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Speaker 1: Then jubil show on demand. What is today's ridiculous Internet question?

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Speaker 1: It is this, what makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Oh?

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Speaker 1: What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? We'll start with you, Victoria.

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Speaker 1: I would say, like, if you're from America and you

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Speaker 1: don't know how many states are in America? Okay, just

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Speaker 1: because I feel like that you should know that. Are

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Speaker 1: there are people that don't know that? Yes, And there's

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Speaker 1: people like on TikTok that guys will go up and

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Speaker 1: like how many states are in America and people actually

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Speaker 1: guess like forty nine? Lord, how many states are there

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Speaker 1: in America? Wrong? Call us up? Eight eight eight three

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Bennett?

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Speaker 1: What makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Listen? Listen. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but if you wear flip flops with jeans, and you

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Speaker 1: wear flip flops with jeans and rain, and you wear

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Speaker 1: flip flops in with jeans in the rain with the

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Speaker 1: winter cold, I cannot take anything that you say seriously.

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Speaker 1: It's all over the place. I'm sorry. Is it because

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Speaker 1: you question their intelligence with that? Or is it just years, like, man,

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Speaker 1: you don't care about it anything. That's like if someone

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Speaker 1: who's wearing flip flops with jeans in the rain, to me,

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Speaker 1: they look like someone who did They're like, whatever, dude,

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Speaker 1: I just decided not to learn. Hey, man, I'm just

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Speaker 1: wearing flip flops in the rain. That's what I do.

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Speaker 1: He signs on. I want to be like them because

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Speaker 1: they're unbothered who you described. In my head, it looks

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Speaker 1: like Matthew McConaughey. Honestly, that dude would definitely wear flip

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Speaker 1: flops with jeans in the rain or like that, all right,

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Speaker 1: or any like trunk or at the bar. That's like

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Speaker 1: what I get. I can't take you seriously, call us

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Speaker 1: right now. Eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. What is something that makes you instantly questions

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Speaker 1: someone's intelligent? Scarrett? Yes, Hey, what what is something that

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Speaker 1: makes you instantly question someone's intelligence? Oh? If somebody has

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Speaker 1: more than like three kids, Yes, that's hilarious. There's a

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Speaker 1: lot of people out there with more than three kids

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Speaker 1: that are very offended right out, Garrett, But that was funny.

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Speaker 1: Not only is that the best answer. We're going to

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Speaker 1: get to this question that's probably the best like our

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Speaker 1: que answer we've ever gotten. Why do you say that? Garrett? Well,

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Speaker 1: I've got two of my own kids, and I wanted

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Speaker 1: to stop after one. I don't even know how people

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Speaker 1: do your kids don't hear this call? Yeah, anybody with

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Speaker 1: more than two kids is like, man, I feel like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am dumb. I'm sorry. I was thinking, why did

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Speaker 1: I do that? Call us eight eight eight three, four

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Speaker 1: you instantly question someone's intelligence? Ricky, sir? What makes you

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Speaker 1: instantly question somebody's intelligence? Okay, get an intersection and the

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Speaker 1: light green. Nobody willant to go when life is rant.

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Speaker 1: Everybody warns it. What intersections you're going at least three

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Speaker 1: or four times a week. Yes, you know what you

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Speaker 1: gotta do, Ricky. This is what I do. I like

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Speaker 1: to herd people. I heard cars. So if I'm like

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Speaker 1: way back, even if I'm like all the way the

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Speaker 1: last car, as soon as the light turns green, I

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Speaker 1: just hank because it just gets everybody's head up. They

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Speaker 1: just go and nobody knows who hanks, right, It's just

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Speaker 1: me in the back. I honk just to get every attention,

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Speaker 1: they'll go a lot quicker for you, Ricky, that makes sense, appreciate,

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Speaker 1: I have a good one eight eight three, four three

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Speaker 1: What is something that makes you instantly question someone's intelligence?

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Speaker 1: Christian Grace? I have five thanks Number one. People who

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Speaker 1: don't know how to properly use your and your you

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Speaker 1: know you are and your like how old are we?

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Speaker 1: Let's go back to second. Great worst part though, is

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Speaker 1: when that happened, because I feel the same way right

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Speaker 1: And let's say you're in an argument on social media

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Speaker 1: and you're going back and forth with somebody and then

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Speaker 1: you realize that you type so fast you accidentally did that.

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Speaker 1: You go back, You're like, well I just lost that argument.

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Speaker 1: You delete your whole Instagram account on the same note, There,

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Speaker 1: there and there drives me insane, like I'm sorry. I've

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Speaker 1: gotten like professional emails from people before where they have

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, what's going on? That's number two? Number three.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Anybody who wants to argue on the vocal

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Speaker 1: part of the Taylor Swift argument that she's good vocally, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I will. I will give you the song credit and

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Speaker 1: artistry all day vocals. Absolutely not moving on, not how

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Speaker 1: this argument. Number four Trump fans, sorry, buy a media out.

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Speaker 1: And then number five people who don't get my memes,

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Speaker 1: Like when I post a meme and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: me thinking about something, and they're like, no, but that's

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian in the picture. That's not you. It's like,

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Speaker 1: that's the point. It's supposed to be a me, you know,

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Speaker 1: like I'm talking about how I feel about in other words,

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Speaker 1: Christian questions. A lot of people today, really many people.

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Speaker 1: I get along with the Jewil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame morning. Hello, Hi, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Holly. This is her? Hello Holly, Hi? Who is

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Speaker 1: that Hi? Yeah, no, you don't because you don't know me.

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Speaker 1: Well you do know me, but you don't know me.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm the person. I'm the person who owns

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Speaker 1: the RAV four that you maliciously attacked the other day

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Speaker 1: in the parking lot. Maliciously attacked. Oh are you gonna

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Speaker 1: play dumb? You're gonna act like you don't know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about? No? I think I think I know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about? What am I talking about? That?

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Speaker 1: What am I talking? I understand? Yeah, Like when I

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Speaker 1: was in the parking lot, my cart slid into someone's car.

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Speaker 1: I guess yours, and from what I saw, it was

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Speaker 1: just like a tiny ding slid into someone's car. Your

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Speaker 1: cart slid. Whatever it is. To take care of the damages.

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Speaker 1: If you need me to pay for it, I got you.

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Speaker 1: How did your car? How did I have a question

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Speaker 1: for you? How did your cart slide into my car?

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Speaker 1: Last time I checked, the carts at the grocery store

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Speaker 1: have wheels on them when they've rolled. It rolled, it

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Speaker 1: rolled into my car. Your car, the damage that was done,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if it slid, if you chucked

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Speaker 1: it across the parking lot right at my car. Why

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Speaker 1: did you do that? I didn't Why would anyone mean

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Speaker 1: to do that? Why do you see these robbed banks? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess to get money, but oh okay, here's a

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Speaker 1: better one. Why does Madonna still do TikTok? I don't

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Speaker 1: know why people do what they do, but either way,

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Speaker 1: I know that you destroyed my car with a cart

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Speaker 1: the other day at the grocery store parking lot. And

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Speaker 1: then you fled the scene of the crime. It destroyed

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Speaker 1: your car. Are you okay? What are the damages? Well,

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Speaker 1: you saw them, didn't you. You tell me? Okay, just

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Speaker 1: tell me how much I owe you, and what's your address.

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Speaker 1: I'll just send you a check. Or do you have

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Speaker 1: a venmo or something? What is it like, fifty bucks?

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Speaker 1: You need fifty bucks? Okay? Um? No, I do have

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Speaker 1: a bill though, and I would like to know if

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Speaker 1: you want me to go through your entrance company or

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Speaker 1: go directly to you. Oh my god, you've got to

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Speaker 1: be set in me. That's exactly what I said. When

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Speaker 1: I walked out and I saw my car was dingo,

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Speaker 1: I saw you. I actually saw you pulling away after

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Speaker 1: you dinged my car. I was walking. I went in

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Speaker 1: looked like you were laughing the time. Why didn't you

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Speaker 1: stop me then, because what it sounds like to me

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Speaker 1: if I dinged your car and then you went home

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Speaker 1: and created more damage to make it look like I

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Speaker 1: did that. Are you just trying to Oh? Okay, how

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Speaker 1: did you know there was more damage? How did you

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Speaker 1: know there was more damage? You told me that I

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Speaker 1: destroyed your car? You did that? Sounds pretty apocalyptic, man.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like you like your car. Guessing a criminal

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Speaker 1: like you doesn't have insurance to ride dirty. So I

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Speaker 1: have insurance and they'll fight for me. Would you like

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Speaker 1: me to go through them? Then no, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to deal with all that drama. Just tell me how

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Speaker 1: much I owe you. Okay, fine, I'll tell you how much.

