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Speaker 2: in our number one, we look back at the All

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Speaker 1: Fallout from that, what's really happening.

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Speaker 2: Behind closed doors? With Aaron Judge and sho Heio Tani defenders. Also,

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Speaker 2: will they be forced to change it because of social

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Speaker 1: Going forward? Wait till you hear the reason behind that.

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Speaker 2: Also, what are the ratings the report card for Baseball's

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Speaker 2: All Star Game show? We'll get into that as well.

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Speaker 2: So our lead this hour is from baseball.

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Speaker 1: But Ben, there was no game.

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Speaker 2: I know that we're doing the post mortem on the

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Speaker 2: Great Escape, the great jail break of.

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Speaker 1: The All Star Game. Now we know what happened.

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Speaker 2: We were here to documented Kyle Schwarber the fight, and

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Speaker 2: Phil was the star. He was the first ever MVP

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Speaker 2: as far as a position player to not get a

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Speaker 1: But he won the swing off.

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Speaker 2: More on that in a minute. Game was a tie

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Speaker 2: until the swing off. Now, many nice things have been written,

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Speaker 2: many nice things have been said into microphones.

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Speaker 1: About the Dinger party.

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Speaker 2: You always have the end to the yang, right, you

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Speaker 2: And the storyline continues to be the biggest stars of

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Speaker 2: baseball getting roasted for skipping town. Now, so what did

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Speaker 2: Major League Baseball do? Did you see this? Were you

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Speaker 2: paying attention? You were not paying attention. It's a bad

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Speaker 2: job by you. So they circle the wagons, is what

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Speaker 2: they did. Now, you always have the jocksniffers, the fan boys.

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Speaker 2: They always support the athletes out what but then you

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Speaker 2: the great Houdini act and Abra kadabra vanished before the

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Speaker 1: Was none that big a deal.

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Speaker 2: which you have to eat quick because if you don't

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants that. So a what's going on behind.

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Speaker 2: Closed doors is that it is a terrible look for

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Speaker 1: It's a bad look for Aaron Judge and Sho.

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Speaker 2: Halo Tani and you are the brand ambassadors of a

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Speaker 2: now the people at baseball have deputized the useful, well

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Speaker 2: just saying it's one night, major League Baseball rolled out

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Speaker 2: It's just an old fashioned disinformation campaign. It's all spin, spin, spin, spin, spin,

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Speaker 2: They want the stars to play, and for the most part,

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Speaker 2: But then Baseball all wants the star players to They

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Speaker 2: It's literally baked into the schedule that you're going to

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Speaker 1: Maybe you drive a truck, maybe you work in a factory.

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Speaker 2: I do talk radio. I don't get three months off

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Speaker 2: You do you know anyone that gets three or four

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Speaker 2: I don't get it in this job. I mean, hell,

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Speaker 2: So there's a bit of a debate. It hasn't gained

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Speaker 1: So there'll be some some pushback on that.

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Speaker 2: But as far as the name thing, we bring this

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Speaker 2: term swing off is now under siege. Now I think

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Speaker 2: it's kind of a lame name. Anyway, we were goofing

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Speaker 2: on it. It's just a home run derby. But the

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Speaker 2: term swing off is baseball used. Now, why is it

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Speaker 2: under siege? Did you consume any of this? It turns

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Speaker 2: out the internet trolls, the keyboard commandos, yes, you know

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Speaker 2: who they are, digital degenerates, some.

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Speaker 1: Of them real, some of them not.

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Speaker 2: They are now making a lot of jokes and not

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Speaker 2: just any kind of jokes about the swing off. What

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Speaker 2: do you think they're tying into the swing off? That's right,

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Speaker 2: Diddy jokes Sean Diddy Combs, right, the bad.

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Speaker 1: Boy, bad boy. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna

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Speaker 2: So Sean Combs, who famously, we learned thanks to a

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Speaker 2: He called it a freak off. Right, That's why I

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Speaker 2: So that has become the punchline for the swing off.

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Speaker 2: It is a Diddy style freakough. And so you've got

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Speaker 2: a lot of people at baseball who don't get out

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Speaker 2: a lot, and they're very paranoid. They live in the

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Speaker 2: matrix and in the infinite wisdom of some people at

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Speaker 2: Major League Baseball, and they just have nothing but anxiety,

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Speaker 1: Now, this is right out.

