to parallel park without a backup camera.
Speaker 1: That's one of the things that the older generation complains
Speaker 1: about things like that that I'm like, what's the big deal,
Speaker 1: It's a lot easier to use the camera. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I like doing things the hard way, right,
Speaker 1: I'll give you that, because it's like, if you have a.
Speaker 6: Camera, especially one of those ones that has little lines
Speaker 6: that turns as you can tell you can say pretty solid,
Speaker 6: guess where your butt's about to be.
Speaker 2: I would totally use a backup camera.
Speaker 6: I just got a new stereo thing and I had
Speaker 6: I was like, if there's no backup camera, I don't
Speaker 6: want it.
Speaker 7: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't function without it anymore. And I started driving
Speaker 2: when there was no such thing.
Speaker 1: Another thing on the list that people born after two
Speaker 1: thousand don't know how to do.
Speaker 2: How to write in cursive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody said I can drive a stick shift while
Speaker 1: also writing in cursive.
Speaker 2: The same while reading a paper. Man, I can't read
Speaker 2: a paper mac that's hard. I feel like I learned
Speaker 2: how to write incursive, but I don't really know how
Speaker 2: to read it. There's I have old letters from my
Speaker 2: grandma that I still look at him and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was I don't miss curses at all. Why did
Speaker 2: we stop using cursive?
Speaker 1: Probably because nobody could ever read other people's cursive writing.
Speaker 5: That's my It was so pretty, like we use cursive
Speaker 5: font on all of our socials. It's an option we do. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it makes it look prettier. I just don't know why
Speaker 5: we stopped doing it.
Speaker 1: If somebody could write well in cursive and clearly, because
Speaker 1: other than that, it would be hard to read it
Speaker 1: just look like scribbles gimbrish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, how do you sign your name?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 5: Aren't you supposed to sign your name in cursive? Isn't
Speaker 5: that supposed your signature is supposed to be cursive? Do
Speaker 5: want you write out Victoria?
Speaker 2: Actually? Does? I mean? Yeah, I actually actually does that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she writes it out like a great
Speaker 2: school paper. I'm telling you.
Speaker 8: I think.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why wouldn't you just do what all of
Speaker 2: us do it? Just scribble and scribble.
Speaker 1: I go all the way back to really old times
Speaker 1: when people didn't know how to write, so they just
Speaker 1: put an X on it.
Speaker 2: I signed my name of an X.
Speaker 1: Another thing that people that were born after the year
Speaker 1: two thousand don't know how to do proper grammar and punctuation.
Speaker 2: Hmm, that's accurate there.
Speaker 1: But does anybody really know that unless you're in the
Speaker 1: literary world, you have to fail that you're an editor,
Speaker 1: because most people really don't. I hear so many people
Speaker 1: like though they're a terrible grammar and punctuation. Then you
Speaker 1: read something from there and you're like, you don't know
Speaker 1: what you're doing either, because comma in the wrong place there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we only know bad grammar when we
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 6: I think most of us think we right like to
Speaker 6: think we're good at it, but we're.
Speaker 1: Not the number one thing on the list that people
Speaker 1: that were born after two thousand don't know how to
Speaker 1: do the ability to rewind a cassette tape using a pencil.
Speaker 2: I've never used this life, so it was not fun, Daddy,
Speaker 2: you can do.
Speaker 5: It for Oh my gosh, it's just like a waste
Speaker 5: of time.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh dysterious.
Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one and six one and
Speaker 1: said hysteria was another thing that you would get on
Speaker 1: the organ track when you were looking dysteria.
Speaker 6: Either producer sharky like messaged me and said, dysentery, dysentery.
Speaker 5: Essay, dysentery, Get dysentery.
Speaker 1: Someone else texted in at four one six one and said,
Speaker 1: you guys, Organ Trail wasn't a video game. It was
Speaker 1: based off of real life in the early days, right,
Speaker 1: Okay what it was?
Speaker 2: It was also a videoing. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 9: Morning ties, Hi, Is this is Trevor calling from dray cleaning?
Speaker 2: Is this Shane?
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is Shane is my jacket son.
Speaker 9: So that's why I'm calling you because, like, you know,
Speaker 9: that really cool jacket in here for us to dry clean.
Speaker 8: Okay, what is it ready?
Speaker 9: So it's gonna be like a lot longer until we
Speaker 9: can get it back to you.
Speaker 10: Like, okay, you guys told me we'll be ready in
Speaker 10: today's Yeah.
Speaker 9: So we yeah, we did say that, but then like
Speaker 9: we had like a little bit of a mishap and so.
Speaker 2: There's like what do you mean what myself? So there's
Speaker 2: like a it got us and like a stain in.
Speaker 8: It, So a tear and a stain.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and so okay, so I'll just tell you, but
Speaker 9: like if you promise, okay, but do you promise like
Speaker 9: not to get like mad?
Speaker 7: What are you?
Speaker 8: Are you a child?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 9: I'm not a child because like I work here, like
Speaker 9: and like I don't have to have what happened? Like,
Speaker 9: you know, what is your first job? My first job?
Speaker 9: I was like sixteen, but like I'm a lot older
Speaker 9: than that now.
Speaker 8: So just tell me what happened.
Speaker 9: Oh so okay, So that jacket is super sweet, like
Speaker 9: it's really cool, and like I was on tender you know,
Speaker 9: and like anyway, I got a date, which I don't
Speaker 9: get many of and so like.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I get I can see why you don't get
Speaker 10: many dates.
Speaker 11: You work.
Speaker 9: It's kind of like kind of a workaholic, you know,
Speaker 9: like dry cleaning is my life. So anyway, I'm so
Speaker 9: I borrowed your jacket for my date and then like
Speaker 9: she spilled wine on it, and then also like things
Speaker 9: got pretty hot and heavy.
Speaker 11: The jacket to a date.
Speaker 8: That jacket.
Speaker 2: Was super sweet.
Speaker 8: I had to I won that.
Speaker 12: Jacket and an auction. It was fifteen thousand dollars and
Speaker 12: you took it to a date.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And like, honestly, I can see why that jacket
Speaker 9: is like so was so expensive or whatever, because like
Speaker 9: like it works, like you know, I think because I
Speaker 9: was earning the jacket, like things got hot and heavy
Speaker 9: and then like I was.
Speaker 11: Like, you're not real.
Speaker 10: I've never spoken to anybody so dumb and unprofessional. So
Speaker 10: you're telling me that you took my jacket on a
Speaker 10: date that you got on tender.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and like she spilled wine on it. So technically,
Speaker 9: like the stain isn't my fault, but the rip like
Speaker 9: was my fault, because.
Speaker 2: Like everything is your fault.
Speaker 9: Little I can see that, Like you're upset, but I
Speaker 9: would like to make it better.
Speaker 2: If I go, like, listen, you can't make it better.
Speaker 12: There is no way that you're a little phone makes
Speaker 12: enough money to fix this.
Speaker 9: Well what if okay, so what if I'd be willing
Speaker 9: to like give you a chef outfit that we just
Speaker 9: got in in exchange, Like you know, I know it
Speaker 9: doesn't fully replace the.
Speaker 11: Jock app said.
Speaker 8: You said a chef out it? Like do you No?
Speaker 10: No, you listen better, you better save that chef out
Speaker 10: it because after I'm done and you guys fired, you're
Speaker 10: gonna need it. I'm getting in my car right now,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 8: I'm like, what.
Speaker 10: Ten minutes away? Dude, you you better not be there.
Speaker 10: The better be somebody smarter there talking about.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, in that case, then I'll let you know
Speaker 9: that it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend set
Speaker 9: you up.
Speaker 10: A frank phone call.
Speaker 8: That's all you're gonna try and get out of this one.
Speaker 1: No, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
Speaker 1: a phone break on you and your girlfriend Arra set
Speaker 1: you up.
Speaker 10: Seriously that this is this is how you're gonna is
Speaker 10: that is that what you guys do at this dregleaner,
Speaker 10: you just mess around with your customers.
Speaker 1: No, it's not a drag cleaner. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called The Jewel Show. Your girlfriend listens to it
Speaker 1: and wanted me to mess with you because she said,
Speaker 1: do you love your jacket?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, no, are you please tell me?
Speaker 11: Are you serious? It's really a bratis show.
Speaker 1: She's yes, like the fine, the jacket is fine, I think, dude,
Speaker 1: So you.
Speaker 10: Really convince me that some idiot wore my jacket on
Speaker 10: a safety hat on cinder.
Speaker 12: Wake up every morning with jewble phone Franks.
Speaker 2: Time for name is what's trending?
Speaker 5: So there's a new term we all need to know
Speaker 5: about this holiday season, and it's called zebra striping. What
Speaker 5: Zebra striping has been around for a long time actually,
Speaker 5: but now that it has a name, it kind of
Speaker 5: makes it more exciting and more of a challenge. But
Speaker 5: zebra striping is basically, if you're at a holiday party,
Speaker 5: you have an alcoholic drink, then you have water. Oh,
Speaker 5: that's an alcoholic drink, and then you have water. You're
Speaker 5: not allowed to have either one of them back to back.
Speaker 2: You have to go.
Speaker 1: Every other and then you start to get hammered and
Speaker 1: you forget about the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're having alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 6: I've tried it so many times, drink that much. But
Speaker 6: when I do, I try to do the water thing.
Speaker 6: I go alcoholic drink water alcohol for the rest of
Speaker 6: the night.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody who that's ever actually worked out for.
Speaker 1: They start off that way and then it does not
Speaker 1: end that way.
Speaker 5: I mean, it also just gets so difficult. You're no
Speaker 5: longer enjoying the party. You're in the bathroom the entire night,
Speaker 5: go with pee.
Speaker 2: Oh and then they get cocky too because they've had
Speaker 2: a few waters.
Speaker 1: Now they're like, I can drink as much as I
Speaker 1: walk down so hydrated, and they usually up being the
Speaker 1: most hammer person.
Speaker 6: We used to give that friend what we would call
Speaker 6: hydro shots, Like, dude, come take a shot hydro shot.
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, awesome, but his taste buds were gone
Speaker 2: at that point, so we're just giving him shots of
Speaker 2: water hydro shot. It's actually a good idea. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: I try that with your friends. No longer taste hops ever.
Speaker 5: Striping Rolling Stone has just come out with the hundred
Speaker 5: Best Songs of twenty twenty four list, but instead of
Speaker 5: having you guys guess what you think the number one
Speaker 5: song is, can you guys sing what you think the.
Speaker 2: Number one song? Shake it Off? Shake it Off? Twenty four?
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. I just assume she released that again
Speaker 2: this year. Okay, I'm blanking on that wow chabboozy song.
Speaker 2: How does he go at the bar getting tipsy? I
Speaker 2: can't even think of the words right now. We play
Speaker 2: it all the time. It's amazing. When you work in radio,
Speaker 2: it just kind of becomes a part of your brain.
Speaker 2: One Sammy Espresso. You have to taste me.
Speaker 5: A great song, and now I'm gonna have that by weird.
Speaker 6: I was looking over at neat thing and the website
Speaker 6: completely changed the song away from whatever Jubil was just saying.
Speaker 5: Well, you guys were really close. So the number one
Speaker 5: song of the year was Chapel Roane's Good Luck Babe.
Speaker 5: Kendrick Lamar is not like us number two a bar song,
Speaker 5: the tipsy shaboozy song.
Speaker 2: It is number three.
Speaker 5: So Jibile got one and Sabrina is number would be
Speaker 5: travel Espresso and then Birds of a Feather from Billy I.
Speaker 5: I mean a lot of artists really kind of dominated
Speaker 5: they had, they were taking turns. It's like high five
Speaker 5: year turn, high five year turn.
Speaker 2: It's interesting, it's just not on the list. She didn't
Speaker 2: release an album this year. Did you have a new
Speaker 2: song this year? She released a Well, it was like
Speaker 2: a whole post department. Yeah, it was really good, but
Speaker 2: I don't think it blew up as much as these songs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's coming from a swifteen. There you have it.
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Speaker 1: Jacob is on the phone today for our First Date
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by Avas. So in
Speaker 1: a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
Speaker 1: she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
Speaker 1: him another date. But first, Jacob, how long has it
Speaker 1: been since you heard from Ava?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: Man, it's been at least a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Have you tried to reach out to her during that time,
Speaker 5: because it's kind of a while, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8: I tried to play it cool.
Speaker 11: Fact. I think last pack that center, I was like,
Speaker 11: well we met at.
Speaker 13: A coffee shop.
Speaker 8: As the last thing I said, Hey, I'll.
Speaker 13: See you i'll see it. I'll see you back in,
Speaker 13: you know, in our spot. And then she didn't respawn,
Speaker 13: so I'm pretty sure she's a Ghostanny. I haven't called
Speaker 13: because I felt like that was a step too far,
Speaker 13: but I'm running out of options.
Speaker 2: So did y'all actually have a first first date? Like,
Speaker 2: was it at the coffee shop? Or did y'all just
Speaker 2: like randomly meet at the coffee shop?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 13: So there's actually like this coffee shop kind of just
Speaker 13: in the neighborhood. It's not too far and I go
Speaker 13: there all the time, and that's actually the first place
Speaker 13: where I met her, because I ended up seeing her
Speaker 13: like three times in one week. So this one day
Speaker 13: we kind of started doing a little small talk and
Speaker 13: then we actually were like, well, hey, let's meet here
Speaker 13: on purpose one, you know, next time. So that was
Speaker 13: like maybe our first date, but it wasn't really like
Speaker 13: a full date. It was more like a little casual.
Speaker 2: Thing, okay, And then did you guys do something after that?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we actually did.
Speaker 13: We really were enjoying the conversation with each other. So
Speaker 13: I invited her to like come to my house because
Speaker 13: we both like reality TV shows. So I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 13: I've never seen Love is Blind. She hadn't seen it either,
Speaker 13: So let's oh, let's go to my house, have some
Speaker 13: popcorn and some snacks, and we can just binge the
Speaker 13: whole show together. She was a little, you know, a
Speaker 13: little hesitant on the going to my house thing, so
Speaker 13: I'm hoping that's.
Speaker 8: Not what pushed her away.
Speaker 13: But it did take a little convincing, but she did
Speaker 13: actually come over.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, a good move for a
Speaker 5: first date to invite some of your house Okay, I
Speaker 5: like the confidence that.
Speaker 13: Normally, So it actually ended up going really well because
Speaker 13: when she came over, I had all her favorite snacks.
Speaker 11: I was ready to go.
Speaker 13: You know, I was like, I know she loves popcorn,
Speaker 13: so I had popcorn. She likes hershey, so I had Hershey.
Speaker 13: We just had a bunch of snacks.
Speaker 11: We could sit and watch this show.
Speaker 7: And we ended up.
Speaker 13: Having a lot of fun, you know, clowning on people
Speaker 13: group for the people that we really thought were gonna have,
Speaker 13: you know, really fine love.
Speaker 8: And we even drank a little.
Speaker 11: Wine too and got to know each other.
Speaker 2: So did was there like a connection with the two
Speaker 2: of you?
Speaker 11: I felt like it was a connection.
Speaker 13: I mean it was the best date I've ever had,
Speaker 13: hands down, and like, I'm really hoping that we can
Speaker 13: have more.
Speaker 5: Okay, so what do you think could have gone wrong? Like,
Speaker 5: why would you be getting ghosted?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 13: Okay, so I think we would take a break in
Speaker 13: between the different episodes, and it was between I think
Speaker 13: maybe episode two and three. You know, we just come
Speaker 13: into a little time to get to know each other, right,
Speaker 13: we just kind of talking whatever. And halfway through that
Speaker 13: I just I told her, I was like, this is
Speaker 13: the best date I've ever been on, and I'm really
Speaker 13: glad that I didn't have to spend a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: See, I was the thing.
Speaker 13: I was really glad that I didn't have to break
Speaker 13: the bank for us to have a good time. And
Speaker 13: then she started to at all digd and kind of
Speaker 13: wanted to leave. After that next episode, I'm like, I
Speaker 13: was joking pretty much, but I'm hoping she doesn't think
Speaker 13: I'm cheap.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, well we'll see we can figure it out
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Well, plays Son come back and then call her in
Speaker 1: Stifson's house why she's ghosting you, and maybe get you
Speaker 1: another date.
Speaker 11: Okay, thanks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Plus, don't come back, get your first
Speaker 1: day follow up next. Right in the middle of your
Speaker 1: first day follow up if you're just joining us, Jacob
Speaker 1: is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Ava.
Speaker 1: It's been a couple of weeks since he heard from her,
Speaker 1: and we're about to call her and ask her why
Speaker 1: she's ghosting him and see if we can get him
Speaker 1: another date. But before we do that, Jacob, why don't
Speaker 1: you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 11: Okay? So I met Ava at the coffee shop up
Speaker 11: the street.
Speaker 8: We both like reality TV.
Speaker 13: So she came over to my house so we could
Speaker 13: binge watch Love Is Blind.
Speaker 8: But I told her I was real.
Speaker 11: Happy we had a date that wasn't expensive. And now
Speaker 11: I think she might I think I'm cheat.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to think about how that would go.
Speaker 5: Oh man, this is the best day ever. I'm so
Speaker 5: glad I didn't spend any money. Yeah special, do you
Speaker 5: feel as the person that's on that day?
Speaker 2: No offense. I'm just trying to like you might be
Speaker 2: onto something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be the reason you're getting ghosts. So
Speaker 1: are you ready for us to call her? I? Sure,
Speaker 1: am all right, here we go, Hello him, I speak
Speaker 1: to Ava. Please this is her. Hi Ava, how are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called The Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2: Hi Ava, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
Speaker 2: I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, how are you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Hi, I'm doing good.
Speaker 2: You ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay? Cool.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show called the First
Speaker 1: Day follow Up where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2: Do you know who would email us?
Speaker 7: The only person that I've been on a date recently
Speaker 7: was this one guy.
Speaker 11: But that's probably good and.
Speaker 2: His name.
Speaker 7: Jacob.
Speaker 2: Okay, well guess what.
Speaker 1: Guess what was emailed us and told us about your
Speaker 1: date says that you're ghosting him and he has no idea.
Speaker 2: Why would you mind telling us?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Goodness, Like, I have really bad luck when it comes
Speaker 7: to men. You know, our date was kind of cool,
Speaker 7: it was cute and stuff. Uh, I just have really
Speaker 7: bad luck when it comes to guys. So so, you know,
Speaker 7: I started liking him a little bit, and uh, we
Speaker 7: were watching some of the shows and you know, caught
Speaker 7: feelings a little bit, and you know, I just felt
Speaker 7: like it's probably easier for me to just stop talking
Speaker 7: to him.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 12: Everything was good. We were watching uh I.
Speaker 7: Think it was called Love His Find and yeah, so
Speaker 7: you know it was nice and cute at first, but
Speaker 7: you know they go to start talking about what they
Speaker 7: do and don't like in certain people. Now now I'm
Speaker 7: looking at uh Jacob like, okay, with qualities. I don't
Speaker 7: like about him now, but then I like him, but
Speaker 7: I don't really know.
Speaker 2: Where it's going. Okay, was there something specific that you
Speaker 2: didn't like about him?
Speaker 7: There was like a situation to where where he did
Speaker 7: invite me over to his house. It was the first
Speaker 7: day which I went out on a limb to do.
Speaker 7: Everything was cute, everything was you know, fun and stuff
Speaker 7: like that. It just started playing around a little bit
Speaker 7: too much, and I think that he just tried too hard.
Speaker 7: So it a turn off.
Speaker 2: How so.
Speaker 7: I'm not you know, I like touchy philly and stuff
Speaker 7: like that, but I don't really like someone too you know,
Speaker 7: just jump your bone. I'm a stiffy, stifty kiss type
Speaker 7: of person.
Speaker 2: Did he tried to jump your bone?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: I think that uh, when we were eating popcorn and
Speaker 7: he was trying to hide something from.
Speaker 3: Me with the bowl.
Speaker 2: WHOA, yeah, it's good for you, like not in that way,
Speaker 2: but he was very happy.
Speaker 7: Power.
Speaker 12: Yeah I had that power over men.
Speaker 7: But you know, it was my first time over there
Speaker 7: and we were just supposed to be watching TV, yeah
Speaker 7: and stuff like that. So then it's like, oh, you're
Speaker 7: like that right now, and you're hiding it with the
Speaker 7: bowl of popcorn that I'm picking my hand in.
Speaker 2: Weird, that's very weird. Okay, Like did he like it?
Speaker 7: I mean, I was himsel is now why I stood up?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just like, you're trying to get into
Speaker 2: platform and.
Speaker 4: It's just like, okay, I don't know what to say
Speaker 4: with that, with that situation, so it's yeah, I don't
Speaker 4: know either, Like do you want like would you have
Speaker 4: wanted him to tell you?
Speaker 7: Or is it?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean that as a guy, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I would do either. Just try to hide it like
Speaker 1: because you did. You can't always control it, right, Jubil, No,
Speaker 1: sometimes that's a mind of its own, you know.
Speaker 2: I don't think you hit it really well though, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 11: No, he did.
Speaker 16: It was a pretty big.
Speaker 12: Situation that could be that good.
Speaker 1: So that's why you're not calling him back. Oh my gosh, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest. And Jacob is on the
Speaker 1: phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13: Okay, Jacob, Jacob oh man, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13: I was trying so hard. Wow, that the best word.
Speaker 3: I can tell.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I didn't want to make things weird or awkward. That's
Speaker 17: why I was trying to like maybe make it not
Speaker 17: as obvious. I probably made it way worse. I just
Speaker 17: I really really like you and I love having a conversation.
Speaker 14: Tell that.
Speaker 7: I was asking you why the popcorn kept falling on
Speaker 7: the floor, and you were like, I don't know. I
Speaker 7: didn't know what was going on down there.
Speaker 18: You know.
Speaker 7: Then you didn't you didn't tell me what was going on,
Speaker 7: so it kind of freaking out a little bit. So
Speaker 7: it was just like, Okay, is he getting like that
Speaker 7: because we're watching these ladies on TV?
Speaker 11: Or to me, it's definitely the beautiful lady I had
Speaker 11: in my house.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 11: Look, I'm really sorry, and I hope that's not I
Speaker 11: hope that won't keep us from being able to go
Speaker 11: back out. I just really like you.
Speaker 13: Maybe I'll I'll do something where we're not sitting down
Speaker 13: next time.
Speaker 5: Can you give him some advice, Toble, because I understand
Speaker 5: that this is awkward, but I don't know how Jacob
Speaker 5: comes back from this clearly like it's like it's kind
Speaker 5: of a compliment to you, Aba, but it's also like
Speaker 5: what happened?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, Tape, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7: Abe.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on another date with Jacob?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it and give m another shot. He
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like he's creepy. It sounds like he really
Speaker 1: likes you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: He If he's able to double tape it down, I
Speaker 12: might be willing to go on again.
Speaker 2: Thank my gosh.
Speaker 8: Well I'm heading the staples.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 19: Cool?
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Sake, Have you got another date?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Hava.
Speaker 3: That's fine, guys, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2: You will first date?
Speaker 1: Follow up?
Speaker 2: Got room for one more if you still want to
Speaker 2: go to ask But where did you find that some
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Speaker 9: This hog, you know, Lloyd, Just when I think you
Speaker 9: couldn't possibly be any dumber.
Speaker 8: You go and do something like this, I am totally reveal.
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Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite game show, You Versus Victoria,
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Speaker 5: In Diehard the movie, what is the name of the
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Speaker 12: Angel path?
Speaker 2: In an Elf? What is the first rule of the
Speaker 2: code of Elves?
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Speaker 5: In the movie The Polar Express? What word does the
Speaker 5: conductor punch into the main character's ticket?
Speaker 12: Believe?
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Speaker 1: Good Destiny. I'm gonna put you on hold and then
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Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 11: All right?
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Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Greg?
Speaker 17: Wrong?
Speaker 11: All right, hold on to you.
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Speaker 5: In the movie die Hard, what is the name of
Speaker 5: the building where the hostage situation takes place? What is
Speaker 5: the name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey
Speaker 5: and It's a Wonderful Life? In the movie alf What
Speaker 5: is the first rule of the Coat.
Speaker 2: Of Elves.
Speaker 8: Sing for all to hear?
