Speaker 1: Today seeds looking Jebels. Second, the guy that's on the
Speaker 1: phone to do a second date update today experienced something
Speaker 1: that I get all the time. He was hit on
Speaker 1: at the mall non stop. You're walking through there and
Speaker 1: there's nothing but girls like, hey, you want to try
Speaker 1: some lotion on? I'm like, get off it, you know.
Speaker 1: Or like last time I was there, this guy comes up,
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, can I can I shine your shoes?
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I have a girlfriend. I'm not even
Speaker 1: They're just like non stop. When you walk down there,
Speaker 1: people are hitting on you left and right. You know that, No,
Speaker 1: they're hitting on you. And that's exactly what happened to Ken.
Speaker 1: I guess that's how he met the girl that he
Speaker 1: wants us to call today. Apparently she was one of
Speaker 1: those lotion girls. Oh what's up, Ken? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you doing good? So you actually
Speaker 1: asked out one of the like kiosk people at the mall,
Speaker 1: like lotion girl, Yeah, lotion girl. Yeah, we asked out
Speaker 1: a lotion girl. Yeah. Normally I avoid them all in general,
Speaker 1: and then I just happened to be in there, and
Speaker 1: you know, those girls are very I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of them are sort of fake and plasticly. But
Speaker 1: something about her name's Rose. Something about Rose caught my
Speaker 1: eye and I got distracted enough to listen to her
Speaker 1: speel on this lotion. The talk about lotion. They're they're persistent.
Speaker 1: I tried to pass one up the other a while ago.
Speaker 1: She practically jumped on my back to give me a
Speaker 1: sample of her lotion. So you got wrapped up in
Speaker 1: her little web of promotion for whatever she was selling.
Speaker 1: And yeah, did she ask your out or did you
Speaker 1: ask her out? I asked her out. I sat there,
Speaker 1: I talked to her for about twenty minutes. I ended
Speaker 1: up buying ninety dollars worth lotion. I bet you smell delicious.
Speaker 1: I can smell you through the phone right now. I do.
Speaker 1: I do smell very good thing. But yeah, something about her,
Speaker 1: she was like very like the girl next door type
Speaker 1: of girl. And how did you ask her out? I mean,
Speaker 1: was it before or after you purchased ninety dollars worth
Speaker 1: of her products? Well, I figured that I might have
Speaker 1: a better chance if I actually bought the products. So
Speaker 1: I bought it, and then I actually walked away and
Speaker 1: then came back. Oh that's a nice move. How many
Speaker 1: passes did you make? Because you know how you do that.
Speaker 1: I think once you go buy three times, it's officially creepy.
Speaker 1: After that, I went by two. Okay, she was she
Speaker 1: shocked when you asked her out. I think she was
Speaker 1: slightly embarrassed, but knew that I was sort of stumbling
Speaker 1: over my words. And you think she took pitty on me.
Speaker 1: If you're a guy buying ninety dollars worth of lotion
Speaker 1: for me, I would think you probably were interested. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know many men just out of the blue
Speaker 1: do that that much money. Yeah. Yeah, So what did
Speaker 1: you guys end up doing? I got a phone number,
Speaker 1: we talked over the phone, and we agreed to meet
Speaker 1: for a couple of drinks a couple of days later.
Speaker 1: So how was it when you guys went out forks?
Speaker 1: Did she seem to enjoy the date? Yeah, yeah she did.
Speaker 1: I felt like there are things that you know, we
Speaker 1: had in common and I didn't think that we would
Speaker 1: have in common. For example, I really like longboarding, and
Speaker 1: amazingly enough, she actually owned a longboard, so I thought
Speaker 1: that was great. Yeah. I've known a couple of girls
Speaker 1: at longboard, very rare, so did everything seemed to go well?
Speaker 1: Are there any awkward moments that happened on your date? No,
Speaker 1: everything seemed to go really well. In fact, she agreed
Speaker 1: to come over and watch a movie at my house later,
Speaker 1: so we did that awesome, So things progressed quickly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought things were really great. We came back to
Speaker 1: my house, I threw in Stepbrothers. Halfway through the movie,
Speaker 1: I got up, asked her if she needed anything, and
Speaker 1: I went to use the restaurom. I came back and
Speaker 1: she was standing in my living room for coat on,
Speaker 1: and she said she was ready to leave, and I
Speaker 1: was kind of perplexed. I didn't understand. Did she give
Speaker 1: you an excuse or a reason why she was leaving?
Speaker 1: She just said that she really had to go, and
Speaker 1: she was sorry. And you know, I didn't really feel
Speaker 1: like I wanted to press her it. You know, it
Speaker 1: seemed pretty important, so I didn't want to make her
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable. But I did think it was a little awkward.
Speaker 1: Do you think that maybe she was expecting a little
Speaker 1: bit more action because usually come to my place and
Speaker 1: watch a movie as code for not actually watching half
Speaker 1: of step Brothers. You know, I was wondering about that,
Speaker 1: but we were having shut your great time laughing throughout
Speaker 1: the movie that I thought that was only going to
Speaker 1: lead to that after the movie, she wasn't giving me
Speaker 1: the vibes that she wasn't into me or anything like that.
Speaker 1: So it just made it even more confusing. All right,
Speaker 1: So since she ditched you and left her place halfway
Speaker 1: through the movie, have you heard anything back from her? No?
Speaker 1: And and here's the thing, Jewels, that I've texted her,
Speaker 1: even left her a voicemail, and she's never gotten back
Speaker 1: to me. And it's just it's just really weird, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you guys had a good time. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, awesome guys.
Speaker 1: Thinks all right, man, hang on you brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. I figured it out. I figured out why Ken,
Speaker 1: who is on the line with us and about to
Speaker 1: do a second date update, is not getting a call back. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: you met this girl at the mall. She was selling lotion.
Speaker 1: You asked her out, ended up back at your place
Speaker 1: to watch a movie, and halfway through the movie she
Speaker 1: got up and left you went on a date with
Speaker 1: a master salesman. It was all a bait and switch
Speaker 1: act to get you to go back to that mall
Speaker 1: and buy some more lotion from her. Yeah. Do you
Speaker 1: think that's it? Do you think the whole date was
Speaker 1: just a scam to sell you more lotion and that's
Speaker 1: why she took off on you? No, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think she would have come
Speaker 1: home to my house If you do that with a
Speaker 1: case and you clearly don't have the mind of a salesman.
Speaker 1: She's gonna get lotion saleswoman up the Yeah, all right, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doll the phone right now, see if we
Speaker 1: can get her on the phone and then find out
Speaker 1: if there is a specific reason why she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back. Okay, okay, Hello, can I speak to Rose please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hi Rose? Is this the Rose that works in the
Speaker 1: mall selling lotion? Yes? Sold, I'll take all you got.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Hi, Rose? This is actually Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, and one of
Speaker 1: our listeners recently went out on a date with you
Speaker 1: and asked us to give you a call. A guy
Speaker 1: named Ken. Oh my god, remember you remember Ken. Well,
Speaker 1: Ken listens to our show and he's sent us an
Speaker 1: email because he's very curious about the way that you
Speaker 1: left your date, and he wanted to see if we
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone since you won't answer
Speaker 1: any of his phone. Oh I'm sorry. I'm so uncomfortable
Speaker 1: with this what happened with Ken? Because we've talked to
Speaker 1: Ken a little bit and asked him about your date.
Speaker 1: To us, it sounded like everything went cool, and then
Speaker 1: in the middle of it, you just kind of bolted. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if I'm comfortable talking about
Speaker 1: this to you guys. I mean, I just I thought
Speaker 1: we got along along fine, we did. Are you really nervous? Rose?
Speaker 1: It's really embarrassing for him, And I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to dash him. It's embarrassing
Speaker 1: for him. I mean I would assume this would be
Speaker 1: embarrassing for him. Yeah, well, we'll think about this, Rose.
Speaker 1: He's the one that wanted us to call you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to hear whatever reason it was, because
Speaker 1: he really liked you. I mean, the date was fine.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it was nothing on the date. I
Speaker 1: just um, Okay, So We're watching a movie at his
Speaker 1: slafe and I got really thirsty and he went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. So I figured I would go to the
Speaker 1: kitchen to get a glass of water. But to get
Speaker 1: to the kitchen, I had to pass by the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And what was going on in the bathroom? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I got really creaked out. I just heard some
Speaker 1: noises in there. Was he like grunting? Was that the issue?
Speaker 1: I would say, they were not normal going to the bathroom? Noises?