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Speaker 2: Of the storybook circus portion of Disneyland. That's where you'll

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Speaker 1: later as well. Ask Ben.

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Speaker 2: Malard militia. I will give you my evidence. We will

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Mahler Show.

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Speaker 2: We are up all night, every single night, and a

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Speaker 2: big week ahead. It's coming up this Sunday night. In

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Speaker 2: the Monday, the Malor Paloozer returns. Everyone's excited. There's a

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Speaker 1: Move There's some sound of what you might be hearing.

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Speaker 2: We have off key singing. We have people that aren't

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Speaker 2: the Nocturnal Listener And it's this Sunday night into Monday,

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Speaker 2: No talent needed, no talent expected. Just have fun, have fun.

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Speaker 2: to Lorena, the FSR Tech Queen. I'm told she celebrated

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Speaker 1: Milkman Mike in Colorado.

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Speaker 2: He didn't realize it was about, you know, chasing hookers.

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Speaker 2: What else do we Let's see the page then, Fergduck says,

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Speaker 2: all right, Journey, that's the kind of bumper music that

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Speaker 1: Stop that, Ferg Dog. Femi the number one uber eats driver.

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Speaker 2: In he says, Ben, you are the sports one. He says,

439
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Speaker 2: the king of overnight radio. He says, maybe you're just

440
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Speaker 2: a rebel and didn't get the memo. I might not

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Speaker 2: have gotten the memo, but Femmi, you have spread this

442
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 2: show when you go back to your home homeland, you have.

443
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Speaker 1: Spread the show. And I still have that photo.

444
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 2: You sent me saved on my phone when you had

445
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Speaker 2: the Mallard banner and all your relatives and friends there

446
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 2: holding it up in their pajamas. One of the great

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Speaker 2: photos I've ever received from a listener, Femi, So thank

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Speaker 2: you for that. Tacoma Drew Wrights Since says man, I

449
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 2: used to listen to the show.

450
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Speaker 1: I always thought my radio was busted.

451
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Speaker 2: A plus, by the way, in the Man of Monolic,

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Speaker 2: thank you well. We get many a listener, many a

453
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 2: listener because they think they're their radio is broken. They

454
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Speaker 2: can't find anything else on Shane in des Moin right,

455
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Speaker 2: since says your All Star monologue was better than the

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Speaker 2: All Star Game. There were more hits in that monologue,

457
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Speaker 2: A plus plus plock pluck plus. He says, I'm catching

458
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Speaker 2: up on the previous pod. I'm a daylight no dollars short,

459
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 2: Shane in the morning, Late Night Drug Tester rights since

460
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Speaker 2: says must have been a misprint in that Mallard rundown.

461
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 2: I do not see any breakdown of the NHL schedule release.

462
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 2: Isn't there a quota of one hockey monologue a month

463
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Speaker 2: if you if you look at the fine print on

464
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Speaker 2: that Late Night dry tester, that is only during the

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Speaker 2: NHL playoffs.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

467
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Speaker 2: And the rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate mal of

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Speaker 2: monologue during the regular season.

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Speaker 1: But they were the contract might stick right in your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Calm down, puck boy, Uh listen in the off season.

471
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Speaker 2: That's why you tune into Eddie Garcia's hockey podcast whatever

472
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Speaker 2: that's called.

473
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Speaker 1: Pile.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he's doing Puck the World anymore. I

475
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Speaker 2: think he's only doing the pay to Play one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I see the Pay to Play being updated, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

478
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Speaker 2: I think I think Eddie's uh, he's moved on and uh,

479
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Speaker 2: actually just I was just texting with Eddie the other day.

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Speaker 1: We we.

481
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Speaker 2: Were he was talking about boobies and unless he wasn't,

482
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Speaker 2: but uh, you know Eddie doesn't do that.

483
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Speaker 1: But we were. We were chatting the other day.

484
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Speaker 2: That was at the All Star Game. I started I'm

485
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Speaker 2: watching the game and I started texting people. I think

486
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 2: I said this on the air. I don't know what's

487
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: on the air and off there. So the other day

488
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Speaker 2: I started texting people during the All Star Game. I

489
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 2: don't go on social media much because I get you fired.

490
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Speaker 2: So I was just texting people and and like people

491
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Speaker 2: were like, I'm not watching, dude, I don't know what

492
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Speaker 2: you're talking about.

493
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Speaker 1: Like, stop texting me. So I kept text I kept

494
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Speaker 1: going through You ever done.

495
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 2: This, You go through your phone and you're trying to

496
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Speaker 2: find people that are like watching the thing you're watching.

497
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Speaker 2: And I kept going and if I just I started

498
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Speaker 2: texting random people and like.

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Speaker 1: Roberto was on there, he was watching, Like Roberto.

500
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Speaker 2: Was watching, you know, he was, he was checking it out.

501
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Speaker 2: I took some shots at Dave Roberts to Roberto, he

502
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Speaker 2: enjoyed that. He flashed back to the old days, the

503
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Speaker 2: bus driver they used to work on the show Nature

504
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Speaker 2: boy writes in answering the call to the while this

505
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Speaker 2: is at least U schoobl the tiger Pitcher stuck around

506
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Speaker 2: until the end in a nice clean shirt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah he had.

508
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Speaker 2: He had changed into his Anthony Davis clothes, his street clothes,

509
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Speaker 2: and he came back into the into the stadium and

510
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Speaker 2: checked it out. Yeah, let's see here, Larry says, what

511
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Speaker 2: you're a hooker?

512
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Speaker 1: I thought I was. I was doing so well with you.

513
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Speaker 1: That's a good, good line. Mister Irrigation has sent the

514
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Speaker 1: mock of the ring.

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Speaker 6: I want to see.

516
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Speaker 1: It's pretty. It's pretty good.

517
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Speaker 2: Uh, solid's got the number one right on the front

518
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Speaker 2: and then the Malord names on the side. Now, I

519
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 2: would prefer the Malard name at the top, but I'm

520
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Speaker 2: okay with it, and I didn't make it. It's his ring,

521
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 2: and I would prefer the show name at the very

522
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Speaker 2: top there. But he put P one and then in

523
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Speaker 2: the air everywhere wrapped around it, there's a nice old

524
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Speaker 2: school microphone there. That's a good looking ring. And then

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Speaker 2: I love that he has the horse's ass on one side.

526
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 2: And then he's got the Mallard logo, which I think

527
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Speaker 2: was made. Was that Shanean de Moine that made that.

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Speaker 1: Well, listener made that. I didn't make that. I had

529
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Speaker 1: nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 6: Uh yeah, I think I think I have some good listeners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, these guys are pretty pretty cool people. Man.

532
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Speaker 1: They take care of us absolutely.

533
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Speaker 2: See all right, Well, Robbie the Merina fan has requested

534
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Speaker 2: this and it's kind of a mini Mallard monologue, but

535
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 2: it really goes out to our friend in the LBC Supermarket,

536
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Speaker 2: Steve and the LBC.

537
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Speaker 1: So I do not watch the SBS. I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 1: The only award show I like is the Bennies because

539
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Speaker 1: I'm part of it. Like I don't watch the Oscars,

540
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: I don't watch the Grammys. I think it's irrelevant.

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Speaker 2: I think the Golden Globes has been canceled a couple

542
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: of times and they keep bringing it back from the dead.

543
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: So these things are not for me. They're not I

544
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: don't need.

545
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 2: To see people play grab ass and kiss each other

546
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Speaker 2: on the ass and hand out awards. I think they're

547
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 2: about as relevant as a VCR. That's my opinion. If

548
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 2: you like it, good for you. We can agree to disagree.

549
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 2: But in twenty twenty five, I have no time to

550
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: sit around and watch people kiss each other on the

551
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Speaker 2: ass and hand out awards. And I don't know why

552
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 2: these things still get green, Like the spe thing.

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Speaker 1: I get it.

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Speaker 2: It's on a day where there's nothing athletically going on

555
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: other than summer league games, so they need something to

556
00:28:59,160 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 2: fill time.

557
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: It's just filler. It's just spainest ass. And the way

558
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Speaker 1: I look at.

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00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: These things is it's just a bunch of athletes trying

560
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 2: to read off a teleprompter.

561
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: And so I don't need to see that.

562
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 2: We had a president that tried to read off a

563
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: teleprompter for a while didn't.

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Speaker 1: Go so well for him either, So I'm good. I'm out.

565
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 2: So and plus in twenty twenty five, anything good, somebody

566
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: will send you the clip. Anything good, someone will send

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Speaker 2: you the clip for example. For example, now, Shane Gillis,

568
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Speaker 2: I guess, was the MC of this thing.

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Speaker 1: Very funny man.

570
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: I think he's one of the top comedians we have today,

571
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Speaker 2: very funny.

572
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Speaker 1: And I hate all new comedians.

573
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Speaker 2: All my favorite comedians are dead because they were funny

574
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Speaker 2: when I was a kid. But Shane gillis Is, I

575
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 2: think he's great, very funny man. So somebody sent me

576
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: the guys. Robbie sent it as well, and he is

577
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: one of the great comics we have in America. So

578
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: Shane Gillis used one of the oldest tricks in the

579
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Speaker 2: comedy book, and the trick is if you say something

580
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Speaker 2: with confidence and you smile, you then allow ignorants to

581
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Speaker 2: take over mob mentality.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if we have the clipp or not.

583
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 2: We might not, But Shane Gillis stepped up to the

584
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Speaker 2: to the microphone and he casually announced he said, four

585
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Speaker 2: time w NBA All Star Brittany Hicks.

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Speaker 1: He introduced, do we have this, by the way, do

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Speaker 1: we have.

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Speaker 6: I think I do Brittany NBA joke?

589
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go. That's this is this is Shane Gillis.

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Speaker 1: Take a list.

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Speaker 3: Four time w NBA All Star Brittany Hicks is here.

592
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Speaker 1: Give it up for Brittany. Everybody. I'm I'm joking around.

593
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Speaker 1: That's my friend's wife.

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Speaker 5: I knew.

595
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Speaker 3: None of you knew w NBA players.

596
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Speaker 1: That is what that is an audio hatemaker. I mean

597
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: that is right to the faith.

598
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: There are so many This is my argument with people

599
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Speaker 2: like Supermarket Steve and a lot of these people that

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Speaker 2: I love the w NBA all of a sudd But

601
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 2: you know, it's like it's virtue signaling. Fandom is what

602
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 2: it is, right, It's you know, people on social media

603
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 2: chasing cloud, pretending like they watch an entire.

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Speaker 1: W NBA game.

605
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 2: And I don't know a lot. I'm obviously not good

606
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: at radio. I've done the overnights for years. I don't

607
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: get the day shift. I do the overnight shift. But

608
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: I do know what is in the zeitgeist and what

609
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: is not. And I promise you the only thing that

610
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 2: moves the needle is Caitlin Clark. It's a bunch of

611
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: flotsam and jets and faceless women who are tossed out

612
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 2: there by people that don't.

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Speaker 1: Watch for it.

614
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: And this is the example I talk about all the time.

615
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 2: We do broadcasting here, not narrow casting. And I don't

616
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: care how many people on social media, you know, how

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Speaker 2: excited they get, or how many how much airtime these

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Speaker 2: w NBA games get, you know, I I personally would

619
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 2: rather watch cornhole myself, or possibly Dodgeball.

620
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Speaker 1: I don't don't know, but this is my point.

621
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Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to think shange Ghills might be a

622
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: fan of the old the Old Maller Show back in

623
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: the old days when we played coach player Entertainer, which

624
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: was essentially that bid. It was essentially that bid. If

625
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: you've been with the show a long time, we used

626
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: to play coach player entertainer where I would toss out

627
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 2: a name and I would say coach player entertainer, and

628
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: most of the time people would not under They had

629
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Speaker 2: no idea.

630
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Speaker 1: And these are people that worked, they were in sports.

631
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: They were people that were on teams, pitchers, relief pitchers,

632
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: backup basketball players, the second long snapper on the Minnesota Viking,

633
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: and people had no idea.

634
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: Right.

635
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: People think they know, but they don't know, right. So

636
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 2: this is vindication for those of us that have said

637
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: all along there is no real fan base, right, it's

638
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: people virtue signaling, like you know, supermarket Steve and And

639
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: maybe at some point the WNBA will get a fan base, right,

640
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: Maybe at some point point they will. They don't have

641
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 2: it now. It's all a joke. And if if I'm

642
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: the w NBA owners, there's some rumors on the internet

643
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 2: that the WNBA players, who have no fans other than

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00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: Caitlin Clark, that they're going to demand more money.

645
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: Right. This is one of the internet rumors out there.

646
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: And if I'm the WNBA owners in negotiation, if it

647
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: goes to arbitration, I pull out the Shane Gillis comedy

648
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: from the I guess the SP's there and I just

649
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 2: play that and I just sit back and I say, well,

650
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 2: here's here's here's your your your audience. These are all

651
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 2: the biggest names in sports and entertainment and influencers and

652
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: all the people you don't want to hang out with

653
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 2: because they're a holes and they were all cheering.

654
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: Play it again. I want to hear to get played again,

655
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: playing the game. Playing again. I want to hear play again.

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Speaker 3: Plenty tiny WNBA All Star Britney Hicks is here. Give

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Speaker 3: it up for Brittany, everybody, I'm I'm joking around. That's

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Speaker 3: my friend's wife. I knew, none of you knew. W

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Speaker 3: NBA players.

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Speaker 1: Is so good.

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Speaker 2: The crowd goes wild and Britney Hicks, by the way,

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Speaker 2: doesn't even exist.

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Speaker 1: That in terms of the wnp's my buddy's wife. That

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Speaker 1: is so great. Oh my god, is that hilarious? Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 1: it is the Bane Malard Show.

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Speaker 2: As we will move on and on and on time

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Speaker 2: now though for the who am I game? And since

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Speaker 2: there were no games on Wednesday, we are able to

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Speaker 2: go into the archive for the who am I?

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Speaker 1: Game?

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Speaker 2: I was the first NFL quarterback to throw for four

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Speaker 2: hundred yards in a postseason game. And I also have

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Speaker 2: a pretty cool nickname as well. Again, I was the

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Speaker 2: first NFL quarterback to throw for four hundred yards and

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Speaker 2: a postseason game, and it doesn't happen very often even today.

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Speaker 2: And I have a pretty cool nickname as well. Who

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Speaker 2: am I who? That's the question.

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Speaker 1: The answer, We'll get to it. We will do it, Nack.

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Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show

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Speaker 2: up all night, every.

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Speaker 1: Single night. Yeah I know.

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Speaker 2: Did you know The Ben Maler Show is a YouTube influencer?

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Speaker 2: sure to check out the Fox Sports Radio YouTube channel.

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Speaker 1: Just search Fox Sports Radio on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: You'll see a whole bunch of video highlights from our

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Speaker 2: gas Bags, Blowhards, and Know It Alls In. You can

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Speaker 2: watch global the exclusive Mallard monologues that nobody else has.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to subscribe so you never missed the very

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Speaker 2: best Mallard monologues and Fox Sports Radio videos.

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Speaker 1: On the YouTube.

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Speaker 5: Thank god for the Internet.

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Speaker 1: Now time now for the who am I? Game?

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Speaker 2: And since there were no games games on Wednesday, we

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Speaker 2: were able to go into the bag of old questions

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Speaker 2: classic we call them el classical questions.

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Speaker 1: And here it is.

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Speaker 2: I was the first NFL quarterback to throw for four

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Speaker 2: hundred yards in a postseason game. And I also have

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Speaker 2: a pretty cool nickname as well.

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Speaker 1: Who am I?

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Speaker 2: That is the question? What is the answer? And let's

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Speaker 2: see does anyone know the answer? Lamont Sanford from Bobby

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Speaker 2: in Florida, Milcom and Mike and Colorado going with meet

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Speaker 2: George Jetson.

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Speaker 1: Who else?

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Speaker 2: Andy Dalton the Red Rifle from Femi, Tom Cruise, Ak

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Speaker 2: Maverick guest by Alf the Alien O Piner?

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Speaker 1: Who else?

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Speaker 2: Do we have a page down? Ferk Dock says, four

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Speaker 2: time WNBA All.

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Speaker 1: Star Britney Hicks is the answer?

