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Speaker 1: Confession I can't take back o arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speak text to seventy five nine two says, after

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Speaker 2: thirty years of wanting to swim with dolphins, I finally

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Speaker 2: fulfilled that dream during a recent trip to New Zealand.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and it was disappointing, to say the least. Really,

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Speaker 2: the dolphins don't even do anything. They just float there.

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Speaker 1: Yea. Are they alive?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but we may need to in the

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Speaker 3: animal welfare in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: I disagree.

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Speaker 2: Lazy dolphins, yes, growing epidemic in this world. I don't

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Speaker 2: know why the media doesn't focus more on the laziness

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Speaker 2: of dolphins nowadays.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at dolphins are gonna get fat if you know,

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Speaker 1: it's our burning calories. I know they're basically manatees.

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Speaker 2: Now, sorry, somebody had to say it, but we're going

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Speaker 2: to try not to bring that lazy dollph and energy

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Speaker 2: to this round of the mass speaker because I'm sure

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Speaker 2: some listeners dream of coming on our show to share

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Speaker 2: their secrets, and we want to.

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Speaker 1: Make that worth their while.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like with today's caller, who's chosen Sandy as her

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Speaker 2: fake name. So Sandy, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hi, how are you.

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Speaker 3: I thought we were going to do this all in

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Speaker 3: Dolphin language.

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Speaker 1: That's the mask.

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Speaker 2: We'll work on that for future broadcast, but for now

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Speaker 2: we'll do the all English version. The voice changer is

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Speaker 2: on Sandy. You're our mass speaker, So whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: So my boyfriend is that it?

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Speaker 1: My lord? What's up with your boyfriend?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I love him, I love him for real,

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Speaker 4: but we've been together for almost three years. He has

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Speaker 4: this horrible, horrible habit. He's the kind of guy who

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Speaker 4: sets like fifteen alarms every single morning. Yeah, I mean yeah,

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Speaker 4: if he needs to wake up at six am, he'll

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Speaker 4: like start his arms at four thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, totally good god, because it's an hour.

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Speaker 2: It's an hour you snoozing in your sleep, and then

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Speaker 2: after the first hour you start to open your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Like wait, wait, I do it every five minutes for

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Speaker 1: an hour, so.

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Speaker 2: That's one whole hour of uninterrupted sleep that you're robbing

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Speaker 2: yourself out.

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Speaker 1: After all of.

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Speaker 4: Them, I get up like after a few I mean

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Speaker 4: he makes it go up like every ten minutes. Oh

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Speaker 4: oh jeez, no, and he'll just keep hitting the till

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Speaker 4: finally reaches six am.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh god, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean clearly it bothers you. Did you

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Speaker 2: ever talk to him about it.

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Speaker 4: I've told him it bothers me, but he basically says

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Speaker 4: he can't do anything about it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Kenny, I want to. I want to do it,

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Speaker 1: but my body won't let me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't control what my body does.

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Speaker 4: He's like, I have to wake up really really slowlier.

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Speaker 4: I just won't be able to function all day. I

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Speaker 4: have to do it this way.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's so fun for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and so thoughtful of him. Way to make a

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Speaker 3: compromise in the relationship.

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Speaker 1: Do you have to set an alarm in the mornings?

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Speaker 4: I mean yeah, when I have to get up and

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Speaker 4: I get up and go. I I don't have like

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Speaker 4: up till eight. This is like six am.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay.

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Speaker 4: Like I've tried ear plugs, I've tried moving room, like

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Speaker 4: it doesn't morning. I still hear it. It's like I'm

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Speaker 4: living in a torture chamber.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I feel like your confession is leading to some

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Speaker 3: sort of like plan to rid him obit. Uh.

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Speaker 4: Well, I couldn't take it anymore. And I mean I

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Speaker 4: actually need.

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Speaker 3: To sleep we're on your side.

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Speaker 2: Well, some of us like feeling and looking exhausted all

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Speaker 2: the time, so be careful with that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my look.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my grandmother used to call it a bedroom eyes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, they're not bad, but you're not.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to do that obviously. So is there

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Speaker 1: a plan?

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, this is the confession. So it went off

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Speaker 4: at like four thirty in the morning. It went off

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Speaker 4: like four times. He went back to sleep, and I

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Speaker 4: got up and I turned it off so it wouldn't

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Speaker 4: go off anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't blame you.

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Speaker 1: He deserves that, okay.

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Speaker 4: And he selept through the rest of all the alarms

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Speaker 4: and he didn't wake up, and I got some rest.

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Speaker 4: So he's supposed to get up at six I think.

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Speaker 4: Finally he shakes me awake at like seven forty five

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Speaker 4: and he's in a total panic.

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Speaker 2: Oh you didn't leave the last one.

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Speaker 1: For him to wake up.

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Speaker 4: He was just screaming and screaming to He was like,

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Speaker 4: what happened? Why didn't my alarms work? Why didn't the

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Speaker 4: alarms go off? Why didn't they go off? And I

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Speaker 4: just played dumb and I said, I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 4: it was maybe something wrong, phone glitch or somehow anyway,

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Speaker 4: he ended up he was so late to work that

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Speaker 4: he got fired from his job.

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Speaker 1: Wo Oh, was that the plan?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Uh not at the time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it looks like somebody isn't paying the other half

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Speaker 3: of the rent this month.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that backfired on you.

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Speaker 4: Kind of, Well in a way, did he? I mean,

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Speaker 4: yet that day he was supposed to open the restaurant

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Speaker 4: where he worked in the.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I can see why you got in trouble.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it gets a little bit better kind of

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Speaker 4: He ended up being unemployed for a few months. I

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Speaker 4: felt like, really really guilty, and I was about to

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Speaker 4: tell him, and then he had a new job and

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Speaker 4: guess what what he does don't have to wake up

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Speaker 4: until afternoon.

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Speaker 1: All right, the rest industry came through for him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, so silver lining. It ended up working out.

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Speaker 4: So it's all fine.

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Speaker 2: In a certain way, you actually helped improve his life

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Speaker 2: kind of a yeah.

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Speaker 3: You should tell him now, You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Another of trust issues after that, The text in the

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Speaker 2: seven eighty five nine too. If you have a confession

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Speaker 2: you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,

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Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speak

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Speaker 2: your phone taps coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,