Speaker 1: We're rolling boys, Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome you get to
Speaker 1: another episode of Blessing with the Boys, Episode two thirty three.
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Speaker 2: Hey, if the Chevy Silverado was a haircut, it might
Speaker 2: be about.
Speaker 3: A couple of slip uffs, but overall, like it felt
Speaker 3: like you're reading, was way.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But we also shot that ad last week and essentially
Speaker 1: that ad was what we did. Know.
Speaker 3: That's except the compliment, brother, Yeah, you're right. I think
Speaker 3: it's because you cut them all it off. Moulla might
Speaker 3: have made you dumber. Maybe you know what I think
Speaker 3: it is too. I gotta give a bit quick shout
Speaker 3: out to Pa Patrol. Well, there's some five minute stories
Speaker 3: in there. I read the five minute stories in like
Speaker 3: twelve minutes. But I've been reading to my daughters. Guys
Speaker 3: out here find a helicopter and a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3: So you know, Paw Patrol has got me working out here.
Speaker 3: Paw Patrol has got my ass work. Hey, what it looks?
Speaker 3: I mean, that was a great move. It was a
Speaker 3: great move. I liked the Mola for a bit of time,
Speaker 3: but I think it had ran its course. And I
Speaker 3: I you showed me the before and after and it
Speaker 3: is yeah, our weekend, night and day. The reaction of
Speaker 3: you watching those two videos. Was it looked like your
Speaker 3: mind literally was blown. You were you whoa, hey, play
Speaker 3: it back. I was like, hey, it's just a haircut. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were, Yeah, but I do appreciate it the boys.
Speaker 1: I mean, my birthday was essentially me hanging out my kids,
Speaker 1: and then late in the afternoon Will and his family
Speaker 1: came over, and his family left, and then me and
Speaker 1: Will just got banged the fuck up and got into
Speaker 1: a weird We hit some fucking Twilight Zone type.
Speaker 3: It was amazing. It was was so amazing. We at
Speaker 3: one point, I was like, oh, we gotta go. We
Speaker 3: gotta go, you know, take care of the goats. So
Speaker 3: we're walking the goat driveway and we're like having We're
Speaker 3: like talking, We're like we're like in something, you know,
Speaker 3: you're playing the circle game, You're like figuring something out.
Speaker 1: We stopped and I was like, we have to we
Speaker 1: have to have a hug right here in the middle
Speaker 1: of the dark driveway. He goes, we gotta have a
Speaker 1: hug right now. I'm like, and little I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what we gotta do. That is one hundred
Speaker 1: percent what needs to happen right now. Bag and brace hug.
Speaker 1: We would literally pull your scafs apart and try to
Speaker 1: wrap as much as you can around the individual. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking hands right as far as far apart as possible
Speaker 1: to let's let them know, hey, we're both safe right now. Yeah, dog,
Speaker 1: it was a magical night.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is gonna be one of those
Speaker 3: nights like we're like seventeen old and we're gonna look
Speaker 3: back and this is gonna like be in our memory
Speaker 3: and I go, we gotta have a hug right now.
Speaker 3: So I feel like that'll encapsulate the entire moment and
Speaker 3: we're just breaking.
Speaker 1: Shit down, dude. It was cool. It was literally like
Speaker 1: like just to put like we were watching funny enough,
Speaker 1: we were watching twenty fifteen Redskins versus Tampa Bay because Will,
Speaker 1: Will and I start talking about quarterback and Will's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know quarterback that whole uh you like that game?
Speaker 1: And he starts going into it. I'll that you explain
Speaker 1: the whole situation that got us on that, But like,
Speaker 1: is that what you were about to ask? How did
Speaker 1: it get there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we started to get a little banged up,
Speaker 3: banged up, and we were talking about we were talking
Speaker 3: about Kirk and that game and something tails like Taylor
Speaker 3: brought back.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we Jay Reed came.
Speaker 3: Up with any equation and then like McVeigh and then
Speaker 3: myself and h Taylor goes. Taylor goes, man, it is
Speaker 3: it truly is wild that y'all had all those cats
Speaker 3: and like all those coaching the coaching staff because O'Connell
Speaker 3: was part of it at one point and you guys
Speaker 3: didn't get it, like out of the first round of
Speaker 3: the playoffs. So I thought her, that's my moment. I'm
Speaker 3: like telling Taylor. I was like, you know who also
Speaker 3: got his moment in that Tampa Bay game we were
Speaker 3: down twenty four. Oh you know who that you know
Speaker 3: who got his first shot? That was your boy. So
Speaker 3: he's like, do you want to watch that game? And
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, you start to get nervous,
Speaker 3: like damn, now we gotta watch the game.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, we can watch the game.
Speaker 1: Throw it on. There was a bit of a pause
Speaker 1: for a little bit. I kind of got on my
Speaker 1: phone because I could feel it, and then like a
Speaker 1: minute later it was like, yeah, throw it on, dude. No.
Speaker 3: The look you had to think about it for a
Speaker 3: second longer pause because then I started telling me the story.
Speaker 3: I started elaborating on the entire holidg Yes, can you
Speaker 3: tell walking. Then we start talking some some you know,
Speaker 3: some some drama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, you want to go into that because legit,
Speaker 1: I was listening to that story and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you gotta fucking tell that story.
Speaker 3: I think time and place for it, time and place.
Speaker 3: I don't think now is the time because that was
Speaker 3: obviously birthday. I end up getting you to where we're
Speaker 3: watching Old twenty fifteen. You know, we're watching the boy
Speaker 3: out there spinning a little bit but also failing. I
Speaker 3: was like, you know, when a play is happening. I
Speaker 3: was like, man, I really don't want this one to
Speaker 3: come on. I was like, okay, we can watch it,
Speaker 3: but there's one play where I miss a tackle in
Speaker 3: the hole draw play.
Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, wouldn't nobody's all things because
Speaker 1: you didn't really say it. And then I was live
Speaker 1: for a second and he goes, yo, I really think
Speaker 1: there's a draw play coming up, And it was literally
Speaker 1: the next play. I was like, I thought the funny
Speaker 1: one was when that dude was running. He kind of
Speaker 1: forgot about that one. Bro, I start running. I was like,
Speaker 1: hang on, no, I'm out there chasing his ass. That's
Speaker 1: the only one who's gonna be able to make this play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then once he spun me around, I was like, God, damn,
Speaker 3: I forgot that.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: It was nuts. But literally, while we're watching that game,
Speaker 1: it's eight years ago, and on the ticker, it's like
Speaker 1: the main thing that kept coming up was Tennessee versus
Speaker 1: the Falcons, and I'm like, bro, we lost that fucking
Speaker 1: game and I remember like that. Then they start showing
Speaker 1: highlights of Tennessee versus the Falcons. It was like just nuts.
Speaker 1: So Will and I are now in the spin zone
Speaker 1: of like it's crazy that we're sitting together, don't know
Speaker 1: each other, starting to get to the peak and bang,
Speaker 1: we're like sitting together and we're watching both of us
Speaker 1: kind of watching Will play. And then you can see
Speaker 1: parts of like, oh, I know I'm in a game
Speaker 1: at this exact moment, and we're not thinking of each other.
Speaker 1: We don't know each other, and how are like timelines
Speaker 1: have parallel gone and then slowly like just come together.
Speaker 3: We had no clue busting with the boys was gonna
Speaker 3: come about a few years later and JP, you know
Speaker 3: who the running back was, that you're for Washington Matt Jones.
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, will Bot that you were doing shit for him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I started telling Taylor. I was like, you know what's
Speaker 1: crazy too, Like maybe since JP was just shooting Matt Jones,
Speaker 1: like he had a relationship with him, Like maybe he's
Speaker 1: watching this game somewhere, like just rooting for Matt Jones.
Speaker 1: Like JP's watching the game. You're I'm out here playing
Speaker 1: this game right here. You're Tennessee with that, you know,
Speaker 1: G and Jack are probably watching the.
Speaker 3: Titans, like watching the Falcons game because you guys, they
Speaker 3: had came back, you were up for a while. Third quarter,
Speaker 3: they end up taking the lead and you lost a
Speaker 3: close one and it's like, man, you had no clue,
Speaker 3: like the whole spot was gonna come together like years later,
Speaker 3: and then then you start getting to where you're like
Speaker 3: leaned up and you're like.
Speaker 1: Bro in this shit just wild. It was fucking nuts.
Speaker 3: And then like Rashawn Matthews on one team, the Dolphins,
Speaker 3: the Dolphins at that point were like seeing.
Speaker 1: All these big dangs, but they're playing for other teams.
Speaker 3: It's like, man, all these guys are on different teams now,
Speaker 3: and it's like, man, they were really fucking doing it
Speaker 3: back then. And then somebody else popped up, and I
Speaker 3: don't know if it was it was Lockett maybe and
Speaker 3: Robert Woods, and you're just like, man, these guys been
Speaker 3: these guys been doing this.
Speaker 1: Was on Buffalo. Lockett was still obviously, and You're.
Speaker 3: Like, damn, bro, like they've really been They've really been
Speaker 3: like that for a long time. And then I'm like,
Speaker 3: then we get back to when we're little, and I
Speaker 3: was like, man, look at.
Speaker 1: Us, but hold on, not even that point yet, because
Speaker 1: I was sitting in the chair, Will was sitting on
Speaker 1: my couch. And then eventually we're both seeing on the
Speaker 1: couch like real fucking close, and then we start talking
Speaker 1: about we start talking about something else, like oh I
Speaker 1: showed him we uh. Will like just leaned up basically
Speaker 1: and complimented my hair and I was like, he's like,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like and then we start talking about glow
Speaker 1: ups and stuff like that, and then we like I
Speaker 1: brought Bert Krysler, Yeah, you showed me the before and after,
Speaker 1: and that's when the real time I'm my mine is
Speaker 1: like legit blown I'm like, yo, is it really that?
Speaker 1: And he's like, dog, it's crazy. You had to glow
Speaker 1: up from losing your weight with the mullet and then
Speaker 1: you just had a glow up on top of a
Speaker 1: glow up. And I'm dead serious. Now. Will usually his
Speaker 1: mouth open. I'm mouth open, like, oh fuck, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's like, look at this. I was like, even your jaw.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh you had That's what I need
Speaker 1: to hear, you know me, boys like I'm always searching
Speaker 1: that jaw blow up.
Speaker 3: And he's like he's like like, man, we started watching
Speaker 3: like something that's burning that because I was like five
Speaker 3: months ago, literally in February, and there's like.
Speaker 1: Bro, even you look different. I was like, man, this
Speaker 1: shit is really wild.
Speaker 4: And we're like.
Speaker 1: Literally watching something from eight years ago. Will playing a
Speaker 1: football game eight years ago. It's still on the screen
Speaker 1: and we're on my little ass phone watching like something
Speaker 1: from five months ago. We're like, Yo, it's crazy that
Speaker 1: the football game that was eight years ago seems like
Speaker 1: it was like sooner than this something that was five
Speaker 1: months ago. And look how different we both look. Because
Speaker 1: there's a couple of zoom zoom ups on Will's face
Speaker 1: and you could see him smile a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and you're like, bro, like just everything was so different,
Speaker 1: just so fucking different. And we were just like, it's
Speaker 1: just crazy. It's just a nuts experience.
Speaker 3: And then Taylor goes, yeah, it's like we could go
Speaker 3: back to any one of these moments like tomorrow and
Speaker 3: not miss a beat.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, bro.
Speaker 3: That's how I knew we were kind of on the
Speaker 3: same wavelength. And then I ended up that's when we
Speaker 3: started to go back far. I go, Bro, isn't it nuts.
Speaker 3: I was like, we're sitting here. I was like, we're
Speaker 3: in this empty house, like we might not ever get
Speaker 3: this moment again, and that like, and I go, I
Speaker 3: literally said, talking about first first emotion that comes to
Speaker 3: mind is fear. So I was like, yeah, I feel
Speaker 3: like I said that, but I'm like, but also, this
Speaker 3: is one of those moments you have to appreciate.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, think about it. I'm like, we're
Speaker 1: having like an old school high school like an old
Speaker 1: throwback high school night, or it's just us hanging out
Speaker 1: watching like old stuff and we're kind of like reminiscent
Speaker 1: but also being excited about the future and things like that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, you only really do that
Speaker 1: with your boys.
Speaker 3: Like you think back on times back inddle school in
Speaker 3: high school and you're having no sleepovers, everybody's asleep, you're
Speaker 3: staying up late watching stuff. I was like, the wife's gone,
Speaker 3: my wife's back home, the kids are put down, it's
Speaker 3: just me and you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, and we never really had a
Speaker 1: we weren't friends in high school. And I was like,
Speaker 1: we're getting to experience all this, like we're getting to
Speaker 1: like have a big like build moment of like growth.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, you know, you
Speaker 1: just have stuff imprinted on your mind.
Speaker 3: I was like, you go back to the rugs back
Speaker 3: when you play with the cars and you start like
Speaker 3: envisioning your life of what you want to be.
Speaker 1: The rugs like in elementary school that had like the
Speaker 1: towns on it. Yeah, and then I had like the
Speaker 1: letters all around it, like a through z around the
Speaker 1: rug and it's like, yo, we both played on that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we didn't know each other. Yeah, well we were
Speaker 1: doing it. I go, I go dog like. I don't
Speaker 1: know how it came up, but the Brave little Toaster
Speaker 1: came to mind. I'm so glad you brought that up.
Speaker 3: And I was like, dog, bring a little toaster. Tailor's
Speaker 3: like search and he's like, should we watch it? I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, throw it on, like.
Speaker 1: The first let's watch the first five minutes of this thing,
Speaker 1: and look you when we put it on, we're like,
Speaker 1: is this the movie? Yeah? I don't know, because at
Speaker 1: first we got to have He goes, I have a memor.
Speaker 3: We've like kind of it seemed like a little like
Speaker 3: dark and ominous, and I was like, dog, me too.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, that was truly brave.
Speaker 3: Little Toaster was probably the first movie I watched like
Speaker 3: amongst a group, like at daycare school. Like your first movie,
Speaker 3: you kind of watch around people you don't really know,
Speaker 3: so you're kind of watching the movie and remembering how
Speaker 3: it kind of gives you that dark, ominous feeling.
Speaker 1: It was, dude, we popped it on when legit, We're
Speaker 1: just like, it's crazy that.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: At one point, Will and I are probably sitting there
Speaker 1: watching this movie at the same time, not knowing each other,
Speaker 1: completely across the country, and now we're fucking here because I.
Speaker 3: Said, the way you looked on something is burning the
Speaker 3: mustache and how you were thicker and stuff. I go,
Speaker 3: you remind me of some character off like, uh, you
Speaker 3: ever seen the Brave Brave Little Toaster?
Speaker 1: Yes, And we were like, yo, we gotta put that on.
Speaker 1: And then low key in the background the movies just playing,
Speaker 1: we go get the goats, that big hug happened, and
Speaker 1: then we went into like a wormhole of like how
Speaker 1: wild it is, how present we are in this moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like very rarely, Like at one point were like,
Speaker 1: we're not even thinking about how late it is, how
Speaker 1: we had to get up in the morning, we got kids,
Speaker 1: like we're just like here in this moment. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like everything that was said, even the
Speaker 1: fear thing when we was like we might never be
Speaker 1: here again. And I was like, yo, my first emotion
Speaker 1: to that is fear, and he's like yeah, butt, And
Speaker 1: I was like the minute you said but I felt
Speaker 1: way better and he just fu just worked it out
Speaker 1: for me. It was so funny because I literally at
Speaker 1: one point I was IO check on when my oldest
Speaker 1: daughter because she she was having a little sleepover because
Speaker 1: mom was gone, and so I go in the room
Speaker 1: just a little motherfucker dude waited for me to leave
Speaker 1: and grabbed her the iPad and she's watching Smurfs on
Speaker 1: it and I'm like, it's ten thirty at night. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And she's like looks at me
Speaker 1: with the shitty and grin like I got your ass.
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm banged up, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: you really got me. And then we talked for a
Speaker 1: minute and it was like the whole time, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: if I if I stay here too long, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lose the moment over there. And then I finally get
Speaker 1: a situationd She goes to bed and texts like hey,
Speaker 1: when he's like I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: back soon. So I like opened my door, you know,
Speaker 1: like my little pivot door to my master. I opened
Speaker 1: it up and I closed the door or no joke.
Speaker 1: It was like, I don't even remember going back to
Speaker 1: the man cave. I was like just back in the
Speaker 1: man cave. Like I was just like, yo, we're here now.
Speaker 1: He was like, my bad, I said, I said no.
Speaker 3: That helped me out because I now I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm able to articulate some of this a little bit more.
Speaker 6: No Yea.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know what I'm trying to say, Like
Speaker 3: I feel something, but I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can put in the words. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we we legit got there. I forget what
Speaker 1: the conclusion was. Now we fucking got there, dude. We're like, Yo,
Speaker 1: this is one of those moments where like, uh, we
Speaker 1: get to sit here and like like we'll remember this,
Speaker 1: you remember that time at the house, like just hanging
Speaker 1: out because life it's like, literally, it's a core moment.
Speaker 1: It's a core. It's like a core, like the fucking
Speaker 1: movie Inside Out. Dude. Now we have one of those
Speaker 1: little blue balls. Yeah, that's a yellow ball. It's definitely
Speaker 1: a yellow ball, and that motherfucker goes in the little
Speaker 1: sphere that allows us to be like we can pull
Speaker 1: that ship whenever we want to. That thing's here. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not a fleeting thought anymore. That thing is
Speaker 1: there for fucking app And then we start talking about
Speaker 1: some cool shit about like the whole giant knox Field thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: some good perspective stuff.
Speaker 3: And then we ended up in the kitchen eating all
Speaker 3: the Coldstone ice cream cake.
Speaker 1: Wait, will fucked me over with my kids. Dude, it's
Speaker 1: literally like seven o'clock. Like, my kids they need to
Speaker 1: go down soon. They're hyped up and will I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, guys, we gotta go to bed in five minutes.
Speaker 1: And this just f funny.
Speaker 3: And a lot's been going on, like uh, Dylan and
Speaker 3: Ru's come over to get like sous because Taylor obviously
Speaker 3: he's lost weight. So he's like, you guys can like,
Speaker 3: uh can have yeah, y'all can take your pick of
Speaker 3: the suit.
Speaker 1: So dinner and everything was getting pushed back. Your boy,
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 3: Some ribbis going, you know, make some some potatoes, like
Speaker 3: making dinner and all that. So then if I'm fired,
Speaker 3: by the way, then it ultimately it's like it's me
Speaker 3: Charro rue Win Willow Taylor, and it.
Speaker 1: Is like past Taylor's like want him to go down
Speaker 1: at like six forty five.
Speaker 3: It's probably like seven to fifteen at this point, and
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like, I still got that ice cream cake.
Speaker 3: We haven't saying Taylor happy birthday and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: and I know Taylors wanting to put him down, but
Speaker 3: I just think to myself and just make the decision myself.
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, we've got to sing Happy Birthday to Taylor,
Speaker 3: like nobody we haven't say happy birthday, not exactly what
Speaker 3: you said to me, but yeah, yeah, Like I know
Speaker 3: Taylor's gonna be pissed. I do this because he wants
Speaker 3: them to go down. And also like I'm bringing out
Speaker 3: ice cream cake right before they're going down. So not
Speaker 3: only is he gonna be pissed, like I know he's
Speaker 3: gonna say like, hey, we'll eat this tomorrow, but then
Speaker 3: it's gonna create a you know, a ship storm a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: But also this.
Speaker 3: Is where like that cool fun uncle like a movie
Speaker 3: that you just do to your boy, Like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do this to him.
Speaker 1: So I go, I look in the fridge, I open
Speaker 1: it up. I go, but guys, we have ice cream cake.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, without before I can react,
Speaker 1: starts singing Happy birth Damn. We all started singing.
Speaker 3: I was like, let's eat this, guys, and says like no,
Speaker 3: we gotta go to bed next to you know, Willow's
Speaker 3: just fucking like losing her fucking mind, cat blah blah
Speaker 3: and tails like Taylor's just like holding her looking at me.
Speaker 1: It's like backing up. Yeah, like this you and I
Speaker 1: have to deal with this. It's my three year old,
Speaker 1: Like when you can negotiate with her, my three year old,
Speaker 1: Like negotiating with her is like she's so strong willed.
Speaker 1: Would I tell tell her face like You're gonna this
Speaker 1: is gonna make you so successful someday getting what you want.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud that this is here right now. It's
Speaker 1: a fucking issue, Like we had a problem. I had
Speaker 1: to deal and then she was overtired the next day
Speaker 1: because she was up fighting about that fucking cake. And
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Speaker 1: over on all that all that shit, dude, But what
Speaker 1: a fucking night it turned out to be because my
Speaker 1: birthday night, it won a whole lot going on. I
Speaker 1: basically had two my buddies came over and ransacked my
Speaker 1: whole entire closet. They're fired up and I'm excited to
Speaker 1: see them. And some of the fits that I wore.
Speaker 1: It's CAUs gonna be funny as shit out. We need
Speaker 1: to get like a side by side if I can
Speaker 1: find it.
Speaker 3: Taylor's birthday is uh, serving his teammates of suits, giving
Speaker 3: away his stuff to other people, and watching Will Compton highlights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a giver, dude, I'm a giver. But I
Speaker 1: got a lot out of that as well. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: And it's so weird, like because we were having this
Speaker 1: conversation on Thursday or even Friday. It was Friday when
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out. It was like hit
Speaker 1: me with like, hey, what are we doing for your birthday? Loki?
Speaker 1: My favorite part of a birthday is when somebody misses
Speaker 1: my birthday so I can be like, yo, you forgot.
Speaker 1: What's the deal? Like I was on the phone with
Speaker 1: Nick Bennett and he calls me on Saturday, which is
Speaker 1: my birthday, and we're talking for like twenty minutes. I'm like, Hey,
Speaker 1: before we go any further, it's my birthday to day.
Speaker 1: All good? You forgot? He had, like he started, Hey, well,
Speaker 1: you know I was waiting for the right time and
Speaker 1: all this shit. But I love it. And also, dude,
Speaker 1: like these last seven months of busting like we've been celebrating.
Speaker 1: It feels like we've been celebrating every fucking day. So
Speaker 1: I go, I want to celebrate my birthday. I feels
Speaker 1: weird to celebrate that because I feel like I've been
Speaker 1: celebrating the whole year of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Taylor was giving me that speech, and I'm just
Speaker 3: sitting there like with a very like I don't believe
Speaker 3: you because he says that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, Taylor, you're You're definitely
Speaker 1: the type.
Speaker 3: You've already explained like you want it either doesn't happen
Speaker 3: and then you have it over their head that they
Speaker 3: don't do it. So I'm truly genuinely asking you what
Speaker 3: are you trying to do? Because I know the like
Speaker 3: Taylor left on Saturday to go to Italy and I
Speaker 3: was like, I know, nothing's like playing, Like what are
Speaker 3: you feeling and trying to do? He's like, man, I
Speaker 3: kind of just want to chill. I was like, are
Speaker 3: you do you truly want to check? And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean you want to come over and swim.
Speaker 1: And then it was.
Speaker 3: Like, you know, get the cake, get the steaks. You
Speaker 3: what do you want what's the birthday boy? Well, I
Speaker 3: was like, what's my little birthday boy? When I see
Speaker 3: your I was like, I got my haircut on Friday.
Speaker 3: And Alan was like a shout out the boy, Allen,
Speaker 3: and uh, culture cut Culture right, Culture Cut Culture Nashville.
Speaker 1: I think it's okay.
Speaker 3: And he was like, tailor's coming tomorrow two forty five.
Speaker 3: So then I'm texting tailor. I was like, hey, I
Speaker 3: see the birthday boy's gettinghimtuff a little haircut. I was like,
Speaker 3: what's he want to eat? I was like, you want
Speaker 3: smash burgers, you want steaks. He's like, if it's my
Speaker 3: pig steaks.
Speaker 1: I was like, done, bro, I went to get that
Speaker 1: haircut at two forty five. I brought both my kids.
Speaker 1: It was funny as hell, like you could tell the
Speaker 1: people that didn't have kids. And like my oldest daughter
Speaker 1: literally found like the little when you get like your
Speaker 1: hair shampooed at the place to get your haircut, and
Speaker 1: she grabs a little handle and looks back at me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, when no spirits her sister right in
Speaker 1: the face, I'm like, yo, what are we doing? Thankfully,
Speaker 1: Allan who owns Culture Nashville, he's got a one and
Speaker 1: a half year old little boy, and he was like, dog,
Speaker 1: if this was two years ago, I probably like, Yo,
Speaker 1: what the fuck's going on? But he's like, because I
Speaker 1: have kids, I totally get it. My daughter's like opening
Speaker 1: the fridge, like putting willow in it, presenting she's a drink.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm thirsty, I want to drink it. She
Speaker 1: kt like wattles over there and opens it up and
Speaker 1: will think it has this shit in and grin in
Speaker 1: her face like yo, this, hey, I'm a drink. And
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, yeah, like we pet the cactus. The
Speaker 1: cactus is fake. I'm like, it'll poke you. And he's like, nah,
Speaker 1: it's all good. And I'm like, all right, pet the
Speaker 1: fucking cactus, dude. But they were ripping around. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, we gotta hurry this hair cut up. He
Speaker 1: ripped it up, though I got down. In twenty minutes
Speaker 1: of Culture, National shout Out no free shot out to
Speaker 1: them that being said, should we hit shout out no
Speaker 1: free shout up? Are we ready? You boys who in
Speaker 1: the back wants to do it? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: JP shout out No free shout out goes to when
Speaker 2: you're traveling somewhere and you got to pull up the
Speaker 2: GPS and you see that yellow or maybe red traffic,
Speaker 2: and then you get to that spot you're like, man,
Speaker 2: this is really about to suck. But Apple hasn't updated
Speaker 2: their maps yet, and there actually is no traffic, so
Speaker 2: you just cruise right through. It's one of the best
Speaker 2: feelings ever, the great feeling of relief.
Speaker 1: If you're on a road trip and it says hazard ahead,
Speaker 1: and then I literally it asked you, like, hey, is
Speaker 1: the hazard clear? Any think I'm not helping you out there.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna press that, okay, but you just wait
Speaker 1: for the thing to go out. You're like, I just
Speaker 1: showed you with my work that it's not there anymore.
Speaker 1: I take a different approach. You pressed okay, Yeah, what
Speaker 1: a guy. You're here something there? Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'll do that too.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's still I feel like I'm actually doing
Speaker 2: a service tape.
Speaker 1: You're helping out with me, man.
Speaker 3: Especially like if there's a cop one coming up. Cop
Speaker 3: one almost like a speed speed.
Speaker 1: Thing going on, and you're like, let me try and
Speaker 1: find out for everybody else right.
Speaker 3: Looking around, No, we're clear we're cleary clear.
Speaker 1: That was a wild conversation too. That was a wild conversation.
Speaker 1: Uh who else got the shout enough for a shout out?
Speaker 7: I have one and it goes along with iPhones and
Speaker 7: correct me if I someone has used this. I don't
Speaker 7: think they have, but I'm shouting out the greatest Apple
Speaker 7: feature that's ever been created. And it is when you
Speaker 7: get a verification code and you have to type it
Speaker 7: in on a different app, and it suggests the code
Speaker 7: so you don't have to copy and paste it. It
Speaker 7: just immediately there and just that little bit of convenience
Speaker 7: sometimes safety from just going over the edge the shout
Speaker 7: out to the best Apple feature.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it's called, but I think we
Speaker 5: all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, that is a nice little deal. It is nice.
Speaker 1: I was sitting on my computer this weekend and I'm
Speaker 1: fucking going through all the my emails and the passwords
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I'm like, I barely know my passwords.
Speaker 1: But when you would get the autofill, I go to
Speaker 1: log into like YouTube or Twitter, Instagram, any of that shit,
Speaker 1: and it goes autofill for this email address and you
Speaker 1: just press It's kind of like the same thing. You're like,
Speaker 1: thank god, bro, cause I was literally about to fuck
Speaker 1: up my day. Low key, that's what to turn into
Speaker 1: a pet peeve. You know, I have a question. Do
Speaker 1: you guys ever use the suggestion said password that Apple
Speaker 1: gives you? No me neither.
Speaker 3: I get so scared. I'm like, there's no way I'll
Speaker 3: ever remember this unless I'm just on my phone. It's
Speaker 3: like I always feel like I'm in some high some
Speaker 3: high stress alert situation where I'm trying to like hack
Speaker 3: into something or somebody's gonna kill you, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be able to find this, So you know,
Speaker 3: I choose my own Hell yeah, dog, That's always been
Speaker 3: a thought of mine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, dude, people use these because these are
Speaker 1: fucking crazy, a bunch of shit. There's no way you
Speaker 1: have to put on a sticky note, lo key, you
Speaker 1: should put it on your phone. But then it's like
Speaker 1: that defeats the purpose of the thing though.
Speaker 3: I feel like it saves your phone, But if you
Speaker 3: happen to be again on a computer, like trying to
Speaker 3: get out of something, You're not gonna remember it.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'm with you, Yeah, Mitchie shout out
Speaker 1: for shout.
Speaker 8: Up, I shout I know if for your shout out
Speaker 8: this week again, correct me if I'm wrong. I don't
Speaker 8: know if anybody's used it. It's just going for a drive,
Speaker 8: just driving around, just driving around town, especially in a
Speaker 8: new city, not that I'm like new here anymore, but
Speaker 8: like still kind of exploring around different areas, just putting
Speaker 8: your music on, putting your windows down, little just road therapy,
Speaker 8: just letting your thoughts be your thoughts, and just kind
Speaker 8: of put your hand out the window, let your hand.
Speaker 1: Like ride and stuff. Just let the air take you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and just kind of put on some music, just
Speaker 8: turn it up a little bit and just vibe for
Speaker 8: a little bit and just enjoy your time by yourself,
Speaker 8: just driving around.
Speaker 1: It's a solid shouting for shoutout. Do you have one
Speaker 1: this week? I do have one this week? Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: My shout out, no free shoutout.
Speaker 9: Was going to go to the people at PLL for
Speaker 9: having my brother and I in Louisville this weekend.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty cool experience. Never really seen like that
Speaker 1: high level.
Speaker 9: Of competition like in person, especially being from Tennessee, so
Speaker 9: that was cool to experience. They were great, good hosts.
Speaker 9: Got to watch it all on the field. Yeah, it
Speaker 9: was a good time. Shout out.
Speaker 1: Then when you were watching the pl did you think
Speaker 1: I can get out there and do that? No problem?
Speaker 1: It is funny because you do think, like, I mean,
Speaker 1: they're not that much bigger than us. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 1: definitely like their skill is just like handles like crazy.
Speaker 9: Handles are crazy and for an All Star game, you know,
Speaker 9: they're always like fucking around, so some of the like
Speaker 9: skip passes and shit like that are just like no lookers.
Speaker 1: It's it was impressive.
Speaker 9: There's a there's a skill competition and the fastest shot
Speaker 9: was like one hundred and twenty one miles an hour
Speaker 9: and that seeing that like that close was like, I
Speaker 9: would never play goalie.
Speaker 1: Do you ever scrape three digits? No? No, no shot No.
Speaker 1: I think I touched ninety like once. What a feeling
Speaker 1: that was, I bet. Yeah, it was pretty cool at
Speaker 1: the shotow for not knowing anything about the PLO, that's
Speaker 1: a solid shot. It was good. It was a good time,
Speaker 1: good event. Willie oh Yo Miiko, Yeah, you go ahead.
Speaker 1: My shout of no free shadow goes to we're obviously
Speaker 1: on the conversation of nostalgia and stuff like that. My
Speaker 1: shout no free shadow goes to getting your own seat
Speaker 1: on the school bus in high school, if you can
Speaker 1: get your own see. And I was one of the
Speaker 1: last every time I took the bus, I was one
Speaker 1: of the last cats to before Like you get to
Speaker 1: the school, that one of the last stops and you
Speaker 1: get on there and it's like usually you know, a
Speaker 1: couple of the smelly kids or a couple you know,
Speaker 1: the thicker kids were kind of by themselves hogging up
Speaker 1: all the chair and you would never really get that.
Speaker 1: But that opportunity you get, whether it's middle of the pack,
Speaker 1: back the pack, from the pack, whatever, and there's a
Speaker 1: there's a seat all by itself, like you're just kind
Speaker 1: of that's the limousine of a bus ride. It's a
Speaker 1: phenomenal fun You kicked me up, fucking look around a
Speaker 1: little bit, hang out, get a couple of conversations. You've
Speaker 1: got you have more mobility to look around. It's a
Speaker 1: solid fucking feeling with the uh, the back to the
Speaker 1: window you got on everything. Yeah, you got one leg
Speaker 1: up and you kind of talk them hey yo, and
Speaker 1: you just kind of you can talk to anybody. You
Speaker 1: just feel cool when you have that posture going yeah great,
Speaker 1: you guys asked you a question, You're like, yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Hand yeah, like you know.
Speaker 1: And but look, if you're sitting there like this, having
Speaker 1: a conversation like it's a little it's a little beta,
Speaker 1: you're trying to like yeah, oh yeah, it's just.
Speaker 3: Somebody behind too. Like once your attention you kind of
Speaker 3: do the longer slow turn. Yeah, sitting a little half time?
Speaker 1: What's up? Man to my neck like that? But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my shout out, no for shout out. I had
Speaker 1: a couple questions because I'm nervous that these have been
Speaker 1: used before. We'll just do it. Have has leftovers been
Speaker 1: shouted out? Absolutely? Oh it was you too? Really, I'm not,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I legitimately think it was you. Sandwiches had leftovers?
Speaker 1: Have like when you don't have nothing and you open
Speaker 1: that phrase and you got that oh ship, I forgot
Speaker 1: about this?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 1: How about movies on TV? Hotel movies? What was the
Speaker 1: shout out? Gee?
Speaker 7: I was when.
Speaker 1: The rules appreciate that.
Speaker 9: Mine was when you're flipping through channels and you catch
Speaker 9: a movie on TV at the beginning.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. Okay, what do you got?
Speaker 3: Mine was gonna be on the TV one because again
Speaker 3: I have another one that I had done over the weekend,
Speaker 3: but mine was gonna be on the movie aspect, the
Speaker 3: movie front is like when you just you PLoP down
Speaker 3: on the couch, you're just mindlessly watching TV. Don't really
Speaker 3: know what you want to watch, but that there's just
Speaker 3: a movie on or a show on that helps make
Speaker 3: that selection for you that you're kind of fired up about.
Speaker 3: You know that's the next thing you're gonna do for
Speaker 3: the next hour, versus be on a show and you're
Speaker 3: flipping around back.
Speaker 1: I'm not really feeling I'm not feeling this.
Speaker 3: But when you see that movie, you're like, man, I've
Speaker 3: seen this in a minute, Like, let's fucking watch this.
Speaker 3: There might only be thirty minutes left, but you're gonna
Speaker 3: enjoy that next thirty minutes because the TV decided for you.
Speaker 9: I think that's a great one, all right, But I
Speaker 9: have a question to follow that up. Go ahead, have
Speaker 9: you watched Troy yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: That's tough, that's I know. I was hoping that was
Speaker 1: gonna be the movie. Yeah, movie too that uh, that's
Speaker 1: low key a shout out for another day.
Speaker 3: But I have not watched Troy and that this does
Speaker 3: seem like a movie that needs to be kind of
Speaker 3: like like a core value in my life.
Speaker 1: That's one of the subject of movies. Have Has anybody
Speaker 1: seen Oppenheimer yet? No? I keep seeing being talked about.
Speaker 1: Is it like that? I see my guy from Beata Bonders,
Speaker 1: and I saw something that said, this might be the
Speaker 1: best movie the year by far, and it might be
Speaker 1: the best one of the better movies so far up
Speaker 1: the century Oppenheimer. Yes, no, No, that's something I saw.
Speaker 1: How did you see Oppenheimer? It'imer Openheimer Openheimer. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like I heard, it's like it's really like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But like Barbie is also like if I say Oppenheimer
Speaker 1: and be like, what what is Oppenheimer even mean? If
Speaker 1: I say Barbie to you, everyone knows what Barbie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Margae, Robbie's in it, Ryan Gosling's in it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw like a clip of Barbie being like, I'll
Speaker 1: beat you off right here. Oh, we'll have a beach off.
Speaker 1: I'll beat you off with both hands, like they were
Speaker 1: like puns like that and I thought it's kind of
Speaker 1: funny to the line. Yeah, toeing the line a little bit,
Speaker 1: but like I would see the movie because you're trying
Speaker 1: to k I mean, you're basically see the movie, but
Speaker 1: like open high you see. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the fucking movie's about, but I look at it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's it about.
Speaker 5: The first atomic bomb?
Speaker 1: How it makes? I know of the movie already?
Speaker 5: That nation?
Speaker 7: Apparently when the bomb goes off in the movie, it
Speaker 7: is the las I mean that's not like a spoiler,
Speaker 7: that's history. But when it does, it's the loudest the
Speaker 7: the the actricals. Yeah, theatrical experience in history. Like it
Speaker 7: is the loudest moment in a movie that you can experience.
Speaker 7: Thus far, people are saying, like, if you have seen
Speaker 7: the Imax, which Nashville one of nineteen true IMAX theaters
Speaker 7: in the whole country, we are lucky enough to have it.
Speaker 7: So if you go see Oppenheimer, go to the Operay
Speaker 7: Mills seventy millimeters imax, it's probably insane.
Speaker 1: I see you just dropping it. I do a little
Speaker 1: field trip as the before, like Willie goes to Italy
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 7: Well, the thing is, it's the double feature people are
Speaker 7: people are trying to do the Barbenheimer, which they've been
Speaker 7: calling it, which is you see barbieing Oppenheimer in the
Speaker 7: same day, and it's like six hours of cinema. So
Speaker 7: and on two different spectrums, but I've heard great things
Speaker 7: about both.
Speaker 1: Yag A back to back movie is the fucking best
Speaker 1: back to back. I probably told this story before. My
Speaker 1: mom would randomly take me out of school, sometimes in
Speaker 1: like elementary school or middle school, to be, hey, we're
Speaker 1: having a mental health day, and I'd we'd rip over
Speaker 1: and we'd go into a theater, finding Nemo or whatever
Speaker 1: it was, and there'd be like another showing to whatever movie.
Speaker 1: Mom be like, we can just sneak into that one,
Speaker 1: can't we And she would like, literally take me in there.
Speaker 1: What's up? Oh, we're gonna be eight. We always gonna
Speaker 1: be eight. But double movie feature is fucking eat elite
Speaker 1: brother the Barbenheimer. Yeah, I'm sure we can go see
Speaker 1: you got money? You got money, bro, You can go
Speaker 1: see whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Craziest fact about the Oppenheimer movie Ice be a camp counselor,
Speaker 2: and one of my kids in my cabin was like
Speaker 2: their middle school age and his great granddad was the
Speaker 2: pilot of the plane dropped the bomb. And I don't
Speaker 2: know how true this is. The kid was eleven years
Speaker 2: old at the time, but the family like doesn't know.
Speaker 2: He definitely doesn't know much about him because he kind
Speaker 2: of like fell off after that. But apparently he didn't
Speaker 2: even know to the extent of like what he was doing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, I was like, God, that's his nuts.
Speaker 1: You almost don't want the pals to know a kind
Speaker 1: of decision like that because then the like the human
Speaker 1: element can get in like, man, should I be doing this?
Speaker 5: Apparently?
Speaker 1: Friend?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the reason they really dropped it is as more
Speaker 5: of like a test.
Speaker 7: We had already come to a conclusion with Japan, and
Speaker 7: they were were supposed to drop it on Russia during
Speaker 7: like I can't remember, and then that's like settled out,
Speaker 7: and then.
Speaker 5: They just dropped it on Hiroshima.
Speaker 7: And the main part is, I forget the scientist who
Speaker 7: plays Killian Murphy in the movie, or Killy Murphy plays him.
Speaker 7: He'd like he was pushing so hard to drop it
Speaker 7: just because he spent like his whole life revolutionizing like
Speaker 7: the biggest war machine of all time. There we have
Speaker 7: to use it and then it like basically obliterated an
Speaker 7: entire generation of people and cause a lot of bad
Speaker 7: things to our environment in Japan.
Speaker 5: But god, you need to see it. Apparently, it's it'll
Speaker 5: rattle you.
Speaker 1: Your history kind of fucks, dude, history does fuck. I mean,
Speaker 1: it depends on what side of history you're on. I'm
Speaker 1: sure if you're in Hiroshima in the early forties, that's
Speaker 1: not a dope history lesson. But history is fucking wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm watching The Last Kingdom right now. I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: all fiction. Noises you are out there just riding horses
Speaker 1: and shit and ripping around about the word of mouth too,
Speaker 1: the forming of England. Yeah, but I think it's just crazy.
Speaker 1: Like it's like obviously sitting in twenty twenty three and
Speaker 1: then looking at these people being like, yo, we got
Speaker 1: to tell this person something. They're across the country, ride
Speaker 1: how many days? Hot days? Yeah, it's like we got
Speaker 1: to get there and then hopefully you get there before
Speaker 1: somebody else does, Like in the beginning of the show,
Speaker 1: does some badass ship I'm not going to give anything
Speaker 1: up and he's They're like, hey, you got to go
Speaker 1: tell the king that you did this. Otherwise somebody else
Speaker 1: need to take credit for it. And he's like no,
Speaker 1: because he's He's like, I don't need that, and he
Speaker 1: fucking goes and does it. He doesn't do it, somebody
Speaker 1: else takes the credit that puts him in a fucking bind. Stories, dude,
Speaker 1: story is all. Yeah, glory, it's destiny is all. Destiny
Speaker 1: is all and you know, shout out to the guy
Speaker 1: who plays too because he becomes a much better actor.
Speaker 1: The farther down the line. That just pissed me off, dude,
Speaker 1: what just messing up fucking Ughtred's sign off?
Speaker 8: I know?
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Speaker 2: John Pettitt asked me this this weekend. Okay, but the
Speaker 2: question is, would you rather have the superpower to run
Speaker 2: every red light or you have the front row parking
Speaker 2: spot in any crowded parking lot wherever you go to
Speaker 2: you driving that parking lot, somebody pulls out, It's a
Speaker 2: given every time, assuming zero no accidents with the red lights,
Speaker 2: the red light stuff.
Speaker 1: You're not drinking and driving either, Yes, you have drink
Speaker 1: responsible Yeah, yeah, smart jack. That's next level thinking. Do
Speaker 1: you want to go first? Let me go first, Go ahead.
Speaker 1: I think the answer is very simple here. You talk
Speaker 1: about how many times you get into a crowded parking
Speaker 1: lot and you're sitting there and you're wondering, what, man,
Speaker 1: what the fuck's going on? I don't mind a couple
Speaker 1: extra steps during the day. I don't track them, but
Speaker 1: I do. I don't mind it. So if I need
Speaker 1: to go find a little place in the back, it
Speaker 1: is what it is for me. If you're able to
Speaker 1: run every red light possible and never get hit, never
Speaker 1: have the worry of like I'm gonna fox some shit,
Speaker 1: maybe somebody else that's in a car acident or something
Speaker 1: like that. The amount of time you are going to
Speaker 1: save is you're taking off so many minutes day, so
Speaker 1: many hours a week, possibly years. If we're really coming
Speaker 1: down to it, and that is time you can never
Speaker 1: get back. That is my answer. It's gonna be the red.
Speaker 6: Light m.
Speaker 1: I disagree. Mine is going to be parking spots.
Speaker 3: I you know, especially if you're at an arena, you're
Speaker 3: you're at a big event, anything like that, a game,
Speaker 3: whatever the case may be. You get that front row
Speaker 3: parking spot at absolutely everything everywhere you go. I'm taking
Speaker 3: that every now and then. I don't mind those extra shefs.
Speaker 3: But if I just get to mitigate that and get
Speaker 3: the freaking front row parking spot, I'm taking that. I
Speaker 3: feel like with the red light, I don't mind stopping
Speaker 3: every now and then. I think, uh, I think we've
Speaker 3: lost sight of what patience looks like. And I think
Speaker 3: when you stop, because we want to ever, we always
Speaker 3: want to get to where we're going fast. We always
Speaker 3: want to, you know, be first, like, not take the
Speaker 3: time to smell the roses a little bit. I don't
Speaker 3: mind it not still stop at the red light every
Speaker 3: now and then. So I'm going to go with parking spot.
Speaker 1: I think if you're looking at efficiency in life, you
Speaker 1: want to have patience. Brother, go sitting on the couch
Speaker 1: and enjoy yourself for a second. You're gonna get there
Speaker 1: a whole lot faster with the red light. You brought
Speaker 1: up big arenas. You talked about big events, not a
Speaker 1: whole lot like Brother, you put yourself in a position
Speaker 1: where most of the big events you go. So you're
Speaker 1: getting that, you know, through the hallway, entrance, back door,
Speaker 1: under tunnels type shit, where you're getting there real fast.
Speaker 1: There's probably a little security with you. Sometimes. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about Vegas two ninety Shane Gillis. They took us in
Speaker 1: that little kitchen over there, ripping us around. Right. If
Speaker 1: we were driving to that, well, you're in and out
Speaker 1: pretty fast with the red light. I'm talking about more
Speaker 1: time with the family. I'm talking about more time with
Speaker 1: the boys, more time doing what you love most, and
Speaker 1: that's not sitting behind the wheel. Dude, none of us
Speaker 1: are fourteen gears on a semi truck ripping around the
Speaker 1: country thinking we fucking love this. You just get to
Speaker 1: go get where you're going, patients. I got more patience
Speaker 1: with the kid because I didn't hit a fucking red light.
Speaker 1: Then I don't have to go fucking I can feel
Speaker 1: a little bit better about my negotiations with a three
Speaker 1: year old terrorists when it comes to ice cream cake,
Speaker 1: I feel I'm in a better headspace now. The red
Speaker 1: light is the obvious choice here. I see where you're
Speaker 1: coming from a little bit, but I think it's I
Speaker 1: think you're you're kind of zoomed in a little bit
Speaker 1: too much tunnel vision on the big overlaying things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going to NASCAR, You're going to certain things. It's
Speaker 1: a it's a bit of an issue. But you're gonna
Speaker 1: get there a whole lot faster beat the traffic. You
Speaker 1: might get in that parking spot anyway, you might be
Speaker 1: a cake heater with that red light piece. Restaurants, grocery, shopping, money, easy,
Speaker 1: all of it.
Speaker 3: I would love to pull up front and center as
Speaker 3: far as the car ride, getting the places faster. I
Speaker 3: don't mind a little extra conversation in the vehicle if
Speaker 3: you have people there, I don't mind, you know, getting
Speaker 3: on a phone call and you're catching up with somebody,
Speaker 3: catching up with your old man, people that you haven't
Speaker 3: seen in a long time.
Speaker 1: You get that little extra time on the road a
Speaker 1: little bit. I think I appreciate that a lot.
Speaker 3: And then if you're going home to negotiate with a
Speaker 3: three year old terrorists, you have a little bit more
Speaker 3: time to prepare, get your wear withal about you figure out, Hey,
Speaker 3: what's happening at the house right now? What do I
Speaker 3: need to be ready to come into That's where you
Speaker 3: fucked up.
Speaker 1: Brother. You don't have time to prepare for a three
Speaker 1: year old terrorists. Those things come up. I'm not thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, Oh, my best friend's going to bring up
Speaker 1: ice cream cake three minutes before bedtime. I got to
Speaker 1: prepare for this situation. Those are things with three year olds.
Speaker 1: There's you're just in there and they're going to be
Speaker 1: strong headed and getting after you. It comes up on
Speaker 1: you like that. You got to be ready at all times.
Speaker 3: To which I think I would enjoy my solitude a
Speaker 3: little bit more on the right home, Get a little
Speaker 3: bit more me time.
Speaker 1: Before I have to go home. When you go home,
Speaker 1: just have a little more me time. Parking spot boys
Speaker 1: in the back? How we how do we feel about it? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: where are you guys? At? Are we going to take
Speaker 1: a boat? Who stay with? Yeah? What do you stand with?
Speaker 1: Or maybe there's a wrinkle that hasn't been said?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I stand with will because your exact explanation
Speaker 2: about the patience is exactly what I told my friend
Speaker 2: Pettit when he asked me about it. I'm with that,
Speaker 2: and I'm just going to those events way more like
Speaker 2: you're talking about how much time would the red light
Speaker 2: save of your day?
Speaker 1: Like how often are you driving per day?
Speaker 5: Lion going to a concert or a sporting of them?
Speaker 1: Guess what you got that front row? You got that
Speaker 1: that spot. I'm saying, like you're the red lights.
Speaker 2: You've saved like five minutes a light last forty five
Speaker 2: seconds drive.
Speaker 1: So for me to hearing back, that's five minutes both ways.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: You know the traffic over here with this little light
Speaker 1: and people not pulling up to turn.
Speaker 3: Left, and it's two minutes. But listen, you have to
Speaker 3: get to the red light to run it. You don't
Speaker 3: get to miss all the traffic. This isn't a track.
Speaker 1: I'm bobbing and weaving on them now. I know, no
Speaker 1: matter what I can get past this red light, I
Speaker 1: might pull over. I might go London on them bitches
Speaker 1: and go all the way to the left and then
Speaker 1: cruise back over the right. Because it ain't nothing gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You guys already put that insurance policy in for me.
Speaker 1: It's too short sighted talking about arenas and big events
Speaker 1: and stuff like that every single day. The more you explain,
Speaker 1: the better I feel about mine. Hey, I love that, JP,
Speaker 1: because that's a cop out. I love that, dude. We're
Speaker 1: not a good way to get out of it.
Speaker 5: I'm with you, Taylor.
Speaker 2: You can go.
Speaker 7: You're in a car driving going through red lights, so
Speaker 7: much more in your life than you are going to events.
Speaker 5: And and I get the grocery store thing.
Speaker 1: I'm talking everywhere. I don't care if it's a week.
Speaker 5: It feels like parking would come into play. Is at
Speaker 5: like going to a Titans.
Speaker 7: Game or something at an arena where there's a mass
Speaker 7: amount of parking When you're at the grocery store. Very rarely,
Speaker 7: if ever, have I gone there and not been able
Speaker 7: to get a parking spot. Nor have I ever thought like, wow,
Speaker 7: this walk is going to really set me back some time.
Speaker 3: So the world of trying to make the extra textor
Speaker 3: call like hey where do I park here? I'm here,
Speaker 3: No matter where you're at, no matter where you're at, not,
Speaker 3: it's not it's not a question.
Speaker 1: You got the front Road brought up a statement, dude,
Speaker 1: no matter where you're at, do you call people when
Speaker 1: you go to Trader Joe's That you do once a week,
Speaker 1: every single week, And you know, no Trader Joe's is
Speaker 1: a bitch ass parking lot too, Like they need to
Speaker 1: figure their shit out there. But you're not calling being like, yo,
Speaker 1: where do I go? Like we're truly just talking about events. No,
Speaker 1: it could say you could be in the park just
Speaker 1: way five minutes, as if I do just one trip
Speaker 1: there and back, that's ten minutes according to JP, ten minutes. No,
Speaker 1: your whole day is what I'm saying. On one trip,
Speaker 1: then you don't. You don't drive as much as me,
Speaker 1: And that's okay, that's all right, never mind, I won't
Speaker 1: even go ahead.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you went to the grocery store
Speaker 2: four days ago?
Speaker 1: I wasn't there four days ago. Heyd asked me that
Speaker 1: same question last night, and it pissed me off. I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I go to the grocery store. You
Speaker 1: don't go to the grocery I do.
Speaker 4: Get over there.
Speaker 1: I get over there. I get over there, I get
Speaker 1: over there. I'll go to that Whole Foods in Green
Speaker 1: Hills next time you go to the grocery store. We
Speaker 1: need a selfie posted done, all right, expect one today
Speaker 1: after we're done with this fucking pod. I mean there
Speaker 1: And also, dude, a little hack, a little hack for
Speaker 1: the grocery store because I'm there so much. Get you
Speaker 1: especially if you're at Whole Foods. Let's say it's in
Speaker 1: the morning time, like is when I like to go
Speaker 1: because the traffic is a little less. Get yourself up,
Speaker 1: you say, valet that dude, you go to the grocery store,
Speaker 1: go right to the beverage aisle because they have the
Speaker 1: little singlet boys out there. Was it cole brew or
Speaker 1: a water or something like that. Get that thing, crack
Speaker 1: it open, and it's on the other side of the entrance.
Speaker 1: I'll ignore the produce and go all away because I
Speaker 1: know the grocery store so much. I go through the
Speaker 1: produce area all the way, past the cashiers, past the
Speaker 1: coffee shop, and I will grab myself a cold brew
Speaker 1: and I'll crack that thing. When I'll do my chores,
Speaker 1: my chor and in the grocery store with a drink.
Speaker 1: That's a little that's a little free piece of advice
Speaker 1: for you. You're still gonna pay for it, but get
Speaker 1: you a little beverage to enjoy yourself a little bit
Speaker 1: more because the grocery store ain't that much fun. It's
Speaker 1: not that much fun because I go all the time.
Speaker 1: I know that I know how not fun it is.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 1: Where are you at? Dude?
Speaker 9: Man, I think it's tough, but I think I gotta
Speaker 9: go with the parking spot. You talk about all the
Speaker 9: places that you're going and running the lights. When you're
Speaker 9: going somewhere, you gotta park your car, So why not
Speaker 9: park it in the first spot, closest spot to the door,
Speaker 9: so I hear both sides, but also just leave a
Speaker 9: little bit earlier.
Speaker 1: Not being a rush to have to run lights. So
Speaker 1: parking spot, that's so good. Go ahead, go ahead, make
Speaker 1: just gladiator land. Dude, I'm not entirely sure what side
Speaker 1: I sit on. You better pick a side, brother, you
Speaker 1: gotta pick one, I admit it. Well, literally, we'll let's
Speaker 1: do something. We'll come back to you if you want
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 8: Like it's because I I'm one where I don't mind
Speaker 8: sitting at lights, but I also don't mind walking music. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I mean, like I think I think a conversation. I
Speaker 8: think I'm gonna go with will like I'm I don't
Speaker 8: mind waiting at lights like it is what it is, like,
Speaker 8: I don't, I just really don't care.
Speaker 1: Like I forgot how dumb. This whole entire bus is
Speaker 1: besides Jack like that's wild but thinking by you guys,
Speaker 1: I mean no offense, but.
Speaker 8: Just lets you listen to your song longer, your podcast longer,
Speaker 8: if you're on the phone with your your parents or somebody,
Speaker 8: just just to catch up, like yeah, for a super
Speaker 8: patient guys.
Speaker 5: Today today is.
Speaker 9: The two people that are badly for running lights are
Speaker 9: the most impatient people patient?
Speaker 1: Patient? What do you mean when? What have you seen me?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 1: Patient? What have you see me? I'll see tomorrow. When
Speaker 1: do you see me fucking get all like a fuck
Speaker 1: because of anything? What you see me mad? Running a light? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's just gotta a look faster with the light thing.
Speaker 1: Here we go, you know, he know, I'll just I'll
Speaker 1: go to JP and will When the whole flight thing
Speaker 1: happened at JFK, you see me flinch when we were
Speaker 1: sitting there at the baggage claim and they're like, you're
Speaker 1: going to miss this direct flight? Did you guys see
Speaker 1: me flinch? Hey? It is where it is you guys
Speaker 1: gotta go better, you guys not missing like all three
Speaker 1: of us, not missing this flight or missing the flight.
Speaker 1: I'll just miss it. You guys, go, do you see
Speaker 1: me flinch? You see me fucking pouting and mad? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I said, I patted right out.
Speaker 1: I took twenty minutes. I took twenty minutes. I put
Speaker 1: the headphones in, I put some angry music on, and
Speaker 1: when that timer went off, I one't got myself a
Speaker 1: breakfast ball, I hold out. I got myself a coffee.
Speaker 1: Where's the conversation went to? Now? I'm talking about patience,
Speaker 1: which is everybody's ridiculous claim. We've all we've all been
Speaker 1: in a car with you. Patient's thing for the parking, like,
Speaker 1: oh there's nowhere to park? Where am I gonna go?
Speaker 1: I have go three rows back? Are we talking about
Speaker 1: getting mad or getting flustered? No, I talk about patients.
Speaker 1: I'm obviously flustered right now because I feel like my
Speaker 1: boys have been misled, Like all all your parents, it's
Speaker 1: your own. I gotta call everybody who's been a mentor
Speaker 1: to you, guys, I gotta fucking get a hold of
Speaker 1: them and tell me you guys messed up a little bit.
Speaker 2: I look, I know, I like in life, you're a
Speaker 2: patient person. Like I haven't seen you explode like crazy
Speaker 2: or anything. But this is different driving you are. It
Speaker 2: is chaos when you're driving. I think, to Gart's point, you,
Speaker 2: you and Jack have similar personalities, so like y'all two
Speaker 2: are more similar, so y'all would have that same belief
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with either one all the square, dude.
Speaker 1: And look, it could be it could be four to
Speaker 1: two right now.
Speaker 3: It could be eighty to twenty when the vote goes up,
Speaker 3: the poll goes up on Twitter, it could be Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: it could go at anything.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch the back end and I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: the shorten of the stick on the pole. I'm usually
Speaker 1: not the victor in the pole area. I was the minority.
Speaker 3: That is, you think it's a personal thing, or you
Speaker 3: think at some point you're gonna like be like, maybe
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm on the wrong side of.
Speaker 1: History, the most out of history. This is where we're
Speaker 1: making up history right now.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're viewing the results too early on not being
Speaker 2: patient enough and waiting until the end to see.
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Speaker 5: It's okay, it's okay, all right, y'all want to move
Speaker 5: on to tear talk?
Speaker 1: That was me? Maybe that was me? Brother? All right,
Speaker 1: I am a little flustered right now. I'm getting impatient
Speaker 1: with the situation with you around. I'm sucking around.
Speaker 5: We can it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 5: What are we doing for tear talk to in turn.
Speaker 1: Of uniforms for the NFL? Yeah, what you got? We
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Speaker 4: Oh nay, nay.
Speaker 5: Now, let's fucking go.
Speaker 1: We are back.
Speaker 2: Talk?
Speaker 1: Are you you can't you owe me on the podcast?
Speaker 1: I need my job.
Speaker 5: We're live.
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Speaker 4: We got two games coming up.
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Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: I do want to say this shout out Nate Bane,
Speaker 1: but I did tell Joey like a couple of days
Speaker 1: before I got cut, I need one of those jerseys
Speaker 1: in seventy seven to one game day edition cut the
Speaker 1: same way and everything he did promise, this is a
Speaker 1: nice gift. This does not get you out of that, Joey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need that. These are the best uniforms. I
Speaker 1: think tear talks. Who the tear talk is well, tier
Speaker 1: talk is best alternate uniforms in the NFL.
Speaker 4: Who is that?
Speaker 1: Nate? Yeah? What are you? What's so funny? I don't
Speaker 1: even know how to explain it, but I guess I'm
Speaker 1: so used to see you with I'm getting the giggle something.
Speaker 1: I used to see you with hair and so with
Speaker 1: the hat and the jersey, I look ridiculous. You just
Speaker 1: look like the ultimate fan. Hell yeah, because I am, dude,
Speaker 1: I am now. Tear Talk is the alternate jerseys. I
Speaker 1: would like to We just gotta get a vote or
Speaker 1: is this God teer gotta be gotta be We got
Speaker 1: it all in favor? I know Garrett and Jack Willie.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, teared talk?
Speaker 4: Whoa is it?
Speaker 1: God's here? Do you agree? Yeah? Yeah, okay, you said,
Speaker 1: I like I thought he was about to make a
Speaker 1: big announcement. No, no, I like all in favor. Ah yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all in favor, Ah, all.
Speaker 3: Right, god teer god tier best unis, alternative uniforms, the Titans,
Speaker 3: the Oilers, whatever you want to call it, Tennessee Oilers,
Speaker 3: the Tennessee Oilers.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, they gotta go to this like full time.
Speaker 1: They gotta say, hey, that was a fun five years
Speaker 1: of having the old Titans uniforms. They need to change
Speaker 1: their name to the Tennessee Oilers and start repping these
Speaker 1: bad boys all the time. Dude, Man, that would be
Speaker 1: so fucking sick. The new helmets and everything too. And
Speaker 1: you do then you have like these ogs, you put
Speaker 1: those on it, and then you do a couple of
Speaker 1: alternates that maybe bring the Tennessee like sword back and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, you know, switch it up with a
Speaker 1: little bit of flair. I think the new I think
Speaker 1: the newer uniforms are sick. But these ones you can't
Speaker 1: fucking beat East, dude, you really can't. Man.
Speaker 3: There's six different units that have dropped the Titans, the Seahawks, Buccaneers, Vikings, Colts,
Speaker 3: and Browns.
Speaker 1: Let's rank. I think we need to rank all of them.
Speaker 1: You want to go all six? Yeah? I think you
Speaker 1: just need to do it. Actually, let me because you've
Speaker 1: probably seen photos of each one sick. So that one's
Speaker 1: like a Seahawks. That one's a close one.
Speaker 5: Bro, Jets Lions is Philly coming out one?
Speaker 1: Gody?
Speaker 3: I know, man, I wish they I wish they all drop.
Speaker 3: Those ones will be sick. Washington, Washington's got to do
Speaker 3: a Redskins one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Broncos are releasing one tomorrow.
Speaker 1: They have to. Hey, the Broncos ones are going to
Speaker 1: be sick. We go back to that orange with that
Speaker 1: classic Bronco on top. Oh you talking about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Bro,
Speaker 1: those will be sick. It'll be hard once they all
Speaker 1: come out. We'll have to do a ranking. I will say, dude,
Speaker 1: of all the upsetting things about getting cut and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, this might be number one and not be
Speaker 1: able to play a game with this fucking uniform on,
Speaker 1: with this uniform and the visor. Ah, man, that ship
Speaker 1: would be so sick. Anyway, I digress, But those buck ones.
Speaker 1: Let's do you want want to take five boys or
Speaker 1: do you want to roll?
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I'm solid, I'm ready to roll. I can't
Speaker 3: like I can work through these. Hang on, go up
Speaker 3: to the Uh down to the Eagle.
Speaker 1: One. It's not officially released. It's gonna be nasty, dude,
Speaker 1: So let me just say one more time. Titans, Bucks, Seahawks, Jets, Lions,
Speaker 1: Minnesota Colts, Browns. That's what we got right now. Know
Speaker 1: that's eight. Okay. I think I'm ready. I think I'm
Speaker 1: ready from the little piece they just got. Are you ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, all right. So one across the board is Titans.
Speaker 5: My two.
Speaker 1: Okay, so God's here, Titans. My one is gonna go
Speaker 1: to the Buccaneers. That orange that creams to cole whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck it's called. That shit goes so hard, the
Speaker 1: Pirate on the side, that's fucking dope.
Speaker 4: My two.
Speaker 1: Is going to go to the Seahawks and the Classics.
Speaker 1: I think they look awesome. I love how the Seahawks
Speaker 1: have been able to do like all the neon and
Speaker 1: stuff like that and make it actually work because it's
Speaker 1: such like a flashy color for an NFL team. But
Speaker 1: the Classics, dude, those are so sick to me. And
Speaker 1: my three is gonna go to Minnesota, the Minnesota Helmets,
Speaker 1: the classic like the purple people eaters that brings you
Speaker 1: back like it is. It is a fucking hitter. Dude,
Speaker 1: it's a hitter, and so that would be my my three.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to do the other three? Keeping
Speaker 1: the rest? Okay, so my other three? Let me see.
Speaker 1: Can I see the Lions please? It's it's just a helmet.
Speaker 1: Let me see it. Though. Yeah, damn, I thought theres
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 4: It's like all gray, Yeah, this is all release, all right.
Speaker 1: The Lions is not going to be in there right now.
Speaker 1: Then these four, I'm gonna go honorable mention. So number
Speaker 1: four for me is gonna be the Jets. The next
Speaker 1: one is gonna be it kinda These next three to
Speaker 1: me are kind of like whatever because you're you're doing
Speaker 1: so much history with the ones I just said, and
Speaker 1: that is just a cool feel because it truly brings
Speaker 1: you back to your childhood. I want to see the
Speaker 1: Broncos ones. I want to see the Eagles ones. But
Speaker 1: I'll go just of like, but I think looks cool.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Brown's next. I think that all white
Speaker 1: does looked upe with the helmets. I'll go Colts after that,
Speaker 1: and then based on just the helmet with the Lions,
Speaker 1: I'll put lines in the last place there. That is
Speaker 1: going to be my all six, and with that, I'll
Speaker 1: take your guys's one word. Who was the last one
Speaker 1: you did? I think my last pick was Lions. But
Speaker 1: I think it's close between the Colts and the Lions, exactly.
Speaker 10: Right, solid, always, solid, nice, perfect, That's exactly what my
Speaker 10: Those are all my exact thoughts too.
Speaker 1: I think Colts and Lions are very close.
Speaker 3: It seems like the Lions are doing the all grays,
Speaker 3: which I think is so gay when you do an
Speaker 3: all gray uniform, especially with the Lions color blue too,
Speaker 3: I just don't feel like it pops that well. It's
Speaker 3: kind of like pick your poison between them, like a
Speaker 3: like a Colt's blue and black or the like the
Speaker 3: Lions blue and gray, and.
Speaker 1: The Colts just edged out on, you know, being not
Speaker 1: the fucking suckiest, because I think the Colts suck too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the colt ones look kind of cool, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I do like like the Titans uniforms when they
Speaker 1: go all blue. I think that looks really good. And
Speaker 1: then the Titans uniforms when they're all white with the
Speaker 1: white helmet, I felt looked really good too. That like
Speaker 1: keeping the same pattern I always with the oiler stuff,
Speaker 1: No I'm talking about like with the with the newer,
Speaker 1: the newer, not old Titans uniforms, but the most recent ones,
Speaker 1: not the not the throwbacks. I'm just as a reference
Speaker 1: to the Colts. I like how they do the blue helmet,
Speaker 1: the same color as the pants, the same color as
Speaker 1: the jersey. Got you. But that being said, like I
Speaker 1: think the reason why the Cleveland Browns were above them
Speaker 1: is they just look cooler. They just Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't think the Browns are terrible. I don't think.
Speaker 1: But you just like with the the top three excluding
Speaker 1: the god Teer obviously, like you're getting that fucking like, man,
Speaker 1: I remember that, Yeah, you know, especially Tampa because low
Speaker 1: key Tampa is close to Tennessee, Like it's a close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking probably one A one B type situation
Speaker 3: because the Buccaneers one does fuck hard.
Speaker 1: The best part about the Tennessee Oilers uniforms is it
Speaker 1: just pisses people off in Houston. That fucking debate of
Speaker 1: like we own this, that's not not the Tennessee thing.
Speaker 1: That to me puts it over the top, like they're
Speaker 1: dope ass uniforms. But then to take one of your
Speaker 1: biggest rivals and kind of give them the bird. That's
Speaker 1: fucking dope, and you signed. That's a good point, Garrett.
Speaker 3: I think another one you need to look out for,
Speaker 3: because I think they released what the helmet's going to
Speaker 3: be right down in Atlanta, bring the red helmets back.
Speaker 1: Falcons are going to be sick too. But you gotta
Speaker 1: go like old school, like when you go the Alts.
Speaker 1: Gotta go to the old school. Yeah, too many rules
Speaker 1: except for the Packers. Those old schools fucking sucked. Is
Speaker 1: that the fucking Steelers ones too? Yeah? Those whatever umble bees? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: those kind of those suck. But as a player, if
Speaker 1: you play for the Steelers, like you do, want to
Speaker 1: play a game in those just to fucking have it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just to have a jersey like, yeah, this ship's sick. JP,
Speaker 1: you're gonna say something, no, no, you kind of leaning
Speaker 1: up weird. I'm just making sure, Yeah, get that little
Speaker 1: back right, kidden. I faally like son, you guys haven
Speaker 1: feel any different on the tier talk. We're Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we're That's gotta be a great feeling. All of
Speaker 1: us sitting there. We're all in uniform except for two
Speaker 1: of us. All right, I met all of our picks
Speaker 1: we got to do pet Peep for the week as well,
Speaker 1: So let's knock out pet Peep for the weekndlet's rip
Speaker 1: out of here boys. I think maybe universal pet peep
Speaker 1: of the week is not getting to the episode. Mm huh.
Speaker 1: Not getting to the episod.
Speaker 2: People are always upset about the well not everyone, but
Speaker 2: some people are upset about the intros, like, oh, we
Speaker 2: just want to get to the interview.
Speaker 1: Where's Tom Yeah, Like you.
Speaker 5: Can't fast forward to the interview?
Speaker 1: Grow up? Yeah, and you can literally go in the
Speaker 1: information and be like, interview starts at this number and
Speaker 1: you click it and then it's there, right, yes.
Speaker 3: So that can just be our universal pet peeve So
Speaker 3: that way we can just boom, we hit the pep
Speaker 3: are getting Universe pet peeve?
Speaker 1: Also not getting to the episode yeal terrorists. It's also
Speaker 1: when I just want to put that in there, a
Speaker 1: little side dish the week. But everybody complaining you did
Speaker 1: not win, huh.
Speaker 2: The people complaining about us not getting to the interview,
Speaker 2: they didn't win this right right right?
Speaker 3: Battle acknowledging like we'll do this one pet peeve because
Speaker 3: we do have Thompson girl on and he was phenomenal
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna love it, and a lot of people, one
Speaker 1: person in particular was like, he kind of doesn't say
Speaker 1: a whole lot. You kind of got to warm them
Speaker 1: up a little bit from the from the get go,
Speaker 1: he was fucking on. It was a great podcast on
Speaker 1: a let's fucking hit this out and then rip Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: your eyes are popping with that blue on. Oh that
Speaker 1: fars me up. Yeah, that had to keep it for
Speaker 1: you for sure. I will. I will take that to
Speaker 1: your shirt backwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how people would do it back in
Speaker 3: the day, the route that backwards Jersey people would Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
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Speaker 1: Back to the episode, all right, boys, we are in
Speaker 1: barstool HQ. Everybody's taking the week off, not us. Finally
Speaker 1: track down the tom. Sirgirl, we talked to you on
Speaker 1: FaceTime while you're shooting Two Bears, One Cave one day
Speaker 1: back in March. I believe we did. I think we've
Speaker 1: been on text threads. I saw you at the Machine premiere.
Speaker 6: It's been a whole thing and I thought I was
Speaker 6: gonna do press run leading up to the fourth and
Speaker 6: I was like, I think could probably do like a
Speaker 6: stop in Nashville, and then they moved it to this
Speaker 6: week and I was like, and then you guys said
Speaker 6: you're gonna be here.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, yeah, well yeah, we had we
Speaker 1: had to pivot because we're fans. We are massive fans.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you and uh. When Taylor and I was
Speaker 1: going back and.
Speaker 3: Forth, I was like, it doesn't sound I was like,
Speaker 3: I was texting with your guy or you. We were
Speaker 3: in that group channel, like it sounds like he might
Speaker 3: be coming through Nashville still, but the people in the
Speaker 3: bar solo.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I think he's just doing New York.
Speaker 1: Then we found out you're doing New York. It's like, hey,
Speaker 1: we gotta we got to get out to New York too.
Speaker 1: We usually come out here a lot anyway, so Nice
Speaker 1: is an easy little deal. It's the fun. It's a
Speaker 1: fun stop, right it is. Usually when we come here,
Speaker 1: it's like we take the same flight we did this morning.
Speaker 1: We you know, five am, cruise, get here at nine
Speaker 1: and then we spend all day here and they take
Speaker 1: the earliest flight out the next day. Yeah. It's always
Speaker 1: you didn't get off get out do you do like
Speaker 1: a little like, you know, enjoy New York, like go
Speaker 1: to an awesome place for dinner that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: or no, not really usually like rip around the corner,
Speaker 1: like what was that place we went to the other day.
Speaker 1: It's like right over here by the hotel. Oh hate
Speaker 1: butchering it because it's a little like hole in the walls. Sometimes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's awesome. Do you remember what it's called JP It's
Speaker 1: like pig something. Yeah, it kind of gives me anxiety though,
Speaker 1: New York it's fucking stressful. Man. Where'd you grow up
Speaker 1: a group in Arizona? Okay? Two hundred people? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a big departure. Yeah, you get off you
Speaker 1: just like I'm on the highway and we're in our
Speaker 1: uber and we're driving by. He's actually watching her special
Speaker 1: on the way here, and I'm just looking out at
Speaker 1: these apartments with the windows that are so tiny, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, people just living there. People live in the
Speaker 1: size of what we're in right now. It's chaos, chaos.
Speaker 1: And then we hit the bagel shop. Russ and Daughters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had a bagel shop. But I'm thinking to myself, dude,
Speaker 1: this is it literally was like the scene of a
Speaker 1: gangster movie where two guys are like talking about people
Speaker 1: are still taking tickets. Yeah, we're sitting in there nervous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like do we just wait?
Speaker 6: I have the thing though where I like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 6: I I don't have to live in a city like this,
Speaker 6: but I have to be able to go to it
Speaker 6: like fairly.
Speaker 1: Regularly to kind of feel alive in a way. I
Speaker 1: need cities. We were having that conversation on the flight,
Speaker 1: like growing up in small towns, like you always think
Speaker 1: when you leave, like he went to Nebraska to Michigan,
Speaker 1: You're like, some day I'm gonna be back in that
Speaker 1: small town. Some day IM gonna be back. And there
Speaker 1: I went back recently, and I remember sitting there going, brother,
Speaker 1: if I came back here and just lived here, I
Speaker 1: don't think. I think. I'm like I've seen too much now,
Speaker 1: I've gone outside too much where it's like I just
Speaker 1: can't go back to living that small town life. It's
Speaker 1: nothing against the people that live in Could you live
Speaker 1: in ann Arbor?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, But it's more of like a it's a
Speaker 1: cool city. It's a it's a cool city. However, like
Speaker 1: I remember playing and then seeing dudes come be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I played here, back in the eighties and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I would think to myself, man, like go do something. Sure,
Speaker 1: don't let that be the identity, but you would. It's
Speaker 1: also like that's that person, and and like they're them
Speaker 1: choosing to be like that's who I like, hoping that
Speaker 1: that gets them.
Speaker 6: But you'd be going there if you wanted to to
Speaker 6: live life, is what I'm saying, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: Like you wouldn't be like, hey, remember.
Speaker 1: Me, you know, I'd be in Lincoln and where in
Speaker 1: my Jersey still remember I got the best tour of
Speaker 1: the facilities there. Oh really, dude, that fires me up.
Speaker 1: Don't they roll out the red carpet there?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: It was awesome. I saw this week. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: they take a carry and they're like, oh, bro, they
Speaker 1: are the best.
Speaker 6: It's one of my funt because I'm I love college football.
Speaker 6: Like I love college football. I think it's all based
Speaker 6: on like kind of like your household growing up, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean. Like kids who guys who are
Speaker 6: like I love baseball, It's like, yeah, your dad loved baseball, right,
Speaker 6: Like that's kind of like what they were exposed to.
Speaker 1: So my dad loved college football. So we were college football.
Speaker 1: There's a team as this Ambulance or this fire Truck
Speaker 1: podcast in New York, New York. Yeah, someone just got
Speaker 1: shot in the head right now, there's a strike going on,
Speaker 1: protest marchpening. What was your what was your squad growing up?
Speaker 1: Or so it there's a little bit of like move.
Speaker 6: I moved a lot as a kid, but I basically
Speaker 6: became super hardcore FSU fan. But I'm like think about it,
Speaker 6: like I'm I'm born in seventy nine, so like in
Speaker 6: the eighties is when I'm watching the game and like
Speaker 6: kind of understanding what I'm watching.
Speaker 1: And then we moved the Florida.
Speaker 6: So if you moved to Florida at the height of
Speaker 6: in the nineties, you're gonna pick one of the Big
Speaker 6: three at the time.
Speaker 1: And so I was just like big FSU fan.
Speaker 6: It's funny because I was thinking about this, how when
Speaker 6: you hang out with like we talked to like pro players,
Speaker 6: sometimes they talk to you like you could have too.
Speaker 6: Like aj Hawk was at my house and we were
Speaker 6: talking about he knows I'm a big fan, and I
Speaker 6: was I love like hearing like recruiting story, like how'd
Speaker 6: you pick? You know, what was it like what was
Speaker 6: the transition? Like, he's like, why didn't you uh, why
Speaker 6: didn't you play at FSU?
Speaker 1: And I was like what He's like, such a footballing Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like what. He goes, why didn't you play there?
Speaker 1: And I go in the late nineteen nineties and he's like, yeah, you.
Speaker 6: Could have played there. I was like, what are you
Speaker 6: talking about? Who would I have fucking backed up Corey Simon?
Speaker 6: Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, you could have played there.
Speaker 6: I was like, I couldn't have fucking watched their jerseys
Speaker 6: they would have Like he's like, I go, you, I
Speaker 6: think you're thinking, could you have played there? You could
Speaker 6: have played there. I couldn't have fucking it wouldn't have
Speaker 6: let me try out for the team there.
Speaker 1: Did you play ball growing up? I played in high school?
Speaker 1: He's like, you played.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I was.
Speaker 6: I was decent. I was, you know, I was started.
Speaker 6: I played both ways, but I wasn't like. I got
Speaker 6: recruited by D two schools and a couple of D threes.
Speaker 6: I was gonna play and I one of the coaches
Speaker 6: called me the week before camp in August. This is
Speaker 6: what would have been my freshman year and he was
Speaker 6: we're excited to see you. This is like a small
Speaker 6: school in Virginia.
Speaker 1: And I was like what. He's like, you're you all
Speaker 1: ready for tomorrow. I was like, I'm not coming to
Speaker 1: school there. He was like what. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys called in like June and said that I
Speaker 1: had to take a math class to go to school there.
Speaker 6: So I didn't take that class. He was like, you're
Speaker 6: not coming tomorrow. Like, he's like, camp starts tomorrow. I
Speaker 6: was like, you no going a different school. He was
Speaker 6: like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Man? I was like, nobody told you. He was like no,
Speaker 1: So he hung up the phone. He's like whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He was like, I guess we don't have a center.
Speaker 3: So you played college ball. He almost played college and
Speaker 3: you said you went to another school.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, not not, but not for playing that. That
Speaker 1: is a D two story though, because like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how it was for you, well when you did.
Speaker 1: I got there like June, my freshman year before like
Speaker 1: going into my freshman right, Yeah, you get there a
Speaker 1: couple of months before and then you take a sh
Speaker 1: out senior class or not senior summer class. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: take summer classes, like you your first couple of credits
Speaker 1: and dip the toe in before you really hit the
Speaker 1: full schedule in the fall.
Speaker 3: Because it's like the football players and the Asians all
Speaker 3: take a summer class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no doubt about it. There's du college football is.
Speaker 1: I love that atmosphere, dude. I just watched a video
Speaker 1: last night they had.
Speaker 6: It was one of those college like I follow like
Speaker 6: a couple accounts, and they were recapping the ten loudest
Speaker 6: moments of last season. It was just like random games
Speaker 6: and watching the slides of the ten loudest moments, I
Speaker 6: got goosebumps, Like I was like, oh, like games, I
Speaker 6: don't even give a fuck about just hearing, like because
Speaker 6: the pandemonium at those games is so different like NFL is.
Speaker 6: You know it is the top TWI you're the best players,
Speaker 6: obviously the best game, but the college atmosphere is so
Speaker 6: fucking bombed.
Speaker 1: You can't yeh college Like if you get the fans,
Speaker 1: they like to have chance and they do stuff in
Speaker 1: the fourth quarter, and then it's it is a totally
Speaker 1: different scene.
Speaker 6: I'll go to all of them too, Like people like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I grew up a f but like every time we're
Speaker 6: on tour, if we're in a college town, I always
Speaker 6: like tell my tour manas call that fucking school, see
Speaker 6: if we can do a tour.
Speaker 1: I love the tour. I don't give a fuck if
Speaker 1: it's sec big ten big.
Speaker 6: I just love being around and like I just like
Speaker 6: coaches and like, you know, even like the equipment guys.
Speaker 6: They are always like so fired up about they're the best, dude,
Speaker 6: and they fucking they're like all right, you know they
Speaker 6: give you the tour. They're like these are the jerseys,
Speaker 6: and like give me that ship, take all the gloves,
Speaker 6: We take it all. Hell yeah, we all get oh
Speaker 6: fuck yeah, would do like.
Speaker 1: The recruiting photos and ship too, like you should, oh dude.
Speaker 6: Yeahs the craziest thing because I was in Buffalo and
Speaker 6: I got like a tour of the Bills place and
Speaker 6: they have like they did a new they're going to
Speaker 6: do a new stadium, but they have a newer facility.
Speaker 6: So for like you know, it's an NFL's like it
Speaker 6: is nice, right, it's like pretty modern. They're showing us
Speaker 6: all those shit and they're going like this is pretty impressive.
Speaker 6: We go to Baton Rouge and we're like, what is happening.
Speaker 6: I mean, it was like Jeff Bezos's like version, He's like,
Speaker 6: is this what a college thing's like? Like we were like,
Speaker 6: I mean, we walk down this hallway that's dark, and
Speaker 6: I'm like, what's going on? And it's like lit but dark,
Speaker 6: and then when you turn, you just turn and these
Speaker 6: glass doors automatically open, and then it's it's like heaven.
Speaker 6: It's like like super bright. And you see a silhouette
Speaker 6: of a LSU player and you're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 6: And you walk down the hall and then there's like
Speaker 6: these statues with different LSU get and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 6: this is the this is where we take recruits. I'm
Speaker 6: like yeah, they all sign right and they're like yeah.
Speaker 6: Usually when they get to hear they're like, I want
Speaker 6: to come. And then you turn into the locker room
Speaker 6: and it looks like Emirates first class. Fucking it looks
Speaker 6: like a first class, so I guess we modeled after
Speaker 6: first class international chairs, like and they go. We monitored
Speaker 6: that our players are not getting enough sleep, so we
Speaker 6: encourage them to sleep here. And then they had an
Speaker 6: air vent like in where they put their shit so
Speaker 6: that it never smells in the locker like all this shit.
Speaker 6: I was like, what the fuck, man, It's like a
Speaker 6: one hundred million dollar locker room. And I was like,
Speaker 6: all right, this is like that's one of the.
Speaker 1: Best facilities I think we've ever seen.
Speaker 3: We were out there in the spring doing our Spring
Speaker 3: tour and we got the you painting that picture, like
Speaker 3: especially when you get through the sliding doors and locks are.
Speaker 1: Unreal, right, and you imagine like you're eighteen and you're like, uh,
Speaker 1: imagine going to Oregon, like we we were nine graduating
Speaker 1: and that was when like Oregon was at the top
Speaker 1: of their game. New uniforms every single week, new uniform styles, Nike.
Speaker 1: They're putting everything in there, and you see the facilities.
Speaker 1: College facilities are so much different than NFL the I.
Speaker 6: Mean I kind of go like, for especially for the
Speaker 6: guys that are like literally going from one to the
Speaker 6: next party, You've got to be like, the fuck.
Speaker 1: Is this dude? Yeah, but the money goes into the
Speaker 1: players in the NFL. Yeah, college's all right. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: funny thing about Baton Rouge and I love Louisiana, but
Speaker 1: if you go on campus at LSU, you're like, this
Speaker 1: is maybe the nicest place I've ever been in my life. Like,
Speaker 1: the campus is beautiful. All the buildings are the same color,
Speaker 1: the all the plants are perfectly organized. You step one
Speaker 1: foot off that campus and you're like, where the fuck
Speaker 1: did I know? Yeah? It is a truly drawn well.
Speaker 1: We went to the country.
Speaker 6: My little sister went to Ole Miss And when you're
Speaker 6: in Oxford, it feels like a like a movie set
Speaker 6: of a college town. Like when you're in and around campus,
Speaker 6: you're like, this feels like make believe. Like you feel
Speaker 6: like they're gonna like, all right, cut and they're gonna
Speaker 6: move the fucking wall or something. But then you like
Speaker 6: drive out of Oxford and you're like, all right, we
Speaker 6: should fucking lock the doors.
Speaker 1: This is kind of weird. Crazy man. What are some
Speaker 1: of the some of the best spots you've seen since
Speaker 1: you like to go on tour wherever you go?
Speaker 6: I mean, honestly, like the the l s U thing
Speaker 6: was mine bending, you know, I got I got the
Speaker 6: Nebraska tour and I saw where uh and Domican's check went.
Speaker 1: That was nice to have to build the uh the
Speaker 1: House of Spears, like that weight room, Yeah, the weight rooms.
Speaker 1: When did you go two years two years ago. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: we were there at that time. I heard some cool
Speaker 1: stories about him about uh sue fuck yeah. They were like, no,
Speaker 1: he's fucking crazier than you think. Let's hear a couple.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I should tell these stories.
Speaker 1: I could, I could possibly confirm or deny that it's
Speaker 1: like a real psychopath playing like you're like, this guy's crazy,
Speaker 1: Like no, this guy is crazy. Yeah, but it's not
Speaker 1: like definitely in between the white lines, but not not
Speaker 1: off the field. I don't know. But what was that
Speaker 1: story you told about getting up ride to the airport
Speaker 1: or something and you thought he was gonna beat the
Speaker 1: ship out of you? Yeah, he said like I'll pull
Speaker 1: the car over and fucking stomp on you because but
Speaker 1: you're in a car.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we were.
Speaker 3: We were having a lunch somewhere, and then when we
Speaker 3: were driving him to the airport, I built up I
Speaker 3: mustered up the courage to bring up him stomping on
Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers. I was like, you're gonna so you were
Speaker 3: gonna say that the man upstairs is what happened, but
Speaker 3: you clearly stomped on twelve. And he was like, we
Speaker 3: can pull the car over now and I'll I'll stomp
Speaker 3: your hass out. But you know, that's just fun play.
Speaker 3: He's not psychopath.
Speaker 1: No, no, not at all. That's just fun. It's just
Speaker 1: us being us, being dudes.
Speaker 6: It was all all the stories I heard were like
Speaker 6: at abroad because obviously, like everybody's more aware of the
Speaker 6: NFL stuff on tape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, let's let's watch a compilation of Sue trying
Speaker 1: to kill people. You're like, this is fucking nuts, and like,
Speaker 1: for a guy that big, that strong, and that upset.
Speaker 3: Bro and he never got tired in any of the workouts.
Speaker 3: It was truly on fucking real. And even when they
Speaker 3: say like at Tampa, because Sue went to Tampa to Miami, No, no,
Speaker 3: he also he also played Yeah he played at Miami too,
Speaker 3: but when.
Speaker 1: He played for Tampa, coup multiple stops.
Speaker 3: Great Miami Tampa, right right, But when he was at
Speaker 3: Tampa and I was talking to Levonte David, who is
Speaker 3: an unreal linebacker, but I was like, yo, what's that.
Speaker 1: What's Sue like in the locker rooms now?
Speaker 3: Because we're all kind of like around the same kind
Speaker 3: of generation, and he's like, like, Sue's one of the
Speaker 3: savviest businessmen, like in the NFL, like in between meetings,
Speaker 3: right after practice, in between all this stuff. He's like
Speaker 3: on conference calls, like handling meetings like Warren Buffett is
Speaker 3: like in his council.
Speaker 1: It's insane. Like the dude is super impressive.
Speaker 3: He had an engineering degree at Nebraska, but an absolute,
Speaker 3: to your point, an absolute psychle path on the field,
Speaker 3: Like we were at Baylor and he got a he
Speaker 3: got a penalty for tackling the.
Speaker 1: Quarterback too hard.
Speaker 3: This was before all the protecting the quarterback stuff count
Speaker 3: because he essentially like choke slam the Baylor quarterback.
Speaker 1: It was insane.
Speaker 3: O McCoy said he was puke a blood after the
Speaker 3: Big twelve championship because he there's a couple.
Speaker 6: Of stories that I honestly would tell you. I'll tell
Speaker 6: you off. I really don't feel like I should tell you.
Speaker 6: There's the one that I think it's fun to tell
Speaker 6: that I heard when I was there, was like, how
Speaker 6: you know they do this thing? It's so fucking weird
Speaker 6: that when there's bowl games, they're like, why don't you
Speaker 6: guys like have dinner together the night before, like right
Speaker 6: like you're having like you're playing Texas in a bowl game.
Speaker 1: They're like, how about both teams have dinner? Put you
Speaker 1: in a banquet hall the banquet competition what.
Speaker 6: Yeah, even when you're watching it from you're like, why
Speaker 6: are they having dinner? And then like they're everybody's like
Speaker 6: a table away. So I guess when for the bowl
Speaker 6: game that year it was Nebraska. I forget who maybe
Speaker 6: Kansas is Kansas State or something we.
Speaker 3: Played when SUSI Clemson and Arizona. Maybe Holiday Bowl. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so there's some bowl guy. Let's just say it's Arizona.
Speaker 6: So then they go all right, and he's having his
Speaker 6: monster year right like like he's having a unstoppable He's
Speaker 6: getting every award. So they're at the like the ESPN
Speaker 6: people come to like dinner, and they're like, how's the chicken?
Speaker 6: And they're asking everybody stupid shit, and then they ask
Speaker 6: the center for like, let's say Arizona. They're like, oh,
Speaker 6: you have to face in Dominican Sue tomorrow and he's
Speaker 6: he's won every award for defensive Player of the Year.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 6: And he goes, I'm not that worried about it, and
Speaker 6: he said they when I heard the story they said
Speaker 6: that all the Nebraska guys they were right because they
Speaker 6: were all sitting together. They just went like like they
Speaker 6: just leaned forward and they're like, oh shit, and they
Speaker 6: saw Sue just like okay, like eat and they're they're like,
Speaker 6: we already knew, like right then that it was going
Speaker 6: to be a problem.
Speaker 1: And he goes in the game. In the game, Sue
Speaker 1: picked him up like basically over his head and threw
Speaker 1: him headfirst down onto his head onto his the center
Speaker 1: and like he had a neck injury and left the game.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, godretty soon, Like it was
Speaker 1: all By the time I got in the league, Sue
Speaker 1: was out of Detroit and he was in Miami or whatever.
Speaker 1: We played Miami like two out of three years in Miami,
Speaker 1: and they're like, uh, there's all be always like older
Speaker 1: savvy off it's a lineman there, and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: whatever you do, do not talk to Sue. And I was, yeah,
Speaker 1: like my rookie year and stuff like that was really
Speaker 1: mouthfee and I would I would talk to you know,
Speaker 1: try to talk ship to everybody. Yeah, And then I
Speaker 1: tried to talk ship to Sue and he kind of
Speaker 1: looked at me in the center in the huddle, grabbed
Speaker 1: me by the collar and told me to shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up because I don't have to deal with him.
Speaker 1: He's like, shut the fuck up. You do not do
Speaker 1: not talk to him anymore. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: wow enough. He was like a three year I think
Speaker 1: it was Brian Schwenky. I was like, it was like like,
Speaker 1: there are those guys in the league that when they
Speaker 1: get a little older, they become a little bit more mellow.
Speaker 1: And I think sue he signed a massive deal, hundred
Speaker 1: million dollar deal at that point. Then it was like,
Speaker 1: just don't do provoking. Don't provoke them, don't poke the bear.
Speaker 1: If you poke the bear, Bear's gonna eat you. It'll
Speaker 1: be like cocaine bear. Want to be done? Yeah, you'll
Speaker 1: be fucking done. What was your shit talking? Like? Like
Speaker 1: where you just like my my shit talking buried in
Speaker 1: a lot of different ways. I'd hit I hit up
Speaker 1: with the classic like you know you're a pushy that
Speaker 1: type of stuff. But then there'll be times like the
Speaker 1: NFL is a super like it can be homophobic a
Speaker 1: lot of guys. We don't play that ship in the
Speaker 1: locker room. So some dude be mouthing off to me.
Speaker 1: We were putting the Jags one time it was Squere
Speaker 1: switching quarters, so like we're like walking in the middle
Speaker 1: of the field because we're like on the thirty yr line,
Speaker 1: swift with the opposite thirty yard yeah, and one defensive
Speaker 1: lineman the three technique. He's walking behind me like I'm
Speaker 1: here all day, blah blah, you can't block me. And
Speaker 1: I turn around. I'm my bro. You listen if that,
Speaker 1: if you don't stop talking, I'm gonna suck your dick yea,
Speaker 1: And our center comes out of nowhere. Unpromotioning goes and
Speaker 1: we swallow here too, and the rest of the game.
Speaker 1: He was like, what the fuck? Like you just yeah,
Speaker 1: if you just say super gay things the NFL players, Like,
Speaker 1: I've had other players like go from like the Raiders
Speaker 1: to the Titans and be like, hey, what's up with
Speaker 1: seventy seven? Is he actually gay? Like what's what's the deal?
Speaker 1: Like that's it's a mind game. Yeah. The Raiders was like, hey,
Speaker 1: so what's up with your uh, what's up with your boys? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's my guy. That's just my guy. I'm
Speaker 1: more of like I champion everybody. I tell everybody it
Speaker 1: was a solid route. That was good. That was good
Speaker 1: because I want you, I need as much as I
Speaker 1: can to, Like I got a sneaky.
Speaker 6: I've told the story before. I played in high school
Speaker 6: against Heath Evans. He was a fullback for like ten
Speaker 6: seasons in the NFL. He went to a really we
Speaker 6: played at small schools in Florida, and uh, I mean
Speaker 6: it was he was obviously different than like the average
Speaker 6: person you played against it in high school, You're like,
Speaker 6: what in the fuck. It's like hitting a bank door,
Speaker 6: you know, like like every time you're like, god, damn.
Speaker 6: I mean, he was just like he was built different.
Speaker 6: He was clearly gonna move on. And but so he
Speaker 6: played at a school that like they were terrible. He
Speaker 6: was the star player at a terrible school like that.
Speaker 6: We would beat them, but he would still he would play.
Speaker 6: He played with like running back and linebackers, so he
Speaker 6: was still have like eighteen tackles and two hundred and
Speaker 6: thirty yards, right, but they would lose. But every single
Speaker 6: time you if you tackle them, I mean it would
Speaker 6: it would it take the whole team. He'd be like
Speaker 6: that was a great tackle, and you'd be like what,
Speaker 6: And like we were so not you know, like like
Speaker 6: who does this? Sounds like he would like he would
Speaker 6: pat us on the back. He's like, great effort. I
Speaker 6: was like, shut the fuck up, man, you would do it.
Speaker 6: It wasn't even for like a series, it was the
Speaker 6: entire game. Great effort, great block, you did a good job.
Speaker 1: Frustrate the shit out of you. Yeah, every time you're
Speaker 1: like what do you do? And then and he's actually
Speaker 1: he was religious, so he would say like God, like
Speaker 1: God bless and like do prayer stuff. And I was like,
Speaker 1: is this, Like are you fucking with me? My funniest
Speaker 1: thing we talk about, like religion in football, which is
Speaker 1: there so many religious guys, so many religious guys. But
Speaker 1: in the locker room after warm ups, they'll be rap
Speaker 1: music going on about eating, pushing, getting money and doing drugs.
Speaker 1: And then then he'll cut and it'll be like all right,
Speaker 1: prayer in the shower, and everyone like walking the shower
Speaker 1: and hold hands. Then as soon as they walk back out,
Speaker 1: press play back in fucking bitches getting money and all
Speaker 1: that stuff, and you're like, hey, does no one see this?
Speaker 6: And the NFL would never allow, like never allow this
Speaker 6: ship talking to air, Yeah, because they'll release you know,
Speaker 6: the miked up stuff, but it's all edited and cut. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that would be such a fucking dream. I always said
Speaker 6: I would pay it like a thousand dollars, like season pass.
Speaker 6: But oh, we can hear the guys on them be like, hey,
Speaker 6: I'm Gay's come suck the stick, and.
Speaker 1: I'd be like the best money, the best bet money
Speaker 1: you've ever had. And there's some great ship talkers out there,
Speaker 1: I mean DJ Swearinger. We talk about him from Swagger
Speaker 1: game cocks, Like, what what was it?
Speaker 3: Was it you telling the story about him during the
Speaker 3: out Back Bowl. Yeah, the out Back Bowl pre game
Speaker 3: and all.
Speaker 1: That game, returners are catching footballs and he pushed one
Speaker 1: of the returners out of the way, caught one of
Speaker 1: our footballs and kicked it into the stands. This is
Speaker 1: that Tampa Bay Stadium for a bowl game, and he goes,
Speaker 1: this is my fucking house, Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: And I'm in the locker room just warming up in
Speaker 1: this little white returner. Drew Dilio, Shout out, Drew Dilio.
Speaker 1: He comes in hot mad, and sure enough it was Swago.
Speaker 1: That dude was spoons swaggooent. Now, yeah, he was a
Speaker 1: different cat. Whoa. Dudes are just like that, though some
Speaker 1: guys it varies. Man, some dudes don't do not say
Speaker 1: a word. Some guys are super positive, some guys are
Speaker 1: super negative. It's like you never know who you're gonna get. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just never know.
Speaker 6: And it's how I mean, I think I think it
Speaker 6: is how the the stress of competition and what you're
Speaker 6: about to do affects everyone differently. So for some people
Speaker 6: to perform in in that environment, it's hey, shut down,
Speaker 6: don't say a word. For some it's like this, the
Speaker 6: the stress of it makes them chirp a lot. Some
Speaker 6: of them like I'm gonna stay pot like it's that's
Speaker 6: why you just don't know what you're gonna get. But
Speaker 6: it's like it's like the stress of the unknown, like
Speaker 6: the unknown of battle, right like, Yeah, like you don't
Speaker 6: know what's gonna happen, and that it manifests itself differently
Speaker 6: through everybody. Like I mean, I've seen guys who were
Speaker 6: like incredible athletes, incredible athletes shut down.
Speaker 1: Quite like right, not talk. They're like, my game does
Speaker 1: all my talk, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like a Rex Burkhead, like when Rex was at Nebraska
Speaker 1: he's just a baller. But the dude was like, you know,
Speaker 1: just head down, yeah, hand the ball, the ref do
Speaker 1: his thing, and then when that guy does say something,
Speaker 1: it's so powerful. Yeah. Yeah, we had a gid.
Speaker 6: Oh we had a kid in high school on our
Speaker 6: high school team who won the one hundred and two
Speaker 6: hundred meter.
Speaker 1: Track state championship. This kid is legit fast as fuck.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's the one hundred meter champion in Florida
Speaker 6: and he's our punt returner and corner.
Speaker 1: He's five to seven.
Speaker 6: He ended up playing at Citadel corner at Citadel, but
Speaker 6: like he's five seven, one hundred and sixty pounds and
Speaker 6: looks like a fucking like a bodybuilder, like.
Speaker 1: A Tyreek Hill type.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, Like and you're I mean, and you're in
Speaker 6: high school and you're like, this guy is fucking this
Speaker 6: is insane. Like his how talented he is and he
Speaker 6: was super religious, and they would he was a workhorse,
Speaker 6: Like he won games, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 6: there's games we definitely would have lost that, Like he
Speaker 6: took a punt back kickoff just and people. You know,
Speaker 6: when we played teams with like those badass dudes would
Speaker 6: talk match it, and he would always always just hand
Speaker 6: the ball of the ref, never say anything. And then
Speaker 6: one time we played these punk mother like these guys
Speaker 6: that were such fucking dirty ship bags, and when they
Speaker 6: they tried to hurt him and he popped up when
Speaker 6: he was you could suck on my left nut to
Speaker 6: this kid, and we were all like, oh shit, Like
Speaker 6: Jay says that ship like we just could. We couldn't
Speaker 6: believe it. But like everybody for like a week, we're
Speaker 6: just like going to practice, We're like, suck on my
Speaker 6: left nut.
Speaker 1: He's like, I was just you know, in the moment,
Speaker 1: apologize the game. Yeah, I spoke out during that drive.
Speaker 3: I think it's insane how dudes can talk ship and
Speaker 3: play at a high level, because.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like my conditioning can't take all that. Like
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get back to the huddle relay
Speaker 1: the play. I'm thinking how these dudes just have so
Speaker 1: much responsibility as a linebacker with the green dot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like and I you know, you just like subtle jokes
Speaker 1: out there. It's like, you know, I can't remember, but
Speaker 1: the first time we played, I know, like we tapped helmets.
Speaker 1: But if I'm like tapping a white guy out there
Speaker 1: on the ass. Hey, I can't believe we're out here,
Speaker 1: am I right? Get back? I remember Greg Olsen told
Speaker 1: the story before, but Greg Olsen I finally had my
Speaker 1: opportunity to start. It was like my second or third
Speaker 1: game starting, I believe, And I remember breaking up a
Speaker 1: pass over the middle. He just you know, buttoned up
Speaker 1: over the middle, and I broke it up and did
Speaker 1: the little you know, I did the little incomplete thing,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 3: I webbed him like Spider Man. He goes, who the
Speaker 3: fuck are you? What are you like third string? And
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I worked for this spot, man,
Speaker 3: I worked for this spot. And then like during the
Speaker 3: time out, he comes over, he like task me on
Speaker 3: the helmet and he's like, hey man, I'm really sorry
Speaker 3: for saying that.
Speaker 1: Like, I know you work hard. I know of this
Speaker 1: and that shit. It's all good, bro, It's all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is it?
Speaker 6: Like, like, fuck, that's actually impressive to like, hey man,
Speaker 6: I respect you know what I mean absolutely if I
Speaker 6: hurt you in an emotional wed.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The weirdest thing is playing against people that you've
Speaker 1: you grew up watching. Yeah, Like we played the Raiders
Speaker 1: my second or third year and Charles Woodson was there,
Speaker 1: and I remember we're like on a timeout. I'm like, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: like you're fucking awesome and it was so weird just
Speaker 1: to say and he's like, thanks, young bloodppreciate that.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Go back. You're like, how he's like forty two. You're like,
Speaker 1: you're like forty two years old. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And like I don't know if that's like because
Speaker 6: you hear stories, but like are the stories about what
Speaker 6: some of the people said, They're like, yeah, he just
Speaker 6: like is that like he's not killing himself in the
Speaker 6: weight room or like he's just that's good everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was like an absolute you know, study. He was
Speaker 1: all about it, like the film room and everything else.
Speaker 6: That's the thing that impresses me the most when I
Speaker 6: watch like these pieces on players, because you just as
Speaker 6: a as a spectator, you just go like, oh, this
Speaker 6: is like a super gifted athlete. We've seen like you
Speaker 6: see athletes and you're like, wow, this guy's so just
Speaker 6: blessed right with his like physical abilities. Is that when
Speaker 6: you hear how committed some people are to studying.
Speaker 1: Shit, you're like, oh, that that's why they're great, Like
Speaker 1: they are gifted, right, But the dedication is other level.
Speaker 1: That's what keeps people in the league for a while too,
Speaker 1: is just the ability to play from the neck up
Speaker 1: and everything else because your body ends up breaking down, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to stay on top of your body and
Speaker 1: everything else. Oh, you gotta stay on top of your
Speaker 1: body and everything else. But that is like that's where
Speaker 1: the majority of the league, the guys that like stick
Speaker 1: around for a long time. You have to like, I
Speaker 1: love this shit.
Speaker 3: You have to be if you're not a starter, if
Speaker 3: you're not out there on the field, you have to
Speaker 3: be like just a dependable backup and somebody like in
Speaker 3: my position and then like play special teams. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 3: you always hear the stories about like some of the
Speaker 3: greats that people come from, players that come from other teams,
Speaker 3: and they're coming on your team and they're telling you
Speaker 3: about these guys that you look up to on other teams,
Speaker 3: and they're like, man, so and so is in the
Speaker 3: you know, in the building.
Speaker 1: Doesn't lead to like seven or eight at night and
Speaker 1: everything else, and you're just kind of like fascinated by it.
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Speaker 6: Back to the episode, Tony Gonzalez told me this thing
Speaker 6: that I thought was such a cool, like little insight.
Speaker 6: So he played like what seventeen seasons a tight end.
Speaker 6: It's fucking insane. And he's like, you know, I'm asking
Speaker 6: him like that because he's like fine, Like he just
Speaker 6: walks around. You're like you're okay, and he's like, well,
Speaker 6: he goes. You know, I figured out that like if
Speaker 6: I caught a ball and I see the guy coming
Speaker 6: right here and I'm on the sideline, and I just like,
Speaker 6: you know, cover up. If he's coming this way, I'll
Speaker 6: just start to fall the way you know with the hit, Yeah,
Speaker 6: he goes, so a lot of times you would hear
Speaker 6: like ooh, like because it would look like I got
Speaker 6: blown up. He's like I was already going in that direction,
Speaker 6: so that that so that the hit wouldn't have the
Speaker 6: same level of impact, right because if I lean, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna fucking lean into him, it's gonna be up. We're
Speaker 6: gonna hit, and it's I'm gonna feel it more. But
Speaker 6: if i'm I know I'm about to get hit this
Speaker 6: way and I lean that way. He's like it's less impact.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, that's fucking fat because like
Speaker 6: most people, or a lot of people, I guess, would go, no, no,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna like I'm gonna put my shoulder into this
Speaker 6: shit and he was like no, No. I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm trying to minimize the damage. He's like, I'm doing
Speaker 6: that for like twelve of the seasons I play.
Speaker 1: Did the ability to displace ego. That's a big displacement
Speaker 1: of Yeah. If you're a lot of guys are like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to show how hard I can run this,
Speaker 1: and then as you get older, you learn like, hey,
Speaker 1: this isn't forever. How can I make this as long
Speaker 1: as possible? Sounds like fucking did it? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 6: I saw Stefan Diggs shoulder pads and they look like
Speaker 6: paper plates and I was like, how the fuck? And
Speaker 6: the guys like five seven or something and they're just
Speaker 6: like yeah. But like when he sees the guy, he
Speaker 6: just like scoots down.
Speaker 3: I mean, remember, uh, what's his day? Is Michael Bennett
Speaker 3: the d tackle for the Seahawks or the d ND. Yeah,
Speaker 3: remember he basically the wore like nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would come out there, there's like a one
Speaker 1: big shoulder pad and then a shoulder pather one here
Speaker 1: he cut those off and tuck his jersey in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where the baggiest jersey and shit, yeah he.
Speaker 6: Just Something I completely don't understand is like how you
Speaker 6: got like when you start watching and you know, like
Speaker 6: you play in high school and you're all pass it
Speaker 6: up and you see college and then you see NFL
Speaker 6: guys and you're like, are there no leg pads? Like
Speaker 6: doesn't everyone aren't everyone's legs fucking hurting? Like just just
Speaker 6: like just the pants on. You're like, there's no thigh
Speaker 6: pads anymore. It's like it's kind of the pads. Hippads
Speaker 6: kind of go away in college.
Speaker 1: Yeah, away to college you have like the girdles or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you kind of just go to a girdle
Speaker 1: or something that can with like the most small pad
Speaker 1: just to see like you're just making sure you don't
Speaker 1: get in trouble, like you're wearing the right appropriate attire,
Speaker 1: and then eventually to stop like really wearing anything. That's
Speaker 1: really crazy though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy because you're you're you're shedding things as
Speaker 6: competition gets higher, and as everyone is bigger, faster and strong,
Speaker 6: you're like, yeah, I just fucking let it go.
Speaker 1: But also a little bit more. You know, I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people.
Speaker 3: It's like you want to wear you want to be
Speaker 3: like as light as possible because the game gets faster
Speaker 3: at every level and everything else. So you're trying to
Speaker 3: feel as free as possible while also like trying to
Speaker 3: be a little.
Speaker 1: Bit protected this and I think it plays into looking
Speaker 1: better too, your pads. It's like, it's not all about
Speaker 1: looking good. It's not all about you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you want to I mean you see the guys, we
Speaker 1: all got the socks low high. Yeah, little things on there,
Speaker 1: like they're like there are dudes in there hours before
Speaker 1: the game getting their little ship, right, the little black stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, they do a whole bunch of absolutely.
Speaker 3: Anytime you get a comment like hey, come on, man,
Speaker 3: you gotta do a little bit better than that, you're
Speaker 3: just thinking.
Speaker 1: Right, maybe the worst trip he gets all day. Like
Speaker 1: you're just like, man, they're kind of killing like you
Speaker 1: kind of want to look good. You want to look
Speaker 1: like you can do something. Yeah, like a dark visor.
Speaker 1: I wore a yes, the best looking, the best looking
Speaker 1: piece of attire in the those are tight and they
Speaker 1: used to have like in the nineties they had like
Speaker 1: the orange, like the reflective gold. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6: You see a linebacker over the middle like this and
Speaker 6: he looks like a he looks like a terminator or something. Right,
Speaker 6: like you just see gold, reflective sheen. You don't see eyes.
Speaker 6: You're like, oh, that's a badass look like that ship
Speaker 6: was just.
Speaker 3: Picturing like a ray Lewis from my hand, Yes, dude,
Speaker 3: with the orange and then you see the little little
Speaker 3: ring go down with that linebacker face mask in the middle.
Speaker 1: That really is swaggy like that.
Speaker 6: Those teams were like I remember when I was when
Speaker 6: we were in high school. I went to the get
Speaker 6: taped up and I asked the there was a lady
Speaker 6: that taped us. I was like, will you give me
Speaker 6: the the Bruce Smith tape? You remember his tape? It
Speaker 6: would come over the hand like it was like a
Speaker 6: boxer's tape. So his hand was taped in addition to
Speaker 6: the wrist. It was like wrist and then here and
Speaker 6: she was like no. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 6: she's like for what I was like from a fucking hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I was like Bruce Smith. She's like,
Speaker 1: you ain't Bruce Smith. I was like high schoo high
Speaker 1: school trainers are hilarious. Yeah, they're just like catching hours. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They want to tape the minimal amount of people they
Speaker 1: possibly can, of course, but that day tape goes away too.
Speaker 1: In the NFL, tape does people some people as you
Speaker 1: get older. As I got older, at least I stopped
Speaker 1: taping my ankles. Stop taping, did you really? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: always felt so much more like, yeah, learn about the
Speaker 1: body though you you mobilized ankle, then it puts more
Speaker 1: pressure on the knee, which puts more pressure on the hip,
Speaker 1: and then it's the back of the really and what
Speaker 1: about up here? Though? Nothing either I would wear. I
Speaker 1: went from tape and I started wearing wrist guards so
Speaker 1: you just kind of strap them monrel fast. And then
Speaker 1: I broke this thumb so I had to put like
Speaker 1: a little brace on there. And then I tape like
Speaker 1: these two fingers.
Speaker 6: Do you remember everybody having tons of shit on? And
Speaker 6: then Reggie White just was like just put the jersey
Speaker 6: on like just nothing, no gloves, and then just take
Speaker 6: people and go.
Speaker 3: I always think it's badass when you see the dude
Speaker 3: just have their like a like fingers taped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fingers taped a little bit. I feel like
Speaker 1: I got half our guys with their hand in the dirt.
Speaker 1: I think that shit is lame. I'm thinking of like
Speaker 1: DB's Yeah, DB's got that looks hard, but like I
Speaker 1: do with this hand on the ground and he's got
Speaker 1: his knuckles in my bro, you ain't come on yeh,
Speaker 1: Like if you don't wear gloves, you're a psychopath to me,
Speaker 1: thought of hitting somebody without gloves on, yeah, yeah, kids,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do out here.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine like he would just show up completely
Speaker 6: nothing and then take a like a three hundred and
Speaker 6: thirty pound guy with one with that hump move and
Speaker 6: go like this and you see the guy like just
Speaker 6: go falling by flying down like he'd launch a guy
Speaker 6: like ten yards.
Speaker 1: There is nothing more embarrassing than getting put on the
Speaker 1: ground like that. It has to be right unless you
Speaker 1: just catch one in the throat. You get put on
Speaker 1: your ass and then they make the sack and you're
Speaker 1: just like, dude, I am nothing. What feels what feels worse.
Speaker 6: Getting like having somebody stronger than you toss you or
Speaker 6: somebody so fast that they just are past you and
Speaker 6: you're like fuck that, Like they're they're back here and
Speaker 6: you're like what's just happened?
Speaker 1: Waving on somebody is tough, But I feel like for me,
Speaker 1: I could always like in my mind back you get
Speaker 1: change these couple of things. There's no worse feeling than
Speaker 1: having another man's hands on you and not have you
Speaker 1: can't do anything about it. You can't do it, and
Speaker 1: you're just like I guess we're just gonna go where
Speaker 1: you want to go today. Wow. Yeah, that's a tough feeling.
Speaker 1: That's like the worst feeling actually ever.
Speaker 3: So it has to be too for like an old lineman,
Speaker 3: like I just feel guys in the trenches because I
Speaker 3: know for me it's like you get out run or
Speaker 3: you get beat on your feet.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, god damn it, they were all right right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Coaching over there, like we
Speaker 1: should have a fucking ring cover one with content in
Speaker 1: the game. But like if I get if I get
Speaker 1: bodied or something, you're kind of just like fuck on
Speaker 1: the way down. But yeah, you know, like Marshall Lenz,
Speaker 1: we always get got. Everyone gets got.
Speaker 3: But I feel like as an old lineman, it's got
Speaker 3: to be the like a demoralizing thing, like you just
Speaker 3: get manhandled in the trenches and you're like, you're a
Speaker 3: guy in the trenches.
Speaker 1: That has Yeah, when you stop playing football? When did
Speaker 1: you start comedy? When was that? Like? When did you
Speaker 1: do that? Was the path? Great transition. That's good. We've
Speaker 1: just been fucking talking. We've lowered it all I want
Speaker 1: to talk about.
Speaker 6: I mean, so I I get to college, I realize, like,
Speaker 6: you know, I'm not. It's weird because it becomes like
Speaker 6: you have a more of it, Like, you know, it's
Speaker 6: like your identity. You're like, oh, people like what are
Speaker 6: you Like I play football in high school? You like,
Speaker 6: I'm a football player. That's what you think you are.
Speaker 6: And then you get to college and you're like, I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm definitely like there's players going to team meetings. I'm
Speaker 6: like I'm ready to go, and like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Don't play football, And then you're just like, uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean, I loved doing comedy, so I'm making like
Speaker 6: comedy videos, you know, but like it's not even for it.
Speaker 6: There's not it's not the Internet. It's not like like
Speaker 6: I want to share this video. It's like they're they're like,
Speaker 6: make a video for communications class. That's boring, Like do
Speaker 6: a do a video about like.
Speaker 1: How how.
Speaker 6: How the security works in the building, like you know,
Speaker 6: do it like shows that you can do like a
Speaker 6: transition shot. And then I would make mine like a
Speaker 6: comedic version of it, you know, And then they were
Speaker 6: like the teachers like the fuck is this right? Like
Speaker 6: because I was trying to make it funny, right, And
Speaker 6: then I the more you do that, the more you like.
Speaker 1: I like this.
Speaker 6: I like this right, So you're I keep making like
Speaker 6: comedy esque sketches, but like for assignments. And then when
Speaker 6: I finally get out of college, I get out in
Speaker 6: two thousand and one, I graduate and then yeah, in
Speaker 6: June of two thousand and one, and then I moved
Speaker 6: to La January two thousand and two, Like I actually
Speaker 6: I remember that I arrive in La January two thousand
Speaker 6: and two on the day that it's a it's a
Speaker 6: bowl game. It's Ohio State Miami is playing in that
Speaker 6: like a big time bowl game.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 6: I start doing I start going to improv classes at
Speaker 6: the Groundlings, which is like this renowned place where a
Speaker 6: lot of SNL people have come from. I start doing
Speaker 6: that in like April of two thousand and two, and
Speaker 6: I have guys that are in the class that are like,
Speaker 6: you should try stand up. Like they're just telling me, like,
Speaker 6: you should try stand up, you would like stand up.
Speaker 6: I was like all right, because they did stand up,
Speaker 6: and then a couple of them were like.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, what do you do?
Speaker 6: Like, I mean, I've seen stand up, but like how
Speaker 6: do you start? So I kind of tail them. They're like,
Speaker 6: just watch me, I'm going to do spots tonight. So
Speaker 6: they go and do like a spot here, a spot there.
Speaker 6: I just follow them around and then one of them
Speaker 6: walks me into a place and like when they when
Speaker 6: the lady is like, oh, what's up to this guy? Nick,
Speaker 6: He's like this is Tom He's a comic. And I'm
Speaker 6: like what's up? And she's like, oh, do you want
Speaker 6: to do like I have like an opening next Saturday?
Speaker 6: Do you want to do that spot? And I was
Speaker 6: like yeah, oh shit, and then she's like all right,
Speaker 6: you're booked. And then it's just kind of and then
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm doing a spot next Saturday.
Speaker 1: Like I've never written material or and so then it
Speaker 1: was just it was just on from like once I
Speaker 1: did it, it is that like addictive. Are you either
Speaker 1: going to be like I'm not doing that again or
Speaker 1: like I gotta do that again? And it was just
Speaker 1: like that. So that was two thousand and two, and
Speaker 1: then it was just a slow you know. I used
Speaker 1: to do like one spot.
Speaker 6: Like every two months, and I'd be like, yeah, I've
Speaker 6: been doing stand like doing some stand up, thinking that
Speaker 6: that's a lot. I mean I used ton't know, like
Speaker 6: you have no kind of frame of reference for it,
Speaker 6: and the big clubs seem like so intimidating, so I
Speaker 6: would just do like smaller shows, you know, like someone
Speaker 6: would be like come to this ball into a show
Speaker 6: and I was. I was kind of like scared to
Speaker 6: go into the clubs. And then it just kind of
Speaker 6: just you know, slow progression like grew from there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when did it, like your first big break come
Speaker 1: with like breaking into the scene.
Speaker 6: Well, I I mean one of my friends was actually
Speaker 6: working for Jay Moore and Jay and he recommended me
Speaker 6: to be an opener and Jay let me do some opening.
Speaker 6: So that was definitely a break because the improvs like
Speaker 6: that own so many clubs they before Jay. I was like,
Speaker 6: can I, you know, work here, and they gave me
Speaker 6: a showcase. I always tease the guy now when I
Speaker 6: whenever I see him. His name is Matt Coman.
Speaker 1: I go.
Speaker 6: I got upstate and I had a good set, Like
Speaker 6: you know, when you have there's no like you can
Speaker 6: be delusional. But I'm like, I know when I don't
Speaker 6: do well. And I did well, and I was like,
Speaker 6: what's up? He goes you definitely have something, like just
Speaker 6: keep at it. I was like, and that was it,
Speaker 6: Like he wouldn't get I was like, I have something
Speaker 6: and he was like, yeah, just keep at it. I'm
Speaker 6: like okay, and he didn't book me. But then when
Speaker 6: Jay requested me to open, then they were like, now
Speaker 6: you can do spots, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 6: he gave the green light and then they were like, now.
Speaker 1: You can do spots.
Speaker 6: So that was a that was a big deal because
Speaker 6: then I could work more regularly, get on stage more.
Speaker 1: So that was one.
Speaker 6: I did a couple of things on Comedy Central when
Speaker 6: people actually watched Comedy Central and like there was stand
Speaker 6: upon there.
Speaker 1: Or whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was I thought that was actually for some
Speaker 6: people that changed their careers. It was called Comedy Central
Speaker 6: Presents h and that was that was actually the goal, right,
Speaker 6: Like the goal was to get because everybody who you
Speaker 6: fucking admired had done Comedy Central Presents, So like I
Speaker 6: just kept I mean, that's all I wanted to do,
Speaker 6: So I did. I did one of their shows. It
Speaker 6: was called Live at Gotham. That was used to be
Speaker 6: called Premium Blend, and then they made a new version
Speaker 6: called Live at Gotham. It was here at the Gotham
Speaker 6: Comedy Club in New York. I did that show that
Speaker 6: was supposed to be like the precursor to like getting
Speaker 6: it present.
Speaker 1: So then you would submit.
Speaker 6: What you do is you send in fucking tape or
Speaker 6: DVD shit. Yeah, and you'd be like, here's my thirty
Speaker 6: minute set. And then the lady was like, you know
Speaker 6: you're gonna get one, but not this year, and you're
Speaker 6: like all right, So you'd work a whole other year,
Speaker 6: send in another set and she's like this is really good,
Speaker 6: not this year, like fuck, And then the third year
Speaker 6: I got it, And then I remember I had a
Speaker 6: good Presents because some people like it's one of those
Speaker 6: things where like it's like having like a bad combine outing,
Speaker 6: you know, like you go fuck like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just didn't run well, I didn't. I threw up
Speaker 1: two twenty five eight times like this sucks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that happens to people. Yeah, and they're still good.
Speaker 6: And so that happens on these tapings where you're like,
Speaker 6: I hope this goes and it went well. I remember
Speaker 6: the lady that was producing it goes, this is gonna
Speaker 6: change your road life like touring.
Speaker 1: I was like fuck it. I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't want to like show too much emotion. I
Speaker 6: was like, fuck yuess And then they open the new season.
Speaker 6: It's still popular at the time. This is end of
Speaker 6: twenty going into twenty eleven. I'm like the featured like
Speaker 6: highlight new season of Comedy of Presents, and then it aired,
Speaker 6: and you know you see tweets and ship and you're like,
Speaker 6: fuck it are things like about to change?
Speaker 1: Man? Ship didn't change at all, Like nothing changed. I
Speaker 1: mean got your hopes up a little bit. I mean
Speaker 1: you got to think you probably think this woman knows everything.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and she produced all the Carlin specials, so
Speaker 6: she's like she's like, I mean the real deal, you know,
Speaker 6: and she was like you know, she's like trying to
Speaker 6: like produce other things with me, and she's like, this
Speaker 6: is gonna you're gonna see like your life change. I
Speaker 6: was like, you're trying to just like not get too excited.
Speaker 6: It'd be like someone being like, you're gonna get a
Speaker 6: phone call tomorrow from the chiefs, like I know you're
Speaker 6: enjoying college right now, but things are about to change,
Speaker 6: and you're like, okay, you're just kind of like all
Speaker 6: right cool, and then chiefs are like who, Like You're just.
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? So they you know, you just
Speaker 1: keep going.
Speaker 6: I remember like the big bump was that I think
Speaker 6: a club was paying me fifteen hundred a week to
Speaker 6: do six shows and they went to eighteen fifty and
Speaker 6: they're like see yeah, you're like, oh gay.
Speaker 1: So you just keep doing that, and then I did.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 6: In twenty thirteen, I shot my first Netflix special, but
Speaker 6: it wasn't for Netflix. It was shot on spec, which
Speaker 6: means you pay to somebody pays for the production and
Speaker 6: then you have it and then they shop it. So
Speaker 6: they sent it to like Comedy Central. That's where that's
Speaker 6: where you wanted to be. People don't remember that's where
Speaker 6: you wanted to be a Comedy Central past They're like no,
Speaker 6: and then they send it to Showtime and they were
Speaker 6: like no, and HBO was like are you fucking out
Speaker 6: of your mind? And then then Netflix took it and
Speaker 6: it was like a consolation prize. It was like, well,
Speaker 6: the USFL is back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which is wild to think about now, yeah,
Speaker 1: because like that's where everybody wants to be now, is Netflix?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 6: Because it's just like it's the eyeballs. I mean, this
Speaker 6: thing is always changing. We don't know what's going to
Speaker 6: happen in next year five. I mean, I'm sure the
Speaker 6: landscape will change. But for the last decade, it is Netflix.
Speaker 1: Yah.
Speaker 6: Netflix is where you want to be. And so when
Speaker 6: it when they told me we're going there, I was like,
Speaker 6: I was like, you mean the place you send DVDs to? Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: that's what it was. And it was a slow it
Speaker 6: is the thing. It wasn't like it came out and
Speaker 6: then there. I was like, oh shit, it was slow,
Speaker 6: Like it was like I do a club and they
Speaker 6: were like, you sold like some you sold some tickets
Speaker 6: this week.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh really.
Speaker 6: I wasn't even thinking about the special because it was
Speaker 6: like five months later and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: They're like, have you sold out the club? And I
Speaker 6: was like, for real that We weren't like it's the special.
Speaker 6: We were like how did that happen? And then it
Speaker 6: started to go like, oh, this special has gotten traction.
Speaker 1: I was like, no way.
Speaker 6: But it was very slow, and by the end of
Speaker 6: the year they were like, you're selling out every show
Speaker 6: at the club.
Speaker 1: It was getting that kind of feedback like man, it's
Speaker 1: really starting to get around. It is fucking it's amazing.
Speaker 1: It is amazing, and you.
Speaker 6: You know, it's like you don't want to boast, you
Speaker 6: don't want to go like fuck yeah, You're just kind
Speaker 6: of like is this for real?
Speaker 1: Like you can't believe it's real.
Speaker 6: You can't believe it's real because like it's so hard,
Speaker 6: you know, to grind, like you're just like working at it.
Speaker 6: And at the time, I mean, whatever, that's ten, i'ms
Speaker 6: thirty four thirty, Like you've been doing it for twelve years,
Speaker 6: and you're like, I don't know if it's ever gonna
Speaker 6: change much from this, And then to find like to
Speaker 6: sell out the clubs and you're like you just can't
Speaker 6: believe that people are out there and like full and
Speaker 6: they're just they want They're like they're like, I saw
Speaker 6: your shit. It's fucking they love it. You can't believe it.
Speaker 6: And not to mention that you get like real checks, you're.
Speaker 1: Like, there's a real this is crazy, real money. It's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every level of it is crazy. But at first it
Speaker 1: seems like like monopoly money. You're like, this is what
Speaker 1: I used to make in a year, you know, like that,
Speaker 1: like for real, like a year. What a feeling? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what a fucking feeling that is. It's crazy. It is
Speaker 1: a crazy feeling. It's gotta be it.
Speaker 3: And just hearing the you know, obviously you like love
Speaker 3: ball and everything else, and then talk about high school
Speaker 3: and they're like, damn you wanted to play in college
Speaker 3: and everything else.
Speaker 1: So obviously that competitive nature and that fires.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so when you are starting to sell out and
Speaker 3: start to get over the hump and everything else, like
Speaker 3: you can imagine the energy that he had when he's realizing, like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's starting to fucking happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was. It's like it's beyond
Speaker 1: and I kind of you know, I know it because
Speaker 1: I've experienced it. Now. So when I see it happening
Speaker 1: for other comics, like, I'm very excited for them, Like
Speaker 1: I know what's happening right now. You know, is is
Speaker 1: that a split world the comic world? Is there guys
Speaker 1: that are like, for the most part, are comics excited
Speaker 1: for other comics or are there other like is it
Speaker 1: kind of fifty to fifty, like hey, we don't want
Speaker 1: to help or we do want help, because that's kind
Speaker 1: of how the NFL is, Like, yeah, you guys come in.
Speaker 1: Some guys are like, hey, come on, let's show you
Speaker 1: how it goes. Or other guys are like, fuck off,
Speaker 1: you're not taking my job. Yeah, it's it's a little
Speaker 1: bit of that. I mean, that's that.
Speaker 6: The guys that are whatever, like stand up, whatever, they're
Speaker 6: just insecure because like they don't realize that there's enough,
Speaker 6: there is enough room, Like, well, you.
Speaker 1: Guys, there's a real there is roster spots. Yeah. Right,
Speaker 1: with what we do, there's no such thing as like
Speaker 1: if he's funny, you're done. Yeah, like you know, it's
Speaker 1: you're no longer funny. Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 6: It's not like that, But I think some people don't
Speaker 6: realize that though, Like we can all work and do
Speaker 6: shows and sell tickets like it's not it's not really
Speaker 6: a threat to you. And I actually feel like great
Speaker 6: stand Like when I watch a stand up and they're like,
Speaker 6: legit really good, I don't go fuck. I'm like this
Speaker 6: is I get excited by it, Like I find it
Speaker 6: kind of inspiring, you know. I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 6: all like really good stand up is exciting, and it
Speaker 6: makes me want to do stand up. It makes me
Speaker 6: want to go get back on stage. I'm like that
Speaker 6: was so fucking good that I want to do more
Speaker 6: stand up.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: Shitty stand up makes me like want to go home,
Speaker 6: you know, go take a nap. Yeah, I'm like this sucks.
Speaker 6: I get anxiety. I want to leave the room. Like
Speaker 6: when I'm watching it, I'm like, oh fuck, and I
Speaker 6: just like I walk out of the room. But when
Speaker 6: they're good, I want to sit there and watch it
Speaker 6: like anybody else.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, when you're when you're coming up and
Speaker 1: you've already found your voice, you found your kidence, you
Speaker 1: found your timing. How do you go and watch other
Speaker 1: comics that are making it and doing well, that have
Speaker 1: similar humor to you and not take their shit because
Speaker 1: it seems like a very difficult job to not, you know,
Speaker 1: snipe someone's joke and change it up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Like you know, you're something, you're like solid,
Speaker 3: I feel like and the thing that comes to myself
Speaker 3: in there, like growing up, like when I was, you know,
Speaker 3: getting like turning, like twelve thirteen, like Dane Cook was
Speaker 3: big and I love Dan Cook.
Speaker 1: I thought it was awesome. But then as get older,
Speaker 1: more media, more podcasts come out, people are kind of
Speaker 1: hating on Dan Cook. I'm not asking you to do that,
Speaker 1: but people are saying Dane Cook stole from Lewis c
Speaker 1: K with the rolling of the rs and all this
Speaker 1: different stuff, like how do you not take that stuff?
Speaker 1: Was that ever a struggle for you? No?
Speaker 6: I mean I think that there's just such a an
Speaker 6: established thing where it's usually when you see somebody who's
Speaker 6: like you, hear a great joke, you just go fuck that,
Speaker 6: Like God damn, I wish I would have thought of that, right,
Speaker 6: But it's like he did it, Like when you see it,
Speaker 6: you're just like that's done now, you know. Yeah, So
Speaker 6: it never occurs to you to go like how can
Speaker 6: I make that mine? You kind of just go like
Speaker 6: I need to fucking write more. I need to come
Speaker 6: up with some shit. But yeah, no, the and which like, look,
Speaker 6: the real thing is that that's why I think so
Speaker 6: many of us, myself included, lean so hard into talking
Speaker 6: about our lives because there's no like, you can't yours.
Speaker 6: It's exactly if I talk to you about like my wife,
Speaker 6: my kids, my dad, my travels, like you know, my experiences,
Speaker 6: there is no chance that I'm talking about what you're
Speaker 6: talking about, like it's so uniquely mine. So that's I
Speaker 6: think that's something that has really evolved in stand up
Speaker 6: is like people have really a lot not everybody, but
Speaker 6: a lot of people just really lean into talking about
Speaker 6: their personal experiences because there's no you're not going to
Speaker 6: cross contaminate anything. But I fucking I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 6: watched jokes where I'm like, that was so fucking good,
Speaker 6: and my thought really is like I wish I would
Speaker 6: have thought of that, fuck you piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it would almost suck. Like I feel like
Speaker 3: if that it almost suck like you're doing your own thing.
Speaker 3: You don't really watch a whole lot, and then one
Speaker 3: of your jokes is similar to somebody else. Now I
Speaker 3: have people like, oh, you kind of and then you're
Speaker 3: just thinking I would assume that you're just thinking like, well, fuck,
Speaker 3: I didn't, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I have said a few times.
Speaker 6: I've seen somebody do a bit that's something similar to
Speaker 6: what I'm doing and I'm in the room, and I
Speaker 6: always tell them in that moment like, hey, just so
Speaker 6: you know, I have a bit very similar to what
Speaker 6: you're saying right now, because it's something that's not out,
Speaker 6: Like if it's out, then I'm just be like, oh,
Speaker 6: they're they're doing something similar to something I have out,
Speaker 6: so they're going to look like they're doing my bit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like the people, oh yeah, yeah, people will.
Speaker 6: I mean I've I've had people tell me they're like,
Speaker 6: you're that bit is similar to SO and sos, and
Speaker 6: I'll be I'll look and either they're not similar, and
Speaker 6: you're like, that's not even remotely close.
Speaker 1: There's just like we both have a bit about hats
Speaker 1: and you're like you stole his bit. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like we're both allowed to talk
Speaker 1: about hats, right, you know.
Speaker 6: But I've also told people like I've seen something similar
Speaker 6: and then I go I look at when they came out,
Speaker 6: and if my ship came out first, I'm not even
Speaker 6: a cue. And the other person that taking it, I'm
Speaker 6: just like, hey, just you know, mine came out a
Speaker 6: year before. And then that person like shuts down. But
Speaker 6: I've told people because you want to tell. You want
Speaker 6: to tell somebody so that they don't think, like if
Speaker 6: somebody is up there and they do their fucking hat
Speaker 6: bit and you're like, I'm doing a bit right now.
Speaker 6: You want to tell them if they see you, because
Speaker 6: you want them to go, hey, I didn't come up
Speaker 6: with that after I saw you that day at the club.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it right, So I tell them in the moment,
Speaker 1: right that happened. But that happens. That's a normal thing
Speaker 1: to happen. Where you go.
Speaker 6: We're both talking about fucking ice or whatever, you know,
Speaker 6: So yeah, just just let you know that. I am
Speaker 6: also exploring what it is to have sub freezing water
Speaker 6: in my class.
Speaker 3: So when you have a like a platform as big
Speaker 3: as you do, like you and Bird with two Bears,
Speaker 3: two Bears, one Cave and just all the you kind
Speaker 3: of have like a network and as big as your
Speaker 3: brand is, what is the benefit and if it's as
Speaker 3: simple as finances, then I guess that's what the answer
Speaker 3: would be. But what is the benefit of being on
Speaker 3: like a Netflix or streaming platform versus you just doing
Speaker 3: your own thing because you have such a big audience yourself.
Speaker 1: No, it's a it's actually a good question. I mean
Speaker 1: everything has changed.
Speaker 6: I mean one of the things that is like obvious
Speaker 6: is that you can have great success with posting a
Speaker 6: special on YouTube like YouTube. People were like seeing as
Speaker 6: like for a minute, like, oh, things didn't work out
Speaker 6: for you, right, you had to put it on YouTube.
Speaker 6: And then you see what's happened with specials on YouTube
Speaker 6: that when they hit they fucking explode.
Speaker 1: I mean, Shane's Shane Dude. That stand up in Austin
Speaker 1: has got to be one of my top five. It's
Speaker 1: one of my thought five. It is so fucking funny
Speaker 1: when I I just told I saw him yesterday and
Speaker 1: I was, I mean, I've told him this before that
Speaker 1: when I first was you know, i'd heard about him
Speaker 1: and I saw a clip and I was like, it's funny.
Speaker 1: And then his special came out.
Speaker 6: It first came out, I was sent the you know whatever,
Speaker 6: the link, I click on it and I realized that
Speaker 6: like fifteen twenty minutes have gone by, and I'm like
Speaker 6: and the reason that like I'm like surprised is like normally,
Speaker 6: like I tap out fast, like I'll watch Stand Up
Speaker 6: for like three minutes and like turn it off, you know,
Speaker 6: a special, and then I'm like checking again. I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm about to finish this thing. It's like a whatever
Speaker 6: fifty minutes or something. I turn it off, and I
Speaker 6: was like, that is the most engaged and hardest.
Speaker 1: I've laughed at a special in a long, like in
Speaker 1: a while, and it was a YouTube special that like
Speaker 1: he was, it's so good, Like it's also like it
Speaker 1: is my wheelhouse of what I find funny, like like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like there's genres of things
Speaker 1: that people like it. It question. It really hit me.
Speaker 6: In my in my spot where I was like, this
Speaker 6: is so fucking funny, and yeah, I mean I I
Speaker 6: love that special. I think it's one of the best
Speaker 6: specials of the last five years. Yeah, the Alabama football,
Speaker 6: the Fox News was just.
Speaker 1: All of it.
Speaker 6: The Dad ship is probably what made me laugh the hardest,
Speaker 6: Like when he's when he talks about like when he's
Speaker 6: like he's.
Speaker 1: So drunk and he wakes up to like what's going
Speaker 1: on in Israel? Like the like that shit made me laugh?
Speaker 1: Who so yeah, whoa that made me laugh.
Speaker 5: It's the.
Speaker 1: Thing that is so funny to me about Shane is
Speaker 1: what's so funny to me about you and your stand
Speaker 1: up is like Shane can say so little and have
Speaker 1: such a presence and just a little movements and the timing.
Speaker 1: Like when I watch Sledgehammer, you're literally having conversation with
Speaker 1: your kid or with your dad and you like are
Speaker 1: just doing eight words and the span of thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: but the way you put the words and where you
Speaker 1: put them, it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thanks man, Thanks, I mean it's it's the type
Speaker 6: of thing yeah that I I mean, little things, the
Speaker 6: nuance of things is what makes me laugh the hardest,
Speaker 6: more so than like the the you know, the big
Speaker 6: punchline is always something you want, but like it's the
Speaker 6: little stuff that makes me remember and love stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like the.
Speaker 6: Little facial expressions, the pause being in the right play
Speaker 6: Like that's what you work on too, you know, callbacks
Speaker 6: that have callbacks.
Speaker 1: All that's are always a fun little treat. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a lot of your fans like
Speaker 3: watching it too. You just see the uh, the reaction
Speaker 3: by a lot of your fans, like when you do
Speaker 3: hit the callbacks. Throughout the entirety of the special one,
Speaker 3: everyone's just clapping because it's funny.
Speaker 1: But it's also like man like well done, Like that
Speaker 1: would have to feel that would have to feel so sick.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you want to like you don't want them to
Speaker 6: be too like, you know, for lack of a better
Speaker 6: like to eat. You want to weave them in a
Speaker 6: clever way because then they're kind of like, ah, like
Speaker 6: there it is, yeah, as opposed to just like dropping
Speaker 6: it whenever. So like like making a callback feel organic,
Speaker 6: So it's like it's in a bit ten minutes later,
Speaker 6: but it is. You know, it's a callback to something,
Speaker 6: but it's it. It feels natural in the newer bit
Speaker 6: or in the later bit. That's like a fun thing
Speaker 6: I think too.
Speaker 1: It's like an appreciation clap that's happen. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fun. By the way, I have to mention because
Speaker 1: because I did see Shane yesterday that he was like,
Speaker 1: we if you can watch that it came out today.
Speaker 1: I was like, how was uh, how was the Beer Olympics.
Speaker 1: He goes, you dodged a bullet, goes, it sucks.
Speaker 6: He's lying, lying, and I was like, shut up. And
Speaker 6: then what we got into was, first of all, yes
Speaker 6: he did show me Bruce. He's like, this is a
Speaker 6: week old bruise is still yellow.
Speaker 1: And I was like, here's what it is.
Speaker 6: You hang out with these guys and you're like, this
Speaker 6: is just good guys, like the regular guys. I go,
Speaker 6: but when you can take these fucking assholes, these these
Speaker 6: pro athletes, and you just go we're competing. I go,
Speaker 6: this switch happens that you for you forget that they're monsters,
Speaker 6: like they're actual literal monsters. He's like, dude, I had
Speaker 6: a guy grabbed me by my neck and hold me.
Speaker 6: He goes, I thought we were playing. I thought we
Speaker 6: were like fucking around.
Speaker 1: Then keep talking show it to you. He goes.
Speaker 6: I got beat the funk and I was drunk, so
Speaker 6: I didn't know what was happening to me until the
Speaker 6: next day, and he was like, it hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: This is why Shane's such a bitch. Okay, tell me,
Speaker 1: tell me because that whole wrestling that's me and Shane
Speaker 1: that's the fucking Yeah. He looks like he's suffering right there.
Speaker 1: Taylor has him like that, like in the he's dragging.
Speaker 3: He's tapping like three or four times, and Day was
Speaker 3: just dragging him throughout the pool.
Speaker 1: You can just shoving.
Speaker 6: He goes, Yeah, he goes, Taylor is a professional Shover's
Speaker 6: shoving me.
Speaker 1: He fucking So here's how it started. We were in
Speaker 1: my man came and we're kind of fucking around because
Speaker 1: I do. I think Shane's hilarious and I love being
Speaker 1: around him, especially when he's got a couple drinks in him,
Speaker 1: and she kind of comes out of a shell a
Speaker 1: little bit and he starts, you know what, we're you
Speaker 1: gonna do, pussy, what are you gonna do? And he
Speaker 1: starts fucking aking it on. So we end up on
Speaker 1: the couch. There's a photo of us on the couch
Speaker 1: and I'm like full mounted on him and I'm like
Speaker 1: holding him and he's like she's choking like a bit,
Speaker 1: like still egging it on. And then Shirt like Will
Speaker 1: gets in a with this guy, the lead singer Midland
Speaker 1: those him in the pool, starts wrestling him and then
Speaker 1: JP's like, hey, get Shane in the pool. So I like,
Speaker 1: you know, Shane, he don't want to take that shirt
Speaker 1: off for nobody. We got to get him in this
Speaker 1: fucking pool. So I body tossed him in there, and
Speaker 1: you can see in this videos like you don't want this,
Speaker 1: and he kind of takes your shirt off. We start going.
Speaker 1: But he instigated ninety percent of that ship. Him and
Speaker 1: Burt would lose in a competition, and then Shane would
Speaker 1: find me and Will and come up behind us and
Speaker 1: be like, you're being nasty. You'd beat a bad host. Man,
Speaker 1: You're such a bad host trying to shoot a beer
Speaker 1: bunk bottle. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna fucking end this,
Speaker 1: he said. He said an NHL player joh James, he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes this dude, legit hurt me and then came back.
Speaker 1: It was like, my bad on that. Yeah, those hockey
Speaker 1: players they look like sticks. They are strong and sturdy individuals.
Speaker 1: They're playing like that's after all the competition is over.
Speaker 1: It's like and they fucking fight like they legit fight.
Speaker 1: Yoh yeah, and they can booze too. They can put
Speaker 1: it down and they get start playing pool basketball. And
Speaker 1: I looked over for a minute I could have sworn
Speaker 1: three people were drowning at one point. It was just
Speaker 1: it's elbows are being thrown. Dudes are getting thrown everywhere.
Speaker 1: It was as fraddy and as energetic as a possible
Speaker 1: can get. Yeah you got you gotta watch it. Ande
Speaker 1: talk about it. Yeah, that's out today, bears. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's it's his. I came out because I did it.
Speaker 1: Oh you went out to u Oh dude, I went
Speaker 1: to Queens. How wild is his spot? I was out there?
Speaker 1: What was that a month ago?
Speaker 3: He's like, hey, you want to come do the pod?
Speaker 3: I was like, hell, yeah, dude. And then I call
Speaker 3: Himhen I get there, I'm like, hey, am.
Speaker 1: I in the right spot? And then we come in.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, why are you living like this? Man?
Speaker 1: He's like, is how you make comedy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I go he lives like a like a hoarder, right,
Speaker 1: Like he lives like he's like a college student. There.
Speaker 1: You go upstairs and all the boys are just sitting
Speaker 1: there playing UFC like video games. It's such a departure
Speaker 1: from my life. I live like a fucking baller, Like
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, But it's a funny, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a choice. Yeah, it is a choice. All right, boys,
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Speaker 1: now back to this episode, he does a lot of
Speaker 1: sketch comedy. Why didn't you Was there a point when
Speaker 1: you were talking about doing communications and making videos and
Speaker 1: like doing all that. Did you ever want to do
Speaker 1: like mad teas? Definitely?
Speaker 6: Definitely, I mean I literally thought that when I was
Speaker 6: at that Groundling the Groundlings if you if you look
Speaker 6: it up, it's like it's the West Coast improv school
Speaker 6: that so many people you know would go to. It's
Speaker 6: like Second City, right, yeah, exactly, Okay, it's the la
Speaker 6: version of that, and it's I mean Will Ferrell came
Speaker 6: from there, foul and all like all endless people. So
Speaker 6: when I found that out, I was like, Oh, that's
Speaker 6: where I'll go and then I'll do SNL Like I
Speaker 6: literally thought that was the way to do it.
Speaker 1: And then they have tiers like they have.
Speaker 6: It's a school, so like there's entry level one, level
Speaker 6: two like like that. Then there's this thing called Writer's Lab.
Speaker 6: Then there's Sunday Company, and then there's the ground Links, right,
Speaker 6: so it's a whole thing. When you get to writing Lab,
Speaker 6: if they call you, it means that you like you
Speaker 6: at least have some chops. If you suck there, they
Speaker 6: don't call you for that. When they go, well, they
Speaker 6: call you and it's to like, you know, start working
Speaker 6: on the writing aspect of it. If you can pass
Speaker 6: on it, you can go like I can't do it
Speaker 6: right now, and they'll call you a second time. But
Speaker 6: if you pass a second time, they'd never call you again.
Speaker 6: That's the policy. And so the first time they called me,
Speaker 6: I had a legit I can't do it right now,
Speaker 6: I don't remember what it was. But the second time
Speaker 6: they called me it was I realized had I started
Speaker 6: doing stand up And I remember I, I mean, you know,
Speaker 6: I got fifty bucks to do it here, one hundred
Speaker 6: dollars to do it there, And I was like, I
Speaker 6: think this is the path I need. Like I felt
Speaker 6: like if I go do that, it's going to be
Speaker 6: a distraction from stand up, Like it's it's I'm spread
Speaker 6: out in a way that I can't register. So I
Speaker 6: said no, But I still liked doing sketched up, like
Speaker 6: I you know, I've filmed sketches over the years and
Speaker 6: posted them, and I've acted in a few things.
Speaker 1: I have like a couple of things that are like legit.
Speaker 1: I have a thing with Bert that we're gonna do.
Speaker 6: I have another movie in development at a at A
Speaker 6: at a place, and then I I filmed like my
Speaker 6: own version of like I filmed the pilot last year
Speaker 6: that I paid for really yeah yeah, and I sold it.
Speaker 1: So like we're gonna go make the series. That's awesome.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's and that's like I wrote it, I'm
Speaker 6: in it, I produced it, spent fucking so much money
Speaker 6: to make it.
Speaker 1: Look I just didn't want it to look like like
Speaker 1: a sketch show because of them look so low production,
Speaker 1: so we don't, like we actually call them shorts like
Speaker 1: you know, like it's like if you ever watched Black Mirror,
Speaker 1: like though an episode of that will have like you know,
Speaker 1: it's like a short film, And that's how we tried
Speaker 1: to make this series like short films. Any idea when
Speaker 1: that's gonna come out.
Speaker 6: Well, it'd be cool if the strike was resolved so
Speaker 6: that you probably get I mean I want it. I
Speaker 6: want them to get what they need obviously and what
Speaker 6: they want. But my guess would be that it would
Speaker 6: be late next year when we would be able to
Speaker 6: put that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah you uh, I know. When we had bert on
Speaker 1: and we're kind of like asking about your guys, dynamic
Speaker 1: and everything else, and he alludes to you being like
Speaker 1: the brains behind the operation, like over the years, obviously
Speaker 1: you know humble cat, but.
Speaker 4: How do you learn to.
Speaker 3: How have you learned how to build all of these
Speaker 3: things out over time? Like do you have a like
Speaker 3: a knack or an interest, like when you're building out,
Speaker 3: like you have a media network, you have all these
Speaker 3: things going on, like balancing all that and learning about
Speaker 3: all that, because it does seem like you are a
Speaker 3: very savvy behind the microphone, but are you know, behind
Speaker 3: the camera and everything else?
Speaker 6: Now, I think it's like, you know, I'm an I'm
Speaker 6: an observer and I I try to like learn from
Speaker 6: what other people are doing too, So I do a
Speaker 6: lot of that. Like I do a lot of like
Speaker 6: seeing what works for other people and then following instincts
Speaker 6: and like you know, not being not being resistant to
Speaker 6: like the new whatever's something that something is like coming about,
Speaker 6: like you know, hey, whatever it could be like TikTok
Speaker 6: is where everyone's going, and not being like I'm not
Speaker 6: going to do that. You know, that's not for like
Speaker 6: just being open to the fact that that you can't
Speaker 6: you can't just go I do it this way. This
Speaker 6: is what we do, like being open to those ideas
Speaker 6: and trying things like I'm I'm I think if you're
Speaker 6: a comic, you're natural entrepreneur, like you man it. You
Speaker 6: own your business, and that means that you're not totally
Speaker 6: risk averse, like you're going to take risks, and so
Speaker 6: like we take risks in things like when we do
Speaker 6: these uh we do these live streaming shows, like to
Speaker 6: produce them, you have to spend money. You have to
Speaker 6: like go ahead and put together a different type of show.
Speaker 6: Like it's like it's like almost like a variety show
Speaker 6: and we're gonna have mws that we're gonna have this.
Speaker 6: It's a risk. And then you go, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 6: gonna do ten dollars, like it was a big thing.
Speaker 6: Was like people were like trying to like really have
Speaker 6: us agent, so like you should charge more, you know.
Speaker 6: I was like, now, let's just try to do volume.
Speaker 6: Like let's just try to do volume and see if
Speaker 6: we can do a lot of tickets but make it affordable.
Speaker 6: Ten bucks is like pretty affordable ticket. And so I'm
Speaker 6: open to like try things, and I go, if this doesn't,
Speaker 6: like when I shot the pilot, I spent over a
Speaker 6: million dollars to shoot it.
Speaker 1: So you go like and then people like, what if
Speaker 1: you lose money? I'm like, then it didn't.
Speaker 6: Work out, but like the upside is maybe it's exactly
Speaker 6: what I wanted to make. And even if I don't
Speaker 6: make money on it. I have this thing I wanted
Speaker 6: to make and so I can't. You don't make I
Speaker 6: don't make just decisions based on is this gonna be
Speaker 6: financially beneficial? Obviously you want to make money, but like
Speaker 6: you have to do things that are like fulfilling creatively.
Speaker 6: And to me, there's like something about in this era
Speaker 6: that we're in right now, the I like the adventure
Speaker 6: of trying something and seeing how it, like where it
Speaker 6: ends up, even if that's like trying it. Like we
Speaker 6: develop new podcasts and I'm like, you know, now, these
Speaker 6: are gonna podcasts, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You guys do it.
Speaker 6: It's like you go, let's get together do this pot
Speaker 6: do fucking five hundred people might listen to it, and
Speaker 6: it's considered a bomb. And there is no such thing
Speaker 6: as like if you do put the Like there's been
Speaker 6: celebrities that have gotten together to do podcasts that fail,
Speaker 6: like legit huge names. So I get excited about trying
Speaker 6: new things. It's just like when you get on stage
Speaker 6: you try things. That's what feels good to like try
Speaker 6: a joke and have the potential for it to bomb.
Speaker 6: Like if there's no potential for it to bomb. It's
Speaker 6: not as as rewarding internally as you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: Like a safe joke, right like where you're like, let's
Speaker 6: well get a last Yeah, those are like it feels
Speaker 6: good to get to laugh, But part of you goes
Speaker 6: like if you would have tried something else that was
Speaker 6: like riskier, that feels more fun. And I think that
Speaker 6: applies to like all the stuff you're saying, Like all
Speaker 6: those things is like you want to take a risk,
Speaker 6: you want it to be a calculated risk, but there's
Speaker 6: no there's no thrill in just like playing everything safe,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was there ever a fear when you're when you
Speaker 1: had kids about taking more risk? There was a fear
Speaker 1: in not working enough, so, which is a different thing
Speaker 1: than most people say, right, Yeah, a lot of people
Speaker 1: are like I I got to spend more time with
Speaker 1: my kids.
Speaker 6: When she was pregnant and I was like, we're having
Speaker 6: a baby. I I definitely hit a switch where I
Speaker 6: just went like into I need to work a lot,
Speaker 6: and I went I went hard, and it was out
Speaker 6: of the idea of like providing yeah, because I was like,
Speaker 6: I mean, up until that point, it was the two
Speaker 6: of us, like you realize that, like if it's just
Speaker 6: the two of you, you can fucking get by. We'll
Speaker 6: go to Trader Joe's and get some frozen fucking burritos
Speaker 6: and like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you have dinner, don't dinner. It really doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: It's like if if you if you don't, if you're
Speaker 6: not making a lot, you're like, well, you know, hopefully
Speaker 6: I'll get another gig next week and I'll have enough
Speaker 6: for rent like like that. Yeah, you're like, I mean
Speaker 6: I always wanted to work, but like when when a
Speaker 6: kid comes, Yeah, I was like it wasn't even I
Speaker 6: didn't have to like externally say it. It was like
Speaker 6: it was so internal of like it's like you it's
Speaker 6: like the modern version of like hunter gatherer mode where
Speaker 6: you're just like I have to provide so that I
Speaker 6: mean I went into like six gear with like working.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it seems like you have an incredible work ethic.
Speaker 1: When you look at you and Bert, Yeah, who would
Speaker 1: you say has the better work ethic? Well, Burt, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm doing a lot more actually right now.
Speaker 1: The festival is No.
Speaker 6: I think we both you know, I think we both
Speaker 6: have dad or I had a dad who like we
Speaker 6: were like very traditional work, you know, get up at
Speaker 6: five point thirty whenever, go to work.
Speaker 1: Like they're just like.
Speaker 6: Old school Americana dads like yeah, of course you work, right,
Speaker 6: So then like yeah, when opportunities come up, like they
Speaker 6: have arrived for us now, we're like we have opportunities,
Speaker 6: Like I mean, neither one of us is like eah.
Speaker 1: Whatever, yeah, you know, like we're like, oh, yeah, you
Speaker 1: go to work. So we both work a lot.
Speaker 6: I mean I've like I did a tour that I
Speaker 6: think was insane when I look back on like it
Speaker 6: was it was too much, meaning I'm not like I
Speaker 6: couldn't handle it. It's just like for like from having
Speaker 6: a family. It's just like it's not conducive to do
Speaker 6: that many shows and tour that much. So I'm more
Speaker 6: conscious of it and like I'm literally gonna see my
Speaker 6: agent here to plan out the next like you we
Speaker 6: have to have more weeks off, you know. But it's
Speaker 6: not because like I don't want to work. It's like
Speaker 6: I have to be able to be home, like I
Speaker 6: have little kids.
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah yeah, So I mean Bert is going in
Speaker 1: my opinion, too hard, like he goes, and I like,
Speaker 1: it's insane.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's almost like avoiding life, like you
Speaker 6: know what I mean, Like, I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 6: And then he because like Bert does this thing where
Speaker 6: he knows them. When I say this, he'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I just took it and
Speaker 1: took on too much. I'm like, yeah, but you're in control,
Speaker 1: like you can say it, and he's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. Definitely, yeah, definitely does. He does
Speaker 1: give himself to a lot different to as much as
Speaker 1: he can.
Speaker 3: I mean, even coming to Olympics when I was a
Speaker 3: great day was like, hey man, you know, I know
Speaker 3: you get pulling the lot out of for ankles and
Speaker 3: you're just blowing up. He has been for a while now,
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, I appreciate you just like taking
Speaker 3: the time. And because you can even see it at
Speaker 3: the Beer Olympics. I don't know about you, but you
Speaker 3: can see a little bit of a you could just
Speaker 3: see like he was worn down a little bit. And
Speaker 3: then he expressed that when he sent the message back,
Speaker 3: He's like, hey, you know, was run a little low,
Speaker 3: but very appreciative, you know, bird like he's the best.
Speaker 1: Now he's the best. It does seem like he just goes, fuck,
Speaker 1: I want him an hour to I mean, if he's
Speaker 1: if he's trying to look, if he wants to hear this. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're working harder that question. No, I mean yeah, but
Speaker 1: I you know, we did a zoom call for this
Speaker 1: thing the other day and we get on. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you all right? He's like I'm dying.
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, I don't want that to be real,
Speaker 6: Like could you chill the fuck out for a second.
Speaker 6: But yeah, he goes, you know, he'll do this. I
Speaker 6: think he's gonna take some a little bit of time.
Speaker 6: Then he's got his fully loaded cruise. Then he goes
Speaker 6: back on tour, then into another production.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's like, I don't know, man, I get it because
Speaker 6: you go, these are these are incredible opportunity. You work
Speaker 6: your whole career for these opportunities and then you get them.
Speaker 6: But you still have to like I'm look, I'm saying
Speaker 6: it like I'm telling him. I'm telling myself too. You
Speaker 6: still have to like figure out how to manage it
Speaker 6: because you you don't I guess you don't want to
Speaker 6: be like, no, thanks right to the thing that you're
Speaker 6: like you always wanted to do, But you can't say
Speaker 6: yes to all of it.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the part you have to figure you
Speaker 1: can't say yes to all of it. I'll fuck them.
Speaker 1: Give us.
Speaker 3: Give us three pet peeves of Burt Kreischer, three of
Speaker 3: his pet peeves, three pet beeves you have with him?
Speaker 1: Oh that I have with him? No, like that you
Speaker 1: see of him, three pip peeves you have for Burt?
Speaker 1: Like what bugs you about Burt? He thinks, Oh, pretty easy.
Speaker 1: Number one would be.
Speaker 6: As busy as he is, just not responding too. Like
Speaker 6: I'm like, hey man, we're good friends, we're literal business partners.
Speaker 1: And I've called you and texted you for four days.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm like yeah, no, yeah, Like I've been around
Speaker 6: you when other people and I see how you I'm like,
Speaker 6: don't fucking answer me, my bad?
Speaker 1: So that would that fucking irritates the ship out of me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever, dude, I know what, I know how
Speaker 1: you do this? Like pick up the fucking phone, text
Speaker 1: me back that you can't talk simple enough? So that
Speaker 1: makes me crazy? What else makes me crazy about him.
Speaker 6: He uh, he will, oh yeah, he just won't like
Speaker 6: consider anybody else's emotions in the room.
Speaker 1: So like he'll come in and I'll be like, and.
Speaker 6: He's like yelling at you know, somebody on the staff,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, buddy, buddy, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like what, I go, yeah, but he feels this way.
Speaker 1: But I'll give I'll give him credit. When you point
Speaker 1: that stuff out to him, he'll be like, you're right,
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, the dove, I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 1: think about how you might have felt this.
Speaker 6: It's literally like you're raising kids, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: like your dad, and you're just like, yeah, but your
Speaker 6: brother feels this way.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, okay, good point. Point. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: get a little ahead. Yeah, I do give him credit.
Speaker 6: He gets very he gets like he gets so fucking
Speaker 6: like fired up in the moments of like fun, because
Speaker 6: he his whole thing is like how can I make
Speaker 6: something more? Like he wants every moment to be like
Speaker 6: if he came in here, he's like, let's make this
Speaker 6: the best podcast in the history of podcast Like yeah, right,
Speaker 6: like he must have. He wants to manufacture fun, even
Speaker 6: if it's like, you know, like it can't. He doesn't
Speaker 6: want to have like an okay day. Every time you
Speaker 6: go like, how was last night? Saying it was the
Speaker 6: best night in my life? And I go, I know
Speaker 6: it wasn't.
Speaker 1: And he's like what.
Speaker 6: I go, Well, if it was the best night, like
Speaker 6: you've said, it's been the best night in your life
Speaker 6: five hundred times, so which one is it? Like most
Speaker 6: people have an epic experience. You I go, you had dinner,
Speaker 6: you told me it's best dinner you've ever had in
Speaker 6: your life. You had the best coffee you ever had
Speaker 6: in your life. This morning, the show was the best night.
Speaker 6: He goes, okay, or sometimes I embellished and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 6: quite a bit. So your bird voice is self funny.
Speaker 6: It's like he but you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 6: he really and I actually a lot of that is
Speaker 6: tied to the to like booze and like he's know,
Speaker 6: he's the party guy, because like the party guy wants
Speaker 6: the party to go on, right. Like one time we
Speaker 6: hung out. I mean I'm not a big drinker, and
Speaker 6: we had a couple drinks and I was like and
Speaker 6: it was it was like midnight. We were at this hotel.
Speaker 6: I was like, all right, like I'm gonna go to bed.
Speaker 1: He goes, what I go? I want to go to bed?
Speaker 1: He goes, Why I go? Cuz it's fucking midnight and
Speaker 1: I've had a few drinks and I'm tired. He's like,
Speaker 1: don't you want this feeling to keep going? What feeling?
Speaker 1: He's like, just like that a buzz, Like don't you
Speaker 1: want to just not stop? And I was like no,
Speaker 1: I wanted to put my head on a fucking pillow
Speaker 1: and sleep, Like are you crazy? And he's like, I
Speaker 1: just want this to never end. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: not a healthy thought. Fucking this shit will never end.
Speaker 6: But then he actually he's not lying about that, like
Speaker 6: that is you know what I mean? Like yeah, and
Speaker 6: so like it has two sides, because the upside is
Speaker 6: that he makes most things more fun. He just comes
Speaker 6: in and you're like, oh shit, like a party just
Speaker 6: came into the room. Like he's a literal party now.
Speaker 6: By the way, he's in the last.
Speaker 1: Year since he's like really like I don't know, exploded
Speaker 1: in popularity or whatever.
Speaker 6: Every time I see him, there's like eight people with him.
Speaker 6: I'm like, who the fuck are all these people? He's
Speaker 6: an entourage now, like he's like, this is my camera guy,
Speaker 6: this is my sound guy. I'm like what he never
Speaker 6: like he just rolls in solo anymore.
Speaker 1: It's a party. It's a party where he goes yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they keep the party going. Seems exhausting, but
Speaker 1: also be on the receiving end of it. Every time
Speaker 1: Bert walks into a room, you're like, fuck, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, I'm so happy he's here because he's such
Speaker 1: a good time. And the thing about Bert is when
Speaker 1: you see him and you talk to him a minute,
Speaker 1: two minutes, you literally walk away going I feel like
Speaker 1: we're best friends. Like man, I'm like, I think we
Speaker 1: passed tom as this. Yeah, no, he does. He's very
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. He's very sincere. He's very sincere.
Speaker 6: And he doesn't do like he doesn't do like uh yeah,
Speaker 6: like I could to see you like he's he's not
Speaker 6: like that. He's he's like a look into your eyes
Speaker 6: and like this means so much to me. He likes community,
Speaker 6: you know, he's he is a frat guy. Frat guy
Speaker 6: has like a negative connotation. The positive of it is
Speaker 6: like if you wanted to find the positive in that
Speaker 6: is somebody who like wants like a friendship fraternity to exist.
Speaker 6: So like he goes, let's all, why don't we all
Speaker 6: just be friends and like hang out, like let's make
Speaker 6: this fun. And I'm just like what, I want to
Speaker 6: go be alone. Like He's like, no, come on, Like
Speaker 6: he's always like, come join us, and like, you know, like.
Speaker 1: That's as an observer, it's he Hays have a very
Speaker 1: interesting dynamic. Heys are both hilarious individuals in their own way,
Speaker 1: but it's interesting to see how I mean, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: you guys are best friends. Would you call me your
Speaker 1: best friend? Yeah, we're Yes, we're best friends.
Speaker 6: And he's like, you know, it is a it is
Speaker 6: a balance. Like part of the reason I think that
Speaker 6: it works for us is that I thoroughly enjoy him.
Speaker 6: Like a lot of people are like, how do you
Speaker 6: put up with this fucking lunatic? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 6: but I enjoy Like he entertains the shit out of me.
Speaker 1: I find him.
Speaker 6: One of the first times we ever took a road
Speaker 6: trip together is like years ago, and we drove up
Speaker 6: to Sacramento and we're driving back down from LA I
Speaker 6: mean it's like hours drive. I forget how many hours
Speaker 6: it is. And then on the way back from Sacramento,
Speaker 6: he goes, you know, you don't say much. And I
Speaker 6: was like, you haven't shut the fuck up. You haven't
Speaker 6: stopped talking, and he goes, yeah, that chucks out, that
Speaker 6: checks out. But the thing is I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: but I'm I go. I just literally I would ask
Speaker 6: him a question. He would talk for thirty minutes straight,
Speaker 6: and then I ask him one more question. An hour
Speaker 6: has gone by with him just I mean, he's just talked,
Speaker 6: talked about. But I enjoy him, like I enjoy his company.
Speaker 6: And then he thinks that I'm fucking weird, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: I don't think I'm weird. I think I'm pretty much
Speaker 6: like the voice of reason and you're fucking crazy, but
Speaker 6: I enjoy your craziness.
Speaker 1: I know we got to let you go because people
Speaker 1: are he's getting text people are open the door, right,
Speaker 1: But sledgehammer, sledgehammer, of all the specials you've done, what
Speaker 1: makes you so proud of the special I.
Speaker 6: Mean, look, I don't know if this is something that
Speaker 6: will always happen, Like for me, it's like so clearly
Speaker 6: for me, the like my what I'm most proud of
Speaker 6: I toured for usually I was on a two year turnaround,
Speaker 6: right and I felt I was felt fine about that,
Speaker 6: like meaning like I would shoot a special, start working
Speaker 6: on something new. Two years would go by and I'd
Speaker 6: shoot another one and put it out And Pandemic contributed
Speaker 6: to this, But it was three years and I just
Speaker 6: felt like it got It's so much better, It's so
Speaker 6: much tighter. I became a better performer, Like I just
Speaker 6: I like the special so much more. And you know,
Speaker 6: I just felt like it's a more like you always
Speaker 6: want to get bet or instant, you know, so.
Speaker 1: You just like it feels like.
Speaker 6: Like whatever you know evolved, like I've evolved as a
Speaker 6: person as a comic. It's like it's more personal to
Speaker 6: me because like my dad died during it and we
Speaker 6: were very close, and I talk about it, even though
Speaker 6: I make jokes about it obviously, but so like it's
Speaker 6: stuff that is like, you know, it's more emotional for
Speaker 6: me as much as it's not like an emotional thing
Speaker 6: to watch. It's like all that to me was like
Speaker 6: and it's a huge tour, like the culmination of a
Speaker 6: of a twenty one month tour.
Speaker 1: Is this special? So to me. It's like, as you know,
Speaker 1: it was the most fun I've ever had shooting a
Speaker 1: special like by far. And I don't know, man, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, it's been out for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: It's number one on Netflix. It's the number one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got it. Yeah, that's pretty cool feeling. So we
Speaker 1: see your Instagram?
Speaker 6: No no, but I mean like there's like an article
Speaker 6: today of like how it dethroned that Henry Cavillish the
Speaker 6: Witch or whatever.
Speaker 1: So you know I did see that, you know when
Speaker 1: I saw that my insta Instagram.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, and I mean I was like, I was like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 6: They're like, do you want to post this? I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: of course, throw that up there multiple times.
Speaker 1: And the guy was so the guy that was so
Speaker 1: sassy who wrote it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was like, apparently this guy has five specials apparently,
Speaker 6: like it's not like you can't find it. Like I
Speaker 6: don't even know how to try to verify this, but
Speaker 6: apparently this guy has five specials on Netflix and apparently
Speaker 6: people are watching it. And I'm like, all right, man,
Speaker 6: that ship to me is fun, but it's honestly, it's
Speaker 6: not even about It's not about that it's about that.
Speaker 6: Like I feel like when you do a special, it's
Speaker 6: like when you're you're you've been in a kitchen, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean, Like you've been making something and
Speaker 6: you go, yeah, and you are you are excited. I
Speaker 6: don't believe anybody that isn't excited for people to like,
Speaker 6: try it right and yes, some people go this tastes
Speaker 6: like ship, but a lot of people enjoy it and
Speaker 6: then you go, well that feels good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, thank you. This is an honor.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: I'm super I'm sorry I couldn't make it to what
Speaker 1: would have been a horrific experience at the you're coming in,
Speaker 1: you're coming to You don't be a ref you can
Speaker 1: be a rough next year.
Speaker 4: You don't know.
Speaker 1: Actually I might be fucking jack. Fuck you guys up, dude,
Speaker 1: we didn't get to talk about it, but you looked
Speaker 1: really good. You've lost a lot away, right, he's got
Speaker 1: the what's it called the shorthad. He's got a short
Speaker 1: head bicep. Short heads, short heads play if we played them.
Speaker 1: You need the short heads. Long heads take longer to develop.
Speaker 1: That'll look as good talk. You got a good peek,
Speaker 1: got good physic. You guys, come on, you fueled up
Speaker 1: nicely since your basketball incident. Thanks brother, Thanks, I'll see
Speaker 1: you in the pool next year. No question you will
Speaker 1: be more injured. Hey, have a great day. Big hugs,
Speaker 1: tiny kiss. Thanks, Thanks so much,