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Speaker 1: Looking Jubiles, second Dato Date. I always start off these
Speaker 1: second date updates by giving you a little information about
Speaker 1: the email that the person sent. Who wants to call somebody? Okay,
Speaker 1: well today I'm going to start it by giving you
Speaker 1: some information about the things they didn't say in their email. Katie,
Speaker 1: who was on the phone to do a second date
Speaker 1: update right now, didn't say anything about having a relationship
Speaker 1: with another woman before. What did she have? I don't know.
Speaker 1: She left it out of her email. Just making stuff
Speaker 1: up of things that could be a possibility, Katie, I
Speaker 1: noticed that your email didn't mention anything about that at all.
Speaker 1: What yeah, exactly, Katie? And your reason why you left
Speaker 1: that out? You talk? I don't know, just wondering why
Speaker 1: you left that out of your email, Katie. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: help fantasizing freak right Well, I was just just wondering. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get onto the second day update then. I guess
Speaker 1: I like Katie already. I'm gonna give you that important information. Katie.
Speaker 1: You emailed us about a guy named Dennis. So why
Speaker 1: don't you tell us what your email did say then,
Speaker 1: since everybody now knows what it didn't say. Whatever. So
Speaker 1: your email was about a guy named Dennis. Where'd you
Speaker 1: meet Dennis? Well, we met through a dating app. Um,
Speaker 1: I really really liked Dennis. Okay, And why'd you like
Speaker 1: Dennis so much? You look like you know, you did
Speaker 1: all the gentlemen things. Opened up my door, pull out
Speaker 1: my chair, push it in. I did not expect you
Speaker 1: to say polite after I met him on a dating app.
Speaker 1: I thought, for sure, you're gonna go with hot or
Speaker 1: big package or yeah, of course for attracted to him.
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't both gone on a date with him.
Speaker 1: He was hot. Yeah, yeah, it's tall, I got a
Speaker 1: great smile, dimple, super sexty. Okay, and what did you
Speaker 1: guys do for your date? We went out for drinks.
Speaker 1: I suggested this place by my house I haven't been
Speaker 1: to before, and it was kind of expensive. He paid
Speaker 1: for everything, you know, and another reason to like the dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I even offered to pay for like the
Speaker 1: tip and he wouldn't run me. So can I ask you?
Speaker 1: Were you kind of planning ahead for a hook up
Speaker 1: since you picked a place close to your house? I
Speaker 1: did say it's a dating app, right, I mean that
Speaker 1: would have been my game plan if I was in
Speaker 1: your situation and I picked a bar. I wasn't planning
Speaker 1: on it, but I wasn't against it either. So yeah,
Speaker 1: your email did say that you guys went back to
Speaker 1: your place. Was that? Yeah? His suggestion or your suggestion? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: it was my suggestion. I lived there, all right? And
Speaker 1: how did everything go? Put it on the table, and
Speaker 1: how did everything go once you got back to your place? Honestly,
Speaker 1: it didn't go as well as i'd hope. Okay, So
Speaker 1: that means he I am guessing, did not stay the night. No, No,
Speaker 1: he didn't stay the night. That's sad to hear. Well,
Speaker 1: what did happen? Why are you guys laughing? It's funny?
Speaker 1: What happened? Oh, we started watching a movie, We had
Speaker 1: some more drinks. You were talking with my dog, would
Speaker 1: you say, talking with your dog? Oh? Yeah, yeah, my
Speaker 1: dog talks. Do you mean your dog actually talks like
Speaker 1: human language? My dog tries to speak a human language. Yes.
Speaker 1: I like how you just nonchalantly threw that into the
Speaker 1: list of other things that happened to the night. Do
Speaker 1: other people hear your dog talk or just do you
Speaker 1: want to hear him talk? Yeah? I love to hear
Speaker 1: him talk. I can make him say I love you.
Speaker 1: If you want to hear it. Why, Yeah, I'd love
Speaker 1: to hear that. So cool? Are you a baby? I
Speaker 1: love it? I love Okay, Oh my god, that is
Speaker 1: an amazing dog trick. I will give you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard your dog tell me to go kill my neighbors.
Speaker 1: I heard, I heard I love you. But apparently, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. So you spent your time doing that with
Speaker 1: your dog on your day. I love him. He loves
Speaker 1: you too, obviously. Can we just have the dog to
Speaker 1: the rest of the second date up? David said, so,
Speaker 1: so did he seem to like that? What did he
Speaker 1: enjoy talking to your dog? I think everybody does? Cute
Speaker 1: cut So I mean after you talk to your dog,
Speaker 1: is that when he left? Or no, I don't know
Speaker 1: he split. We were talking to my dogs for a while.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard from him then, was it I've been
Speaker 1: trying to reach him? Was it like abrupt did he
Speaker 1: just get up and leave or did you guys kiss
Speaker 1: hug anything? We didn't even kiss. How did he act
Speaker 1: when he was leaving as he had to go or something?
Speaker 1: And he just got up in the just like a
Speaker 1: really constipated face. I'm just super confused as to why
Speaker 1: he's not called me back. We had a good day.
Speaker 1: I need your help. See okay, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call him and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Keep that dog handy looking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. And all of the second date updates
Speaker 1: we've done, We've had people describe being left in various ways,
Speaker 1: like somebody got cold and then wouldn't talk to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody was just short and then left. We've never had
Speaker 1: anybody's say that somebody left as if they needed to
Speaker 1: poop really bad. And that's what Katie says her date did.
Speaker 1: She described him as leaving so quickly it was like
Speaker 1: he had to poop real bad. It's such a vivid description.
Speaker 1: Though they met on tender, they went out to a
Speaker 1: bar and went back to her place, played with her
Speaker 1: dog a little bit, and then that's when she said
Speaker 1: he got up as if he had to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and just took off, and she hasn't heard
Speaker 1: from him since, Katie. He might have had ibs. He
Speaker 1: could still be going. Are you ready to give him
Speaker 1: a call? Yes? Are you? Are you nervous? Nervous? I'm
Speaker 1: just a little confused. Okay, Okay, Well let's call this
Speaker 1: guy and find out what happened. Okay, And if it's
Speaker 1: really Echoy, we know where he is. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: very good point. Here we go. Hello, Hi, I was
Speaker 1: looking for Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh, Okay,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of the show? Before? The show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The show? You ever heard of it? It sounds like
Speaker 1: he's real familiar. What's the show? The show is called
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling today. They asked if we could
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and ask you a few questions.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? We do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show it's called the second Date Update. So you
Speaker 1: recently went out on a date with somebody and now
Speaker 1: you're not calling them back? So they asked us if
Speaker 1: we could talk to you and find out the reason.
Speaker 1: Have you been out on a lot of dates in
Speaker 1: the past couple of weeks? I mean I've been on
Speaker 1: a couple Have you been on any dates with a
Speaker 1: girl named Katie? Oh? God, all right, yeah, you definitely
Speaker 1: remember Katie. Yeah. Well, Katie is the one who wanted
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone to find out
Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back. Look, I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in seeing her again. Yeah, she kind of figured that
Speaker 1: because you haven't been responding to any of her phone calls.
Speaker 1: But do you mind telling us why. You gotta understand
Speaker 1: how confusing it be for a guy to come back
Speaker 1: to your place and then split with no reason at all.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? Oh, that's because we talked
Speaker 1: to Katie about your date. She said that you guys
Speaker 1: met on tender and then went to a bar, went
Speaker 1: back to her place to watch a movie, hung out
Speaker 1: with her and her dog, and then in the middle
Speaker 1: of it, this is how she described you leaving. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can tell me if this is sure or not.
Speaker 1: She said, you jumped up and left as if you
Speaker 1: had to poop real bad. That's an understatement. To the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I didn't have to go to the bathroom, no, but
Speaker 1: oh I needed to get out of there. Why do
Speaker 1: you need to leave so bad? I honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: even really know how to describe it. It was probably
Speaker 1: the weirdest state of my life. Is a bold statement, sir,
Speaker 1: It is a bold statement. What was so weird about it?
Speaker 1: Everything was normal in the beginning. We went on the dates.
Speaker 1: She was cute, she was attractive, but I guess like
Speaker 1: looks hired the crazy. Um. She invited me back to
Speaker 1: her place, and I was like, all right, you know
Speaker 1: some things are gonna happen. Good night. She was. She
Speaker 1: actually told us she was thinking the same thing and
Speaker 1: that's why she was surprised you left. Well, I was
Speaker 1: thinking that until a couple more events unfolded. Um. We
Speaker 1: got to her place. We're watching a movie. It was nice.
Speaker 1: We were having nice huple extra drinks, and then I
Speaker 1: was just sitting there hurt. This this like tiny like
Speaker 1: rodent dog that she has like ran in and like
Speaker 1: crawled on her and started being like super jumpy and crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm like cool, everyone has dogs. Everyone has And then yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us about that. She said that you guys
Speaker 1: hung out and like her dog knows how to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what she did. Like, she started saying like, do
Speaker 1: you want to hear my dog talk? And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm not going to say no because I'm on
Speaker 1: a date and rude her place. Yeah, so you're pretty
Speaker 1: much saying yes to almost anything at this point. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then she's saying like, my dog can say I
Speaker 1: love you, and I was like, okay, prove it. And
Speaker 1: then she was like, here, I love you. And then
Speaker 1: the dog was making weird sounds that I guess sounded
Speaker 1: like words cool. Everyone has tricks with their dogs. It
Speaker 1: was fun, that's not that's not crazy, too weird, And
Speaker 1: then the dog jumps down, and so the dog starts
Speaker 1: like humping my leg. Yeah it happened. I'm willing to
Speaker 1: forgive it. But she kept being like no, but that's
Speaker 1: all she was saying. It was no, Like the dog
Speaker 1: wasn't stopping. No, So you were getting you were getting
Speaker 1: humped by the wrong thing, getting humped by the wrong
Speaker 1: thing in the room. I mean, why is that so uncomfortable? Though?
Speaker 1: A little teacup sized dog is humping your leg? I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean we're not at the end of the story yet.
Speaker 1: So the dog was helping my leg. And then this
Speaker 1: is where it gets really really bizarre, Like this is
Speaker 1: where we reached the point of no return. Here she
Speaker 1: moves her legs forward. Oh my god, I can't believe this,
Speaker 1: and then she encourages the dog to hump her leg
Speaker 1: instead of mine. Yeah, it gets worse. So the dog
Speaker 1: starts kind of going to town on her leg and
Speaker 1: she starts encouraging it. What do you humping her leg?
Speaker 1: And she's like, a good girl. That's a good girl.
Speaker 1: And I give her this look and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: don't worry. Once she finishes, it'll be better. In order
Speaker 1: to get the dog off of you, she offered up
Speaker 1: her leg instead and let the dog do it. Stay
Speaker 1: did it get it? In order to get the job
Speaker 1: off of me, she let the dog get off on her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how long did this take? I'm freaking
Speaker 1: out at your story right now. Keep in mind, the
Speaker 1: entire time this is happening, the movie was still going,
Speaker 1: like we're still supposed to be on this like date.
Speaker 1: And she says to me, she actually says, just keep
Speaker 1: watching the movie and don't pay attention to the dogs,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like being like come on, good girl,
Speaker 1: good girl. Yeah, that's it, And she's borderline like dirty
Speaker 1: talking this dog. What she wanted the dog to finish,
Speaker 1: so it stopped bringing you guys, So you guys start
Speaker 1: doing some words. I'm sorry, Like first off, wood dog
Speaker 1: understands the dirty talking enough to like have that to
Speaker 1: something that helps to get there, and too, why is
Speaker 1: that a decision you whatever? Like why is that a
Speaker 1: training tool for your day? Oh my god, what did
Speaker 1: you say to her? Did you say anything? What am
Speaker 1: I supposed to say? I just like laser eye at
Speaker 1: the television and were just this whole thing would end.
Speaker 1: I just think she's sitting there with your hands at
Speaker 1: your side, trying to look at anything but her and
Speaker 1: the dog. But then the dog like in like it's final,
Speaker 1: like weird heave of energy finishes and I'm like like
Speaker 1: heart is pounding, like I cannot, I'm freaking out. And
Speaker 1: then the dog jumps up on her lap and then
Speaker 1: like since starts like licking her face like her and
Speaker 1: the dog were having like relations, God, a moment. They
Speaker 1: were having a moment like the dogs thank you so much.
Speaker 1: It was like the dog was about to roll over
Speaker 1: and have a cigarette. At this point, they were having
Speaker 1: a moment. They were having like and I was clearly
Speaker 1: not supposed to be there, and then she was like
Speaker 1: saying I love you afterwards, and then Dog was making
Speaker 1: the weird I love you sound. How do you even
Speaker 1: make it that far? I would have been gone before
Speaker 1: that could happen. I listen. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: stayed there, or like even how long it took, but
Speaker 1: I felt like a deer in headlights and I couldn't
Speaker 1: even move. That is such a strange, strange incident. I
Speaker 1: hate to do this to you because you might feel
Speaker 1: like a deer in headlights again. But Katie is actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening to this conversation and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I'm sorry, what, Yeah, Katie, are
Speaker 1: you there or have you hung up? No? You're overreacting, Dennis. Obviously,
Speaker 1: you guys aren't dog people. Who what kind of dog
Speaker 1: person are you? I'm even really loved my dog. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you don't have dogs. Maybe you just don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sorry. Are you seriously like trying
Speaker 1: to justify what happened and what I had to go through? Look?
Speaker 1: If I didn't let her finished, she would have been
Speaker 1: bugging us all night. So you were doing, Dennis a
Speaker 1: favorite a normal dog person. Get a water bottle, squirt it,
Speaker 1: put it in a back bedroom, make it stopped. Your
Speaker 1: dog is stuffed animal, My dog, my kid, and I
Speaker 1: take care of my kids. Yeah that is you gotta
Speaker 1: make it weird. I don't think we're the ones making
Speaker 1: it weird. We're definitely not the one ring here weird.
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched like the Dog Whisperer or any
Speaker 1: sort of like Animal Planet show? Nowhere will you see
Speaker 1: it encouraging a dog to hump your leg and then
Speaker 1: you don't know my dog? Okay, I'm not gonna spray water,
Speaker 1: yelling my dog or kicker off me because it's inhumane
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to be doing that to my
Speaker 1: pretty You know what, Maybe that's it, Katie. You're a
Speaker 1: better dog owner than all of us. I don't personally
Speaker 1: own a dog, but any dog owner listening right now,
Speaker 1: I think that you're a better dog owner than they are. No, Dennis,
Speaker 1: I'd like to ask you this question, and I'm hoping
Speaker 1: you'll say yes. Would you like to go out on
Speaker 1: a second date with Katie, I will pay for the day. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. I will actually retract everything I said. I
Speaker 1: not want to see this guy again just because he
Speaker 1: got weirded out because you let your dog hump your leg.
Speaker 1: He's not the person I thought he was. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Sorry Dennis. Maybe you don't know this, but as soon
Speaker 1: as she was finished, maybe you would have gotten some
Speaker 1: action to Katie, what's your dog's name. Her name is Tucca. Tucca, Dennis,
Speaker 1: you could have had Tucca sloppy seconds broken Jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning,