1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: What Up. It's Eric Andre and this is Bombing, the 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: podcast where I talk to comedians, artists, and other interesting 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: people about the worst bombs of their careers, mega failures 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: in life, the Big do Doo. On today's episode, I 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: talked to Saturday Night Live cast member Devin Walker about 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: the parts of Texas we like, queue card Chaos plus 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 1: Divorced Parents. Be sure to check out devon zoo podcast 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: my favorite lyrics anywhere you listen to your shows. 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 2: Enjoy Bombing with Eric Andrey. 10 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: We're here with Devin Walker, Ladies and Gently from Saturday 11 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: Lives Away from regionally Boston, Texas. Austin, Texas, the indie 12 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: movie capital of the world. I don't know what is 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: it famous for? Sounding them barbecue barbecue Aaron Franklin, south 14 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: By Southwest, Matthew McConaughey. No, he's from a Galveston or something. 15 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: He's from Waco. 16 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 3: He's from like Tyler, like Long He's from East Texas, 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 3: but he went to school in Austin and now he's. 18 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: Like always from like a real hero role town. 19 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,479 Speaker 3: Right, He's from the type of Texas that people think 20 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 3: of when they think about Texas. 21 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: Like he's East Texas. 22 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 3: Yes, the kind of ship exactly he's from, like that 23 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 3: realm of Texas and East Texas is exactly the part 24 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 3: of Texas that people imagine Texas to be. 25 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: The worst shows of my entire life were all in East, 26 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: almost all East. 27 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 3: I'm from Texas, and I would never do I'm never 28 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 3: going east of Houston. 29 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: That's as far east. I think that's a good Yeah, yeah, 30 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: there's just nothing familiar with that. I stand by that 31 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: because Houston has great cage and great Vietnamese food at least, 32 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 1: and they're pretty good chosen a good city. I've had 33 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: the worst shows of my life in Dallas, and Port 34 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: Arthur is probably one of the worst shows that I had. 35 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: I would have loved to have been at that show 36 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: for what I know about twenty three years old, for 37 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: what I know. 38 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 3: About you and what I know about Port Arthur, I 39 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 3: would have loved to see how those things. I like UGK, 40 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 3: I mean, of course you GK, Janis Joplin okay, mm hmm. 41 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: I know more about UGK than Jennis Child. And the 42 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: only thing I like out of East East Texas is UGK. 43 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: That's fair. Andrews Meeks was on the show. He's also 44 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,239 Speaker 1: from East Texas shout out. Does Houston counts East Texas? Uh? 45 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 3: No, Houston is Houston. You know what I'm saying, kind 46 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 3: of like how Texas doesn't count. 47 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: I like Matthew mcconnaey and Woody Harrelson. They're from the 48 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: same town. Is that true? Yeah, they might have the 49 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: same dad. Yes, I did. Can't believe and can't believe it. 50 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: I could kind of see it. Yes, I'm going with 51 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 1: West Sexes. What's that? You Ever been to Al Paso? Oh? Yeah, 52 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: I did, not acid, but I did two c I 53 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: or to I did some weird psychedelic with Byron Bauers 54 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 1: and we went to this and we're the only ones tripping. 55 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: And we went to this uh barbecue restaurant in El Paso, 56 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 1: and everyone looked like machete like Danny Chreho and all 57 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: their friends were drunk. No one else were tripping, And 58 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: it was a very very challenging psychedelic experience. That sounds 59 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: like it was not cool. No, it's a bit of 60 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: a bomb. That sounds crazy. Yeah, how's how's the show? 61 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: That wasn't even a show. We were driving from that 62 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: was our day off on tour, so we were it 63 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: was almost ten years ago. I think it was like 64 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: we had a show in San Diego, then the next 65 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: show was in Dallas or something, so we had to drive. 66 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: We had to stop at l Passa because our bus 67 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 1: driver wasn't allowed to drive, you know, he's a truck driver. 68 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: Bus Ever, we kept drivers around hours. There's a certain 69 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: amount of like yeah, so it was like our hiatus night. 70 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: So that's why it's a good time. That's a good 71 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: place to spend it. It was cool. I always done 72 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,839 Speaker 1: one day there, but Marfa, I'd ever done to either 73 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: Martha or Marfa. 74 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 3: That's a good place to go, take some drugs and 75 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 3: enjoy yourself. That's really like that part of Texas because 76 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 3: it's really nothing in Marfa. It's like one bar and 77 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 3: like one restaurant, Like there's really nothing out there that's 78 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 3: like really where like the skies are gorgeous in the 79 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 3: way that like you're like, oh, I like these country 80 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 3: songs make sense to me now. 81 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: So when did you come? Did you? Were you doing 82 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: stand up and based out of Awesome when you got us? No, no, 83 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: no no. 84 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 3: I had moved to New York, so like I started 85 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 3: and an improv I was just a straight standup guy. 86 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 3: I never did improv. I don't know if I'm a 87 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 3: good enough like team player to do improv. 88 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: You gotta be a team player, right, that's what you're thinking, 89 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: That's what you es. And L is less so like 90 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: one big team and it's more like a bunch of 91 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: little teams together. I heard much about Jen one Boomer 92 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: SNL cast members. I only hear rough stuff about Steve Martin, 93 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: dan Aykroyd, Oh yeah, Chevy Chase. I heard horrendous stuff 94 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: of he's a character, and I heard Bill Murray's kind 95 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: of fucking hot and cold. 96 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 3: I haven't spent time around a lot of those. I 97 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 3: met some of them at the fifty. I met Garrett Morris, 98 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 3: who was cool as he's cool. He was really and 99 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 3: he was cool as fuck. I really fuck with Garrett Morris, 100 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 3: but like that, it never surprises me when people in 101 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,599 Speaker 3: this from the seventies where he used to just be 102 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 3: allowed to be a worse person. 103 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying that it. 104 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 3: Used to be chill, You used to be able to 105 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 3: be a piece of shit. Now you kind of got 106 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 3: to be I just. 107 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: Wish I grew up, you know, I grew up watching 108 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: Ghostbusters and shit. I wish those guys were cool as fuck. 109 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 1: I'm just hearing secondhand. Yeah, they might be. I have 110 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 1: not spent time with any of those folks. I hope 111 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: they're cool. I hope they're cool too. At least we 112 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: got Garrett Morris. At least Wait, you started doing stand 113 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: up and yeah, I was in Austin. In Austin, you 114 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 1: moved to New York, and then that's when you auditioned 115 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: for Yes, Now. 116 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 3: I moved to New York in eighteen and then twenty 117 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 3: twenty two I auditioned and got the show. 118 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: Were you fucking pumped or were you terrified? Both? Yeah? Yeah, 119 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: it was both. I'd never done sketch comedy before. Yeah, 120 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: you know what I q cards, which is seems like 121 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 1: a nightmare, which is also a whole new, brand new thing. 122 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: It's like I always think I would drink to the 123 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 1: point of being drunk every before every show. Did you 124 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,839 Speaker 1: ever host the show? Absolutely? You have to. Any comic 125 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 1: that says they wanted it is lying. You have to. 126 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: I grew up on it. I grew up at Chris Farley. 127 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: I don't exist without Chris Farley. Yeah, you know what 128 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: I mean. He's like so part of my DNA and 129 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: like as I was coming of it. He died when 130 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: I was twelve, but like when I was like nine, ten, eleven, twelve, 131 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 1: I only watched his his sketches and his movies like 132 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 1: I would. I think that generation is cool of SNL 133 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 1: like the gen xers, like Adam Sandler is the nicest guy. 134 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: To be fair, I've never met any of the Boomer snlers. Yeah, 135 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 1: but I met the gen Xer snls and there have 136 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 1: been nothing but sweet. But I think they were picked 137 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: on a ship ton. But I think Boomer I think 138 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: it was friction because they were traumatized by basically their 139 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: their dads, their comedy dads. I think they're much nicer 140 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: to the younger generation. I think there's something to it. 141 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 1: I've met way more of those guys. 142 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 3: I met Sandler, I've met I just met Tim Meadows, 143 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 3: which was cool. 144 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: The coolest guy I just met. Those guys are cool. 145 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: He was cool as all that gen Yeah, I wish 146 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: I could have met and they went through because they 147 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,720 Speaker 1: went through hell too, you know they were I hear 148 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: horror stories from Yeah. That was also that I shouldn't talk 149 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: shit about your job so openly, but yeah, you can. 150 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 1: You really are allowed to talk shit about my job. 151 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. Chill, but you can 152 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: go you say all the stuff you more Man Harry Sheer, 153 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: who voices half the Simpsons characters. Yeah, who is on SNL. 154 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: For five seconds he said, I think he's the one 155 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 1: who goes. Every time I walked into thirty Rock to work, 156 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: I would feel like death, he goes. I really felt 157 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 1: like that building is cursed, and I'm to this day 158 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: still traumatized. 159 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 3: It's such an incubator for tap, Like, there are so 160 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 3: many talented people there, and there are some people who 161 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 3: crack the code on like how to do that thing, 162 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 3: and there are some people who never quite because it's 163 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 3: obviously like you know, being funny as part of it, 164 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 3: and then there's all this other stuff that you learned 165 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 3: about that is in addition to like being funny and 166 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 3: like writing a good sketcher, like coming up with a 167 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 3: good character. There's all these other little things that you 168 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 3: have to figure out. Yeah, and some people are better 169 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 3: that than others. I guarantee you. 170 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: There's like, I mean, how many people like Conan was 171 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: there for a couple of years and like yeah, and 172 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: that like wasn't really his thing. I feel like there's 173 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: so many people who we. 174 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 3: Go on to see Thrive and do all this other 175 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 3: stuff who were at the show and they're just like, yeah, 176 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 3: I couldn't fucking I couldn't figure it out. 177 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: Zach Alvin Aks, I think he's got fired like after 178 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: like two weeks or something. Oh, I forgot about that. 179 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: You got fired like in record timing. I think he 180 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: was like one of the quickest firings for that way. 181 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: I actually be Smooth was in the writer's room too. 182 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 1: Maybe Smooth was the writer for like two or three years, 183 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: did better than Zach, but something like that. You know 184 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,199 Speaker 1: some of these I mean, Jimmy's smooth and Zach's funny, 185 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,079 Speaker 1: only two of the funniest people Like you laugh before 186 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,200 Speaker 1: they even say a word, just their face. You're like 187 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,959 Speaker 1: laughing before they begin. Yeah, and uh, it's just like that. 188 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: I feel like there's a there's like a hundred different 189 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: people like that who like they came to the Show's 190 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 1: got to be a better system. It doesn't have to 191 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 1: be that painful. I will say, though. You know, what 192 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: I've heard people talk about about the job is like 193 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: I've heard them. 194 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 3: Describe it as like it's like running with like a 195 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,680 Speaker 3: weight vest on where it's like as soon as you 196 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,560 Speaker 3: leave and go do something else, you're just. 197 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 1: Like, oh, that's true. Yeah, it is easy because you 198 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 1: went through the fuckingh an redemption sewer exactly. You made anything. Okay, 199 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: So tell me about some of your bombs, tell me 200 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: about some of your work shows. Yeah, but you got 201 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 1: a degree in psychology and a master's an organizational leadership. 202 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 1: We got an audible gasp over there, smarty pants, what's 203 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: going on here? I guess where'd you go? You went 204 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: to UT. I went to Texas State, which is like 205 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 1: it's like it's like a half hour from UT. It's 206 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,560 Speaker 1: money go to UT. Well, I didn't work hard enough 207 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: in high School's hard to get into. 208 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,719 Speaker 3: It's like you have to be in the top ten 209 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 3: percent of your graduating class. 210 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: Yeah to get into UTS like a huge school, and 211 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: they're just like. 212 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,199 Speaker 3: It is a huge school, but it's like all the 213 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,839 Speaker 3: top ten percent kids, and then if you're not in. 214 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,200 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought it was like a 215 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 1: hundred billion kids went to that school and the right, Hey. 216 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 3: Come on, that's the school the school I went to. 217 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 3: That's that's at school. It's a little smaller than ut 218 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 3: but it literally is hairs from Texas. No, none of 219 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,199 Speaker 3: my family's from Texas. 220 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: Where they're from. 221 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,839 Speaker 3: My mom's from Virginia and my dad's from p A. 222 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,680 Speaker 3: My that's from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Oh ship did you end 223 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,600 Speaker 3: up on Texas? 224 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,839 Speaker 1: It was My parents were in the military and that 225 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: was the first job that my dad got was in Austin. 226 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 1: And so your parents kill anybody, and that she would 227 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 1: be so fly would be awesome. Got it? Killed children 228 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: in Vietnam, Dude, I don't get my dad's my dad's seventy. 229 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,400 Speaker 3: But no, he was like he would have been like 230 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 3: desert storm, like he was like in that era. 231 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: Okay, so killed children just make created the genocide and 232 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: irack fucking Dick Cheney's oil. Hey man, Nah, I know 233 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: no kills at least as far as I know. I 234 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,199 Speaker 1: hope I find think he kills him. I didn't tell you. 235 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,440 Speaker 1: That would be kind of fly. I don't think so. 236 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: I don't think my dad has his PTSD. No, he 237 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,240 Speaker 1: wasn't in combat. He was a p STDs. Does he 238 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: have any STDs? Bro? That would be kind of fly. 239 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: They're still married. No, my parents was put up for 240 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: how long were they together? My parents were to go 241 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:28,440 Speaker 1: for like uh well like fifteen sixteen, No, no, seventeen, 242 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,600 Speaker 1: like seventeen or eighteen years because they gave it a shot. 243 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: They gave it a shot. Oh it wasn't a quick 244 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: gave it a shot. That's that sput up when I 245 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: was in high school. Two decades is enough. They gave 246 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,320 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, I really got to grow 247 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,199 Speaker 1: up in the years you're supposed to have. Like they 248 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,439 Speaker 1: got every bit of juice out of that relationship. They 249 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 1: tried it, and you know, are your parents. My dad's dead. 250 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,320 Speaker 1: But they were married for twenty five years. 251 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 2: Yea. 252 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 1: Then they were divorced for twenty five years. But they 253 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,480 Speaker 1: split up when I was twelve, which is that's absolute 254 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 1: worst time. I wish my dad just waited like four 255 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: more more years for me. If I was fifteen sixteen, 256 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 1: I would have handled it more. But twelve, you're coming 257 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: of age, you're passing puberty, you're like finding yourself and 258 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: your POV. Like it's a tough. And I was blindsided 259 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: about it too, because they didn't they didn't fight at all. 260 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 1: He just slowly dripped situation. Yeah, yeah, them telling me 261 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, like I thought y'all, like 262 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,719 Speaker 1: I knew y'all had like some problems, but I didn't know. 263 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,319 Speaker 1: It was like you got now somebody got to move 264 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,320 Speaker 1: out the house. I didn't even understand it. When they 265 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,840 Speaker 1: first told me my I was like, hey, I'm gonna 266 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 1: live somewhere else for a little bit. And I was like, 267 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 1: I guess he's working nights. Like I don't know what 268 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 1: he was talking about. He got a special pressure be 269 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: like are you okay? Are you okay? And I was 270 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: like I'm okay until you asked me if I'm okay 271 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,199 Speaker 1: twenty times right and then and then just movers came 272 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 1: like a few weeks later, started moving shit out of 273 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 1: the house. I go, oh, wait, are you guys getting 274 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 1: a divorce? And they were like yeah, And I burst 275 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 1: into tears. That give you that informs horrible parenting. I 276 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 1: was horrible parenting. They didn't tell me shit. 277 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 3: My parents did a thing where I've told this on 278 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 3: another podcast. My parents did a thing where my mom 279 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 3: moved out the house, moved out the house, and my 280 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 3: dad stayed in the house and my siblings, uh yeah, 281 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 3: I have three, but at that point it was just 282 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 3: me and my little sister still in the house, and 283 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,080 Speaker 3: my mom moved out the house. When I had a 284 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,240 Speaker 3: I had like a football game scrimmage. Literally, I like 285 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 3: left during the games during. 286 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:20,040 Speaker 1: The guy scrimmage and like San Antonio, she literally did. 287 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,600 Speaker 1: I mean, they told me they were gonna do it, 288 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,199 Speaker 1: but like literally I left, went played the game, came 289 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: back from San Antonio. Where's mama at? Oh? Well? Literally? 290 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 1: Literally fucking Okay, we had a similar situation our parents. 291 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,600 Speaker 1: She moved to a different town, not immediately, she moved 292 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: to like an apartment across town, and then she lived 293 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: over there until I got to college, and then she 294 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,640 Speaker 1: moved to another city. Okay, how old are you when this? 295 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: I was sixteen when they split it. I wish my dad. 296 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 1: The thing is, my dad met my stepmom, so he 297 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: had he had to call it quits because he didn't 298 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 1: want to have an affair. Yeah, and he just had 299 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 1: not They had nothing in common, so he he would 300 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,720 Speaker 1: have waited if he could, maybe, but he didn't want 301 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: to cheat on my mom. He was just like, well, 302 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: I'm not in love with the current woman. That's kind 303 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:13,719 Speaker 1: of sweet, yeah, kind of insane. They were like my 304 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: parents were like roommates. They were like, had nothing in common. 305 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: They gave it twenty five fucking years. They give it 306 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 1: a shot, and they really had nothing in common to 307 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 1: begin with. 308 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 3: I haven't done anything for twenty five years. I know 309 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 3: in my life that you know what I'm saying. So 310 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 3: I haven't worked out for like twenty five days straight 311 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,960 Speaker 3: in my life. They gave it twenty five years of love. 312 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 3: That's that's all you can really hope. They had two 313 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 3: kids and two grand kids. 314 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,880 Speaker 1: They give it. They fucking you know, all right, telling 315 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 1: me your words bombs, I mean, stand up wise. 316 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 3: The bomb that really stands out to me was it 317 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 3: was around here this before weed was really popping. Is 318 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 3: before like weed was really like legal in New York? 319 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,360 Speaker 3: Is weed fully legal? I don't really know. It's like 320 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 3: I can fully legal in LA. But they want to 321 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 3: come here. 322 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,120 Speaker 1: You go to a weed store and they're like, we 323 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: can't sell weed yet, and you're like, what do you 324 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 1: mean exactly? And then you go to a store that's 325 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,400 Speaker 1: just like, oh, we sell cool T shirts. And then 326 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: you go in the back and they have like tons 327 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: of weed. You're like, are you allowed to do this? 328 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: Like I don't know, and they'll be exactly and I'll 329 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,160 Speaker 1: go to a weed store and I'll like, I'll like 330 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,920 Speaker 1: pick up some weed, and they'll be like, here's the weed. 331 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: They'll be like, all right, so we have to run 332 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,120 Speaker 1: your card as if this is an ATM. Yeah. Yeah, 333 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: we can only dollars at a time, and then we 334 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,520 Speaker 1: got to split it into a different transaction. I'm like, 335 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: so this is this. Are we supposed to do this 336 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: or not? I really can't tell. I don't think you 337 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: get to figured out. 338 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 3: I continue to buy weed though, but yeah, I this 339 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 3: was before weed was as like openly out in the 340 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 3: open as it is now. This before the pandemic, and 341 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 3: it was at this like weed speakeasy. It was at 342 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 3: this like speakeasy and I walk in. 343 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 1: By the way. We probably had fifty people on this show, 344 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 1: but now I would say three or four are like 345 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 1: weed speakeasy shows are the worst I've ever bumped. That's 346 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 1: that's one of my worst problems. It's terrifying. It's really better. 347 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 1: I'm horrible with weed. Yeah, everybody's so stoned at those shows, 348 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 1: and they're like catatonic. You're in like a ketamine fucking 349 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 1: Robotest're like coma toast. 350 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 3: And also the one that I did was it was 351 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 3: an all black room. It was all it was all black, 352 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,600 Speaker 3: little crowd. So it's like, which can be like you 353 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 3: just have to approach them different. It's a different it's 354 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 3: just got better get that first joke exactly. 355 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: They got it. They gotta like you sent. If they're 356 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: not into you off rip, then you're kind of in trouble. 357 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 3: But it's also like in addition to like it's a 358 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 3: little bit different for like doing an all black room. 359 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 3: Also like black people is naturally kind of just like 360 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 3: being too cool for school anyway, you know what I'm saying. 361 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 3: So this show, this was it was like around midtown. 362 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 3: It was like somewhere around like where we're at right now, 363 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 3: Like it was in this zone. So this is like 364 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:50,320 Speaker 3: a speakeasy, stoner black room. Yes, okay, And and you're 365 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 3: what number on are you fourth on the lineup? Is 366 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 3: there a bunch of comics or just you or what? No, 367 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 3: it's several comics. Let's say let's say it was five comics. 368 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:02,800 Speaker 3: I'm like second, and before they like maybe did the 369 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,199 Speaker 3: host and then one other set and then they were like, 370 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,159 Speaker 3: all right, it's time for. 371 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,440 Speaker 1: The blunt rolling competition. 372 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,560 Speaker 3: And then they literally had like two women come out 373 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 3: and like, so you could roll the best blunt the 374 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:17,240 Speaker 3: fastest before this is right, this immediate, immediately before I go. 375 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,439 Speaker 1: They should have just let those women roll blunts the 376 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,199 Speaker 1: rest of the night. That was much more exciting than 377 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,560 Speaker 1: what I had. Yes, they should have been like that. 378 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 1: You don't go back to stand up comedy after that. 379 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,760 Speaker 3: You should not do You should never interrupt stand up 380 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 3: comedy and then bring it back again because. 381 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 1: Usually what the fucking blood roller got it. That was 382 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: like the wet Teacher contest, the weed You're like, what's 383 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,440 Speaker 1: going to weed industry? It's I was like, that was exciting. 384 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,639 Speaker 1: I was like, this is awesome. And then the host 385 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: literally like they're they're like, congratulations to like dad d 386 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: like she won the blunt rolling competition. Then the host 387 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,719 Speaker 1: just come back up, who's like, hey, congratulations to her. 388 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,720 Speaker 1: And next up we got Devin Walker. Yeah, yeah, I 389 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 1: come up. Now, they're not a great intro. He's he's 390 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: not like you know from comedy, like, huh, yeah, it 391 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,320 Speaker 1: was up Devin Walker. Yeah, bring up Devin Walker please. 392 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:11,280 Speaker 1: Literally people are like huh exactly. People, It's like there's 393 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: a haze in the air. There's a haze in the air. 394 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,480 Speaker 3: Everybody's like it's literally like pipes and bongs and blunts 395 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,480 Speaker 3: and joy like. People are sparking up. People are like 396 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 3: very laid back. It's also like it's like it's like 397 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 3: bean bags. 398 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: That's high. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's too the Yeah, 399 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: nobody's it's just like, that's not the time for me 400 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 1: to like point out my little observations, like that's not 401 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,399 Speaker 1: the moment for that. So you get on stage. I 402 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 1: get on stage and I try to make a little 403 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:45,680 Speaker 1: joke about the room about the blunt rolling competition. That's 404 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,800 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You if you swing and miss that 405 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: first time, it's already people being like, I don't like 406 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 1: if the second one doesn't does And so it's like, yeah, 407 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,119 Speaker 1: I do. I'd say something like, oh man, look at 408 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:04,240 Speaker 1: the something. It was stupid and bad. Whatever. You're like, 409 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 1: oh man, I'm performing after the blow rolling competition, hope 410 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,080 Speaker 1: you all ready for this, And they were like crickets. 411 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: Whatever I said, it was absolute silence. Yeah, I uh, 412 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 1: And you're like gold And I'm like and I'm like, okay, 413 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, were you high? No? No, no, 414 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,159 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't get high and do stand up. 415 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,400 Speaker 1: I've done it, and it's a horrible, horrible chance. 416 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 3: It's not my I'm not I'm not a huge we guy. 417 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,280 Speaker 3: Just like in general, I like, I like smoking weed 418 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 3: by myself. Yeah before better that's I can do one puff. 419 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 3: That's the only way I ever's for me. It makes 420 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,600 Speaker 3: me depressed, you know what I mean, weird? 421 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 1: You just got a tennis mall. Yeah, you know. I 422 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: took my dog to dog park and I was like, 423 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,919 Speaker 1: I don't want to tennis ball, and I forgot to 424 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,880 Speaker 1: play them. Well you started playing with the other dogs. 425 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,200 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't need Yeah, I got you. 426 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:56,639 Speaker 1: You don't interaction. But anyway, uh, I'm the first thing bombs. 427 00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: So you're getting a secondhand high, probably from the weedy. Yeah, 428 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 1: I'm just like not in my element. 429 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,119 Speaker 3: They then like I tried another joke that was like 430 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 3: maybe a newer thing that like also is getting nothing 431 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 3: at this point. You know when you really get desperate, 432 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 3: when you're like five, you're like five minutes in, four 433 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 3: minutes in, and you got nothing going on, and you're like, okay, 434 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,480 Speaker 3: well now I got to bring out the old ship. 435 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 3: Now I got to bring out the jokes that like 436 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 3: always well I got to dig in my pocket, yeah 437 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,159 Speaker 3: and really try something, but those don't work. I tried, 438 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 3: like I tried two or three of those got like 439 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,680 Speaker 3: a like if normally let's say normally those jokes got 440 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,120 Speaker 3: like an eight, they got like a two. 441 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: It was that was the best ship that I had 442 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen. That got a two. And literally after 443 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,280 Speaker 1: the second, that's now four jokes and maybe total, I've 444 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,120 Speaker 1: gotten like nine laughs. Like it's really but like nine 445 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,480 Speaker 1: laps from like nine different people individual, yeah, like nine 446 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: individual laughs. 447 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,680 Speaker 3: And so there was all literally at this point like 448 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,280 Speaker 3: it's going. It's going so bad that they could probably 449 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 3: start to see the panic on my face. 450 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 1: And literally sweats building up. It felt like that. 451 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 3: It felt like I was like really like just be 452 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 3: like like that's how it felt like. It was paying 453 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,360 Speaker 3: out of my face. And literally there's this woman. I'll 454 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 3: never forget her. She raised her hand in the back. 455 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 3: She raised her hand, She raised her hand like it 456 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 3: was a Q and A And at this point I 457 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 3: got nothing else to lose. 458 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,360 Speaker 1: I was like, hey, yeah, yes, yes, man, what's what's 459 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,440 Speaker 1: going on? What do you want to ask? And she goes, baby, 460 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:37,960 Speaker 1: how much time you got lost? She's like, let's wrap 461 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: this baby, come on now, we see what's going on. 462 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,359 Speaker 1: We see it to the table. You did your best, 463 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,239 Speaker 1: it's not really cooking, lizz Are you almost done? And 464 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 1: it it really was like in most other situations you'd 465 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,399 Speaker 1: be you'd be like, hey, this is my time, like 466 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 1: I'm performing, mom, And she wasn't like the fuck you 467 00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 1: you sung, was like hey, right now, it's like that's 468 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,760 Speaker 1: what's going on. We we we we can all see it. 469 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 1: We see you lost to the blunt rolling competition in 470 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,520 Speaker 1: a pretty substantial way, Like that brought a lot more 471 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: entertainment to the crowd than what you're doing right now. 472 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 1: So like, why don't you go ahead? And the whole 473 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 1: thing should have been blunt rolling competition and just different 474 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:25,280 Speaker 1: weed hot dog. Absolutely that should be. 475 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,360 Speaker 3: Like yeah, it should it should be that, or just 476 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,639 Speaker 3: like have some niggas come play jazz, just like you 477 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,359 Speaker 3: just spoke me when being quiet, listen to somebody plays 478 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,120 Speaker 3: saxophone on the base, Like that's what it should have been. 479 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,480 Speaker 3: I could have I really couldn't be mad at that 480 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 3: woman because she was so right in that moment. 481 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,639 Speaker 1: It was it was time for me to leave. It 482 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,200 Speaker 1: was time for me to go, and I maybe did 483 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,080 Speaker 1: one more thing to to to moderate to no reaction, 484 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: and then I got off and it was one of 485 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,639 Speaker 1: those bombs where it's like I didn't even want to 486 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,359 Speaker 1: see the other comedian. You can't look away. It was 487 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 1: really like I was like I it was. There was 488 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,359 Speaker 1: a little green room like off to the side of 489 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,600 Speaker 1: where the stage was. I literally I had a backpack. 490 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: I literally grabbed my backpack. Didn't say anything to anybody, 491 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,120 Speaker 1: pick my backpack straight, because you don't even want those 492 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 1: like those those fake compliments, you know what, you know, 493 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 1: like I try not to do this, like if somebody 494 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 1: bombs like I tried not to be like, hey man, 495 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 1: good set, cause it's like you know, you know, it's not. 496 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,720 Speaker 1: And I hate it when I don't do well and 497 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,639 Speaker 1: I get off and people are like, A man, I 498 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,119 Speaker 1: liked that one. I like that little the thing you 499 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,879 Speaker 1: said about the thing you said about the bus. I 500 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,600 Speaker 1: like that was funny. You just got to run home 501 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,840 Speaker 1: and I literally I've never moved faster, grab my bag, 502 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: didn't make eye contact with anybody. I get in the 503 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,880 Speaker 1: elevator and another dude who I guess had been at 504 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 1: the show. Also gets in the elevator and he goes, hey, man, 505 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,160 Speaker 1: what's your name? 506 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 3: And I go, uh, it's Devin. I was like, were 507 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,720 Speaker 3: you at the show? And he goes, yeah, man, and 508 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 3: then it's like quiet for a second. He goes and man, 509 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,199 Speaker 3: you're gonna figure it out one of these buds. 510 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,240 Speaker 1: He goes one of these dads and it's funny. It 511 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,159 Speaker 1: was fucked up because at that point I was feeling 512 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 1: pretty good about like in my life with comedy. I 513 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,919 Speaker 1: was like, I wasn't like one show. I wasn't working 514 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 1: like you know, I wasn't like making money or anything. 515 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 1: But I felt confident that I was like a decent 516 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,439 Speaker 1: enough standard, right, I'd be okay. 517 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,920 Speaker 3: But that one show, and he really was talking to 518 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,199 Speaker 3: he was talking to me like that was one of 519 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 3: my first shows. And he was like and he was like, no, 520 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 3: once you gonna you're gonna get it all together. 521 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,119 Speaker 1: At some points set that's how he was talking to me. 522 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,879 Speaker 1: I was like, this fucking sucks. It was like it 523 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,920 Speaker 1: was bad in a way that like my uber driver 524 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,480 Speaker 1: picked up on it on my way back and it's 525 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:42,959 Speaker 1: like in New York City, literally, like I was sitting there. 