WEBVTT - #293: See You Next Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up Up, dot Up. They making noise,

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<v Speaker 1>dot Up, start.

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<v Speaker 2>Up Up, Dada, dot Up.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode two ninety three. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. What's good?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Gary?

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<v Speaker 3>And he's brody, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, I'm happy. It's a sunny day here in

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<v Speaker 1>New York City. It's beautiful. We're recording this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sunny, but it's also windy and cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know what, it's gonna be eighty degrees

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday around this these parts.

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<v Speaker 3>And and oh that'd be nice to me. You won't

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<v Speaker 3>be here, Yeah, I won't.

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<v Speaker 1>And in fact, it's gonna be warmer here than it

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be where I'm going because I'm leaving for

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<v Speaker 1>vacation tomorrow and I'm headed to Marbella, Spain, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the south of Spain. You know, it's the.

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<v Speaker 3>Less cities you're going to explore.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of the cities. Yeah, And I could say this,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a uh, you know, we know, you know a Beiza.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard of a Beza, You've heard of Majorca. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the least known of the three.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, yeah, I'm with the ABC islands. Everyone

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<v Speaker 3>knows a Aruba and yeah, the Bahamas and all that stuff. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's crazy. This is not the Okay, it's not

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<v Speaker 3>part of the ABC Islands. No, Bahamas is not an island,

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<v Speaker 3>Yes it is. No, it's a series of islands, the Bahamas,

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<v Speaker 3>the Bahaman Islands. Yeah, there's a bunch of islands in

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<v Speaker 3>there this series. The Bahamas isn't an island. I said

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<v Speaker 3>ABC Islands. There's one, A, one, B one, c Aruba,

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<v Speaker 3>Bonair and Curasow. Most people don't know bonn Air. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>you don't know what. You just thought the Bahamas was

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<v Speaker 3>in there. I'm surprise you didn't say Boston.

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<v Speaker 1>The hell is bon Air.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one of the three ABC Islands.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds the point it sounds like a failed airline

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<v Speaker 1>flying flying bon Air. Well, anyway, so I'm thinking going

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<v Speaker 1>to Marbella, nice relaxation. Got my my bathing suits out here,

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<v Speaker 1>about to pack that up all.

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<v Speaker 3>You know me the last one your dad's.

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<v Speaker 1>Was bandah Hammock. Now I'm I say that for my

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<v Speaker 1>sister for her trip. And you know I got got

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<v Speaker 1>all the you know, everything is I'm the last minute packer.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just basically you know, putting everything together, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I just look at the weather and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, this is awful. Brodie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't say I feel bad for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be like a high of like sixty six

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<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna be down to fifty two at night.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going with told Darren, you know, he's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's his he got a house over there, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>staying rent free and and it's you know, we're just

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out for a few days, and he's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>make sure you bring a sweater for at night. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, I'm not prepared for this. And meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City eighty degrees and sunny. Yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he should just stay home. That's why I plan my

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<v Speaker 1>vacation in New Jersey. By the way, after you go there,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to the Netherlands, right, the nether region, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the Netherlands. I'm going to Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually gonna be warmer in Amsterdam at seventy degrees

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<v Speaker 1>than it's gonna be in Spain.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what what other part of the world

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<v Speaker 3>is owned by the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me. See you're testing me. Let's go, let's go here.

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<v Speaker 3>Sweden, No, Norway. You think you think you think the

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<v Speaker 3>Netherlands owns Sweden.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Netherlands is Denmark, Finland, Sweden and Norway.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Are you serious? Are you serious? The Netherlands is

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<v Speaker 3>like hold on? Do you think the Netherlands is like

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<v Speaker 3>New England where it's Boston and Connecticut and Vermont and

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<v Speaker 3>New Hampshire. Do you think the Netherlands is a multi

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<v Speaker 3>country place you're going to?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the Netherlands is Amsterdam. No, the Netherlands part of

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<v Speaker 1>the Netherlands, right, Okay, Amsterdam is a city. Yeah, in Holland.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. No, Well, talk to me then, teach me.

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<v Speaker 1>Teach me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh old wise one. I'm wise, definitely old, not old, thanks, Dick.

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<v Speaker 3>Just as old as I am, pretty much. Let me

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<v Speaker 3>tell you a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, why don't you why don't you sit me on

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<v Speaker 1>your lap there, Professor Brody.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to get you to say the island

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<v Speaker 3>of bon Air, because we just talked about bon Air

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<v Speaker 3>and bon Air is owned by the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>But wait a second, geographically, it's nowhere near the Netherlands. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so we don't own Guam or Alaska, you dumb ass,

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't think about I don't think about why. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand what you're saying. So so the British all

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<v Speaker 1>the Bahamas Virgin Islands. Okay, we have the US Virgin Islands,

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<v Speaker 1>and they just don't own the Bahamas. The Bahamas their

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<v Speaker 1>own country. Yeah, but the aren't they occupied by the British.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're driving they were years ago. They drive

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<v Speaker 1>on the opposite side of the road over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they don't own them anymore, just like we don't

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<v Speaker 3>own the Philippines anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>America own the Philippines and one not owned but ruled

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<v Speaker 3>over the Philippines. Now, now my head's starting to hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the Panama Canal used to be ours. We

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<v Speaker 3>gave it back. We own Wait, we own Puerto Rico, right,

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<v Speaker 3>we do. Yes, it's a commonwealth of the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>It's territory.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a commonwealth. But the Netherlands. When I think of

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<v Speaker 1>the Netherlands, I think of the region in Europe. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't really think of bonn Air, which is

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the Caribbean.

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<v Speaker 3>My point was we were talking about bonn Air because

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't know it and it happens to be a

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<v Speaker 3>part of the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>You are you know, you are you are you are

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<v Speaker 1>the fresh prick of bonn Air.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you now, that's very good. Now go ahead and

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<v Speaker 3>tell me what other countries are part of the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>As I said, uh, Finland, Denmark, Norway and Sweden.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and Amsterdam. So he was at five other countries.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are Dutch, They're all du well well, and Amsterdam

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<v Speaker 3>is Dutch. Build Holland area. Yeah, Holland and Amsterdam are

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<v Speaker 3>cities in the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct.

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<v Speaker 3>Those other countries you mentioned are countries. The Netherlands is

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<v Speaker 3>one country. You are going to a country called the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, you are so lost.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, have you never watched the Olympics?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you never like read a book you're going to mister,

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<v Speaker 3>I love to explore cities.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot be the only one slices. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear this one on Slice time next week. Not asking

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<v Speaker 1>about slices. You work in the media. And more importantly,

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<v Speaker 1>unlike the slices, you are going to the Netherlands next week,

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<v Speaker 1>which is and I haven't been there before you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to Sweden. No, I'm going to Amsterdam, which you

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<v Speaker 1>think is what a country of the Netherlands. Amsterdam is

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<v Speaker 1>a country. Well the city, are you sure? And they're Dutch?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, the Netherlands is they're all Dutch. What do you

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<v Speaker 3>know about Dutch other than ovens? The Dutch live in

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<v Speaker 3>the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Okay, what I'm trying to say is it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably not common knowledge all the ship that you just

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<v Speaker 1>threw at me. You're you're because you're not only insulting me.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you think I think you're. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're I think you're. You're insulting half their slices

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, as I said, as I said, the slices of

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<v Speaker 3>may or may not know that, but none of them

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<v Speaker 3>are going to the Netherlands next week.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's all, but Brody, that's all the more reason

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<v Speaker 1>you should know. No, that's all the more reason why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to learn and explore new things now when

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<v Speaker 1>I come back from my trip. If you had quizzed

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<v Speaker 1>me and I didn't know any of this, then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a schmuck.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still a schmuck because you think because I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>been there. It's a city in the country. In the Netherlands,

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<v Speaker 3>I think, what.

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<v Speaker 1>You you think the Netherlands is a bunch of countries,

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<v Speaker 1>the way New England is a bunch of states. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I hear New Netherlands is plural, so I can only

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<v Speaker 1>imagine as a bunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Of scattered lands. It's the lands.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's plural, like like uh so heartlands. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>when you think of countries like Norway and Finland and

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<v Speaker 1>Denmark and Sweden in that area, there's not there's not

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<v Speaker 1>a grouping. They don't call themselves something together, you know

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<v Speaker 1>how like you know how like a bunch of they

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<v Speaker 1>call it like the UK. You know, there's London, England

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<v Speaker 1>and then you got some areas there, don't you isn't

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<v Speaker 1>there something like it's called It's not the U, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the UK, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it the UK? No, it's Finland.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of the UK. They're just countries. But I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was referred to the Netherlands. I thought was a region. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the Netherlands is a country. They wear orange in the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't call it that.

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<v Speaker 3>They can't do the the Netherlands. That's why you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to the Netherlands. I don't know, man, I just I

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<v Speaker 3>just it's it's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird to be calling it the Netherlands as a

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<v Speaker 1>country because the bronx is the Bronx. Well, if I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to Sweden, I'm going to Stockholm, Sweden. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to whatever country city in Norway. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>a city in Finland, a city in Denmark. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>pronounce them all. Sorry, but I'm not. I'm going to Amsterdam, Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 3>That's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh my god, it's like pulling teeth. No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the name of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people were it was Holland Holland. But it's you

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<v Speaker 3>said Holland was a city.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also a tunnel. Hello, I live I live above it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you you do, you do live above well, you're

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<v Speaker 3>close to above it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, but if you're thinking about it, I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>always think of Amsterdam and Holland together, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>of I thought the Netherlands was a region, an area

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<v Speaker 1>in that region, the same way the UK. Okay, where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm where we're going in circles? Okay, I I can't

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<v Speaker 1>be the only one that didn't know that. But what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is, in a week and a half, I

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<v Speaker 1>will have that knowledge. I'll come utalize you're not in Norway.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come back from my trip and I will have

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<v Speaker 1>learned something. Yeah, as I do with every trip that

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<v Speaker 1>I go on. You know, Switzerland is nowhere near where

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<v Speaker 1>you're going, right. I never said Switzerland.

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<v Speaker 3>I said Sweden, and I'm just saying I want to

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<v Speaker 3>make sure because some people confuse Sweden with Switzerland. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna be near Belgium. Do you think Belgium is

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<v Speaker 3>part of the Belarus? Are you near there? Will be

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<v Speaker 3>near there?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No Belgium. All right, good listen. I wasn't I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't great in geography. Okay, okay, take a deep breath.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary and rotie man, you know how to ruin a

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<v Speaker 1>good time?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I I I'm dumbfounded by you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's everywhere there. No, it's not everywhere. It's like when

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<v Speaker 3>Greg Teeth thought Alaska and Hawaii near each other on maps,

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<v Speaker 3>they put them both in the bottom. That's fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>What if he doesn't you're trying to compare me to

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<v Speaker 1>a high school kid that wears a Nirvana T shirt. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm companion because because I'm wearing a shirt, right, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to the net You're going to the going to

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing a shirt and I don't know what band

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<v Speaker 1>that is or what they sing. It's just a pretty design.

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<v Speaker 1>So yes, I might be I may be the equivalent

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<v Speaker 1>of that. So I so you think Netherlands is multiple countries.

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<v Speaker 1>Therefore you think the Netherlands is in what country? Which

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<v Speaker 1>of the many countries part of the Netherlands is I

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<v Speaker 1>think they were a grouping of Holland and Finland and

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<v Speaker 1>Sweden and all right, I know that now. Thanks Oh boy. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel better and worse at the same time. Another

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<v Speaker 1>bonehead thing that happened to me, Uh huh. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to Miami last weekend, and then, which is part of

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<v Speaker 1>the go ahead the North America's, instead of staying in

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<v Speaker 1>Miami Beach and just like you know, doing that same

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<v Speaker 1>beat over and over again like I normally do, I

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<v Speaker 1>decided to venture up to to Delray Beach and then

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<v Speaker 1>I went to West Palm and spent some time up there. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>very nice when we were in del Rey for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I'm in a beach town, at a beachy hotel,

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<v Speaker 1>there was no sunblock to be found, and I needed

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<v Speaker 1>my sunbumb. Oh my god, Brodie, I love that sunbumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a commercial, not a sponsor, but I had. And

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<v Speaker 1>the sun was hot, like eighty degrees beating directly on us. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so my friends and I we ventured outside the hotel, like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go find some sunblock. They're like, oh, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go to the Walgreens twelve minutes away. Dude, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a sunburn walking no to Walgreens to buy sunblock. How

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<v Speaker 1>stupid is that? I'm trying to I'm walking to get sunblocked,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got a fucking sunburn. That is irony. That's irony.

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<v Speaker 3>Not a coincidence, No, it's it's it's terrible irony.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew, I knew you. I knew you'd love that

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<v Speaker 1>because had I not ventured out to look for sunblock,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably wouldn't have gotten a sunburn.

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<v Speaker 3>That's correct, only you. But you're going to a country

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<v Speaker 3>would would That's an island that uh, I won't have

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<v Speaker 3>any sunshine, So that's perfect for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I don't need to bring the sunblock on this trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I'm last minute, man, I I can't even look.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even pack a bag. Now I'm thinking like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh shit, maybe I should go buy a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>So when this podcast is over, I may go buy

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<v Speaker 1>a new piece of luggage because I don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>proper large piece that you would check. I only have

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<v Speaker 1>like like carry on ship. You know, and well, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be gone for a week, but more than that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be gone for like ten nights. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know multiple client climates. I don't know what the hell

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing here.

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<v Speaker 3>Brody, You're going to a Nordic country and a beach,

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<v Speaker 3>like that's two different.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're screwed. I don't know what I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>You travel all the time, I know, but I but

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<v Speaker 1>I travel lightly. I travel with a big backpack or

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<v Speaker 1>a duffel bag and a carry on or I take

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<v Speaker 1>my carry on and it has a zip on it

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<v Speaker 1>and I can expand it to a check in a

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<v Speaker 1>checked bag. But I'm gonna need something bigger than that

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<v Speaker 1>checked bag. I have one piece of luggage. Okay, if

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<v Speaker 1>you get one giant piece of luggage to take on

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<v Speaker 1>this trip.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you gonna keep it when you get home?

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<v Speaker 3>Your apartment's tiny, You have no storage.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem. That's why I don't own it. You

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<v Speaker 1>have room under your bed? No my bed there there

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<v Speaker 1>isn't no my bed is solid underneath, there's no there's

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<v Speaker 1>no like room under the bed for anything. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>a so.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you're gonna buy a suitcase, You're gonna what

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<v Speaker 3>you can do? Sell it when you get home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put it in storage, I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're gonna have to. You live in a one

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<v Speaker 3>bedroom apartment. You barely have room of that stack of

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<v Speaker 3>papers bond you.

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<v Speaker 1>How crazy is that? I'm gonna put my suitcase in storage,

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<v Speaker 1>put storage in the storage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the life you have.

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<v Speaker 1>That's is that irony too?

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's a shitty That's what I think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>We all can't be rich and bougie like you, Brodie, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>rich and bougie. I sold my house. How am I

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<v Speaker 1>rich and bougie? You sold your house? Look at you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm not rich or boogie condo living now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in a rental. This is what the empty nesters do

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<v Speaker 1>it's I guess, yeah, sure, sure, all right, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I need help from the slices.

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<v Speaker 3>I said something on Slice.

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<v Speaker 1>Time this past episode, the two ninety two Slice Time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, oh, I got a great story.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell it on Brooklyn Boys. And I just realized

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't write it down. I can't, for the life

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<v Speaker 3>of me, remember what it was. But I said it

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<v Speaker 3>on Slice Time. I said, oh, I have this thing

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<v Speaker 3>about a thing, and I'll mention on on the Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I can't remember what it was. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>anybody get mad at me. I realized, now I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to go back to listen to Slice Time so that

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<v Speaker 3>I could talk about it when Scary gets back from

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<v Speaker 3>his vacation. But speaking of Slice Time, whenever you hear this,

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<v Speaker 3>Scary when you come back with vacation, what's the.

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<v Speaker 1>Date, m May the fourth be with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Very nice Saturday. So keep in mind we are not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be able to record till the sixth. So if

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna leave a Slice Time for this episode you're

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<v Speaker 3>listening to right now, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do it

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<v Speaker 3>until like the second of May, a third of May,

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<v Speaker 3>because it raises after a week, doesn't it right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well no, no, I think we fixed that problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. May first leave it may first,

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<v Speaker 1>You're you'll be safe, Okay, right, that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And this episode is going to be your episode for

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend next right, curious on vacation and some housekeeping here, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well this weekend next week. I don't know when we're

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<v Speaker 1>dropping this episode whatever, but anyway, housekeeping. It has come

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<v Speaker 1>to my attention that several of you are not getting

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<v Speaker 1>notifications through the iHeart radio app correct when new episode drops.

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<v Speaker 1>There were That is an internal issue that they've been

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<v Speaker 1>working through. Here's my best advice. If you're hearing my

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<v Speaker 1>voice right now and you're listening to this episode, do

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<v Speaker 1>yourself a favor. No matter what. If you're listening in Spotify, iHeart,

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<v Speaker 1>hit the hit the notify me button, there's definitely a

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<v Speaker 1>way to be notified of new episodes. Hit the subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not subscribed, subscribe to us please. Problem is

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<v Speaker 1>it's not sending out notifications, but also subscribe on my

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<v Speaker 1>next thing I was gonna say was and then subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>on several platforms Apple Music and specifically H Spotify, Dezer Dezer, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon Music, Amazon Music. Get the notification this way because

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<v Speaker 1>guess what, Brody, I got my notifications on all the

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<v Speaker 1>apps except for our native app, iHeartRadio Raw Raw, iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's another way to note except for next week with

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<v Speaker 3>scares on vacation. We do two episodes every week we

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<v Speaker 3>do Brooklyn Boys and a slice time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but your life doesn't work like that. People need

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<v Speaker 1>to be reminded.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I reminder, Well, you know what in your phone,

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<v Speaker 3>Go in your calendar, leave yourself a reminder on like

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday or Friday every week. Check the tap the Book

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<v Speaker 3>of Boys episodes out exact. But anyway, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a little housekeeping.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of technology and podcasting, I went to a seminar

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<v Speaker 3>last night. It was a podcast AI seminar where you

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<v Speaker 3>could learn about how to use AI to improve your

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<v Speaker 3>post production, pre production, whatever you could use AI to

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<v Speaker 3>help you at your podcast. Yeah, what'd you learn? And

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of things, well, a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sitting in the second row. It was all

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<v Speaker 1>folding chairs in this conference room, this room they rented,

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<v Speaker 1>and the experts up at the front table and this

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the microphones and everything, and this beautiful woman

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<v Speaker 1>comes in. A woman of color walks in, and she

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<v Speaker 1>has the most incredible hair. I mean her hair is long,

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<v Speaker 1>halfway down her back and frizzed out I would say

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<v Speaker 1>six inches at least on both sides of her head. Nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, just the most beautiful woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picturing it. She is.

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<v Speaker 3>She was I'd have to say leap eleven and she

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<v Speaker 3>had heels on. Beautiful woman. She came in a little late,

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<v Speaker 3>and she came in with a friend. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if the friend was her. It was another woman. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if they were together romantically. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>The other woman had a buzz cut. Okay, so first

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<v Speaker 3>of all, the one woman had enough hair for both

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<v Speaker 3>of them. So I guess she was like, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna wear big hair tonight. Well I'm gonna go with

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<v Speaker 3>no hair tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 3>They just with complete opposites. However, she came in and

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<v Speaker 3>she sat in the front row and everyone behind her,

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<v Speaker 3>I was a little off to the left. Everyone behind

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<v Speaker 3>her had to either lean or pick up their chairs

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<v Speaker 3>and move because her hair.

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<v Speaker 1>She was it was like it was like a lion's mane. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she was very tall, but her hair was not only

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<v Speaker 1>tall on top of her already being tall, but her

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<v Speaker 1>hair went out sideways wide. I mean, the most beautiful, unbelieved.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that disrespectful then for her to do what she did.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to talk to her afterwards. A very nice woman,

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<v Speaker 3>very nice, stunning. But I think if you know that

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<v Speaker 3>your hair is the size of a medicine ball, you

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<v Speaker 3>you can't sit in the front road. You have to

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<v Speaker 3>know that you're going to be blocking four people. Legitimately

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<v Speaker 3>four people were blocked and they all moved because, like.

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<v Speaker 1>She was completely unaware. But how do you scary? How

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<v Speaker 1>do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you not aware that you're walking around with

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<v Speaker 3>a helmethead? I think I think she pulled the no

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<v Speaker 3>fucks given lever.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly nice. It wasn't like she was bitch like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my hair. People gotta deal with it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting up front. I call y'all, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Well, would you have said something? Would you like,

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<v Speaker 3>excuse me, No, you can't do it. You can't do that. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I just I just would have gone to the back.

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<v Speaker 3>I would be like, hey, listen, I'm five six feet

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<v Speaker 3>tall whatever, and my hair makes me six ' eight.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go sit in the back. You have to, like,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're a Ram Lincoln wearing a top hat, somebody's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna shoot you for sitting in front of them at

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<v Speaker 3>the theater. Anyway, that wasn't that wasn't the worst part.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to tell you what one other person

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll tell you a little bit about this podcast seminar,

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<v Speaker 3>because it was very awkward for me, very awkward. After

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast thing, people were mingling everybody, you know, everybody's

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<v Speaker 3>talking to other podcasters, everybody's chatting it up. And these

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<v Speaker 3>two people are talking to each other and I sort

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<v Speaker 3>of like they catch my eye and they start talking

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<v Speaker 3>to me. So there's a triangle going on, right, but

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<v Speaker 3>they're both in front of me, so it's not like

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<v Speaker 3>an even triangle. It's like me and I'm facing the

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<v Speaker 3>two of them. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So like one of them standing at like eleven o'clock,

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<v Speaker 3>one of them staying at one o'clock, and I'm at

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<v Speaker 3>six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, one of them has horrific breath. Scary it made

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<v Speaker 1>yours look good, smell good.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, I may I may have a little tinge

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<v Speaker 3>of garlic sometimes occasionally. Yes, this was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Grease in a grease trap, or like the like your

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<v Speaker 1>your your your toilets back up and you get the

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<v Speaker 1>pipes in the basement.

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<v Speaker 3>Who was that yellow? It was okay, it was right, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was trying to figure out like which way

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<v Speaker 3>to turn my head, but I didn't know which one

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<v Speaker 3>was emanating the awfulness. So like I would like I

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<v Speaker 3>took like a step back everyone like every like five

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<v Speaker 3>ten seconds, I would like creep a little back, and

0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:25.119
<v Speaker 3>they would creep forward, like you know, like they they

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 3>thought I was like too far away, but they didn't

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<v Speaker 3>realized I was moving. So I finished up with both

0:23:30.160 --> 0:23:32.120
<v Speaker 3>of them, and then I had to watch them talk

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<v Speaker 3>to other people to see who would react to which

0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:38.679
<v Speaker 3>guy until I watched other people backing away from the

0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:41.160
<v Speaker 3>one guy with the glasses, and I'm like, oh my god,

0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:43.360
<v Speaker 3>it's him. So I had to avoid him the rest

0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 3>of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary. It was fucking painfully stinky, just awfulness.

0:23:49.600 --> 0:23:52.119
<v Speaker 3>And he wanted to talk to me because I have

0:23:52.160 --> 0:23:54.640
<v Speaker 3>a successful podcast, So he came over to me again.

0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:56.280
<v Speaker 3>Later He's like, hey, I wanted to talk to you.

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.560
<v Speaker 3>About some software things. I was like, okay, all right,

0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.359
<v Speaker 3>here's the thing, and I want to know how you

0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:06.560
<v Speaker 3>would handle this. I will admit to you I was

0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:08.720
<v Speaker 3>wearing a Brooklyn Boys shirt. I thought that would be

0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:11.480
<v Speaker 3>a good ice breaker. If everyone's a podcaster, I want

0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:14.280
<v Speaker 3>my podcast shirt. I'm sure other people be wearing podcast shirt.

0:24:14.400 --> 0:24:17.479
<v Speaker 3>Sure nobody was wearing a podcast shirt. And did anybody

0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:20.600
<v Speaker 3>recognize you in your Brooklyn Boy shirt? No, but they

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 3>all commented and said, oh, are you from Brooklyn? What's

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:27.119
<v Speaker 3>your podcast about? So I so I asked a question.

0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:30.359
<v Speaker 3>I asked a question to the experts on the panel,

0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:36.199
<v Speaker 3>and they start asking me questions, Oh, well, tell us

0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:38.520
<v Speaker 3>about your podcast. Why don't you just why don't you

0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:39.399
<v Speaker 3>just try to get sponsors?

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:42.159
<v Speaker 1>Say, well, we're already signed to a major corporation, we

0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:45.240
<v Speaker 1>have sponsors, and we have we have commercials. Oh you do?

0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:49.080
<v Speaker 3>And do you do you have more than five thousand

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:51.960
<v Speaker 3>downloads a week? I'm like, you know, I was trying

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:54.200
<v Speaker 3>to be calm. I was like, yeah, So now people

0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:55.880
<v Speaker 3>in the room are all looking and turning and looking

0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:58.600
<v Speaker 3>at me, and I'm trying to say too much because

0:24:58.640 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 3>you know, we're I mean, we're promoted on a major

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:04.440
<v Speaker 3>network by a major company, and we have promos running

0:25:04.440 --> 0:25:07.359
<v Speaker 3>on the Elvis Duran Morning Show, and we have merchandise,

0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 3>and we have loyal fans and two podcasts and fan

0:25:10.920 --> 0:25:13.199
<v Speaker 3>clubs and everything. And I'm like, yeah, I said, you know,

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 3>we have we have social media presence and you know, uh, well,

0:25:17.160 --> 0:25:18.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, have you thought about merchandise?

0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Don't mean to brag, but kind of a big deal. Yes, right.

0:25:24.160 --> 0:25:26.199
<v Speaker 3>So I'm trying to play it like I'm just a

0:25:26.240 --> 0:25:28.280
<v Speaker 3>podcast guy looking to answer ask questions.

0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Are you Will Ferrell and Anchorman? Uh?

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:35.400
<v Speaker 3>No, stay classes san Diego. I was trying to stay classy,

0:25:35.680 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 3>but they kept asking me questions, well have you thought

0:25:38.840 --> 0:25:41.160
<v Speaker 3>about doing maybe? Because I was asking him like how

0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:43.640
<v Speaker 3>can I use AI to grow our audience? He's like, well,

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:45.399
<v Speaker 3>you know, have you tried other ways to grow your audience?

0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:47.720
<v Speaker 3>Do you have a social media presence?

0:25:48.400 --> 0:25:49.280
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah.

0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:52.160
<v Speaker 3>You're like, Bill, do you have more than ten thousand followers?

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm like yeah, I said, my co host has like

0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:58.040
<v Speaker 3>two hundred thousand, and I have about a hundred thousand

0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:02.360
<v Speaker 3>between my you know, Twitter and some so like, oh, okay,

0:26:02.800 --> 0:26:04.960
<v Speaker 3>have you ever thought about maybe doing a lie? Like

0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:06.720
<v Speaker 3>an event. I go, We've done that.

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:08.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've done we have an event with our listeners.

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Well have you thought about maybe having like a fan

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 1>page at Facebook that we have that? Uh so everything

0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:17.439
<v Speaker 1>he suggested. I'm like, we've done. And so people in

0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 1>the room are like, sounds like you're you were you

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:23.120
<v Speaker 1>were the mathematician uh in taking advanced calculus, but you're

0:26:23.160 --> 0:26:26.639
<v Speaker 1>going back to the third grade. I was like, you

0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:28.760
<v Speaker 1>know what, I was like, I was like the kid.

0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:32.880
<v Speaker 3>In the Spanish class who's from a Spanish speaking country. Yeah,

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:34.879
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, you know you.

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Nessito la plum right, but they totally so. So what

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:41.160
<v Speaker 1>would you have done in that situation? Scary?

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:43.360
<v Speaker 3>Would you have been like not say anything? Or would

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:46.520
<v Speaker 3>you be like, hey I'm scary Jones? Uh No, I

0:26:46.640 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 3>stay humble and the words of Kendrick Lamar Okay, just

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 3>stay humble. Well who's been dissed by Drake? All right,

0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:55.159
<v Speaker 3>Well when we come back and I want to take

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:56.680
<v Speaker 3>a break, we come back from the break, I want

0:26:56.680 --> 0:26:59.399
<v Speaker 3>to tell you about the woman who recognized you, not

0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:03.679
<v Speaker 3>me at this event. Huh the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Wait will be right back.

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Wait, Wait, wait a second, Brody, Wait, Wait, go ahead,

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.760
<v Speaker 1>said yeah, I wasn't at the event. That's correct that

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:14.160
<v Speaker 1>you were talking about before we took the commercial break.

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:16.679
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean correct? How does how do a

0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 1>woman recognize me? At the event you went to? There

0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>was a woman I want to say, she was in

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:24.880
<v Speaker 1>her sixties. She's a pausting her husband or podcasters, very

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:28.239
<v Speaker 1>nice woman, and she's talking to me about always your

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 1>podcast about Brooklyn. No my co host, and I, you know,

0:27:32.200 --> 0:27:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I try to explain. You know, it's hard to explain

0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 1>this podcast. I explained it shows Oh, and goes, so, yeah,

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn boys. Are you from Brooklyn? Yeah, we're both

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>from Brooklyn. That's her And she looks at the shirt

0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:44.479
<v Speaker 1>and at the bottom it says Scary and Brody, And

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:50.639
<v Speaker 1>so she says scary, Are you scary? I said, no,

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:56.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm and Brody. Do you know someone named Scary?

0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, he's on my shirt. He's my co host.

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that the same guy from the morning show? Yeah,

0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:05.680
<v Speaker 1>there's only one Scary. Yes, that's my co host. Yeah

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 1>you know him, Yeah, yes, I know him. I do

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 1>a podcast with him. That's on the shirt. I'm on

0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:13.240
<v Speaker 1>the shirt with him. Oh, how long do you know?

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:16.359
<v Speaker 1>Him twenty five years you worked with him. I listen,

0:28:16.520 --> 0:28:19.880
<v Speaker 1>I love you guys. Oh you do you know the show?

0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I know scary? I say, okay, do you know Brody? No,

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 1>not so much. Listen, I said, do you listen? Do

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:29.480
<v Speaker 1>you listen to the phone taps? Oh?

0:28:29.520 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 3>I love those calls where you get everybody so upset.

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>On the ones that you've done for twenty years. Half

0:28:35.080 --> 0:28:37.879
<v Speaker 1>I did, like half of them. Oh, I guess maybe

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I heard them. I go, you've heard scary. Oh, yes,

0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 1>it's scary. Yeah, he's on your podcast. You know him?

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:46.240
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, I know him. By the way, you're a

0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 3>big fan.

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 1>Put a time sand Put a time stamp here, David

0:28:49.280 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Brody here on episode two ninety three, oh twenty twenty

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 1>eight minutes in time stamp Scary and Brody. Check me

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:01.840
<v Speaker 1>why it's called that? Thank you? Thank you?

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.600
<v Speaker 3>Everybody with a sixty year old lady who barely listened,

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 3>don't matter.

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 1>But that's why it's scary and brody. And there you go, slices,

0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 1>that's why it says, that's why it's scary and brody.

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:14.560
<v Speaker 3>That's not why usually talking.

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 1>You're having a conversation with the woman. We made it

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:17.920
<v Speaker 1>scary and Brody.

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Originally you know why, and then I you know, listen, listen.

0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:25.120
<v Speaker 1>The point is you got recognized off of the the

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:27.360
<v Speaker 1>six letters on my shirt ESK.

0:29:29.040 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 3>Seven letters. Did you tell her? I said, Hi? No,

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 3>I did not, because you wouldn't have known to say

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 3>high at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, listen. Oh, by the way, I got to say,

0:29:38.480 --> 0:29:41.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean to blow my own horn here, but god knows,

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>you've tried tried. I tried to. That was back when

0:29:45.640 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I was in high school. I was very desperate. Then

0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 1>your own h be my own age.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Morning Why It's scary.

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 1>A few months ago for my birthday, The Morning Show

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:05.320
<v Speaker 1>awarded me a gold microphone for my fiftieth birthday. But

0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 1>it was a piece of paper and it said, you know,

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:11.560
<v Speaker 1>microphone coming soon. Well, the coming soon came. They gave

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 1>me a shiny, gold plated gold microphone yesterday with my

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 1>name engraved on it. And I'm like, oh my god,

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited this crab. I lost my shit, Brody,

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was like, I keep getting to this moment.

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:32.840
<v Speaker 1>People are on Instagram and they're just saying all kinds

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 1>of I just want to say thank you for the comments.

0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Everyone I can't get back to everybody, but people are

0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:40.880
<v Speaker 1>dming me. I don't know why. It's been a resurgence

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:43.760
<v Speaker 1>of you know, the story is like three months old, right,

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 1>because that's when I got the mic. But the physical visual,

0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 1>the presentation of the microphone. We put it up on

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Instagram and people are just commenting like crazy, and I

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:57.160
<v Speaker 1>just want to say, I'm very humbled and cool.

0:30:57.200 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 3>I saw your video of you getting it.

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:03.240
<v Speaker 1>I was very It's it's emotional for me because, you know,

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 1>after doing this for twenty nine years, and you know,

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like I haven't really reached a

0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 1>milestone the way some There are some radio heavies in

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 1>this industry that don't have cold microphones, and I have one.

0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:17.360
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like too. I said, I'm not worthy, I'm

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 1>not worthy, and a lot of people are saying, no,

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 1>but you are so But okay, well, I mean the

0:31:23.280 --> 0:31:26.960
<v Speaker 1>woman obviously knew you at the podcast convention because you're

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 1>the one with the gold mic.

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:32.120
<v Speaker 3>Now I have a question for you. Yeah, when Elvis

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:34.360
<v Speaker 3>is in the studio, you don't have your own mic, right,

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 3>he uses his mic and.

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 1>You lean over.

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 3>I lean over into his microphone. That's how we've done

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:40.480
<v Speaker 3>it for twenty nine years. That's correct. Now when he's

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 3>not there, he's broadcasting from home, he's on the road. Yeah,

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:45.880
<v Speaker 3>you sit in his spot and you broadcast from his spot.

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:48.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm are you going to put your microphone into his

0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 3>mic stand when you are running the board?

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 1>Is there a reason why I shouldn't? I don't know.

0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm wondering if you'll bring it home and when we

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 3>podcast i'll be able to look at your gold mic

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 3>at your home. I think I'm gonna leave it at

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 3>the stage really gets more of used there one or

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 3>two days a week. Maybe when you'll get.

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 1>There's more cameras there, there's more Ah, I see No,

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I just I just feel like I should use it there.

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 3>It was a gift from Elvis. Yeah, but here's the problem.

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Elvis has had a gold microphone in that station and

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 3>that spot in the studio for I don't know ten years.

0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:32:19.720 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 3>If you have a gold mic and you're sitting in

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 3>front of it, it's gonna look like you're sitting in

0:32:23.120 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 3>front of Elvis's gold mic.

0:32:25.160 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 1>So are you gonna have a.

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Big sticker on the side that says because the engraving

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 3>can't be seen on Instagram. Are you gonna put like

0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:34.600
<v Speaker 3>a sign with an arrow saying Scari's gold mic?

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 1>answer to that. But what's a gold mic if you

0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:40.200
<v Speaker 1>can't use it? Right?

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess so. But my question is, how are

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:45.600
<v Speaker 3>you gonna let people make sure I don't.

0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you know what, I don't know what

0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 1>the right answer is. Do I do I need to

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:52.000
<v Speaker 1>bring it home and use it only here in my apartment?

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 3>Or do I mean it's a very expensive thing. Can

0:32:56.360 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 3>I use I mean, can I use it there? I

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:01.560
<v Speaker 3>don't know the answer to that question. But where is

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 3>Elvis's gold mic?

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Most of the time, it's it's it's in a case,

0:33:05.960 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>it's in it's wrapped up, and it's in the safe.

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:10.280
<v Speaker 1>It's in a place for safekeeping, and I put a

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:13.200
<v Speaker 1>he uses it. Yeah, But when he's not there, I

0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:14.800
<v Speaker 1>replace it with a silver microphone.

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:16.479
<v Speaker 3>But if you put your gold mic there, people are

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 3>just gonna think it's Elvis.

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that. I don't know.