Speaker 5: In the movie The Polar Express? What word does the
Speaker 5: conductor punch into the main character's ticket?
Speaker 8: Believe?
Speaker 5: In a Christmas story? What gift does Ralphie desperately want
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Speaker 8: A red writer beby gun?
Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 5: In the movie die Hard, the name of the building
Speaker 5: where the hostage situation takes place is Nakotomy Plaza. The
Speaker 5: name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey and
Speaker 5: It's a Wonderful Life is Clarence. In the movie Elf,
Speaker 5: the first rule of the Code of Elves is to
Speaker 5: treat every day like Christmas. In the Polar Express, the
Speaker 5: conductor punches in believe into the character's ticket. That sounds
Speaker 5: like a long And in the movie R Christmas Story,
Speaker 5: Ralphie desperately wants a red Rider bb gun bro I
Speaker 5: wouldn't have gotten maybe any of those right, and the
Speaker 5: elf one.
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Speaker 12: It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the Jubile Show, Hazy is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to catch a Cheater. She's been together with
Speaker 1: her boyfriend Tom for four years, but now she thinks
Speaker 1: that something might be going on, so we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can help her out. Daisy, Sorry you have to
Speaker 1: come on the show this way, But what's up. Why
Speaker 1: do you think Tom's cheating on you?
Speaker 18: Well, it all started about a month ago. We do
Speaker 18: this thing called stiff and Paint, and it's a really
Speaker 18: fun time.
Speaker 12: We always do it.
Speaker 18: Tom is actually a little bit better of a painter
Speaker 18: than I am, but we're always like typically in a
Speaker 18: big group of people. But anyway, there's always this one
Speaker 18: girl that's kind of flirtatious and kind of hangs by
Speaker 18: him and is always complimenting how good he paints. And
Speaker 18: she's super flirtatious with him, and he has a tendency
Speaker 18: to kind of be flirtatious as well. I've caught him
Speaker 18: a few times flirting and getting a little handy at
Speaker 18: a club.
Speaker 3: But you know, that's just kind of how he is.
Speaker 18: So I don't know if it's just his personality, but
Speaker 18: it's just been a lot lately, so I'm kind of
Speaker 18: thinking he might be cheating. He also has been coming
Speaker 18: home lately with like little specks of paint on his hands,
Speaker 18: and that's like, you know, three days after we did
Speaker 18: the paint and stuff, and I know obviously he washes
Speaker 18: his hands, so is he painting with this girl? Am
Speaker 18: I crazy for thinking this?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: So when you say that you've caught him like getting
Speaker 5: handsy in a club and like flirting with this girl,
Speaker 5: even so he's just openly doing this in front of you,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just kind of is very flirtatious.
Speaker 12: It's kind of his personality. So I don't know if
Speaker 12: it's just.
Speaker 18: His personality or if there's like some intention behind it,
Speaker 18: especially with this one girl at the painted step.
Speaker 2: Have you asked him about her?
Speaker 18: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he kind of just plays it off and.
Speaker 12: Says he's just being friendly. It's nothing like that, and
Speaker 12: not worry.
Speaker 2: Have you ever told him you don't like it when
Speaker 2: he flirts with other people in front of you?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I mean he knows, and he knows I definitely
Speaker 18: have a tendency to, you know, react, like I could
Speaker 18: get a little.
Speaker 3: Mad about it on his end, and I can also.
Speaker 7: Get mad at the girl.
Speaker 12: So's he's well aware.
Speaker 1: Of that, okay, And you're cool with him being handsy,
Speaker 1: just not like if it goes any further than that, I.
Speaker 18: Think So, I mean as long as it's there's no
Speaker 18: like ill intent where he is cheating or thinking about cheating.
Speaker 12: It isn't you know, the worst things.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it is kind of just.
Speaker 12: Who he is. But you know, one time he did
Speaker 12: come home like one night.
Speaker 18: With a spot of paint on the bottom of his shirt,
Speaker 18: and it was a shirt that he had never worn before,
Speaker 18: like on our knights that we paint.
Speaker 3: So I know, like he has to be out painting.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's with her.
Speaker 18: I really don't think he would be doing it with
Speaker 18: his friends. I mean, it's kind of like a girly
Speaker 18: activity and his guy friends wouldn't like that.
Speaker 3: So I just feel like he's out painting with her.
Speaker 5: Well, it's kind of weird for him to show this
Speaker 5: paint on his hands one day and then paint on
Speaker 5: a shirt another. Is it like a color paint or
Speaker 5: could it be like white paint from painting a wall.
Speaker 3: It's usually colored paint, And like he doesn't really it's
Speaker 3: not like I mean, if he painted a.
Speaker 12: Wall, I would know about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean what does he say
Speaker 2: when you like bring it up?
Speaker 3: Well, he tries to kind of act like, oh, I
Speaker 3: forgot to like clean it up.
Speaker 12: From the last time. But this shirt in particular, I'm like,
Speaker 12: you didn't.
Speaker 7: Wear it the last time.
Speaker 3: You didn't wear this when we were painting. So he
Speaker 3: tried to act like, oh, I forgot to like wash
Speaker 3: my hands or stress through this, But that doesn't make
Speaker 3: any sense.
Speaker 5: That would definitely be an unsettling situation outside of the
Speaker 5: paint and the flirtations. Are there Is there anything different
Speaker 5: at home in your relationship.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it's fairly normal, honestly, really
Speaker 3: goodnat tell.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well, we'll see if we can figure
Speaker 1: it out for you. You told us a grocery store.
Speaker 1: He's a rewards card member at So we'll play a
Speaker 1: song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
Speaker 1: be from the grocery store and say that he's this
Speaker 1: month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our florid department,
Speaker 1: and we'll.
