1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,800 Speaker 1: can't keep lying about my injury. We'll get onto that 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: because right now the nephew is here with today he's 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: prank phone call. 7 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 2: What you got for his nef Fridy, Shirley. We're looking 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 2: for shea greatness today, shea Greatness? Okay, ride the thirteen 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 2: call of Pharaoh's birthday, and we're going to bring you 10 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 2: the electric company, the electric company. Okay, m I know, 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know you ain't ready for it. 12 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 2: It's the electric company. 13 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:44,959 Speaker 3: Let's go get them. 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 4: Hello. 15 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Quincy. Please. This is Hey. 16 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 3: How are you? My name is Maurice. Maury's calling you 17 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 3: from the power company. How you doing today? 18 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 4: I'm my what's up? 19 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 3: Well? Listen, we're doing some testing in your namehood. We're 20 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 3: trying to make sure we don't have to actually shut 21 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,119 Speaker 3: the power down out there. And uh, we're we're calling 22 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 3: around to quite a few people in your neighborhood, running 23 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 3: some tests on individual homes and making sure the electricity 24 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 3: is running correctly. Can I get you to do a 25 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 3: few things for me and see and then the quicker 26 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 3: we get through with this shirt and as possibility, we 27 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 3: won't have to turn your power off at all. I 28 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 3: know you don't want us to have to come out 29 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 3: and turn power off. And you got stuff in your 30 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 3: refrigerator that can spoil and things like that. So we 31 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 3: want to try to get this done and hopefully the 32 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 3: power with the with the test that we run, it'll 33 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 3: it'll it'll run correctly and we won't have to do anything. 34 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 4: Okay, I ain't about electricity though, you know what I'm saying, 35 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 4: So no. 36 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 3: No, no, I understand that. Don't worry about that. Here's 37 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 3: what I need you to do. Now. How big is 38 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 3: your house? What do you how many bedrooms? You got? 39 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 3: Four bedrooms? Now you have upstairs? Downstairs? It's too sore, okay, 40 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 3: all right, So here's what we need to do. If 41 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 3: you can't. 42 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 4: Ain't gonna take long though, hey I got because I'm 43 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 4: in a hurry, man, I ain't gonna have a lot 44 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 4: of time. 45 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 3: No, no, no, this this, this, this, this won't take 46 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 3: long at all. So can I get you to take 47 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 3: your breaker and shut down everything upstairs and We're gonna 48 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 3: run a test on the stuff downstairs right now. It'll 49 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 3: be real quick. 50 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 4: All right, just shut just shut everything off. 51 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 3: I want you to keep the downstairs open and keep 52 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 3: that to the weekness so we can run our tests 53 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 3: on this thing. 54 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 4: All right, everything's shut, everything's down. 55 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 3: Okay. You you turned off with I just turned off 56 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 3: all the switches. Okay, here's what I need you to do. 57 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 3: I need you to turn on your television and then 58 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 3: turn it off downstairs downstairs. How many TVs you got downstairs? 59 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 4: I got two TVs downstairs. 60 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 3: Let's turn them both on, you know, just turn them on. 61 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 3: Just turn them on. You got them on. 62 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 4: I got one on. 63 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,360 Speaker 3: Let's try to turn that other one on. 64 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 4: All right, they both on. 65 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 3: Okay. Now you got a microwave in your kitchen. 66 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a microwave. 67 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 3: Okay, turn that on. 68 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 4: It's already on, man, I can see the lights on. 69 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 4: It's got the clock on it. 70 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 3: That's got that double a tron thing that's going through there. 71 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,359 Speaker 3: It's a whole different type of current. I just want 72 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 3: to what you're talking about. 73 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 4: But I got to get to work, man, So the 74 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 4: microwaves own, it's running. 75 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 3: No, I want you to actually turn it on. I 76 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 3: want you to actually push like a minute or two 77 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:04,919 Speaker 3: on that thing. 78 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 4: Do anything, man, Come on now, let mean what they 79 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 4: gotta do. 80 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 3: No, this is a test. So what I don't want 81 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 3: to have to do is come out there and turn 82 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 3: your power off. And I don't want to do that. 83 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 3: You got a lot of food in your fridge. I'm 84 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 3: sure right, all. 85 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 4: Right, all right, it's on microwave zone, TV zones. 86 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 3: Okay, now open your words. 87 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 4: Man, the electricity works downstairs. 88 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 3: Okay, but listen, I know, but what we gotta do 89 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 3: is we gotta make sure that this stuff isn't overpower. 90 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 3: Now can you open your refrigerator? 91 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 4: Yeah? 92 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:38,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, Man, do you see the button that that actually has? 93 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 3: I mean, well you can turn you can push it 94 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 3: in the light or go out, you know what I'm 95 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 3: talking about. 96 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 4: Come on, man, you ain't got nobody to just be 97 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 4: able to check something outside. Man, I mean I'm in 98 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 4: the fridge. 99 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 3: I understand. But push that button five times for me 100 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 3: to see what it does. 101 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 4: What the light button? 102 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, push that light button five times? Come on, man, 103 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 3: that did it go off and on every day? No? 104 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 4: Man, ain't not wrong with the refrigerator. Refrigerator plug then man. 105 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 3: Okay, now here's what I want you to do. Right there. 106 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 3: If you're in the kitchen, turn your sink on for me. 107 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 4: Turn the sink on. They got to do electricity. 108 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 3: Man, that's a nitrol current. That's a nitral current. You 109 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 3: wouldn't understand that. But I need you to turn that 110 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 3: on for me too. Just turn it on, full blast. 111 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 3: Got it on, I got it on. Okay, Now go 112 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,799 Speaker 3: in your master bedroom. 113 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 4: I can tell it off. 114 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 3: Now let that water run. Go in your master bedroom 115 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 3: and go in the bath for me. I appreciate you 116 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 3: helping me out on this. 117 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 2: Man. 118 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 3: Come on, man, Quincy, I appreciated it. 119 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 4: I mean everything. That's everything's work. 120 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 3: I'm in the I'm in the bath. What's kay, Plush 121 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 3: that toilet for me, Quincy, say where plus that toilet 122 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 3: for me? 123 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 4: Flush the toilet? 124 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, plush that toilet. It ain't even electrical. What it 125 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 3: is is a it's a it's an awkuad book. It hurt. 126 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 4: You need to get somebody. Okay, I'm gonna plush the toilet. 127 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 4: It ain't no electrical plugs in nothing in this area. 128 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 3: Man, right, I understand that you don't see what it is. 129 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 3: This is an akua boogie current that flows through that water. 130 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 3: Flush that thing for me one time. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Okay, 131 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 3: all right, totally worse. 132 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 2: Man. 133 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 4: You ain't got nobody in the area that could come 134 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 4: out here and just check it out. 135 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 3: Man, Quincy, I'm trying my best not to come out 136 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 3: and and and and and turn your power off. And 137 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,159 Speaker 3: I know you got. 138 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 5: Somewhere to go, you know, turn my power off. Man, 139 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 5: You're supposed to be making sure the powers stay on, right, 140 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,159 Speaker 5: I understand that. 141 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 3: Now do you have, Quincy, do you have a blender? Yeah? 142 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 4: I got a blender. Man, I got a blender. I 143 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 4: got a TV, I got a refrigerator and they all work. 144 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,840 Speaker 4: The toilet works, everything worse. 145 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 3: All right. What I want you to do is get 146 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 3: this blender and or just throw your few ques of 147 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 3: eyes or something in there and turn that thing on 148 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 3: for me. Come on, man, we're almost done. 149 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 4: I got to get to work, man. 150 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 3: This work with me was appreciated. Man, this is just 151 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:48,720 Speaker 3: to build this. 152 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 5: Come on, man's a man, I said, I have a 153 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 5: metric current. You should be walking in the house. Man, 154 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 5: you need to check the next house. 155 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 3: You don't have no problems with no smoothies. Or nothing, 156 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 3: and that thing. 157 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 4: Is, man, what the road? They got to do anything? Man, 158 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 4: I gotta get to work. I'm just let's me a 159 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 4: minute minute going too far? If I said to come 160 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 4: out here or do this because I need to get 161 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 4: to my job, and I'm saying that job, well, I 162 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,919 Speaker 4: can just call and have people go through the damn 163 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 4: house playing scavenger hunt. I gotta get to work. 164 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 3: Okay, Now listen, Quincy, one last thing. Are you able 165 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 3: to shut that breaker? Put that breaker back on, and 166 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 3: then shut off downstairs and then go upstairs and check 167 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,479 Speaker 3: some stuff for me. Shut off what shut off the 168 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 3: breaker downstairs? Go ahead and turn it. 169 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 4: I'm not shutting off no breaker downstairs. I shut off 170 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 4: the water upstairs. We didn't turn it on. Every damn 171 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 4: thing down here. You didn't have any I got the blender. 172 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 4: I didn't turn on the microwave to refrigerate cold man 173 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 4: fushing the tallisy. I gotta get to work. 174 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 3: I needs you to lose this attitude you got. 175 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 4: I need you to get somebody down here to do this. 176 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 4: My electricity in my house worked. It worked for you 177 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 4: calling me. The only thing ain't work. It's not ain't at 178 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,159 Speaker 4: work because I'm here doing this book, playing off and off. 179 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,799 Speaker 4: Get somebody in here work'll. 180 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 3: Pitch me off and make me turn it all the 181 00:06:59,040 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 3: way off. 182 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,119 Speaker 4: And when I get back and work with this should 183 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 4: be on. 184 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 3: I got one more thing I need to say to you, Quinny. 185 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 3: It better be the last thing. That's his nephew, Tommy 186 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 3: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked 187 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 3: by your sister Gale. Still better be in a witness 188 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 3: protection program. 189 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 4: Man, Oh, let me turn it one on. 190 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 3: Man, hey, man, let me ask youself, man, what is 191 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 3: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in 192 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 3: the land. 193 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 4: That's got to be the Steve Harvy Morning Show. 194 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 5: And Tommy, uh, you call me again. 195 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,679 Speaker 4: They gonna be the show. 196 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 2: Used to have Tommy on, Turn eyes machine on, turn 197 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 2: this on, turn that on and praises. That's all right, 198 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 2: that's all right, it's. 199 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 3: Ok for yourself. 200 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 2: Nobody want to jump in. It's okay, that's all right. 201 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it to the bridge. I'm gonna take 202 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 2: it to the bridge. That would be tomorrow. That is 203 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 2: the Stockbridge Ample Theater, Stockbridge, Georgia. That is Rodney Perry, Dominique, 204 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 2: Tony Roberts, hosted by Yours truly and the one and 205 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 2: only mo Niek. All right, that is the Bridge Comedy Show. 206 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 2: It's in Stockbridge, Georgia at the Ample Theater. That's tomorrow night. Yes, yes, yes, 207 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 2: laying in the cut. We'll talk about it later. You 208 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:42,079 Speaker 2: won't come through, Come on, come through? How did your part? 209 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 3: Y'all? 210 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,320 Speaker 1: Ain't really got room for me on that show? 211 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,679 Speaker 4: Tommy crowded. 212 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 3: And you don't wanna walk out in bash? Nobody you know? 213 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 2: You, me and you out there together be a lot 214 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 2: and then you know any everybody you go? Who is? 215 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,080 Speaker 1: These people. 216 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 3: Love it all right? 217 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letter for today, 218 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: and the subject is I can't keep lying about my injury. 219 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to 220 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.