1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Oh man, yep, yeah it is. No, it's not there. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: It is. Hey, we are one day away. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 2: Ray, don't piss down my leg and tell me it's 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 2: not rainy. 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: It's one day away from the college football playoff? Are 6 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 1: you ready? Do you arouty? You're ready? 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 3: Your around it. 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 1: That guy won't be watching because Tennessee ain't there. But 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,119 Speaker 1: I will say this, that custodian lady that works here 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: the singing that won agt uh no. But my thing 11 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: is the lady that works here and does our cleaning. 12 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 2: You know, her name's Anna. 13 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 1: I don't know her name, Ray, what is the PC 14 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,520 Speaker 1: thing to say custodian cleaning landing. Well, here's the thing. 15 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,599 Speaker 1: I don't say real name, so I wasn't gonna say 16 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 1: her real name. But that's cool. Oh she works here, 17 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 1: and I mean she might have the best job in 18 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: the world because this building is empty. There's no one 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: that works in this office. There's maybe twenty people, and 20 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: we have desks for three thousand, Like, we have three 21 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: thousand desks and twenty people that use the day. She 22 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: gets here at what time? Nine o'clock? 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 2: Bro, I'm not the time clock keeper. 24 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: No, she might get here at nine o'clock. 25 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 2: Well, we do normal. 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: Normal is nine to five. 27 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 2: Hey, use what we're given in visuals. Does she close 28 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 2: the bathroom while we're here? 29 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: Yes? 30 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 2: Does she close the bathroom when I'm here at two am? 31 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: No? 32 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 2: Three am? No, four am, no five am. Never seen 33 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 2: her close it thein No, so she could get it 34 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 2: at six. I think she gets in here at like 35 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 2: nine because I think she works nine to five. She 36 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 2: leaves when the salespeople leave a song. They're all riding 37 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 2: the elevator down at the same time at five pm. Dude, 38 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 2: it is nine to forty five and I go to 39 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 2: take a peek. No, the bathroom is not closed, right, 40 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 2: the bathroom is open. You are free to use the bathroom. 41 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: But where it's called take a slash? Where is the 42 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: cleaning lady? Why is she here for eight hours every day, 43 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: nine hours, nine to five? How many hours is at 44 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: eight hours? 45 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 2: There's two bathrooms, there's two floors. 46 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: Have you been upstairs? That is not our offices? Scoopa 47 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: said we could take a bathroom there. Yeah, we can 48 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: take a bathroom, but that she doesn't clean up there. 49 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 1: She cleans our floor only. 50 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go take a slash. 51 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. 52 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:16,519 Speaker 2: Justin said, it's British and he had work. He started 53 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 2: telling people he's gonna go take a slash. 54 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds like he's gonna cut his wrists. No, 55 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,119 Speaker 1: it just means drain your lizards. Well, he may cut 56 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: his wrists after Friday, when the Texas Longhorns play out 57 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: the Ohio State Buckeyes quinn Ewers versus old team. His 58 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,799 Speaker 1: old teammates. Him and Jack Sawyer used to be roommates, 59 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: he said. But that's not let me get off track, dude. 60 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: To clean this office, it takes her about ten minutes 61 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: because she gets here at nine, She does her rounds, 62 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 1: cleans everything. Nine forty five. Where is the cleaning lady. 63 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 2: I'm guessing gone. 64 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: No, she is sitting in the conference room with the 65 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: forty chairs at a big desk. She's got her feet 66 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 1: on another chair, she's got a box of mic and ikes, 67 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: and she's watching TV on her phone overlooking downtown Nashville. 68 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: This is why she's here from nine to five. She 69 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: cleaned for thirty minutes. From nine to nine thirty nine 70 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: forty five. Time to prop up in the break room 71 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: or conference room, sorry, and watch the skyline I was like, 72 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 1: she has the best job in the world. 73 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 2: That is pretty legit. I gotta say, I thought the 74 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,399 Speaker 2: truckers had it make they get to sit and listen 75 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 2: to any podcasts they are but also Osha approved, you 76 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 2: gotta be given a fifteen minute break every morning and afternoon. 77 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: I understand that she'd been there for thirty minutes. She's 78 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: been here for thirty minutes, and there's nothing to clean 79 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: because no one has been here overnight. There's no one 80 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: that's made a mess from five pm last night until 81 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: nine am when she gets here because the studios. No 82 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: one cleans the studios. They don't vacuum the studios. 83 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 2: No And Gator was in here sleep in the other day, 84 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 2: Actually wasn't. I think he was taking a phone call. 85 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 2: But you could tell that there were fingerprints everywhere. It's 86 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 2: not just ours. If I was to do a forensics. 87 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just very interesting to me. I just 88 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: saw that today and I was like, Wow, that lady 89 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: is really with her feet propped on another chair, watching 90 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 1: TV on her phone and eating a box of mic 91 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: and Ikes at nine forty five in the morning. 92 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 2: You saw at a different time than me because me personally, 93 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 2: she was changing trash. I had to wait for her 94 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 2: to get back in the studio. 95 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: She was, Uh, what is it. 96 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 2: It's a bagging and dragging man. 97 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: No, she bags in drags from nine to nine thirty. 98 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 2: No, she was bagging and dragging at noon on her 99 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 2: lunch break. 100 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: Oh so she went back to work, Like, is there 101 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: really a reason to unbag the trash at noon? Why 102 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: not wait till five? It ain't like it's overflown with trash. See, 103 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 1: I got to give her props. I'm on your side 104 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: about being an easy job. 105 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 2: I'm all about that. Guys work harder, less, smarter, more life, 106 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 2: less stress. But let me say this about her. Dude, 107 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 2: what if she was bagging and dragging on her lunch 108 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 2: break and then when you saw her doing the mic 109 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 2: and ike TV, that was her lunch break. 110 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: That maybe nine forty five. I don't think so. But hey, 111 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: let's just start the show. I just saw that. I 112 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 1: just wanted to comment. We got so much to talk about. 113 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: We don't want to spend the whole time on the 114 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:12,119 Speaker 1: custodian lady. 115 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 2: Do you remember the one time she came in the 116 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,919 Speaker 2: studio and vacuumed. 117 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: I do remember that during a. 118 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,359 Speaker 2: Live bit and bones just sat there and waited for 119 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 2: her to finish vacuuming. Yeah, that was awesome. 120 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: There was some ceiling debris that had fallen onto the 121 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: stage and we needed to get it cleaned asap, and 122 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 1: she came in and on the spot that's her name, 123 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: hitting it. Arnold is back, Arnold. I was with Anna 124 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: eating making eggs. 125 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 2: Okay, well you're with us, Now what do you need 126 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 2: another fifteen minute break? 127 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,159 Speaker 1: I think she's great. 128 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 2: I think she's great. I'm all for it because guess what. 129 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 2: There's never been more than two cans in the trash 130 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 2: or paper plates or coffee cups at the same time, 131 00:05:53,160 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 2: and it smells like evergreen. People smile the kitchen. I 132 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 2: would I would almost have a child in that kitchen. 133 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 2: It's so clean. 134 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because there's not anybody that uses it. But 135 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: and it might not have been Mike and Ic. It 136 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: might have been good in plenty ray. It's sterile, is 137 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: what you're looking for. 138 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 2: Have you ever taken a slash and said, this bathroom 139 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 2: isn't clean, No, your honor, because it is always clean. 140 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,479 Speaker 1: Because there's only twenty people that work here, so only 141 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,920 Speaker 1: eight of them use that bathroom. 142 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 2: In fact, I have never once taken a slash in 143 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 2: there and thought this toilet just had a slash. I've 144 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 2: never thought that. I've always thought, man, I'm the first 145 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 2: slash of the day. 146 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I keep you keep saying slash, and I keep thinking, 147 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: what the hell is you talking about? When you're talking 148 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: about break bathroom? Is it bathroom break or just break? 149 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 1: Slash means you're gonna go take a leak? Got it? 150 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 2: They say it in Britain. 151 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 1: Okay, I've never been to Britain, so I don't know 152 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: if that's true or false. I can't I can I 153 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,719 Speaker 1: cannot debate that. I don't have any argument. Arnold, where 154 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:54,279 Speaker 1: were you. 155 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,719 Speaker 2: Leading up to this podcast? I was eating mic and 156 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 2: eggs and then I took a slash. 157 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: He's with me on it, dude. Hey, hey, and Arnold 158 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: is smarter than me. So I'm done. I'm done arguing 159 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 1: about it. Let's go. 160 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 2: Can we take a slash on the party bus? 161 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna need We're gonna need to party bus Friday night. 162 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: I can't wait after the happy hour at Chiefs Bar 163 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: next Friday, Next Friday, Chiefs Bar open bar. 164 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 2: Just in his purchases tickets. 165 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about Sorelosers dot Com. He sent 166 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: me a confirmation. 167 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 2: I said, thanks, I don't need this all forward to 168 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 2: the correct parties. 169 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: I'm glad to see that he is finally on board. 170 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:37,239 Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. Wait, oh the what two 171 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: three sore losers? 172 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 3: What up? 173 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: Everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so 174 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because 175 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: I'm pretty much a sports genius. 176 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 2: Y'all. It's Sison. I'm from the north. I'm in Alpha Male. 177 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 2: I live on the North side in Nashville. 178 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: Baser. 179 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 2: It was the west it was downtown. 180 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: But I do move. 181 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 2: I tend to a little bit. Talked to Barbara corkor 182 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 2: and she said, sell when you can, and we did. 183 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 2: We sold that apartment for zero dollars. Then we moved 184 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 2: to another apartment in the west side, sold that one 185 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 2: for zero dollars. Then we moved to a house on 186 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 2: the north side. I need a little bit more of 187 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 2: an intro. I met a Broadway girl, her name's Beazer. 188 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 2: We moved to the country. We have two point two acres, 189 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 2: two point three kids. I'll have a hard attack when 190 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 2: I'm seventy two I actually moved that up a little 191 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 2: bit because of the alcohol consumption over the past month, 192 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 2: and then also the convention that's gonna take some months 193 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 2: off people's lives. Coach over to you not to be depressing. 194 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't looked at the list. I don't know 195 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: if Sam's coming. I don't know if Laurie's coming. Laurie 196 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: was on the fence, and I mean if Laurie and 197 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: her No Voice don't show up, I don't really know 198 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 1: if it's a convention. If Sam doesn't show up in 199 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: his deck dot Cowboys gear for them being on vacation. 200 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 1: I mean, the Cowboys are on vacation. Why wouldn't Sam 201 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: come on vacation. I'm not sure. I haven't looked. That 202 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: was my reporting, but I did sit down last night 203 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 1: and I was like, what am I gonna watch on TV? Man, 204 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,679 Speaker 1: I'm flipping around the channels or some college basketball is 205 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: gonna Tennessee Florida. That's a blowout. Okay, Auburn and Texas. 206 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: They don't play till later. Okay, let me chick that 207 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: Auburn did by five. They were up by like double 208 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,079 Speaker 1: digits and then Texas made it close in the last 209 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: two minutes. 210 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 2: That's a final fourteen. 211 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they're really good. They had one guy that 212 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,240 Speaker 1: had made fifty one free throws in a row. He 213 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: missed one last night. And then I flipped over to 214 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 1: ESPN and I watched what could be called the dumbest 215 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 1: shit I've ever seen in my life. 216 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 2: T G I Golf, and I. 217 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: Don't even know if it's called TGL golf or it's 218 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,439 Speaker 1: just called TGL. I don't know what it is. I 219 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: don't know what it's called, but this is some brainchild 220 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 1: of Rory and Tiger. And I watched it for about 221 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 1: six minutes, and I said, this is what happens when 222 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:53,200 Speaker 1: someone has way too much money, they're bored and they 223 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 1: spend millions. I don't know how much caught they did 224 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: to build this shit. It's a waste of money. 225 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 2: It's gone a I was walking into work today and 226 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:04,839 Speaker 2: I always see either the Top ten, which i'll stop 227 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,200 Speaker 2: and walk watch at about one am, or I see 228 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 2: a little Scott van Pelt if it's a late football game, 229 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 2: so i'll see the highlights. And it was airing TLC 230 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 2: TGL TGL and I saw Tiger, I saw Rory, I 231 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:22,320 Speaker 2: saw teams. It looked like the world's most confusing golf game. 232 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 2: That wasn't at put shack No, because that thing fucking sucks. 233 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: Well are they partnering with us? No? No, not all right, 234 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 1: but I mean this is it's professional golf versus Xander 235 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:40,040 Speaker 1: Schaffle was there last night and they hit off of 236 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: they hit off into a screen and then if they 237 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 1: hit the fairway, they either hit it off the grass, 238 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:50,200 Speaker 1: the rough or sand back into the screen and then 239 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 1: if it lands on the green, they go put their 240 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,320 Speaker 1: ball on the green. Where dude, you want audio? It 241 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: is so damn stupid. 242 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,560 Speaker 2: Tiger Wood's talking about it with Rory. 243 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,440 Speaker 1: You hit it kind of middle of screen, high middle, 244 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: and the guy says, can you hit the camera? I said, 245 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: I don't know where it's the camera. I'm top Okay, 246 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,880 Speaker 1: hold on first shun. 247 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 2: Yeah that was tier're hitting the camera. 248 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 1: I mean, so what did he get ten points? No? No, no, 249 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,520 Speaker 1: you hit the fairway. So then if you hit the fairway, 250 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,560 Speaker 1: you hit it off one place where it's regular grass. 251 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:27,960 Speaker 1: If you hit the rough, you move it over to 252 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 1: this patch it's the gruff, and you hit it back 253 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,839 Speaker 1: into the screen. If you hit it in the sand, 254 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: and guess what You go in the sand and you 255 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: hit it into the screen. It is so stupid. 