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Speaker 1: Send you the money. I will tell you how much

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Speaker 1: you owe me for destroying my vehicle and the parking

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Speaker 1: lot the other day with the grocery cart. Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: the damage? The damage? Okay, it's not that bad. It's

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Speaker 1: thirty US prove it. You are out of your mind.

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Speaker 1: There is no way that my cart just barely tapping

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Speaker 1: your vehicle. It's four thousand dollars worth of vah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all it was. A passenger's side mirror was broken, completely

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Speaker 1: problem because I didn't do any of that. I don't

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Speaker 1: did that. Somebody did and it wasn't me. I did it.

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Speaker 1: Was not me? I did it? What? Yeah, I did it?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your husband. Darren set

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Speaker 1: you up. Gotcha, God, he said that you ding somebody's

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Speaker 1: a bow. Oh my god. That is not funny, but

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Speaker 1: it's also really it's pretty hilarious. The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Anybody speak a different language, Spanish, a different language than that.

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Speaker 1: A French count us down in French? Bennett from TA

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Speaker 1: what is that? Three? Okay? Own? He could be lying

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Speaker 1: though we don't even know the JNN. The Jewel News

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Speaker 1: That Worked for Thursday, January nineteenth, twenty twenty three. This

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Speaker 1: is JNN where we give you news. Maybe I'm Jewel Fresh.

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Speaker 1: And would you say you're more productive in the morning

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Speaker 1: or afternoon? Neither That's very true. If you said afternoon,

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Speaker 1: you're a liar. At least. According to a new poll,

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Speaker 1: the average office worker is most productive at ten twenty

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Speaker 1: two am, and then it's all downhill. Okay, yep. Apparently

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Speaker 1: we had our first big slump at one twenty seven

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Speaker 1: And it also found that we feel more drained on

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Speaker 1: Mondays and Fridays. Well, I get that, Yeah, definitely Mondays.

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Speaker 1: Nobody likes Mondays. Everybody, Yeah, we feel happy it's Friday

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Speaker 1: because it's almost the weekend. The worst day is Tuesday

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Speaker 1: because there's nothing to say about it. It's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: That's what I say. Everybody hates Monday. Wednesday's hump day.

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Speaker 1: Thursday is yeah, it's almost Friday. Friday's yea is Friday? Nobody, Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess you have Taco Tuesday. Oh oh yeah, Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: That and you're like Tomorrow's halfway through the week. Ye

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Speaker 1: Tuesday just kind of an average. When you're celebrating Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: you're really hanging on to like nothing else. You're really

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Speaker 1: trying to be positive. How you doing today? Bill? That

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Speaker 1: just celebrating Tuesday? Jay and then the Jewel News Network.

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Speaker 1: that Lee? Gotcha? Okay, so I got that name in

422
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: And hey, all right, just guy the guy here? Are

423
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: you sure you want to take your girlfriend? Right? You

424
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: guys have been on plenty of dates. You got anybody

425
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,160
Speaker 1: else you want to impress with the date night? Nah? Man? Sorry,

426
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: I could be a little bit of a dirty dog

427
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 1: like that sometimes. Just Lee. Yeah, I got nobody else,

428
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: like a little side piece or something that you want

429
00:21:55,800 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 1: to impress, you know. Nah, man, m, but you got

430
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 1: somebody on the side, right, I mean most of us

431
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: do what. No, Man, I'm not like that. Why are

432
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: you saying that? Well, I'm saying that because this is

433
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show. And it's The Jewel Show.

434
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: Everybody's here Surprise, and it's a radio show. Yeah, it's

435
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: a radio show. We do a segment called War of

436
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: the Roses to catch a cheater. Your girlfriend Lee is

437
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,399
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening, and she thought you

438
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:27,640
Speaker 1: might be being a mad boy exactly, Hey, babe, what

439
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 1: the is this? Like, what's going on? Well? I saw

440
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 1: that notification come up on your phone about Megan. Who

441
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: is Megan? If you're not cheating on me? Okay? Uh? Megan?

442
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,439
Speaker 1: Like what? Well, you keep saying you're going to the

443
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 1: gym at like nine pm and then you're gone for

444
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 1: two hours and I know that you had a notification

445
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: that set a meeting with some golding Megan. So what

446
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 1: is that? Who's Megan? Yeah? She said that a nine

447
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: pm Yeah, a nine pm meeting, and then you also

448
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: said you went to the gym after, so you didn't

449
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: get home till like eleven o'clock. And that's out in

450
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 1: shade all of us in studio too. Yeah, Mathy, Mathy, Wow,

451
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: I would never cheat on you, Like no, I just

452
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: I just haven't been totally truthful, Like, Okay, what are

453
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: you talking about so honestly, like I just want to

454
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: be honest with you, like I haven't been going to

455
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: the gym all the time? Okay, So what you been doing?