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Speaker 2: Not going seven and nine? Jeff Fisher, I'm sick and

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Speaker 2: tired of going seven and nine. That's from Scrooge.

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Speaker 1: You are Luke Bryan who is forty nine today?

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Speaker 2: From the Late Night Drug Tester Just josh In Cincinnati,

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Speaker 2: going with that punk Eli Manning as his answer. Jay

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Speaker 2: Scoop says, previous Mallard Palooza champion Pam in Seattle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Pam was was.

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Speaker 2: A ringer and really good, like like a professional musician,

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Speaker 2: entered the Gong show and Pam blew us away. Friend

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Speaker 2: of inkoterr Eloy from Compton says, it's Nest the molester

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Speaker 2: cortes per Michael k I thought it was nasty Nester.

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Speaker 2: I don't know anyway, Attorney Alan Jackson from scott in

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Speaker 2: Rhode Island.

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Speaker 1: Karen Reid is free here you go, screw you da.

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Speaker 2: Michael Morrissey, See, that's that's political. But I did follow that.

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Speaker 2: That's that Karen Reid case.

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Speaker 6: Was next politics here, Well, it was.

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Speaker 2: It was I don't have time to get to it

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Speaker 2: right now, but it was a wild story. And Austin

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Speaker 2: Terry in England says, is it Jerry or Rice?

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Speaker 1: Oh so nice?

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Speaker 2: King Roy says, the ken doll is the Well, that's

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Speaker 2: an interesting ken doll you have there. Mallard prop guy

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Speaker 2: says it is Loraina.

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Speaker 1: The Queen of hearts. Oh look middle little Lorena Art there.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I love Lorena Art.

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Speaker 2: There's a little art of you there Andrew in the

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Speaker 2: Bay Areas going with not Brady Quinn, It says Brody Quinn. Here,

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Speaker 2: I guess that's a different I thought that was our

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Speaker 2: morning Guy, but apparently not. Melkolman Mike says, he's the

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Speaker 2: guy that came up with the original concept of the

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Speaker 2: Malard Militia logo, so he wants full credit for that logo,

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Speaker 2: which did appear on the ring that mister Irrigation made.

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Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan says, why a Tittle is the answer?

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Speaker 1: I remember when we were on the air of me and.

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Speaker 2: Eddie and the day that Ya Till died and we

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Speaker 2: had thought he had died years earlier because with a

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Speaker 2: name like y A Tittle.

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Speaker 1: Were that guy. He's alive. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Nick the Wendy's Guy checks in, says Sid Luckman, the playmaker,

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Speaker 2: Kenny the Snake Stabler from Rob in Minnesota, the Great

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Speaker 2: Rob in Minnesota. Kathy and Madison who is in the

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Speaker 2: Malor Palooza. She said, I think she submitted a song here.

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Speaker 2: Make sure it email me that song, Kathy, just so

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Speaker 2: we have it, she says. Brittany Hicks, my friend's wife

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Speaker 2: is the answer. Mowna.

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Speaker 1: What a what a hero?

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Speaker 2: Kathy is such a star, Big Grig Rob says, I'll

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Speaker 2: get here. From Big Big Rob, he says, I am

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Speaker 2: Vince and his administrative homeboys.

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Speaker 1: That that is the answer.

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Speaker 2: Chuck Woolery two and two. Back in two and two

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Speaker 2: from Big Lou. He's on number two. Hugh on I

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Speaker 2: five says the Snake and anyway, a lot of people

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Speaker 2: loving the Shane gillis WNBA joke, which was really good,

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Speaker 2: really good comedy.

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Speaker 1: All Right, do you have an answer?

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Speaker 2: Rain I was the first NFL quarterback to throw for

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Speaker 2: four hundred yards in a postseason game. Also got a

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Speaker 2: pretty cool nickname.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, since the coolest in the game, it's got

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Speaker 6: to be Joe Cool Montana Ben.

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Speaker 2: It's also not the hefty Lefty, the late Great Jared Lorenzo.

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Speaker 2: The answer Darryl Lemonica, Daryl Lomonica, the Raiders.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what his nickname was?

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Speaker 2: His nickname Darryl Lamonica, the Mad Bomber, The Mad Bomber,

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Speaker 2: Derek Darryl Lemonica, Mad Bomber,