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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,

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Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage

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Speaker 1: Gaby aid we want to send you off in slive.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 1: Will it be distracting if you glance over and see

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Speaker 1: me in my new cop sunglasses?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I will immediately throw my hands in the air.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's okay. I can simply turn them one eddie

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Speaker 1: and have them on the back of my head.

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Speaker 3: My favorite Internet picture is somebody took a picture of

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Speaker 3: a guy doing that in church and he's bald, so

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Speaker 3: it looks like a little smiling head because he has

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Speaker 3: wrinkles on the back.

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Speaker 1: Of the Yeah, perfect hot dog wrinkles. Just a six

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Speaker 1: pack of Francs.

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Speaker 2: Just staring back at the person in the pew, behind him.

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Speaker 1: Oh, but they work and the secret I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: to be like a jet ski repair man.

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Speaker 4: I mean, your.

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Speaker 2: Dreams are coming true in this car right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got myself everyone some Oakley wrap arounds for free.

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Speaker 2: Chris is doing a hot Head summer.

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Speaker 1: Those glasses, Yeah, yeah, I was looking for a summer theme.

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Speaker 1: You know, we were late this year trying to come

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Speaker 1: up with one, and mine's going to be these.

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Speaker 2: Glasses Maga Republican summer.

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Speaker 1: If anyone, I mean some people, it's how you wear them. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I put them on slightly crooked, like hey, I'm fun.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then people will know that you're not going

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Speaker 3: to start a fight in the coffee bean and tea leave.

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Speaker 1: I have noticed I've gotten some respectful glances from some Ruffians.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, people that aren't going to try it

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Speaker 1: with you because of those glasses. Yeah. They command authority,

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Speaker 1: Yeah do they?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they're just nervous that I am

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Speaker 1: who I appear to be a cop? I do? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but boy, I put these on and immediately could see better.

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Speaker 1: They block out. I think they're also for fishing. Do

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Speaker 1: they like a nice calm fisherman? Member one with nature.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if every guy wearing Oakley blades was also

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Speaker 3: a provable fishermen, nobody would be stressed out in public anymore.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. All I have to do is start carrying a satchel, yeah,

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Speaker 1: with lures, or a kind of hawkeye pierce hat with

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Speaker 1: a bunch of lures on it. What if, just so

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Speaker 1: I felt comfortable in my glasses, I started tying flies.

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Speaker 1: Even though I do not fish, Even though I grew

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Speaker 1: up in the river runs through a town of Missoula, Montana,

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Speaker 1: I do not fish.

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Speaker 2: How did you get around not fishing? Is because Jim didn't.

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Speaker 1: Fish the right It is because my dad felt bad

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Speaker 1: for even and so I was never forced to wake

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Speaker 1: up at six am and go fishing. God, all of

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Speaker 1: my friends' dads did that, of course, and now they fish. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet they do it well because it's kind of nice, right.

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Speaker 1: I think the times I've done it, I've totally enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: But I I, you know, just because it was relaxing.

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Speaker 1: But I can't imagine getting excited about it to where

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Speaker 1: that's your thing. Yeah, Well, maybe you need it. Maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe I do. Maybe I need a relaxing thing. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you Yeah, something that isn't like competitive or score based

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Speaker 3: That's why guys hold them up on dating apps. Right, look, girls,

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Speaker 3: I got this sized salmon.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine, knowing my personality, that I wouldn't be

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you would bring that furious energy into fishing.

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Speaker 1: I would be furious. I'd be thinking of that.

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Speaker 2: I'd be curious.

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Speaker 1: Could get through this, Chris, it's not a word that

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Speaker 1: I've decided maybe that isn't my zen, But hey, I

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Speaker 3: How Sorry, real quick, not to contradict you immediately, but

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Speaker 3: the idea that you would ever think golfing would be

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Speaker 3: it feels to me like signing up and getting interested

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Speaker 3: in a thing that you will basically always be relatively

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Speaker 3: bad at. Yes, because to get good at something that

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Speaker 1: If I had thought about it that way before I started.

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Speaker 1: It's too late because you hit it bad ten times

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Speaker 2: You get one going.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I was pretty hard on myself. I

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Speaker 1: I think I was affecting everyone's mood. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know you. No, I don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: Whisper horrid nothing. Yes, I sure we all throw golf

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Speaker 1: Good, but no, no more, No more throwing.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it's it seems to be tantrum worthy. I

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Speaker 1: My dad will always be like, come golfing with me.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, I do not get it really in

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Speaker 1: any it seems like tennis, where it's hard to hold

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Speaker 1: and it feels odd, And then that's how you're just starting.

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Speaker 2: That's square one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. None of it is intuitive to anything you've done before,

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Speaker 1: unless you grew up playing hockey, I suppose, and that

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Speaker 1: I suppose my zen fishing thing is my skateboarding. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not competing. I'm only competing with myself. And today

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Speaker 1: I did something I haven't done for fifteen years, just

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Speaker 2: Was it a mick?

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Speaker 1: A mixed twist is a five on a half pipe? Oh,

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Speaker 1: so that you gotta be. I don't even know to

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Speaker 1: I could drop in, but then once I'm at the

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Speaker 4: I panic?

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Speaker 2: You turn real fast?

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Speaker 1: They're twenty feet tall.

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Speaker 2: Pizza French fries? Does that help it all?

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Speaker 3: I guess I just assumed, because you do so much

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Speaker 3: snowboarding and skateboarding that the halfpipe stuff I know, automatic.

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Speaker 1: And it's lower impact. You can do it for longer.

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Speaker 1: I need to get into it. A friend of mine

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Speaker 1: adult skate camp wherever him was a grown up and

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Speaker 1: they let you launch your body and to foam pits

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Speaker 1: and harness hold your hands there you drop it. There

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Speaker 1: you're less scared to fall, so you you learn your

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Speaker 1: old tricks, right, And uh, that's cool. It looked very

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Speaker 1: fun and it was four days. It's only five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: They give you meals. What Yeah, I thought you were

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Speaker 1: like eight thousand. I'm going it's only five hundred. You

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Speaker 1: should I will. I'm very excited already. I'm getting out

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Speaker 1: don't need any underwear.

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Speaker 2: Where where does it take place?

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Speaker 1: Well, there's Woodward West and Woodward East. Woodward East is

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Speaker 1: in sunny Golden State, California. Oh, I'm not sure where,

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Speaker 1: but I'll find it on a map and I'll drive there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and bring underwear? Mm hmm, that's all I have to bring.

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Speaker 1: Give yourself at least four pair of underwear, yes, for

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Speaker 3: You never know what's going to like to what it's

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Speaker 3: going to be like to drop into that ball pit. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he could scare the living and literal shit at you.

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Speaker 1: What he said was getting out of the foam. It's

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Speaker 1: like blocks of foam. He said, getting out of it

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Speaker 1: was like hiking a mountain, like it was very difficult

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Speaker 2: How did don't they hoist you back out?

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's there are these strong handed men

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Speaker 1: Oh God, I know.

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Speaker 3: Well now I'm not going. It's so sick of these

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Speaker 3: fake strong handed men.

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Speaker 1: Hi, I shut up for the strong handed men.

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Speaker 3: I thought I'd be helped places with a hand on

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I would buy no, But you do

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Speaker 1: get enchiladas later. I can get those myself. I've already

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Speaker 1: I'll let you know when I'm going to be gone

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Speaker 2: Hey, if you own an independent business and you'd like

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Speaker 2: to sponsor Chris as he goes to skateboarding adult man camp,

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Speaker 2: then please write in at how.

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Speaker 1: I think it'd be embarrassing. None of the other guys

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll have a sponsor. Meta Mucil will come through.

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Speaker 1: They'll pay for that camp and some maybe some gear

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Speaker 1: and get you some new some new sunglasses. It would

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Speaker 1: and I redid the one time I was in a

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Speaker 1: skate competition in seventh grade, I went off a launch ramp.

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Speaker 1: Those don't exist anymore. They just shoot you in the

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Speaker 1: I shot my little pants?

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Speaker 2: Did you?

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Speaker 1: In front of everyone? And I just skated off in

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Speaker 1: the distance.

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Speaker 2: How old?

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Speaker 1: Seventh grade? I think, oh that's not bad. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean it was too old to be doing that though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but how do you add a bunch of prunes? Recently?

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Speaker 1: I think it was probably something like that. There was

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 1: It's just funny when you're out of context. Sorry, we

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Speaker 1: How was your week? What do you do?

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Speaker 3: I cannot seem to get a morning ritual down where

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Speaker 3: It's because I love coffee and I like difficulty. Really,

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Speaker 3: You got to eat like thirty grams of protein. It's

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Speaker 3: so that you don't whatever. It's like a cortisol thing. Okay,

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Speaker 3: No cortisol causes Oh no, but if you eat that protein,

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Speaker 2: Look like Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: That's why I got these glasses. So here's the trick.

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Speaker 3: That then like I lose, I just lose faith in humanity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the whole world.

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Speaker 2: It's the whole world.

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Speaker 3: And I need to tell it's usually Danielle, who is

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Speaker 2: And it's usually her having to receive me being like.

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Speaker 1: I'm the same as everyone else. I'm frustrated. I want

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Speaker 3: You know Bill Murray when it comes to winning anything.

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Speaker 3: Hey, but you know it's funny people drink.

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Speaker 1: He thinks it's disrespectful because he's not serious about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't like the jokes. I think he thinks

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great, I guess my generation. Yeah. If if

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Speaker 2: I have to actually eat a real breakfast.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess people do.

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Speaker 1: I suppose most people do.

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Speaker 1: And there's those people who prep their food, like on

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Speaker 2: Listener, he lunged at me.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, he lunched at me with those sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: The whole benefit so far has been that no one

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Speaker 2: I'm going to report you to the listener.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's reasons. There's reasons that we all land cameras

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Speaker 3: Anyway, go to my website if you want to get

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Speaker 2: Why am I even talking about this? It's my fucking place.

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Speaker 1: I started it, did you? Well? No, the podcast, I

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Speaker 1: the real mistake. I'm saying, yes, should we just ditch

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Speaker 1: what were you gonna say? Moonlight horse ride?

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, this isn't zoo drive because this

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that fucking means.

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Speaker 1: So can you just tell me turn now or whatever?

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Speaker 1: It's his turn.

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Speaker 2: It's his turn, white car.

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Speaker 1: Ye, God damn everybody, And we were on your side

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Speaker 3: then it'll go eight hundred feet three hundred feet, right,

446
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Speaker 3: But it still makes me panic because I'm like, when

447
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 3: you're coming up on a four way stop or whatever,

448
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, you have to do both.

449
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if it's feet, I still don't know that.

450
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: The same the time I went bungee jumping off a

451
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: bridge and they said it's two hundred feet and I

452
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: look down and I'm like, there's no way that's just

453
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Speaker 1: two hundred feet.

454
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Speaker 2: How many feet did you think it was? How many

455
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Speaker 2: feet did it feel?

456
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 1: It looked like a thousand feet? Yeah, I'm like, there's

457
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: no way. This is just twenty stories of a building.

458
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: But if you think of that, that's doesn't that seem

459
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 1: like it would be about a thousand feet? No, each

460
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 1: story is about ten, Each story is ten depending on

461
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: the building. Unless you're a rich person and you have

462
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: twelve foot exactly.

463
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Speaker 2: Feet three hundred feet. What's happening now, you see?

464
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Speaker 1: Yes, all I'm.

465
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Speaker 3: Saying is I could really I don't know why I

466
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 3: don't ritualize a very important morning routine that not only

467
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 3: will I will feed myself breakfast, but I will then

468
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 3: take the supplements that my changing perimenopausal body absolutely needs

469
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Speaker 3: to feel.

470
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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, treat it like your skincare, which, by the way,

471
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Speaker 1: I went to the is it just like heaven? Cruel

472
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Speaker 1: World one of them. I went to a festival that

473
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Speaker 1: see Metric, which was absolutely amazing.

474
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Speaker 3: Okay, really quick, do you see that this motherfucking car

475
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 3: is about to put us back on the one thirty four?

476
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: Do you see that right there?

477
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Speaker 1: What in the world we're getting I don't know just

478
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: for a second though, Okay, I think we're.

479
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Speaker 2: See one hundred feet.

480
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Speaker 1: I won't it zoom in? Oh, I guess we don't

481
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: need it to. We're getting back north. I've done. It'll

482
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: be just for a moment, okay, and.

483
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Speaker 3: Then it'll oh gotcha, I see, I see, yes, Okay.

484
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: I was walking at this this music festival.

485
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Speaker 2: When did you go?

486
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: It was just four or five days ago. It was

487
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: so great. Always a Metric are two of my favorite bands,

488
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: and they were always so good, so good, such a

489
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: rock band, like quintessential rock band.

490
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 4: It was so good.

491
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: And then I was walking and these two guys were

492
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Speaker 1: like enjoyed some of the patching I done on my shoes.

493
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 1: I'd thet all flies and they're like, are those the

494
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: Van's Madrid fly shoes? And I'm like no, but I

495
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: wanted them so much as a kid that I kind

496
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: of made them. They're like, you weren't alive. How old

497
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: are you? And I said I'm forty nine and they said,

498
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: shut up? What is your skin routine? And I went

499
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: and I don't know if they were serious and really

500
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: wanted to know it, but I went. I was like,

501
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 1: cause our X and then snail and they're like Musin,

502
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: like they knew that it was Musin. Yeah, and then

503
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: and then top it off with some one skin and

504
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: then I promoted the podcast right their faces.

505
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Speaker 2: Here's really quick, but they almost wrote it down for real.

506
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like cars. They were young people, but I

507
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: think they're gay boys. And they were very already, very

508
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: much conscious about their They both looked like they had

509
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: a waxy like sheene on their skin, like they already

510
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: did stuff even though they're in their twenties or something,

511
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: So they were ahead of the game already.

512
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 2: They may have just been flirting with you too.

513
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: No, I think they meant it. I think they thought

514
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 1: I looked young for my age.

515
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 2: Oh I bet they did. I bet they did.

516
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 1: But also yes, I will accept that they were possibly flirting.

517
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 3: Also just to let you know, and this is not

518
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 3: a commercial, but since we did a commercial for One

519
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 3: Skin and we got sent or I don't know if

520
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 3: we did on this podcast, but we did on my

521
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 3: favorite murder.

522
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah we did. Oh I got it. I read

523
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: about it. Oh boy, it tingles and it works.

524
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 2: Yes, It's like I.

525
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 3: Have since seen tiktoks where they're like, this is the shit,

526
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 3: this is like, this is what you want, and I'm like,

527
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 3: now I can't find the I cream. But there's another

528
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 3: one where I'm like, oh my god, this is real.

529
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. Just go to go

530
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: to go to where you go.

531
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 4: Me?

532
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: Yeah or you know, we'll say it in the podcast.

533
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: There's a place where people can go to find where

534
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: our sponsors are, right, I don't know we should know that.

535
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: Should we have a website? I think it's too late,

536
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 1: it is, it's too late.

537
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there's a three year refractory period.

538
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: Right they do. Now we're done for Yeah, yeah, One

539
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: Skin's the place to go. And then we have a

540
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: promo code. Is all I'm saying.

541
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 2: Watch how hard it is to do this.

542
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: You too will have unsolicited, handsome young people asking you

543
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: for the time of day, even though they're wearing a watch.

544
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: Even though they know the time of day.

545
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. It wasn't about the time. Oh

546
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: look at that. Look it's a dad and son on

547
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: little suitcase scooters. What am I looking at?

548
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: Suitcase scooters?

549
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: But I feel like the child should not be leading right. Well,

550
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: you know kids, they want to get in front of

551
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: dad and prove that one day they'll be a man.

552
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: He probably was like slow down, Caleb.

553
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 2: Wait for daddy, and Caleb's like fuck you.

554
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,479
Speaker 1: I am confused about what they were on though. They

555
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: were tiny little scooters that look like luggage.

556
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: They look like rectangles, Yes, like sitting down bird scooters

557
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 3: with rectangular bases.

558
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were sitting on a toy that a child

559
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: would have. That is a little box that unfolds in

560
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: like a transformer into a motorcycle.

561
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: You know how children love to play with card tables. Yes,

562
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: well these ones clearly turn.

563
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: Into a motor's EyeT took that motorized vehicle.

564
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in Glendale. Now do you feel the vibe change?

565
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll feel a change once we're with moving traffic

566
00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: because the aggression is real. Yeah, people drive very fast boulevard.

567
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: This is a deadly boulevard.

568
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: We're going to drag race for sure at some point.

569
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: Not Rue Paul's regulars.

570
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes my dad just casually reminds me that one of

571
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: the things all the kids did on the weekend was

572
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: drag race, and you could put down your your title slip. Yeah,

573
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 1: and people lost their cars.

574
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 4: Yep.

575
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 3: My uncle Martin used to do that in San Francisco.

576
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 3: He drag raced corvers, the ones that exploded in the back.

577
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: Wow, that would be intimidating during a Yeah. Yeah. My

578
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: dad had a gto and he would drag race.

579
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.

580
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: And I think there was like a flag person like

581
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: go everybody, like in Greece. I'm the best dancer at

582
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: Saint Bernadette. Yeah, but this is the gigs I get

583
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: on the weekend.

584
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 4: Go.

585
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: But now I'm in the La River things. It really sucks.

586
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: Damn it. Sorry, I should have done that faster.

587
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 3: I looked too fast and it was on three hundred

588
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 3: feet and I couldn't swing left.

589
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: Well, well, you know it's gonna work out. We will.

590
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: He will have to patiently wait, And I am patiently

591
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: waiting for when he gets in the car and makes

592
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: fun of my oak lates. That's how I know he's

593
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: a friend.

594
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 3: That'll be the proof. Is he a comedian and a

595
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 3: friend or fraud? He doesn't even understand the test he's

596
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 3: about to be tested on.

597
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: I think I thought you called him a frog, and

598
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: then I thought you meant you just said testing two

599
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: in a row.

600
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: Here, I'll do them.

601
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do a little dip jump driving whale, the

602
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: old three point turn.

603
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: Classic classic Glendale move.

604
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, first, act like you're parking, and then zip into

605
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: the middle of the road. Secondly, dip into this wave.

606
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: At the guy drawing it socks sadly while drinking of beverage,

607
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: drawing and dry drawing, drying drawing his socks. He's drawing

608
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: he took off a sock and he's doing a still

609
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: life portrait in the alley where sock portraiture belongs. Oh

610
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: is my? Are we picking up today's guest at Fat sALS?

611
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: The sandwich shop?

612
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: The sandwich shop?

613
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: No girl wants to go to? How dare you call

614
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: me that?

615
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: Okay boo waits on the other fucking side.

616
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: Yes, but I think if we find yeah, there's a

617
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: crosswalk here, it'll work out. I can let him know

618
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: that he can just cross the street and meet Just

619
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: go next. Great, we're waiting for our guests. We're in

620
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: the streets, like originally intended this podcast. We will go anywhere. Yeah,

621
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: even Glendale, not just your driveway. We are in Glendale.

622
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: We're in the thick of it. And and as I'm assuming,

623
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: our guest today is at Fats I'll sandwich shop.

624
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Speaker 3: Today's show is brought to you by you Break I

625
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Speaker 3: Fix Phone and Computer Repair. If you have a broken

626
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 3: phone or computer, come on down Brand Boulevard and you break.

627
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Speaker 1: I Fix, We'll fix it for you. So it's our

628
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: job to break it. Yeah, their job to fix it.

629
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 2: Hey, can you please do your job? Break your phone?

630
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: Hey, I did my job.

631
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: Here he is everyone, yeah, yeah, yeah.

632
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: You in the backseat, not my lap. You know. Today's

633
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: guests from clubs and colleges around the country. Everyone put

634
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: your ears together for Sean Jordan.

635
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 4: Oh this is so dope.

636
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sean. Oh sorry, Sean, Karen.

637
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 4: Have you met Karen Befure briefly? But hello, yes, see you.

638
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 4: Nice to see you.

639
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: Maybe a Bridgetown.

640
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 4: It's absolutely Bridgetown.

641
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

642
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: Did we party in Bridgetown?

643
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 4: I sure did. Chris and I tried to move a

644
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 4: car off some train tracks at Bridgetown.

645
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: That was insane.

646
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody came in. It was somebody who drove down

647
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 4: some train tracks.

648
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: But he would do it because of me. No, he said,

649
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: should I turn right here? And I thought he saw

650
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: that it was train tracks.

651
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 4: I think he did. I think it was just a

652
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 4: more on. Yeah.

653
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: No, he thought he would make it later on. I

654
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: had respect for him once one he was sober, and

655
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: Dewey's like, yeah, I really thought I could make it,

656
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: And for some reason I was like, okay, I can

657
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: live with that. But we drove for a while and

658
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, the train tracks were higher

659
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: than the clearance on the car.

660
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 2: You said, we drove for a while.

661
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: You got into the also was in the car, grabbed

662
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: the steering wheel. I was driving with him. He like,

663
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: dared him too his money. The story changes over to yeah,

664
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean really well, well, my right hand was on

665
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: the steering wheel, my left hand was down on the gas.

666
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: He was trying to kick it away, but it was

667
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: his fault.

668
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 4: So you got high water. And then Chris comes in

669
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 4: at the after party, is like, there's a car stuck

670
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 4: on the train tracks. Who was gonna help me move it?

671
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 4: And like fifteen of us got up. We moved the

672
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 4: back really easy, and then none of us accounted for

673
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 4: the engine, so we tried to move the front thing

674
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 4: to be easy.

675
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: It wouldn't budge, no, and it was it was just

676
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 1: a Honda Civic or something, right.

677
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 4: I wasn't like a hummer or anything.

678
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: I really thought fifteen people because I've seen footage from

679
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 1: the fifties of you know, them lifting a convertible.

680
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 4: And also so the cops showed up, and you could

681
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: tell that some people had real drugs on them because

682
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 4: they both because I went, I was just like, I

683
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 4: doesn't have some alcohol. So I went and like went

684
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 4: towards the cops, and like half the people ran away,

685
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 4: like yeah, I get it. I'll go. I'll go talk

686
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 4: to the heat and let me take it. Yeah. I

687
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 4: got the cops in my first.

688
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: Road, and I started demanding that they called the train

689
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: people because I was worried about a train coming.

690
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 4: Get a couple of ules, allowed mouth soup, Yeah, get

691
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 4: the train on the phone.

692
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: I had a heaping hot ball allowed talk to the

693
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: engineer now, and the cop yelled at me, you don't

694
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: think we already contacted the train people. I appreciate that

695
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: he also called them trained people, but they.

696
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 4: Were I'd never even thought about it. Twelve years, I

697
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 4: haven't thought about that, so good, good call. I never

698
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 4: would have suggested that.

699
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: Yes, and the train did eventually come it indeed would

700
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 1: have been a problem. Yeah the I mean, and didn't

701
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: the police have their guns drawn? Or am I making

702
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 1: that part out up?

703
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 4: You know, it gets a little hazy towards that part,

704
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 4: and I might not have stuck around for the whole thing.

705
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: At first, they thought there was a real problem, like uh,

706
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: because yeah, there's a car in the train tracks with

707
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: fifteen more trying to But I remember one of them

708
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: making a comment because there was like three girls wearing

709
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: poodle skirts like I don't know if they had a

710
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: sketch or something that was fifties saw Coop themed, but

711
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: it may have been butter Boss. Maybe it was. Oh,

712
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 1: now I need to know if they helped.

713
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 4: They could have.

714
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know, but they and then real pitching gals.

715
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 2: I feel like they would have.

716
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: Sure everyone else I chose for my team was based

717
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: on size and then interest. Thank you for being interested, Sean.

718
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 4: I was crazy interested.

719
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I didn't remember. It was such

720
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: a it's hard to know where you are, and that

721
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: that warehouse district straight from Judgment Night the movie, and

722
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it right away, so a lot of

723
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 1: time had passed. But it is crazy, and so when

724
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: we lifted up the car and rotate it, it was

725
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: wedged in there so tightly that it became more of

726
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 1: a problem.

727
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, like when someone tries to loosen a knot or

728
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 4: something the wrong way.

729
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. We really tightened that knot. But the

730
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: next day that guy was driving his car, he just yeah,

731
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: I just had a flat tire, no damage to the car.

732
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you aren't in jail. He's like, no,

733
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: I sober. They just it was a friendly mistake.

734
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 4: That was like the first within two days of knowing you.

735
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was It's a real Fairbanks start. Yeah. I

736
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: was always in rare form. At those uh, at those

737
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: those Bridgetown festivals.

738
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 4: I think everybody was you have a party till four

739
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 4: in the morning. It's like that's gonna happen.

740
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 1: It's gonna go down. Yeah, sure, Yeah. I wasn't always

741
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: proud of the stories that he stuck.

742
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 3: I just like the idea that someone's like, hey, should

743
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 3: I turn here, and you're like, you absolutely should.

744
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: I really a great.

745
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 4: Idea in a chaos over there.

746
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: And then as we're going driving over the track, so

747
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you didn't know they were here, but

748
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:04,959
Speaker 1: he did know.

749
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: He knew, he knew, and he didn't know you were

750
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 2: super drunk.

751
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: It's funny in this story. I really I was. Yeah,

752
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,760
Speaker 1: I was. I was on many things, but he.

753
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 4: Wasn't.

754
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: And so why do I think that's great? He's just crazy.

755
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 4: It's just a wild doing that drunk or sober?

756
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, super sober.

757
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 4: He's taking the egg right there.

758
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

759
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: Also was the local like.

760
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 4: Yes, I want to say his name was Drew. I

761
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 4: can't remember last name, but he lived in town, and

762
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 4: he was.

763
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: His name was, Hey, Drew, please call in, we need

764
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: to talk to Yeah, I've only I only have the

765
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: utmost respect for you, Drew. I think that's been established.

766
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: Oh that was fun. And then was that before or

767
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: after you? Because you were pretty good pals with our

768
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: friend of the show, David Huntsberger.

769
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 4: I was just at David's two hours ago. Really, I

770
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 4: went to go see him in the kiddos and uh.

771
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: Did you help bring the kid to school? No, I

772
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 1: have a few appointments with Dave because he had Hernie's surgery.

773
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: So I just show up, take the cart seat with

774
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: child inside, and put it in the car, and that's

775
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: my job.

776
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 4: You want to bring it up to Portland, You can

777
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 4: take Maxine to daycare anytime you want, your friend, I

778
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 4: might refinitely fill the time.

779
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,959
Speaker 2: Your daughter's name's Maxine. That is such a good name.

780
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 4: Thank you. So the Jordan's, the Jordan men notoriously haven't

781
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 4: been good people. So my because my pitch, my pitch

782
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 4: to my wife because I don't I don't obviously think

783
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 4: our kids should have the last name Jordan. It should

784
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 4: be a discussion whatever. So I was like, if you

785
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,280
Speaker 4: please would do me the honor of letting us raise

786
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 4: a good Jordan, then I will. You can. You can

787
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 4: have the first and middle name. I won't say a

788
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 4: word about it. So she picked her dad's mom's name

789
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 4: for the first name, her mom's mom's name for the

790
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 4: second names.

791
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: What's your middle name?

792
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 4: Max Seen Louise Jordan's.

793
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, it's perfection.

794
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you. It's that ex is strong, you know. Yeah,

795
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 4: it's nice. And then I kind of wanted a name

796
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 4: that was going to be an immediate nickname, so I

797
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 4: just am you know, Max all the time.

798
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, that's a perfect one. And girl little

799
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 3: girls having boy nicknames is the cutest.

800
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 4: I love it.

801
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 2: Like our friend Jay's baby girl is Stevie.

802
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a Stevie girl.

803
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she tall, so I always call her Shax scene.

804
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 4: That's a fun one.

805
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

806
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 4: How old she'll be three in a few weeks?

807
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: Wow, two weeks and it's already tall compared to the other.

808
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 4: So she's in the one hundred percentile, which I thought, Yes,

809
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 4: you hear those things. I was like, I never thought

810
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 4: it was true. So I asked the doctor what that means,

811
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 4: and he goes, if there was a thousand kids, she'd

812
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 4: be one of the four tallest. That's how he explained it.

813
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah.

814
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 4: And everybody, I will tell you I don't know a

815
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 4: thing about kids, Like I could look at a kid

816
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 4: and be like, I don't know. They could be six,

817
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 4: they could be two. I have no idea. But every

818
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 4: time someone looks at her. They're like, oh, holy bucket,

819
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 4: she's tall. Huh. Like, first of all, shut the fuck up,

820
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 4: you're gonna give her a complidense. But yes, it's wild.

821
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 4: It's like that in the sunburn are the two things

822
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 4: people are just fine to bring up. Oh yeah, sunburns,

823
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 4: like you get some sunbrow and you're like, yes, I'm uglier,

824
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

825
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. I would be offended if it was like,

826
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: did your kid get some sun? Like you're a bad parent.

827
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 4: People people say those little snide stuff. They do it

828
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:35,919
Speaker 4: all the time.

829
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: So they know that she's tall because they look at

830
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: her face and they're like, that's a three year old's face.

831
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 4: Well, people, they'll say, these little weird parents at the playground.

832
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 4: It's a whole it's a whole situation. But because she

833
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 4: looks older, right, So parents they'll come up and they'll

834
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 4: be like, oh, I wouldn't worry about the words and

835
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 4: all that just yet. And I'm like, beck, get out

836
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 4: of my you're crowding the plate, you know what I mean,

837
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 4: You're you're out of your depth on this one.

838
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 2: So they're assuming that she is like a six year old.

839
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 4: With yeah, it's like you're a stranger if she is behind,

840
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 4: You're not gonna make me feel better about we just

841
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 4: met and.

842
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm like weird and yeah, and you're wearing capris.

843
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's she's tall, it's it's super super fun,

844
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 4: just just the whole parent stuff.

845
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: Man.

846
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 4: I love it way more than I thought I would.

847
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: Do you get that's awesome?

848
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,240
Speaker 2: Do you get? Are you one of the only dads

849
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 2: at the playground?

850
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 4: Do you have a lot?

851
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 2: Are you in a minority?

852
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 4: I'm almost always the only dude. Well, playground in the morning,

853
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 4: there's usually maybe a couple dudes, but whenever I take

854
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 4: her to like music class or uh whatever whatever we

855
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 4: get her into to like recreate, always the only guy. Yeah,

856
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 4: it's hilarious to wow like.

857
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: Me in bar method.

858
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 3: My dad was also the only guy at the playground

859
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 3: a lot because he was a fireman, so he was

860
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 3: like on and off whatever, and he was also kind

861
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 3: of big and strong, so he would like start pushing

862
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 3: me and my sister on the swings and then all

863
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 3: of a sudden there be nine kids be like, now

864
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 3: push me, push me. And it was every time we

865
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 3: went to the park with him, he would just become

866
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 3: like the guy that was making it happen at the

867
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 3: park for everybody.

868
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like a milk commercial.

869
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 3: It was very pure and cute, but it was also

870
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 3: kind of irritating, where it's like, yeah, this is our time,

871
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 3: not like your time.

872
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 4: My dad's a firefighter. Your dad doesn't have a driver's

873
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 4: license anymore.

874
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 3: Don't you're dead, You're dad still at the insurance office.

875
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: Flaming it up that you know.

876
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 4: It's funny too because it comes up just I don't

877
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 4: know why, but people like, what do you why are

878
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 4: you free during the day, And I just it's weird

879
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 4: telling people you're a comedian.

880
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: I try to do of course. Yeah, so I just.

881
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 4: Kind of end up saying different stuff all the time.

882
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 4: I say I'm cutting customer service sometimes and I work

883
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 4: a weird schedule. Well that's great, that's interesting. I always

884
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 4: say graphic design that kind of But then nobody knows

885
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 4: what they're talking.

886
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but and if there is the chance that

887
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: they do, I also know how to talk about it

888
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: because I used to do it a little very much

889
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: a lot. I still do it a little bit, but yeah,

890
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: I it's such a mistake to say you're a comedian,

891
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: and I did it in this last golf tournament, and

892
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: it was just like an interview about comedy. Who do

893
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: you like? Who's your favorite comic? And I'm like, I'm

894
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: gonna say someone.

895
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 4: You don't do you know? Fluffy? And You're like, well,

896
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 4: Kyle Kanaan.

897
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Kyle's a good one to bring up. Yeah,

898
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 1: because see it's I for years I just say David Tell.

899
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: It just comes off the top of my head because

900
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: I always said it in the beginning, and luckily it

901
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: came out with a new thing and I like it,

902
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: so I can continue to say that. But Kyle's a

903
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: good one. Kyle is my favorite.

904
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 3: I like to say Kramer from Seinfeld, Right, see where

905
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 3: the conversation goes after that.

906
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 4: Well, while I got you on playgrounds, the amount of

907
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 4: parents that just stare at their phone and push the

908
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 4: kid in the swing is so so interesting to me

909
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 4: because I get it, we're all on our phones. We

910
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 4: gotta look at our phones. I understand this the world

911
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 4: we're in, but it's just such a tough look where

912
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 4: you're like, you look like you hate that kid.

913
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's a part time job. They're paying so

914
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 1: little attention that an it's an empty swing.

915
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 4: And also I hate you pulled the ripcord. Here the

916
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 4: amount of big, gnarly tattoo guys that will let their

917
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 4: dog just tear ass into the playground and then slowly

918
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 4: come walking up like sorry, bro, You're like, keep your

919
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 4: animal away from you know, it's such a the playground. Man,

920
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 4: it's a whole different world to jungle.

921
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: Yeah that is I why are their dogs in the playground?

922
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: I don't like that at all.

923
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 4: Portland's just got dog parks next to everything. Oh sure, which, yeah,

924
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 4: I get it, but like they really they come. Somebody's

925
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 4: came over and I had to remove myself because he

926
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 4: comes running over. He's like, hey, watch off my dog.

927
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 4: She just loves running into kids and knocking them over.

928
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 4: I was like, why is your dog around these kids? Then?

929
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 4: And then he puffed up and I puffed up? But

930
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 4: what you know, what am I gonna do? And uh?

931
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 4: And then so I just walked away.

932
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Ready was it a person with a dog

933
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 3: that wasn't fixed?

934
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 4: You know, I didn't. We didn't get there those.

935
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 2: I mean, it's got a private but those.

936
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: Let me get on an automotive back cart.

937
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 3: A connection with those the guys that are like, hey,

938
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 3: like those guys would come to the dog park and

939
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 3: those their dogs would attack all the other dogs and

940
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 3: they'd be like, sorry, it's not fixed, or it's like

941
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 3: this seems about you in some way that like no

942
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 3: one wants.

943
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 4: To Yeah, we were just I was in Denver and

944
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 4: we were out playing disc and there's just everyone in

945
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 4: Denver has hell of dogs and backpacks that play music,

946
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 4: like the disc golf course. That's a whole. But two

947
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 4: dogs with no owners came over and attack. They ended

948
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 4: it was fine, but they attacked another dog and it

949
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 4: was that sound is so nuts when you hear a

950
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 4: dog really fighting.

951
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's It makes I freak out. I don't

952
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: know what to do. I just run in circles.

953
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 4: You're supposed to pour something in their nose or finger

954
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 4: in the butt. Those are the two things.

955
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: Wait a minutely, The first one I thought would be

956
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 1: difficult and the second one certainly.

957
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 4: Those are like that fool proof to like get to

958
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 4: loosen a dog's jaws, I.

959
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: Guess is a butt finger in the butt.

960
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 4: In the butt, or if you can pour something up

961
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 4: up their nose so they can't breathe.

962
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's that was all seems so difficult.

963
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: Both are you have to have amazing the jaws.

964
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 4: So if you just pull, they're gonna pull whatever. Like

965
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 4: if they're biting onto someone, you pull them, they're just

966
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 4: gonna pull it up. Whatever they got in their mouth

967
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 4: is gonna come with, so loose their jaws.

968
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: Even if you have a hose in hand, but who so,

969
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: who's gonna you have to aim that hose up the nostrils.

970
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 4: That's the word I bought, Yeah word cheve those.

971
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: Little yeah, the anime and anything.

972
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 3: My dog used to because my niece would let my

973
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 3: dog lick her face.

974
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 2: And my niece was like three or four.

975
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 3: So when we were at the dog park and people

976
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 3: would bring kids, which is the kind of the reverse

977
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 3: of what you're talking about, because I would be like,

978
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 3: unless unless your child is tall enough to defend themselves

979
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 3: from dogs of any kind, why would.

980
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 2: You bring like a toddler?

981
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: And the second my dog would see a toddler and

982
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 3: she was like a lab hound mix whatever, but she

983
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 3: would run right up because she wanted to go lick

984
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 3: their faces. But it looked like she was just like

985
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 3: coming for a toddler, and I would have to run

986
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 3: behind her and go She's just trying to lick the face.

987
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 3: She's only gonna lick the face, psychotic And it was

988
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 3: so scary to the parents. But then I was like,

989
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 3: oh wait, I'm they they should learn this lesson.

990
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 4: This is the best kid.

991
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, why are they here?

992
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

993
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: I thought that the dog would smell the licks of

994
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: another dog on that kid's face, Like that's some thing

995
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: I would worry about. What if they don't like the

996
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: licks of this other dogs? It brings me anxiety. That's

997
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 1: why I have no children or dogs. I mean, it's

998
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: a constant anxiety.

999
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 4: I'm anxious anyways, like I suppose like most of us,

1000
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 4: but that kid every single thing. I'm just like I

1001
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 4: caught myself the other day at a stoplight, but I'm texting,

1002
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 4: and I'm like, she's staring at me. These are I'm

1003
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 4: putting these deep like I'm programming her brain right now

1004
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 4: to think it's okay to be on your phone. I

1005
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 4: don't even want her driving ever. I can't even imagine

1006
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 4: letting her go in a car. We used to run

1007
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 4: stop signs because we were bored when I was a kid.

1008
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just, oh, you're right. Everything you do,

1009
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: she's staring and learning all of it.

1010
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I get mad in traffic and I what

1011
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 4: I get, you know, smack the steering wheel or something,

1012
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 4: and she's like, what's wrong. I gotta be like me,

1013
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I have a short fuse in the car,

1014
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 4: and I apologize. If you don't want to program that

1015
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 4: into you.

1016
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: Oh, that would get your constant like thinking about that.

1017
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, has she sworn yet because of hearing you swear?

1018
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good about it. Uh. My wife is much

1019
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 4: more put together than I am. So it's it's not

1020
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 4: like there's there's not two body mouse living in the

1021
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 4: same house. So it's pretty easy to And I got

1022
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 4: all these Midwestern things that like holy buckets and gee whiz.

1023
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 4: I say those all the time. Sure, and it gets

1024
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 4: the anger out in a funny way. Yeah. So it

1025
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 4: helps cheese crackers and rice.

1026
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, cheese and Rice's different parts in the Midwest,

1027
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: different cheese accompaniments. Oh that's fun.

1028
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 4: Driving around Glendale. I used to live in Glendale, so

1029
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 4: I mean, yeahs anywhere you need to go? Yeah, Bill,

1030
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 4: and I got a root canal right over there a

1031
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 4: few years ago.

1032
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 2: Should we go?

1033
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 4: Should we go?

1034
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: Check in to say?

1035
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 4: Surprised me with it. So the doctor the dentists are like,

1036
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 4: you need a root canal, and I go, okay, And

1037
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 4: I was prepared to mentally, you know, prepare for that

1038
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 4: for the next month or so, and they're like, uh,

1039
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 4: just go downstairs. They're open right now. I don't want

1040
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 4: to go do it right now. But then the she

1041
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 4: basically called me a coward and uh in so many words,

1042
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 4: and what are you?

1043
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 1: Are you a dental chicken? Have you heard of that phrase?

1044
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 4: No, there's a.

1045
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: Dentist on on benches and this dentist and he's real creepy,

1046
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: and it shows him with a kid and he's like

1047
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 1: got a real creepy look on his face, and it

1048
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: says we cater to dental chickens. And I'm like, I

1049
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: had to look it up. It's just it's someone scared

1050
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: of going to the dentist. Oh, Like, I don't know

1051
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: if that's a phrase. If they coined it, it's not

1052
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: a phrase. We would not be so confused.

1053
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I heard that one.

1054
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh. So you went down immediately and got

1055
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: it done immediately, that's what they do.

1056
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 4: It was such a bummer. Minutes to an hour or

1057
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: something of drilling, go to the dentist. Man, yeah, and

1058
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 4: then they get that's gross, but yes, go to the dentist.

1059
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 4: Put it off. I didn't go for fifteen years, yeah,

1060
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 4: because I popped a filling out and I just got

1061
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,959
Speaker 4: scared and I was young and broke and everything. And

1062
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 4: when I finally went in, they were like, yeah, all right,

1063
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 4: well it's not as bad as you think, but like

1064
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 4: nine grand eight cavities, a root canal and a crown.

1065
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: Oh no, well that isn't too bad. For fifteen years.

1066
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 4: Wasn't It wasn't too bad. It could have been a lot.

1067
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 4: It could have been like pulling teeth and yeah, yeah answer.

1068
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,479
Speaker 1: So yeah, old timey forties tools coming out, I asked

1069
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: my dentist.

1070
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 4: So I heard a long time ago that Keith Richards

1071
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 4: never went to the dentist and he was fine because

1072
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 4: all the alcohol was killing. The Dennis was like, absolutely not,

1073
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 4: that's not true. Yeah, I ever tell anyone that's true.

1074
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is such a great fantasy.

1075
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 2: That's to me.

1076
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: It sounds like a great stand up comedians fantasy of

1077
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 3: like I'm actually taking care of it right now.

1078
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 4: By Yeah, yeah, it really is romantic. If somebody told

1079
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 4: me that I worked, if one Google hit told me

1080
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 4: that worked. I'd be like, well, I got to figure

1081
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 4: oh yes, yeah.

1082
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: Like when I went to the colon doctor and he

1083
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: was like, do you smoke? And I'm like no, no, never,

1084
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, okay, I was gonna say, if

1085
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: you do, it's it's a really good annie inflammatory for

1086
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: coalon issues. I was like, what, Oh, did you just

1087
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: prescribe it?

1088
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 4: You like they shouldn't tell you that.

1089
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah it was. It was really funny. I

1090
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 1: was in Texas though everything is a.

1091
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 4: Little so it wasn't a real doctor.

1092
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,280
Speaker 1: No, No, it's just a guy in boots in an alley.

1093
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was offering you a huge cigarette.

1094
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 1: No, that's the doctor that I paid with a drawing.

1095
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: I drew him he liked a barbecue, and I drew

1096
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: a big picture of him at a barbecue with different

1097
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: with forceps and different colonoscopy tools, read in a cowboy hat.

1098
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: And he still has it above his desk. Apparently.

1099
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 4: It's kind of nuts. When so I do. I do

1100
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 4: a podcast myself with a couple of friends, and sometimes

1101
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 4: people will do you forget that everyone out there needs entertainment,

1102
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,280
Speaker 4: so like doctors and dennis and stuff.

1103
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone out there has a pot them.

1104
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. But a dentist hit up a a friend of

1105
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 4: ours that did our show or something, and he's like, hey,

1106
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 4: if you get to Phoenix, I'll just get you some

1107
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 4: dental work for free, whatever you need. And some of

1108
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 4: my buddy went down, I think it was Phoenix's went

1109
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 4: down there, did a show, got all his teeth tucked up,

1110
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,479
Speaker 4: and oh that's great, isn't that cool?

1111
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really nice.

1112
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd love to offer my services to a doctor,

1113
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 4: but they don't, you know, they don't seem to want them.

1114
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not the same vibe. Yeah yeah, in lieu

1115
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: of laughing gas, I will tell one lie.

1116
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 3: Why A friend who didn't go to the dentist for

1117
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 3: years because as a child, her dentist and I was

1118
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 3: telling my dad about this recently, and we decided that

1119
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,919
Speaker 3: this dentist was like a pur freak in some way.

1120
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 3: The dentists would ask her mother if she wanted to

1121
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 3: pay for novacane, and the mother would say no, So

1122
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 3: he would drill the children's teeth with no novacane.

1123
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 4: Dog that is is like psychotic.

1124
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: It's torture, it's literal torture.

1125
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,720
Speaker 2: And then so she didn't go to the dentist.

1126
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 3: Like when she got older, she stopped the second she

1127
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 3: could and never went back and then did the same

1128
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 3: thing where she finally went after like twenty years and

1129
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 3: had to get all this work done. But I was

1130
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 3: like when she finally told me that was the reason,

1131
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 3: I was like completely valid, Like you you were in

1132
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,760
Speaker 3: the right entirely because that's torture and crazy.

1133
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 4: I think that, especially with the dentist, and I think

1134
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 4: it's probably irks dentists to hear, but I think it's

1135
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 4: some sort of traumatic thing that happens and then that's

1136
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 4: what you don't go for a long time. Yeah. Yeah,

1137
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 4: My current dentist who's amazing in Portland, she was telling

1138
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 4: me she had four clients who meditated while they would

1139
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 4: get their work done, never took any medicine until one

1140
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 4: of them got a root canal and halfway through they

1141
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 4: calmly they were like, I would like some medicine this time.

1142
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh so like in exchange for novacane.

1143
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 2: They were like, I'm just gonna meditate.

1144
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, they would so know they wudn't get numbed up

1145
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 4: and they get all their work done. And she said

1146
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 4: they never winced or anything. Wow, it's shocking, but it

1147
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 4: worked until until it didn't.

1148
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, that would be really scary.

1149
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 4: I tell I want to feel like I got hit

1150
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 4: with a shovel, Like I want my face to I'm like,

1151
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 4: you numb up my forehead if you got to. Yeah

1152
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, and they'll be like, well you're not gonna

1153
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 4: You're not gonna be able to chew all day. And

1154
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 4: I'm like, I've gone days without food anything. Yeah, yeah,

1155
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 4: you numb it.

1156
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: Up, mab Yeah I'm juicing today.

1157
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, any same, you know the doctor I got stitches

1158
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 4: with no novacame one time because it was three and

1159
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 4: I was like, well whatever, just do it and it

1160
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 4: was such a dumb idea. So ever since then, it's like,

1161
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 4: you mean, just three stitches on my elbow. I cut

1162
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 4: my elbow skating one time and I was just so tiny.

1163
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 4: I was like, to do it. You know, it'll take

1164
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 4: like a minute, but.

1165
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: It was awful. Yeah.

1166
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 3: That's like when when you see in an action movie

1167
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 3: where someone does their own stitches, so.

1168
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, where like I'll get this

1169
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: bullet out and then I'll just do this where I'm like, no,

1170
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: I would I literally like wax my legs and just

1171
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: stopped after the first thing.

1172
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's fine, I'm not how.

1173
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 3: Could you finish, like continue hurting yourself that badly?

1174
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 4: Right? I wonder I always wonder if I could stitch

1175
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 4: someone up. You think it could, Like if it went

1176
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 4: down right now in the middle of the country and

1177
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 4: I just like cut Chris's arm, You think you'd stitch

1178
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 4: him up right?

1179
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 2: Depends on how much he screamed.

1180
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: I think yeah, I would let you do it, of course,

1181
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: if it happen right now, I would trust your stitching ability.

1182
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 1: I mean, look at the work I did on my

1183
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: pants here, Sean.

1184
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 4: That is uh you did there yourself.

1185
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know how to stitch. But I've been waiting

1186
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: for that scene in a movie to just be super glue,

1187
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: because at the time my dad shaved off the tip

1188
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 1: of his finger with a bandsaw. He just squirted super

1189
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: glue in a bottle cap and then dipped his nub

1190
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: in there, and there's just a bottle cap on the

1191
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: end of his finger for a few days and it

1192
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: totally healed. You can't even tell anymore. It was just

1193
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: a little bit. Why did he put a bottle cap

1194
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: on it. It was like a little hat, a little

1195
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: cap to like to protect it and also keep the

1196
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: glue on there. I think it was kind of thinking

1197
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: on the fly while squirting out blood to his hard rate.

1198
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 1: And then finally in that show Sugar that I can't

1199
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: stop talking about, Oh yeah, I finally saw he got

1200
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: cut and he used a super glue and they show

1201
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: him like pinch it together and he puts super glue

1202
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: on there.

1203
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 4: I've heard of that duck. Yeah, just like a bulllow

1204
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 4: butterfly bandage, but duct tape.

1205
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, way better than sewing skin, right for sure. So

1206
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: next time I go camping or think I'm gonna get cut,

1207
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: that guy doesn't care at all.

1208
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 4: He's it. That was so buck. Yeah, nobody listening. There's

1209
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 4: a guy masturbating in the street, but he just walked right.

1210
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 4: It's so crazy when a pedestrian like right or wrong.

1211
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 4: You still gotta understand that if you get hit by

1212
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 4: a car, it doesn't matter if you're in the right

1213
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 4: or wrong. You're gonna lose that fight, you know. Yeah, Yeah,

1214
00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 4: it happens in Portland for days, like just these kids

1215
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 4: on their phone steering. I mean there's signs all over

1216
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 4: the train like the it's called the Max, or like

1217
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 4: a train system. But they're just like, hey, look up

1218
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 4: when you're crossing the train tracks or the street, right,

1219
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 4: I remembering it? Anything except the street.

1220
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. When I lived in Austin, all the news reports

1221
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: would refer to them as car pedestrian collisions, as if

1222
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 1: it's two equal forces.

1223
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, like it's matheroring King Kong or something like.

1224
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, car versus human. The car

1225
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: usually would win. I would guess it's not so much

1226
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: a collision. That's a terrible thing that I shouldn't bring up.

1227
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 4: I got I I'm not proud of it. So I

1228
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 4: got hit by car once and I bumped into So.

1229
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 4: I was pulling up to an intersection one time, way

1230
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 4: before phones or anything. I just did not see this

1231
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 4: person going across the crosswalk and I was almost at

1232
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 4: a dead stop. I was probably going an eighth of

1233
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 4: a mile an hour and I just stopped. And then

1234
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 4: this dude jumps up in front of my hood and

1235
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 4: slams his hands down. He's like what And I started giggling.

1236
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 4: I was like, did I hit you? And he started

1237
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 4: screaming at me, and I go, sorry, it's not funny.

1238
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 4: I just I did not. I don't know how that

1239
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 4: even happened. It must have been just enough to like

1240
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 4: knock him off balance.

1241
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:25,959
Speaker 1: Right, and which would make you nervously laugh, right I would.

1242
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was terrified because you know that almost thing

1243
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 4: where you're like, man, if I was going a little faster,

1244
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 4: that would have changed both of our lives. Yeah. Right.

1245
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 4: And then one time I was skating skateboarding across the

1246
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 4: street and a guy I had the right of way,

1247
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 4: and he just pulled and hit me. It was a

1248
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 4: big truck and I rolled up onto his truck and

1249
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,439
Speaker 4: uh oh yeah, and then he flipped me off. So

1250
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 4: and so I threw my board at his car. I

1251
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 4: was a child, I was probably fifteen. I threw my board,

1252
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 4: it hit his truck and he stopped and I was

1253
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 4: just standing there because he's a grown up and like child.

1254
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,439
Speaker 4: And then he just left and that was that.

1255
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: That was in Uh are you from North Dakota or South.

1256
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 4: Wow where you know you still can't skateboard down the

1257
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 4: street in that city without people calling you all the

1258
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 4: stuff they called you in the nineties. Oh?

1259
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: Really still to this day that's amazing because nowadays everyone

1260
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: yells do a kickflip, but not South Dakota.

1261
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 4: It's still Yeah, it's just they just I don't know why.

1262
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 3: Do they think it's like rebellion or see that yours

1263
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 3: you must be a punk if your skateboarding.

1264
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 4: Or something, it could be anything a little different. I

1265
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 4: think just kind of the smaller the town, the more

1266
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 4: everybody kind of wants it to be exactly the same.

1267
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: Right.

1268
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but skateboarding has been around for a while. Yeah,

1269
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 3: it's cool, crazy innovation.

1270
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 4: Is it cool?

1271
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: And I don't know, Yeah, that is so curious. It's

1272
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 1: actually good to hear because it's kind of like that

1273
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: in Montana still too. People are like, you still do that?

1274
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: They don't know the rest of the world is it's

1275
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: wildly popular.

1276
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 4: I yeah, I just I'm going in. I have an

1277
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 4: orthopedic doctor. Now that's where I'm at with it. And

1278
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 4: I know you've had your battles too. My ankle. He's

1279
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 4: talking about taking the blood out and like spinning.

1280
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: It, spinning it and blood spinner.

1281
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 4: It's like what Kobe used to go to Germany to

1282
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 4: get the right Wow, because what we didn't even have

1283
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 4: it here like fifteen years ago, but we're gonna splin

1284
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 4: it a spin it in a blood spinner and it's

1285
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 4: like plate lit enrichment or something.

1286
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: Sure, and then they put your blood back into you.

1287
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 4: Uh huh. And the theory is that it heals the

1288
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 4: problem area with that new stronger blood and it kind

1289
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 4: of like like it like roots digging into the ground

1290
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 4: or something.

1291
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 2: Okay, have you sprained your ankle a ton of times?

1292
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 4: I've broken my legs six, six or seven times.

1293
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: Every time I would see Sean, he had a new

1294
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: different ankle or foot or leg injury or knee. Haven't

1295
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: you heard my knee?

1296
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 4: There were a few like comedy festivals where I just

1297
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 4: had to crutch around just ball wings.

1298
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 1: You are the most skin skateboarder I've ever known.

1299
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 4: For sure. I ruptured my kidney one time. No, this

1300
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 4: is another thing that freaks me out because I think

1301
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 4: about how I would react if my daughter came home.

1302
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 4: So I fell really hard, but I was sixteen. I

1303
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 4: didn't think anything of it. And then I go home

1304
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 4: and I was bent over a little bit. My mom's

1305
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 4: a nurse, and she goes, what what would you do?

1306
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 4: I said nothing, I don't think and then I went

1307
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom straight blood. I as red

1308
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 4: as you could get and I still I still was

1309
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 4: like huh, because I now I would start bawling. Yeah,

1310
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 4: I call it, But so I called I go, mom,

1311
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 4: when you come look at this? And her she looked

1312
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 4: at it and her face got white and then rushed

1313
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 4: me to the er. They had me pee again, and

1314
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 4: then it was like raspberry iced tea. Yeah, I put

1315
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 4: a bunch of raspberry ice tea in my bad So anyway,

1316
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 4: he they did an X ray and everything, and they

1317
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 4: said it was like if you drop a watermelon and

1318
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 4: cracked the rine a little bit, That's what happened to

1319
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 4: your kidney. Could happens all the time, I guess, and

1320
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 4: it healed took like a week or something. Wow, that

1321
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 4: is the worst.

1322
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 1: Did you wrap yourself on a handrail in the.

1323
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 4: I allied up and I just didn't have my board

1324
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 4: with me, so my feet I was trying to do this.

1325
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 4: It was a nine stay Rael. I allied up, no board,

1326
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 4: but my feet stuck like the board was there, and

1327
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 4: so then my feet just stuck on the rail because

1328
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 4: there was nothing to grind. And then I fell from

1329
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 4: the top of that to the bottom of the ground. Sure,

1330
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 4: you know, probably ten feet or something. Sure, but like

1331
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 4: right onto my right on to my kidneys. Wow, that

1332
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 4: is the worst. Yeah, not cool. There were a few.

1333
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 4: I mean we hopped a fence one time and I

1334
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 4: broke my foot and in the fence like in the enclosure.

1335
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 4: So my friends had to make a little pyramid to

1336
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 4: get me out, a little teenage boy pyramid.

1337
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: That's great.

1338
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 2: And they had to learn cooperation.

1339
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 4: They did and they were it was It's funny. People

1340
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 4: think skateboarders a little punks, but I'm like, they came together.

1341
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, fall over the other side and one of

1342
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 4: them had to catch me.

1343
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: That's great.

1344
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 4: I was jumping out the window.

1345
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a human pyramid. It's been my goal

1346
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 1: since the vacation video by the Go Gos to do

1347
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: a water ski pyramid. And all my friends were on board,

1348
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: and we tried multiple years to get in a perfect

1349
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 1: six man formation and it's simply too hard.

1350
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 4: On maybe pardon my ignorance on water skis. Yes, you

1351
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 4: were trying to do that, Yes, that seems isn't that

1352
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 4: like real hard?

1353
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: You need a powerful boat. Everyone knows needs to know

1354
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 1: how to water ski.

1355
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 4: For Montana, We're like we got.

1356
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we all grew up around having access to

1357
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: friends with boats so everyone can stand on water skis.

1358
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: It's just then after everyone's up, abandoning your water skis

1359
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: and climbing on your friend's back while staying and we

1360
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 1: got easily got to where it's three people with someone

1361
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: on their back trying to get on their shoulders.

1362
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,959
Speaker 4: And so you're standing up in the water.

1363
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, standing riding on skis, three people on with

1364
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 1: and three people on their backs.

1365
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and those size on the back of your shoulder,

1366
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 4: is it like a yeah, yeah, okay.

1367
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: That's as far as we got, Like I have some

1368
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,600
Speaker 1: of my on my shoulders with thighs on my neck

1369
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 1: and then like a chicken fight in the.

1370
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 4: Pool exactly, okay water. Yeah, how did they get up?

1371
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 4: They had to climb up.

1372
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: You Yeah, that part wasn't that hard. It's getting that

1373
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 1: that sixth person to the very top wow, and getting

1374
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,919
Speaker 1: the two people in between the three bottom people. It's

1375
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: very difficult. But they used to do it in like

1376
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 1: the fifties, you know, you see the people they had

1377
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 1: bad equipment.

1378
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they were tougher.

1379
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

1380
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1381
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 1: They just woke up and ate steak and immediately went

1382
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: out and did a pair of.

1383
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 3: Me They got paid fifteen dollars an hour to try

1384
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:54,439
Speaker 3: that over and over.

1385
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing.

1386
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 4: Put on their nicest polyester pair of shorts and hopped

1387
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 4: in the water.

1388
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's make a lot off of this.

1389
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 2: God, we can do it.

1390
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: What a great time. Yeah, it's still a dream. I

1391
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 1: do want it to happen eventually.

1392
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 4: There's that Buffalo wild wings right there. I was in

1393
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 4: there with a buddy one time and he started rolling.

1394
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 4: He just pulled out a bunch of weeds, started chopping

1395
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 4: it up on the table and rolling joint and I

1396
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 4: was like, I don't think you can do that in here.

1397
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not that wild he was.

1398
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 4: He goes, no, you can do it, and I go,

1399
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,759
Speaker 4: I bet you can't, but I'm not gonna say anything.

1400
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 1: Was it a friend from Denver?

1401
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 4: No? No, Oh wow, was my buddy Jamlvine. They came

1402
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 4: over and they're like, sir, you can't do that, and

1403
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 4: I mean they were just shocked, you know. Yeah, then

1404
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:36,760
Speaker 4: I kicked us out.

1405
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 1: It seems like a lot because weed's been legal in

1406
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: Denver for so long that friends from Denver well just

1407
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: openly before it was also legal here. There's a little

1408
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 1: window where you absolutely can't and yeah, I had friends

1409
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: from that.

1410
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1411
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 3: I feel like going forward, I'm just gonna see it

1412
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 3: as buffalo wings because they're not willing.

1413
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, follow the rules.

1414
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, buffalo nerds.

1415
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 2: Sean, do you have?

1416
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 3: I feel you just had a special come out? Right,

1417
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 3: you should do some plugging and stuff just before we

1418
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 3: wrap this up.

1419
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,120
Speaker 1: It's so fun time. This is so thank you for

1420
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: letting me do this. And here's a surprise that we have.

1421
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 1: We're dropping you off at a root canal.

1422
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 4: And you have to get good. Not a problem. I yeah,

1423
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,599
Speaker 4: I just had a special come out. It's called girl Dad,

1424
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 4: and it's about the process of going We went through

1425
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 4: IVF my wife and I to conceive, and then just

1426
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 4: the birthing process and then I gotta ask ectomy. So

1427
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 4: it's kind of just those three things make up the

1428
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 4: hour and it's fun. I worked really hard on its

1429
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 4: first time I've like really had a cohesive thought process.

1430
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:46,680
Speaker 4: I wanted to get out, you know what I mean,

1431
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 4: And I was like, man, I got drunken a party

1432
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 4: and then yeah, yeah, no shade on that. But I

1433
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,720
Speaker 4: just it's the first time I felt like a grown

1434
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,559
Speaker 4: up you doing stand.

1435
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 1: Upright, like the whole act is cohesive.

1436
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and it's how it came out. It's it's

1437
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 4: The visual is on Patreon right now, but if you

1438
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,479
Speaker 4: want to listen to it, it's on Spotify and everywhere

1439
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 4: all you know, so uh yeah, go give it a listen. Yeah,

1440
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:09,719
Speaker 4: very fun.

1441
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: I need to because I I did a show in

1442
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 1: Portland and you were nice enough to open the show

1443
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:21,479
Speaker 1: and you were just starting that material mm hmm, because

1444
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: all of that sounds from all those topics came up.

1445
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 1: But it's it's funny, really fun to see how far

1446
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:27,800
Speaker 1: it's made.

1447
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,800
Speaker 4: You get, Like when I was working it, because you know,

1448
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 4: the whatever a few weeks before, you kind of get

1449
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 4: to run it no matter what. And sometimes it just

1450
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 4: the room wasn't wanting to hear such heavy material, but

1451
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 4: I'm right, give a shit what you want to hear.

1452
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 4: I gotta say it. So just like a bunch of

1453
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 4: bunch of people at a wine bar, like whoa, whoa,

1454
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 4: whoa whoa. Now, yeah, that is the worst graphic IVF

1455
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,000
Speaker 4: talk was it was.

1456
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 3: It is It a little bit like more one man

1457
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 3: show ish than your average stand up because you're kind

1458
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 3: of getting into personal, serious stuff.

1459
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:02,599
Speaker 4: It feels like, yeah, I'm and it took. I think

1460
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,559
Speaker 4: I kind of have I can get by with like

1461
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:08,440
Speaker 4: talking about that stuff, and people don't get too offended.

1462
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,280
Speaker 4: I don't know why, maybe because I had just tone

1463
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,639
Speaker 4: of voice or something, but people are ready to listen

1464
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 4: and then you just you punch it up in the

1465
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 4: right places. But there's definitely some things. I mean, you know,

1466
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 4: we miscarried and talked about that in there. Obviously that's

1467
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 4: not a joke, but it I feel like you got

1468
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 4: to talk about it a little bit.

1469
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 1: It's finally relatable to most people that get pregnant that

1470
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: first time.

1471
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that that idea that like most publicly people don't

1472
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 3: understand how often miscarriages happen, and that that's almost like

1473
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,839
Speaker 3: a woman's secret or something.

1474
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,040
Speaker 4: Is it's one out of five. I found out that

1475
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,200
Speaker 4: one out of five women that have a child had

1476
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 4: a miscarriage first. And again that's not the that's not

1477
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 4: the bulk of the humor on the special. It's definitely

1478
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:52,600
Speaker 4: you got to.

1479
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: Talk about it.

1480
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,519
Speaker 2: You made a mistake by not making it the bulk of.

1481
01:11:55,520 --> 01:12:00,160
Speaker 4: The Yeah, it was really fun. And then I do

1482
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,599
Speaker 4: a podcast with Ian Carmel and David Bori and it's

1483
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 4: called All Fantasy Everything. It's Ian's podcast and David and

1484
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 4: I are lucky enough to be a part. But we're

1485
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,720
Speaker 4: doing a big tour in June. We're going all over

1486
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:11,240
Speaker 4: the East coast in the Midwest, so fun. Yeah, if

1487
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,600
Speaker 4: you want to come check any shows out. It is

1488
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 4: a fun live show.

1489
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:19,640
Speaker 1: That's terrific. Yeah, man, I and you are you do

1490
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 1: that remotely? Then with them we do?

1491
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 4: Right? It has it has worked. I mean it thank

1492
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 4: thankfully for zoom because as soon as COVID hit, I

1493
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 4: was in a long distance relationship with my now wife.

1494
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,040
Speaker 4: She lived in Portland, right, and I was like, I'm

1495
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 4: gonna move back at some point.

1496
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it only makes sense. Okay, we're gonna have to

1497
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 1: help these guys. Yeah, we'll usually help out and pull

1498
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 1: right up to us.

1499
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 4: Is there car on the train track somewhere?

1500
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1501
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, could you guys move this car just a little

1502
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,680
Speaker 3: and not in a way that gets it out of

1503
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:53,040
Speaker 3: the way.

1504
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:56,760
Speaker 4: I had so my mom she fell one time. She

1505
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 4: I'll save the spury of the details, but she was

1506
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 4: badly injured and I had to call them one. She's okay,

1507
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:02,559
Speaker 4: but I had to call them one in the fire

1508
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 4: departments showed up first, and I was so mad because

1509
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,680
Speaker 4: I didn't know firefighters could do anything cool like that.

1510
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 4: I thought they'd just put out fires. Yeah, and then

1511
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,479
Speaker 4: they went and saved your life. And I was like,

1512
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,200
Speaker 4: oh man, sorry, I got you guys all wrong.

1513
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are you doing here?

1514
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:17,200
Speaker 4: I was all red face serious.

1515
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:21,640
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no fire here. Why are you

1516
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 1: always the first to respond? Yep, they do it all,

1517
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,639
Speaker 1: Yep they do we are we are a fireman friendly

1518
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: car and podcast.

1519
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 4: This might be the nicest car I've ever been in,

1520
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 4: So thanks that alone is fun pleasure.

1521
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 3: I'm definitely going to get rid of it since the

1522
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 3: guy that there's no that's famous for it is a

1523
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:44,760
Speaker 3: now I guess a public nazi. Very uncomfortable to drive

1524
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 3: it around.

1525
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: But look at these look at these lines and contours.

1526
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:50,719
Speaker 4: I mean absolutely, it's nice design.

1527
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll say, well, listen, hoop dreams. We're gonna I

1528
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 1: called them hoop dreams once. Wait, I'm still feeling.

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Speaker 4: I walked. It was when he lived with David and

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Speaker 4: I forget who else, but we walked from I walked

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Speaker 4: from Largo to Culver City. It's a long hour, a

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Speaker 4: deep deep Culver's I got to their house. I was

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Speaker 4: cashed out, and I locked the door like you would,

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Speaker 4: and then Chris banging on the door like two in

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Speaker 4: the morning, and I came to unlock it, and I

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Speaker 4: had messed shorts and no shirt, and he's like, we

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Speaker 4: don't lock the door around here, hoop dreams, and then

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Speaker 4: he just went to his room.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: I was red.

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01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,840
Speaker 1: I barely knew you at the time.

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Speaker 4: It was great. Oh you're the.

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Speaker 1: Best, the best really quick.

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Speaker 2: Though.

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Speaker 3: What you don't know is that this whole episode has

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Speaker 3: been a test because Chris, remember your Oakley.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're going to do.

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01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what do you think of my new glasses?

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Speaker 4: I like them.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said it was his voice, crack.

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01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,640
Speaker 4: I don't like him, I said, I like him. I

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01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,599
Speaker 4: like him. I like him.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 4: In the end, I.

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Speaker 1: Had a selection of all type vocals at this golf thing,

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Speaker 1: and these are the ones with the lenses that help.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I put them on. I'm like, oh, I

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01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 1: don't need glasses anymore. They're they're a little more aggressive

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Speaker 1: than I go.

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Speaker 4: I go a little more aviator style.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and guess what style was the first pair I

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01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:22,120
Speaker 1: tried on full on, very avian and then these ones

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Speaker 1: though giving coup ready to give a little stick time in.

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Speaker 3: I said, it's I don't think it's misrepresenting you or

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01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 3: something along the lines. And then Chris was like, you'll

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Speaker 3: see he'll give me a bunch of shit about these.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then it's like, well they think they were just up

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Speaker 2: on your.

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01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,960
Speaker 1: We've all grown as a father now. He just said supportively.

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Speaker 2: I like him, and stop testing me, just trying to my.

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Speaker 4: Voice, did crack.

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01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:48,559
Speaker 2: Pressure?

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01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,639
Speaker 4: I wear backwards hat still? And can the aforementioned Kyle

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01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 4: Cane he came up. He's like, I think you're a

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01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 4: backwards heat guy. Man.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh that's great anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tough business.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I love you, buddy. Good to see you.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You've been listening to Do you need a ride? D

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Speaker 1: yan Aar. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choi. Our talent

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Speaker 3: booker is Patrick Cootner.

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Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: That's d y n Ar Podcast for more information, go

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