WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Her Dog Says I Love You

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<v Speaker 1>Looking Jubiles, second Dato Date. I always start off these

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<v Speaker 1>second date updates by giving you a little information about

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<v Speaker 1>the email that the person sent. Who wants to call somebody? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well today I'm going to start it by giving you

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<v Speaker 1>some information about the things they didn't say in their email. Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>who was on the phone to do a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update right now, didn't say anything about having a relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with another woman before. What did she have? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>She left it out of her email. Just making stuff

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<v Speaker 1>up of things that could be a possibility, Katie, I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that your email didn't mention anything about that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>What yeah, exactly, Katie? And your reason why you left

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<v Speaker 1>that out? You talk? I don't know, just wondering why

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<v Speaker 1>you left that out of your email, Katie. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>help fantasizing freak right Well, I was just just wondering. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get onto the second day update then. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I like Katie already. I'm gonna give you that important information. Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>You emailed us about a guy named Dennis. So why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you tell us what your email did say then,

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<v Speaker 1>since everybody now knows what it didn't say. Whatever. So

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<v Speaker 1>your email was about a guy named Dennis. Where'd you

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<v Speaker 1>meet Dennis? Well, we met through a dating app. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I really really liked Dennis. Okay, And why'd you like

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<v Speaker 1>Dennis so much? You look like you know, you did

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<v Speaker 1>all the gentlemen things. Opened up my door, pull out

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<v Speaker 1>my chair, push it in. I did not expect you

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<v Speaker 1>to say polite after I met him on a dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, for sure, you're gonna go with hot or

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<v Speaker 1>big package or yeah, of course for attracted to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I wouldn't both gone on a date with him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was hot. Yeah, yeah, it's tall, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>great smile, dimple, super sexty. Okay, and what did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do for your date? We went out for drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>I suggested this place by my house I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>to before, and it was kind of expensive. He paid

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<v Speaker 1>for everything, you know, and another reason to like the dude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I even offered to pay for like the

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<v Speaker 1>tip and he wouldn't run me. So can I ask you?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you kind of planning ahead for a hook up

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<v Speaker 1>since you picked a place close to your house? I

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<v Speaker 1>did say it's a dating app, right, I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>would have been my game plan if I was in

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<v Speaker 1>your situation and I picked a bar. I wasn't planning

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<v Speaker 1>on it, but I wasn't against it either. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your email did say that you guys went back to

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<v Speaker 1>your place. Was that? Yeah? His suggestion or your suggestion? Oh? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it was my suggestion. I lived there, all right? And

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<v Speaker 1>how did everything go? Put it on the table, and

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<v Speaker 1>how did everything go once you got back to your place? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't go as well as i'd hope. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>that means he I am guessing, did not stay the night. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't stay the night. That's sad to hear. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what did happen? Why are you guys laughing? It's funny?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Oh, we started watching a movie, We had

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<v Speaker 1>some more drinks. You were talking with my dog, would

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<v Speaker 1>you say, talking with your dog? Oh? Yeah, yeah, my

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<v Speaker 1>dog talks. Do you mean your dog actually talks like

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<v Speaker 1>human language? My dog tries to speak a human language. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how you just nonchalantly threw that into the

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<v Speaker 1>list of other things that happened to the night. Do

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<v Speaker 1>other people hear your dog talk or just do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear him talk? Yeah? I love to hear

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<v Speaker 1>him talk. I can make him say I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to hear it. Why, Yeah, I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to hear that. So cool? Are you a baby? I

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<v Speaker 1>love it? I love Okay, Oh my god, that is

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing dog trick. I will give you that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard your dog tell me to go kill my neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard, I heard I love you. But apparently, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. So you spent your time doing that with

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<v Speaker 1>your dog on your day. I love him. He loves

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<v Speaker 1>you too, obviously. Can we just have the dog to

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the second date up? David said, so,

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<v Speaker 1>so did he seem to like that? What did he

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy talking to your dog? I think everybody does? Cute

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<v Speaker 1>cut So I mean after you talk to your dog,

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<v Speaker 1>is that when he left? Or no, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>he split. We were talking to my dogs for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard from him then, was it I've been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach him? Was it like abrupt did he

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<v Speaker 1>just get up and leave or did you guys kiss

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<v Speaker 1>hug anything? We didn't even kiss. How did he act

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<v Speaker 1>when he was leaving as he had to go or something?

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<v Speaker 1>And he just got up in the just like a

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<v Speaker 1>really constipated face. I'm just super confused as to why

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<v Speaker 1>he's not called me back. We had a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>I need your help. See okay, well we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call him and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you. Keep that dog handy looking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. And all of the second date updates

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<v Speaker 1>we've done, We've had people describe being left in various ways,

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<v Speaker 1>like somebody got cold and then wouldn't talk to him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody was just short and then left. We've never had

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<v Speaker 1>anybody's say that somebody left as if they needed to

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<v Speaker 1>poop really bad. And that's what Katie says her date did.

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<v Speaker 1>She described him as leaving so quickly it was like

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<v Speaker 1>he had to poop real bad. It's such a vivid description.

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<v Speaker 1>Though they met on tender, they went out to a

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<v Speaker 1>bar and went back to her place, played with her

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<v Speaker 1>dog a little bit, and then that's when she said

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<v Speaker 1>he got up as if he had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and just took off, and she hasn't heard

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<v Speaker 1>from him since, Katie. He might have had ibs. He

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<v Speaker 1>could still be going. Are you ready to give him

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<v Speaker 1>a call? Yes? Are you? Are you nervous? Nervous? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just a little confused. Okay, Okay, Well let's call this

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<v Speaker 1>guy and find out what happened. Okay, And if it's

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<v Speaker 1>really Echoy, we know where he is. Yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>very good point. Here we go. Hello, Hi, I was

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<v Speaker 1>looking for Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever heard of the show? Before? The show? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The show? You ever heard of it? It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>he's real familiar. What's the show? The show is called

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I'm calling today. They asked if we could

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and ask you a few questions.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? We do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>our show it's called the second Date Update. So you

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<v Speaker 1>recently went out on a date with somebody and now

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling them back? So they asked us if

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<v Speaker 1>we could talk to you and find out the reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been out on a lot of dates in

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<v Speaker 1>the past couple of weeks? I mean I've been on

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<v Speaker 1>a couple Have you been on any dates with a

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Katie? Oh? God, all right, yeah, you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>remember Katie. Yeah. Well, Katie is the one who wanted

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<v Speaker 1>us to get you on the phone to find out

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<v Speaker 1>why you're not calling her back. Look, I'm not interested

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<v Speaker 1>in seeing her again. Yeah, she kind of figured that

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<v Speaker 1>because you haven't been responding to any of her phone calls.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you mind telling us why. You gotta understand

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<v Speaker 1>how confusing it be for a guy to come back

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<v Speaker 1>to your place and then split with no reason at all.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know that? Oh, that's because we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to Katie about your date. She said that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>met on tender and then went to a bar, went

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<v Speaker 1>back to her place to watch a movie, hung out

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<v Speaker 1>with her and her dog, and then in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of it, this is how she described you leaving. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you can tell me if this is sure or not.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, you jumped up and left as if you

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<v Speaker 1>had to poop real bad. That's an understatement. To the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have to go to the bathroom, no, but

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<v Speaker 1>oh I needed to get out of there. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>you need to leave so bad? I honestly, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even really know how to describe it. It was probably

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<v Speaker 1>the weirdest state of my life. Is a bold statement, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>It is a bold statement. What was so weird about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything was normal in the beginning. We went on the dates.

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<v Speaker 1>She was cute, she was attractive, but I guess like

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<v Speaker 1>looks hired the crazy. Um. She invited me back to

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<v Speaker 1>her place, and I was like, all right, you know

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<v Speaker 1>some things are gonna happen. Good night. She was. She

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<v Speaker 1>actually told us she was thinking the same thing and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she was surprised you left. Well, I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that until a couple more events unfolded. Um. We

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<v Speaker 1>got to her place. We're watching a movie. It was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>We were having nice huple extra drinks, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>was just sitting there hurt. This this like tiny like

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<v Speaker 1>rodent dog that she has like ran in and like

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<v Speaker 1>crawled on her and started being like super jumpy and crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like cool, everyone has dogs. Everyone has And then yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she told us about that. She said that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>hung out and like her dog knows how to say. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what she did. Like, she started saying like, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to hear my dog talk? And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not going to say no because I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>a date and rude her place. Yeah, so you're pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much saying yes to almost anything at this point. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she's saying like, my dog can say I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, and I was like, okay, prove it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then she was like, here, I love you. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the dog was making weird sounds that I guess sounded

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<v Speaker 1>like words cool. Everyone has tricks with their dogs. It

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<v Speaker 1>was fun, that's not that's not crazy, too weird, And

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<v Speaker 1>then the dog jumps down, and so the dog starts

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<v Speaker 1>like humping my leg. Yeah it happened. I'm willing to

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<v Speaker 1>forgive it. But she kept being like no, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>all she was saying. It was no, Like the dog

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't stopping. No, So you were getting you were getting

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<v Speaker 1>humped by the wrong thing, getting humped by the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>thing in the room. I mean, why is that so uncomfortable? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>A little teacup sized dog is humping your leg? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we're not at the end of the story yet.

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<v Speaker 1>So the dog was helping my leg. And then this

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<v Speaker 1>is where it gets really really bizarre, Like this is

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<v Speaker 1>where we reached the point of no return. Here she

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<v Speaker 1>moves her legs forward. Oh my god, I can't believe this,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she encourages the dog to hump her leg

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<v Speaker 1>instead of mine. Yeah, it gets worse. So the dog

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<v Speaker 1>starts kind of going to town on her leg and

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<v Speaker 1>she starts encouraging it. What do you humping her leg?

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, a good girl. That's a good girl.

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<v Speaker 1>And I give her this look and she was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry. Once she finishes, it'll be better. In order

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<v Speaker 1>to get the dog off of you, she offered up

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<v Speaker 1>her leg instead and let the dog do it. Stay

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<v Speaker 1>did it get it? In order to get the job

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<v Speaker 1>off of me, she let the dog get off on her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, how long did this take? I'm freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out at your story right now. Keep in mind, the

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<v Speaker 1>entire time this is happening, the movie was still going,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're still supposed to be on this like date.

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<v Speaker 1>And she says to me, she actually says, just keep

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<v Speaker 1>watching the movie and don't pay attention to the dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, like being like come on, good girl,

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<v Speaker 1>good girl. Yeah, that's it, And she's borderline like dirty

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<v Speaker 1>talking this dog. What she wanted the dog to finish,

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<v Speaker 1>so it stopped bringing you guys, So you guys start

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<v Speaker 1>doing some words. I'm sorry, Like first off, wood dog

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<v Speaker 1>understands the dirty talking enough to like have that to

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<v Speaker 1>something that helps to get there, and too, why is

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<v Speaker 1>that a decision you whatever? Like why is that a

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<v Speaker 1>training tool for your day? Oh my god, what did

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<v Speaker 1>you say to her? Did you say anything? What am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to say? I just like laser eye at

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<v Speaker 1>the television and were just this whole thing would end.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think she's sitting there with your hands at

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<v Speaker 1>your side, trying to look at anything but her and

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<v Speaker 1>the dog. But then the dog like in like it's final,

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<v Speaker 1>like weird heave of energy finishes and I'm like like

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<v Speaker 1>heart is pounding, like I cannot, I'm freaking out. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the dog jumps up on her lap and then

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<v Speaker 1>like since starts like licking her face like her and

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<v Speaker 1>the dog were having like relations, God, a moment. They

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<v Speaker 1>were having a moment like the dogs thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the dog was about to roll over

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<v Speaker 1>and have a cigarette. At this point, they were having

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<v Speaker 1>a moment. They were having like and I was clearly

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<v Speaker 1>not supposed to be there, and then she was like

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<v Speaker 1>saying I love you afterwards, and then Dog was making

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<v Speaker 1>the weird I love you sound. How do you even

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<v Speaker 1>make it that far? I would have been gone before

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<v Speaker 1>that could happen. I listen. I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 1>stayed there, or like even how long it took, but

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like a deer in headlights and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even move. That is such a strange, strange incident. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate to do this to you because you might feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a deer in headlights again. But Katie is actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening to this conversation and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. I'm sorry, what, Yeah, Katie, are

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<v Speaker 1>you there or have you hung up? No? You're overreacting, Dennis. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys aren't dog people. Who what kind of dog

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<v Speaker 1>person are you? I'm even really loved my dog. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry you don't have dogs. Maybe you just don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm sorry. Are you seriously like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to justify what happened and what I had to go through? Look?

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<v Speaker 1>If I didn't let her finished, she would have been

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<v Speaker 1>bugging us all night. So you were doing, Dennis a

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<v Speaker 1>favorite a normal dog person. Get a water bottle, squirt it,

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<v Speaker 1>put it in a back bedroom, make it stopped. Your

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<v Speaker 1>dog is stuffed animal, My dog, my kid, and I

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<v Speaker 1>take care of my kids. Yeah that is you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>make it weird. I don't think we're the ones making

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<v Speaker 1>it weird. We're definitely not the one ring here weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever watched like the Dog Whisperer or any

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like Animal Planet show? Nowhere will you see

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<v Speaker 1>it encouraging a dog to hump your leg and then

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know my dog? Okay, I'm not gonna spray water,

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<v Speaker 1>yelling my dog or kicker off me because it's inhumane

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to be doing that to my

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<v Speaker 1>pretty You know what, Maybe that's it, Katie. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>better dog owner than all of us. I don't personally

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<v Speaker 1>own a dog, but any dog owner listening right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you're a better dog owner than they are. No, Dennis,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to ask you this question, and I'm hoping

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<v Speaker 1>you'll say yes. Would you like to go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with Katie, I will pay for the day. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I will actually retract everything I said. I

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<v Speaker 1>not want to see this guy again just because he

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<v Speaker 1>got weirded out because you let your dog hump your leg.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not the person I thought he was. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry Dennis. Maybe you don't know this, but as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as she was finished, maybe you would have gotten some

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<v Speaker 1>action to Katie, what's your dog's name. Her name is Tucca. Tucca, Dennis,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have had Tucca sloppy seconds broken Jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning,