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Speaker 1: Looking Jubiles, second Dato Date. I always start off these

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Speaker 1: second date updates by giving you a little information about

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Speaker 1: the email that the person sent. Who wants to call somebody? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well today I'm going to start it by giving you

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Speaker 1: some information about the things they didn't say in their email. Katie,

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Speaker 1: who was on the phone to do a second date

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Speaker 1: update right now, didn't say anything about having a relationship

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Speaker 1: with another woman before. What did she have? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She left it out of her email. Just making stuff

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Speaker 1: up of things that could be a possibility, Katie, I

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Speaker 1: noticed that your email didn't mention anything about that at all.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, exactly, Katie? And your reason why you left

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Speaker 1: that out? You talk? I don't know, just wondering why

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Speaker 1: you left that out of your email, Katie. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: help fantasizing freak right Well, I was just just wondering. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll get onto the second day update then. I guess

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Speaker 1: I like Katie already. I'm gonna give you that important information. Katie.

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Speaker 1: You emailed us about a guy named Dennis. So why

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Speaker 1: don't you tell us what your email did say then,

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Speaker 1: since everybody now knows what it didn't say. Whatever. So

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Speaker 1: your email was about a guy named Dennis. Where'd you

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Speaker 1: meet Dennis? Well, we met through a dating app. Um,

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Speaker 1: I really really liked Dennis. Okay, And why'd you like

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Speaker 1: Dennis so much? You look like you know, you did

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Speaker 1: all the gentlemen things. Opened up my door, pull out

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Speaker 1: my chair, push it in. I did not expect you

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Speaker 1: to say polite after I met him on a dating app.

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Speaker 1: I thought, for sure, you're gonna go with hot or

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Speaker 1: big package or yeah, of course for attracted to him.

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Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't both gone on a date with him.

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Speaker 1: He was hot. Yeah, yeah, it's tall, I got a

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Speaker 1: great smile, dimple, super sexty. Okay, and what did you

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Speaker 1: guys do for your date? We went out for drinks.

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Speaker 1: I suggested this place by my house I haven't been

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Speaker 1: I mean I even offered to pay for like the

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Speaker 1: Were you kind of planning ahead for a hook up

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Speaker 1: since you picked a place close to your house? I

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Speaker 1: did say it's a dating app, right, I mean that

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Speaker 1: would have been my game plan if I was in

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Speaker 1: your email did say that you guys went back to

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Speaker 1: your place. Was that? Yeah? His suggestion or your suggestion? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: it was my suggestion. I lived there, all right? And

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Speaker 1: how did everything go? Put it on the table, and

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Speaker 1: how did everything go once you got back to your place? Honestly,

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Speaker 1: it didn't go as well as i'd hope. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: that means he I am guessing, did not stay the night. No, No,

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Speaker 1: he didn't stay the night. That's sad to hear. Well,

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Speaker 1: what did happen? Why are you guys laughing? It's funny?

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Speaker 1: What happened? Oh, we started watching a movie, We had

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Speaker 1: some more drinks. You were talking with my dog, would

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Speaker 1: you say, talking with your dog? Oh? Yeah, yeah, my

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Speaker 1: dog talks. Do you mean your dog actually talks like

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Speaker 1: human language? My dog tries to speak a human language. Yes.

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Speaker 1: I like how you just nonchalantly threw that into the

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Speaker 1: list of other things that happened to the night. Do

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Speaker 1: other people hear your dog talk or just do you

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Speaker 1: want to hear him talk? Yeah? I love to hear

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Speaker 1: him talk. I can make him say I love you.

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Speaker 1: If you want to hear it. Why, Yeah, I'd love

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Speaker 1: I heard your dog tell me to go kill my neighbors.

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Speaker 1: that's awesome. So you spent your time doing that with

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Speaker 1: I need your help. See okay, well we'll play a song,

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Keep that dog handy looking jubil

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Speaker 1: in the morning. And all of the second date updates

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Speaker 1: really Echoy, we know where he is. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: very good point. Here we go. Hello, Hi, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, how are you? This is

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Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh, Okay,

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Speaker 1: have you ever heard of the show? Before? The show? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The show? You ever heard of it? It sounds like

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Speaker 1: he's real familiar. What's the show? The show is called

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show.

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Speaker 1: And one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling today. They asked if we could

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? We do a segment on

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Speaker 1: our show it's called the second Date Update. So you

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Speaker 1: girl named Katie? Oh? God, all right, yeah, you definitely

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Speaker 1: remember Katie. Yeah. Well, Katie is the one who wanted

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Speaker 1: how confusing it be for a guy to come back

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Speaker 1: How do you know that? Oh, that's because we talked

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Speaker 1: to Katie about your date. She said that you guys

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Speaker 1: of it, this is how she described you leaving. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the weirdest state of my life. Is a bold statement, sir,

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Speaker 1: It is a bold statement. What was so weird about it?

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Speaker 1: Everything was normal in the beginning. We went on the dates.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how long did this take? I'm freaking

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Speaker 1: you there or have you hung up? No? You're overreacting, Dennis. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: a second date with Katie, I will pay for the day. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Sorry Dennis. Maybe you don't know this, but as soon

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Speaker 1: action to Katie, what's your dog's name. Her name is Tucca. Tucca, Dennis,

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Speaker 1: you could have had Tucca sloppy seconds broken Jubil in

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Speaker 1: the morning,