Speaker 1: They were not normal? What do you what do you
Speaker 1: mean by that? Yeah? I heard some moaning, and I um,
Speaker 1: it seemed like he was having a very private party
Speaker 1: in there. And I heard more breathing and more moaning,
Speaker 1: and then I thought I heard my name. And when
Speaker 1: I heard my name, no, no, oh my gosh, are
Speaker 1: you saying that? You think he was in the bathroom
Speaker 1: accosting him? So I think he was accosting something. And
Speaker 1: I now know why he needs ninety dollars worth of lotions.
Speaker 1: Are you are you sure that's what you heard? Rose?
Speaker 1: Because that seems crazy to me. That. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: he got excited in the middle of your date. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I don't unless he really likes
Speaker 1: taking a piss. I don't know what else is there.
Speaker 1: I mean, guys, is there any reason why you would
Speaker 1: do that in a date that maybe women don't understood
Speaker 1: before a date. You do it before, you do it
Speaker 1: before the date, so you get all the nerves out
Speaker 1: there and you don't have that whole energy taking over
Speaker 1: your body. But you, guys, were never kit. You weren't
Speaker 1: kissing or anything. You weren't making out, and you're just
Speaker 1: even like an erotic movie. That's what was so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't believe what I'm hearing right now. Rose. The
Speaker 1: voice that you just heard is Kin. He's actually been
Speaker 1: listening on the other line and heard everything you said.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Oh? I can't believe you would
Speaker 1: say that, Ken, I didn't want to say anything. That's
Speaker 1: why I left. But you had people call me, you
Speaker 1: ask me I didn't. I can't believe this. I've been
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. What you were eavesdropping through my door? Look,
Speaker 1: I understand you're embarrassed that you put me in a
Speaker 1: very unembarrassed I invited you into my house and you
Speaker 1: snuck up and listened to me in the bathroom. What
Speaker 1: kind of person. Are you You were moaning loudly when
Speaker 1: I walked past your bathroom? How am I hoping more that?
Speaker 1: What is well? That's crazy, this is crazy. This is
Speaker 1: absolutely insane. Can be honest? Did you get a little
Speaker 1: excited in the middle of your date and take an
Speaker 1: intermission to go hang out with yourself in the bathroom
Speaker 1: for a minute. I listened to you guys on the radio.
Speaker 1: Why why does the pater pointy of being question? Ken?
Speaker 1: You're not answering the question, and we're not judging you,
Speaker 1: just we just want you to be open and honest
Speaker 1: about Yeah, if you did it, can just admit it?
Speaker 1: Just admit it. I mean that's the issue is everyone
Speaker 1: does it. It was like it was just the timing
Speaker 1: was weird, and then the hiding it is weird, and I, oh,
Speaker 1: oh please, this is preposterous. Okay, what a man does
Speaker 1: in the bathroom is completely personal to that man. Okay,
Speaker 1: can okay, what else could it be? Really? I don't
Speaker 1: I don't have no idea what you were thinking was
Speaker 1: going on in your mind when you were tipting next
Speaker 1: to my bathroom door. Someone in the bathroom? You are you? Okay?
Speaker 1: You know what? I have no idea. Why just see
Speaker 1: what you were doing? If you weren't doing that, what
Speaker 1: were you doing? I was using the bathroom. I don't
Speaker 1: understand why that's not enough for you. I went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, okay, Ken, I don't know what I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to think when I hear of a sensual bathroom break. Rose,
Speaker 1: I don't question. I don't question why people go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and then go sneak up and listen to
Speaker 1: know whether they're going in bathroom? Did you don't give what?
Speaker 1: I don't hear what you have? People call to find
Speaker 1: out what's going. Why can't you just say it? I
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom to know what Rose, I don't
Speaker 1: even think about it. I would go out with you
Speaker 1: again because you I'll word about that. Well. I guess
Speaker 1: that answers well, I guess that answers my question. Then, Rose,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Ken on a
Speaker 1: second day? I will pay for it. Oh? No, you
Speaker 1: can pay for my therapy and Ken, you still don't
Speaker 1: want to go out with Rose again? No? Why not?
Speaker 1: You already sounds like you got what you needed at
Speaker 1: you know that's really inappropriate. I just I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna go there, okay, all right, Ken, next time you
Speaker 1: go out on a date, just try to be a
Speaker 1: little more quiet on your bathroom breaks. Whatever you were
Speaker 1: doing there, Turn the water on, let it run. I wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Jupil in the morning.