WEBVTT - 3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief

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<v Speaker 1>Phone, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand

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<v Speaker 1>phone tappen. Hi, Danielle, what's your phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>All?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? So Danielle and her sister Terry took Danielle's three

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<v Speaker 1>year old son Ryan to an Easter egg hunt at

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<v Speaker 1>the church. But Danielle's very protective of her son, so

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<v Speaker 1>we decided we're just gonna call and mess around with her.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. This is not gonna be good, not nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Just listen to Danielle's phone tap with Danielle. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Ryan's mom? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>This is my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Matthew's mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling because the other day we had the egg

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<v Speaker 1>hunt at the church. Yeah it was great. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't so great for my poor little boy because

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<v Speaker 1>all his Easter eggs kept getting taken out of his

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<v Speaker 1>basket by your little boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, every time Matthew would turn around, he'd have one

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<v Speaker 1>less Easter egg in his basket, and I saw it

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<v Speaker 1>in Ryan's basket.

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<v Speaker 2>Really calling me about your child losing eggs from the basket?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Really calling you right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I am calling you right now because you really shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be raising a thief.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse, accuse my three year old son. It's stealing. What's

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>He is a thief. He went and he took the

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<v Speaker 1>Easter eggs out of my little boy's basket.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it wasn't somebody else's kid.

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<v Speaker 1>This is ridiculous because I watched him. I watched him

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<v Speaker 1>and not only did he take the eggs from Matthew's basket,

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<v Speaker 1>he took the eggs from other little kid's baskets as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Three years old, ladies years exactly. Other people taking other kids'

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<v Speaker 2>eggs out of basket exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>He's three years old. If you don't stop the madness, now,

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to turn into a juvenile delinquid.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I'm not time to have this conversation. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>complete fallacy. And I can't even believe you would bother

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<v Speaker 2>to call a perfect stranger's mother up to like wrap

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<v Speaker 2>them out. This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually doing you a favor. I'm doing you a favor. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a reason you hung up on me? You

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<v Speaker 1>can't talk like an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't believe that this is blown up to

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<v Speaker 2>this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you do you encourage him to go

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<v Speaker 1>steal from people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I send my kid off to school every

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<v Speaker 2>single day and I go, oh, oh, what can you

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<v Speaker 2>bring back for a mommy today? What? Sorry? What kind

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<v Speaker 2>of this is ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he go on playdates and steal toys from his friends?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what he does? Shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>You have nothing to absolutely say you know how to

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<v Speaker 2>raise a child. That's what I am and deeply wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with you to have the ball. Yeah, and apparently the

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<v Speaker 2>mom he's my beautiful son, play abusive woman and don't

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<v Speaker 2>even come near my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know how some kids that are cute and

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<v Speaker 1>there are some kids that are so ugly they just

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<v Speaker 1>don't even have a chance. My child is not here

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<v Speaker 1>right now, but I guarantee Ryan is sitting right there

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<v Speaker 1>while you're calling me old kinds of names.

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<v Speaker 2>Not true, and you know I know where he is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's out stealing from somebody else right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, because I'm sure that if I recorded this conversation

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<v Speaker 2>and played it for anybody, you would be a clear

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<v Speaker 2>psychotic bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you just say I'm not the one that's

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<v Speaker 1>cursing like a sailor, You're the one, this bitch and

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<v Speaker 1>this stupid as this, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>You, not me, and you mocking me right now, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not that's not in any way cursing or setting a

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<v Speaker 2>bad example. Good job, mom, really good. You guys are

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<v Speaker 2>amazing A plus mother of the year. Wow, what a

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<v Speaker 2>good sample for your son that you were setting. Just amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I bowed down to you, I utterly bound must be.

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<v Speaker 2>You must feel so blessed to have such a wonderful

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<v Speaker 2>woman in his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised the US the body didn't drop dead when

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<v Speaker 1>he walked to your house. It was just bless this

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<v Speaker 1>drop I'm not you have no people.

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<v Speaker 2>Overap woman, shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I will wait. I got one more thing to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you to shut up up. You just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>What this is Danielle mon Arrow from Elvis Durant in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show, and your sister is just phone taput

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<v Speaker 1>up this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is not right, not right? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you there, Danielle? Why did you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Be Elvis Durant's phone tap