526 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 1: I don't know how sad I must have looked. You were, 527 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:52,200 Speaker 1: like how much time you got Literally the car around, 528 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,199 Speaker 1: you could tell he knew, you could tell I was 529 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,360 Speaker 1: radiating you having a bad day. 530 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 3: Man, you'd be all right. But that's that's the bomb 531 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 3: that really stuck with me. I've never had. 532 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: Anybody ask me if I was almost done performing. That's tough. 533 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 1: That was really crazy. And then the guy really just 534 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 1: like kind of putting his hand on my shoulder and 535 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: being like, you'll one day you'll figure out how to 536 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,159 Speaker 1: be good at this. You're clearly not. That's not today, 537 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: but like they'll come a point where like, well you'll 538 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,439 Speaker 1: be talented. Like that's how he was talking to me. 539 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: That was definitely that one really hit me in myself. Yeah, 540 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: that's with Addre. With Adre, what's the worst bomb on 541 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,760 Speaker 1: SNL that you ever had? Are we talking table anything? Brother? 542 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,160 Speaker 1: I don't really know how it works. So you guys 543 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,439 Speaker 1: you have Monday off kind of, Oh you meet the 544 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: host Monday a day Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, you meet the 545 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 1: host and dude, you pitch, you pitch on Monday, Sundays off, 546 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 1: Sundays off Monday, you meet the host and pitch yeah, 547 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,639 Speaker 1: and then and then sit and then and then based 548 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: off the pitch, you go into writing Tuesdays. So the 549 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,639 Speaker 1: fucked up thing about the pitch and like this is 550 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 1: just this is like a known thing like in the 551 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: SNL circles is like you don't pitch an idea that 552 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: you actually want to make nine times out of ten. 553 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,560 Speaker 1: It's kind of like I kind of describe it. 554 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 3: As like an icebreaker exercise where they just kind of 555 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 3: want to see that people have funny ideas. 556 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: And so you are going in and pitching. You'll be like, oh, 557 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,960 Speaker 1: what if you were a penguin but you were scared 558 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,120 Speaker 1: of ice, right, And it's like you're never you never 559 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,399 Speaker 1: wanted to write the penguin idea, but you're just hoping 560 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: that you can get a response. You know how bad 561 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,479 Speaker 1: it feels to like have an I like, have a 562 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: fake idea, go poorly in front of your people. Yeah, 563 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,120 Speaker 1: you're like my real idea and also a movie star. Yeah, 564 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,040 Speaker 1: that shit feels. So you're pitching in front of the group. Yeah, 565 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,160 Speaker 1: it's in front of also like a quiet meeting, it's 566 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 1: like in front of everybody's. 567 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,439 Speaker 3: All the writers, all the cast members and the host 568 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 3: the host of city. 569 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,199 Speaker 1: A lot of like a bunch of people are on 570 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,679 Speaker 1: the floor and in the center like holding court and 571 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,280 Speaker 1: yan yeah or naying. 572 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 3: Ship or they're not supposed to do that, but sometimes 573 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,879 Speaker 3: people do. Sometimes people they're supposed to just kind of 574 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 3: like laugh and nod. But occasionally there have been people 575 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,159 Speaker 3: who have been like I don't like that idea, Like 576 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,400 Speaker 3: I don't like that, I don't like you. 577 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 1: There's been people who have kind of been like that, 578 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 1: who have been like I don't like that idea. And 579 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: there's been over and what would you if you had 580 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 1: to say their name? What would be? Uh? Who's uh? 581 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,880 Speaker 1: Was like that? So he was rude? Was he rude 582 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: to you? 583 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:33,520 Speaker 2: Uh? 584 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,679 Speaker 3: Not to my pitch, not to my pitch, but my 585 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,679 Speaker 3: homie Gary, when Gary pitch whatever Gary's pitch was. 586 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 1: I remember being like, we need more stuff like that. Yeah, 587 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,800 Speaker 1: you gonna fucking lecture comedians about comedy? He really he 588 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 1: really was like no, no, yes, yeah it was. He 589 00:27:53,359 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 1: was very like, Okay, this feels this feels charged, very charging, sad. 590 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,280 Speaker 1: Next one at a basketball game, he ignored me the 591 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,959 Speaker 1: whole time. Well, y'all never talked, and my friend was 592 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,320 Speaker 1: like one over from him. Yeah, So I was like 593 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,760 Speaker 1: talking around my friend. I'm like, come on, at least 594 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 1: say make eye kind of me. Say Hi, I like 595 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: this podcast. You just be talking ship about talking about 596 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,120 Speaker 1: you do a lot of other podcasts in this ship. 597 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 1: He'll be like, I'm not gonna say we could take 598 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,879 Speaker 1: this off, Mike. You'd be like, hey, fucking asshole. But no, 599 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 1: he was. He was fine. 600 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 3: He's very like the the dramatic actors I think sometimes 601 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 3: can think a little too deeply into sketch comedy. I 602 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 3: think sometimes that happens where they can actors, they can 603 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,920 Speaker 3: really be I remember, I remember was. 604 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,400 Speaker 1: I don't know anybody famous? Wow? See, normally this is crazy. 605 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 1: Normally I'm the person in the conversation who's like, who 606 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 1: the fuck is that people were saying this. The first 607 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 1: we were talking is like when I read the Coachella lineup, 608 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,520 Speaker 1: I'm like, who the fuck are these fucking bands? That's 609 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,280 Speaker 1: getting crazy, that's getting I gave up. I'll give him 610 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 1: on all popular culture hit. I hit my thirties and 611 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 1: like all of a sudden, it started looking like Gibbers. 612 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: There was a time where I really wait your forties, 613 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: wait till your forties. Yeah, I could see it's already 614 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: you'll feel like you're in your eighties. 615 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 3: I feel like I'm getting to the edge of really 616 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 3: being able to understand like music for young people. 617 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:24,920 Speaker 1: And I say music, Billy Corgan said, at best, musicians 618 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 1: have four good years because it's like whatever the high 619 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: schoolers or the college kids are listening to. Once they 620 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: get to the end of that four year thing, their 621 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,719 Speaker 1: music tastes change, and then your fucking career is up 622 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 1: and smoke, he goes. If you can last more than 623 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: four years, which is almost nobody except Snoop Dogg in music, 624 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,960 Speaker 1: you've hit the jackpot. 625 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,560 Speaker 3: You know what I was thinking about in this exact 626 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 3: same vein is like, you know, obvious, like Stevie Wonder, 627 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,520 Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder and like he had his like crazy run 628 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 3: in the seventies. He's making like the most popular music 629 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,640 Speaker 3: and like the best music at the same time. 630 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 1: And then imagine being Stevie Wonder. 631 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 3: You're Stevie Wonder, and then like nineteen eighty eight, it's 632 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,200 Speaker 3: like n WA's the thing. 633 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,400 Speaker 1: Now Yeah, you're just like like, well, what the fun 634 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: And then you're like fuck, like I guess I don't 635 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 1: make like I guess I can't make it for a 636 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,040 Speaker 1: musicians that happens fast. Yeah, Comedians get better as they're older. 637 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,520 Speaker 1: If you think about it, you never think of when 638 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: you close your eyes and picture Joan Rivers, George Burns, 639 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 1: mel Brooks, Richard pryor Red Fox their most iconic specials. 640 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 1: Let's say Bernie Mack their most iconic stand up specials. 641 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,560 Speaker 1: They're like, none of them are in their twenties. They're 642 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:43,200 Speaker 1: all forty. George Carlin's greatest shit is he's in his seventies. 643 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 1: He's totally bald, gray hair. The fucking goddamn best thing 644 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: about comedy is like you can be an old fucking 645 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: geezer and you could be at your peak. Musicians just 646 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 1: like fucking they have it tough. 647 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,959 Speaker 3: I wonder if it's gonna be that way for stand 648 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 3: for six. 649 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,240 Speaker 1: The cool the coolest guy in showba is, who's the 650 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,600 Speaker 1: biggest dick at SNL. I heard Drake was the nicest. 651 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 1: That's what my friend was. I missed him, like we friendly, 652 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 1: I go who was the worst? I forgot who he 653 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 1: told me the shittiest was, but he said, uh, Drake 654 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,640 Speaker 1: was the cool. He just like checked in with everybody 655 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,800 Speaker 1: and he goes Hey, if you want to fucking bounce 656 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 1: it off me, like, well I'm not here or whatever, 657 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 1: just let me know. That's like rehears he's an actor 658 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 1: at first. 659 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard he was cool. We I haven't cross 660 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 3: paths with him. He was he he came to the 661 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 3: show before I was there. 662 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 1: I heard my friend who used to write. He didn't 663 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 1: say athletes were like necessarily rude, but he said they're 664 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 1: the hardest to write for. Well, I think be guse, 665 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,520 Speaker 1: athletes are brutal. I think they have they do it. 666 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,040 Speaker 1: They do sports. Well, yeah, I mean it's tough. 667 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 3: It's tough when you're a ball player because like you 668 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,640 Speaker 3: never had to get good at anything else, you know 669 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Like if he's a skill set, it's 670 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,480 Speaker 3: also just like you know what I'm saying, like, imagine 671 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 3: you're there's no way you're you. If you're seven feet 672 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,320 Speaker 3: tall and you can dunk, I don't become you exactly. 673 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 3: There's no reason that you would. And I don't you know, 674 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 3: Like it's one of those things where it's just like 675 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,800 Speaker 3: if you're if you have what Lebron has, then like 676 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,360 Speaker 3: why would you be interesting? 677 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 1: Why would you develop a versonnel? Comedic sense. Then Yeah, 678 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,520 Speaker 1: the comedy I think is just friendly. Blood says that 679 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: quote where she goes talent is just random sprinkles thrown 680 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,600 Speaker 1: across the universe. Like comedy, you're just born with it. 681 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,280 Speaker 1: And if you're lebron, if you're if you're six foot 682 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,280 Speaker 1: eight and you're born two hundred forty pounds and very 683 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,560 Speaker 1: very fast and good fast and good at fast, then 684 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 1: you're like, you're good at that. 685 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,680 Speaker 3: I don't know, do you think we're still going to 686 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,600 Speaker 3: get good old comedians, because I do feel like now 687 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 3: now it's like veer now the old guys, I feel like, 688 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,720 Speaker 3: are all veering into this weird like cancel shit now. 689 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 1: I think, like, I don't know. I mean, Chapelle got 690 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,160 Speaker 1: canceled like his last three specials, and I think he's 691 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 1: probably the highest paid. He's definitely making the most money. Yeah, 692 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,360 Speaker 1: he's definitely lives in exile. And he just sold down 693 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,960 Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. Yeah, he lives like polepot in the woods, 694 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 1: like fucking interesting. He can't even go into he can't 695 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 1: go into a fucking RBS. I was a bit sold 696 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,840 Speaker 1: out Madison Square Garden sure recently. Yeah, I forgot about 697 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:31,120 Speaker 1: that stand up like somehow it's so hard to do 698 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 1: and so a few people do it well that it 699 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:39,680 Speaker 1: triumphs over exile. I don't know. Wait, okay, what's the 700 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,640 Speaker 1: worst bomb at SNL. It can be table read, It 701 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,640 Speaker 1: could be dress reversal. I don't really know how it works. 702 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 1: It could be on It could be ones that aired 703 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 1: like just ones where you were like you you flubbed 704 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,120 Speaker 1: a word out the gate or whatever. It's just like 705 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 1: the audience was like, huh, I will say that was 706 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,360 Speaker 1: worry that the audience. You guys get in our tourists 707 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,520 Speaker 1: from Germany that speak like fourteen languages before they speak 708 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,960 Speaker 1: English and they're like, I'm going to see Wicked on 709 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,760 Speaker 1: Broadway and I'm gonna go to the Apple Bee is next. 710 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 3: It definitely can be I mean that's what it used 711 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,200 Speaker 3: to feel like. You remember doing like those random shows 712 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 3: on like during the middle of the week in like Carolines. 713 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying, and everything shows 714 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: a Hostels, which is like the fucking worst. I don't know. 715 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,640 Speaker 1: People are like, may this place has a room put 716 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,680 Speaker 1: a comedy show in it? Sure? Not a not a 717 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: single person spoke English. I'm like, why what is this 718 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,680 Speaker 1: for I've done show these ideas. You start trying to 719 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,160 Speaker 1: do crowd work, you start trying to ask somebody and 720 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:45,440 Speaker 1: then pointless you'd see them in like I and you're like, oh, Pinocchio, 721 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: we don't. It's like we actually don't speak the same 722 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,759 Speaker 1: language at all. So it's like, I don't know how 723 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,319 Speaker 1: you're gonna. I guess I should just do kind of 724 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,800 Speaker 1: funny faces. Yeah, exactly, you should just do like physical comedies, 725 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,480 Speaker 1: just slipping on banana bill. But kay, So what was 726 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,279 Speaker 1: the hard shows? I keeping? 727 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,799 Speaker 3: I was as the first and foremost I've everyone I've 728 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,240 Speaker 3: seen me and my coworkers have so many bombs. 729 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,759 Speaker 1: You're bombing kind of constantly. It's kind of by kind 730 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,799 Speaker 1: of by design. You are like always eating shit in 731 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,799 Speaker 1: front of your peers. I would say one thing that 732 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: really sticks out to me is in my last season, 733 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,319 Speaker 1: my second season, I did this. 734 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,040 Speaker 3: Character that was like a he was like a barbershop. 735 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,720 Speaker 3: I did an update character. There was a barbershop hustler 736 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 3: who sells like bootleg DVDs. Yeah, and I did it. 737 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,480 Speaker 3: I did it at the table read. It did pretty good, 738 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 3: and so then you get it to go to dress 739 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,520 Speaker 3: and we go to dress. Basically I was supposed to 740 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,279 Speaker 3: be pulling out all these uh the. 741 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,920 Speaker 1: Table read what night? Table reader is Wednesday, tabridge Wednesday, dresses, 742 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: Thursday dresses, Saturday dress is Saturday Saturday morning. 743 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,000 Speaker 3: No, it's Saturday. Like the shows at eleven thirty. The 744 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,960 Speaker 3: dress rehearsal shows at eight o'clock. So you do the 745 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,320 Speaker 3: entire show, oh, right before where you take right before 746 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,440 Speaker 3: the actual recording. 747 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,279 Speaker 1: Uh huh. But stuff gets cut, yes, all the time. 748 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,799 Speaker 1: Table read stuff gets cut, and then dress versal stuff 749 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,239 Speaker 1: gets cut. 750 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,279 Speaker 3: Table read like they'll bring they'll bring like usually like 751 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 3: about forty pieces to table read. 752 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:19,080 Speaker 1: Out of those forty, probably ten get picked, okay. And 753 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,359 Speaker 1: then how many code of dress? Probably yeah, probably around two. 754 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,359 Speaker 1: I mean it'll usually be maybe like and then how 755 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:29,440 Speaker 1: many or nine sketches? How many air? Usually like usually 756 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,319 Speaker 1: some about somewhere between like six and like eight or nine. Oh, 757 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,520 Speaker 1: I guess because you have a commercial break everything. Yeah, 758 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,480 Speaker 1: it's commercials. 759 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,799 Speaker 3: Usually maybe six seven sketches out of the ten will air, 760 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,480 Speaker 3: and then they'll be like one or two pre tapes. 761 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: Why don't you guys pre tape more? I don't know, 762 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,239 Speaker 1: let's just live appeal anymore. I don't give a fuck 763 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: if something's live, that makes no difference to me as 764 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:57,799 Speaker 1: far as value, like comedic value. Whoa, it's live, I 765 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,160 Speaker 1: don't care. But I think you couldn't care less. I'm 766 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,080 Speaker 1: about its called Saturday Night pre taped. We would have 767 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 1: to change the name. That's the thing to lie or 768 00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,960 Speaker 1: just be like I just learned that. I think in 769 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,799 Speaker 1: this in nineteen seventy five, I was like, it's live, man, 770 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: we're hippies and we're doing coke with Dan act right 771 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,799 Speaker 1: back to and it was like, whoa, they might say 772 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,640 Speaker 1: the F word on TV or something like. Now it's 773 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,319 Speaker 1: just like pre tape all of it, Like what are 774 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,239 Speaker 1: we doing? You know? I learned going off fucking Q cards. 775 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,719 Speaker 1: It seems so difficult. It is hard. That would be 776 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,520 Speaker 1: the whole time. I'd be like, I'd be like a 777 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,040 Speaker 1: little kid, like learning how to read. But good, good, 778 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,160 Speaker 1: but good the wait wait wait, wait, can you go 779 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 1: back to the other I wouldn't be able to pay 780 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 1: attention to the other actor. That is the thing that 781 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,520 Speaker 1: you learned about some it's a thing you learned about 782 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,799 Speaker 1: some people not strong readers. I've seen some people who 783 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 1: are really like wizards with the cards. I still I'm 784 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,279 Speaker 1: not good at cold reading. And also oftentimes they look 785 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,799 Speaker 1: at the script one time they haven't perfectly memorized. I'm like, 786 00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,080 Speaker 1: fuck off. 787 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,319 Speaker 3: Also often the shit is getting like changed up until 788 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,319 Speaker 3: the very last second. So there's been times where I 789 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 3: like read the comments and like, why is he looking 790 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,320 Speaker 3: at the Q cards. It's like, because this whole chunk 791 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,640 Speaker 3: got newg Yeah, that's brand new to me. I didn't 792 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,520 Speaker 3: know these lines before they changed. 793 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,120 Speaker 1: You're reading for the first time on air. 794 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 3: They might show it to you. They might be like, oh, hey, 795 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,160 Speaker 3: we changed like that, but I certain you don't know it. 796 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,640 Speaker 1: Off rip. 797 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,880 Speaker 3: And with the cards too, sometimes there will be a 798 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,400 Speaker 3: thing where it's like I'm talking to you, but my 799 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,799 Speaker 3: cards are right there, and naturally I want to look 800 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,480 Speaker 3: at you, but you're supposed to look at the cards, 801 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,960 Speaker 3: and that's supposed to be your eye line. 802 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 1: So there's a weird thing of like trying to difficult, 803 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,520 Speaker 1: trying to be like it's yeah, it's insane, all right, 804 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,799 Speaker 1: where's bomb? Uh? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? The bomb was like, oh, yes, 805 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,960 Speaker 1: I was. I was the hustler. 806 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,439 Speaker 3: I was the barbershop hustler who's selling fake DVDs and 807 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 3: Basically there's a guy off to the side who's like 808 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,960 Speaker 3: handing me the DVDs, but and I'm supposed to hold 809 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,960 Speaker 3: them up and then all the titles are supposed to 810 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,719 Speaker 3: be like things that are obviously like similar to something 811 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,560 Speaker 3: that's going on, but it's a joke titles exactly. It's 812 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,040 Speaker 3: supposed to be joke titles. It was I think that 813 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,200 Speaker 3: was when the Taylor Swift thing was popping, and so 814 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,040 Speaker 3: I had like the Taylor Swift DVD but it said 815 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,760 Speaker 3: like Tyler Strong or something like that, And I didn't 816 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,680 Speaker 3: check the DVDs beforehand, and so I was taking them out, 817 00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,520 Speaker 3: and what I didn't realize until literally until I came off, 818 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,600 Speaker 3: was that I was sitting setting them all up upside down. 819 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,600 Speaker 1: No, and so like they were doing. 820 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,279 Speaker 3: Nobody told Nobody told me until it was until it 821 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,080 Speaker 3: was over, and they were like, hey, bro, like, were. 822 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 1: You trying to do that? Were you trying to do 823 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,200 Speaker 1: that to be funny? Are you next? Were you next 824 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,719 Speaker 1: to Chay and college? Yeah? Wellhy didn't they just make 825 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,879 Speaker 1: a joke about it, like put the props upside up? 826 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, like make a joke about it. It didn't. 827 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,600 Speaker 1: They gotta save. Yet it didn't happen that way. And honestly, 828 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,600 Speaker 1: even despite that. 829 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:56,040 Speaker 3: It did okay, but that really that that tanks the whole. 830 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,719 Speaker 1: Thing, and then it got then it got cut off 831 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,440 Speaker 1: the show. It did not make it. Nobody ever saw it, 832 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,680 Speaker 1: but I know. I literally this was at the dress. 833 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:04,560 Speaker 1: This was address. 834 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,319 Speaker 3: This is address literally nobody told me until I got off. 835 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: I had absolutely I would have killed myself. No, no, no, 836 00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:12,960 Speaker 1: did not did not go to air. But like, and 837 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,400 Speaker 1: also it's like they're doing close ups. They're doing close 838 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,800 Speaker 1: ups on the DVD in the close presssal they should 839 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,799 Speaker 1: have gone, hey, props ups now it would have been nice, 840 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,040 Speaker 1: but hey, why he fucking leave you out to drive? 841 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,440 Speaker 1: That was the thing that I will always remember. That 842 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,120 Speaker 1: was the thing. It's a little strange, and no one 843 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,880 Speaker 1: came to the rescue. It felt crazy. That's a little weird. 844 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,160 Speaker 1: That's like a little bit like you guys, you guys 845 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 1: want me to this sketch up. SORR would be paranoid 846 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,440 Speaker 1: in that situation. I'd be like, you guys, knew not 847 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,520 Speaker 1: a single person just said, hey, just flip them upside up? 848 00:40:46,239 --> 00:41:05,080 Speaker 1: Why yeah, with a redre with any last bombs that 849 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaker 1: could be even a bomb from life. 850 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:11,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I bombed meeting Kendrick Lamar. Bomb mean, Kendrick Lamar. 851 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,680 Speaker 3: It's just here's the thing, I. 852 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,040 Speaker 1: Think, meaning celebrities, especially the ones you like you as. 853 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,719 Speaker 1: That's that's I've learned about s NL, like anybody like 854 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,240 Speaker 1: it's it's. 855 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,040 Speaker 3: So much worse for me when there's somebody that I 856 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,880 Speaker 3: care about. There's oftentimes where there's hosting musical guests and 857 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,719 Speaker 3: I'm just kind of like, whatever, Okay, they got a 858 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,719 Speaker 3: song on TikTok like that. 859 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,280 Speaker 1: Whatever. There's so many people that like don't mean anything 860 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,879 Speaker 1: to me. Every now and again, there will be someone 861 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,560 Speaker 1: at the show who I'm like, legitimately like a huge 862 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,319 Speaker 1: fan of you want to pull it surprise And it 863 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,800 Speaker 1: was my first episode, my first episode, Kendrick Lamar, you're geeking. 864 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,399 Speaker 1: I'm geeked. I'm geeked him on TV for the first time, 865 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,880 Speaker 1: Like I'm talking to the biggest rapper in the world, Like, 866 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I I I also don't know, I 867 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,719 Speaker 1: don't know if he's known to be mister Warmth. Well 868 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:03,919 Speaker 1: that's man, bro, we got to what's your number? Bro? 869 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,920 Speaker 3: That's so fous, But that's in my in my mind. 870 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,160 Speaker 3: That's how like in my mind when I when I 871 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,080 Speaker 3: came to the show, Yeah, that's what you want to do. 872 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,840 Speaker 3: That's how my interactions will go. That's you know what 873 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,680 Speaker 3: I'm saying. Remember when as E's was in the was 874 00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,200 Speaker 3: in the jay Z video and Kanye video. That's how 875 00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,759 Speaker 3: I thought my life was gonna start going. And I 876 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,680 Speaker 3: was like, I being I'm gonna be in somebody video 877 00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:30,000 Speaker 3: probably in the first year or two running around and 878 00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:31,960 Speaker 3: I really can't stress enough how much it didn't go 879 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,440 Speaker 3: like I really I said something so normal. I was 880 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,239 Speaker 3: just like because I had seen him like a month 881 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 3: before I got on the show, I'd seen him at Barclays, 882 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,239 Speaker 3: and I just went up to him and I was 883 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,680 Speaker 3: just like, hey, bro, it's so good to meet you, 884 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,040 Speaker 3: which is like, also, I don't think you should talk 885 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,960 Speaker 3: like that to rappers, you know what I'm saying. I'm 886 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,600 Speaker 3: talking to him like he's just like like the rappers 887 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 3: have a whole other, like piece of their psyche. That's like, 888 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,000 Speaker 3: it's just different. It's not like meeting like a like 889 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,799 Speaker 3: a regular person. But I up and I was like, Hey, man, 890 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,000 Speaker 3: it's so good to meet you. I just saw your 891 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,560 Speaker 3: show at Barclay's, Like, bro, that ship was lit, Like 892 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,600 Speaker 3: I loved I love the show, and he just I 893 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,240 Speaker 3: was like, that was a great show and he goes. 894 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:16,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not even thanks. Thanks is the same amount 895 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,879 Speaker 1: of energy as Yeah. He was like, yeah, I know, yeah, 896 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:24,000 Speaker 1: I think to be that successful, he's very talented. But 897 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,680 Speaker 1: to be that successful and fearless, you have to have 898 00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,400 Speaker 1: an ego. There's no person that does. But I met his. 899 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,080 Speaker 1: I met Baby Keeman. He was like the most laid back, 900 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,880 Speaker 1: no arrogance at all. He was like, hey, man, you 901 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,120 Speaker 1: want to get some spaghetti? And I was like, fuck yeah. 902 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,920 Speaker 1: I was that Carbone. We were at Barclay's. We were 903 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,279 Speaker 1: watching a Brooklyn Nets game. Oh yeah, my buddy was 904 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,600 Speaker 1: friends with him. Yeah. So we sat at the Carbones 905 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,000 Speaker 1: backstage and like he couldn't have been more down dirt, 906 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,279 Speaker 1: the opposite experience. That's good. What are you up to man? 907 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,400 Speaker 1: You're funny man? Yeah, Like like I felt like I 908 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,080 Speaker 1: was like talking to like my cousin. And I was 909 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,960 Speaker 1: like so happy that he was so nice and so 910 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,640 Speaker 1: down to earth. I was like few but that I 911 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,680 Speaker 1: love Baby. I saw Baby Heames first ever in New 912 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,160 Speaker 1: York City show No Way I saw Kendrick and baby 913 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,440 Speaker 1: Keema at Stable Center which is now called Crypto dot 914 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,520 Speaker 1: Com or you know, they gotta change that. They gotta 915 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,560 Speaker 1: change that. That can't they can't keep that. That's really so, 916 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,040 Speaker 1: this is not cool. I thought it was a joke 917 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,960 Speaker 1: when someone first said that, Yeah, I thought like I 918 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,799 Speaker 1: thought somebody was making a weird joke. And then I 919 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,680 Speaker 1: got there, and I've been to fucking a million Lakers games. 920 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: It's been the Stable Center for years. And then like 921 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,960 Speaker 1: I got there, I was like, this really happened. This 922 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,800 Speaker 1: is a fucking Ponzi scheme. This is a con. I 923 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,279 Speaker 1: can't believe they did it. And the Miami Dolphins at 924 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,080 Speaker 1: one point almost got bought by bang Bros. It was 925 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,880 Speaker 1: almost the Bangro Stadium and all from Miami. All my 926 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,560 Speaker 1: friends are like, yes, that was the most Miami ship 927 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,320 Speaker 1: that would have been. Let that happen, and they NFL 928 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,520 Speaker 1: would have let it happen. That would have been I 929 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,319 Speaker 1: really do wish that could have happened. That have been 930 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 1: so bad. I would have become a Dolphins fan just 931 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,680 Speaker 1: off my drinking. God. That was just so horrible, and 932 00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,120 Speaker 1: they've been horrible in my whole life. The heat stadium 933 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 1: was named after that one company that went down, right, 934 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,680 Speaker 1: wasn't it like the f the ft x Uh? They 935 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,160 Speaker 1: were American Airlines and there casseis or something they get 936 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,799 Speaker 1: bought by. I thought they got bought by like one 937 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,040 Speaker 1: of those like big not probably. I thought the naming 938 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,279 Speaker 1: rights was like, who's the crypto guy that just like 939 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,959 Speaker 1: who went to prison for a long time. I thought 940 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:29,799 Speaker 1: he had maybe maybe same bankman. Fami is the only 941 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:34,120 Speaker 1: city that's like it like is proud of its corruption. 942 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:40,400 Speaker 1: It's so proud of how corrupt it is. It's like cartoonishly. 943 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,880 Speaker 1: We have so much pride to being scum. I did 944 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,239 Speaker 1: not know you were from Miami. Yeah. Yeah, well I 945 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,040 Speaker 1: was born in Miami, but I grew up in Bookers 946 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,920 Speaker 1: in Florida, which is way lamer. It's where the Golden 947 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,480 Speaker 1: Girls TV show to explain that's play. So I grew 948 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,319 Speaker 1: up at like an old folks home basically. But it's 949 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,320 Speaker 1: like I don't really ever claim Miami just because I 950 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,080 Speaker 1: don't want people to be like, nah, he's a fucking 951 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:04,080 Speaker 1: large ship. Yeah, Miami is the only town that's like 952 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,280 Speaker 1: fuck yeah, we're bang bro Stadia where the corrupt, crypto 953 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,160 Speaker 1: fucking guy in jail. If you're like going to jail 954 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,040 Speaker 1: or like anything, we're like, yeah, the cops are like 955 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,480 Speaker 1: notoriously more criminal than the criminals. 956 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,800 Speaker 3: Miami, as I understand, it is really like a city. 957 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,480 Speaker 3: It's like a flex city. Like everybody's always trying to 958 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,040 Speaker 3: flex that they got the flyest shit or that they're 959 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,400 Speaker 3: doing the coolest thing ever. 960 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,880 Speaker 1: The worst drivers in the world. Yeah, it's one of 961 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,799 Speaker 1: my favorite cities. It's super fun. It's tropical Vegas. You 962 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,520 Speaker 1: can't go there too long or you'll die. I have 963 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:40,200 Speaker 1: a drug overdose. But it is one of my favorite cities. 964 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,040 Speaker 1: As can I tell you about Speaking of Miami, can 965 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,680 Speaker 1: I tell you about the time I bombed a city? Yeah, like, 966 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,960 Speaker 1: just like I did such a bat I took a 967 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,920 Speaker 1: trip to Miami. It was one of the worst trips 968 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,479 Speaker 1: I've ever taken. Me gonna be rough. 969 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,640 Speaker 3: It was no, no, no, I didn't do a show. 970 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,239 Speaker 3: I didn't do a show. This is literally this is 971 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,839 Speaker 3: like deep in the pandemic. I just kind of needed 972 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,840 Speaker 3: to like get out. I needed to get out of 973 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:03,400 Speaker 3: New York. 974 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,120 Speaker 1: City, so I like, there's no rules. People were like 975 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,520 Speaker 1: over mouthed, coughing COVID into each other faces. 976 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,560 Speaker 3: But here's the thing is, I thought it was going 977 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,080 Speaker 3: to be like that when I went down to Miami. 978 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,080 Speaker 3: When I actually got down there, it was like the 979 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,960 Speaker 3: it was like a three week period where like Miami 980 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,640 Speaker 3: was actually shut down, and I. 981 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,480 Speaker 1: Really I didn't know it was going to be like this. 982 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,760 Speaker 1: You were there the only three weeks exactly. It literally 983 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,160 Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be open, and I 984 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,880 Speaker 1: was like kind of down. I was just like whatever, 985 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Speaker 1: I need to like be a person and like do 986 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:29,919 Speaker 1: some like regular ship. 987 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,520 Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many l's I took on 988 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,120 Speaker 3: this trip. It was like it was miraculous. That sucks, 989 00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:36,800 Speaker 3: Like it was really, I'll take it. I'll take you 990 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:37,800 Speaker 3: down there. I'll show you around. 991 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,160 Speaker 1: Let's go to my I would love to go to my. 992 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,680 Speaker 1: You know who's a Latin dude on SNL. That's Miami. Marcelo, 993 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,879 Speaker 1: Marcello he is, that's a Miami boy, that's Miami. He'll 994 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,040 Speaker 1: take you, He'll take you. That's in Miami. You will 995 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,120 Speaker 1: spend money with him. He is always telling me. He's 996 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,920 Speaker 1: always like, bro, you got to come on, bro, come 997 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,640 Speaker 1: to Miami. Yeah, I do feel like I'll take you 998 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,960 Speaker 1: out there. But he'll take you down and down Ondre 999 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,720 Speaker 1: like dirty. Yeah, I feel like I trust, I trust 1000 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,680 Speaker 1: that he will show you the real ship. I need 1001 00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,359 Speaker 1: to do it one of these days because my trip 1002 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,879 Speaker 1: went bad. I like, no, no, you need to redo. Yeah, 1003 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,120 Speaker 1: I got to do another one for sure. Devon, you 1004 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,600 Speaker 1: were named after Devon Aoki from Yeah, from the Fast 1005 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,000 Speaker 1: and Furious movies. Yeah, yeah, I'm assuming Yeah, yeah, you're 1006 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,640 Speaker 1: named after both Devon and Paul Walker. My dad, my 1007 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:21,520 Speaker 1: dad saw that movie. 1008 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,239 Speaker 3: I was like nine at that point, and my dad 1009 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,800 Speaker 3: was like, I used to have a different name. My 1010 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,879 Speaker 3: name used to be Samuel. And then he watched that. 1011 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,760 Speaker 1: So powerful. He said, let's go ahead, and we're waving 1012 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,400 Speaker 1: a checker and flag around now, just go ahead. Forget 1013 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,000 Speaker 1: all those first nine years. That's over. He goes, Fuck, 1014 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,000 Speaker 1: I'm going let's go to d m V. Change your 1015 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,440 Speaker 1: name right now, Steve Aoki sister, that's all part of 1016 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,919 Speaker 1: the reason you got name changed. Thank you so much. 1017 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,200 Speaker 1: Thanks for having me, Bro. I appreciate you for sure. Amen, Amen, 1018 00:48:51,960 --> 00:49:03,279 Speaker 1: happy passover. I'll be with a Recondre. All right, listen up, 1019 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,680 Speaker 1: we got some special for you. Got a burning story 1020 00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,440 Speaker 1: that you're riching to tell about when you bombed or 1021 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,160 Speaker 1: absolutely failed in life. Now's your chance to tell me 1022 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,800 Speaker 1: about it. I want to hear your worst, most cringe 1023 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,600 Speaker 1: worthy what the hell was I thinking? 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