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Speaker 1: Episode two ninety three. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. What's good?
Speaker 1: Hey Gary?
Speaker 3: And he's brody, thank you?
Speaker 1: And uh, I'm happy. It's a sunny day here in
Speaker 1: New York City. It's beautiful. We're recording this.
Speaker 3: It's sunny, but it's also windy and cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, it's gonna be eighty degrees
Speaker 1: on Monday around this these parts.
Speaker 3: And and oh that'd be nice to me. You won't
Speaker 3: be here, Yeah, I won't.
Speaker 1: And in fact, it's gonna be warmer here than it
Speaker 1: is gonna be where I'm going because I'm leaving for
Speaker 1: vacation tomorrow and I'm headed to Marbella, Spain, which is
Speaker 1: the south of Spain. You know, it's the.
Speaker 3: Less cities you're going to explore.
Speaker 1: It's one of the cities. Yeah, And I could say this,
Speaker 1: it's a uh, you know, we know, you know a Beiza.
Speaker 1: You've heard of a Beza, You've heard of Majorca. This
Speaker 1: is the least known of the three.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, I'm with the ABC islands. Everyone
Speaker 3: knows a Aruba and yeah, the Bahamas and all that stuff. Yes,
Speaker 3: so it's crazy. This is not the Okay, it's not
Speaker 3: part of the ABC Islands. No, Bahamas is not an island,
Speaker 3: Yes it is. No, it's a series of islands, the Bahamas,
Speaker 3: the Bahaman Islands. Yeah, there's a bunch of islands in
Speaker 3: there this series. The Bahamas isn't an island. I said
Speaker 3: ABC Islands. There's one, A, one, B one, c Aruba,
Speaker 3: Bonair and Curasow. Most people don't know bonn Air. Oh
Speaker 3: you don't know what. You just thought the Bahamas was
Speaker 3: in there. I'm surprise you didn't say Boston.
Speaker 1: The hell is bon Air.
Speaker 3: It's one of the three ABC Islands.
Speaker 1: It sounds the point it sounds like a failed airline
Speaker 1: flying flying bon Air. Well, anyway, so I'm thinking going
Speaker 1: to Marbella, nice relaxation. Got my my bathing suits out here,
Speaker 1: about to pack that up all.
Speaker 3: You know me the last one your dad's.
Speaker 1: Was bandah Hammock. Now I'm I say that for my
Speaker 1: sister for her trip. And you know I got got
Speaker 1: all the you know, everything is I'm the last minute packer.
Speaker 1: So I'm just basically you know, putting everything together, and
Speaker 1: then I just look at the weather and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, this is awful. Brodie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't say I feel bad for it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like a high of like sixty six
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be down to fifty two at night.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 1: And I'm going with told Darren, you know, he's you know,
Speaker 1: it's his he got a house over there, so I'm
Speaker 1: staying rent free and and it's you know, we're just
Speaker 1: hanging out for a few days, and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: make sure you bring a sweater for at night. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm not prepared for this. And meanwhile,
Speaker 1: in New York City eighty degrees and sunny. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: he should just stay home. That's why I plan my
Speaker 1: vacation in New Jersey. By the way, after you go there,
Speaker 1: you're going to the Netherlands, right, the nether region, Yes,
Speaker 1: the Netherlands. I'm going to Amsterdam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: It's actually gonna be warmer in Amsterdam at seventy degrees
Speaker 1: than it's gonna be in Spain.
Speaker 3: Do you know what what other part of the world
Speaker 3: is owned by the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: Let me. See you're testing me. Let's go, let's go here.
Speaker 3: Sweden, No, Norway. You think you think you think the
Speaker 3: Netherlands owns Sweden.
Speaker 1: No, Netherlands is Denmark, Finland, Sweden and Norway.
Speaker 3: No, Are you serious? Are you serious? The Netherlands is
Speaker 3: like hold on? Do you think the Netherlands is like
Speaker 3: New England where it's Boston and Connecticut and Vermont and
Speaker 3: New Hampshire. Do you think the Netherlands is a multi
Speaker 3: country place you're going to?
Speaker 1: Well, the Netherlands is Amsterdam. No, the Netherlands part of
Speaker 1: the Netherlands, right, Okay, Amsterdam is a city. Yeah, in Holland.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, Well, talk to me then, teach me.
Speaker 1: Teach me?
Speaker 3: Oh old wise one. I'm wise, definitely old, not old, thanks, Dick.
Speaker 3: Just as old as I am, pretty much. Let me
Speaker 3: tell you a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you why don't you sit me on
Speaker 1: your lap there, Professor Brody.
Speaker 3: I was trying to get you to say the island
Speaker 3: of bon Air, because we just talked about bon Air
Speaker 3: and bon Air is owned by the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: But wait a second, geographically, it's nowhere near the Netherlands. Oh,
Speaker 1: so we don't own Guam or Alaska, you dumb ass,
Speaker 1: But you don't think about I don't think about why. Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. So so the British all
Speaker 1: the Bahamas Virgin Islands. Okay, we have the US Virgin Islands,
Speaker 1: and they just don't own the Bahamas. The Bahamas their
Speaker 1: own country. Yeah, but the aren't they occupied by the British.
Speaker 1: I mean they're driving they were years ago. They drive
Speaker 1: on the opposite side of the road over there.
Speaker 3: Yes, they don't own them anymore, just like we don't
Speaker 3: own the Philippines anymore.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 3: America own the Philippines and one not owned but ruled
Speaker 3: over the Philippines. Now, now my head's starting to hurt.
Speaker 3: You know, the Panama Canal used to be ours. We
Speaker 3: gave it back. We own Wait, we own Puerto Rico, right,
Speaker 3: we do. Yes, it's a commonwealth of the United States.
Speaker 3: It's territory.
Speaker 1: It's a commonwealth. But the Netherlands. When I think of
Speaker 1: the Netherlands, I think of the region in Europe. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't really think of bonn Air, which is
Speaker 1: in the middle of the Caribbean.
Speaker 3: My point was we were talking about bonn Air because
Speaker 3: you didn't know it and it happens to be a
Speaker 3: part of the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: You are you know, you are you are you are
Speaker 1: the fresh prick of bonn Air.
Speaker 3: Thank you now, that's very good. Now go ahead and
Speaker 3: tell me what other countries are part of the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: As I said, uh, Finland, Denmark, Norway and Sweden.
Speaker 3: Okay, and Amsterdam. So he was at five other countries.
Speaker 3: Those are Dutch, They're all du well well, and Amsterdam
Speaker 3: is Dutch. Build Holland area. Yeah, Holland and Amsterdam are
Speaker 3: cities in the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: Those other countries you mentioned are countries. The Netherlands is
Speaker 3: one country. You are going to a country called the Netherlands.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, you are so lost.
Speaker 1: Well, have you never watched the Olympics?
Speaker 3: Have you never like read a book you're going to mister,
Speaker 3: I love to explore cities.
Speaker 1: I cannot be the only one slices. I want to
Speaker 1: hear this one on Slice time next week. Not asking
Speaker 1: about slices. You work in the media. And more importantly,
Speaker 1: unlike the slices, you are going to the Netherlands next week,
Speaker 1: which is and I haven't been there before you were
Speaker 1: going to Sweden. No, I'm going to Amsterdam, which you
Speaker 1: think is what a country of the Netherlands. Amsterdam is
Speaker 1: a country. Well the city, are you sure? And they're Dutch?
Speaker 3: Yep, the Netherlands is they're all Dutch. What do you
Speaker 3: know about Dutch other than ovens? The Dutch live in
Speaker 3: the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: That's what Okay, what I'm trying to say is it's
Speaker 1: probably not common knowledge all the ship that you just
Speaker 1: threw at me. You're you're because you're not only insulting me.
Speaker 1: You think you think I think you're. I think I
Speaker 1: think you're I think you're. You're insulting half their slices
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, as I said, as I said, the slices of
Speaker 3: may or may not know that, but none of them
Speaker 3: are going to the Netherlands next week.
Speaker 1: But that's all, but Brody, that's all the more reason
Speaker 1: you should know. No, that's all the more reason why
Speaker 1: I'm going to learn and explore new things now when
Speaker 1: I come back from my trip. If you had quizzed
Speaker 1: me and I didn't know any of this, then I'm
Speaker 1: a schmuck.
Speaker 3: It's still a schmuck because you think because I haven't
Speaker 3: been there. It's a city in the country. In the Netherlands,
Speaker 3: I think, what.
Speaker 1: You you think the Netherlands is a bunch of countries,
Speaker 1: the way New England is a bunch of states. Well,
Speaker 1: I hear New Netherlands is plural, so I can only
Speaker 1: imagine as a bunch.
Speaker 3: Of scattered lands. It's the lands.
Speaker 1: It's it's plural, like like uh so heartlands. Okay, So
Speaker 1: when you think of countries like Norway and Finland and
Speaker 1: Denmark and Sweden in that area, there's not there's not
Speaker 1: a grouping. They don't call themselves something together, you know
Speaker 1: how like you know how like a bunch of they
Speaker 1: call it like the UK. You know, there's London, England
Speaker 1: and then you got some areas there, don't you isn't
Speaker 1: there something like it's called It's not the U, it's
Speaker 1: not the UK, is it?
Speaker 3: Is it the UK? No, it's Finland.
Speaker 1: Part of the UK. They're just countries. But I thought
Speaker 1: it was referred to the Netherlands. I thought was a region. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Netherlands is a country. They wear orange in the Olympics.
Speaker 1: They don't call it that.
Speaker 3: They can't do the the Netherlands. That's why you're going
Speaker 3: to the Netherlands. I don't know, man, I just I
Speaker 3: just it's it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird to be calling it the Netherlands as a
Speaker 1: country because the bronx is the Bronx. Well, if I
Speaker 1: was going to Sweden, I'm going to Stockholm, Sweden. I'm
Speaker 1: going to whatever country city in Norway. I'm going to
Speaker 1: a city in Finland, a city in Denmark. I can't
Speaker 1: pronounce them all. Sorry, but I'm not. I'm going to Amsterdam, Netherlands.
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, it's like pulling teeth. No, it's not.
Speaker 3: That's the name of the country.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 3: Some people were it was Holland Holland. But it's you
Speaker 3: said Holland was a city.
Speaker 1: It's also a tunnel. Hello, I live I live above it.
Speaker 3: Yes, you you do, you do live above well, you're
Speaker 3: close to above it.
Speaker 1: Well, but if you're thinking about it, I thought I
Speaker 1: always think of Amsterdam and Holland together, I don't think
Speaker 1: of I thought the Netherlands was a region, an area
Speaker 1: in that region, the same way the UK. Okay, where
Speaker 1: I'm where we're going in circles? Okay, I I can't
Speaker 1: be the only one that didn't know that. But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is, in a week and a half, I
Speaker 1: will have that knowledge. I'll come utalize you're not in Norway.
Speaker 1: I'll come back from my trip and I will have
Speaker 1: learned something. Yeah, as I do with every trip that
Speaker 1: I go on. You know, Switzerland is nowhere near where
Speaker 1: you're going, right. I never said Switzerland.
Speaker 3: I said Sweden, and I'm just saying I want to
Speaker 3: make sure because some people confuse Sweden with Switzerland. All right,
Speaker 3: you're gonna be near Belgium. Do you think Belgium is
Speaker 3: part of the Belarus? Are you near there? Will be
Speaker 3: near there?
Speaker 1: No, No Belgium. All right, good listen. I wasn't I
Speaker 1: wasn't great in geography. Okay, okay, take a deep breath.
Speaker 1: Scary and rotie man, you know how to ruin a
Speaker 1: good time?
Speaker 3: No, I I I'm dumbfounded by you.
Speaker 1: It's not me.
Speaker 3: It's everywhere there. No, it's not everywhere. It's like when
Speaker 3: Greg Teeth thought Alaska and Hawaii near each other on maps,
Speaker 3: they put them both in the bottom. That's fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: That's what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: What if he doesn't you're trying to compare me to
Speaker 1: a high school kid that wears a Nirvana T shirt. No,
Speaker 1: I'm companion because because I'm wearing a shirt, right, you're
Speaker 1: going to the net You're going to the going to
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a shirt and I don't know what band
Speaker 1: that is or what they sing. It's just a pretty design.
Speaker 1: So yes, I might be I may be the equivalent
Speaker 1: of that. So I so you think Netherlands is multiple countries.
Speaker 1: Therefore you think the Netherlands is in what country? Which
Speaker 1: of the many countries part of the Netherlands is I
Speaker 1: think they were a grouping of Holland and Finland and
Speaker 1: Sweden and all right, I know that now. Thanks Oh boy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I feel better and worse at the same time. Another
Speaker 1: bonehead thing that happened to me, Uh huh. I went
Speaker 1: to Miami last weekend, and then, which is part of
Speaker 1: the go ahead the North America's, instead of staying in
Speaker 1: Miami Beach and just like you know, doing that same
Speaker 1: beat over and over again like I normally do, I
Speaker 1: decided to venture up to to Delray Beach and then
Speaker 1: I went to West Palm and spent some time up there. Now,
Speaker 1: very nice when we were in del Rey for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: even though I'm in a beach town, at a beachy hotel,
Speaker 1: there was no sunblock to be found, and I needed
Speaker 1: my sunbumb. Oh my god, Brodie, I love that sunbumb.
Speaker 1: Not a commercial, not a sponsor, but I had. And
Speaker 1: the sun was hot, like eighty degrees beating directly on us. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my friends and I we ventured outside the hotel, like,
Speaker 1: let's go find some sunblock. They're like, oh, you gotta
Speaker 1: go to the Walgreens twelve minutes away. Dude, I got
Speaker 1: a sunburn walking no to Walgreens to buy sunblock. How
Speaker 1: stupid is that? I'm trying to I'm walking to get sunblocked,
Speaker 1: and I got a fucking sunburn. That is irony. That's irony.
Speaker 3: Not a coincidence, No, it's it's it's terrible irony.
Speaker 1: I knew, I knew you. I knew you'd love that
Speaker 1: because had I not ventured out to look for sunblock,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have gotten a sunburn.
Speaker 3: That's correct, only you. But you're going to a country
Speaker 3: would would That's an island that uh, I won't have
Speaker 3: any sunshine, So that's perfect for you.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't need to bring the sunblock on this trip.
Speaker 1: Oh but I'm last minute, man, I I can't even look.
Speaker 1: I didn't even pack a bag. Now I'm thinking like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, maybe I should go buy a new one.
Speaker 1: So when this podcast is over, I may go buy
Speaker 1: a new piece of luggage because I don't have a
Speaker 1: proper large piece that you would check. I only have
Speaker 1: like like carry on ship. You know, and well, you're
Speaker 1: going to be gone for a week, but more than that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be gone for like ten nights. I don't
Speaker 1: know multiple client climates. I don't know what the hell
Speaker 1: I'm doing here.
Speaker 3: Brody, You're going to a Nordic country and a beach,
Speaker 3: like that's two different.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: You're you're screwed. I don't know what I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: You travel all the time, I know, but I but
Speaker 1: I travel lightly. I travel with a big backpack or
Speaker 1: a duffel bag and a carry on or I take
Speaker 1: my carry on and it has a zip on it
Speaker 1: and I can expand it to a check in a
Speaker 1: checked bag. But I'm gonna need something bigger than that
Speaker 1: checked bag. I have one piece of luggage. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you get one giant piece of luggage to take on
Speaker 1: this trip.
Speaker 3: Where are you gonna keep it when you get home?
Speaker 3: Your apartment's tiny, You have no storage.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. That's why I don't own it. You
Speaker 1: have room under your bed? No my bed there there
Speaker 1: isn't no my bed is solid underneath, there's no there's
Speaker 1: no like room under the bed for anything. It's just
Speaker 1: a so.
Speaker 3: You know you're gonna buy a suitcase, You're gonna what
Speaker 3: you can do? Sell it when you get home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it in storage, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna have to. You live in a one
Speaker 3: bedroom apartment. You barely have room of that stack of
Speaker 3: papers bond you.
Speaker 1: How crazy is that? I'm gonna put my suitcase in storage,
Speaker 1: put storage in the storage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the life you have.
Speaker 1: That's is that irony too?
Speaker 3: That's that's a shitty That's what I think it is.
Speaker 1: We all can't be rich and bougie like you, Brodie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: rich and bougie. I sold my house. How am I
Speaker 1: rich and bougie? You sold your house? Look at you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not rich or boogie condo living now, I'm
Speaker 1: in a rental. This is what the empty nesters do
Speaker 1: it's I guess, yeah, sure, sure, all right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I need help from the slices.
Speaker 3: I said something on Slice.
Speaker 1: Time this past episode, the two ninety two Slice Time,
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, I got a great story.
Speaker 3: I'll tell it on Brooklyn Boys. And I just realized
Speaker 3: I didn't write it down. I can't, for the life
Speaker 3: of me, remember what it was. But I said it
Speaker 3: on Slice Time. I said, oh, I have this thing
Speaker 3: about a thing, and I'll mention on on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 3: And now I can't remember what it was. I don't
Speaker 3: anybody get mad at me. I realized, now I'm going
Speaker 3: to go back to listen to Slice Time so that
Speaker 3: I could talk about it when Scary gets back from
Speaker 3: his vacation. But speaking of Slice Time, whenever you hear this,
Speaker 3: Scary when you come back with vacation, what's the.
Speaker 1: Date, m May the fourth be with you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Very nice Saturday. So keep in mind we are not
Speaker 3: gonna be able to record till the sixth. So if
Speaker 3: you're gonna leave a Slice Time for this episode you're
Speaker 3: listening to right now, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do it
Speaker 3: until like the second of May, a third of May,
Speaker 3: because it raises after a week, doesn't it right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, no, I think we fixed that problem. But
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. May first leave it may first,
Speaker 1: You're you'll be safe, Okay, right, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: And this episode is going to be your episode for
Speaker 1: this weekend next right, curious on vacation and some housekeeping here, well,
Speaker 1: well this weekend next week. I don't know when we're
Speaker 1: dropping this episode whatever, but anyway, housekeeping. It has come
Speaker 1: to my attention that several of you are not getting
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Speaker 1: There were That is an internal issue that they've been
Speaker 1: working through. Here's my best advice. If you're hearing my
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Speaker 3: Here's another way to note except for next week with
Speaker 3: scares on vacation. We do two episodes every week we
Speaker 3: do Brooklyn Boys and a slice time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but your life doesn't work like that. People need
Speaker 1: to be reminded.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I reminder, Well, you know what in your phone,
Speaker 3: Go in your calendar, leave yourself a reminder on like
Speaker 3: Thursday or Friday every week. Check the tap the Book
Speaker 3: of Boys episodes out exact. But anyway, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's a little housekeeping.
Speaker 3: Speaking of technology and podcasting, I went to a seminar
Speaker 3: last night. It was a podcast AI seminar where you
Speaker 3: could learn about how to use AI to improve your
Speaker 3: post production, pre production, whatever you could use AI to
Speaker 3: help you at your podcast. Yeah, what'd you learn? And
Speaker 3: a couple of things, well, a couple of things.
Speaker 1: I was sitting in the second row. It was all
Speaker 1: folding chairs in this conference room, this room they rented,
Speaker 1: and the experts up at the front table and this
Speaker 1: you know, the microphones and everything, and this beautiful woman
Speaker 1: comes in. A woman of color walks in, and she
Speaker 1: has the most incredible hair. I mean her hair is long,
Speaker 1: halfway down her back and frizzed out I would say
Speaker 1: six inches at least on both sides of her head. Nice.
Speaker 3: I mean, just the most beautiful woman.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing it. She is.
Speaker 3: She was I'd have to say leap eleven and she
Speaker 3: had heels on. Beautiful woman. She came in a little late,
Speaker 3: and she came in with a friend. I don't know
Speaker 3: if the friend was her. It was another woman. I
Speaker 3: don't know if they were together romantically. I don't know.
Speaker 3: The other woman had a buzz cut. Okay, so first
Speaker 3: of all, the one woman had enough hair for both
Speaker 3: of them. So I guess she was like, well, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna wear big hair tonight. Well I'm gonna go with
Speaker 3: no hair tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: They just with complete opposites. However, she came in and
Speaker 3: she sat in the front row and everyone behind her,
Speaker 3: I was a little off to the left. Everyone behind
Speaker 3: her had to either lean or pick up their chairs
Speaker 3: and move because her hair.
Speaker 1: She was it was like it was like a lion's mane. Yes,
Speaker 1: she was very tall, but her hair was not only
Speaker 1: tall on top of her already being tall, but her
Speaker 1: hair went out sideways wide. I mean, the most beautiful, unbelieved.
Speaker 1: Is that disrespectful then for her to do what she did.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I got to talk to her afterwards. A very nice woman,
Speaker 3: very nice, stunning. But I think if you know that
Speaker 3: your hair is the size of a medicine ball, you
Speaker 3: you can't sit in the front road. You have to
Speaker 3: know that you're going to be blocking four people. Legitimately
Speaker 3: four people were blocked and they all moved because, like.
Speaker 1: She was completely unaware. But how do you scary? How
Speaker 1: do you know?
Speaker 3: How are you not aware that you're walking around with
Speaker 3: a helmethead? I think I think she pulled the no
Speaker 3: fucks given lever.
Speaker 1: Honestly nice. It wasn't like she was bitch like, look,
Speaker 1: this is my hair. People gotta deal with it. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting up front. I call y'all, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, would you have said something? Would you like,
Speaker 3: excuse me, No, you can't do it. You can't do that. No,
Speaker 3: I just I just would have gone to the back.
Speaker 3: I would be like, hey, listen, I'm five six feet
Speaker 3: tall whatever, and my hair makes me six ' eight.
Speaker 3: I gotta go sit in the back. You have to, like,
Speaker 3: if you're a Ram Lincoln wearing a top hat, somebody's
Speaker 3: gonna shoot you for sitting in front of them at
Speaker 3: the theater. Anyway, that wasn't that wasn't the worst part.
Speaker 3: So I want to tell you what one other person
Speaker 3: and I'll tell you a little bit about this podcast seminar,
Speaker 3: because it was very awkward for me, very awkward. After
Speaker 3: the podcast thing, people were mingling everybody, you know, everybody's
Speaker 3: talking to other podcasters, everybody's chatting it up. And these
Speaker 3: two people are talking to each other and I sort
Speaker 3: of like they catch my eye and they start talking
Speaker 3: to me. So there's a triangle going on, right, but
Speaker 3: they're both in front of me, so it's not like
Speaker 3: an even triangle. It's like me and I'm facing the
Speaker 3: two of them. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, So like one of them standing at like eleven o'clock,
Speaker 3: one of them staying at one o'clock, and I'm at
Speaker 3: six o'clock.
Speaker 1: Well, one of them has horrific breath. Scary it made
Speaker 1: yours look good, smell good.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, I may I may have a little tinge
Speaker 3: of garlic sometimes occasionally. Yes, this was like.
Speaker 1: Grease in a grease trap, or like the like your
Speaker 1: your your your toilets back up and you get the
Speaker 1: pipes in the basement.
Speaker 3: Who was that yellow? It was okay, it was right, okay.
Speaker 3: So I was trying to figure out like which way
Speaker 3: to turn my head, but I didn't know which one
Speaker 3: was emanating the awfulness. So like I would like I
Speaker 3: took like a step back everyone like every like five
Speaker 3: ten seconds, I would like creep a little back, and
Speaker 3: they would creep forward, like you know, like they they
Speaker 3: thought I was like too far away, but they didn't
Speaker 3: realized I was moving. So I finished up with both
Speaker 3: of them, and then I had to watch them talk
Speaker 3: to other people to see who would react to which
Speaker 3: guy until I watched other people backing away from the
Speaker 3: one guy with the glasses, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's him. So I had to avoid him the rest
Speaker 3: of the night.
Speaker 1: Scary. It was fucking painfully stinky, just awfulness.
Speaker 3: And he wanted to talk to me because I have
Speaker 3: a successful podcast, So he came over to me again.
Speaker 3: Later He's like, hey, I wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 3: About some software things. I was like, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: here's the thing, and I want to know how you
Speaker 3: would handle this. I will admit to you I was
Speaker 3: wearing a Brooklyn Boys shirt. I thought that would be
Speaker 3: a good ice breaker. If everyone's a podcaster, I want
Speaker 3: my podcast shirt. I'm sure other people be wearing podcast shirt.
Speaker 3: Sure nobody was wearing a podcast shirt. And did anybody
Speaker 3: recognize you in your Brooklyn Boy shirt? No, but they
Speaker 3: all commented and said, oh, are you from Brooklyn? What's
Speaker 3: your podcast about? So I so I asked a question.
Speaker 3: I asked a question to the experts on the panel,
Speaker 3: and they start asking me questions, Oh, well, tell us
Speaker 3: about your podcast. Why don't you just why don't you
Speaker 3: just try to get sponsors?
Speaker 1: Say, well, we're already signed to a major corporation, we
Speaker 1: have sponsors, and we have we have commercials. Oh you do?
Speaker 3: And do you do you have more than five thousand
Speaker 3: downloads a week? I'm like, you know, I was trying
Speaker 3: to be calm. I was like, yeah, So now people
Speaker 3: in the room are all looking and turning and looking
Speaker 3: at me, and I'm trying to say too much because
Speaker 3: you know, we're I mean, we're promoted on a major
Speaker 3: network by a major company, and we have promos running
Speaker 3: on the Elvis Duran Morning Show, and we have merchandise,
Speaker 3: and we have loyal fans and two podcasts and fan
Speaker 3: clubs and everything. And I'm like, yeah, I said, you know,
Speaker 3: we have we have social media presence and you know, uh, well,
Speaker 3: you know, have you thought about merchandise?
Speaker 1: Don't mean to brag, but kind of a big deal. Yes, right.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to play it like I'm just a
Speaker 3: podcast guy looking to answer ask questions.
Speaker 1: Are you Will Ferrell and Anchorman? Uh?
Speaker 3: No, stay classes san Diego. I was trying to stay classy,
Speaker 3: but they kept asking me questions, well have you thought
Speaker 3: about doing maybe? Because I was asking him like how
Speaker 3: can I use AI to grow our audience? He's like, well,
Speaker 3: you know, have you tried other ways to grow your audience?
Speaker 3: Do you have a social media presence?
Speaker 1: I said, yeah.
Speaker 3: You're like, Bill, do you have more than ten thousand followers?
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, I said, my co host has like
Speaker 3: two hundred thousand, and I have about a hundred thousand
Speaker 3: between my you know, Twitter and some so like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: have you ever thought about maybe doing a lie? Like
Speaker 3: an event. I go, We've done that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done we have an event with our listeners.
Speaker 1: Well have you thought about maybe having like a fan
Speaker 1: page at Facebook that we have that? Uh so everything
Speaker 1: he suggested. I'm like, we've done. And so people in
Speaker 1: the room are like, sounds like you're you were you
Speaker 1: were the mathematician uh in taking advanced calculus, but you're
Speaker 1: going back to the third grade. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I was like, I was like the kid.
Speaker 3: In the Spanish class who's from a Spanish speaking country. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're like, you know you.
Speaker 1: Nessito la plum right, but they totally so. So what
Speaker 1: would you have done in that situation? Scary?
Speaker 3: Would you have been like not say anything? Or would
Speaker 3: you be like, hey I'm scary Jones? Uh No, I
Speaker 3: stay humble and the words of Kendrick Lamar Okay, just
Speaker 3: stay humble. Well who's been dissed by Drake? All right,
Speaker 3: Well when we come back and I want to take
Speaker 3: a break, we come back from the break, I want
Speaker 3: to tell you about the woman who recognized you, not
Speaker 3: me at this event. Huh the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Wait will be right back.
Speaker 1: Wait, Wait, wait a second, Brody, Wait, Wait, go ahead,
Speaker 1: said yeah, I wasn't at the event. That's correct that
Speaker 1: you were talking about before we took the commercial break.
Speaker 1: What do you mean correct? How does how do a
Speaker 1: woman recognize me? At the event you went to? There
Speaker 1: was a woman I want to say, she was in
Speaker 1: her sixties. She's a pausting her husband or podcasters, very
Speaker 1: nice woman, and she's talking to me about always your
Speaker 1: podcast about Brooklyn. No my co host, and I, you know,
Speaker 1: I try to explain. You know, it's hard to explain
Speaker 1: this podcast. I explained it shows Oh, and goes, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn boys. Are you from Brooklyn? Yeah, we're both
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn. That's her And she looks at the shirt
Speaker 1: and at the bottom it says Scary and Brody, And
Speaker 1: so she says scary, Are you scary? I said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm and Brody. Do you know someone named Scary?
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, he's on my shirt. He's my co host.
Speaker 1: Is that the same guy from the morning show? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's only one Scary. Yes, that's my co host. Yeah
Speaker 1: you know him, Yeah, yes, I know him. I do
Speaker 1: a podcast with him. That's on the shirt. I'm on
Speaker 1: the shirt with him. Oh, how long do you know?
Speaker 1: Him twenty five years you worked with him. I listen,
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Oh you do you know the show?
Speaker 1: I know scary? I say, okay, do you know Brody? No,
Speaker 1: not so much. Listen, I said, do you listen? Do
Speaker 1: you listen to the phone taps? Oh?
Speaker 3: I love those calls where you get everybody so upset.
Speaker 1: On the ones that you've done for twenty years. Half
Speaker 1: I did, like half of them. Oh, I guess maybe
Speaker 1: I heard them. I go, you've heard scary. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: it's scary. Yeah, he's on your podcast. You know him?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I know him. By the way, you're a
Speaker 3: big fan.
Speaker 1: Put a time sand Put a time stamp here, David
Speaker 1: Brody here on episode two ninety three, oh twenty twenty
Speaker 1: eight minutes in time stamp Scary and Brody. Check me
Speaker 1: why it's called that? Thank you? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Everybody with a sixty year old lady who barely listened,
Speaker 3: don't matter.
Speaker 1: But that's why it's scary and brody. And there you go, slices,
Speaker 1: that's why it says, that's why it's scary and brody.
Speaker 3: That's not why usually talking.
Speaker 1: You're having a conversation with the woman. We made it
Speaker 1: scary and Brody.
Speaker 3: Originally you know why, and then I you know, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: The point is you got recognized off of the the
Speaker 1: six letters on my shirt ESK.
Speaker 3: Seven letters. Did you tell her? I said, Hi? No,
Speaker 3: I did not, because you wouldn't have known to say
Speaker 3: high at that point.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen. Oh, by the way, I got to say,
Speaker 1: I mean to blow my own horn here, but god knows,
Speaker 1: you've tried tried. I tried to. That was back when
Speaker 1: I was in high school. I was very desperate. Then
Speaker 1: your own h be my own age.
Speaker 3: So the Morning Why It's scary.
Speaker 1: A few months ago for my birthday, The Morning Show
Speaker 1: awarded me a gold microphone for my fiftieth birthday. But
Speaker 1: it was a piece of paper and it said, you know,
Speaker 1: microphone coming soon. Well, the coming soon came. They gave
Speaker 1: me a shiny, gold plated gold microphone yesterday with my
Speaker 1: name engraved on it. And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited this crab. I lost my shit, Brody,
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I keep getting to this moment.
Speaker 1: People are on Instagram and they're just saying all kinds
Speaker 1: of I just want to say thank you for the comments.
Speaker 1: Everyone I can't get back to everybody, but people are
Speaker 1: dming me. I don't know why. It's been a resurgence
Speaker 1: of you know, the story is like three months old, right,
Speaker 1: because that's when I got the mic. But the physical visual,
Speaker 1: the presentation of the microphone. We put it up on
Speaker 1: Instagram and people are just commenting like crazy, and I
Speaker 1: just want to say, I'm very humbled and cool.
Speaker 3: I saw your video of you getting it.
Speaker 1: I was very It's it's emotional for me because, you know,
Speaker 1: after doing this for twenty nine years, and you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I haven't really reached a
Speaker 1: milestone the way some There are some radio heavies in
Speaker 1: this industry that don't have cold microphones, and I have one.
Speaker 1: So I'm like too. I said, I'm not worthy, I'm
Speaker 1: not worthy, and a lot of people are saying, no,
Speaker 1: but you are so But okay, well, I mean the
Speaker 1: woman obviously knew you at the podcast convention because you're
Speaker 1: the one with the gold mic.
Speaker 3: Now I have a question for you. Yeah, when Elvis
Speaker 3: is in the studio, you don't have your own mic, right,
Speaker 3: he uses his mic and.
Speaker 1: You lean over.
Speaker 3: I lean over into his microphone. That's how we've done
Speaker 3: it for twenty nine years. That's correct. Now when he's
Speaker 3: not there, he's broadcasting from home, he's on the road. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you sit in his spot and you broadcast from his spot.
Speaker 3: I'm are you going to put your microphone into his
Speaker 3: mic stand when you are running the board?
Speaker 1: Is there a reason why I shouldn't? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering if you'll bring it home and when we
Speaker 3: podcast i'll be able to look at your gold mic
Speaker 3: at your home. I think I'm gonna leave it at
Speaker 3: the stage really gets more of used there one or
Speaker 3: two days a week. Maybe when you'll get.
Speaker 1: There's more cameras there, there's more Ah, I see No,
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like I should use it there.
Speaker 3: It was a gift from Elvis. Yeah, but here's the problem.
Speaker 3: Elvis has had a gold microphone in that station and
Speaker 3: that spot in the studio for I don't know ten years.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: If you have a gold mic and you're sitting in
Speaker 3: front of it, it's gonna look like you're sitting in
Speaker 3: front of Elvis's gold mic.
Speaker 1: So are you gonna have a.
Speaker 3: Big sticker on the side that says because the engraving
Speaker 3: can't be seen on Instagram. Are you gonna put like
Speaker 3: a sign with an arrow saying Scari's gold mic?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the
Speaker 1: answer to that. But what's a gold mic if you
Speaker 1: can't use it? Right?
Speaker 3: Well, I guess so. But my question is, how are
Speaker 3: you gonna let people make sure I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the right answer is. Do I do I need to
Speaker 1: bring it home and use it only here in my apartment?
Speaker 3: Or do I mean it's a very expensive thing. Can
Speaker 3: I use I mean, can I use it there? I
Speaker 3: don't know the answer to that question. But where is
Speaker 3: Elvis's gold mic?
Speaker 1: Most of the time, it's it's it's in a case,
Speaker 1: it's in it's wrapped up, and it's in the safe.
Speaker 1: It's in a place for safekeeping, and I put a
Speaker 1: he uses it. Yeah, But when he's not there, I
Speaker 1: replace it with a silver microphone.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: But if you put your gold mic there, people are
Speaker 3: just gonna think it's Elvis.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know the answer to these questions. Scary you
Speaker 3: care about the cred I want to make sure you
Speaker 3: get the cred. I want to make sure respect, get
Speaker 3: the cred, get the respect. That's scary. I think you
Speaker 3: need to like put like it gets you know, you
Speaker 3: need to do we need to put some speck on it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I need you need to like an artist, somebody who paints.
Speaker 3: Have them paint your name on the side, like in
Speaker 3: red or blue that stands out.
Speaker 1: Believe it. I'm happy it's it's beautiful. Honestly, one of
Speaker 1: the most like, one of the most thoughtful and touching
Speaker 1: gifts I've ever received in my entire life. Absolutely, Now,
Speaker 1: that was the softer side of scary. I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't want people to turn on me. But I
Speaker 1: did something that was very, very uncharacteristic of me. Did
Speaker 1: we talk about the night that I went to the
Speaker 1: bar and what happened would be the woman who recognized me? No,
Speaker 1: not the older woman from the podcast, not the sixty
Speaker 1: two year old. No, this is this is very this
Speaker 1: is not like me. And I I think the slices
Speaker 1: opinions of me may change after they hear what I'm about.
Speaker 1: A stunning admission is about to come come out after this,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, I'll run an edge of my seat,
Speaker 1: right now no, I feel like it's just it's just
Speaker 1: not it's not the kind of person that I am.
Speaker 1: But but just know that I said something that was
Speaker 1: very out of character. So let's rewind a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with some friends. We were at
Speaker 1: a bar. A woman came up to me and said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're scary. That did that whole bit whatever,
Speaker 1: which is great. You know that guy did even brody.
Speaker 1: So I said, all right, cool, and I don't mean
Speaker 1: to be this is all getting so self serving here,
Speaker 1: but this turns very quickly in a second. So so
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, so we take a picture and whatever,
Speaker 1: and then she does that thing where she goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you gotta she grabs me by the hand,
Speaker 1: she goes, you gotta come and introduce you. I want
Speaker 1: to use you to my friends. And I'm like, see,
Speaker 1: in my mind, that could go either way, because I
Speaker 1: know not everybody listens. Someone in the crowd recognized me.
Speaker 1: Not everyone recognized me everywhere I go, but someone this
Speaker 1: woman did. But that doesn't mean everyone else does or
Speaker 1: knows or cares.
Speaker 3: There's levels of I heard the familiar whatever, right, you're
Speaker 3: not Jon Bon Jovi walking in either way.
Speaker 1: I'm like all right, yeah, yeah, okay whatever. It was late,
Speaker 1: people were drunk. So I walk over to a group
Speaker 1: of the group of women and as as I'm walking
Speaker 1: over and she's pulling me into this little circle of
Speaker 1: three other girls that were talking that were her friends.
Speaker 1: Like tall blonde woman like it looks at me and
Speaker 1: give it doesn't even again, it's loud as music playing.
Speaker 1: Her friend didn't even have a chance to say a word,
Speaker 1: and she looks at me and she just takes her
Speaker 1: fucking hand and puts it right in my face, like ugh,
Speaker 1: like get out of here, almost as if to say,
Speaker 1: you creepy old man talking to my friend, Like her
Speaker 1: friend wanted to.
Speaker 3: Think her friend was gonna introduce you, like to some
Speaker 3: guy in a bar, like I want.
Speaker 1: Your frat guy. Who knows. But why is this person's
Speaker 1: first instinct to like take her big five fat fingers
Speaker 1: and literally put it right up in my face like
Speaker 1: I'm like, like I'm an animal. And then I'm like
Speaker 1: what So I'm like, I'm like I said to the woman,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Plus, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm going back to my friends over here, So I
Speaker 1: start walking away, and she comes after me. She's, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry. You know, I didn't have
Speaker 1: a chance to explain. My friend doesn't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: get to tell her who you are. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's my point. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who I am. I'm human. I'm not an animal,
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter if I'm a person, if I'm
Speaker 1: a it doesn't matter if I'm the NBA player, it
Speaker 1: don't matter if I'm oh whatever. I'm like, I'm just
Speaker 1: This is how she responds to you bringing over a
Speaker 1: person you clearly brought into your little circle just to
Speaker 1: say hello to for whatever reason. And her response is
Speaker 1: to like, fuck you. You're you're less than human. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna put my hand in your face, like, get
Speaker 1: away from who does that? Who does that? Well? I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna say it because
Speaker 1: then signs a bitch. No, I went worse than that, brody.
Speaker 3: He used the sea word.
Speaker 1: I used the sea word. I said, I said it
Speaker 1: very frankly to us, I said, I said, I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I gotta go. I said, but I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. I said, your friend zone, see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: And I and I.
Speaker 3: Said, I but I said the word, I am sure
Speaker 3: you did.
Speaker 1: And and then I but I said, it's so like
Speaker 1: like British, like huh because they use that word Ronnie
Speaker 1: a friend of it as a corn and I and
Speaker 1: I said, and I said, I gotta go, and I
Speaker 1: walked away. But then I felt bad because I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: that's so off brand. And it's not a word that
Speaker 1: I use.
Speaker 3: But if yeah, I I I might have used it,
Speaker 3: but it's it's a little more than you.
Speaker 1: I would never phrase that.
Speaker 3: I might have said I used that word, but I
Speaker 3: get to that level of anger right.
Speaker 1: It was I was so I was so miffed. I
Speaker 1: was so fuming, you could fry an egg on my forehead.
Speaker 1: That's how okay, but apologize now, I'm zero zero. But
Speaker 1: she definitely went over back to her friend and be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Scarry Joe just called you. And okay,
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I don't want to I don't
Speaker 1: want that reputation. I want to clear the record right now.
Speaker 3: But were these two women the same age roughly?
Speaker 1: Yes? No, they had their thirties, they were in there. Okay, thirties.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the woman who approached you, I'm asking for
Speaker 3: a reason, I'm gonna ask, you know, to rate anybody.
Speaker 3: But would you say that the other friend was more
Speaker 3: attractive than the first woman? Yes, so she was. So
Speaker 3: she felt like she was too good for you. Correct,
Speaker 3: I don't even want to talk to this.
Speaker 1: Correct, You're not even worth my my airspace, my my oxygen.
Speaker 1: My it was. But it was.
Speaker 3: My response to the hand. But by the way, what
Speaker 3: you don't know is she may have had a scary
Speaker 3: Jones tattoo on her wrist and she was showing.
Speaker 1: It to you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sure, let's go with that story. Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3: I would have immediately. I would have snapped at her
Speaker 3: and I was saying, what the fuck was that for?
Speaker 1: Well, I did say something, how I'm like, excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's rude. I said that. I got like
Speaker 1: one word to ask her, like what's that about? Like
Speaker 1: what what? And she did it again? She did it twice. No,
Speaker 1: you know, does she listen to Howard in the morning,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't make nobody don't matter. No, no, once again,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy
Speaker 1: at a bar. At this point, she doesn't know nothing,
Speaker 1: She doesn't know shit, she doesn't know who. But it does. Again,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter who I am or who I'm not
Speaker 1: does It doesn't matter. My point is you don't you
Speaker 1: don't treat don't treat people like that, And and and
Speaker 1: let me just back it awful little bit and be attractive.
Speaker 1: Do people And this is rhetorical because it's just the
Speaker 1: two of us here talking. Do people really treat each
Speaker 1: other like that? Out in society? Do people really do
Speaker 1: that to each other every day? Is this? Is this
Speaker 1: the behavior that is display? Is it on display every
Speaker 1: day and every night? Or is that an aberration? I
Speaker 1: wanted to think that the woman is so drunk that
Speaker 1: it was an anomaly, and she would not that it's
Speaker 1: not something that would but that and and then then
Speaker 1: the next question is when was the last time you
Speaker 1: got so angry that you dropped the sea bomb? Because
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I said that out loud.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I just don't just question also rhetorical because everything you
Speaker 3: said was rhetorical means I don't have to answer. So no,
Speaker 3: well it's for you, I mean, you're yeah, but you
Speaker 3: said there's only two of us, so this question is rhetorical.
Speaker 1: Well, it's rhetorical. I mean, well, we're not going to
Speaker 1: get we're not going to garner responses except for people
Speaker 1: that in house house, just between us.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I go, hey, scary, this is rhetorical. What
Speaker 3: do you think of the weather? What are your thoughts
Speaker 3: on this? What are my thoughts? I would have said,
Speaker 3: I would have I would have probably said bitch. Okay,
Speaker 3: but either way, middle, but has there been a time
Speaker 3: of you so angry when you've actually used the sea bomb?
Speaker 3: I don't because this woman was definitely deserving of it.
Speaker 1: No, that's not a word like I go for fucking asshole,
Speaker 1: fucking moron, fucking idiot, douchebag. There's the sea word. I
Speaker 1: mean I have, I've said it. I've said it about people,
Speaker 1: like in conversation with with a buddy. I might be like,
Speaker 1: what you Well, technic, I didn't say it to her face.
Speaker 1: I said it to I said it about her to
Speaker 1: her friend. Yeah, but still it's still.
Speaker 3: It's still not your friends, your friends of sea.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I lost I lost all control over that point.
Speaker 1: I was I because I'm usually a musually I take
Speaker 1: the high road. I'm a little bit I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit cooler than that. But I lost I lost my ship.
Speaker 1: I lost my ship, So.
Speaker 3: You did so?
Speaker 1: So what was what was the facial expression of the
Speaker 1: woman when you said her friend was a sea? She
Speaker 1: was pretty surprised that I those that word came out
Speaker 1: of my mouth.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, she texted in this morning, but he
Speaker 3: texted like friend.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I was waiting for that. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: someone somewhere this is gonna come out, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: But you know, it just it sucks that there are
Speaker 1: people out there that are like this, that they don't
Speaker 1: give people the benefit of the doubt. I know that
Speaker 1: when anyone is introduced to me or you know, I
Speaker 1: always with an open ear, open arms, say hello and
Speaker 1: see what's going on?
Speaker 3: Oh what?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, scary. I just googled at Scary Jones
Speaker 1: and the and the C word on Twitter to see
Speaker 1: if anybody like tweeted it. Somebody somebody somebody tweeted it
Speaker 1: you on January twelfth of last year. I guess it
Speaker 1: was in the playoffs Scary Jones at Scary Jones, who
Speaker 1: the F is this?
Speaker 3: F asked white boy hating on my Niners?
Speaker 1: Go socker, New York Giants aides dick you sea word,
Speaker 1: this person is not too happy with you. Was I
Speaker 1: ripping on the Niners? Because it was Giants and Niners?
Speaker 1: What was you see if this?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wrote at forty nine ers hashtag forty nine
Speaker 3: ers locker room playlist see you in September, which is
Speaker 3: a fifty song see you and September. You must have
Speaker 3: been making a reference like the season's over and uh,
Speaker 3: they're out of the playoffs or whatever, and they are
Speaker 3: gonna go h and not be seen till you know
Speaker 3: that doesn't training camp sticks and stones may break my bones.
Speaker 3: You didn't see this response? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna screenshot it.
Speaker 1: Great here, just blow it up and yeah, why don't
Speaker 1: you just take it out of the filing cabinet there?
Speaker 3: Dar David Brody, I know what I mean? Do I
Speaker 3: may have to put it on Instagram? Nice By the way,
Speaker 3: speaking of Instagram, I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you what, why don't we put it. We'll make
Speaker 1: a shirt out of it, and it seems the slices
Speaker 1: want to buy it. Yeah, we'll put We'll put the
Speaker 1: scaries of sea on it. No, no, just exactly like
Speaker 1: that screen. The screenshot should be the screen of the shirt.
Speaker 1: That should be the shirt with that guy. I just
Speaker 1: texted it to you. You take a look at it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Speaking of social media, as promised on Slice time, I posted,
Speaker 3: I posted the picture of Dwight Goodin and me where
Speaker 3: Dwight is looking off to his right. Well, scary falls
Speaker 3: down the steps.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I put it in my instant story, which has already expired.
Speaker 3: But I put it in the highlights section on Instagram,
Speaker 3: in the Brooklyn Boys Highlights. So right under at the
Speaker 3: top of my page where the circles are, and they
Speaker 3: say like Mett's Brooklyn Boys. Click on the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 3: and you'll see the video the story of Dwight Gooden
Speaker 3: with my picture with Dwight, the legendary Mets picture. And
Speaker 3: by the way, Dwight Gooden liked it and reposted it.
Speaker 1: He also.
Speaker 3: Yes, and he followed both of us.
Speaker 1: He follows me.
Speaker 3: Now, well, I don't want to say he follows me.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he follows you. I think he
Speaker 3: follows you, yes, I think he follows you, but he
Speaker 3: definitely follows me.
Speaker 1: So go check. I'm not following good In six.
Speaker 3: Well, if you don't follow him, why should he follow you.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a whole other conversation. Do you get pissed
Speaker 1: off about that? We had that that was on the radio,
Speaker 1: The Big Show just this week. We were talking about
Speaker 1: the importance of having people follow you back and all that, and.
Speaker 3: Oh please, if I follow with celebrity, I don't expect
Speaker 3: them to follow me back. Now, Doc Goodin followed me
Speaker 3: back because I posted about him and I met him
Speaker 3: the other night at the event. He doesn't follow me, sorry,
Speaker 3: he follows me anyway. Check it out.
Speaker 1: You'll see the story scary. Did you save it in
Speaker 1: your highlights? So no, you has already expired, not expired anyway,
Speaker 1: but I already got about a dozen dms for people
Speaker 1: saying thanks for posting it. It's so much funny seeing it,
Speaker 1: you know, because you know, you don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: making it up or not. But nope.
Speaker 3: You can see the Dwight Goodin picture looking at scary
Speaker 3: fold on the steps.
Speaker 1: Great, awesome and scary. We're moving along way too fast
Speaker 1: for my liking there, David Brodie.
Speaker 3: That's all right. Did you did you look at the
Speaker 3: new Yorkers stand up comedian that I sent you, Yes,
Speaker 3: you sent me. That clip is very funny. Brody Matt
Speaker 3: z Pavich is the comedian. He grew up in Queens
Speaker 3: and I play the audio if you can slices to
Speaker 3: hear it. Yeah, yes, I know anything about Queens.
Speaker 2: It's one of the most diverse places in the whole world,
Speaker 2: which is pretty cool. So growing up, I thought me
Speaker 2: and my friends were not racist. Uh, then I got
Speaker 2: older and I realized that one of my best friends
Speaker 2: growing up his nickname was black, Justin, and we didn't
Speaker 2: even have a white friend named.
Speaker 1: Just Okay, that's bad, that's bad. That's bad.
Speaker 2: There was no need for us to specify which Justin.
Speaker 2: We were talking about. His nickname's black. That's what he
Speaker 2: said to my phone. As we're still friends to this day.
Speaker 2: He works at the gym with Chinese Eric and together
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 1: I will say, I will say that Indian Matt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's named that because there's a Matt who's not in
Speaker 1: the original Matt was Matt right now, remember that. Remember
Speaker 1: Indian Matt is Indian Matt only because he's the second
Speaker 1: in the series and he it's a descriptive worries, right,
Speaker 1: a series of Matts.
Speaker 3: First Matt, Plain Matt, White Matt. He's still part of
Speaker 3: the French group, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, now. But here's the thing though. If I had
Speaker 1: met let's Indian Matt first, he would have just been Matt,
Speaker 1: and then the other Matt would have been not Indian Matt. No,
Speaker 1: he would have been white Matt. He would be white
Speaker 1: Matt because he's the second. The second always gets the
Speaker 1: descriptive word. So it's just right, you know. So that's
Speaker 1: how it fell in this guy's case. There's this comedian.
Speaker 1: He's trying to say that you just put it an
Speaker 1: adjective right ahead of scriptor a descriptor what if your
Speaker 1: friend Matt, you have a big fight with Matt, big
Speaker 1: fight with Matt.
Speaker 3: You fuck you Matt. Matt's out of the picture, you
Speaker 3: never talk to him again. Does Indian match just slide
Speaker 3: into Matt? Does he just become mad?
Speaker 1: No? I think you just take on the legacy. You
Speaker 1: just there's a placeholder there, because wait a minute, what
Speaker 1: if another Matt, What if you meant a third Matt,
Speaker 1: Indian Matt technically should just be Matt. But if you
Speaker 1: get another Matt, he just becomes you can't have a
Speaker 1: whole rebrand once you're all the way. You're talking about
Speaker 1: years of friendship here. You don't just just rebrand Indian
Speaker 1: matts Matt. Okay, So does new Matt just become Mat
Speaker 1: or is he new Mats or Matt the third or
Speaker 1: third Matt or second white Matt? He just be Matt? Okay?
Speaker 1: What if Matt? What if the new Matt is black?
Speaker 3: Is he just Matt? Or is he black Matt? In
Speaker 3: tribute to the Mat that was?
Speaker 1: That was? No, I think he's mad. I think it
Speaker 1: goes back to Matt or door Matt. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're Matt. That's racist, Broady. I
Speaker 3: don't have the answer to these questions. I'm just curious anyway.
Speaker 3: That thank you, Harsh, Hotel Harsh for that video.
Speaker 1: That was very funny.
Speaker 3: All right, hey, you were talking about the best bagels.
Speaker 3: Tell me again where the best bagels are. The best
Speaker 3: bagels are in Montreal, Canada, that's what you say. Well,
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, new York City.
Speaker 1: You want me to say New York City, And because
Speaker 1: but for the sake of argument, because I visited Montreal.
Speaker 1: There's a huge bagel war going on there in Jewish Town.
Speaker 1: I think the name is called jewish Ville Jewish Land.
Speaker 1: Is that part of the Netherlands Jewish Town. No, No,
Speaker 1: there's a neighborhood called the Jewish District. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the proper name of it is. Anyway, there are
Speaker 1: real bagel wars going on between Saint Viator and I
Speaker 1: believe Fairmount Bagels and because and when, because I visited
Speaker 1: and tasted them. I liked the bagels in Montreal at
Speaker 1: these places because they're smaller, they're crunchier, and there there's
Speaker 1: less do on them. But they are arguing the same
Speaker 1: way people argue that New Haven pizza is just as good,
Speaker 1: if not better, than New York pizza, the same argument
Speaker 1: can be made for Montreal bagels. And it's a thing.
Speaker 1: It's a thing, folks, It's the nineteen twenties. But that's
Speaker 1: not well, that's not why I bring it up.
Speaker 3: Okay, because we have this podcast, and because you have
Speaker 3: a large larger social media following, and you know, I
Speaker 3: have a what is it verified on social media? Yep,
Speaker 3: I reached out to should I say the name of
Speaker 3: the bagel place?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, I reached out.
Speaker 1: To fair Aramont bagel bakery okay in Montreal, which is
Speaker 1: two biggies. Those are one of the two big ones
Speaker 1: Fairmont and Saint Viator. Looked them up, guys.
Speaker 3: I looked at Saint Vietor online and I thought, you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna get bagels shipped to me from
Speaker 3: Saint Viator.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I looked and I'm like, and by the way,
Speaker 3: Saint Vietor is on gold Belly. Yeah, they're on gold Belly,
Speaker 3: but it's like forty bucks for a couple of dozen bagels.
Speaker 3: Expect I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: So I go to see what.
Speaker 3: Let me see what the other because Scary said those
Speaker 3: the two of the big ones are Saint Vietora and
Speaker 3: at Fairmount. Yeah, so I said, and you had mentioned
Speaker 3: to me that you had a slight preference for Fanmount
Speaker 3: at the time. So I emailed them and I said, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: they have a sight on the page it says contact us.
Speaker 3: I googled. There's no gold Belly. There's no companies that
Speaker 3: ship their bagels. I'm like, oh, that's that's terrible.
Speaker 1: So Fairmount is a local place that has no way
Speaker 1: of shipping to America.
Speaker 3: Well, not not anything popular like Gold Belly I reached.
Speaker 3: I sent them an email and I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: this is who I am, this is where I do
Speaker 3: a podcast. And my co host is on on this
Speaker 3: major show in New York, sydicated nationally, and we've been
Speaker 3: talking about your bagels a couple of times on our podcast.
Speaker 3: And and I'm a New Yorker. I think New York
Speaker 3: bagels are the best. He says, your bagels are better
Speaker 3: than New York. I think he's crazy, but I want
Speaker 3: to try them. But I don't know what I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have a Montreal and I don't see anybody that ships
Speaker 3: you bagels. How do I go about getting bagels? Not
Speaker 3: gonna be bounce with you slices. I was sort of
Speaker 3: hoping it would send me some bagels, you know. Of
Speaker 3: course I saw what you were doing. There were good
Speaker 3: trying to grape soda their asses.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have a publicity. It's worth it to them to
Speaker 3: send me bagels. I'm not gonna you're talking about you're
Speaker 3: talking about a piece of bread. Yes, I think we'd
Speaker 3: send me the bread, and we're gonna end up giving you,
Speaker 3: unintentionally hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of publicity Bobby
Speaker 3: put pictures up on social media, where we have a
Speaker 3: lot of followers. Maybe the slices are convinced that the delicious.
Speaker 3: I may even say, oh my god, the terrific. So
Speaker 3: she writes back, your friend is Anthony is absolutely right.
Speaker 3: Our bagels are the best. NAS has sent our bagels
Speaker 3: to the space station for their astronauts. If it's okay
Speaker 3: with you, we will gladly ship you some so you
Speaker 3: can do the comparison yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh great, So I tell scary guess who's getting pretty bagels?
Speaker 1: David Brody, Right, Brody.
Speaker 3: Bagels, Brodie Bagels. So I write back, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I said, oh my god, that's fantastic. That's so nice
Speaker 3: of you. I don't want to take advantage. A dozen
Speaker 3: would be fine, but if it's you know, I don't
Speaker 3: know how you package them, but you know, a te
Speaker 3: do Whatever you sent me is great.
Speaker 1: I just want to taste them. So I said, you know,
Speaker 1: a couple of poppy maybe a plane. Whatever you recommend
Speaker 1: one of each is so wonderful. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: so nice. We'll talk about on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I'll do social media.
Speaker 1: I'm verified.
Speaker 3: I'm excited, so excited. I got sixty six followers. Yeah, so,
Speaker 3: she writes back two weeks later, I apologize for the delay.
Speaker 3: I was ill. There's no minimum amount you'd order. Wow,
Speaker 3: sounds like it's an open ticket here, Brody. We ship Monday,
Speaker 3: Tuesdays and Wednesdays except on holidays. So she said, just
Speaker 3: send me your current zip code, but most likely if
Speaker 3: you live in New Jersey, it should be around thirty
Speaker 3: two dollars and fifty cents Canadian to ship it to you.
Speaker 1: Guess what, you weren't getting free bagels to begin with.
Speaker 1: You were never gonna get free bagel. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: The bagels are free, but I gotta pay thirty two
Speaker 1: dollars for the shipping. So do I pay thirty.
Speaker 3: Two dollars for the bagels?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Ohso they're not charging you for the actual bagels. They're
Speaker 3: charging me thirty two fifty for the shipping. But she said, well,
Speaker 3: gladly ship them to you. Yeah, I'm paying for the shipping.
Speaker 1: So I'm expecting. Okay, you got a podcast, your call
Speaker 1: to mister Pigshot on the morning show, got a gold microphone.
Speaker 1: Wha for thirty two dollars, it's worth the investment for us.
Speaker 1: We'll take care of it. Just send us your address
Speaker 1: and give us your social media and just make sure
Speaker 1: to tag us. No problem. We're a billion dollar corporate.
Speaker 1: We're the biggest, one of the biggest bagel stores in Canada.
Speaker 1: We send a was did they charge NASA to shift
Speaker 1: the bagels to the space station? No, they shifted the
Speaker 1: bagels are free, and I know that the NASA shipped
Speaker 1: them up to That's not my point. They sure did
Speaker 1: brodie to shift the bagels to the fucking space station.
Speaker 1: You know what the problem is. They didn't recognize your name.
Speaker 1: They only recognize my name. So if I would have called, like, oh, Scary,
Speaker 1: you're the guy from the morning show right with the
Speaker 1: gold mic, that's you. Yeah, I know you can do
Speaker 1: the phone taps right right, yeah, but Scary not familiar
Speaker 1: with him. This guy not so much. Not so much,
Speaker 1: I gotta say, kidding aside, that's pretty crummy pun intended.
Speaker 1: It's a shitty thing you're got day. I'm making money
Speaker 1: hand over fist. Let's face how much it cost to
Speaker 1: make a nickel for a fucking piece of bread?
Speaker 3: Right if you? If they had said to me, listen,
Speaker 3: we don't We don't normally ship to America or we
Speaker 3: do whatever says Listen, we'll give you the bagels for free.
Speaker 3: You just have to cover the shipping.
Speaker 1: Then I'll be like, I get it, it's so big.
Speaker 1: We will be glad. We will gladly ship you some
Speaker 1: bagels gladly. And I have to admit when it's worded
Speaker 1: that way, that means shippings on them. It's all on them.
Speaker 3: Yes, slices, leave it, talk back. What do you think
Speaker 3: wouldn't you expect the bagels to be free.
Speaker 1: At that point? And and like, even if you weren't
Speaker 1: a podcast influencer or whatever, the hell, we are right
Speaker 1: if you if someone comes at you, anyone slices, if
Speaker 1: with that statement, sure we'll ship you the bagels for free.
Speaker 1: What does that mean to you? Well, will gladly ship
Speaker 1: them to use what she said, will gladly ship them
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 3: Right but deadly. But they're free. The bagels are free
Speaker 3: shipping not so much if they didn't normally ship. If
Speaker 3: they say we never ship bagels, but for you, will
Speaker 3: gladly ship them.
Speaker 1: But you just told me, oh we ship Monday, Tuesdays
Speaker 1: and Wednesdays, they ship, they ship their bagels. So what's
Speaker 1: the gladly part. So I get you get.
Speaker 3: You're giving me the bagels are free, so you're giving
Speaker 3: me your food cost is probably like you said, five
Speaker 3: bucks maximum, it's worth a few dolls whatever, dude, it's
Speaker 3: like a dollar. You're talking about flour and water, right,
Speaker 3: it takes four flower, water, salt, yeast. There's four things.
Speaker 3: There's four ingredients and a bagel. Right, So my point is,
Speaker 3: I know I know this from Colondrums. Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Hit the jingle, you bitch.
Speaker 1: What the jingle? I know what you did? What any time?
Speaker 3: Hunreds doesn't even sell bagels or an Italian restaurant. They're
Speaker 3: a bakery.
Speaker 1: Colombias is a bakery, and they learned their responsibis and
Speaker 1: they taught me how to make bagels. I was in
Speaker 1: a bagel kitchen for ingredients and bagels. Jingle, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? They're a sponsor. You go to your
Speaker 1: doings there all the time. Thank you. Callanders would have
Speaker 1: given you thirty two dollars for that free mention right there,
Speaker 1: for it cost them a nickel to make those bagels.
Speaker 3: Don't let them kid you. Never mind the cost of
Speaker 3: the bagels. They give me those a free they didn't
Speaker 3: want to come out, they didn't want to come out
Speaker 3: of pocket for shipping. They didn't want to be in
Speaker 3: the red.
Speaker 1: But all I'm saying yes, So I'm saying, Look, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to say I deserve free bagels. I'm not.
Speaker 3: But if I'm a business and I have an opportunity
Speaker 3: to put that's why. It's why they like celebrities and
Speaker 3: award shows, get like Rolex's in the back and the
Speaker 3: gift bags, because they want people to be seen in
Speaker 3: their stuff. So you have an opportunity for thirty two
Speaker 3: dollars and fifty cents Canadian Let me see what the
Speaker 3: the raid is. Hold on thirty two dollars and fifty
Speaker 3: cents Canadian to dollars.
Speaker 1: It's not much different.
Speaker 3: I want to just see what's going to cost me.
Speaker 3: Hold on thirty two dollars Canadian to dollars, you know
Speaker 3: what it is, and forty hold on, nope, the other
Speaker 3: way around, Canadian dollars.
Speaker 1: And how many bagels were they going to send you?
Speaker 1: How many dozen? Well?
Speaker 3: Uh hold on, let me see.
Speaker 1: I want you to do the math, because how much
Speaker 1: per bagel would that have been?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, hold on, so this gets better here. See
Speaker 3: the American dollar is doing very well right now. Our
Speaker 3: economy is doing very well, even though people don't notice
Speaker 3: it yet. The US, it would only cost me twenty
Speaker 3: three dollars and eighty cents to pay for shipping. Okay,
Speaker 3: so if you want to go half with me, I
Speaker 3: can get four dozen bagels.
Speaker 1: For that map twelve, twenty four, thirty six, forty eight. Yeah, brody,
Speaker 1: well here, just fucking do it. You think, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: go have have these with you. You go have somebody.
Speaker 1: So let me say forty dollars divided by when I
Speaker 1: say twenty three, what twenty three eighty, let's go eighty
Speaker 1: bring it dollars sixty eight a bagel. That's not I
Speaker 1: will do it. Let's do it. I mean it was
Speaker 1: like seventy nine cents, but not a lot more expensive
Speaker 1: by me, that's all. If you put cream cheese on it.
Speaker 3: Now they're a dollar twenty five an hour.
Speaker 1: We'll see in a couple of weeks. Brold Bys, Brocoli boys,
Speaker 1: bro