Speaker 2: See if he sends those tea or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song come back
Speaker 1: and get your to Catch Cheter next if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for today's To Catch Cheater. Daisy is on
Speaker 1: the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of four
Speaker 1: years is cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call
Speaker 1: him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
Speaker 1: he's a rewards member at and say that he's this
Speaker 1: month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered to anybody that
Speaker 1: he wants and see if he sends them to her
Speaker 1: or to somebody else. But first, Daisy, why don't you
Speaker 1: catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 18: So me and Tom are usually going to these paint
Speaker 18: and ships, and there's been this one girl is always,
Speaker 18: you know, by his side, complimenting every little thing, and
Speaker 18: they're very flirtatious with one another. He does have a
Speaker 18: flirtatious personality, so I couldn't tell if there was any
Speaker 18: intention behind it. But now he's been coming home with
Speaker 18: little like spots of paint on him, like three days
Speaker 18: after the fact that we went on the painting ship,
Speaker 18: so I think he's out painting with this girl or
Speaker 18: going to her classes or something. And I called into
Speaker 18: the show to see if he can help me find
Speaker 18: out if he's cheating.
Speaker 7: Or what the deal is.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
Speaker 2: our rewards card member named Tom.
Speaker 8: Hi, Tom, how are you?
Speaker 2: Please? Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 2: I'm calling to let you know. Congratulations, you're this month's
Speaker 2: big witter. Thank you for shopping with us, Thanks for
Speaker 2: letting me know.
Speaker 1: Absolutely yep you, In case you weren't aware of, Every
Speaker 1: single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've
Speaker 1: just won thirty six long simm read roses, a box
Speaker 1: of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
Speaker 1: to anybody that you want with in the fifty United
Speaker 1: States of America.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, uh okay cool, and you'll deliver.
Speaker 11: Them for me.
Speaker 2: Yes, you'll get confirmations that there is no charge. Is
Speaker 2: absolutely free.
Speaker 1: It's just our way of saying thank you very much
Speaker 1: for shopping and and you know who you want to
Speaker 1: send them to right now or you need me to
Speaker 1: call you back.
Speaker 8: No, No, I think I think I know who I
Speaker 8: want to send to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, great. First thing I would need to be
Speaker 1: the first and last name of the person you would
Speaker 1: like to send them to.
Speaker 8: Yeah, sure, this is my lady friend.
Speaker 1: Her name is Amber, Amber, and uh is there anything
Speaker 1: you like to put on a card to Amber, he says,
Speaker 1: your lady friend.
Speaker 2: I can do a lovey, lovey kind of call ard
Speaker 2: if you'd like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, how about I can't wait to paint you again?
Speaker 12: Baby?
Speaker 2: Whoa every sho?
Speaker 1: That's a spicy one. I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna and I'm not gonna ask any questions.
Speaker 1: But good for you, tom Uh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I know it is mine. We've been doing this,
Speaker 8: we've been doing this activity together.
Speaker 1: She'll get okay, great, Well, now at this point, I'll
Speaker 1: let you know that your girlfriend is probably gonna be
Speaker 1: pretty upset with you. And she's on the phone listening
Speaker 1: because this is actually the Jubil Show, it's a radio show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Well, how could you I knew something like going on
Speaker 12: between you and that girl?
Speaker 3: What are you talking?
Speaker 8: What's happened? What's what's happening right now?
Speaker 12: How could you not like tell me the truth?
Speaker 3: You know that I've been questioning you about it.
Speaker 12: I've been asking you. You've been coming home with paint
Speaker 12: all over you for days now, Like I knew something
Speaker 12: was going on.
Speaker 3: Why are you being dishonest with me?
Speaker 20: Like, I'm not being dishonest. I think I think this
Speaker 20: is being completely blown out of proportion. Obviously, obviously it
Speaker 20: was a joke. Obviously that was a joke.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to paint all over you. Yeah what Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was a joke.
Speaker 8: You would have sent them to me.
Speaker 3: Come on, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 12: I can't believe you would do this to me.
Speaker 3: Like we've been together for.
Speaker 18: Four years and you're going to just let things go
Speaker 18: to waste because you meet some girl on our paintings
Speaker 18: at night that's just to be a romantic date between us.
Speaker 8: You you're the one that said you wanted me to
Speaker 8: be like more adventurous.
Speaker 2: I'm just like I'm.
Speaker 3: Venture Like, Like, let's plan more fun dates like outside.
Speaker 12: The box, not just same old boring ones and go on.
Speaker 12: So I thought paint and sick would.
Speaker 18: Be fun for us.
Speaker 2: You should not blame your girl for a wife.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is absolutely ridiculous. You tell me to do something,
Speaker 8: and now you're getting upset at me, like I don't
Speaker 8: even know.
Speaker 18: You're literally seeing the girl that helps us with the paintings,
Speaker 18: Like like she's the person that teaches us how to paint.
Speaker 3: How much does it feel?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 20: But like I think it's kind of crazy to like
Speaker 20: call me out on this on the radio. I mean,
Speaker 20: like this is like a conversation we should have personally.
Speaker 11: Like this is this.
Speaker 18: I try to have a conversation personally numerous times, and
Speaker 18: you're not, Like you're not giving you keep saying that
Speaker 18: I'm overthinking.
Speaker 12: It's not that serious. There's nothing between you.
Speaker 3: You forgot to look your hair like that doesn't make
Speaker 3: any sense, Like what are.
Speaker 8: You hands all the time? Like this is crazy? This
Speaker 8: is absolutely insane.
Speaker 2: You know, Tom, I mean, at this point, you're busted.
Speaker 2: So to insult her by telling her it was her
Speaker 2: idea and then, I don't know, point fingers in every
Speaker 2: other direction other than looking at yourself seems a little
Speaker 2: bit ridiculous. So you could just own it.
Speaker 8: No, you guys don't even know the half of it. Okay,
Speaker 8: you guys don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 8: And Daisy, you know what, at least Amber, Amber doesn't
Speaker 8: nag me constantly. You know, I'm done with this boy.
Speaker 12: Of course she doesn't because she's okay with being a
Speaker 12: side piece. She knows you've been together for four years.
Speaker 20: Come on, you know she's more than a side piece. Okay,
Speaker 20: she's at least she doesn't nag me and treat me
Speaker 20: like the way you treat me. And I can't believe you.
Speaker 8: Put me on this jubile jewbel What the hell this
Speaker 8: show is?
Speaker 2: I'm done with this man. I'm out of here, all right, Daisy,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know what, it's fine. I'm glad you exposed.
Speaker 3: Him, like, thanks for helping me out.
Speaker 12: I don't think I.
Speaker 18: Would have ever got to the bottom of this if
Speaker 18: I didn't call you, guys, So you know what, this
Speaker 18: is the best thing I can happen now I know
Speaker 18: who he is, and I'll be enjoying stick and paint
Speaker 18: by myself or maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: Not again too nervous, or find someone who isn't so handsy,
Speaker 1: you know, and they just maybe handsy with you when
Speaker 1: you want them.
Speaker 8: To be exactly Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 12: Though, sorry, it's all right, Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 2: Seriously, sounds really strong.
Speaker 12: The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing right now. It's the Jewbil Show,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to freak anybody out. What experts
Speaker 1: have released a list of things you enjoy doing that
Speaker 1: are slowly killing you. Oh no, we'll go over it
Speaker 1: next because some of the answers are surprising. Also call
Speaker 1: us with a ridiculous thing that you think could be
Speaker 1: slowly chipping away at your existence.
Speaker 2: It's eight A eight three four three six one text
Speaker 2: ten four one o six one. We'll go over right
Speaker 2: after this.
Speaker 1: Do me a favor, says you will show think about
Speaker 1: the things you do on a daily basis that you
Speaker 1: really enjoy those things could be slowly taking.
Speaker 2: Your life away if you look at it. On the surface.
Speaker 1: Sounds sad, okay, but that's just the circle of life.
Speaker 1: We're born as little babies who need people to feed us,
Speaker 1: wipe us, purp us. Well, then we grow up and
Speaker 1: at the end of it all, we end up getting
Speaker 1: old and needing people to feed us, wipe us and purpose.
Speaker 2: That's so true.
Speaker 1: It's just life, man, nobody gets out alive. Experts did
Speaker 1: release a list of things we enjoy doing that might
Speaker 1: be slowly killing you, and some of the answers are
Speaker 1: pretty ridiculous, so we'll go over them now. Also call
Speaker 1: us eight at eight three four three one text in
Speaker 1: four one o six one with something that is ridiculous
Speaker 1: that you think might be slowly taking your existence away.
Speaker 1: Some of the things from the list are procrastination, which, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised I'm still walking.
Speaker 2: You do that a lot, and so do I Is
Speaker 2: it doing me?
Speaker 6: You can physically see the effects of procrastination. This show
Speaker 6: wouldn't exist exactly.
Speaker 2: I mean the way I procrastinate.
Speaker 1: I literally should have been gone a long time ago,
Speaker 1: but I procrastinate, So who knows.
Speaker 2: I'll get around to it. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1: List from experts who have released a list of things
Speaker 1: you enjoy that might be slowly taking your life away.
Speaker 2: Energy drinks. We all know that though, right do we?
Speaker 2: They're giving us energy, so kind of it's one of
Speaker 2: those things that helps us during the day.
Speaker 6: Well, the problem with those two is that they're like,
Speaker 6: this one's a healthy one, this one won't is bad.
Speaker 2: That's what the baggage says. It was okay, okay, what's
Speaker 2: in it? Crack? Okay, it's fine. It's also got be twelve.
Speaker 1: So it like, all, what's another thing that you might
Speaker 1: be doing that you really enjoyed that because he's slowly
Speaker 1: taking your life away? Eating ramen every night. They actually
Speaker 1: put that on the list. Literally, Yeah, why is it bad?
Speaker 1: Alefear thought it was good for you.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not good for you because the sodium, right,
Speaker 2: like all that.
Speaker 6: You can just taste it. But at the same time,
Speaker 6: I didn't know that. I ate ramen every night for
Speaker 6: like twenty years. Now what pretty much? Yeah, it is delicious.
Speaker 6: I love it, right, I try to gourmet it up
Speaker 6: with some chicken. Maybe that's why it's.
Speaker 2: Not killing me.
Speaker 1: Here's another one that's interesting because every time I eat these,
Speaker 1: I think these are giving me lice. Bacon wrapped Holopeno
Speaker 1: poppers these on the list. Experts will literally put this
Speaker 1: on the list of things, so.
Speaker 2: It's very specific. Wait, why those I don't know?
Speaker 1: And I pictures I'm doing this research while eating bacon
Speaker 1: wrapped halpena poppers like these are so good, But let's
Speaker 1: do the research on these. Yeah, have a list basically
Speaker 1: very obvious things.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 2: Here's one that's interesting though. Parenting is on the list.
Speaker 2: That scares me that literally, I think that's one of
Speaker 2: the most terrifying things in the world, is the parent Yeah,
Speaker 2: you should be scared. It is one of those things
Speaker 2: where you love it it is the coolest thing in
Speaker 2: the world. It's amazing. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 19: And every night you're like, oh god, I love being
Speaker 19: a parent. Oh I've had five minutes of free time today.
Speaker 19: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: I use those five minutes for nothing productive. I just
Speaker 2: sat there and stared it. Ayah, did somebody say mom
Speaker 2: or dad? Know they didn't there.
Speaker 1: Asleep, but I'm hearing it in my all time. Parents
Speaker 1: are a little jumpy at times. Hey, Whitney on my
Speaker 1: mother in law.
Speaker 14: I love her, of course, she's the mother of my husband,
Speaker 14: the grandmother of my children, and has the best intention.
Speaker 14: There you go, but she is driving me insane. She
Speaker 14: just recently moved like thirty minutes away from us, and
Speaker 14: she did.
Speaker 2: She moved thirty minutes away just to be closer to
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah brother too.
Speaker 14: Yeah it has perks, but like, okay, she brings over
Speaker 14: dinners all the time, but they're chicken and sneak dinners.
Speaker 3: My husband and I have been vegetarian for ten years and.
Speaker 2: That's not good.
Speaker 1: You guys got to eat more protein. Where are you
Speaker 1: getting your protein from if you're just eating veggies?
Speaker 14: Are exactly I mean, the kids love it. You know,
Speaker 14: like we would prefer their vegetarian, but like we're not
Speaker 14: pushing it, you know. So the biggest thing lately is
Speaker 14: recently she told me that.
Speaker 12: She didn't like my makeup.
Speaker 14: She's really into like clothes and hair and makeup, and
Speaker 14: I felt like it was just kind of an awkward
Speaker 14: way to like bond or start a.
Speaker 3: Conversation because the last week she's.
Speaker 12: Come to our house every morning when I'm getting ready for.
Speaker 2: Work to help me with my mate. Are you serious?
Speaker 10: So I'm very serious here, like.
Speaker 1: Sit in the bathroom with you and critique you while
Speaker 1: you're doing your make Yeah, Elsie, that is not going
Speaker 1: to work for today.
Speaker 2: Try another one exactly.
Speaker 14: And she thinks she's been helpful, but literally she's going
Speaker 14: to be the death of me.
Speaker 2: But at least you're gonna look good. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: you're good. This time for a name is what's trending.
Speaker 5: Watched out Costco Dog because there's another dog ready to
Speaker 5: take your place.
Speaker 2: What you know as a dog. Yeah, I'm sorry hot
Speaker 2: dog did not register.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of like a mascot. I was like,
Speaker 1: they have a dog for a mascot, But the hot
Speaker 1: dogs are good at Costco.
Speaker 2: Hot Dogs at Costco are excellent. It's a dollar fifty.
Speaker 5: Over forty years ago, that hot dog debuted for a
Speaker 5: dollar fifty and they never changed the price since. But
Speaker 5: now Sam's Club is testing something new that they're calling
Speaker 5: the holly Dog. Oh it kind of makes me sick
Speaker 5: just to like read it, but here we go. It's
Speaker 5: a mash between Thanksgiving and Christmas. So it's a hot
Speaker 5: dog that has toppings like mashed potatoes, fucking pie, Christmas cookies,
Speaker 5: and candy canes and it's like all on this platter
Speaker 5: with the hot dog. This is one of those times
Speaker 5: where it's like America's food choices, like this might be
Speaker 5: too far.
Speaker 2: Good thing. They sell total of vipri and bulk there.
Speaker 2: I don't know anybody that would eat that, do you.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of into the hot dog of mashed potatoes
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 15: I don't know why you said it, And I was like, grow,
Speaker 15: what if it's a turkey dog too, that would work?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 6: So you're so bougie that your turkey has to be
Speaker 6: shaped a certain way to eat it?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but hey, if you're into it, it sounds good
Speaker 5: to you, like it does to produce a broad go
Speaker 5: get you that holly dog at Sam's Club.
Speaker 1: Other than the holly dog Sam's Wiener's Sam's.
Speaker 2: Club, that actually would probably be a little bit more. Yes, okay, So.
Speaker 5: There's a list of the most dominant quotes of twenty
Speaker 5: twenty four. This is kind of interesting. Yale University actually
Speaker 5: is the one that came out with these top three, and.
Speaker 2: I viewed me about this, throw my a quotes from me.
Speaker 2: I thought it would be kind of funny just to
Speaker 2: go over.
Speaker 5: But the top one, of course, came from Taylor Swift
Speaker 5: when she called herself the childish cat Lady. That's the
Speaker 5: number one quote of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Technically it's a J. D. Mance quote. She took it
Speaker 2: and made it. Oh so she remixed it. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: remixed it. She took it and made it.
Speaker 5: You're not wrong, No, you're not at all. I mean,
Speaker 5: these are all political quotes that have to have made
Speaker 5: the top three quotes. The second was from President Biden
Speaker 5: that said, today I signed a pardon for my son Hunter.
Speaker 2: After I said I wasn't going to. I figured his
Speaker 2: quote would be, huh, what time is it?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then the last will never be forgotten it's when
Speaker 5: Donald Trump said in Springfield, they're eating the dogs the.
Speaker 8: People that came there, they're eating the cat.
Speaker 2: Gosh, I forgot about that. And then he doubled down
Speaker 2: an interview. They're like, so that's been proven wrong. What
Speaker 2: do you have to say? What about the geese? They're
Speaker 2: also going to do the geese? Were like, all right,
Speaker 2: there are many other animals in a history book. And
Speaker 2: those are the dreams you see.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh man, Myra children are gonna feel real bad
Speaker 5: for us one day.
Speaker 2: Trump voice is so funny that you can eat it
Speaker 2: so well, and the facial expression, the whole body that
Speaker 2: was trending.
Speaker 8: Jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Sweet?
Speaker 2: Let's here?
Speaker 3: That is it?
Speaker 16: Okay? Oh my god?
Speaker 12: I like to crustius as a girl.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 16: And so sometimes I like to wear like white capris
Speaker 16: mm hmm. And I like to get on a chocolate
Speaker 16: I'll take with like I can a chocolate of my butt.
Speaker 16: And I like to go to like a store like
Speaker 16: area where I know people like to get like attention
Speaker 16: from people. Do you want to see choco all of
Speaker 16: your pants? I'm like, we like surprise on somebou wung.
Speaker 16: But it's just I don't know, I get that thrill
Speaker 16: having like chocolate all in my button, walking around it
Speaker 16: and being in public.
Speaker 5: Which part gives you the thrill that people are looking
Speaker 5: at your butt or that they're shocked that there's chocolate
Speaker 5: on it?
Speaker 11: I think like both.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 16: I just I just think it's funny enough, like wearing
Speaker 16: like white capris and I kind of chocolate and I
Speaker 16: don't know, it's it's weird.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's one way to get a compliment on
Speaker 2: your butt. Oh yeah, yeah, well enjoy it, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fun sounds fun.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, thank you for a yeah.
Speaker 2: If they've been like, hey, I just commented on chocolate
Speaker 2: on somebody's butt the other day.
Speaker 4: We.
Speaker 1: Did it on per base, thank you for telling us
Speaker 1: your dirty little secrets.
Speaker 2: Hello, funny, Hey, what's up you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 12: Yes, thank you, I'm running outside.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're excited to hear it.
Speaker 20: Okay.
Speaker 2: So my ex husband he was cheating on me, which
Speaker 2: is I'm sorry, No, it's fine, it is what it is.
Speaker 21: So whenever I found out he was shooting on me
Speaker 21: with someone that he was working with. Whenever I left him.
Speaker 21: I called his work and I told them that they
Speaker 21: were seeing each other and it kept them fired.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and they don't know that was you, obviously. No,
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 16: No problem, love you guys.
Speaker 2: I listened to this morning. Oh thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Have a good day, you do, Bye bye. What's your
Speaker 2: dirty little secret?