256 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 2: Well, I like it, no, because I saw it, and 257 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 2: I honestly thought it was a replay of Tiger playing 258 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 2: with his kid they did two weeks ago, or his 259 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 2: father's son, and they lost to that one guy, uh 260 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 2: Spielberg and his kid. 261 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 1: So I thought it was. 262 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 2: Something like that. But then I saw this highlight on 263 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 2: Sports Center that it's with the audio of Tiger, and 264 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 2: then I knew rich guy got a brainchild. Yeah, had 265 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:57,959 Speaker 2: an idea. 266 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 1: Rory and Tiger had this great idea. And I don't understand, Like, 267 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 1: so these professional golfers are gonna go play this before 268 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: they go play the Like it's the week of the Masters, 269 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 1: and they got to go play in the tgl Open 270 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: first on Tuesday night and then fly to the Masters. 271 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:16,920 Speaker 1: I don't understand it. You're on teams. I don't really 272 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: know if you're playing best ball. 273 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,079 Speaker 2: I don't know. 274 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,240 Speaker 1: I watched six minutes and it was and I was done. 275 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 2: Here's the problem, guys. And so with television shows and 276 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 2: radio shows, we understand it, we understand bits. We make 277 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 2: them as understandable to the audience as possible. We always 278 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,679 Speaker 2: think of a mom and a van or a trucker, 279 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,680 Speaker 2: and once you lose them, you lose the show. There 280 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 2: used to be a thing called Battle the Network Stars. 281 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 2: It was back in the fifty six I remember that 282 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 2: way back in the day. Then they revamped it in 283 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,679 Speaker 2: I want to say two thousands, and it was the 284 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 2: world's most confusing show. So they took Reality, they took 285 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:54,839 Speaker 2: Real World kids, people from Amazing Race, American Idol, then 286 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 2: Big Brother and they threw them all together and they 287 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,199 Speaker 2: said compete in teams in games, and it was called 288 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,320 Speaker 2: Battle the Network Stars. What it should have been is 289 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 2: you compete as a Big Brother person against Real World 290 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 2: against Reality bachelorettes. It would be all women, Bachelor's all men. Instead, 291 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 2: they put them all on different teams and every day 292 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:15,320 Speaker 2: they'd rotate different teams and they would have a losing 293 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,960 Speaker 2: team and they could trade a player. It was the 294 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 2: world's most confusing shit. It went off the air and 295 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,040 Speaker 2: never had a successful second season. 296 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: Will Kerr going off the air. 297 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,440 Speaker 2: So that's what I'm saying. If you don't make the 298 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 2: show understandable to this guy, you're out. Keep it simple, stupid, 299 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 2: I'll hang up and listen. 300 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 1: I here's a text from the Fellas. I'm in a 301 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: group chat with Garrett, Greg, Jacob, and Don and Garrett 302 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:43,200 Speaker 1: texts at Peyton, Yeah, at eight forty three pm, anybody 303 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,800 Speaker 1: watching the TGL event and Don replies I was about 304 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 1: to text the same question picture of him watching the 305 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:55,120 Speaker 1: event and Garrett, I just turned it on. Don says, 306 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 1: I've had it on for a few minutes. I'm a 307 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:00,839 Speaker 1: little confused. I'm trying to figure out how to like it, 308 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 1: and Garrett replied I'm confused as well, and has a 309 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:10,240 Speaker 1: live feel with the music playing, and then Don said 310 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,120 Speaker 1: everything outside of fifty yards is simulated. Then they hit 311 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: off real grass and sand for fairway shots. Everything else 312 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 1: is played out in the stadium. The green rotates and 313 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,440 Speaker 1: can change undulations. Not sure about the team format and 314 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: how it works. Seems weird and it seems like it 315 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,560 Speaker 1: is straight out of the live playbook. And Garrett said, 316 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,080 Speaker 1: you can play a hammer and it makes the hole 317 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 1: worth two points. 318 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, give me the dickhammer. 319 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: I'll do that. 320 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 2: One man tiger over to you. Yeah, Rory Oh. 321 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 1: I hit the sign and then Don said, I'm not 322 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 1: sure how much I'll watch moving forward. I can say 323 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,280 Speaker 1: I gave it an opportunity. If I had a chance 324 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 1: to go play it, I guess I would try it. 325 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but until I'm until I get asked to 326 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 1: leave or missing the screen and breaking the scoreboard. What 327 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 1: happens then? And I said, maybe I'm a Karen, but 328 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: this shit is stupid. I don't get it. These dudes 329 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: are going to play this and also PGA tour events. 330 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 1: That's where Greg comes in and says, I probably just 331 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 1: watched the only five minutes of it I'll ever watch. 332 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 1: And then Garrett said, I watched it for about fifteen 333 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 1: minutes and I'm done with it. 334 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 2: He got in that quarter hour. 335 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 1: And then Don said, I've seen the excellence of Tiger 336 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 1: on the course. I've heard about his ability on the range, 337 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,040 Speaker 1: but I don't know what this shit is they have 338 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: on my screen. 339 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 2: Dude, if the ghost of Tiger twenty years ago could 340 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,560 Speaker 2: flash forward hit himself at TLC event airing on TLC, 341 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 2: it's Tiger, A couple kids slapping playing slap dick, Come on, 342 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,160 Speaker 2: get out of here, man. 343 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,600 Speaker 1: So I appreciate when what Ray says his quote is 344 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 1: rich people waste their money on the dumbest shit Tiger 345 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: Woods and Rory and all these sponsors. They wasted their 346 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,440 Speaker 1: money on some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. 347 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here at my entrance, I have this this 348 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 2: beautiful chandelier that it's like blocked from the outside so 349 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 2: only you and your wife see it when you're in 350 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 2: the coke closet. Yep, you guys got rich. 351 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 1: Because that's some dumb shit. 352 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 2: I always say it. 353 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when you know somebody got rich. Oh yeah, hey, man, 354 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: you see these shoes three thousand dollars? 355 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 2: Oh you got rich? That's stupid as shit. 356 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,360 Speaker 1: You're gonna walk on the pavement with three thousand dollars shoes? 357 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: Like where the gum? Like the gum and shit like. 358 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 2: You gotta say the thing. I still don't understand. Look 359 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 2: at these country artists, they all got them watches. Billy's 360 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 2: into it, deep into it, loves it. 361 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 1: Me. 362 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 2: I ain't got a Rolex. They are all into it, dude. 363 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: This watch thing is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Yeah, 364 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: I mean, how many watches do you need? Man? That 365 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: they have to be different? You what I'm saying. They 366 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,440 Speaker 1: all got to be role axes. 367 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:53,800 Speaker 3: Oh oh. 368 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 1: The announcers had to act like they're excited about this shit, 369 00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:00,560 Speaker 1: It says Fitzy with a wicked pitch. I don't know. 370 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 1: I totally stupid. Like I saw Xander, he was supposed 371 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: to chip off. He was off the green he was 372 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: chipping on and he hit it and it rolled off 373 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, man fluffed it or whatever. I 374 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,879 Speaker 1: don't know what the hell he said. And then he 375 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: chipped it again and didn't make the green, and the 376 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: crowd kind of goes boom and he goes, yeah, I'll 377 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,040 Speaker 1: boom me too. Great commentary, guys. 378 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,919 Speaker 2: Hopefully the convention will be more interesting when we do 379 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 2: the live podcast. 380 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,959 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it's gonna because that TGL. If 381 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,600 Speaker 1: you watch that ship, please help me understand why it's 382 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 1: good and can the public go play this, because if not, 383 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 1: then what the hell is the point? 384 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,320 Speaker 2: It would be funny have a dude from Nashville that 385 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 2: plays Munis to go do this. 386 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,479 Speaker 1: Maybe I'd watch it. You pair him up with Tiger 387 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: and there, I don't know, it accidentally hits Tiger the 388 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 1: goat dude. So yeah, TGL, I watched it last night. 389 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 1: Absolutely stupid. When we come back, we're gonna find out 390 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,919 Speaker 1: what was in the box. What was in the box? 391 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 1: Ray told us on Monday he bought a box. I've 392 00:17:54,800 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 1: been wondering. We'll be right back with him, man, Yeah, 393 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 1: was it Boomer's birthday or his Christmas? 394 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 2: This is his birthday, dude, Thanks for the text. 395 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,359 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't have his number because he's like 396 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 1: twelve exactly. 397 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,199 Speaker 2: That's how I feel when you tell me thanks for 398 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 2: the text for golfing when I know you have eighteen kids. 399 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know Boomer. I can't text Boomer. 400 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,640 Speaker 1: That'd be awkward as right. 401 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 2: It wouldn't makes sense for you to text Boomer and 402 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,560 Speaker 2: it whend it makes sense for me to text you 403 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 2: to be the threesome for golf with me and Justin. 404 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,960 Speaker 2: Three way never works on the course. 405 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: Well it does on TGL. Baby, there are teams at three. 406 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,879 Speaker 2: Should have done that joke last segment, I know. So anyways, 407 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,200 Speaker 2: we're at the Winds birthday New Year's Eve. 408 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,679 Speaker 1: Oh that's right. We talked about that Justin has the 409 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: same birthday. 410 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 2: Always a party on your birthday. That's the upside the down. 411 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 1: Here that you're Justin and me have the same birthday. 412 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 2: Odd next to Christmas, So Boomer gets half the present, 413 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,439 Speaker 2: so it's give and take. Also, he could have been 414 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 2: the New Year's Eve Baby of the Year, missed it. 415 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,919 Speaker 1: He was New Year's Eve. Not really an award for that. 416 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 1: It's oh when they're always like, oh, the first baby 417 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,120 Speaker 1: of the year, but the one on the West Coast 418 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 1: never has a chance to be and all you have 419 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:06,879 Speaker 1: to be on the East coast. 420 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,520 Speaker 2: About the Australia dude, the koalas freaking kangaroos man. So 421 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,840 Speaker 2: we do this box at Myers. You wouldn't know it. 422 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 2: It's in Michigan grocery store. Garrett probably knows. 423 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 1: Oh, Oscar Myers, No, Myers. I think I've been to 424 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:24,240 Speaker 1: a Myers great store. Emmy y e R m E 425 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 1: I y e. 426 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,680 Speaker 2: It's tough to spelling live radio. 427 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 1: Dude at Myers grocery storem e I y e R 428 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 1: Myers grocery Store. 429 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,240 Speaker 2: Em e I y e R. 430 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh well, oh Emmy I j E R Bowling Green, 431 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: Kentucky as a Myyer All right, can I get to 432 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 1: the box Meyers shop all departments? 433 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 3: What in the box? 434 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,120 Speaker 1: They got grocery electronics So it's like a Walmart. 435 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly like H. E. B. Garrett, he would know 436 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 2: got it, And so we're at this not a lot 437 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 2: going on. 438 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,600 Speaker 1: I believe we were picking up. What the hell were 439 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 1: we doing there? Were we? What the hell? How did 440 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 1: I not remember what the first place was we were 441 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:14,840 Speaker 1: gonna go there for? 442 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,720 Speaker 2: Maybe it was just to get a booze. So we 443 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 2: got one of those little bombs you get in the 444 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 2: alcohol aisle. It's called a chiller bomb. 445 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 1: Chiller bomb. Never heard of it, man, chiller bomb. It was. 446 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 2: Espresso martini bomb. 447 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 1: Oh, I know what I'm talking about. They are called buzzballs. 448 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:39,399 Speaker 2: Buzzballs. We did one. Me, Maria and Baser split it. 449 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,399 Speaker 2: Boomer was driving. 450 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,240 Speaker 1: You went a muff, Yeah, got it, And so we 451 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: did that one. Did we get a couple groceries? Maybe 452 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,320 Speaker 1: that was the whole reason we went there in the 453 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,639 Speaker 1: first place. So got our bags. 454 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 2: Well we go to an aisle and it's Boomer's birthday 455 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 2: and so we're all thinking of that, and. 456 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,360 Speaker 1: There's no seventeen, got it. 457 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,640 Speaker 2: There's a box and it says mystery box and it's 458 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 2: sports memorabilia cards, but. 459 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:08,160 Speaker 1: It's fifty dollars. Oh oh, and so at that potn't 460 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: guarantee that there's gonna be like it could be a 461 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,960 Speaker 1: pack of cards. It could be a football sign, it 462 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: could be a helmet, could be anything. 463 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 2: So on the outside of the box it says nine 464 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:25,399 Speaker 2: packs of cards guaranteed, two mystery items guaranteed. So I said, no, 465 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 2: no way. 466 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,200 Speaker 1: How big is the box? It's is it big enough 467 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,120 Speaker 1: where you could be surprised that there's a helmet in there? 468 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:32,440 Speaker 1: But you can pick it up right. 469 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 2: A helmet wouldn't be in there, but I would say 470 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,720 Speaker 2: it's definitely bigger than a got it. Yeah, So I 471 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,879 Speaker 2: said no way. There was the baseball one that was 472 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,200 Speaker 2: thirty dollars, a basketball one that was thirty dollars. Didn't 473 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,119 Speaker 2: look like the players they had on it it was. 474 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 2: Boomer said, it wasn't a good year. I think it 475 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,080 Speaker 2: was a twenty twenty two box. Boomer said, pass. So 476 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:50,880 Speaker 2: we went football. 477 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 1: So Boomer's there, he's with us. I didn't think he 478 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,480 Speaker 1: would get to pick out it. And when you get 479 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,159 Speaker 1: a birthday present, you're not supposed to pick out your own. 480 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:56,679 Speaker 1: Damn president. 481 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,679 Speaker 2: It was a live birthday President. It was never going 482 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 2: to be a president until we decided live. It was 483 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,560 Speaker 2: going to be a live opening. 484 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 1: Are you able to pick it up and feel it? Yeah, 485 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: got it box out a dent in it. We did 486 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: it for fifty dollars. 487 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:13,120 Speaker 2: So if it's throwing at the fucking guys in the truck, man, guys, 488 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 2: a little bit more delicacy next time you're dealing with 489 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 2: Boomer's present. So we get in the vehicle, we drive 490 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 2: back home. We did it for fifty dollars. 491 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,679 Speaker 1: So on the way home, is he holding onto the 492 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,639 Speaker 1: box or the box in the trunk? 493 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 2: He said it on the very top of his car, 494 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,520 Speaker 2: blocking his view, And I said, dumbass, I know you're 495 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,240 Speaker 2: a new driver. Get it off there. I'll put it 496 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,879 Speaker 2: in my lap. So I held uncle held onto it 497 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 2: the whole ride. 498 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 1: And so Boomer's drive. 499 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,960 Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So we all had the buzz ball. Everybody's 500 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 2: feeling great. We get back to the crib. Immediately we're 501 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,360 Speaker 2: gonna open it. I already said, hey, I get it's 502 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 2: his present. Me Baser split it. If it's a huge payday, 503 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,640 Speaker 2: maybe we it said PSA graded cards could be in there. 504 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 2: There could be autograph helmets, there could be figurines that 505 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 2: are autographed. 506 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: But you already know there's no helmet. If you pick 507 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: it up, you can feel how heavy it is. 508 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 2: Mini helmet. 