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:20.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know the answer to these questions. Scary you

0:33:20.720 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 3>care about the cred I want to make sure you

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 3>get the cred. I want to make sure respect, get

0:33:24.080 --> 0:33:26.360
<v Speaker 3>the cred, get the respect. That's scary. I think you

0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 3>need to like put like it gets you know, you

0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 3>need to do we need to put some speck on it. Yeah,

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 3>I need you need to like an artist, somebody who paints.

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:35.360
<v Speaker 3>Have them paint your name on the side, like in

0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 3>red or blue that stands out.

0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Believe it. I'm happy it's it's beautiful. Honestly, one of

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:47.479
<v Speaker 1>the most like, one of the most thoughtful and touching

0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>gifts I've ever received in my entire life. Absolutely, Now,

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 1>that was the softer side of scary. I don't want

0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't want people to turn on me. But I

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 1>did something that was very, very uncharacteristic of me. Did

0:34:01.560 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 1>we talk about the night that I went to the

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 1>bar and what happened would be the woman who recognized me? No,

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:12.320
<v Speaker 1>not the older woman from the podcast, not the sixty

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 1>two year old. No, this is this is very this

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 1>is not like me. And I I think the slices

0:34:19.239 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 1>opinions of me may change after they hear what I'm about.

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:28.080
<v Speaker 1>A stunning admission is about to come come out after this,

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, I'll run an edge of my seat,

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 1>right now no, I feel like it's just it's just

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:40.799
<v Speaker 1>not it's not the kind of person that I am.

0:34:40.960 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 1>But but just know that I said something that was

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>very out of character. So let's rewind a couple of weeks.

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:50.719
<v Speaker 1>I was hanging out with some friends. We were at

0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:54.320
<v Speaker 1>a bar. A woman came up to me and said,

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:57.440
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you're scary. That did that whole bit whatever,

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 1>which is great. You know that guy did even brody.

0:35:02.600 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 1>So I said, all right, cool, and I don't mean

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:06.879
<v Speaker 1>to be this is all getting so self serving here,

0:35:06.920 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 1>but this turns very quickly in a second. So so

0:35:09.680 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, so we take a picture and whatever,

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:13.719
<v Speaker 1>and then she does that thing where she goes, oh

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 1>my god, you gotta she grabs me by the hand,

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 1>she goes, you gotta come and introduce you. I want

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:20.879
<v Speaker 1>to use you to my friends. And I'm like, see,

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>in my mind, that could go either way, because I

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:27.799
<v Speaker 1>know not everybody listens. Someone in the crowd recognized me.

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Not everyone recognized me everywhere I go, but someone this

0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 1>woman did. But that doesn't mean everyone else does or

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 1>knows or cares.

0:35:36.840 --> 0:35:40.319
<v Speaker 3>There's levels of I heard the familiar whatever, right, you're

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:42.240
<v Speaker 3>not Jon Bon Jovi walking in either way.

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like all right, yeah, yeah, okay whatever. It was late,

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 1>people were drunk. So I walk over to a group

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 1>of the group of women and as as I'm walking

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:55.520
<v Speaker 1>over and she's pulling me into this little circle of

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:58.280
<v Speaker 1>three other girls that were talking that were her friends.

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Like tall blonde woman like it looks at me and

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:09.600
<v Speaker 1>give it doesn't even again, it's loud as music playing.

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Her friend didn't even have a chance to say a word,

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and she looks at me and she just takes her

0:36:16.000 --> 0:36:19.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking hand and puts it right in my face, like ugh,

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:22.640
<v Speaker 1>like get out of here, almost as if to say,

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:27.680
<v Speaker 1>you creepy old man talking to my friend, Like her

0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>friend wanted to.

0:36:28.840 --> 0:36:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Think her friend was gonna introduce you, like to some

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:31.479
<v Speaker 3>guy in a bar, like I want.

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Your frat guy. Who knows. But why is this person's

0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:39.360
<v Speaker 1>first instinct to like take her big five fat fingers

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 1>and literally put it right up in my face like

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, like I'm an animal. And then I'm like

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:49.000
<v Speaker 1>what So I'm like, I'm like I said to the woman,

0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Plus, you know,

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm going back to my friends over here, So I

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:56.839
<v Speaker 1>start walking away, and she comes after me. She's, oh,

0:36:56.880 --> 0:36:58.920
<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm so sorry. You know, I didn't have

0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:02.000
<v Speaker 1>a chance to explain. My friend doesn't know. I didn't

0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:04.279
<v Speaker 1>get to tell her who you are. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's my point. It

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:10.560
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter who I am. I'm human. I'm not an animal,

0:37:10.800 --> 0:37:13.520
<v Speaker 1>So it doesn't matter if I'm a person, if I'm

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:16.040
<v Speaker 1>a it doesn't matter if I'm the NBA player, it

0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:19.440
<v Speaker 1>don't matter if I'm oh whatever. I'm like, I'm just

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 1>This is how she responds to you bringing over a

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 1>person you clearly brought into your little circle just to

0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:30.040
<v Speaker 1>say hello to for whatever reason. And her response is

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 1>to like, fuck you. You're you're less than human. I'm

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.440
<v Speaker 1>just gonna put my hand in your face, like, get

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:40.520
<v Speaker 1>away from who does that? Who does that? Well? I said,

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna say it because

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:51.360
<v Speaker 1>then signs a bitch. No, I went worse than that, brody.

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 3>He used the sea word.

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I used the sea word. I said, I said it

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:57.439
<v Speaker 1>very frankly to us, I said, I said, I said,

0:37:57.760 --> 0:37:59.479
<v Speaker 1>I said, I gotta go. I said, but I gotta

0:37:59.480 --> 0:38:03.800
<v Speaker 1>be honest. I said, your friend zone, see you next Tuesday.

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:04.560
<v Speaker 1>And I and I.

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:06.799
<v Speaker 3>Said, I but I said the word, I am sure

0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 3>you did.

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:10.440
<v Speaker 1>And and then I but I said, it's so like

0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>like British, like huh because they use that word Ronnie

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 1>a friend of it as a corn and I and

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:19.799
<v Speaker 1>I said, and I said, I gotta go, and I

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:23.120
<v Speaker 1>walked away. But then I felt bad because I'm like, fuck,

0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 1>that's so off brand. And it's not a word that

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I use.

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 3>But if yeah, I I I might have used it,

0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 3>but it's it's a little more than you.

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>I would never phrase that.

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:35.200
<v Speaker 3>I might have said I used that word, but I

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:36.799
<v Speaker 3>get to that level of anger right.

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:40.080
<v Speaker 1>It was I was so I was so miffed. I

0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 1>was so fuming, you could fry an egg on my forehead.

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:48.360
<v Speaker 1>That's how okay, but apologize now, I'm zero zero. But

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:51.160
<v Speaker 1>she definitely went over back to her friend and be like,

0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:55.959
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Scarry Joe just called you. And okay,

0:38:55.960 --> 0:38:57.359
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, I don't want to I don't

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.799
<v Speaker 1>want that reputation. I want to clear the record right now.

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:02.800
<v Speaker 3>But were these two women the same age roughly?

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Yes? No, they had their thirties, they were in there. Okay, thirties.

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:10.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So the woman who approached you, I'm asking for

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:13.120
<v Speaker 3>a reason, I'm gonna ask, you know, to rate anybody.

0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:15.200
<v Speaker 3>But would you say that the other friend was more

0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 3>attractive than the first woman? Yes, so she was. So

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:20.840
<v Speaker 3>she felt like she was too good for you. Correct,

0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:21.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to talk to this.

0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Correct, You're not even worth my my airspace, my my oxygen.

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 1>My it was. But it was.

0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:33.759
<v Speaker 3>My response to the hand. But by the way, what

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 3>you don't know is she may have had a scary

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Jones tattoo on her wrist and she was showing.

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:37.560
<v Speaker 1>It to you.

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, sure, let's go with that story. Yeah, I would.

0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:42.920
<v Speaker 3>I would have immediately. I would have snapped at her

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 3>and I was saying, what the fuck was that for?

0:39:44.719 --> 0:39:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, I did say something, how I'm like, excuse me,

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's rude. I said that. I got like

0:39:49.880 --> 0:39:51.799
<v Speaker 1>one word to ask her, like what's that about? Like

0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:55.400
<v Speaker 1>what what? And she did it again? She did it twice. No,

0:39:55.680 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, does she listen to Howard in the morning,

0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Like it doesn't make nobody don't matter. No, no, once again,

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:05.920
<v Speaker 1>at a bar. At this point, she doesn't know nothing,

0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:08.439
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't know shit, she doesn't know who. But it does. Again,

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter who I am or who I'm not

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 1>does It doesn't matter. My point is you don't you

0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:16.920
<v Speaker 1>don't treat don't treat people like that, And and and

0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:19.760
<v Speaker 1>let me just back it awful little bit and be attractive.

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Do people And this is rhetorical because it's just the

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:25.600
<v Speaker 1>two of us here talking. Do people really treat each

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:28.920
<v Speaker 1>other like that? Out in society? Do people really do

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:32.200
<v Speaker 1>that to each other every day? Is this? Is this

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 1>the behavior that is display? Is it on display every

0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:39.040
<v Speaker 1>day and every night? Or is that an aberration? I

0:40:39.080 --> 0:40:42.600
<v Speaker 1>wanted to think that the woman is so drunk that

0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:45.600
<v Speaker 1>it was an anomaly, and she would not that it's

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:48.879
<v Speaker 1>not something that would but that and and then then

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 1>the next question is when was the last time you

0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:55.320
<v Speaker 1>got so angry that you dropped the sea bomb? Because

0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember the last time I said that out loud.

0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:05.160
<v Speaker 3>I just don't just question also rhetorical because everything you

0:41:05.160 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 3>said was rhetorical means I don't have to answer. So no,

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 3>well it's for you, I mean, you're yeah, but you

0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:12.800
<v Speaker 3>said there's only two of us, so this question is rhetorical.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's rhetorical. I mean, well, we're not going to

0:41:15.760 --> 0:41:18.200
<v Speaker 1>get we're not going to garner responses except for people

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 1>that in house house, just between us.

0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I go, hey, scary, this is rhetorical. What

0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:26.280
<v Speaker 3>do you think of the weather? What are your thoughts

0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:29.719
<v Speaker 3>on this? What are my thoughts? I would have said,

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 3>I would have I would have probably said bitch. Okay,

0:41:31.520 --> 0:41:33.719
<v Speaker 3>but either way, middle, but has there been a time

0:41:33.760 --> 0:41:36.120
<v Speaker 3>of you so angry when you've actually used the sea bomb?

0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't because this woman was definitely deserving of it.

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.960
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not a word like I go for fucking asshole,

0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking moron, fucking idiot, douchebag. There's the sea word. I

0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:55.760
<v Speaker 1>mean I have, I've said it. I've said it about people,

0:41:56.280 --> 0:41:58.279
<v Speaker 1>like in conversation with with a buddy. I might be like,

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 1>what you Well, technic, I didn't say it to her face.

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I said it to I said it about her to

0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:05.840
<v Speaker 1>her friend. Yeah, but still it's still.

0:42:05.600 --> 0:42:07.839
<v Speaker 3>It's still not your friends, your friends of sea.

0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:10.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well I lost I lost all control over that point.

0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I was I because I'm usually a musually I take

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:16.919
<v Speaker 1>the high road. I'm a little bit I'm a little

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:18.960
<v Speaker 1>bit cooler than that. But I lost I lost my ship.

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I lost my ship, So.

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:22.080
<v Speaker 3>You did so?

0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 1>So what was what was the facial expression of the

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:27.520
<v Speaker 1>woman when you said her friend was a sea? She

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:31.279
<v Speaker 1>was pretty surprised that I those that word came out

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:31.760
<v Speaker 1>of my mouth.

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:34.440
<v Speaker 3>Uh, you know, she texted in this morning, but he

0:42:34.520 --> 0:42:36.360
<v Speaker 3>texted like friend.

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:38.640
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no. I was waiting for that. I'm like, Okay,

0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:41.800
<v Speaker 1>someone somewhere this is gonna come out, you know whatever.

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:47.359
<v Speaker 1>But you know, it just it sucks that there are

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:49.800
<v Speaker 1>people out there that are like this, that they don't

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 1>give people the benefit of the doubt. I know that

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:56.759
<v Speaker 1>when anyone is introduced to me or you know, I

0:42:56.800 --> 0:43:01.120
<v Speaker 1>always with an open ear, open arms, say hello and

0:43:01.560 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 1>see what's going on?

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh what?

0:43:06.360 --> 0:43:10.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, scary. I just googled at Scary Jones

0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:13.600
<v Speaker 1>and the and the C word on Twitter to see

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:19.400
<v Speaker 1>if anybody like tweeted it. Somebody somebody somebody tweeted it

0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:23.160
<v Speaker 1>you on January twelfth of last year. I guess it

0:43:23.239 --> 0:43:28.080
<v Speaker 1>was in the playoffs Scary Jones at Scary Jones, who

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:29.960
<v Speaker 1>the F is this?

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 3>F asked white boy hating on my Niners?

0:43:33.960 --> 0:43:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Go socker, New York Giants aides dick you sea word,

0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 1>this person is not too happy with you. Was I

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 1>ripping on the Niners? Because it was Giants and Niners?

0:43:46.080 --> 0:43:47.040
<v Speaker 1>What was you see if this?

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:43:47.680 --> 0:43:51.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you wrote at forty nine ers hashtag forty nine

0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:57.759
<v Speaker 3>ers locker room playlist see you in September, which is

0:43:58.160 --> 0:44:01.400
<v Speaker 3>a fifty song see you and September. You must have

0:44:01.440 --> 0:44:05.320
<v Speaker 3>been making a reference like the season's over and uh,

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 3>they're out of the playoffs or whatever, and they are

0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 3>gonna go h and not be seen till you know

0:44:11.200 --> 0:44:14.120
<v Speaker 3>that doesn't training camp sticks and stones may break my bones.

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:17.120
<v Speaker 3>You didn't see this response? No, I don't.

0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:17.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:18.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna screenshot it.

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Great here, just blow it up and yeah, why don't

0:44:21.200 --> 0:44:22.759
<v Speaker 1>you just take it out of the filing cabinet there?

0:44:22.800 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 3>Dar David Brody, I know what I mean? Do I

0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 3>may have to put it on Instagram? Nice By the way,

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:29.440
<v Speaker 3>speaking of Instagram, I'll.

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Tell you what, why don't we put it. We'll make

0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>a shirt out of it, and it seems the slices

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:34.600
<v Speaker 1>want to buy it. Yeah, we'll put We'll put the

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 1>scaries of sea on it. No, no, just exactly like

0:44:37.680 --> 0:44:40.720
<v Speaker 1>that screen. The screenshot should be the screen of the shirt.

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:43.759
<v Speaker 1>That should be the shirt with that guy. I just

0:44:43.800 --> 0:44:45.400
<v Speaker 1>texted it to you. You take a look at it.

0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Speaking of social media, as promised on Slice time, I posted,

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:57.840
<v Speaker 3>I posted the picture of Dwight Goodin and me where

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:01.120
<v Speaker 3>Dwight is looking off to his right. Well, scary falls

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:01.800
<v Speaker 3>down the steps.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I put it in my instant story, which has already expired.

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:07.200
<v Speaker 3>But I put it in the highlights section on Instagram,

0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 3>in the Brooklyn Boys Highlights. So right under at the

0:45:10.680 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 3>top of my page where the circles are, and they

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<v Speaker 3>say like Mett's Brooklyn Boys. Click on the Brooklyn Boys

0:45:16.960 --> 0:45:20.720
<v Speaker 3>and you'll see the video the story of Dwight Gooden

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<v Speaker 3>with my picture with Dwight, the legendary Mets picture. And

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<v Speaker 3>by the way, Dwight Gooden liked it and reposted it.

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<v Speaker 1>He also.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and he followed both of us.

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<v Speaker 1>He follows me.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, well, I don't want to say he follows me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he follows you. I think he

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:38.560
<v Speaker 3>follows you, yes, I think he follows you, but he

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<v Speaker 3>definitely follows me.

0:45:40.080 --> 0:45:42.360
<v Speaker 1>So go check. I'm not following good In six.

0:45:43.760 --> 0:45:45.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, if you don't follow him, why should he follow you.

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's a whole other conversation. Do you get pissed

0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:50.960
<v Speaker 1>off about that? We had that that was on the radio,

0:45:51.040 --> 0:45:53.120
<v Speaker 1>The Big Show just this week. We were talking about

0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:58.120
<v Speaker 1>the importance of having people follow you back and all that, and.

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:01.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh please, if I follow with celebrity, I don't expect

0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 3>them to follow me back. Now, Doc Goodin followed me

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<v Speaker 3>back because I posted about him and I met him

0:46:05.719 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 3>the other night at the event. He doesn't follow me, sorry,

0:46:09.600 --> 0:46:12.439
<v Speaker 3>he follows me anyway. Check it out.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll see the story scary. Did you save it in

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 1>your highlights? So no, you has already expired, not expired anyway,

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:20.080
<v Speaker 1>but I already got about a dozen dms for people

0:46:20.160 --> 0:46:22.719
<v Speaker 1>saying thanks for posting it. It's so much funny seeing it,

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:24.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, because you know, you don't know if I'm

0:46:24.600 --> 0:46:25.640
<v Speaker 1>making it up or not. But nope.

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<v Speaker 3>You can see the Dwight Goodin picture looking at scary

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<v Speaker 3>fold on the steps.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, awesome and scary. We're moving along way too fast

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 1>for my liking there, David Brodie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all right. Did you did you look at the

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:41.120
<v Speaker 3>new Yorkers stand up comedian that I sent you, Yes,

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.200
<v Speaker 3>you sent me. That clip is very funny. Brody Matt

0:46:44.480 --> 0:46:47.320
<v Speaker 3>z Pavich is the comedian. He grew up in Queens

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:50.000
<v Speaker 3>and I play the audio if you can slices to

0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.920
<v Speaker 3>hear it. Yeah, yes, I know anything about Queens.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of the most diverse places in the whole world,

0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 2>which is pretty cool. So growing up, I thought me

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<v Speaker 2>and my friends were not racist. Uh, then I got

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<v Speaker 2>older and I realized that one of my best friends

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<v Speaker 2>growing up his nickname was black, Justin, and we didn't

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 2>even have a white friend named.

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<v Speaker 1>Just Okay, that's bad, that's bad. That's bad.

0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:24.239
<v Speaker 2>There was no need for us to specify which Justin.

0:47:24.320 --> 0:47:27.440
<v Speaker 2>We were talking about. His nickname's black. That's what he

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<v Speaker 2>said to my phone. As we're still friends to this day.

0:47:30.560 --> 0:47:33.120
<v Speaker 2>He works at the gym with Chinese Eric and together

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<v Speaker 2>they were.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, I will say that Indian Matt. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's named that because there's a Matt who's not in

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:48.400
<v Speaker 1>the original Matt was Matt right now, remember that. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>Indian Matt is Indian Matt only because he's the second

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:55.319
<v Speaker 1>in the series and he it's a descriptive worries, right,

0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:56.400
<v Speaker 1>a series of Matts.

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<v Speaker 3>First Matt, Plain Matt, White Matt. He's still part of

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<v Speaker 3>the French group, right.

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Yes, now. But here's the thing though. If I had

0:48:02.800 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 1>met let's Indian Matt first, he would have just been Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the other Matt would have been not Indian Matt. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he would have been white Matt. He would be white

0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Matt because he's the second. The second always gets the

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<v Speaker 1>descriptive word. So it's just right, you know. So that's

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:20.040
<v Speaker 1>how it fell in this guy's case. There's this comedian.

0:48:20.120 --> 0:48:23.520
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to say that you just put it an

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<v Speaker 1>adjective right ahead of scriptor a descriptor what if your

0:48:26.800 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 1>friend Matt, you have a big fight with Matt, big

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:29.919
<v Speaker 1>fight with Matt.

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:32.160
<v Speaker 3>You fuck you Matt. Matt's out of the picture, you

0:48:32.239 --> 0:48:35.040
<v Speaker 3>never talk to him again. Does Indian match just slide

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<v Speaker 3>into Matt? Does he just become mad?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I think you just take on the legacy. You

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<v Speaker 1>just there's a placeholder there, because wait a minute, what

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<v Speaker 1>if another Matt, What if you meant a third Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>Indian Matt technically should just be Matt. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>get another Matt, he just becomes you can't have a

0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:53.480
<v Speaker 1>whole rebrand once you're all the way. You're talking about

0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:56.400
<v Speaker 1>years of friendship here. You don't just just rebrand Indian

0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:59.279
<v Speaker 1>matts Matt. Okay, So does new Matt just become Mat

0:48:59.360 --> 0:49:01.200
<v Speaker 1>or is he new Mats or Matt the third or

0:49:01.280 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 1>third Matt or second white Matt? He just be Matt? Okay?

0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:07.560
<v Speaker 1>What if Matt? What if the new Matt is black?

0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:10.360
<v Speaker 3>Is he just Matt? Or is he black Matt? In

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<v Speaker 3>tribute to the Mat that was?

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<v Speaker 1>That was? No, I think he's mad. I think it

0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:17.440
<v Speaker 1>goes back to Matt or door Matt. I don't know.

0:49:17.800 --> 0:49:20.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you're Matt. That's racist, Broady. I

0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:24.160
<v Speaker 3>don't have the answer to these questions. I'm just curious anyway.

0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:27.000
<v Speaker 3>That thank you, Harsh, Hotel Harsh for that video.

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<v Speaker 1>That was very funny.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, hey, you were talking about the best bagels.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me again where the best bagels are. The best

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:39.400
<v Speaker 3>bagels are in Montreal, Canada, that's what you say. Well,

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:41.399
<v Speaker 3>I mean, listen, new York City.

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<v Speaker 1>You want me to say New York City, And because

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<v Speaker 1>but for the sake of argument, because I visited Montreal.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a huge bagel war going on there in Jewish Town.

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:55.120
<v Speaker 1>I think the name is called jewish Ville Jewish Land.

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Is that part of the Netherlands Jewish Town. No, No,

0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a neighborhood called the Jewish District. I don't know

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:04.000
<v Speaker 1>what the proper name of it is. Anyway, there are

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<v Speaker 1>real bagel wars going on between Saint Viator and I

0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:14.960
<v Speaker 1>believe Fairmount Bagels and because and when, because I visited

0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:19.920
<v Speaker 1>and tasted them. I liked the bagels in Montreal at

0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:24.319
<v Speaker 1>these places because they're smaller, they're crunchier, and there there's

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<v Speaker 1>less do on them. But they are arguing the same

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<v Speaker 1>way people argue that New Haven pizza is just as good,

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:33.440
<v Speaker 1>if not better, than New York pizza, the same argument

0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:36.960
<v Speaker 1>can be made for Montreal bagels. And it's a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a thing, folks, It's the nineteen twenties. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>not well, that's not why I bring it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, because we have this podcast, and because you have

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<v Speaker 3>a large larger social media following, and you know, I

0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:54.480
<v Speaker 3>have a what is it verified on social media? Yep,

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<v Speaker 3>I reached out to should I say the name of

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<v Speaker 3>the bagel place?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I reached out.

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<v Speaker 1>To fair Aramont bagel bakery okay in Montreal, which is

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<v Speaker 1>two biggies. Those are one of the two big ones

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<v Speaker 1>Fairmont and Saint Viator. Looked them up, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I looked at Saint Vietor online and I thought, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, I'm gonna get bagels shipped to me from

0:51:12.120 --> 0:51:12.840
<v Speaker 3>Saint Viator.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I looked and I'm like, and by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>Saint Vietor is on gold Belly. Yeah, they're on gold Belly,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's like forty bucks for a couple of dozen bagels.

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<v Speaker 3>Expect I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go to see what.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me see what the other because Scary said those

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<v Speaker 3>the two of the big ones are Saint Vietora and

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<v Speaker 3>at Fairmount. Yeah, so I said, and you had mentioned

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<v Speaker 3>to me that you had a slight preference for Fanmount

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:34.239
<v Speaker 3>at the time. So I emailed them and I said, hey, guys,

0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:37.760
<v Speaker 3>they have a sight on the page it says contact us.

0:51:38.040 --> 0:51:40.960
<v Speaker 3>I googled. There's no gold Belly. There's no companies that

0:51:41.000 --> 0:51:43.560
<v Speaker 3>ship their bagels. I'm like, oh, that's that's terrible.

0:51:43.719 --> 0:51:46.200
<v Speaker 1>So Fairmount is a local place that has no way

0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:47.600
<v Speaker 1>of shipping to America.

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 3>Well, not not anything popular like Gold Belly I reached.

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:54.760
<v Speaker 3>I sent them an email and I said, hey, listen,

0:51:55.080 --> 0:51:57.000
<v Speaker 3>this is who I am, this is where I do

0:51:57.040 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 3>a podcast. And my co host is on on this

0:52:00.920 --> 0:52:03.680
<v Speaker 3>major show in New York, sydicated nationally, and we've been

0:52:03.719 --> 0:52:06.560
<v Speaker 3>talking about your bagels a couple of times on our podcast.

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 3>And and I'm a New Yorker. I think New York

0:52:09.160 --> 0:52:11.439
<v Speaker 3>bagels are the best. He says, your bagels are better

0:52:11.440 --> 0:52:14.080
<v Speaker 3>than New York. I think he's crazy, but I want

0:52:14.120 --> 0:52:15.799
<v Speaker 3>to try them. But I don't know what I'm gonna

0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:18.280
<v Speaker 3>have a Montreal and I don't see anybody that ships

0:52:18.280 --> 0:52:20.840
<v Speaker 3>you bagels. How do I go about getting bagels? Not

0:52:20.880 --> 0:52:23.239
<v Speaker 3>gonna be bounce with you slices. I was sort of

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:25.400
<v Speaker 3>hoping it would send me some bagels, you know. Of

0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:27.640
<v Speaker 3>course I saw what you were doing. There were good

0:52:28.640 --> 0:52:30.320
<v Speaker 3>trying to grape soda their asses.

0:52:30.440 --> 0:52:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, have a publicity. It's worth it to them to

0:52:32.920 --> 0:52:35.960
<v Speaker 3>send me bagels. I'm not gonna you're talking about you're

0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:38.240
<v Speaker 3>talking about a piece of bread. Yes, I think we'd

0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:41.279
<v Speaker 3>send me the bread, and we're gonna end up giving you,

0:52:41.600 --> 0:52:45.760
<v Speaker 3>unintentionally hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of publicity Bobby

0:52:45.800 --> 0:52:48.239
<v Speaker 3>put pictures up on social media, where we have a

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:51.520
<v Speaker 3>lot of followers. Maybe the slices are convinced that the delicious.

0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:53.600
<v Speaker 3>I may even say, oh my god, the terrific. So

0:52:53.800 --> 0:52:57.359
<v Speaker 3>she writes back, your friend is Anthony is absolutely right.

0:52:58.200 --> 0:53:01.240
<v Speaker 3>Our bagels are the best. NAS has sent our bagels

0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:06.120
<v Speaker 3>to the space station for their astronauts. If it's okay

0:53:06.160 --> 0:53:09.239
<v Speaker 3>with you, we will gladly ship you some so you

0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:10.760
<v Speaker 3>can do the comparison yourself.

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh great, So I tell scary guess who's getting pretty bagels?

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<v Speaker 1>David Brody, Right, Brody.

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<v Speaker 3>Bagels, Brodie Bagels. So I write back, Oh my god,

0:53:22.360 --> 0:53:25.040
<v Speaker 3>I said, oh my god, that's fantastic. That's so nice

0:53:25.040 --> 0:53:28.640
<v Speaker 3>of you. I don't want to take advantage. A dozen

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:31.759
<v Speaker 3>would be fine, but if it's you know, I don't

0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:34.560
<v Speaker 3>know how you package them, but you know, a te

0:53:34.560 --> 0:53:35.879
<v Speaker 3>do Whatever you sent me is great.

0:53:36.400 --> 0:53:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I just want to taste them. So I said, you know,

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:42.120
<v Speaker 1>a couple of poppy maybe a plane. Whatever you recommend

0:53:42.360 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 1>one of each is so wonderful. Oh my god, that's

0:53:45.120 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 1>so nice. We'll talk about on the podcast.

0:53:47.800 --> 0:53:48.840
<v Speaker 3>I'll do social media.

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:49.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm verified.

0:53:49.760 --> 0:53:56.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm excited, so excited. I got sixty six followers. Yeah, so,

0:53:56.120 --> 0:54:00.000
<v Speaker 3>she writes back two weeks later, I apologize for the delay.

0:54:00.840 --> 0:54:05.600
<v Speaker 3>I was ill. There's no minimum amount you'd order. Wow,

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:10.040
<v Speaker 3>sounds like it's an open ticket here, Brody. We ship Monday,

0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:14.920
<v Speaker 3>Tuesdays and Wednesdays except on holidays. So she said, just

0:54:14.960 --> 0:54:18.120
<v Speaker 3>send me your current zip code, but most likely if

0:54:18.160 --> 0:54:21.040
<v Speaker 3>you live in New Jersey, it should be around thirty

0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:28.040
<v Speaker 3>two dollars and fifty cents Canadian to ship it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, you weren't getting free bagels to begin with.

0:54:32.239 --> 0:54:34.319
<v Speaker 1>You were never gonna get free bagel. Here's the thing.

0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:38.040
<v Speaker 1>The bagels are free, but I gotta pay thirty two

0:54:38.080 --> 0:54:41.400
<v Speaker 1>dollars for the shipping. So do I pay thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Two dollars for the bagels?

0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:44.439
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:54:44.800 --> 0:54:47.640
<v Speaker 3>Ohso they're not charging you for the actual bagels. They're

0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:49.799
<v Speaker 3>charging me thirty two fifty for the shipping. But she said, well,

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:52.799
<v Speaker 3>gladly ship them to you. Yeah, I'm paying for the shipping.

0:54:53.040 --> 0:54:58.920
<v Speaker 1>So I'm expecting. Okay, you got a podcast, your call

0:54:59.080 --> 0:55:01.720
<v Speaker 1>to mister Pigshot on the morning show, got a gold microphone.

0:55:02.400 --> 0:55:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Wha for thirty two dollars, it's worth the investment for us.

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:09.760
<v Speaker 1>We'll take care of it. Just send us your address

0:55:10.080 --> 0:55:12.399
<v Speaker 1>and give us your social media and just make sure

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:16.360
<v Speaker 1>to tag us. No problem. We're a billion dollar corporate.

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:19.080
<v Speaker 1>We're the biggest, one of the biggest bagel stores in Canada.

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:22.600
<v Speaker 1>We send a was did they charge NASA to shift

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:27.120
<v Speaker 1>the bagels to the space station? No, they shifted the

0:55:27.160 --> 0:55:30.120
<v Speaker 1>bagels are free, and I know that the NASA shipped

0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:31.920
<v Speaker 1>them up to That's not my point. They sure did

0:55:32.040 --> 0:55:37.200
<v Speaker 1>brodie to shift the bagels to the fucking space station.

0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:40.799
<v Speaker 1>You know what the problem is. They didn't recognize your name.

0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:45.720
<v Speaker 1>They only recognize my name. So if I would have called, like, oh, Scary,

0:55:45.760 --> 0:55:48.279
<v Speaker 1>you're the guy from the morning show right with the

0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:51.480
<v Speaker 1>gold mic, that's you. Yeah, I know you can do

0:55:51.520 --> 0:55:55.480
<v Speaker 1>the phone taps right right, yeah, but Scary not familiar

0:55:55.520 --> 0:55:58.479
<v Speaker 1>with him. This guy not so much. Not so much,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, kidding aside, that's pretty crummy pun intended.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a shitty thing you're got day. I'm making money

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<v Speaker 1>hand over fist. Let's face how much it cost to

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<v Speaker 1>make a nickel for a fucking piece of bread?

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<v Speaker 3>Right if you? If they had said to me, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>we don't We don't normally ship to America or we

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<v Speaker 3>do whatever says Listen, we'll give you the bagels for free.

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<v Speaker 3>You just have to cover the shipping.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'll be like, I get it, it's so big.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be glad. We will gladly ship you some

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<v Speaker 1>bagels gladly. And I have to admit when it's worded

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<v Speaker 1>that way, that means shippings on them. It's all on them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, slices, leave it, talk back. What do you think

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't you expect the bagels to be free.

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<v Speaker 1>At that point? And and like, even if you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast influencer or whatever, the hell, we are right

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<v Speaker 1>if you if someone comes at you, anyone slices, if

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<v Speaker 1>with that statement, sure we'll ship you the bagels for free.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean to you? Well, will gladly ship

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<v Speaker 1>them to use what she said, will gladly ship them

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<v Speaker 1>to you?

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<v Speaker 3>Right but deadly. But they're free. The bagels are free

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<v Speaker 3>shipping not so much if they didn't normally ship. If

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<v Speaker 3>they say we never ship bagels, but for you, will

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<v Speaker 3>gladly ship them.

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<v Speaker 1>But you just told me, oh we ship Monday, Tuesdays

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<v Speaker 1>and Wednesdays, they ship, they ship their bagels. So what's

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<v Speaker 1>the gladly part. So I get you get.

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<v Speaker 3>You're giving me the bagels are free, so you're giving

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<v Speaker 3>me your food cost is probably like you said, five

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<v Speaker 3>bucks maximum, it's worth a few dolls whatever, dude, it's

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<v Speaker 3>like a dollar. You're talking about flour and water, right,

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<v Speaker 3>it takes four flower, water, salt, yeast. There's four things.

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<v Speaker 3>There's four ingredients and a bagel. Right, So my point is,

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<v Speaker 3>I know I know this from Colondrums. Yeah, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Hit the jingle, you bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>What the jingle? I know what you did? What any time?

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<v Speaker 3>Hunreds doesn't even sell bagels or an Italian restaurant. They're

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<v Speaker 3>a bakery.

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<v Speaker 1>Colombias is a bakery, and they learned their responsibis and

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<v Speaker 1>they taught me how to make bagels. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>a bagel kitchen for ingredients and bagels. Jingle, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? They're a sponsor. You go to your

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<v Speaker 1>doings there all the time. Thank you. Callanders would have

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<v Speaker 1>given you thirty two dollars for that free mention right there,

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<v Speaker 1>for it cost them a nickel to make those bagels.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't let them kid you. Never mind the cost of

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<v Speaker 3>the bagels. They give me those a free they didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to come out, they didn't want to come out

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<v Speaker 3>of pocket for shipping. They didn't want to be in

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<v Speaker 3>the red.

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<v Speaker 1>But all I'm saying yes, So I'm saying, Look, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to say I deserve free bagels. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>But if I'm a business and I have an opportunity

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<v Speaker 3>to put that's why. It's why they like celebrities and

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<v Speaker 3>award shows, get like Rolex's in the back and the

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<v Speaker 3>gift bags, because they want people to be seen in

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<v Speaker 3>their stuff. So you have an opportunity for thirty two

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<v Speaker 3>dollars and fifty cents Canadian Let me see what the

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<v Speaker 3>the raid is. Hold on thirty two dollars and fifty

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<v Speaker 3>cents Canadian to dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not much different.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to just see what's going to cost me.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on thirty two dollars Canadian to dollars, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what it is, and forty hold on, nope, the other

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<v Speaker 3>way around, Canadian dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>And how many bagels were they going to send you?

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<v Speaker 1>How many dozen? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh hold on, let me see.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do the math, because how much

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<v Speaker 1>per bagel would that have been?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, hold on, so this gets better here. See

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<v Speaker 3>the American dollar is doing very well right now. Our

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<v Speaker 3>economy is doing very well, even though people don't notice

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<v Speaker 3>it yet. The US, it would only cost me twenty

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<v Speaker 3>three dollars and eighty cents to pay for shipping. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so if you want to go half with me, I

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<v Speaker 3>can get four dozen bagels.

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<v Speaker 1>For that map twelve, twenty four, thirty six, forty eight. Yeah, brody,

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<v Speaker 1>well here, just fucking do it. You think, yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go have have these with you. You go have somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me say forty dollars divided by when I

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<v Speaker 1>say twenty three, what twenty three eighty, let's go eighty

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<v Speaker 1>bring it dollars sixty eight a bagel. That's not I

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<v Speaker 1>will do it. Let's do it. I mean it was

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<v Speaker 1>like seventy nine cents, but not a lot more expensive

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<v Speaker 1>by me, that's all. If you put cream cheese on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now they're a dollar twenty five an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see in a couple of weeks. Brold Bys, Brocoli boys,

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<v Speaker 1>bro