456
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, So she was right about that. She

457
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: didn't think you were going to the gym, so not

458
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: tell her where you were. Yeah, Um, like I go

459
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: to the movies, and that's really the truth. You go

460
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 1: to the movies like like on the same date. Like

461
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: what are you talking like, I don't understand. No, no,

462
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: like just by myself, that's just really the truth. Um,

463
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: So you've been lying to your girlfriend about going to

464
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: the gym, but you've been going to the movies by yourself.

465
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: Do you realize, like that does not sound legit neither

466
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: option sounds good? Yeah? Yeah right? And who's Megan? All right?

467
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let me just back up, Like

468
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: the last couple of times, like we've gone to see movies. No,

469
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: I want to know who the Megan is? Me too?

470
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: All right, so this is actually funny. Um, I think

471
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: it to see this movie um about a murder doll

472
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: called Meg, and honestly, like you would have hated it.

473
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: And so I will say, I'm very sorry for lying

474
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: about it. Um Megan, Yeah, I mean everyone is talking

475
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: about that movie, I will say, but why didn't you

476
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: just and like tell her about it? I would have felt, like,

477
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: to be honest with you the last couple of times

478
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 1: we've gone to see movies, like maybe you either hated

479
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: the movie or complained about it being too long, or

480
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 1: just didn't enjoy going, and so like for a while

481
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: it felt like the only reason that you were going

482
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: with me was like for the snack, and like it

483
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: just kind of ruined the vibe. And like I've just

484
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 1: been feeling like I can't go with you anymore because

485
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm constantly worried about like your feelings or like what

486
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: you'd be entertained by. And so I just made an

487
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: unintentional move by like going to movies by myself. What's

488
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: wrong with sacks? You go to restaurants just for dinner. Yeah,

489
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: at least she's gone with it together. It's time together. Yeah, okay,

490
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 1: might get it though, I get it. I died just

491
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: I really don't like the movies you do. Um, so

492
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: you're right, I probably do ruin the hibe. I mean,

493
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: I've I've gotten better since I've met you, and you've

494
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: never made me feel forced into going. And I really

495
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 1: appreciate that you didn't have to lie to me about it.

496
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: My feelings wouldn't have been heard if you wanted to

497
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 1: go by yourself. I don't know why you thought you

498
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 1: had to like hide that for me. That just made

499
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: me so uncomfortable and so suspicious, which is so unnecessary. Yeah,

500
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: I know, babe. I mean, I'm sorry. I guess I thought,

501
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: like you know, if I mentioned it to you, you know,

502
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh what, you don't want to be

503
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: seen with me? You don't want to go with me?

504
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: So like I just lied and said I was going

505
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: to the gym and did bad and then went to

506
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: the movies. Okay, Well, don't lie to me again. I

507
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: will understand. It's always something to talk about. We can't.

508
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: We have to be honest each other. Okay, Bibe, I'm sorry,

509
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: do you want to go to the movies with me tonight? No,

510
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: we can. I love you too. The Jewels Show on

511
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: demand jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This

512
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four one

513
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: oh six one saying you have a dirty little secret,

514
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: so we're calling you back. Ask what your dirty little

515
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 1: secret is? Surprised? Wow? Wow? Oh um? Okay, yeah, totally

516
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: thank you for calling me back. What's up? Thanks answering, Yeah,

517
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Well, so, my durtle secret

518
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: is that I've actually been in nursing school, and I'm

519
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: Before that, I was a teacher. So I've always loved

520
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: helping people and just doing, you know, really make an

521
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 1: impact in the world. And especially after COVID and seeing

522
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: how strong our nurses were and how strong our healthcare

523
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: workers were and how they really stepped up and pretty

524
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: much saved the world, it made me kind of gave

525
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: me a change of heart. And this was really something

526
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: that I was so excited to do. And and you know,

527
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of myself that I've accomplished. Will not

528
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 1: even accomplish it, that's the part we're going to get to. Okay,

529
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: So jubil I'm going because choking, so help. Yeah, sorry,

530
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: that's why he wasn't say I'm drinking this aloe juice

531
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: and I got a piece of aloe stuck in my throat.

