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Speaker 1: This is Daniel Mnaro boil this Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: We just phone tapped you. She's not in the bride garage.

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Speaker 1: For drink last night, I was a good boy. Good

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Speaker 1: Raymond still number one on the list. He made one

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Speaker 1: point eight million dollars per episode. How much Yard at

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Speaker 1: the peak of Nobody Loves Raymond one point eight million

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Speaker 1: prepersents what are they making on big bounds? Making a

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Speaker 1: lot too, but they're not making one point a million.

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Speaker 1: What's the name of the theory? Big bang, big bounce?

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Speaker 1: Here's mobound, bound bounce, bounce, bound bound ful bound bounce,

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Speaker 1: boundful bouncing the thick on hound bouncing what now you

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Speaker 1: know what? We keep taking the real words of this song.

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Speaker 1: John Mayer admits that this song Still Feel Like Your

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Speaker 1: Man is about Katy Perry. He said, it's a testament

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Speaker 1: to the fact that I have not dated a lot

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Speaker 1: of people in the last five to six years. He said,

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Speaker 1: this is my only relationship, so it's like, give me

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Speaker 1: this people. How about that? Though? Could you imagine being

435
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Speaker 1: Katy Perry? That's right? John Mayor wrote a song about me,

436
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Speaker 1: That's right. Kendrick Lamar's next album is on the way.

437
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Speaker 1: Yesterday morning, he wiped his Instagram clean except for one photo,

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Speaker 1: is a cryptic image of the Roman numeral four. Then

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Speaker 1: last night he tweeted the release of his latest single,

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Speaker 1: The Heart Part four, and he finished the song with

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Speaker 1: the line y'all got till April seven to get your

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Speaker 1: bleep together, So my guesses it's coming April seven. A

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Speaker 1: survey found that The average binge watching session for people

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Speaker 1: under the age of thirty five is six episodes. That's

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Speaker 1: a lot. I think six episodes watching is just the

446
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Speaker 1: only way to watch anything anymore. You gotta you gotta

447
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Speaker 1: take it when you can get it, so you watch

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Speaker 1: all of them in your movies. This weekend, You've got

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Speaker 1: Power Rangers, Life Chips Sound. You don't have the people

450
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Speaker 1: that work here. They're gonna go TiO Scott. Yeah, next hour,

451
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Speaker 1: we got to talk about Disney and all the live

452
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Speaker 1: action movies that are on the way. Hey, good morning, Jessica.

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Speaker 1: What's going on with you. I just wanted to say

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Speaker 1: that I will be taking a shot to get on

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Speaker 1: Neates level because I needed the hot Next morning, you're

456
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Speaker 1: having a hot Mess morning. You know Nate is on

457
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Speaker 1: the hot Mess Express. Yeah, that's what I'm joined them.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be sober another level. That is

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Speaker 1: a very very good point, because I noticed last night

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Speaker 1: at the table, I was the most sober one at

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Speaker 1: the table of ten people, and that's why I left early.

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Speaker 1: I did the what do they call it, the Irish exit,

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Speaker 1: which I think doesn't mean to be the Irish exit guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think so, but I did the Irish exit for

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Speaker 1: getting go ahead. You don't want to be at a

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Speaker 1: party and not be at the party, correct, exactly. It

467
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Speaker 1: gets really boring. But even if you, even if you're

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Speaker 1: a party or like me, sometimes you just don't want to.

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Speaker 1: You just don't want to do it. You know, we've

470
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Speaker 1: been drinking so much lately after vacation, and last night

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't want anymore, and I don't.

472
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Speaker 1: I'm done. But then everyone else around you is like

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Speaker 1: twisted and they're pushing. Yeah, tell me you were so twisted.

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Speaker 1: You didn't get twisted until after the wine dinner went,

475
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Speaker 1: when you went to the I started the twisting there

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Speaker 1: and I finished twisting it off. You know another thing

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Speaker 1: about this wine dinner last night, Jessica, is they had

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Speaker 1: a cocktail hour before the wine so and I found

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Speaker 1: out later that I I they said, and thank you

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Speaker 1: to our sponsor of the cocktail hour, Elvis Durant. That

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Speaker 1: was my contribution. I paid to get everyone drunk before

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Speaker 1: the wine came out. I don't know, are you sure

483
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Speaker 1: Greg didn't just take everything from your office? Greg t

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even there. I really I called it a night.

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Speaker 1: It was too much all week. I was busy. I

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Speaker 1: have things to do. I couldn't do it, and I'm

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Speaker 1: going out to drink again tonight. Yeah, you party way

488
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Speaker 1: too much. I can't do it. I didn't party last night.

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Speaker 1: No one's listening to me, all right, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening, Jessica. I'm with you. If we want to

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Speaker 1: be on Nate's level, we're gonna have to stoop. We're

492
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Speaker 1: gonna drink a lot. Uncle Johnny's on his way and

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Speaker 1: he's got anybody want to do a shot with me

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Speaker 1: right now? I hand, I've got a long day a hat. Well,

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Speaker 1: what shot are you doing? Do a fireball? A fireball?

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Speaker 1: A fireball? Because it makes me old cockily, and you

497
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Speaker 1: know cockily. He gives me like warm cockles in my heart.

498
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Speaker 1: You're getting mollusks in your heart. Just makes you feel warm.

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Speaker 1: The thing about fireball is now that I'm hanging out

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Speaker 1: with Bethany and other people that love whiskey, I can't

501
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Speaker 1: drink fireball to me because it's like it's it's not

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Speaker 1: it's not good. No, it's not good, but it's a

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Speaker 1: you can't even call it whiskey. It's just a different thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's more of a liqueur. I think it's

505
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Speaker 1: so good at freshen your breath. It's like it's like

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Speaker 1: calling a zema a glass of wine. That's the bottle

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Speaker 1: around the room. You guys are awful. Good morning Jolina, Oh,

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Speaker 1: good morning Janina. You're here just in time for them

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Speaker 1: to do fireball shot. Yeah. I cannot drink fireball anymore.

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Speaker 1: It does leave you with fresh breath. Yeah, it's good

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Speaker 1: if you're about to make out with someone, do a

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Speaker 1: shot of fireball gets so, Joina, what do you want

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Speaker 1: to tell Nate over who's pouring fireball shot for everyone?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell Nate that you should try

515
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Speaker 1: mac and cheese as a great hangover remedy. Now why

516
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Speaker 1: mac and cheese talk about it? Break it down? Honestly,

517
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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. I think it's the grease of

518
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Speaker 1: the butter and the extra cheesiness. It just STIPs in

519
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Speaker 1: your stomach and help soak up all the extra stuff.

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Speaker 1: You're right, I do think the carbs of the pasta

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Speaker 1: in the mac and cheese, and of course the dairyes

522
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Speaker 1: in there doing its thing, and I think we might

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Speaker 1: be getting mac and cheese and eggs. We have smoky

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Speaker 1: bones coming up with the foot. We have ribs on

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Speaker 1: the way here. You're drunk, boy, have a rib? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: bottoms out. I'm not drinkings. For the record, Joanina, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I think mac and cheese sounds fabulous if you're drunk

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Speaker 1: or not having a fireball in a long time. Have

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Speaker 1: a great week in Janina, all right, thank you, thank you?

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Speaker 1: What scary? So text just came in. They said that's

531
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Speaker 1: coming in with the remedies. They said they want dried

532
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: apricots and warm hot dog water and that'll settle the stomach.

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Speaker 1: A text messages came in. It says the Irish good

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Speaker 1: it's when you're too drunk to say goodbye, the French goodbyes,

535
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Speaker 1: when you're not drunk enough, when you're sober enough to

536
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Speaker 1: say bye, but you don't. So anyway, I'm not Irish,

537
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Speaker 1: but I did give the Irish goodbye at the party

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Speaker 1: last night because I could just see the table was

539
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: getting into trouble and I wanted to go home. You

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00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: were over it, so I left, and you know, the

541
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Speaker 1: Irish goodbye? Is it rude to just leave a party

542
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: without saying goodbye? We actually did a podcast on this

543
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Um, we we argued that

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Speaker 1: it was probably okay because if you're doing like the

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Speaker 1: big say goodbye to everybody, then it's sort of making

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Speaker 1: it about you that you're leaving and instead of just

547
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Speaker 1: like leaving the party and letting everyone continue to party.

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Speaker 1: On the other hand, I mean it's being polite to say, hey, guys,

549
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna head out. I love seeing you. I think

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Speaker 1: you say goodbye to the host, but I don't think

551
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Speaker 1: you have to say goodbye to everybody. Yeah, froggy, what's

552
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 1: up now? If everybody's drunk and you say goodbye, they

553
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: oh why, I'll leave it. And if they're drunk, they're

554
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: not going to know you left anyway because they're all

555
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: going to keep drinking. So I think you're better off

556
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: to just leave. You're right walk out backwards. If you

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00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: want to say goodbye, I think you need to start

558
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: half an hour before you really want to leave, because

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00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: to get around everyone, I guess, So what great do

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00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: you have that look of? I have nothing in my

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00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: brain on your face. Usually if I go out the

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00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: next morning, I need like orange Gator read or like

563
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: like a vitamin water or something like that. You need

564
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: to pump up your electrolytes. Yeah exactly, I think that

565
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: takes a way to hang over. What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: He just gave me food and their dog treats. Why

567
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:35,719
Speaker 1: dog treats? It's well, maxis under the desk, given one.

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00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: These are goods, all natural dog treats. And these are

569
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Speaker 1: sweet potato blueberry bones. You eat one of those, scary, scary?

570
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: You are so disconnected to reality. Well, you know what

571
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: they say, the hair of the dog. How about the

572
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: treat of the dog. You have some dog biscuits feeling

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00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: maybe that will soak up all that booze. You got

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Speaker 1: something crazy to tell us? Hello, Alicia, you're at a

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Speaker 1: start box and there's a guy but the most massive

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Speaker 1: details upside dot It is definitely Friday now. This is unusual.

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Speaker 1: But everyone else is drinking, but I'm not. It's usually

585
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: the other way around. Everyone else is not drinking. And

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Speaker 1: I am a side of fireball with those Elvis. No,

587
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Speaker 1: I don't want it. The unnamed members of the Morning

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Speaker 1: show are absolutely listen to me, is ripped? God, I

589
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: should have not I should have eaten something before. Here's

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Speaker 1: some toast, toast eat it now. I'm right now because

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing double of people. Well that's good. Before you

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00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: couldn't see it all. Okay, when I have this toast,

593
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Speaker 1: eat that toast. Baby, she's eating it probably, And Smokey

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Speaker 1: Bones just showed up. You got some ribs on the

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Speaker 1: way Friday and Lent. I can't eat ribs. I can

596
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Speaker 1: eat mac and cheese. You know this is the thing. No,

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Speaker 1: no offense against you Catholics, because you really there are

598
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Speaker 1: a lot of you. But you know you can't eat

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00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: meat on Friday. You're in Lent. You're in the middle

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Speaker 1: of Lent, right, you can't eat chocolate. So there's no

601
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: like beef molee. So I don't know what that means,

602
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: but anyways, I mean, there's it's the religion of you can't,

603
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: you can't, you can a lot of rules. If your

604
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: I need a religion, that's all about you can. But

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00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: I like it because it's a sacrifice. Like yesterday there

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00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: was an unbelievable chocolate dessert that they brought up here

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Speaker 1: from some restaurant and everybody was like, it's the best

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00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: thing ever. And I said, you know what, I really

609
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Speaker 1: really wanted it, but I knew that I couldn't have

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Speaker 1: it because I gave it up for lent. And so

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Speaker 1: to me, that's a sacrifice. There you go, So I

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00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: get it that alright, alright, let's here for the Catholic.

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Speaker 1: Look a look at your dog. You want your dog?

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Speaker 1: So so yeah, Max is over here begging because I

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Speaker 1: got an omelet and I'm eating a little toast, so

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Speaker 1: MAXI of course if there's food around, like most dogs do,

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Speaker 1: he's up looking at me like come on, daddy, come

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Speaker 1: on daddy, and so scarce. That's so adorable, just because

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Speaker 1: that I want a dog. If the dog did that,

620
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Speaker 1: I would have I would adopt that dog, because it's okay,

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Speaker 1: that's the only reason you want a dog is you

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Speaker 1: want someone to beg No, because dogs have different temperaments.

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Speaker 1: And Elvis used, seriously, man, you must have trained him

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Speaker 1: so well. He is the cutest little thing, and if

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Speaker 1: the dog behaved, you don't. You don't train a dog

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Speaker 1: to be cute. I mean, he's just amazing personality. But

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Speaker 1: if I got stuck with a dog who happened to

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Speaker 1: be an a hole to me, I would be stuck.

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Speaker 1: Like there are people that have pets that are total

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Speaker 1: a hole. Of course, I still think that reflects more

631
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: on the person then on the pet. Yeah, I think

632
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: that if you are somebody who is kind, but you

633
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: also set boundaries for your animal. Do you have a

634
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: good animal? Don't? Then you don't? You know, yesterday was

635
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: a National Puppy Day and so there are pictures of

636
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: all of our dogs all over everything. So fantastic. So

637
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: but Scotty B for instance, he says his dog is

638
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: an ass. Like, come here, Scotty, I mean, how can

639
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: you Your dog is so precious. You have the most incredible,

640
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: beautiful little dog. But how do you call your dog

641
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: an ass? Because he doesn't love us? But you got

642
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: your your You cannot project human human behavior in emotions

643
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: on a dog, you know, it doesn't work that way.

644
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: He sleeps at the base of the toilet. He doesn't

645
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: like us, but you got your house is also in

646
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: chaos all the time. This is true. He does like

647
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: the kids. He likes the kids, and they get along

648
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: well with him, and they lay all over him and

649
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: he's great with them, but he hates me and my wife.

650
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: The problem is that we have expectations and pets thinking

651
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: they should behave like humans. They're they're not human. So

652
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: they pick up the behavior that it's around them and

653
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,239
Speaker 1: then act like that because there's that, but also it's

654
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: the way. It's just in there. It's in their their

655
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: makeup and their wiring, and it depends. You know, you

656
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: think that your next dog is going to be just

657
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: as good as your first dog. You know, our dog

658
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: Boomer was great. We loved him and he loved us.

659
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: And this is the same breed. But he's just an

660
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: a hole, this new one. But to be fair, Scotty

661
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: calls his children a holes. The little Max you're playing

662
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: with my perfect dog. All right, we gotta move on.

663
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: Producer Sam is here, high Sam. So you know what

664
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: you we were talking last night, a story about a

665
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: friend of yours, and you know what do you get

666
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: caught cheating? First of all, cheating, don't do it if

667
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: you're cheating on someone's just don't do it. That's at cheating.

668
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't do but you know what, getting

669
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: caught cheating, it's it's interesting how some people are called

670
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: tell him what happened. Yeah, so my friend is a

671
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: detective of because she met her boyfriend. They've been dating

672
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 1: for over a year now on a dating app and

673
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: for the sake of pairing people up, it shows the

674
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: location on dating apps. Neither of them deleted their accounts

675
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: since they started dating. And he was having these weird

676
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: long hours at the office and more time with guy

677
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: friends and unanswered texts and whatever. So she started going

678
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: on the location and every time he made up this

679
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: weird feeling excuse he'd be in the same city that

680
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: is not his job. And yeah, his friends aren't there either.

681
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: So how did she, I mean, has she confronted him

682
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, Oh, she broke up with him. She

683
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: kind of let him know, I know you've been with

684
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: someone else on this night, this night, this night whatever.

685
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: After she collected some and he still doesn't know how

686
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: she knows. She just told him, I know you're cheating,

687
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: and who lives in whatever city it was? And yeah,

688
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: and he confessed you know what, you know, don't cheat

689
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: about starting there, don't cheat, but like you know, we'll

690
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: see there's two sides to the argument. So and that's

691
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: where this conversation moves to a new level. The other

692
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: side is, well, what are you doing to find out

693
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: that I'm cheating? Why are you even watching me like that? Well,

694
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: they had a feeling, well back to her, you know what,

695
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: it's that intuition, it's that well weird long hours, why

696
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: are you cheating? So you know, it really is a

697
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: kind of a circulatory thing. There's no right or wrong,

698
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: but well, the wrong is someone's cheating and you got caught. Yeah,

699
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: but she definitely want the extra mile to like check

700
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: up on him exactly, so that the other question is, well,

701
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: what happens when you check up on them after making

702
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: that extra effort and there's nothing going on? Then you

703
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: gotta look in the mirror and go, well, why am I?

704
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: Like why am I so uneasy about this? Something's going on? Yeah, Like,

705
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: you can't know everything about someone all the time, So

706
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: it is possible. When she confronted him, he would have

707
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: been like, are you out of your mind? Like it's

708
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: it's completely possible. You can drive yourself crazy with that.

709
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: It's so happened that in this case she was right. Unfortunately,

710
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 1: think of all the different characters in this play being

711
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: accused of cheating when you're not cheating that sucks. Cheating

712
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: on someone sucks cheating and not cheating on, but feeling

713
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: you're getting cheated on, and finding out you're being cheated on,

714
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: and then feeling feeling like you're being cheated on, and

715
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: then you find out you're not being cheated on. All

716
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: this this it's a rainbow of different emotions and things

717
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: you're you can feel when it just comes to fidelity

718
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: and relationships. Nobody very very close to me. Um was

719
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: being accused of cheating so much she was so afraid

720
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: that he was going to leave her, and she was

721
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 1: so paranoid. She was telling him, you're cheating, you're cheating,

722
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: you're cheating, and he finally broke up with her, like

723
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: she created the thing cheat now right, And he said

724
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: he was telling me, He's like why, I'm why, I'm

725
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: not even getting any of the benefits of this and

726
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: being yelled at and I'm not even cheating, I'm not

727
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: even having like the time. So she manifested what she

728
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: was afraid of what is he left her. Another thing,

729
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: Bethany is, and I've from experience and all of my

730
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: years have been around being around, is if you are

731
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: the person, the type of person who's always on the

732
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: lookout for being cheated on, Well, what does that mean

733
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: about you? Like, aren't you? Can you be trusted? Like

734
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: if you if you think someone is that fast to

735
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: cheat on people, are you that fast to cheat on me?

736
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: Or you need to figure out why it is that

737
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: you're having a hard time trusting people? Know what You're right?

738
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: I think it's a gentleman scary. I think if your

739
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: accusatory and pointing that accusatory finger of cheating, it stems

740
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 1: from your own insecurities and it's a toxic trait in

741
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: a relationship. And maybe you've done that to other people

742
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: in your past. Maybe maybe yeah, you're the cheat. You've

743
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: been a cheater. So now you're like thinking everyone is

744
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: going to cheat on you? Hello, Aaron, how are you? Hey?

745
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: What's going on? You've been cheating on this, haven't you?

746
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: What's going on? How are you No? I was actually

747
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: in a similar situation. It wasn't um I got cheated on,

748
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: but I didn't find out about it until after we

749
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: broke up. But I was on any dating app and

750
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: I started talking to somebody who was describing an experience

751
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: that they had a couple of months prior, and they

752
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: started describing the guy who sounded awful lot like my

753
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. And I just asked them like, hey, you know,

754
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: you mind telling me what the guy's first name was?

755
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: And um he said the name. And I was like,

756
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: by any chance, I could you share a picture of

757
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: that person? And there he had a picture of my

758
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: ex boyfriends and so so you found out at that

759
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: point that he was cheating on you with him while

760
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: you were still with him. And then and that was

761
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: actually one of two guys that had come forward. Hold

762
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: on a second, Aaron, So looking back, did you ever

763
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: have the feeling he was cheating on you at that time?

764
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: Not even a little bit, scaring a lot of people.

765
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: But that's the problem though, because then in your next

766
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: relationship you will not be so quick to trust, you know,

767
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: which sucks for sure of some trust issues going on

768
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: right now. Well, so, yeah, you know what, because I've

769
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: been I've been cheated on in the past, and so

770
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: I I think it's a natural thing to have trust issues.

771
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: From time to time they creep in there. You know,

772
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: what do you do? Stop it? Stop it? Trust issues? Rebuke?

773
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: You can't you know. But let me ask you a question.

774
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: What would life be? And I know a lot of

775
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: people can raise their hands and say, well, that's me.

776
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: You're describing what would life be if you could just

777
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: be with someone and you never ever worry about being

778
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: cheated on? You never think about, you know, going out

779
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: and really cheating on them, and you just kind of

780
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 1: live a happy life. What would that like? What would

781
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: that be like? I would love to live that life.

782
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: Sounds amazing about it? Yeah, I want, I want the

783
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: most difficult thing I think about, you know, being like

784
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 1: what what should we have for dessert? You know, erin

785
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: at the time that was so you're saying right now,

786
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, are you dating anyone now? Are you

787
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: out in the dating world? Not yet? Still with the

788
00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: trust issues. Just having having fun is great. But and

789
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: you know, when you meet that someone who and you

790
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: feel like you're falling from them, you're like, oh here

791
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: we go, and you you like, I always say, you

792
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: give them your heart to break, you know, and being

793
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: in love is a fantastic thing, but Aaron, you know

794
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: you deserve you deserve happiness. If it's out having fun

795
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: with as many people as you want, great, but you

796
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: know it's it's a shame that you can't you enjoy

797
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: life on you, on your terms, with your rules, and

798
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: not being cheated on, and you deserve the best. Aeron, Well,

799
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: thank you, and I think all the cheaters out there

800
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: we should wish diarrhea upon all of them. Aaron, thanks

801
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: for listening. Have a great weekend. Okay, thank you too,

802
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: But no offense to Aaron. But that's something we've a

803
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: lot of us are all of us have been through,

804
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: you know. But you just hear it in his voice,

805
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: like Okay, I want to crawl through the phone and

806
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: hug him. I think, like the best thing you can

807
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: do for yourself in that situation is not give the

808
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: next person the last person's traits, like you will put Oh,

809
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: I know you're doing this because of this, that and

810
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: the other thing, when meanwhile those things were the last

811
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: person you mean to do you You're like, Okay, I

812
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: learned this from my last relationship, so now I'm learning

813
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,479
Speaker 1: not to do it with the next one so hard.

814
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: I think what Sam is saying too is you don't

815
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: want to bring the bad things the last person did

816
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: and accused the new person of doing those. Thank you

817
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 1: and exactly what's scary? Here comes another pearl of wisdoms.

818
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: No text came in which I disagree with this text rot.

819
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: It's crazy how easy social media has made cheating. But

820
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: if you think about it, the cheating has always been there.

821
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: I think it's just you're just going to cheat. Why

822
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: do you think it's harder to cheat now because you're

823
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: more trackable now Before like back in the fifties, if

824
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: you were like a man who wanted to cheat on

825
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: your wife, she was home in the whole time, you

826
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: just go cheat with your secretary. I saw you at

827
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: the soda fountain. I saw you getting the sasaparella with you.

828
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: He was sharing a chocolate malted. Yes. And nowadays everybody

829
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: knows where everybody is. Yeah, well, but there are there

830
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: are ways to cover that up. I era, Hi, Hey,

831
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: what's going on? Not just driving to work? Oh? Scary?

832
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: Can you can you go feed my dog a bone?

833
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: Absolutely so, Sarah. It's all about finding someone you trust. Yes. Absolutely.

834
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: My husband just recently went to Camcoon with a group

835
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: of his guy friends and not one second. Did I

836
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: think he was going to cheat on me? And how

837
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: have you built that trust step over time? Um? I

838
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: don't know. We just have a really good relationship. We

839
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: have very good like communication. We talked about everything and

840
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: we just know like we love each other and we

841
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Speaker 1: know that we don't want to be with anybody else.

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Speaker 1: I love that and it sounds it sounds so simple,

843
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: but there are so many people listening going, God, I

844
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: wish I could do that. Well, if you wish you

845
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Speaker 1: could do that, then just go do it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think you can. I think if you're open and

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Speaker 1: you're honest with your significant other and you have everything

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849
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Speaker 1: or you know, like you talk about everything, and then

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Speaker 1: you will have that all right, Well, okay, wave wave that.

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Speaker 1: I'm good for you, Sarah, though. I think it's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: I I want to live that life, the life you're living.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Jesse McCartney has a song on

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Speaker 1: his Departure album. It's called not Your Enemy, and it's

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Speaker 1: exactly about how I'm not the guy that just cheated

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Speaker 1: on you. It's a very good point. I am not him.

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Speaker 1: I don't have even though it's from Jesse mccartin's amazing.

858
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: It's such an amazing ballad. He should have released it

859
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: because every woman would understand that songs jests around. Now.

860
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: He's still making music. He's still making music, TV shows

861
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: and stuff. He's will He accused me of doing something

862
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 1: much and I thought it was really rude. Jesse. Yes,

863
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Speaker 1: do you want to share what it was? No? No,

864
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Speaker 1: you've got to get into the headlines. We have a

865
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,720
Speaker 1: free money phone tap on the way. What is going on? Bettany? Okay?

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Speaker 1: A fourth person has passed away as a result of

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868
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Speaker 1: old man. The attacker has been idd as a fifty

869
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Speaker 1: two year old British born man. The so called his

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Speaker 1: Long State is claiming responsibity for the attack. An eighteen

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Speaker 1: year old with dual US Israeli citizenship is under arrest

872
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Speaker 1: in a series of bomb threats against Jewish community centers

873
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Speaker 1: and other Jewish institutions in the United States. We've been

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Speaker 1: reporting on that he had dual US Israeli citizenship that

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Speaker 1: he currently lives in Israel. His father has also been

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00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: arrested and is suspected of making some of those calls

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Speaker 1: as well. What a family, I know? I okay they

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Speaker 1: then we're being sarcastic. By the way, half of the

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Speaker 1: So you're talking about the weather, yes, exactly. Do not

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Speaker 1: Very good. All right, let me get on and change

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Speaker 1: my profile. Alright, thank you, Bethany. Alright, your free money

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Speaker 1: That's right because our French from Smokey Bones just joined us.

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905
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Speaker 1: how what you ate that in the morning. I tell

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Speaker 1: you easily, I'll show you. Whatever you do. Whatever you

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Speaker 1: I don't need to see the pictures on your phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at it right there. It's the real deal.

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00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: Scary is trying to show me food porn from Smokey Bones.

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Speaker 1: We we got it. We've got the real deal. It's

914
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Speaker 1: like looking at porn while you're at a strip club. Yeah,

915
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Speaker 1: we're looking at porn while you're having sex. Anyway, we've

916
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 1: got a free money phone tap. We're about to do

917
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: that right now, aren't. Well, let's do it. Let's just

918
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: do the free money phone tap. Rand in the Morning

919
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: shows free money phone tap. After the phone taps over,

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Speaker 1: we'll tell you to call in. You'd be called on

921
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: one a one thou dollar cash gift card from Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: get a hundred and twenty nights sleep trial. I have one.

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Speaker 1: A bunch of us on the show have when it's

927
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Speaker 1: the most comfortable mattress I have first slept on. So

928
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: we want to get you a thousand dollars courtesy of

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Speaker 1: them Brooklyn Betting dot Com. After the phone tap errors,

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Speaker 1: give us a call be color one and you'll win.

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00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: But listen to the phone tap first. I love this.

932
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's over there getting ready for our new spring cocktail.

933
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: I see peanut. Don't tell us what it is, but

934
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: I see peanut butter, and I see some sort of vodka,

935
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Speaker 1: and I see some salt. I see salty peanut butter

936
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: salty peanut butter balls. Is that what it is? It's

937
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: and so as we speak, we're about to get into

938
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: Dave Rody's phone tap. But up on the throne currently

939
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: serving as the king of all phone taps is Danielle.

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00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's see if Rody's phone tap can knock

941
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: her off. Elvis Duran Elvis Durant phone tap? All right, Brody?

942
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: What's your phone tap? All about us? A listener will

943
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: wanted a phone tap as coworker Mike. Mike has a

944
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: tendency to continuously pay his parking garage at work his

945
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: bill late. He pays it late every month and they've

946
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: warned him about it, and he doesn't seem to care.

947
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: So I called for the parking garage, tell them there's

948
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: a problem. Are you nice, Brody or meme Brody in

949
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 1: this phone tap? I'm always nice? But ma'n not not here? Okay,

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00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking for Mike. This

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Speaker 1: is Mike. Who's that Mike? This is call mine from walking.

952
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: How you doing tonight? Yeah? I'm good? How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Uh? Mike? How long you've been talking?

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00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 1: Your geep? Here? A year and a half now at least,

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Speaker 1: and uh, have you not had a conversation about paying

956
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: your bill on the first of the month. Yeah, I don't.

957
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 1: I don't get paid until the fifteenth. That's the arrangement.

958
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: I told me that several times. Okay, that's right. Okay,

959
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: Nancy notated your account. What she told me was, you

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00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: do get paid the first time of fifteen. And so

961
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, chief, Chief, I'm Mike. Yeah, okay, let's

962
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: have an arrangement with Nancy. I don't look so Nancy

963
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: works for me. You've been here a year and a

964
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Speaker 1: half now. I did some calculation on the interest lost,

965
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: and uh, you owe us eighty nine dollars and seventy

966
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Speaker 1: three cents. You're out of your mind. I have an

967
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: arrangement with Nancy. Talked to Nancy. Okay. You know what,

968
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: I would soon have fire Nancy than have you say

969
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: her name again. So here's what we're gonna do. You're

970
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: gonna pay a little penalty. I'm not paying you know what.

971
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, you just stay right there. Javier

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00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: put it out on sixth Thank you. Hi. Javier's parking

973
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: your car now on sixth Avenue and your car is

974
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: gonna be there and you can pick it up with

975
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: car too late. The chief your cause on sixth Avenue,

976
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Speaker 1: and it's touch my car, your cause on sixth Avenue

977
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: on the corner. The keys are gonna be in it.

978
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: So you have a choice. You can go now and

979
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Speaker 1: get your car, or you can leave it dead till

980
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Speaker 1: it's time coming down there right now to get my

981
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: Don't touch my car. I'm not touching your car. It's

982
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: on sixth Avenue. You do what you're moment and now

983
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: I hope it's still little for your sake, you know

984
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 1: what I think. I see a toe truck. You better hurry.

985
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: This car is illegally parked their kids. It's got a

986
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: broken tar light. There's no broken tarilite, you know what.

987
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sign kick oh now it's got a

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Speaker 1: broken tailine officers also got a broken side of your mirror, officer,

989
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: you might as well taking it now, hold on my mistake.

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00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: Now it does broken side mirror officer. I'm here. Where

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Speaker 1: are you at? By the lamp post? You don't see

992
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Speaker 1: me by the street, signed by the by the by

993
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Speaker 1: the poles lamp post, Dan rowd, you're right now, what

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Speaker 1: are you, well, you caused in the garage and uh

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Speaker 1: and whil's up in the office and I'm I'm at

996
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Speaker 1: a radio station. What are you talking about? Well, how

997
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 1: fast did you run out of that? Will you? Mike?

998
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: You're on six? Get out here. I'm almost cops are

999
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: looking at me right now. I think mine, Mike. This

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Speaker 1: is Dave brodylm Sharre in the Morning Show with phone

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00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: tapping you. That's that's beautiful. Thanks for that. I appreciate that.

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00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna man, we love breaking glass sound effect. That

1003
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: was great, Brody. But here's the question. I mean, Danielle

1004
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: did a fantastic phone tap yesterday and now she's the

1005
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: king of all phone tappens. That is good? Is it

1006
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: now time for Brody to move up? And Danielle has

1007
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: to come down off the throne? Yes or no? Yes,

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00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: get off the throne. Daniel off the throne. Dave Brody

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Speaker 1: is now once again the king of all phone to

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Speaker 1: good go Elvis Durand in the Morning Shows. Free money

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Speaker 1: something to say, but we gotta go talk to Victor

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Speaker 1: real quick. Hey, Victor, how are you? Oh? My god? Hey,

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Speaker 1: whoa hoo, Victory. It's not like you're it's not like

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Speaker 1: you're ready for the weekend. Man, I am ready for

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Speaker 1: the weekend. I wish you were here. We're having all

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Speaker 1: sorts of munkey food from a Smokey Bones barbecue. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing. You're you're calling from south Bridge, Massachusetts. Yes,

1029
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Speaker 1: on my way to work. Where do you get good

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Speaker 1: barbecue in south Southbridge, Massachusetts? Do they have a good

1031
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Speaker 1: barbecue there? Um? In the nearby city? Yeah, come on down,

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Speaker 1: Ter Booster has everything. Hey, come on down to a

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Speaker 1: Smokey Bones in wrong Coma you'll love it. I guess what, Victor,

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Speaker 1: you're the one hundred the caller. You just want a

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Speaker 1: it's from Brooklyn Betting dot com. But it's a thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars that spends just like cash. Congratulations. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I love you guys. Victor Danning, thank

1039
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Speaker 1: you very much. What are you doing this weekend? What's

1040
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Speaker 1: going to be the headline? Do you know yet? Actually

1041
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Speaker 1: we're going to a New York in the morning to

1042
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Speaker 1: uh a date on a day trip to see us show? Um? Uh,

1043
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Speaker 1: the New York Gay Men's Course. Oh cool, that's so cool.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Enjoy our beautiful city until the gay

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Speaker 1: Men's course. We said, all right, Victor, hold on one second, man,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening. All right, there you go, Thank you

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Betting, Brooklyn Betting dot com. A great week of

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Speaker 1: free money phone taps. All right, we're out of money.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing now? Yes? That? What's up? Great tea?

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00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: We have something to say? You ready for the topic training? Yeah? Man,

1051
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: let's do it. I haven't looked up your topics yet.

1052
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: What are you any good? Absolutely? All right? Here we go.

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00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: I have not approved of these topics. Alright, are they

1054
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: any good? Well, sometimes they're better than others. Okay, well, okay,

1055
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 1: let's just jump into it. We're just ahead of Uncle

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00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: Johnny's springtime cocktail. I can't wait. I know it involves balls. Yeah,

1057
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: I like balls. All right, let's get into it. Sweaty balls.

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00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh gross, that's just disgusted, Uncle Johnny. It's not really steady.

1059
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: But there's their salty salt peanut butter balls. They used

1060
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 1: to call you that in junior high school. All right, So,

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00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: from the mind of Great to the friend boy, if

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Speaker 1: any of these topics hit a nerve, we want you

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Speaker 1: to call us at one eight hundred two four two

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Speaker 1: one hundred. Topic number one, why you banged up? Yeah,

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00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: I want to know. So some of the guys on

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00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 1: the show, they went out last night and you look

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00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: around the room and there straight Nate and he is

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00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: banged up. So I want to know, why are you

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00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: banged up up? Why you banged up? Call us now

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00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: one eight d two one hundred. Next topic, pretending to

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00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: like it. You know, Elvis, it's not easy to like

1072
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: everything and being that much in common with your significant

1073
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: other and you try, but you still may not like

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00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 1: everything that your significant other really likes. So I want

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00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: to know what are you pretending to like for your

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00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:51,919
Speaker 1: partner but you secretly hate? I think we all have those. Yeah,

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00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: you know, what do you pretend to like about your

1078
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: partner or things that they like that they like? Alright?

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00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred next time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what this topic is. I haven't looked

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00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: at this Salt Lake City, Utah. You know, I'm just curious, Elvis,

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00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: I've never been to Salt Lake City, Utah. I want

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00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: to know what is in Salt Lake City, Utah. That's

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00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: so great? Did you guys know that it's actually a

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00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: major US city? Are you serious? Seriously? Well? What what's there? No? Seriously,

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00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: you didn't know it's a major US city? I did.

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00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: I just found out. But did you guys know? But

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00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: what is city? Olympics there? What have you done for

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00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: me lately? They had the Olympics years ago? There's nothing

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00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 1: there now? What are you gonna do? There's nothing there now?

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00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,479
Speaker 1: Oh my god? You you live in a little bubble? Really? Okay?

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00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: Call up? What The city is only as good as

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00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: its last Olympics. Yeah, okay, call us now and enlightened.

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00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: Great tea about Salt Lake City, Utah? What are you

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00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: gonna do? Or did you say Utah? What do you

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00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: do there? How do you say the state Utah? Okay? Utah? Alright?

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Speaker 1: One eight hundred two two zero one hundred final lame

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Speaker 1: topic topic train. Are you a real adult? I want

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Speaker 1: to know what did you do or buy or go

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Speaker 1: to that you have now declared yourself I am officially

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00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: an adult. I want to know, are you a real adult? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So what did you do that really kicked kicked you

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00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: in the head and made you realize you're you're an adult? Yeah? Alright,

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Speaker 1: d The topics are why you banged up pretending to

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00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: like it? What the hell's in Salt Lake City, Utah?

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00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: And are you a real adult? There you have it, Danielle,

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00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: hurry because we also have Uncle Johnny's clocktails coming up

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00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: in like a few minutes. All right, Well, to think

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00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: it all started when JK. Rowling was working and she

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00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 1: was on a journey from Manchester to her job in London.

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Speaker 1: That's when she began writing the Harry Potter series and

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Speaker 1: now the franchise is worth an estimated twenty five billion

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Speaker 1: dollars for her. She deserves it, so, according to insiders,

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Speaker 1: there are tons of Disney movies that will become live action,

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00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: like Move On, A Pair on the Milan will be

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00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: November of two thousand eighteen, Aladdin, The Lion King, The

1117
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid, Dumbo, Snow White. They're all on the way,

1118
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Speaker 1: so get rid. I'm so excited. I cannot wait for

1119
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: every single one of those. Bellahadid is no longer following

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Speaker 1: well she doesn't follow like her ex boyfriends, but now

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00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: the Weekend is no longer following Bellahadid, The X and

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00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez, who's now dating The Weekend is no longer

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Speaker 1: following Bella Hadid on social media. Okayust's try to keep

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Speaker 1: up with that, just getting you updated on the dumb

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00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: things celebrities do and we all do that. Do you

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00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: still follow your ex is now? No? I guess not right, Okay,

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00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beast. I mean this movie is just ridiculous.

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00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: The Weekend saying for the box office it may make

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Speaker 1: another eighty million dollars. And even though there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of cool movies out this weekend, like The Power Rangers,

1131
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: they don't think that the Power Rangers has the power

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00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: to beat Beauty and the Beast. So we will see

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00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: what happens. This text just came in for for straight Nate.

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00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: You know you're you're a real adult. When you're back

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00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: goes out more than you do. Back to you, Daniel. Okay,

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00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: the last four games of the n C Double A

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00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: Sweet sixteen Regional semifinals are tonight. Don't forget you have

1138
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: keeping up with the Kardashians the Walking Dead, uh the

1139
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: series when we have tangled the series, and next hour

1140
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: we are going to talk about Chance the Rapper and

1141
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: what an amazing guy he is. He really truly is.

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00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: Let's get him on the show. Nate, come on, when

1143
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 1: you sober up what you call Chance the Rapper? Remember, hey,

1144
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: before now, do we need to turn that blender on?

1145
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: Is that ice melting too much? Over their? Uncle John?

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00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: We can put it on any time. I gotta put

1147
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: more ice in it. All right. Well that's gonna really

1148
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: water it down though, isn't it. But you know you're

1149
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: the scientist here. Yeah, maybe a little bit, not that much. Okay,

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00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,479
Speaker 1: we're good, all right, all right, back to great Tie's topics. Cool,

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Speaker 1: let's get going. We'll start here with please call him Hie, Katie,

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00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: Welcome to Great Tie's topic train. Which of his topics

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Speaker 1: are you calling about? See? Yeah, uh straight, Nate's banged

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00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: up because he drank too much last night? Why are

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00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: you banged up today? To use last night? To what?

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00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: Use sex last night? Always expecting that it's great? Good

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00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 1: for you? Nice? Are you gonna have sex again tonight?

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00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: Of course? All right? But you're okay though, I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: Just a couple of bruises here and there. Where's the

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00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: biggest bruise as I like? What if we ask Katie,

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Speaker 1: where's the biggest bruise on his ass? All right? Oh, Katie,

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00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to us. Have a great one. Okay,

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00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: all right, Hello Molly, Welcome to Great Tie's topic train.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the weekend. H What so, which of great

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00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: Tie's topics you're calling about? Um? Pretending to like it? Oh, Molly,

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Speaker 1: so what are you faking to like? Just for your

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00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: significant other? I have ever tending to like my boyfriend's

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00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: hairs style for the last three years. Oh my gosh,

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01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: what's the style? It's like that? Um? This is the

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Speaker 1: normal like guy hairstyle. That's going around right now. But

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Speaker 1: he's got a receding hairline, and it's not so there.

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Speaker 1: Receding hairline doesn't bother you. It's just the way he

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01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: has his hair done with a receding hairline that bothers you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's got like this kind of comb over thing that

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01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: he's trying to do and it looks a little bit

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Speaker 1: like a young Donald. Why don't you tell him? It

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Speaker 1: looks like a really insecure about it, so I can't

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Speaker 1: be like, oh no, your hair is actually as ugly

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Speaker 1: as you think it is. That's a rough situation, it is,

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Speaker 1: But there's got to be a diplomatic quait. Maybe maybe

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Speaker 1: you jump on Pinterest and you find some things that

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01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: might look really good for him, and you're like, hey,

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01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: let's you know, maybe we should try some stuff. But

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Speaker 1: the guys are never gonna trust anything from Pinterest. This

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Speaker 1: is why I don't have a boyfriend. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what, because that's why you fall for

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Speaker 1: gay guys, because you keep talking about Pinterest. What's true? Hi, Steva,

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01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: there's something you see. Good luck with that. Molly, I

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Speaker 1: am Katie, Molly are aweso. Let's go call talk to Samantha. Samantha,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Great Teas Topic Train. Which topic you calling about?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, high, I've been to Salt Lake City. Okay,

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Speaker 1: then you can tell us what's there. They have the

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Speaker 1: original Mormon temple, like where the Mormons started. They got

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Speaker 1: one nude dunkin Donuts. Yeah, all right. They have this

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Speaker 1: really huge like mall that has like less overhangs, and

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01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: the trolley goes underneath trolley, and they have a lake

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Speaker 1: and it's called Salt Lake Yep. Yeah, that's the little

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Speaker 1: shopping area like I was there for the Olympics, but

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Speaker 1: it's like that little strip. It's like the cutest little

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Speaker 1: shopping area shopping. Yeah. Yeah, it's called all right. There

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Speaker 1: you go see there's stuff in Thank you, Samantha, have

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Speaker 1: a great weekend. Thank you, thank you. Let's go talk

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Speaker 1: to Daniel. Daniel, welcome to Great Teas Topic Train. Which

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Speaker 1: topic you're calling about? Hello, lady, Hello, wow, lady, I

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Speaker 1: am calling about becoming an adult? Okay, So what was it, Daniel?

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Speaker 1: What what did you buy or do that all of

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01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: a sudden you said, Wow, I'm an adult. Well I

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01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: finally aged out of my pediatrician. I can't go to

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01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: him anymore. So now I have a real adult doctor.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask how old you are? Here? You go?

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01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 1: I know people in their mid mid to late twenties

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Speaker 1: who still go see their pediatricians. Yeah, I wish I

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01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 1: could use a nice guy. Yeah, thanks for listening, and

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01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: tell your pediatrician that you miss him. Just give me

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Speaker 1: a little call. Thank thanks for listening to us. Daniel, Hello, Ali,

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Speaker 1: Which of Great Tea's topics you're calling about? Becoming an adult? Okay?

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01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: What did you do or buy or what set you up?

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01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: And said? I am officially an adult? Okay. When I

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01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: was going to graduate college, I always said that I

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Speaker 1: was going to go buy a brand new Jaguar car. Well,

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01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: when I graduated, I bought a house for the same

1222
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Speaker 1: price instead. A right, good for you, good decisions, the

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Speaker 1: very grown up thing to do by a house. Awesome,

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01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: that's what you see. Look, you could have had a

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01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: sexy car that would have immediately depreciated in value as

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Speaker 1: you drove it off the lot, even though it is

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Speaker 1: a Jaguar, and I've heard their fabulous cars. But you

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01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: bought a house because it's a great investment, and that's

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Speaker 1: very very wise. You're an adult. Yeah, thanks for listening

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Speaker 1: to us. Let's go talk to Marissa Hime. Marissa, welcome

1231
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: to Great Tie's top at Trade. Which topic you calling about? Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because when I first started dating my husband,

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Speaker 1: I pretended to like fishing for many many months, and

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Speaker 1: it was the worst thing in the world. I hated

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Speaker 1: the fish and the words and everything that had to

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Speaker 1: do with it. And I finally came out with the

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01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: fact that I hated it. And now I make him

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Speaker 1: put everything on the hook and I don't touch the fish.

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01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: But it was super embarrassing to come out and telling

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01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: him that I actually hated everything. At least you show

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01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: up and drink the beer. That's that's kind of at

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01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: least you were honest with him. Eventually didn't take it. Well,

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01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 1: he did, and he's like, I kind of macared, but

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Speaker 1: I like the company and you were a good time,

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Speaker 1: So I like, I have a lot of a lot

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Speaker 1: of women friends who remembers of w WF women who fish.

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Speaker 1: They love it. They love it all right, Marissa, thank you,

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Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Okay, Okay, one more call for you, Gregory. Yes, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: which of Great Teas topics are you calling about? I'm

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01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: actually calling that I'm banged up. Yeah, why are you

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01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: all banged up today? Sarah? All right? Well, I had

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01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: initially called because I was probably still drunk this morning

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01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: when I did a live news segment and I was

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01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: gonna tell Straight and Nate how hung over I fell afterwards.

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Speaker 1: But now I'm like hungover and I have a broken ft.

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Speaker 1: How did you break your foot? Yeah? So I was

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01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: at a construction site and I slipped off a makeshift ramp.

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Speaker 1: What do you do for a living, She's a construction

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01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: site reporter? Well no, so no, I'm actually a social

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Speaker 1: worker and I work for like a nonprofit agency that

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Speaker 1: works with individuals with disabilities, and I am doing a

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Speaker 1: home modification for a quadriplegic who's graduating with his master's

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01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 1: the spring. You're doing great things. We're doing a wheelchair

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01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: basketball tournament this weekend. Um, so, we were promoting it

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01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: with a local news station and I had to get

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01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 1: up at four am this morning. But you're still drunk.

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01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: I can hear. I can smell your breath from here.

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01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: Straight Straight was just on his fifteen drink at ten o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I might have been joining him at that time. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening to us. You have a great day. Okay,

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01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:08,480
Speaker 1: all right there you guys, Johnny Johnny, are you ready

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Speaker 1: for your peanut balls cocktail? What is that? Yes, well

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Speaker 1: it's called Uncle Johnny's three P's into Spring. It's Pools

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01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: Peanut but a pretzel. We could change the name. A

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01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 1: lot of people don't know his name is Johnny Pool,

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01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 1: so it's Pools Peanut butter pretzel. You get the wonder going,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, We're ready for a cock call us. You

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Speaker 1: guys are only going to keep me awake throughout the day,

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01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 1: literally alive. Really made my morning. Thank you, Thank you

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Speaker 1: Thank wow, are you ready? Are you ready? Can you

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Speaker 1: handle it? Can you handle it? Because today it is

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Speaker 1: good Fride. We I smelled the week, got it? To

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Speaker 1: the mail, to the feet, to the eyes to the

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Speaker 1: estrant in the Morning Show, E to the heil, to

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Speaker 1: the feet, to the eyes of the estrant in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Everybody, This is Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: WHOA what a Friday. Welcome to the weekend in a

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01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 1: beautiful knowing. You got the weekend ahead of you. It

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Speaker 1: is Friday, Mark, Uncle Johnny about to make it some cocktails?

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01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Oh do we already? Did? You already made

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01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: the cocktails? And these are what they called again. You're

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01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: speaking to the microphone. Three ps into spring, which is

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01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: stands for pose, peanut, butter pretzel. There you go, and

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01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: you've had a ship already about today. I have not

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01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 1: hold on trying it life. And it's pink salt on

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01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 1: the rim is to wish you should get drink. Oh

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01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 1: my god. Alright, let's go Daniel. You can have this

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01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 1: right with the salt though it's azel and that's got

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01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: some booze in it. Yeah, I just noticed that. Let's

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01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 1: go around in the room. Hold on, Johnny, I hope

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01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 1: you have some jokes for us today. I get it coming,

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01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, we'll start with you scary what's on

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01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: your mind? You know, you're always asking for trouble when

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01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: you go on Instagram for TVT and you put like

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01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,840
Speaker 1: a baby picture of yourself on there, because it always

1313
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: invites the comment what happened to you? You were so

1314
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 1: cute as a kid. And I'm like, I'm like, I

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01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 1: got so many of those yesterday because I posted like this,

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01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 1: you were a cute kid. You know what, I think,

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01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 1: I really like went downhill after that, you know, I

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01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:16,639
Speaker 1: mean you still look a lot like that. I don't

1319
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: know I looked. I think you look better as a kid.

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01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: There's remnants of me in that picture of when I

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01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: was eight years old, but like, I can never be

1322
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: as cute as that. Again, what remnants of you? Are?

1323
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: Looking at it? Like, you know, the shades of me,

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01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 1: shades of you? What about you, Daniel? What's on your

1325
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,080
Speaker 1: mind today? Are you still drunk from your shot earlier? Actually,

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01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,880
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that I hate and really

1327
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 1: if you do feel a little tipsy and you drank

1328
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: a little too much, eat something, because it really did

1329
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,799
Speaker 1: help me feel better. And now have Uncle Johnny's Johnny's cocktail,

1330
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm going to go over there

1331
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:52,759
Speaker 1: It's a roller coaster, really is. So what's up with you, Bethany?

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01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: I have to say I've been, you know, kind of

1333
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,400
Speaker 1: feeling you guys in lately how I've been kind of

1334
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: cleaning up my closet and trying to kind of pare

1335
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 1: down stuff spring cleaning. Yeah, I did that with my jewelry.

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01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 1: I took a bunch of stuff out that I'm going

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01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 1: to donate. And it's so much fun because then you

1338
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 1: can go, like I threw away a lot of like

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01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,600
Speaker 1: the really cheap stuff. So you're donating that to like

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01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:15,759
Speaker 1: South Bees. Yes, um, And it's just so much nicer

1341
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: because then everything you can see everything, and it makes

1342
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,479
Speaker 1: you so happy in the morning. So it's a weekend.

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01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 1: If you have time this weekend, stop and like clean

1344
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: out one thing in your house, like even just a drawer,

1345
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 1: you will feel so much better. It's like when you

1346
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,599
Speaker 1: clear out a drawer, you clear out your mind. It's

1347
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 1: except for the junk drawer. That should always be like

1348
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,640
Speaker 1: the drunk drawer, as dirty and cluttered as possible. And

1349
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 1: I didn't say the drunk drawer, the junk drawer. I

1350
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 1: think you know. Spring cleaning is a very important thing

1351
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,200
Speaker 1: to clean up your closet, rearrange everything, clean things out,

1352
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:50,880
Speaker 1: donate the things you don't need because people do need them.

1353
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: But also, spring cleaning can be changing the way you're

1354
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: eating for the season. It can be changing the way

1355
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 1: you're feeling about things and thinking you've got to stop

1356
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: down and go, Okay, what have I been obsessing over

1357
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: for the past winter? Yeah, let's stop obsessing over that.

1358
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,560
Speaker 1: Let's spring clean our brains and our hearts. I know

1359
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: it sounds very very cupcakey, but it's true. It's really true.

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Speaker 1: All right, Uncle Johnny one more time? He and hewherepe

1361
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 1: the time for Uncle Johnny sing some more crazy and

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01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:29,400
Speaker 1: he gave the show. But Johnny Johnny, Wow, look someone

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01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: submitting a joke to you, Uncle Johnny from Airy Code

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01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 1: five seven four? What's brown? And rhymes with snoop? What's

1365
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 1: brown and snoop? Dr dre Alright, Uncle Johnny, what do

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01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,760
Speaker 1: you got going on here? This peanut butter cocktown? Yeah?

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01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,680
Speaker 1: Three peas into spring that's what it's all about here.

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Speaker 1: I love that it's a springtime thing. Take a sip.

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01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 1: You gotta try the salt on the edge. We'll tell

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01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,519
Speaker 1: everyone what's in it so they'll understand. What we're drinking

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01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 1: today is salt Camo vodka. And then I mixed that

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Speaker 1: with a little dried peanut butter and peanut butter, and

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01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 1: then I put a little a gabby for a little sweetness.

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01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 1: And then I rimmed the glass with Camo syrup and

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01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:19,800
Speaker 1: put it into pink sauce. Salt salt, thank you. And

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01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 1: and then I put a little almond milk in there,

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01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 1: and I and then then I blend the whole thing blend.

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01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 1: It's amazing how it really does taste like a pretzel.

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01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 1: This is fantastic. It's really really good. So we're getting

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Speaker 1: ready for Gay Pride weekend Miami, Miami, Miami Beach, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'm so excited. Uncle Johnny is one of

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01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 1: the incredible, incredible uh what do they call Marshal's Grand

1383
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:57,040
Speaker 1: Marshalls from for the what do they call that a parade?

1384
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:03,439
Speaker 1: Miami Pride, Miami Beach Pride, Mami Beach. There's a difference.

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01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:07,559
Speaker 1: We're staying at the fabulous Eating Rock Hotel. Oh wow,

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01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 1: now I know it's incredible. We have a big dinner

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01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:11,560
Speaker 1: for you. We have all sorts of surprises for you,

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01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. You're gonna have a fantastic weekend as you

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01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 1: are highlighted on the parade route. Oh fabulous. I heard

1390
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,679
Speaker 1: Ross was going to be there from the Matthew Russ

1391
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:24,960
Speaker 1: from the Tonight Show Russ Matthew. You know he's one

1392
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:29,080
Speaker 1: of those guys. He has two first names. Yeah, yeah,

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01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 1: he's a Grand Marshal as well. And it's gonna be

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01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: just a beautiful weekend. I'm so excited of the whole thing.

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01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: I talked to the Gentleman. He called me the other day,

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01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,080
Speaker 1: the Gentleman, a gentleman that called me and said that what, Johnny,

1397
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: were really excited for you coming down here and everything.

1398
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,799
Speaker 1: We don't know his name, just some guy named the Gentleman.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, so uncle Johnny, we've got your jokes

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Speaker 1: coming up, and also we're gonna have cocktails. But we've

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01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 1: got to we've got to go over to Garrett to

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01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 1: see what the sounds all about today. What are you doing?

1403
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 1: Not much, just eating some smokey bones, all right, So

1404
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: let's talk about new music Friday. You played a clip

1405
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 1: of this earlier. So here's Iggy Azela and the song

1406
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: mo Bounty named after our very young Alright, afternoon, Guru

1407
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:09,400
Speaker 1: of the airwaves, mo Bounce and the voice of the

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01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 1: eldest antrel There you go. So John Mayer Danielle was

1409
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 1: talking about in her entertainment report. His new song is

1410
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 1: about Katie Perry and it's called still Feel Like Your Man?

1411
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 1: Who does this microphone over here? All right? I still

1412
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: keep your shampoo in my shop in case you want

1413
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 1: to wash your hand. Listen to that, and I know

1414
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 1: that you'd probably found yourself some mus somewhere, but I

1415
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 1: really can be we know that's about Katie Perry. John

1416
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 1: Mayor sounds great even though he's pissing you off with

1417
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: what he's saying. He's great. And more new music came

1418
01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:55,799
Speaker 1: out last night. David getting down in um the Miami

1419
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 1: Ultra playing this last night with Nicki Minaj Little Wayne

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01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,839
Speaker 1: and it's called a Light Up My Body. He performed

1421
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 1: this at Ultra Music Fest. Yes, I don't know if

1422
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,519
Speaker 1: you have the answer to this, but how many songs

1423
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 1: does Nicki Minaj have out right now? It's like a lot.

1424
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 1: It's like a dozens. All of them came out at once,

1425
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:24,439
Speaker 1: and this is great. I had not heard this brand

1426
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:29,680
Speaker 1: new right well, the last time they collaborated it worked

1427
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:34,680
Speaker 1: out pretty good, So NICKI minaj and uh record all right.

1428
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 1: Boss Baby comes out March one in theaters. Is the

1429
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,840
Speaker 1: end the animated movie. Alec Baldwin plays the voice of

1430
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: the little boss Baby in the family. But everyone's talking

1431
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:47,559
Speaker 1: about him retiring his impression of Donald Trump on SNL.

1432
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:49,400
Speaker 1: So I got to talk to him on Monday night

1433
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,600
Speaker 1: on the red carpet at the movie premiere, and I

1434
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:55,320
Speaker 1: asked him, if you were to retire this impression of Trump,

1435
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 1: who would replace you? Who? Do you think They've had

1436
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,479
Speaker 1: people in the cast who did it before, you know,

1437
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:03,920
Speaker 1: Taran who just left, and Darryl. You know, this is

1438
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,360
Speaker 1: a rare time where someone has guessed it on the

1439
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:08,960
Speaker 1: show over and over and over. Gonna play a really

1440
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 1: important role. And I told people, I said, not that,

1441
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:14,759
Speaker 1: I that I don't think I'm gonna do it anymore.

1442
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 1: As if I want to quit, I don't know how

1443
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,519
Speaker 1: much more people want to see that. So we'll see.

1444
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the rest of this season. I got

1445
01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:22,439
Speaker 1: a few more shows to do with them now, between

1446
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:24,639
Speaker 1: now and the end of May, and then I don't

1447
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 1: know if they want me to come back next year,

1448
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 1: and who knows what's going to happen between them and

1449
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,080
Speaker 1: next year. You know, I love Alec Baldwin. The fact

1450
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:33,920
Speaker 1: that you got to interview him, how cool was that.

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01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 1: It was great he had his kids with him, and

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01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 1: I think he's doing this as a contract negotiation. Employe

1453
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:40,760
Speaker 1: was saying, I don't know if they want me back

1454
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 1: because he's only getting the minimum to be on sl

1455
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,800
Speaker 1: You don't get rich doing that. But I mean, I

1456
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:47,679
Speaker 1: would love to have him on our show. After seeing

1457
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,040
Speaker 1: the movie Boss Baby. I saw it already. It's so good.

1458
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,560
Speaker 1: I can't listen to him now without thinking of the

1459
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 1: little bit baby and that he will forever be the

1460
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 1: little baby in Mike. I'm sure he would love to

1461
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,760
Speaker 1: hear you say that let's get him on the show,

1462
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 1: so you could tell him that they come on our show.

1463
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: All right. So Netflix just released Dave Dave Chappelle's two

1464
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,479
Speaker 1: new stand up specials. It's great if you have nothing

1465
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: to do this weekend, I suggest you watch it. Ten

1466
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 1: out of tend personally coming from me, But here's where

1467
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,519
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle was talking about possibly ending his career until

1468
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,760
Speaker 1: he made one phone call and I wanted to give up.

1469
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes I almost did give up, but then right right

1470
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 1: before I gave up by the side of not too

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01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,280
Speaker 1: but I made the call. I made the call. They

1472
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 1: answer the phone, Hello, answering with the stars, I said,

1473
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:32,800
Speaker 1: not yet right. If you see me on that, it's

1474
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 1: over trusting. My spirit is broken. If you see me

1475
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:42,559
Speaker 1: waiting for them judges getting critiqued on my chat chop

1476
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 1: that wow, yeah, okay, So watch it this weekend. It's

1477
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:51,760
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Uh and finally it was straight straight. Nage

1478
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,519
Speaker 1: says that Chappelle's it is one of the funniest comedy

1479
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 1: specials I've ever seen in my life. Excellent. I want

1480
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 1: to see it all right. Last night tonight showed Now

1481
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:02,280
Speaker 1: normally Jimmy Jimmy Allen does this with toy instruments from

1482
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:05,000
Speaker 1: a classroom, but he had megos in studio, he had

1483
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:08,320
Speaker 1: the roots and instead of toy instruments, they used office supplies,

1484
01:18:08,439 --> 01:18:12,800
Speaker 1: so staplers, pens, keyboards, and phones. And this is them

1485
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:25,680
Speaker 1: doing bad and bougie up. How funny from nothing in

1486
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:35,759
Speaker 1: the nobody follow the day. That sounds really good. Exactly.

1487
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:38,479
Speaker 1: That's cool, that's awesome. You're a good American. Thank you

1488
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,560
Speaker 1: very much, Thank you so much, And to all of

1489
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 1: our friends here at Ultra Music Fest this weekend. It

1490
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 1: officially kicked off last night, right, Froggy, Yeah, I did.

1491
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,880
Speaker 1: The pre party was last night and the big, big, big,

1492
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:51,400
Speaker 1: big stage starts today. All right, uncle Johnny, do you

1493
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:55,400
Speaker 1: have some jokes for us today? Yes? I think so. Well,

1494
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:59,439
Speaker 1: that sounds good. He was printing him out. I thought, okay,

1495
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,479
Speaker 1: so road, he's bringing the jokes in and you just

1496
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:04,280
Speaker 1: you he writes them for you, he prints them out,

1497
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 1: so I can okay, Well, okay, well we'll get those

1498
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 1: the man with the hand in the public. What's trending?

1499
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 1: What's trending? Right? The jokes aren't ready, Uncle Johnny's ready,

1500
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 1: The jokes aren't okay, Well we'll see what's trending, sir.

1501
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:21,640
Speaker 1: The sound of a show that's off the tracks. What

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01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:24,320
Speaker 1: do you have today, Bethany? Okay, So one of my

1503
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 1: pet peeves is when I have my iPhone in my

1504
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: coat pocket and my earbuds in my ears and the

1505
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,439
Speaker 1: cord gets all tangled up with my purse and I'm

1506
01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 1: trying to carry stuff around. This is why I love

1507
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:36,240
Speaker 1: this new Infinity cuff scarf It's from Minx, and why

1508
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,439
Speaker 1: it has a zipper pocket in the scarf where you

1509
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 1: put your phone and we tested it out. I had

1510
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,080
Speaker 1: the interns tested out because I'm like if they're if

1511
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: it's the phone like hangs down too much. But the

1512
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:51,560
Speaker 1: interns unanimously liked this scarf. It's really cute. So go

1513
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Speaker 1: to Elvis duran dot com keyward trending and right now

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Speaker 1: use the code trending at checkout and get off your

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Speaker 1: order again. That's from Minx and why and then this

1516
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Speaker 1: is really awesome if you're somebody who loves cats, or

1517
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:07,679
Speaker 1: you know somebody who loves cats, know the actual animal

1518
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,760
Speaker 1: you need this perfume. It's from Demeter Fragrance Library. It's

1519
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: called kitten for. Now. They don't tell you what sense

1520
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,960
Speaker 1: go into it, and they test them on animals. No,

1521
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,560
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't think so.

1522
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: But um, they say that this is going to like

1523
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:27,080
Speaker 1: capture the old factory essence of the warmth and comfort

1524
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,640
Speaker 1: of that perfect spot like right behind a kitten's neck.

1525
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,920
Speaker 1: They say it's like this really cozy smell. Demeter is

1526
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,880
Speaker 1: really famous for making sense, like laundromat grass sunshine, So

1527
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 1: they make these reingular sense. Yeah, so kitten for is

1528
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 1: their newest lie it sounds so classy too. What are

1529
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:47,679
Speaker 1: you wearing? I'm wearing laundromat. So go to Elvis durand

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Speaker 1: dot com keyword trending. I link you right over than Yeah,

1531
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Speaker 1: but you can find every old what's trending also at

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01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,080
Speaker 1: Elvis duran dot com keyword trading. Did you talk about

1533
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,760
Speaker 1: kitten for yesterday? No? I did didn a kicker story

1534
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago, and I was like, this

1535
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:05,800
Speaker 1: is actually really awesome. I've heard this before. Hey, before

1536
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:09,760
Speaker 1: we get into Uncle Johnny's springtime jokes. Ryan Esco was

1537
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 1: in a few moments ago with our friends from Smokey Bones,

1538
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 1: the barbecue restaurant out in ron Konkoma, Long Island. That's

1539
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,200
Speaker 1: one of them they just renovated, and Scary is gonna

1540
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 1: be there tomorrow to help them celebrate. I mean, they

1541
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,120
Speaker 1: have like sixty locations around the country. I know that

1542
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 1: Froggy's enjoying some Smokey Bones from Miami right now, right

1543
01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:29,880
Speaker 1: sixty seven locations. Anyway, Ryan Esco was talking about how

1544
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,960
Speaker 1: last time they were here, we were they brought some

1545
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,519
Speaker 1: barbecue up whatever, and he said, you helped put us

1546
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:39,600
Speaker 1: on the map, and uh, the guy who helped us,

1547
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:43,200
Speaker 1: helped us launch the store before it totally changed his life.

1548
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,400
Speaker 1: Now he's relaunching the store, renovated, and it's just so

1549
01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:49,240
Speaker 1: great to hear a CEO of a company talking about

1550
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:52,040
Speaker 1: how proud he is of people who are doing a

1551
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,280
Speaker 1: great job for him, and made me think, you know,

1552
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,040
Speaker 1: we work for a company like that too. You know,

1553
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:58,200
Speaker 1: the people that run our company, my Heart are just

1554
01:21:58,479 --> 01:22:01,599
Speaker 1: always so appreciative of our show brings to the table

1555
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:04,880
Speaker 1: and what are the shows. It's so cool. I hope

1556
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:07,360
Speaker 1: you work for someone who appreciates you. And if they

1557
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:11,439
Speaker 1: don't stand up and go, look, honey, you better pay

1558
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,880
Speaker 1: some attention. I will walk at that door, or you know,

1559
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 1: just take your clothes off, set them on fire, and

1560
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 1: just march out. You know, it was like Christmas morning

1561
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,559
Speaker 1: here yesterday when it was announced that I Heart Radio

1562
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:28,080
Speaker 1: is now over one hundred million listeners strong, and uh,

1563
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 1: immediately email went out to everyone saying thank you. They

1564
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 1: thanked everyone for doing it. It wasn't like, look what

1565
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,519
Speaker 1: we did, Look at all of us overpaid c e

1566
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:41,000
Speaker 1: O s. Dude, look at this thing I did. They

1567
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,360
Speaker 1: didn't take any credit for it at all. It's pretty cool.

1568
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:45,880
Speaker 1: So anyway, Ryan Esco. If ever you come across the

1569
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 1: Smokey Bones, if there's one new, you support them. Get

1570
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 1: the corn exactly and beans to okay, okay, and the

1571
01:22:53,760 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: brisk okay, ready to go. So it's springtime, springtime? All right,

1572
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:03,559
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. These are very well rehearsed jokes. I'm sure.

1573
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:08,800
Speaker 1: Let's see. Yes, okay, first time. What does the easter

1574
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: rabbit get from making a basket? What does the easter

1575
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:16,080
Speaker 1: rabbit get for making a basket? Two points? Just like

1576
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:20,960
Speaker 1: every other player? Oh yeah, making a basket two points? Okay, point,

1577
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:24,879
Speaker 1: very good. What does an accountant use for birth control?

1578
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:29,680
Speaker 1: What does an accountant use for birth control his personality?

1579
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:37,760
Speaker 1: My apologies to all accountants out there. Can February much

1580
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 1: can February? No? But April May it's a month joke,

1581
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:55,920
Speaker 1: the chronology joke. But April May, yes, April May, Idaho, Alaska?

1582
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,680
Speaker 1: Here we go? What a Delaware while Alaska? All right?

1583
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:06,880
Speaker 1: Why is Cinderella a terrible baseball player? Why is Cinderella

1584
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:11,479
Speaker 1: a terrible baseball player? She's always running away from the ball.

1585
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,840
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's good, yeah, see she lets one time?

1586
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:18,600
Speaker 1: There you go. How do you really know how to

1587
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,600
Speaker 1: make a joke funnier. By the way, you're listening to

1588
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's spring time jokes. We only have two. How

1589
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:29,519
Speaker 1: does the Easter Bunny eat a Chinese restaurant? Eat at

1590
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 1: a Chinese restaurant? Does the Easter but he eat at

1591
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:43,519
Speaker 1: a Chinese restaurant? He uses hop sticks? Alright, one more,

1592
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:48,799
Speaker 1: let's go alright, why can't the Easter Bunny's wife get pregnant?

1593
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:53,720
Speaker 1: Why can't the Easter bunniest because she hides all her

1594
01:24:53,800 --> 01:25:00,559
Speaker 1: eggs and he only comes a year. There's the joke

1595
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:03,519
Speaker 1: right there, Uncle Johnny. I tell you this week, your

1596
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 1: cocktail is much better than your jokes. Gotta be honest,

1597
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:09,720
Speaker 1: but thank God for the cocktail. It saved you. It's fabulous.

1598
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,600
Speaker 1: And someone actually send a text. They want us to

1599
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:14,800
Speaker 1: talk at the same time. They want us to have

1600
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:21,240
Speaker 1: a conversation with each other, Uncle Johnny. So I'm making

1601
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:26,519
Speaker 1: a corktail. I'm making a cork Uncle Johnny does the

1602
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:32,679
Speaker 1: impression of you doing the impression of him? Exactly which

1603
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:40,920
Speaker 1: one is? Uncle Johnny? Okay, don't don't give us the answer,

1604
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 1: but let's let's place bet. How many of you think

1605
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:47,160
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny has a rolled up joint under his tupay. Yeah,

1606
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:50,080
Speaker 1: I don't think he does. I'll tell you why after

1607
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:51,840
Speaker 1: he lifts his tupai. Dude, does he have one under there?

1608
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Open it up? Do you have a Do you have

1609
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 1: a joint under your tuthpage? The answer is I'll tell

1610
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,560
Speaker 1: you why. I know because he smoked it on the

1611
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:04,080
Speaker 1: way into the station. This man is Hi, Hi the kite.

1612
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,040
Speaker 1: We love your uncle, Johnny, and thank you for the cocktail.

1613
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:12,960
Speaker 1: Today's Fabulous Got Clay radio personality Elvis durand Elvis Duran

1614
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,000
Speaker 1: in the morning show. What's the best place to have

1615
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:18,320
Speaker 1: your breakfast? How about a warm croissant right now at

1616
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:21,640
Speaker 1: Burger King? Get to Croissan which breakfast sandwiches for just

1617
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,920
Speaker 1: four dollars a light, flaky Croissan piled high with savory

1618
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:28,519
Speaker 1: sausage or delicious thick cut smoke bacon only a Burger

1619
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:40,719
Speaker 1: King prison participation may very Thank god, it's the weekend. Goodness,

1620
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:42,760
Speaker 1: what are you doing this weekend? Danielle? I have a

1621
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,880
Speaker 1: Mitzvah that I'm going to tomorrow, and then I have

1622
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:50,280
Speaker 1: my son's family birthday party on Sunday. Your phone ringing?

1623
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:58,760
Speaker 1: Who's what kind of ring? Is that? Hello? Really? So

1624
01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:00,439
Speaker 1: we keeps calling me, hanging up on me. Tell them

1625
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:02,519
Speaker 1: you're doing the show. You know, it's one of these

1626
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:05,200
Speaker 1: robot call things. Well, you know, I'm getting like four

1627
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,920
Speaker 1: or five a day, so this is good news. The

1628
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,400
Speaker 1: FCC is looking to crack down on those. Can they

1629
01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:14,400
Speaker 1: crack down on them like within the hour? Yeah, I

1630
01:27:14,439 --> 01:27:17,599
Speaker 1: mean they're hoping to take the vote later this year,

1631
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,759
Speaker 1: so you're gonna have We don't want to take a vote.

1632
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:21,800
Speaker 1: It's just something they should do. Just get rid of

1633
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:24,840
Speaker 1: robo call you know. No, it's really really frustrating. We

1634
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:27,439
Speaker 1: used to do those. The company used to say, Hey, Elvis,

1635
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:31,559
Speaker 1: can you record you saying Hi, I'm Elvis Duran listen

1636
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:34,360
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. And I'm like, no, I don't. I don't

1637
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:37,200
Speaker 1: want me calling people. If they want to talk to me,

1638
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:40,840
Speaker 1: they'll call me. So I'm letting you know you're not

1639
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,640
Speaker 1: gonna have me robo calling you anytime soon. I'm not

1640
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:46,519
Speaker 1: going to be part of the robot call nation. I

1641
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:49,160
Speaker 1: recently heard is Sam or Kathleen told me that if

1642
01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:51,200
Speaker 1: they call. If a robot call calls you, when you

1643
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: hit nine, after you answer, it just automatically hangs up

1644
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:57,439
Speaker 1: for you. Can you Google that and find out. I

1645
01:27:57,479 --> 01:27:59,360
Speaker 1: don't know if it adds you to any list or not, though.

1646
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:03,439
Speaker 1: All right, let's go over to you. Froggy. Froggy is turner? Scary? Scary?

1647
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:06,920
Speaker 1: What's up with you? Know? We're doing around the room now.

1648
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,240
Speaker 1: You just asked Daniel she was doing this weekend? Are

1649
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:16,320
Speaker 1: you getting another call? What again? Hold on? Hello? Okay,

1650
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:21,600
Speaker 1: they're talking. No, you're not. They just said they're the

1651
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,000
Speaker 1: Bank of America. They're not. I don't have an account

1652
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:30,519
Speaker 1: with the Bank of America. Hello, Hello, Hello, this is bank.

1653
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:36,840
Speaker 1: What is your bank account number? Greg T. We know

1654
01:28:36,960 --> 01:28:42,760
Speaker 1: that you stop calling my phone. Do you have a

1655
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:47,639
Speaker 1: credit card with us? Thank you? Goodbye. It is amazing

1656
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:51,240
Speaker 1: that people will just give their numbers. There their information. Hi,

1657
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:53,679
Speaker 1: you don't know me? What is your Social Security number?

1658
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:57,240
Speaker 1: Of course I trust you. This thing is saying, don't

1659
01:28:57,240 --> 01:29:01,120
Speaker 1: press numbers, because then you're confirming that you're there. Don't numbers. Yeah,

1660
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:04,760
Speaker 1: that's bad information, bad information, scary. What are you doing

1661
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,240
Speaker 1: this weekend? That's my that's my theme of the birth. Okay, Well,

1662
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:08,720
Speaker 1: what I'm doing this weekend is I'm catching up with

1663
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,240
Speaker 1: some old friends. You know, I haven't been doing local

1664
01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:14,360
Speaker 1: things lately, I've been everywhere but my local neighborhood and

1665
01:29:14,439 --> 01:29:16,600
Speaker 1: I hear some news new restaurant opened up and I

1666
01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,639
Speaker 1: want to check that out. Okay, of course, hanging out

1667
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:20,200
Speaker 1: with French. What are you doing this weekend, Bethany, My

1668
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,200
Speaker 1: buddy is coming over tomorrow. We're hanging out all day

1669
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:25,439
Speaker 1: and then I have brunch plans on Sunday with a

1670
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:28,760
Speaker 1: bunch and it's gonna be a boozy brunch. Yes, perfect, yes,

1671
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:32,439
Speaker 1: uh froggy weekend plans anything good? Brand new restaurant just

1672
01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:35,439
Speaker 1: opened up here. Jeffers are carrying restaurant called Point Royal,

1673
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,360
Speaker 1: and Lisa and I and some friends are gonna go

1674
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,720
Speaker 1: try that out Saturday night. Straight Nate, when you sober up?

1675
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,800
Speaker 1: What are you doing this weekend? Drinking again? Okay, what

1676
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:48,400
Speaker 1: are you doing this weekend? I'm going to Santa Fe. Yeah, yeah,

1677
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:49,760
Speaker 1: I'll be doing the show out of the Santa Fe

1678
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:52,559
Speaker 1: Studios next week. How do wish me luck? Good luck?

1679
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:57,559
Speaker 1: Wish me luck? All right, let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle,

1680
01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:59,200
Speaker 1: all right, what do you got going on the site?

1681
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:01,120
Speaker 1: So we love have a chance the rapper and we

1682
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:03,200
Speaker 1: actually would love him to come up here soon, so

1683
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:06,240
Speaker 1: hopefully that will happen. His music, his leadership is charity

1684
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:09,240
Speaker 1: has made a really huge impression. He made Fortune magazine's

1685
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:12,679
Speaker 1: annual list of the world's Greatest leaders. He's number forty six,

1686
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:16,600
Speaker 1: ahead of two CEOs and the mayor of London, so

1687
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:19,960
Speaker 1: congratulations to chance. Amy Schumer was saying how she was

1688
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,320
Speaker 1: doing a sexual favor for her man and right after

1689
01:30:22,439 --> 01:30:25,120
Speaker 1: he started yawning, Hey, look, you know, to be fair,

1690
01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:28,479
Speaker 1: sometimes you get sleepy, like this morning during an exciting

1691
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:30,920
Speaker 1: part of our show, bets in a yawned yeah, and

1692
01:30:31,439 --> 01:30:35,400
Speaker 1: I apologize. But if you're doing a sexual favor on

1693
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:38,439
Speaker 1: someone and you look up and there yawning, the only

1694
01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:41,320
Speaker 1: thing worse than that is if they just fall asleep laughing.

1695
01:30:41,439 --> 01:30:44,320
Speaker 1: Which have you ever fallen asleep? You have? Have you

1696
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:50,439
Speaker 1: ever fallen asleep during sex? Yes? I have. Anyway, there's

1697
01:30:50,439 --> 01:30:52,680
Speaker 1: a lot of explaining to do. Yes. A list of

1698
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:55,160
Speaker 1: the highest paid TV casts of all time came out

1699
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,400
Speaker 1: and ray Romano is still number one on the list.

1700
01:30:57,439 --> 01:31:00,880
Speaker 1: From Everybody Loves Raymond every when he was making the most,

1701
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,799
Speaker 1: he was making one point eight million dollars per episode.

1702
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:05,720
Speaker 1: The people from The Big Bang Theory make a lot

1703
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:07,599
Speaker 1: of money, but still not that much. Some people don't

1704
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:10,880
Speaker 1: make that an entire season. John Mayer admits that his

1705
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,719
Speaker 1: song still Feel Like Your Man is about Katie Perry.

1706
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,640
Speaker 1: He said, it's a testament to the fact that I

1707
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:17,719
Speaker 1: have not dated a lot of people in the last

1708
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:21,160
Speaker 1: five to six years. This was my only relationship, so

1709
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:24,519
Speaker 1: it's like, give me this people, and it actually sounds

1710
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:26,240
Speaker 1: like it's a pretty cool song, So check it out.

1711
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:29,240
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar's next albums on the way. Yesterday morning, he

1712
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:32,519
Speaker 1: wiped his Instagram clean left one new photo. It's a

1713
01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:35,840
Speaker 1: cryptic image of a Roman numeral four. Then last night

1714
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:37,920
Speaker 1: he tweeted the release of his latest single, The Heart

1715
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:41,000
Speaker 1: Part Part four, which makes sense, and then he finished

1716
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:43,360
Speaker 1: the song with the line y'all got till April seven

1717
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:46,479
Speaker 1: to get your bleep together, So keeping April seven on

1718
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:51,960
Speaker 1: your radar. Hold second, who are you talking to over there? Well,

1719
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:53,920
Speaker 1: hold on, she's doing her report here. I know you're drunk,

1720
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:59,040
Speaker 1: but you're very loud. You're allowed drunk. It's okay. The

1721
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:02,120
Speaker 1: Fouler Rangers, Life Chips, they're all in your movie theaters

1722
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:04,040
Speaker 1: this weekend. But they still think that Beauty and the

1723
01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:06,400
Speaker 1: Beast will be number one again, and you've got the

1724
01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:08,280
Speaker 1: last four games of the n C Double A Sweet

1725
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:12,600
Speaker 1: sixteen Regional semifinals tonight. Don't forget Tangled, the series is

1726
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,800
Speaker 1: uh premiering tonight on Disney The Walking Dead, Keeping Up

1727
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:19,559
Speaker 1: with the Kardashians all on television this weekend. All right,

1728
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:21,599
Speaker 1: who's that on the phone? Fred? Let's go talk to Fred.

1729
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:24,640
Speaker 1: High Fred, how you doing? We're doing? Okay? So you

1730
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:27,160
Speaker 1: actually mess with the robot calls that come in And

1731
01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:28,800
Speaker 1: I thought you're just supposed to hang out, but you

1732
01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:31,479
Speaker 1: actually play with them. Oh yeah, I mess with him.

1733
01:32:31,479 --> 01:32:33,640
Speaker 1: I'll get him. They say my I Tunes account has

1734
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:36,400
Speaker 1: been hacked, I get all dramatic. Or they tell me

1735
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:38,439
Speaker 1: my computer has got a virus, and I tell them

1736
01:32:38,479 --> 01:32:40,720
Speaker 1: I should have never went on that porn slight last night.

1737
01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:44,640
Speaker 1: Whatever whatever comes to the mind, and I just they

1738
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:46,800
Speaker 1: usually wind up hanging up on me before I get

1739
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:49,200
Speaker 1: a chance to hang up. So that's the goal. The

1740
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:50,960
Speaker 1: goal is to get them to hang up on you

1741
01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:53,720
Speaker 1: before you hang upon them. That it's a lot of fun.

1742
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:56,240
Speaker 1: That's good. Oh yeah, whenever it comes to your mind,

1743
01:32:56,360 --> 01:33:01,519
Speaker 1: just you know, how fun with it? Okay, So you

1744
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:03,960
Speaker 1: gotta put yourself in their place, not that I care to,

1745
01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:05,760
Speaker 1: but let's just for a second, hear me out. Fred.

1746
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:08,280
Speaker 1: You go into work, you sit down at your in

1747
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,519
Speaker 1: your cubicle, you put your headset on, and you start

1748
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:13,240
Speaker 1: calling these numbers that the company gives you, and it's

1749
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:16,400
Speaker 1: your job to tell them a lie basically yeah, and

1750
01:33:16,479 --> 01:33:17,840
Speaker 1: then you get them on. I mean, so at the

1751
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:20,439
Speaker 1: end of your day, you must really hate yourself for

1752
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:24,120
Speaker 1: being such a a dirt bag by calling people. You

1753
01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:26,519
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I mean, what do you do

1754
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:28,679
Speaker 1: for a living? I'd call people to try to cheat

1755
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:32,759
Speaker 1: them out of their savings until I call this one guy, Fred,

1756
01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:36,559
Speaker 1: who's just a total ass. I think though, at some point,

1757
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,200
Speaker 1: like as the caller, if that would help break up

1758
01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:42,360
Speaker 1: the monotony. What do you mean? Well, like, you're making

1759
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:45,960
Speaker 1: the same call every single you know, multiple times every minute,

1760
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,040
Speaker 1: so you want someone like Fred. It might be kind

1761
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,479
Speaker 1: of fun to have someone at least do something different

1762
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:52,719
Speaker 1: rather than just yelling at you. Are hanging up on you, Fred,

1763
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,720
Speaker 1: next time they robocall you, it's a live human and

1764
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:58,680
Speaker 1: not a computer, you should just say, hey, how do

1765
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,680
Speaker 1: you live with yourself? No, only that you're trying to

1766
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:07,200
Speaker 1: shaft me right now. I mean, because yeah, everyone, I'll

1767
01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:09,600
Speaker 1: yell at him. I know Mr, and we know that

1768
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:12,320
Speaker 1: you're your PC is under I don't have a p S.

1769
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:15,360
Speaker 1: You jackass. And I feel kind of bed after I

1770
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,679
Speaker 1: hang up, because I really insult them. I insult her mothers,

1771
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:20,280
Speaker 1: I insult her entire Why no, But they shouldn't be

1772
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:22,280
Speaker 1: trying to take advantage. I mean they know they're lying,

1773
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:24,680
Speaker 1: don't they. The problem with the robot calls now is

1774
01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:26,800
Speaker 1: the people who are really trying to help you are

1775
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:29,720
Speaker 1: getting the shaft. Because the other day someone took my

1776
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,600
Speaker 1: GAP card and use it in Wichita, Kansas, and I

1777
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,519
Speaker 1: got a call and I did not believe the lady

1778
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:36,519
Speaker 1: and I'm She's like, I need your I'm not giving

1779
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:39,120
Speaker 1: you anything. I'm not. She goes land and it turned

1780
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:42,080
Speaker 1: out it was a real call someone. You simply tell them,

1781
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:43,599
Speaker 1: you know what where credit card? Are you saying you're

1782
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:45,760
Speaker 1: from THEIA. I'm gonna call the card. Then you call

1783
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:48,400
Speaker 1: the card yourself. I get so much fake documentation and

1784
01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:51,000
Speaker 1: calls and stuff too, from like car stuff that I

1785
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:53,760
Speaker 1: missed a really important thing about a car, least for

1786
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:56,360
Speaker 1: a long time. All right, Brian, thank you for listening

1787
01:34:56,439 --> 01:34:59,800
Speaker 1: to us. Thank you for very much. So I know

1788
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,920
Speaker 1: I can call you Bethany, and I can probably probably

1789
01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:04,400
Speaker 1: talk to you when you give me your life savings.

1790
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:10,439
Speaker 1: I mean probably. Um, let's see who's this? Hello? Hello?

1791
01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:16,160
Speaker 1: Who's this? Hello? Hello? So uh an important member of

1792
01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:19,720
Speaker 1: your work family is in dire need. Please press one.

1793
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm not pressing one, so it's great. Do you want

1794
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:29,280
Speaker 1: to find out who it is? No, I'm not paying

1795
01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 1: five hundred front of you people. You pay your old

1796
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:38,960
Speaker 1: Definitely press one. Thank you, Greg T. What's that scary?

1797
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:41,840
Speaker 1: I feel awful. This text message came in and said,

1798
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:45,560
Speaker 1: m my, my grandpa, my grandpa got scamped out of

1799
01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:48,080
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars from someone who called him claiming to

1800
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:52,720
Speaker 1: be his grandson. Let me tell you that's why. I

1801
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:56,559
Speaker 1: just I just really have no problem screaming at these

1802
01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:58,800
Speaker 1: people and just you know, making fun of their penis eyes,

1803
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:01,640
Speaker 1: even if it is a woman. Mamm you have a

1804
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:04,360
Speaker 1: very tiny penis for calling me like that, you know what,

1805
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:07,200
Speaker 1: Just you're taking advantage of people. Don't scam old people.

1806
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:13,040
Speaker 1: Don't scam anyone, especially old people or animals or animals. Hello, Danny, Hi,

1807
01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:15,400
Speaker 1: there In the past week, You've had how many robot

1808
01:36:15,439 --> 01:36:19,200
Speaker 1: calls them? And what do you do with them? I

1809
01:36:19,439 --> 01:36:21,640
Speaker 1: don't do anything. I usually just ignore them, but then

1810
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:24,360
Speaker 1: I keep getting voice messages of them just breathing into

1811
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:29,120
Speaker 1: the phone, like and I was like calling my husband.

1812
01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:30,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I think someone stopping me, and he

1813
01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:32,880
Speaker 1: called it and it was just someone trying to sell

1814
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:35,080
Speaker 1: me something that's probably great tea doing a phone tap. Yeah,

1815
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:37,000
Speaker 1: it probably was. Yeah. Did you ask, did you ask

1816
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:40,120
Speaker 1: if they're trying to phone tap you? No? Maybe you

1817
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:42,720
Speaker 1: should because it could be I'm trying this new phone

1818
01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:45,240
Speaker 1: tap idea. I just call people to breathe. All right, Danny,

1819
01:36:45,280 --> 01:36:48,240
Speaker 1: thank you, have a good weekend. Hello Janine. Hi, So

1820
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:50,439
Speaker 1: what do you do when you get robot calls? Oh?

1821
01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:53,040
Speaker 1: When I get calls, I tell them I'm the FBI

1822
01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:56,439
Speaker 1: and I'm monitoring and tracing quality assurance. What do they do?

1823
01:36:57,160 --> 01:37:00,479
Speaker 1: They hang up? It just it's so weird to me,

1824
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 1: the concept of a room filled with people who know

1825
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:07,439
Speaker 1: they're all shafting people. How do you live with yourself?

1826
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Here, here's a text here, Janine. It

1827
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:16,040
Speaker 1: says I answered, I answer those calls by saying uh Akron, wrhouse,

1828
01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:19,519
Speaker 1: Acron her house. You have the dough, we have the

1829
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:29,800
Speaker 1: whole Akron. I'm thinking of Acron and acron. If you

1830
01:37:29,920 --> 01:37:32,559
Speaker 1: if you put Akron and acorn together, you have Akron.

1831
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:37,120
Speaker 1: All right, Janine, thank you very much. YouTube, And you

1832
01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:39,280
Speaker 1: brought up a good point, Danielle. If you're an actual

1833
01:37:39,439 --> 01:37:43,160
Speaker 1: telemarketer online four I need that call. Hello, they're taking

1834
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:45,599
Speaker 1: her away from me. Hello, here she is high Melissa.

1835
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:50,120
Speaker 1: So you are you are a legitimate telemarketer. So the

1836
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:53,400
Speaker 1: robot calls, they're ruining your your industry. They really are

1837
01:37:53,479 --> 01:37:56,160
Speaker 1: messing you up, aren't they. Yes, they want Good Morning

1838
01:37:56,200 --> 01:38:00,680
Speaker 1: America this morning as well. So what happened, Well, what

1839
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:02,639
Speaker 1: happens is for us, we go to the travel show.

1840
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:04,320
Speaker 1: We were just at the New York Travel Show and

1841
01:38:04,439 --> 01:38:08,160
Speaker 1: people come around and, um, we're a resort company. So

1842
01:38:08,320 --> 01:38:10,920
Speaker 1: people saw the entry forms and you have to have

1843
01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:13,760
Speaker 1: certain qualifications because obviously we do want to sell the

1844
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:16,320
Speaker 1: time share property. And then we give you a call

1845
01:38:16,520 --> 01:38:18,120
Speaker 1: and we ask you if you want to come out

1846
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:20,960
Speaker 1: to wait a minute. So you're actually you're actually calling

1847
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:23,200
Speaker 1: people who basically told you to call them, is what

1848
01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:25,519
Speaker 1: you're saying. You gave they gave you permission through filling

1849
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:29,120
Speaker 1: out those forms, right, but then when you call them

1850
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:31,960
Speaker 1: they do the same thing. That's what's happening to us

1851
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:35,400
Speaker 1: is they're saying, um, this is a scam. They'll pick

1852
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:38,640
Speaker 1: up they use, you know, profanity like why are you

1853
01:38:39,120 --> 01:38:42,080
Speaker 1: calling me? Like you know or that be like screw you,

1854
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:46,000
Speaker 1: and you know it's like, um, you know, I do

1855
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:48,880
Speaker 1: it for a living. I'm a forty year old woman,

1856
01:38:48,960 --> 01:38:52,400
Speaker 1: I have a family. I'm not a robo person. I'm

1857
01:38:52,439 --> 01:38:55,519
Speaker 1: a real person. Um, you know, and people come to

1858
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:58,040
Speaker 1: these travel shows and we have a resort. I'm not

1859
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Speaker 1: going to say the name of it. Obviously I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: do that. But here's the thing that Melissa, don't get

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Speaker 1: mad at me for saying this. No one wants No

1862
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Speaker 1: one wants anyone calling them to give them a trip.

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Speaker 1: They just don't. No one wants it. And I know

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Speaker 1: you're making a living, but I'm letting you know if

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Speaker 1: you don't see, you sound like a really sweet person

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Speaker 1: a night and a smart person. So so I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you do have some people who are actually interested in

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Speaker 1: what you're selling and and that that's good, but gosh,

1869
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Speaker 1: you know what, let me go to the show. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, we do explain to the people, you know

1871
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Speaker 1: that this is what's going to happen. So if you

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Speaker 1: want to put your name on this paper, and you

1873
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Speaker 1: have to have qualifications, you have to have a certain age,

1874
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Speaker 1: you have to have a certain income. You know, it's

1875
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Speaker 1: not like we're just selling it to anybody. That's not

1876
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Speaker 1: fair for you because they you, they are giving you

1877
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Speaker 1: permission to call them. That's that's totally legit and different.

1878
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:48,760
Speaker 1: You know, they're saying, hey, call me and give me

1879
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Speaker 1: a trip. You know, I get that. But because of

1880
01:39:51,280 --> 01:39:55,040
Speaker 1: the road thing, people won't even take up the phones anymore.

1881
01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:58,960
Speaker 1: So we're winding up, you know, not being able to

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Speaker 1: make our quota and make our money. Because let me

1883
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Speaker 1: ask you this though, Melissa, at the end of the day,

1884
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Speaker 1: when you go home and you see your call coming

1885
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Speaker 1: through and you don't recognize the number on callaide, exactly.

1886
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Speaker 1: All right, Melissa, thank you for listening. I hope you

1887
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Speaker 1: have the best weekend ever. Best of luck to you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going into work now, so all right, Well, I'm

1889
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Speaker 1: not gonna answer my phone, but I love you. I'll

1890
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Speaker 1: answer the phone when you call us here. How about

1891
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Speaker 1: that all right, and take care of what's hot right now.

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Speaker 1: this is Alesia Carl with Elvis dran in the Morning show.

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Speaker 1: And he is so excited about my date with Darren

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Speaker 1: and Chris tonight. Hopefully I'll be nicer to you. He's,

1906
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:14,880
Speaker 1: oh no, he's been very nice. It's it's like a bromance.

1907
01:41:16,400 --> 01:41:18,400
Speaker 1: He's leaving his girlfriend at home and we're going to

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Speaker 1: the theater. Does he Sunset Buleivard tonight? That be fun?

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Speaker 1: One of the gayest musicals you can see anyway. We

1910
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:28,960
Speaker 1: gotta get him on the show again soon. He's got

1911
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:30,519
Speaker 1: so much going on. Darren Chris is like one of

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Speaker 1: the busiest guys we know. He was in like last

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Speaker 1: doing headwig out in l A. He's just a busy guy.

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Speaker 1: well good, I'm glad you do. We're gonna do shots

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Speaker 1: Boulevard today tonight, just be aware. Uh Hey, Ricky Martin,

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Speaker 1: he does an incredible show. They're talking about his new

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Speaker 1: If you want to go, we'll give you a trip.

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Speaker 1: Go to Elvis Duran dot com and uh sign up

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Speaker 1: to win. Is this movie man. Yeah, sure, is what's up? Lesbian?

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Speaker 1: Let me? How come when I said, is this movie

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Speaker 1: man scary? Screams? Yeah, I don't know. He's very excited

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Speaker 1: about about the segment today, and I don't blame him. Really,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a good one. Yes, let's let's get

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Speaker 1: into it. What do you have for the weekend. We've

1935
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Speaker 1: got three big movies. First of all, Danielle, you went

1936
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,439
Speaker 1: and saw that Beauty in the Beast. It was amazing.

1937
01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:45,960
Speaker 1: It was so cute. That movie made so much money,

1938
01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:49,760
Speaker 1: and other than the kidnapping, the hostage taking and the

1939
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:54,960
Speaker 1: Stockholm syndrome stuff, it was awesome. Is essentially what it

1940
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:57,800
Speaker 1: is you think about it. I like Lafu. He was

1941
01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:02,320
Speaker 1: my favorite. Who doesn't like a little foo? It's been,

1942
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Speaker 1: it's been. I've been yes for five years. It's Bethany, Yeah, right,

1943
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Speaker 1: right right, Bethany. Okay, let's talk about her broccoli like

1944
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Speaker 1: you usually call her. You know what, I'm trying to

1945
01:43:12,960 --> 01:43:15,080
Speaker 1: get it right, year six. I feel it coming off.

1946
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:18,800
Speaker 1: Talk about the three big movies coming out this week.

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Speaker 1: First one a series that I loved as a kid,

1948
01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:24,280
Speaker 1: and not that many of us old enough to remember

1949
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Speaker 1: hits right, Remember John and Paunch. Remember Larry Wilcox, Eric

1950
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:32,479
Speaker 1: Astrata when they just to put those hogs between their

1951
01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:34,600
Speaker 1: legs and just rode around the main streets of l A.

1952
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Speaker 1: Remember that Larry will What Wilcox? Oh? Okay, yes, I

1953
01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:43,080
Speaker 1: remember Chips and Eric Astrata? Yes? Yeah, okay. Good. So

1954
01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:45,920
Speaker 1: they made that into a movie. Now and you got

1955
01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:49,439
Speaker 1: Dak Shepherd and Michael Pania and see they've done they've

1956
01:43:49,520 --> 01:43:51,800
Speaker 1: They've done a remake of the whole thing. They've brought

1957
01:43:51,880 --> 01:43:54,160
Speaker 1: it up to date. How how could that be bad?

1958
01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:56,680
Speaker 1: Because I love Dak Shepherd, I love Michael pa and

1959
01:43:56,760 --> 01:44:00,640
Speaker 1: I love Dak Shepherd's wife, Kristen Bell. She's awesome. I

1960
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:03,679
Speaker 1: love her, love her so much, so much. Her TV

1961
01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:08,559
Speaker 1: show is fantastic. This thing it's written, directed, produced by

1962
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:10,760
Speaker 1: Dak Sheppard. He's in charge of the whole thing. How

1963
01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:13,519
Speaker 1: can it be wrong? What do you guys think? Well,

1964
01:44:13,560 --> 01:44:15,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no desire to see it,

1965
01:44:15,479 --> 01:44:17,519
Speaker 1: but I can't wait to hear what you have to

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01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:19,280
Speaker 1: say about it. Her boobs are huge in it because

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Speaker 1: she didn't breastfeed for twenty four hours, so her boobs

1968
01:44:21,640 --> 01:44:27,320
Speaker 1: would be mask whoa Okay, well, it's good. Too much information,

1969
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:29,840
Speaker 1: So what do you think about it? Well, let's have

1970
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:33,719
Speaker 1: a chip clip here we get six second reviews. Starts

1971
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Speaker 1: look I like chips, but mostly potato. Because the movie's dumb,

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01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:42,880
Speaker 1: pointless and fails a sobriety test. I'm out. Yeah, let

1973
01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:45,600
Speaker 1: me tell you this though. There are more boobs and

1974
01:44:45,840 --> 01:44:49,639
Speaker 1: wieners per minute than any other movie this year. That's good.

1975
01:44:50,240 --> 01:44:54,760
Speaker 1: A lot of weenage. That's your kind of humor, then

1976
01:44:54,760 --> 01:44:58,360
Speaker 1: you'll like it. Yes, if you're well. It doesn't pass

1977
01:44:58,400 --> 01:45:01,000
Speaker 1: a sobriety test, meaning you have to be drunk in

1978
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:04,120
Speaker 1: order to enjoy it at all. And it's just it's

1979
01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:07,200
Speaker 1: just really foul. Remember how the series, and maybe you do,

1980
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:08,920
Speaker 1: maybe you don't, but it was just so nice and

1981
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:11,639
Speaker 1: these guys were nice guys, and they weren't really busting

1982
01:45:11,720 --> 01:45:14,599
Speaker 1: bad guys. They were like giving traffic tickets and stuff.

1983
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:18,040
Speaker 1: They're saving, they were saving people. These guys, they're just

1984
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:21,680
Speaker 1: awful in almost every single way. So yeah, if you know,

1985
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:24,160
Speaker 1: maybe you wait for the for the DVD for that one.

1986
01:45:24,479 --> 01:45:28,760
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, how about another alien type movie because

1987
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:30,800
Speaker 1: we can't get enough of those in the Hollywood. This

1988
01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:36,240
Speaker 1: one's called Life what's it about. Okay, that's a good question. Thanks.

1989
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Speaker 1: Uh it's you got a crew right there on a spaceship.

1990
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:42,840
Speaker 1: They're they're tasked with bringing an organism back from Mars,

1991
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Speaker 1: but it backfires. They take the organism, the organism starts

1992
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Speaker 1: taking over. It's smart, it's got tentacles, it's got teeth,

1993
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:53,960
Speaker 1: and it's about to take them and the rest of

1994
01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:56,280
Speaker 1: the world down. But let me let me say this

1995
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Speaker 1: before we crap on it. Jake Jillenhall, Ryan Reynolds, that's

1996
01:46:00,880 --> 01:46:03,040
Speaker 1: a lot of man candy in one movie, am I right? Well?

1997
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:04,800
Speaker 1: God you I didn't even know this was out? Am

1998
01:46:04,840 --> 01:46:09,160
Speaker 1: I the only one? It's it's it's been low key advertised. Well,

1999
01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:12,360
Speaker 1: so you you actually sound like you like this film.

2000
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm kind of curious to know what you say on

2001
01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:17,200
Speaker 1: your review. Well, but let's go the movie. Man six

2002
01:46:17,240 --> 01:46:20,639
Speaker 1: second Reviews starts now. It's mostly just an alien knockoff,

2003
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:23,000
Speaker 1: but Life is fun, exciting, and the cast as well

2004
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:26,720
Speaker 1: worth checking out. Whoa Okay, wait, it's called Life of

2005
01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:32,680
Speaker 1: Jake jyllenhal and who else? Ryan Reynolds? Whoa's um it is?

2006
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:35,640
Speaker 1: It's a good movie. It is literally an alien rip off, right,

2007
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,080
Speaker 1: there saying on this ship and it's gonna kill everybody.

2008
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:41,880
Speaker 1: With that said, the effects are cool, it's fun. It's

2009
01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:44,840
Speaker 1: a decent alien movie. Say, if you've got nothing better

2010
01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:47,360
Speaker 1: to do, it's worth checking out. Okay, cool, it's not

2011
01:46:47,479 --> 01:46:50,200
Speaker 1: it's not. That's not a ringing endorsement. But I did

2012
01:46:50,320 --> 01:46:54,120
Speaker 1: like it. Okay, Now one more movie. You guys remember

2013
01:46:54,120 --> 01:46:58,080
Speaker 1: the Power Rangers? Yes, well you sound you sound like

2014
01:46:58,120 --> 01:47:01,879
Speaker 1: you like the Power Rangers. There was Twinkie and Doodle

2015
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:08,040
Speaker 1: and Peanuts. No that wasn't their name, p Nuts. Okay,

2016
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:13,080
Speaker 1: reviews six second reviews start even for fans of the show,

2017
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:16,280
Speaker 1: The Mighty Power Rangers have morphed into something more ridiculous

2018
01:47:16,320 --> 01:47:19,640
Speaker 1: than fun. I'm out? Whoa? Now? How come? How come

2019
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:25,080
Speaker 1: we don't like? Peanuts? Us? Terrible? In almost every way?

2020
01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:27,439
Speaker 1: This movie is no good. Don't spend your money on it.

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01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:29,519
Speaker 1: But before we go, can can I give you a

2022
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Speaker 1: little something that you should watch. It's a little segment

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Speaker 1: we like called five star DVR? Yes, yes, yes, let's

2024
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Speaker 1: do it. What do you have? I'm workshopping that title,

2025
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Speaker 1: but I think I like it. Um. Okay, so if

2026
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Speaker 1: are you watching? Uh? What are you watching? Uh? No,

2027
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Speaker 1: are you watching Crashing on HBO sounds Pete Holmes, Lauren Laftas.

2028
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Speaker 1: It's about this comedian who's just he catches his wife

2029
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Speaker 1: bone and some other dude. He's down on his luck.

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Speaker 1: He's like couch surfing on Hardie Lang's couch. T J Miller.

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Speaker 1: Super funny. I had never heard of Pete Holmes before

2032
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Speaker 1: I saw this, and it is just it's one. It's

2033
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:08,479
Speaker 1: one of the best comedies on TV right now. And

2034
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Speaker 1: I love Artie Lange. He's he's a nice guy. He

2035
01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:14,320
Speaker 1: is that, you know, and he's had some some issues.

2036
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Speaker 1: But this guy Pete Holmes, where did he come from?

2037
01:48:17,320 --> 01:48:21,320
Speaker 1: I didn't even know he had been he's been around. Yeah,

2038
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Speaker 1: he is actually pretty big. I didn't I didn't know

2039
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Speaker 1: anything about it until I started watching this series. And

2040
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Speaker 1: I love this series. I bet he would appreciate you,

2041
01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:32,519
Speaker 1: just at least acknowledging him finally. So that's good. Okay now,

2042
01:48:32,720 --> 01:48:35,320
Speaker 1: and as you all, as you guys also know, these

2043
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:40,120
Speaker 1: Chappelle specials are on Netflix. Let me let me give

2044
01:48:40,120 --> 01:48:42,640
Speaker 1: you a little warning. Super funny. Great to have him

2045
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Speaker 1: back after fifteen years. The dude is back, which gives

2046
01:48:45,520 --> 01:48:48,920
Speaker 1: me hope for my own career. That aside, this is

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Speaker 1: the second special, not like the first one. We watched

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Speaker 1: the first one. My wife started recommending it to like her,

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01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:56,519
Speaker 1: some of her friends, and oh, check this out. That

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Speaker 1: special number two that is a little more hardcore or

2051
01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:03,600
Speaker 1: than special number one. Super funny. But man, don't be

2052
01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:06,439
Speaker 1: watching that with your parents. Okay, Oh yeah, but you know,

2053
01:49:06,720 --> 01:49:09,800
Speaker 1: straighten ate. Even though he's extremely drunk from last night,

2054
01:49:09,880 --> 01:49:12,160
Speaker 1: he says he loves Chappelle Specialist. He said, they're just

2055
01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:15,840
Speaker 1: this one's really really good phenomenon, so good, so good.

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Speaker 1: But do you gotta admit number two very different than

2057
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Speaker 1: number one? Yes, okay, we'll take that in tone. I'm

2058
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Speaker 1: just saying, don't don't sit with there, you know, with

2059
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Speaker 1: your parents or your your uptight friends, because they're not

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Speaker 1: gonna like that much. Anyhow, I loved it. The Chapelle

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Speaker 1: Specials on Netflix crashing on HBO. That's your five star DVR. Hey,

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Speaker 1: someone just sent a text and I think this is

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Speaker 1: a great idea. You should go from movie man to Netflix. Man,

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Speaker 1: need to have a budget for you. Yeah, well, here's

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01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:44,440
Speaker 1: the thing. I don't like getting out of my pajamas,

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01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:47,360
Speaker 1: so that works perfectly for me. Sell the company again.

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01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:50,040
Speaker 1: You're good at that. You know, if you can sell

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01:49:50,080 --> 01:49:52,360
Speaker 1: the same thing over and over again, do it. It's

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01:49:52,479 --> 01:49:55,559
Speaker 1: highly So this morning we're talking about billionaires and I said,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't think I know a billionaire. And

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01:49:57,520 --> 01:49:59,679
Speaker 1: then Daniel said, what is it, movie man? A billionaire?

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Speaker 1: Thank you dad, yell. The answer is no, but thank you.

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Speaker 1: He's a one hundred millionaires. How many hundreds of millions

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01:50:07,439 --> 01:50:09,080
Speaker 1: of dollars do you have? How many how much money?

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01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:11,439
Speaker 1: How much are you worth? I got no money? How

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01:50:11,560 --> 01:50:16,400
Speaker 1: much are you worth? Their duran, No, that's all about you. Okay,

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01:50:16,760 --> 01:50:19,960
Speaker 1: let's just let's just move on. I love uncomfortable conversation.

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Speaker 1: Hang alright, we love you, movie man, always available three

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Speaker 1: seconds and six second reviews. What I just googled your

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01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:32,280
Speaker 1: net worth? By the way, those things are not there's

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01:50:32,439 --> 01:50:34,639
Speaker 1: never accurate. No, that's not true because it says Elvis

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01:50:34,760 --> 01:50:37,360
Speaker 1: is only worth six million, and I know he's more

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01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:43,600
Speaker 1: than that. Elvis worth so much more than that. What

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01:50:44,360 --> 01:50:46,080
Speaker 1: is the fake number for a movie man? It says

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01:50:46,160 --> 01:50:52,280
Speaker 1: only fifty million. He's worth more than We really gotta go.

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01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:55,960
Speaker 1: We love you, movie man, We love you, but we're

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01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:58,559
Speaker 1: hanging up on you. We're gonna hang up on a millionaire.

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01:50:58,640 --> 01:51:02,960
Speaker 1: Way to sell those companies by we just hung up

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Speaker 1: on a millionaire. It's a new game, hang up on

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01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:10,320
Speaker 1: a millionaire. Excellent. Uh. We have time for headlines. All right,

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01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:13,519
Speaker 1: there you go, good news and bad news. Good news,

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01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:15,840
Speaker 1: you're doing headlines. Bad news. Gotta go real fast. Alright, alright,

2093
01:51:15,880 --> 01:51:18,360
Speaker 1: what's going on, Bethany. Okay, let's talk about the four

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01:51:18,479 --> 01:51:20,640
Speaker 1: people who are the victims of the London attack. I

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01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:22,640
Speaker 1: feel like their names need to be says so. A

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01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:25,200
Speaker 1: Utah man named Kurt Cochrane was in London with his

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01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:29,719
Speaker 1: wife Melissa, celebrating their twenty wedding anniversary. Melissa was seriously injured.

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01:51:29,960 --> 01:51:33,200
Speaker 1: Another victim was Constable Keith Palmer, a military veteran and

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01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:36,080
Speaker 1: married father. Forty three year old Asia Fraid was on

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01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:38,479
Speaker 1: her way to pick up her children from school when

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Speaker 1: she was in the attack. And we also know a

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Speaker 1: seventy five year old man passed away from his injuries

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Speaker 1: sustained in Wednesday's attack. And you know what, you're so

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01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:49,280
Speaker 1: right on target with this, Bethany. When these tragedies occur,

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01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:52,479
Speaker 1: we always focus on the person who did it. Yeah,

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01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:55,360
Speaker 1: totally glossing over the people who lost their lives in

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Speaker 1: the families and friends affected. Thank you for doing that. No,

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01:51:58,800 --> 01:52:01,600
Speaker 1: please please. The FCC is looking to crack down on

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01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:04,120
Speaker 1: those annoying robot calls we've been talking about this morning.

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01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:06,759
Speaker 1: They've passed a proposal that would give the phone company's

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Speaker 1: more power to block phony numbers that aren't in use

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Speaker 1: anymore from robocall telemarketers. The vote is likely to pass

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Speaker 1: without any problem because both sides of the aisle agree

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Speaker 1: on it. That vote happens later this year. Half of

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Speaker 1: the Elite eight is set. The rest of the bracket

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Speaker 1: fills out today. By the way, Tom brady stolen Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl jerseys are safely back with the New England Patriots.

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Speaker 1: This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. Yes,

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Speaker 1: two guys who've been best friends for fifteen years decided

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Speaker 1: to travel to Thailand together to celebrate their bachelor lifestyle

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01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:41,120
Speaker 1: with a homie moon, and they took all of these

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01:52:41,200 --> 01:52:43,920
Speaker 1: great pictures posted them on Instagram of holding each other's

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01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:47,120
Speaker 1: hands celebrating their Friendship's pretty great. Um So I'm sure

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Speaker 1: if you just do a quick Google search of homie

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Speaker 1: moon you'll find it. Okay, I'll be right back. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to do a search. Ye, there you go. Those

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Speaker 1: are your headlines. Thank you, Bethany. Your phone tap a

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01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:58,000
Speaker 1: really great one that put Brodie back on the King

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Speaker 1: of All phone taps thrown coming up next Rand in

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Speaker 1: the morning too, Ricky Morton Las Vega Sweet sakes no

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Speaker 1: purchase necessary if we did in Alaska, Hawaii and we're

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Speaker 1: prohibited open to legal residents of the Continuous USC twenty

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Speaker 1: win sweep Stakes and nine the nine Am He's Trent time.

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Speaker 1: Dating can be difficult, so if you're not using Match,

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Speaker 1: you're missing out. Search and connect for free today only

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Speaker 1: at Match dot com, slash Elvis m A t c

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Speaker 1: H dot Com, Slash Elvis, Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durant Phone Tap. All right, Brody, what's your phone tap?

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01:53:28,960 --> 01:53:31,200
Speaker 1: All about? Elvis? A listener will wanted a phone tap

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Speaker 1: as coworker Mike. Mike has a tendency to continuously pay

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01:53:34,680 --> 01:53:37,120
Speaker 1: his parking garage at work his bill late. He pays

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01:53:37,160 --> 01:53:39,439
Speaker 1: it late every month and they've warned him about it

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01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:41,439
Speaker 1: and he doesn't seem to care. So I called for

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01:53:41,520 --> 01:53:44,880
Speaker 1: the parking garage. Elm there is a problem. Are you nice?

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01:53:44,920 --> 01:53:47,680
Speaker 1: Brody or meme Brody in this phone tap. I'm always nice,

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01:53:47,720 --> 01:53:50,800
Speaker 1: but man, not not here? Okay, here we go. Hello. Yeah,

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01:53:50,840 --> 01:53:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Mike. This is Mike. Who's that Mike?

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01:53:53,439 --> 01:53:57,160
Speaker 1: This is call mine from walking. How are you doing tonight? Yeah?

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01:53:57,280 --> 01:53:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you doing? What's going on? Uh? Mike?

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01:53:59,800 --> 01:54:01,800
Speaker 1: How long you've been talking your geep here? About a

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01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:05,519
Speaker 1: year and a half now at least? And uh have

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01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:08,560
Speaker 1: you not had a conversation about paying your bill on

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01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:10,599
Speaker 1: the first of the month. Yeah, I don't. I don't

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01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:13,200
Speaker 1: get paid until the fifteenth. That's the arrangement I told

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01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:17,160
Speaker 1: me several times. That's okay, Nancy notated your account. What

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01:54:17,320 --> 01:54:19,639
Speaker 1: she told me was you do get paid the first

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01:54:19,680 --> 01:54:23,840
Speaker 1: time of fifteen. And so I'm saying, chief, Chief, I'm Mike. Yeah, okay,

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01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:27,960
Speaker 1: let's have an arrangement with Nancy. I don't look so

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01:54:28,160 --> 01:54:30,560
Speaker 1: Nancy works for me. You've been here a year and

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01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:33,360
Speaker 1: a half now. I did some calculation on the interest

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01:54:33,440 --> 01:54:36,560
Speaker 1: lost and uh, you owe us eighty nine dollars and

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01:54:36,680 --> 01:54:40,080
Speaker 1: seventy three cents. You're out of your mind. I have

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01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:43,360
Speaker 1: an arrangement with Nancy. Nancy, Okay, you know what I

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01:54:43,440 --> 01:54:46,160
Speaker 1: would soon have fire. Nancy that have you say her

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Speaker 1: name again? So here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna

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01:54:48,760 --> 01:54:52,560
Speaker 1: pay a little penalty. I'm not paying first your mind,

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01:54:53,520 --> 01:54:55,720
Speaker 1: you know what? Hold on one second, you just stare

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Speaker 1: right there, ha Via, put it out on six thank you. Hi.

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01:55:00,640 --> 01:55:03,360
Speaker 1: Javier's parking your car now on sixth Avenue and your

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01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:05,200
Speaker 1: car is gonna be there and you can pick it

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01:55:05,280 --> 01:55:09,160
Speaker 1: up with my car too late. Their chief your cause

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Speaker 1: on sixth Avenue and it's can touch my car your

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01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:15,640
Speaker 1: cause on sixth Avenue on the corner, and the keys

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01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:17,320
Speaker 1: are gonna be in it. So you have a choice.

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01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:19,400
Speaker 1: You can go now and get your car, or you

2176
01:55:19,440 --> 01:55:21,360
Speaker 1: can leave it dead till it's time coming down there

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01:55:21,640 --> 01:55:26,000
Speaker 1: right now to get my Don't touch my car. I'm

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01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:27,760
Speaker 1: not touching your car. It's on sixth Avenue. You do

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01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:29,920
Speaker 1: what you're wanting. And now I hope it's still all

2180
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:31,920
Speaker 1: for your sake. You know what, I think? I see

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01:55:31,920 --> 01:55:34,240
Speaker 1: a toe truck. You better hurry. This car is a

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01:55:34,320 --> 01:55:37,640
Speaker 1: legally part. You better down their kids. It's got a

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01:55:37,680 --> 01:55:41,680
Speaker 1: broken tail light. There's no broken tailight. You know what.

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01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm psychic. Oh now it's got a broken

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01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:49,440
Speaker 1: tailight officers also got a broken side view mirror officer,

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01:55:49,560 --> 01:55:53,160
Speaker 1: you might as well taking it. Now, hold on my mistake,

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01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:57,520
Speaker 1: Now it does, broken side mirror officer. I'm here. Where

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01:55:57,840 --> 01:55:59,720
Speaker 1: are you at? By the lamp post? You don't see me?

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01:55:59,760 --> 01:56:01,680
Speaker 1: By the streets, signed by the by the by the poles.

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01:56:03,200 --> 01:56:05,640
Speaker 1: You're right now? What are you? Well? You caused in

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01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:07,600
Speaker 1: the garage and uh and whil's up in the office

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01:56:07,640 --> 01:56:09,800
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm at a radio station. What are you

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01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:12,200
Speaker 1: talking about? Well? How fast can you run out of that?

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01:56:12,280 --> 01:56:18,960
Speaker 1: Will you? Mike, you're one out here. I'm almost cops

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01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:22,400
Speaker 1: are looking at me right think Mike. This is Dave

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01:56:22,440 --> 01:56:24,520
Speaker 1: broddim share in the morning show with phone tapping you.

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01:56:25,120 --> 01:56:29,280
Speaker 1: That's that's beautiful. Thanks for that. I appreciate that. Man.

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01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:34,080
Speaker 1: Have an idea for a phone tab? Go to ell

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Speaker 1: Stran dot com, click on the phone tap tab. Tell

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01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:38,680
Speaker 1: us what you want to do. This phone table was

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Speaker 1: prerecorded with permission granted by all party spies. Elvie Sturran

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01:56:43,160 --> 01:56:49,680
Speaker 1: phone tab were on Elvie Durand in the morning show. Hey,

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01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:53,920
Speaker 1: Froggy ya, what is the name of that huge retirement

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01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:58,200
Speaker 1: community north of Orlando? It's massive. The villages, Yes, the villages.

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01:56:58,520 --> 01:57:00,280
Speaker 1: So we have a friend, a good friend who who's

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01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:05,240
Speaker 1: retired parents live there and they have this special special

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01:57:05,480 --> 01:57:08,880
Speaker 1: language because between all the the old people who lived

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01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:11,320
Speaker 1: there to get sex from each other. Because they say

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Speaker 1: that the STD rate there is massive. Oh yeah. We

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01:57:14,720 --> 01:57:17,240
Speaker 1: have another retirement community here in South Florida called Century

2211
01:57:17,320 --> 01:57:19,520
Speaker 1: Village and it's the same thing there. And people finding

2212
01:57:19,560 --> 01:57:21,840
Speaker 1: tinchers in because of rooms. Yeah, and they find insers

2213
01:57:21,880 --> 01:57:24,000
Speaker 1: in each other's underwear whatever. It's it's like they're all

2214
01:57:24,080 --> 01:57:26,360
Speaker 1: over each other. So they said there's a system. I

2215
01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:28,800
Speaker 1: want to talk about this on the Monday Show where

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01:57:28,840 --> 01:57:31,960
Speaker 1: if a guy, like a retired gentleman at the Villages

2217
01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:34,760
Speaker 1: wants to have sex, he'll leave his tag out on

2218
01:57:34,880 --> 01:57:38,840
Speaker 1: his shirt. That means he's looking for sex and women.

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01:57:38,960 --> 01:57:41,960
Speaker 1: I do believe it's like gold shoes or there's some

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01:57:42,120 --> 01:57:44,640
Speaker 1: there's something women do if they want to get it. Okay, Okay,

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01:57:44,640 --> 01:57:48,840
Speaker 1: I just heard from my friends gold shoes. Women wear

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01:57:48,920 --> 01:57:51,160
Speaker 1: gold shoes if they want to get it. I'm wearing

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01:57:51,320 --> 01:57:53,600
Speaker 1: my sex and shoes today and I'm going to leave

2224
01:57:53,680 --> 01:57:55,840
Speaker 1: my tag out little lady means I want to have

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01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:59,440
Speaker 1: the sex on you look it. Look at Doris, Look

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01:58:00,480 --> 01:58:03,200
Speaker 1: look at Look at old men Caruthers over there. He's

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01:58:03,240 --> 01:58:07,280
Speaker 1: got his tag out. He wants a good stripping. I

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01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:12,920
Speaker 1: stuffed him last Night's gonna borrow your gold shoes. I'm hardy.

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01:58:13,120 --> 01:58:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm ready to make whoopie this, but they have signed.

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01:58:19,120 --> 01:58:22,480
Speaker 1: We need those signs. I don't have really any social

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01:58:22,520 --> 01:58:24,920
Speaker 1: skills in terms of telling if people are interested or not.

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01:58:25,080 --> 01:58:26,440
Speaker 1: So I would like to know, like if you wear

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01:58:26,480 --> 01:58:28,840
Speaker 1: a big medallion around your neck that means you want

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01:58:28,880 --> 01:58:30,760
Speaker 1: to have the sex on me exactly. I don't want

2235
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:32,360
Speaker 1: to have to say, hey, can we have sex. I

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01:58:32,480 --> 01:58:34,520
Speaker 1: just want to be able to put on my gold sneakers.

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01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:38,200
Speaker 1: I'm wearing my gold sneakers. Elvis must be horny. He's

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01:58:38,240 --> 01:58:41,560
Speaker 1: wearing his gold sneakers. Women, it's a feathered hat. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into this Monday, the new language of needing,

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Speaker 1: needing loving. We have about thirty seconds for the headlines

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01:58:48,840 --> 01:58:50,400
Speaker 1: from the World of Danielle. What do you have? Danielle?

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01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:53,920
Speaker 1: The Harry Potter franchise is worth an estimated twenty five

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01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:58,400
Speaker 1: billion dollars. That's so crazy. Chance the rappers, music leadership

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01:58:58,440 --> 01:59:00,880
Speaker 1: and charity have made a really huge impression. He made

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01:59:00,920 --> 01:59:03,400
Speaker 1: Fortune magazines the annual list of the world's greatest leaders.

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01:59:03,720 --> 01:59:06,760
Speaker 1: He's number forty six, ahead of two CEOs and the

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01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:09,520
Speaker 1: Mayor of London. And we all know that Beauty and

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01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:11,520
Speaker 1: the Beast did so well in the movies. Um, it's

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01:59:11,600 --> 01:59:14,640
Speaker 1: still breaking records. It'll probably be number one again this weekend.

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Speaker 1: So Disney has more live action remakes in the works.

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01:59:17,680 --> 01:59:20,040
Speaker 1: Mulan is scheduled to come out in two thousand and eighteen.

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01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:23,760
Speaker 1: A Laddin, the Lion Came, The Little Mermaid, Dumbo, snow White,

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01:59:24,200 --> 01:59:26,400
Speaker 1: all on the way and all very exciting. And of

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01:59:26,440 --> 01:59:30,200
Speaker 1: course Power Rangers is in your theaters today. You also

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01:59:30,360 --> 01:59:33,040
Speaker 1: have Life Chips. But like I said, I don't think

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01:59:33,040 --> 01:59:35,160
Speaker 1: anybody's gonna beat Beauty and the Beast. Just don't think

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01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:37,920
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen yet. All right, that's son Daniel's prediction.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Danielle, and we'll do it. Love Dan in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show