509 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 1: Oh it's different. So I didn't tell me that. 510 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 2: Not authentic pull up, it's a will leave us fucking 511 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 2: used helmet. 512 00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,200 Speaker 1: Well, I mean no, you'll find that at the good 513 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 1: will man, Will Leavis. I mean he's working the damn door. 514 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,639 Speaker 1: Get down in Salvation Army. Yeah. Bill Levis is at 515 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: the homeless shelter. Dude. No, he's not volunteering, he's living there. 516 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 2: Hey brother, you need a couple bucks. No, man, I'm 517 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 2: Will Levis. 518 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: I'm the starting quarterback of the Tennessee Titans. And the 519 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: unemployment line Will Levis is in it. Man. 520 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,239 Speaker 2: Oh, hey, man, I know you love Mayo. Just had 521 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,159 Speaker 2: some of my sandwich. Hey, oh, hand already picked it 522 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:22,960 Speaker 2: up through in the trash. 523 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 1: He's there with the GM from the Titans, Ran kart On, 524 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 1: we need to pick up Mayo. 525 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 2: What an endorsement deal we got? 526 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 1: Mayo? Leave us with Mayo? 527 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,160 Speaker 2: Puts a Mayo on your sourdough, baby. 528 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: I would like to see like endorsement deals like the 529 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,760 Speaker 1: day after the season. How many people get notified Hey, 530 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,520 Speaker 1: we're dropping you as an endorser. We're dropping you, like 531 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 1: these head coaches get fired. I want to see what 532 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,960 Speaker 1: players get dropped by their endorsements. They should have that 533 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 1: publicize no bowl, that's one of his endorsement deals. 534 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,119 Speaker 2: So back to the box, guys, what's that. 535 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 1: Get home? 536 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,600 Speaker 2: And I already said, who's gonna get cuts on this? 537 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 2: If there's a thousand dollars psa graded ten card of 538 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 2: for and who's a great NFL guy, Jamar Chase? What 539 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,920 Speaker 2: if we split the money? I said, there could be 540 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 2: some massive stuff in here. 541 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,400 Speaker 1: So now Boomer is getting a birthday president with restrictions. 542 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: We were just caveat. No, no, no, no no. I just 543 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 1: want to make sure I got this straight. You want 544 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,240 Speaker 1: to give him a birthday president out of love, but 545 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 1: then you're like, well wait a minute, but if you 546 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 1: get this, but if you get that, hey, caviare dick off. 547 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 1: So we go to the box, guys and we open 548 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,199 Speaker 1: it up. It's Boomers he's opening it. It was all 549 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,359 Speaker 1: gonna be his profit. Okay, it still is. It's his profit. 550 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: Ain't uncle and aunt ain't dipping in. Ray, Let's get 551 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: some halves of this pie. 552 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,400 Speaker 2: Wasn't the case? So Boomer opens it. It said nine 553 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 2: nine packs of cards. There were damn nine packs of cards. 554 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:49,680 Speaker 2: It wasn't lying he opened them all up. Maybe got 555 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,880 Speaker 2: a rookie out of. 556 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 1: Jacksonville, Oh, Brian Thomas, yep, not worth anything. 557 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,080 Speaker 3: Oh. 558 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 2: Out of the nine. 559 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:03,199 Speaker 1: Packs, it was all just base cards, nothing special, no 560 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: ps A graded, no autographs, no jersey patches. That's fifty 561 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 1: dollars down the drain. We open it. 562 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,879 Speaker 2: Hey, no, there's two mystery items. 563 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: Dumb ass. Oh so forgot about those. Yeah, the whole 564 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,119 Speaker 1: point of the mystery I forgot. I thought the mystery 565 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,920 Speaker 1: was what was in the past. 566 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,080 Speaker 2: The mystery was did they guarantee the nine packs? And 567 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,080 Speaker 2: did they give us the nine They did? So, then 568 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 2: we go to the two mystery items. 569 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,960 Speaker 1: Are they wrapped differently? 570 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're in balls? 571 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: Okay. 572 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,960 Speaker 2: So the one ball we open it up. 573 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,040 Speaker 1: And it is a little thing you stick on your 574 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,280 Speaker 1: This is for basically a two year old, you stick 575 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: on your thumb. It's that Uh it's dude. It's a 576 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: rubber thing. But you can shoot it, and you can 577 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,639 Speaker 1: shoot it at a target. Was it of a player 578 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,040 Speaker 1: or just a freaking It was of a generic player 579 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,679 Speaker 1: and a football bro The thing was fucking worthless. Okay, 580 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: So we go to the site. My parents they granted 581 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 1: and Grandpa toolbox and half box. They got the kids 582 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,959 Speaker 1: these chickens that you stick on your finger and you 583 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,400 Speaker 1: shoot them and they'll stick to the steiling and they'll 584 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,200 Speaker 1: stick to the walls or whatever. They got them a 585 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 1: couple of Christmases ago, and now they give them to 586 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,880 Speaker 1: them all the time, and the kids loved them. They 587 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,560 Speaker 1: think they're the best damn toy in the world. And 588 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,640 Speaker 1: that's what you got for fifty damn dollars. It makes 589 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,119 Speaker 1: me feel better about it. Yeah, So we go to 590 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: the final and Boomer shoot it. He was we actually 591 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 1: gave it to the whatever. Henny is three years old, 592 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: four years old got it. Henny was shooting at the ceiling. 593 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 1: Dude actually at the ground because that's what it was worth. Okay, 594 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,520 Speaker 1: so we're onto the final mystery item, fifty dollars box. 595 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 1: Boomer opens it up. 596 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,960 Speaker 2: It's a ball, and none of us it's a ball, 597 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,320 Speaker 2: and then it turns into a football. So he opens 598 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 2: up the ball and opens it and it's a football 599 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 2: and you're just like, okay, mini football could have been 600 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 2: and so Boomer there apparently you can open this football. 601 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,800 Speaker 2: So that means it's not autographed. Probably a little bit 602 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 2: less value, but still could be something very plastic football. Yeah, 603 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,200 Speaker 2: opens it up. 604 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:14,399 Speaker 1: First thing, he says, t B twelve Tom Brady. 605 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,680 Speaker 2: He goes Tom Brady, and I was like, oh shit, oh, 606 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 2: Basil Basier. Everybody's dicking around. The buzz ball is already 607 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 2: kicking in. Everybody's running every which way like a bunch 608 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:24,800 Speaker 2: of chickens. 609 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all, y'all. Boomer just said Tom Brady. Hello, guys, Yes, 610 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:29,959 Speaker 1: those cards are worthless. 611 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,960 Speaker 2: Get him out of the way, Henny the baby, play 612 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,959 Speaker 2: with your little finger chicken puppet. Go do that, okay, guys. 613 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,880 Speaker 1: Tom Brady He pulls it. 614 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,159 Speaker 2: Out, dude, oh boy, And I verified and confirmed it's 615 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,560 Speaker 2: straight Tom Brady. I look at it. It's the picture 616 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,440 Speaker 2: of Tom Brady. 617 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 1: It is uh It's like, uh, oh god, yes, there's 618 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,920 Speaker 1: a stand for it. Oh yeah. 619 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,080 Speaker 2: It's essentially a figurine of Tom Brady. 620 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,879 Speaker 1: Oh I thought. And it's him as an announcer, not 621 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,880 Speaker 1: as an announcer. That would be even funnier. 622 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 2: And it's his Jr. All that you put it together 623 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,560 Speaker 2: and it's the figurine of Tom Brady badass. 624 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,159 Speaker 1: So pretty cool. Like a starting lineup if you ever 625 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,399 Speaker 1: collect starting lineups when you're in. 626 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,639 Speaker 2: Exactly what it is, but it's all the top players 627 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 2: in the NFL. 628 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 1: Got it, dude, starting lineups were the shit. Dude. I 629 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 1: have those things. I love those things. 630 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,439 Speaker 2: So I go online, I go boomer. I'm gonna eBay it. 631 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 2: Se how much we can make on this bad boy? 632 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 1: All right? 633 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,359 Speaker 2: Any guesses? 634 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty dollars? 635 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 2: You got two of the numbers, right, the two and the. 636 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,719 Speaker 1: Five two, five hundred dollars. 637 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 2: Twelve dollars and fifty cents. Bro A fifty dollars mystery 638 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:50,160 Speaker 2: box we got got it was worth twelve dollars and 639 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 2: fifty cents. 640 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,960 Speaker 1: Dude. I took that Tom Brady figuring and chucked it 641 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 1: so hard across the room. I hope one of the 642 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: cats got it and it got recycled, because that thing 643 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:10,600 Speaker 1: was fucking worthless. Dude. If you're ever. 644 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 2: Admire and you see mystery box from fifty dollars mystery 645 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,080 Speaker 2: onto another aisle. 646 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: That's a mystery they're like if people were like, who 647 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,000 Speaker 1: the hell buys those mystery boxes? Says Tom ass right here, dude, how. 648 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,520 Speaker 2: Does a sticky finger puppet count as a mystery item? 649 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: Well, you didn't know what it was that's a mystery. 650 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 1: That's the. 651 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 2: Twelve dollars. 652 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 1: Dude, dude, dude, we all all looked at each other. 653 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,280 Speaker 2: Man, we got had pretty much on that one. Huh. Hey, 654 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 2: they fleece us, they saw us coming. 655 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 1: Hey, hey, ain't no worry, Boom Boomers, you can keep 656 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 1: all the profits from that one. Man. 657 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 2: Anybody else feel robbed? I feel like that was highway 658 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 2: robbery on that one. 659 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: Dude. 660 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 2: Five minutes later, rasking Boomer, Hey, you're gonna keep the 661 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,320 Speaker 2: Tom Brady figure in, right man? 662 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: That's pretty cool? Right, you're gonna put that on your 663 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,600 Speaker 1: your bookshelf. 664 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,040 Speaker 2: Right man? 665 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: Are you gonna put that on your desk in your room? 666 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,960 Speaker 1: Right man? Hey, Boomer, when you look at that Tom Brady, 667 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 1: you always gonna think of us, right man? Oh man, 668 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 1: let's take a break. I mean, that is hilarious, dude, 669 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: that you got two of the numbers, right, twelve dollars, fifties. 670 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:31,240 Speaker 1: We'll take a break, right back, Oh the direction time, 671 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,960 Speaker 1: hold on, I got that. I gotta tell you the 672 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 1: story about Bowler's box man, how distraught he is after 673 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 1: the forty nine Ers season and the big mistake he made. 674 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 3: Kid. 675 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,360 Speaker 2: I'll tell you where you went wrong the four and 676 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 2: then nine. 677 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 1: It's not been There's a lot of things finer than 678 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: being a forty niner. Right now, they get their ass 679 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 1: kicked on Sunday. The season is finally over. It's been 680 00:30:54,480 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 1: a terrible, terrible season. Benefactor for the uh Lions. Yeah, here, 681 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: here's the super Bowl. Walk on to it. 682 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,360 Speaker 2: Because there ain't no forty nine ers standing around with axes. 683 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 1: There's nothing. The forty nine ers aren't in your way. 684 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: Brock Parties not in the way. They're all on vacation. Well, 685 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 1: Batter's Box had a rough year. Rough Sunday he was 686 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,640 Speaker 1: glad it was finally over. And the morning he woke up, 687 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,760 Speaker 1: he made eggs. He got his eight year old son 688 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 1: out of bed, got him dressed, wagy eggy eggs and 689 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: Baky got his backpack on free show, put him in 690 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,160 Speaker 1: the car and drove him to school. And pulled up 691 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,120 Speaker 1: at the school and they're in't a damn person there 692 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 1: check the event calendar, and he looks He's like, oh, 693 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 1: school doesn't start till Tuesday. He's like, that's all right, 694 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,920 Speaker 1: No one saw us. They drive out of the parking 695 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 1: lot and go back home. Good feeling for the kids. 696 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,480 Speaker 1: And they get a call from Himey's wife who works 697 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,360 Speaker 1: at the school. Hey, was that you guys have just 698 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,880 Speaker 1: pulled into the drive at school and he's like yeah, 699 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: she goes, Oh, I'm just making sure you know school 700 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: doesn't start till Tuesday. 701 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,080 Speaker 2: Missed it by a day. I will get him props. Dude, 702 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,440 Speaker 2: I looked at the Bobby Moon show calendar about thirty times, 703 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,520 Speaker 2: making sure it's a sixth. 704 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,600 Speaker 1: Batter's box was so disheveled, like he is so depressed 705 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,680 Speaker 1: about his fantasy football inning about the Niners collapse of 706 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: all collapses, forty. 707 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 2: Nine ers corpse, hanging out the back of his car, 708 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:29,360 Speaker 2: and he. 709 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: Is I mean, dude, he is sending in his kid 710 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:36,920 Speaker 1: to school on the wrong damn day. Full beard. He 711 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 1: was like I had to wake him up early and hey, 712 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: let's go, let's go. We gotta get to school. And 713 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: he was like, I'm driving off fast to get to school. 714 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 1: And there wasn't no damn school. 715 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kids, I just got a text from your teacher. 716 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,720 Speaker 2: It's canceled today. 717 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,120 Speaker 1: Hey, good news, breath. They said it's kind of cold outside. 718 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,800 Speaker 1: Oh we're not gonna have school today. You can come 719 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,760 Speaker 1: on home. So his son came home, got back in 720 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: his jamies and went back to bed. 721 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,200 Speaker 2: I'm a stay at home dad, batter of the Box. Oh, 722 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 2: and I did the wrong day of school. 723 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 1: I thought I was pretty damned. I was like, man right, 724 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 1: and he goes, Man, I just I mean, I haven't 725 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: been thinking straight. I mean he's been so I mean 726 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,520 Speaker 1: he thought his fantasy football team was going to the championship. 727 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,480 Speaker 2: Depression Den. 728 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,280 Speaker 1: He said, it's renamed Depression Den again. It will be 729 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 1: Depression Dead next season. 730 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 2: No, it's saying he works from home. Depression Den. 731 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 1: I mean that's official name of it. Oh, he does. 732 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,400 Speaker 1: He does work from home. 733 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,440 Speaker 2: Dude, I can't do that. 734 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,480 Speaker 1: Depression Den ours has a little bit of light. 735 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,360 Speaker 2: I tried to get Baser one of those mirrors you're 736 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,360 Speaker 2: putting it supposed to light up your office. Dude, that 737 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 2: working at home? Man, God bless y'all Batter's Box thoughts 738 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,800 Speaker 2: and prayers for you. Man. 739 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,560 Speaker 1: I don't know how he does. Oh, I forgot you 740 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: were doing that. No, dude, I uh, these button bars 741 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,200 Speaker 1: are screw me up. I don't know how he does that, 742 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: because he does. He has a forty nine ers blanket 743 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 1: that covers the couch he has forty nine ers stuff 744 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,280 Speaker 1: hanging up everywhere in his closet. He has nothing but 745 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,160 Speaker 1: forty nine ers shirts. I mean everywhere he turns, he 746 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,480 Speaker 1: sees forty nine ers. Forty nine ers, forty nine ers. 747 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,880 Speaker 1: They went to the Super Bowl last year, Yeah they did, folks. 748 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,560 Speaker 1: If that doesn't tell you what a difference a year 749 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: can make, moment of silence for a batter's box. Now, 750 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: let's get to our predictions. Let's talk college football playoff. Man, 751 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,320 Speaker 1: it's here, I mean, I am, I'm ready. 752 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 2: Do you have predictions? 753 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,880 Speaker 1: Oh, I got it, I got it. 754 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,799 Speaker 2: It's pretty clear cut. 755 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,640 Speaker 1: It's pretty easy, very easy. It's very I mean, you 756 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,839 Speaker 1: want to start with the game tomorrow night. 757 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,480 Speaker 2: I would tell you this. Any damn truck driver can 758 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 2: predict this one. 759 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:35,759 Speaker 1: Any damn farmer can predict this one. An turn the 760 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,880 Speaker 1: tractor off. Any damn tug boater could predict this one. 761 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 1: It's that easy. Any school teacher, any principal, Jeremy Griffith Griffin, 762 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,360 Speaker 1: I don't know, brievus. I mean, this is this is 763 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 1: so sill. The riding is on the wall. Hey, and 764 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 1: I told you a few weeks ago this team was 765 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: so damn good. Any school teacher could predict this one. 766 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,680 Speaker 1: Well done, Well done. The writing is on the wall. 767 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,960 Speaker 1: Are you gonna make the prediction or you're gonna sit 768 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,560 Speaker 1: here in posture. I'm gonna tell you, man, this is 769 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:20,520 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Penn State is gonna get beat. Notre 770 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,360 Speaker 1: Dame is physical. I mean Penn State's physical too, But 771 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,719 Speaker 1: I hate their quarterback, that Drew Aller guy. I watch 772 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,279 Speaker 1: him and he has that big ass tight end. Is 773 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,720 Speaker 1: fun to watch, but he is wide open over the middle. 774 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,920 Speaker 1: And I can't tell you how many times against Boise 775 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,080 Speaker 1: State Drew Aller could not throw it to him. He 776 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 1: missed him so many freaking times. And you can't do 777 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:49,120 Speaker 1: that against Notre Dame. And Riley Leonard. His cousin is 778 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: one of our sales girls. She'll probably be at the game. 779 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 1: They traveled to New Orleans. They traveled to South Bend 780 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,839 Speaker 1: to see him play the first game against Indiana. They're 781 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,840 Speaker 1: going to wherever that game is at. I would pretty 782 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 1: much assume she had pictures of him together with her 783 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: kids in the hotel. That just tells me Notre Dame 784 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 1: is on a mission. Notre Dame he's gonna run it left. 785 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,120 Speaker 1: They're gonna run it right. They're gonna run it right 786 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,160 Speaker 1: up the middle. They're gonna Riley Lennard's gonna fake the handoff. 787 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,600 Speaker 1: He's gonna keep it sneak around the outside. And Notre Dame. 788 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 1: Notre Dame who lost to Northern Illinois and I was 789 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,280 Speaker 1: ready to write him off. They righted the ship. Marcus Freeman, 790 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,080 Speaker 1: who I thought, Oh my gosh, he's gonna be fired 791 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,600 Speaker 1: at Notre Dame in a few years. The dude is 792 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:38,279 Speaker 1: gonna take Notre Dame to the National Championship game. Now, 793 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,920 Speaker 1: this is unbelievable. Ship, unbelievable. Notre Dame beats Penn State 794 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,880 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be twenty seven to twenty three. Notre 795 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,800 Speaker 1: Dame wins the game. 796 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:52,880 Speaker 2: I didn't know it. 797 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,120 Speaker 1: Doing exact scorers. I didn't either. I just it just 798 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,560 Speaker 1: came to me as I was talking. It's bold. I 799 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,359 Speaker 1: don't even that's a lot of points. I don't know. 800 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lot of points for them two 801 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: teams to score because they're not very they're offensively challenged. 802 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,720 Speaker 1: But man, Notre Dames defense is different. Penn State's defense 803 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: is good. Notre Dames is better, all right, give your 804 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,960 Speaker 1: other one. No, no, go ahead, No, we're on one game, 805 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,560 Speaker 1: all right. I should have texted him to you before. 806 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,240 Speaker 1: I don't want you to think I copied, Oh, Notre 807 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,600 Speaker 1: Dame because you have Notre Dame in twenty seven to twenty. 808 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 2: Three, twenty three, twenty one. Just kidding on the score. 809 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,400 Speaker 2: Notre Dame's gonna win this one. They are the favorite 810 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,600 Speaker 2: in the game. It's a slight edge, but a lot 811 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,520 Speaker 2: of firepower. That running back there, Jeremiah love kid might 812 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:37,919 Speaker 2: be hurt. 813 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,000 Speaker 1: He might be back. Oh they said, they said he's 814 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,319 Speaker 1: been practicing, but not full out. I don't know. 815 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,480 Speaker 2: They got a stable they do. 816 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,600 Speaker 1: They have like a running back that one. We got 817 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,440 Speaker 1: another running back. Don'torry about it. We're really good. Was 818 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,680 Speaker 1: anybody gonna tell me Riley Leonard runs. That's all he does. 819 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,200 Speaker 1: He's not very good at throwing. You're edita. Did you 820 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,160 Speaker 1: watch him at Duke at all? Did you watch any 821 00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:02,040 Speaker 1: games when he was at Duke o acc network. I 822 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,160 Speaker 1: mean they started being good and their coach left and 823 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 1: he left, and I don't know what happened to do 824 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,839 Speaker 1: they suck now? Do they? 825 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 2: I like Notre Dame score wise, you don't. 826 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,919 Speaker 1: Have to give me a score. I don't care. 827 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,319 Speaker 2: If it doesn't matter, then two to nothing Notre Dame. 828 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,560 Speaker 1: Well, that's a pretty dumb score. You said you don't care, Well, 829 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,520 Speaker 1: I don't care. But that's like not even that's not. 830 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,520 Speaker 2: Even like all right, thirty five twenty five? 831 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,839 Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you think they're gonna have that 832 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,720 Speaker 1: much offense? 833 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaker 2: I figured i'd cover the thirties. You covered the twenties, 834 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,520 Speaker 2: So as long as it's not in the teens, we 835 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 2: look at least somewhat smart. 836 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,719 Speaker 1: Well, I don't need to look somewhat smart. Notre Dame's 837 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,160 Speaker 1: gonna win the game. And here's the thing, James Franklin, 838 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 1: he loses big games. He can't beat the big dogs. 839 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,840 Speaker 1: And he's finally playing the big dogs, and this is 840 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,919 Speaker 1: when he always loses. He can never beat Ohio State. 841 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,759 Speaker 1: He can't beat in Michigan. They are always eleven and 842 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,120 Speaker 1: two because they have two hard games every year, Michigan, 843 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,760 Speaker 1: Ohio State in the Big ten, and they lose every 844 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,279 Speaker 1: damn time. That is why I am taking Penn State 845 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,560 Speaker 1: on this game. Oh, you want to go to the 846 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 1: next game? 847 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:04,399 Speaker 2: Yeah? 848 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,000 Speaker 1: Or do you want to wait till Friday's pod? Oh? 849 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,680 Speaker 1: I like that. I think. I like that. 850 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,160 Speaker 2: Better gives me a couple more days of research. 851 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,280 Speaker 1: Good, Yeah, because I know you're gonna be crunching numbers, 852 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,239 Speaker 1: studying the books, the ends and the outs, the X 853 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:16,799 Speaker 1: and the y's. 854 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,279 Speaker 2: Because then I did think one team, and then I 855 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,719 Speaker 2: heard somebody at work say something, So now I think 856 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:27,520 Speaker 2: the other team. Okay, I was one hundred on one 857 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:32,719 Speaker 2: team's side, heard a guy or girl at work, and 858 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,520 Speaker 2: now I'm convinced it's the other team. 859 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,040 Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, that's some good breakdown. Yeah, let's take a break. 860 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:51,920 Speaker 1: We'll right back. Ray. I don't know what the hell 861 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:56,920 Speaker 1: the Bears are doing. But my organization, my team, my 862 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,480 Speaker 1: favorite football team. We might be the dumbest damn organization 863 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,600 Speaker 1: in the world. Got Caleb Williams. We got Caleb Williams. 864 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,080 Speaker 1: That was the easy thing. He was the number one 865 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,760 Speaker 1: draft pick. It was obvious. But then Jayden Daniels looks amazing, 866 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,239 Speaker 1: Drake May looks good, bo Nicks looks amazing, and we 867 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,520 Speaker 1: got Caleb Williams and we suck. So we fire our 868 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:22,840 Speaker 1: head coach and then I see Bears to interview Pete Carroll. 869 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:28,520 Speaker 1: On Wednesday, Bears denied permission to talk to Mike McCarthy. 870 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 1: Why the fuck are we talking to these retread shithole coaches. 871 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:37,719 Speaker 1: Go get a good coach. Pete Carroll is ninety five 872 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,480 Speaker 1: years old, and he just claps. He claps, he clapped. 873 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,720 Speaker 1: He's like Jason Garrett. Mike McCarthy sucks. 874 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,120 Speaker 2: Garrett's on Sundays doing a TV show. 875 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,239 Speaker 1: Yes, Pete Carroll, I don't even know what the hell 876 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,359 Speaker 1: he's doing. He got fired from the Seahawks because they 877 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,040 Speaker 1: weren't winning shit. You need Mallarkey Titans Xit. No, we 878 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,279 Speaker 1: don't need Mallarkey. We don't need that. At least we're 879 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,319 Speaker 1: not interviewing Rex Ryan. I mean, Jets, what are you 880 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,920 Speaker 1: doing that? That's a dumpster fire. He was at Margaritaville 881 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,400 Speaker 1: a month ago. Yeah, I mean absolute dumpster fire on Broadway. 882 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,279 Speaker 1: I would love for them to hire Rex Ryan, who 883 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,920 Speaker 1: hadn't coached in like twelve years, to back to the Jets. Huh, hilarious. 884 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:17,080 Speaker 2: Pause on Broadway Margarita Bar, Margarita Ville. Barr is there. 885 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,880 Speaker 2: It was a June day about six years ago, me 886 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,800 Speaker 2: and Bazer dating. On the other side of the street, 887 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,799 Speaker 2: Rex Ryan and his brother Rob Ryan are sitting in 888 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:30,320 Speaker 2: the Margaritaville barr at the window. So they're drinking their drinks. 889 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,799 Speaker 2: Multiple drinks were had, and then people are coming up 890 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,839 Speaker 2: outside of the window saying hi to them. And it's 891 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,000 Speaker 2: one of those where you can see outside, so they 892 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,799 Speaker 2: were talking to the people as they came by. 893 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,479 Speaker 1: Pretty cool. 894 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,520 Speaker 2: Yes, a repause play. 895 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,560 Speaker 1: Yes, so I read this about us interviewing Pete Carroll. 896 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,240 Speaker 1: Why are we wasting our time with the shit hole coach? 897 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,400 Speaker 1: Go out and hire a young, offensive mind, someone that 898 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,400 Speaker 1: is going to bring this team, elevate this team. Wasting 899 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: our time interviewing Pete Carroll, Mike McCarthy, Do you really 900 00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:05,040 Speaker 1: think that's what this organization needs? Good God, get me 901 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,040 Speaker 1: a good head coach. This is the Bears are. They're 902 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 1: never They're not gonna hire a good coach. They're gonna 903 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,400 Speaker 1: hire some stupid ass. Don't bring me Brian Flores. I 904 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 1: don't want Brian Flores. Everybody hated him in Miami. He 905 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,840 Speaker 1: was a dictator. Do we really need a defensive guy coaching? 906 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,520 Speaker 1: Kayleb Williams. No, we need an offensive genius, not ninety 907 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,799 Speaker 1: year old grandpa freaking Carol, not fat ass Matt, Mike 908 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,680 Speaker 1: McCarthy with his folded up play sheet. It sucks and 909 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,120 Speaker 1: not Brian. Give me a good head coach. Good God, 910 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,160 Speaker 1: bless America. 911 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,000 Speaker 2: I know what you need. Who Dion Sanders? 912 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:47,800 Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I will Oh my god, no, no, no, no. 913 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,440 Speaker 2: Hey, I'm bringing my luggage with me. 914 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,919 Speaker 1: Report it's Louis. Oh my god. We're flying private. No 915 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,120 Speaker 1: not dionn no no. I mean the offensive coordinator from 916 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 1: the Lions is supposed to be amazing, this Ben Johnson guy, 917 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,920 Speaker 1: but everybody wants him. I would take Rabel. I would 918 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,120 Speaker 1: love Rabel. He knows how to win football games. But 919 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,839 Speaker 1: I think he's going to New England, so I don't know. 920 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,239 Speaker 1: But please, for the love of God, why are you 921 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,239 Speaker 1: interviewing Pete Carrell? So stupid? 922 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,440 Speaker 2: That is so in your coaching minute. 923 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. 924 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,400 Speaker 1: That's how my off season started, all right. And I 925 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,920 Speaker 1: got a soccer game tonight seven o'clock. We had to 926 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,840 Speaker 1: text Emma, who's on a different team, see if she 927 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,600 Speaker 1: would play with us, because we don't. We're down to 928 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,720 Speaker 1: one girl tonight. We don't have a goalie for tonight. 929 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,560 Speaker 1: I don't know what we're gonna do, but we got 930 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,320 Speaker 1: a game seven o'clock. I'll fill you in on Friday. 931 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,280 Speaker 1: How it goes all? Right? Well, I'm heading down to Chiefs. 932 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,240 Speaker 1: I gotta clean off the tables, get ready for the convention. 933 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sore loosers dot com, get your tickets, last 934 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,360 Speaker 1: minute tickets. I know Darius d Hodge from Colorado was 935 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,279 Speaker 1: thinking about He was like on the fence, Like, why 936 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,840 Speaker 1: would you be on the fence and just get on 937 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,520 Speaker 1: a plane get to Nashville have the time of your life. 938 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,239 Speaker 1: You came to Vegas, so why would you not come 939 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,799 Speaker 1: to Nashville. I don't understand it. 940 00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,800 Speaker 2: I don't even try to sell it because honestly, it 941 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,680 Speaker 2: does it for us. It's such a great time, and honestly, 942 00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,040 Speaker 2: you have one life. You can live it any way 943 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,960 Speaker 2: you want to. Just don't be a fucking loser. The 944 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,399 Speaker 2: people that come to this convention make memories that last 945 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,120 Speaker 2: a lifetime. Aaron, her husband confirmed Mike. They're both in. 946 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,520 Speaker 2: Justin is in, Baser is in, Muffy, Carmen. 947 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,520 Speaker 1: In anything about Carmen. Carmen's not in. Carmen is in. 948 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,080 Speaker 1: I believe she works in Chicago. She does some stuff. 949 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,560 Speaker 2: She's trying to move work around, but she knows how 950 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,840 Speaker 2: important it is to come to these conventions and conferences. 951 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,760 Speaker 2: Side note, Aaron did say one of her friends, Aaron's 952 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 2: bringing some friends too. Aaron said, one of her friends 953 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,080 Speaker 2: called it a conference, and she asked, what do I 954 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,800 Speaker 2: need to wear to this conference? First of all, don't 955 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,000 Speaker 2: call it a conference. It's far from it. 956 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,160 Speaker 1: That's the last thing it is is not a conference. Yeah, 957 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,240 Speaker 1: ten am, we'll have your session, the meeting session of drinking. 958 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,920 Speaker 1: I disagree. Robadusche did get hired because the Sore Losers Convention. 959 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,440 Speaker 2: And then at noon we'll be watching football and conferencing 960 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,960 Speaker 2: about alcohol and also bets. 961 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny did hire Rebduce from this, so you could 962 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,080 Speaker 1: technically call it a conference, a convention, whatever you want 963 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:11,800 Speaker 1: to call it, a link, a job, job search, whatever 964 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,120 Speaker 1: you call it. 965 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,440 Speaker 2: You're looking for our partners, zip recruiter. 966 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,160 Speaker 1: And so also at Friday night it will be a 967 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,279 Speaker 1: social hour also known as a party bus. Welcome to 968 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,560 Speaker 1: the conference, the Sore Losers Conference. Yeah, convention sounds better. 969 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,640 Speaker 2: Conference sounds it's too professional. 970 00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, too professional. All right, we'll see on Friday when 971 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,480 Speaker 1: Penn State will be eliminated. A notre dame will be 972 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,200 Speaker 1: awaiting the winner of Texas Ohio State Friday will tell 973 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,440 Speaker 1: you who's gonna win that game. And I don't know 974 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,960 Speaker 1: if the Martinez brothers are going to be happy. 975 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,359 Speaker 2: Man. 976 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good one. I thought that was 977 00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,560 Speaker 1: pretty good man. But that TGL golf dide. I need 978 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,839 Speaker 1: you to go look at it, because I still don't 979 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,200 Speaker 1: understand it. 980 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,040 Speaker 2: If you can't watch it for thirty seconds and know 981 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,000 Speaker 2: what's going on, it's not a good product. When I 982 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,120 Speaker 2: was walking into the building, stood there thirty seconds past, 983 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,719 Speaker 2: still had no idea what the f I just watched 984 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,480 Speaker 2: it on TV was. 985 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,320 Speaker 1: That's really stupid.