532
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: So well, maybe you can come a medical professional, you know,

533
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm like over the phone, just hit, I'm really hard

534
00:27:54,359 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: on his back. Okay, what was that? Sorry? I couldn't

535
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: really hear you very well because I was coughing. What

536
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: did What did you say? Like? What you were you

537
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: getting to the secret part? You said you heard you

538
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: were a nurse? And then she started because of the

539
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: pandemic she liked seeing and inspired by Is that the secret? No?

540
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: So everything was was really good. Um, you know I

541
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: started off at me. I've been making some friends, and

542
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: you know, I've really loved it up until now. So

543
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm at the plenty in my education where I kind

544
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: of have to drop shadow nurses and kind of you know,

545
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: follow them around the hospital and just backing game, hands

546
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: on experience. And this is the part where everything changed

547
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: for me. I realized that I completely hate this. I

548
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. And yeah, and the reason

549
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: is that if these patients are really mean and nasty

550
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: and so rude to the nurses. Oh, I've heard that

551
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: maybe they're giving you the toughest patients just to get

552
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: you ready, you know, give her the worst ones first

553
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: and prepare her for the real world. Maybe they're not

554
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: that bad. No, I don't think that's what is like.

555
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: Since I've been doing this for a couple of months now,

556
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: watching and I would say, maybe I've come across one

557
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: or two nice patients. Everybody else has just been really nasty,

558
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: and they just treat the nurses like crap, and it's

559
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: completely made me do a three sixty in my mind.

560
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: And I actually dropped out a few days ago. Oh.

561
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: Is that your little secret though, that you dropped out? Yeah,

562
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: that is because I haven't told my friends or my

563
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: family at all anything yet, and they were really rooting

564
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: for me when I told him this is what I

565
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: wanted to do. They were so happy and excited for me.

566
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: So now I just don't know how to even tell

567
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: them that, Hey, I actually dropped out and this is

568
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: what's really going to fit everybody off. I've only got

569
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: three months left to graduate. Okay, did you already drop

570
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: out or are you thinking of dropping out? No? I

571
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: dropped out. Is it too late to go back. But listen,

572
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: I respect you doing what you feel is right. Like

573
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: you said, it's not fulfilling you. It's not what you

574
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be, so bounce. Absolutely. However, it

575
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: does pain me to think you got so close and

576
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: then maybe you could at least venture into the world

577
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: where I mean, I've thought about it, but the way

578
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: that I feel about it now, I really don't think

579
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: that that's the road that I want to go down. Well,

580
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm just gonna start it. Only fans. Oh okay,

581
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: so I'll do what you gotta do. No, no nursing

582
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: only fans. Wait were you a teacher though? Can't you

583
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: just go back to that? I mean, it doesn't pay

584
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: as well as only fans already got the nursing outfit. Okay,

585
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,479
Speaker 1: there you go, Well don't there's gonna be a new

586
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: knotty nurse only fans popping up pretty soon. Thanks for

587
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Thank you. The Jewel Show on

588
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: demand what they've found wasn't great. It's a jewel show.

589
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: That is the last thing I said A few months

590
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: ago when I had to go get a colonoscopy because

591
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: I was having all kinds of issues where you get colonoscopies. Yeah,

592
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: I didn't say that on air. I did talk about

593
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: the issues that I was having and the importance of

594
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: especially men, because it's a lot of times a health

595
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: problem with guys. We need to go get a colonoscopy

596
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: at a certain point in our life. And really, if

597
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: you are having an issue, you need to go to

598
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: the doctor, right, I mean a lot of guys, I think,

599
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: just a lot of people. But it's kind of stereotypical

600
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: that a lot of guys don't go to the doctor

601
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: when they should and then you find things too late.

602
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: And I told everybody that I would update them on

603
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: what happened because it was like months of just pain

604
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: and all kinds of stuff. So I went to go

605
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: get a colonoscopy, and that phrase what they found wasn't great.

606
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: Wasn't something that I said on air. I talked about

607
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: it before I went to go get a colonoscopy. So

608
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: in case you didn't hear it, one, why don't you

609
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: listen to every single word of this shows or if

610
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: you're waiting for an update, I'll refresh your memory. So

611
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: right after I got the colonoscopy, it seemed solemn round here.

612
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: You know, because I was responding to Richard Sharky in teams,

613
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: which is like a chat thing. If you don't know

614
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: Microsoft teams, it's a thing they used incorporate and it's

615
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: really annoying. But anyway, but here you could ask me

616
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: something about like how it went, and I responded and

617
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, um, what they found wasn't great. And

618
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: then you know, i'd come into work and I could

619
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: tell that it was just like a little like I said, solemn,

620
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: like people were wondering what's going on? And I never

621
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: gave anybody an update, and I realized, you know, I

622
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: should probably talk about it. And just the other day

623
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: I was in the hallway and I had a conversation

624
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: with the big boss here, right because you know, when

625
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: you work in a corporate environment and you have a

626
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: health issue or people think you're having a health issue,

627
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,479
Speaker 1: they don't directly ask you because of corporate rules, right

628
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: like that you're supposed to keep your health private. Yeah.

629
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: I don't keep much private. So I saw our big

630
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: boss in the hallway just the other day and he's like, hey, man,

631
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Speaker 1: how are you doing. I haven't seen you in a while.

632
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Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm good and He's like, yeah,

633
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: but how are you? And I was like, I'm good.

634
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: How are you? He's like yeah, but I like how

635
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: are you? And I was like I'm good and you

636
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: are you gonna He kept asking me that and looking

637
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: at me kind of weird, and I was like, Oh,

638
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: the coloscopy thing, that's probably what he's thinking about, right,

639
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: And I walked away and I was like, I haven't

640
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: addressed that yet with anybody, So I would like to

641
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: talk about the elephant in the room and that being

642
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: my butt again or so, just to update everybody, I

643
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: did say what they found wasn't great after my colonoscopy.

644
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: What I forgot to do. What I meant to do

645
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: the next day was pay off the joke. And I

646
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Speaker 1: forgot for the last Like how long ago was that?

647
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Speaker 1: Five months? Yeah, I forgot for the last five months.

648
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: I literally kept meaning to get around to it. And

649
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: then I realized, wait a second, everybody probably thinks I'm

650
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: gonna die, and I haven't. I haven't paid off the joke.

651
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: When I said what they found wasn't great, I was

652
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: gonna come in the next day, but then I got distracted.

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00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna come in the next day and say yeah,

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Speaker 1: what they found wasn't great. They found Nemo. Yeah, that

655
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 1: was literally yeah. I was just gonna make a stupid

656
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: joke and I forgot to do the punchline. I literally forgot.

657
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 1: I was just gonna do a jump joke. Everything was fine.

658
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: It wasn't like yeah, they said everything's fine. I've literally

659
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: this is the executive producer. I've literally thought about this

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00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: every week for like five months. Yeah, I'm like, what

661
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: is when he is he gonna tell us some illness?

662
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: What is happening? And then you just like and then

663
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Speaker 1: I think I've even mentioned it a few times and

664
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: you're like it's whatever, and then you just move on

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00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: to another thing. I'm like, holy crap, there's no answer

666
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Speaker 1: because I wanted to do a segment and then do

667
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: the joke, and then I forgot and I realized. I

668
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: was like, oh crap, everybody thinks I gonna die. All

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00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: I wanted to say was they found Nemo in my butt.

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00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: Have been like super respectful of your No, I'm and

671
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: just just wanting you to feel, you know, not pressured

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00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: to say anything to us, and thank you for the

673
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: long game. I love how we joke about you being late,

674
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: but you're literally five months late to your own joke.

675
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: And I had a conversation with the bus I can

676
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: see the concerns like how are you though, and I'm like, oh,

677
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: he doesn't know the Nemo joke. Nobody does. Everybody thinks

678
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: that I'm really sick right now, and no, I just

679
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: wanted to make a stupid joke. Everything was fine, though,

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Speaker 1: I feel great. Well, let's celebrate that fantastic hooray for

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Speaker 1: good Hell yeah, but do get checked out though. It

682
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: is important that you do get it checked It is.

683
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: And if you're gonna make a joke or their co

684
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: workers where they think you're really sick, but then you're

685
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: gonna come and be like, no, everything was fine and

686
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: you make a really bad joke about a Disney character

687
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Speaker 1: being in your bum bump, make sure to do the

688
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: joke otherwise everybody's gonna think you might be dying for

689
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Speaker 1: like five hours that part. Also, you guys have been

690
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: really patient with me lately, so I should have told

691
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Speaker 1: you that I should have kept juicing, right. I rolled

692
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Speaker 1: that way for the next year exactly. The Jubbil Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand