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Speaker 1: Scott you ready.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm over caffeinated and ready to aloft.

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Speaker 3: I am oh yeah, not caffeinated and have a cold.

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Speaker 2: Here it is, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Boy, we're the only animals with chins and no one

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Speaker 3: knows why.

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Speaker 2: Is that true? I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't either. It's a good one.

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Speaker 2: That is a good one. We'll hold your heads up high, bananimals.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be a brand spanking new episode of

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast, doubled up its head.

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Speaker 3: Would you mind zillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe? Bana Bana.

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Speaker 1: Bana baby ba.

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Speaker 3: Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kurt Brown or I am banan Boy number two

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Speaker 2: Scotti Landis, and we're just so happy to have you

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Speaker 2: on the silliest little podcast there ever was. We're just

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Speaker 2: We're just your goofy distraction from the world outside.

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Speaker 1: Do you like my svelt sick voice?

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Speaker 2: Does it? I like it? I could tell you were

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Speaker 2: a little stuffed up? But these days, who isn't sick?

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Speaker 3: I had this cold is insane.

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Speaker 1: I've had a four days.

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Speaker 3: I've been testing for the for the the thing that

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Speaker 3: shall not be named right, and it's negative every time.

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Speaker 3: This is just a cold and it has knocked me

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Speaker 3: on my ass.

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Speaker 1: It is insane.

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Speaker 2: Do you think I don't know anything about anything when

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Speaker 2: it comes to medicine or science. But do you think

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Speaker 2: it's because for the last two years, all of us

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Speaker 2: have sort of not been getting sick the way we

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that we've just been inside and not exposed,

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Speaker 3: and then when the thing comes, it's like, oh, we

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Speaker 3: have no defenses against it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and swell. I hope you feel better soon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, buddy. I mean, like I'm it's a weird thing.

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Speaker 3: I can be functional, Like I cleaned out my entire garage.

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Speaker 3: I now no longer look like I'm speaking to you

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Speaker 3: from a storage container, and it's very exciting.

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Speaker 2: I do like how it seems specifically like straight straight

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Speaker 2: men when they get sick, they turn into little boys

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Speaker 2: and babies, like they just instantly fold into I think

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Speaker 2: like I have a lot of you know, we have

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Speaker 2: the world when he's sick. All other times, total stud mom.

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Speaker 3: I would love I would love to just become a

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Speaker 3: the weekend, just like full on kids kids, kids, maintaining kids,

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Speaker 3: keeping aliving, and Olive and Guss are doing uh, swimming lessons,

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Speaker 3: this crazy swim lesson things. Its eight days in a row.

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Speaker 3: Uh and then they just learned like it's the third

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Speaker 3: It's totally crazy, and it's amazing watching them like have confidence.

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Speaker 3: It is I'm learning, So I'm learning more. I've learned

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Speaker 3: more in three half hour sessions with this dude in

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Speaker 1: And it is good. It's been amazing.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to rep that person at some point.

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Speaker 2: You'll have to give that person a free like endorsement

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Speaker 2: on bananas for shoutouts or whatever, because that is a

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Speaker 2: useful thing. Oh man, I love that. Also, when I

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Speaker 2: We used to jump off the diving board at two

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Speaker 2: And they always have Michael Phelps and everybody else like

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Speaker 3: There's all of these like Silicon Valley bros who are

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Speaker 1: It does not help you know your dreams.

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Speaker 3: What it helps you is make you feel tired all

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Speaker 2: That's it. Yes, it makes you cancel your plans after work.

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Speaker 2: You're like, somebody's like, oh, do you mind if we

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: I had a funny thing the other night. I went

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Speaker 2: to a Dodgers game with Mikey Levano, so Matt Hobby

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Speaker 2: I was walking home by myself. I acknowledged my privilege.

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Speaker 2: And I was crossing through Griffith Park and there was

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Speaker 2: But also when you and I were middle schoolers or teenagers,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I like the idea that you're like

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Speaker 3: going like, oh man, I my penis is so big

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Speaker 3: it kept hurts this leg.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, unbeatable. I dare you to find something wrong with me.

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Speaker 2: So across them and they're, you know, they're drinking behind

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Speaker 3: Of that scotty ladness. Impeccable swimmer, very fast rugger.

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Speaker 2: That's all you need to know. That's why I've never

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Speaker 3: Didn't he burned you in such a beautiful, specific way.

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Speaker 2: Did it mind at all? Didn't hurt my feelings at all?

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Speaker 2: I have, you know, looking like SpongeBob, looking like steamboat.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't think I've ever talked

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that is cool.

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Speaker 3: So I started swimming around, and after about ten minutes,

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Speaker 2: Yes they did. But also you probably saved a couple

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Speaker 2: of Somebody was probably feeling a little insecure, Somebody probably

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Speaker 2: a little rest bit, a little pit stop, and you

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Speaker 2: gave them something else to focus on and think about

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Speaker 2: Loretta Lynn's pond.

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Speaker 3: Hello, this is a nice what a fog? And okay,

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Speaker 3: here it is. This is great. I'm a little out

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Speaker 3: of it. This cold is really it's cool. We're the

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Speaker 3: only animals with chins and no one knows why great.

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Speaker 3: This is sent in by Shannon on Instagram known as.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Shannon, mea two shakes. Thank you Shannon, Thank

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Speaker 1: you Shanon.

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Speaker 2: This is in the.

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Speaker 3: Atlantic and surprisingly isn't massively too long because every piece

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Speaker 3: of it is interesting. This is by Ed Yong, who

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Speaker 3: a creative opening from bobut.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's I just want the details. But here we go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, literally picturing every animal I can imagine right now,

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Speaker 3: They must have been there for some other reason before

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Speaker 2: Then they're not something else with a chin. I mean, like,

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Speaker 3: Pushed outs the chins are adaptations at all. He thinks

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Speaker 3: it's more likely that they are spandrels do you know

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Speaker 1: This is I've always wanted This is fascinating. I've always

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Speaker 3: Incidental features that have no benefits in themselves, but our

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Speaker 3: I see, for example, during human evolution, our faces shortened

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Speaker 3: U spandrels are very difficult to prove because you're just

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Speaker 3: What happened that left that last little bit sticking out? Basically,

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it too. And this is one of those

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Speaker 3: And the fact that nobody knows why makes it even

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Speaker 2: Yes, isn't there one that? Like they still don't understand

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Speaker 1: It's called Things We Don't Know About But We should.

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Speaker 3: Sleep is fascinating. I once did a podcast called Probably Science.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that you need it, you need food, you

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Speaker 1: I will stop being conscious. Let me decide to no

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Speaker 2: Okay, so insane, I know, And like for mattress salesman,

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Speaker 2: I love sleeping. I was always like a good sleeper

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Speaker 2: I am pumped for it. I was one of those

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Speaker 2: up all night and talk, that would watch another movie.

440
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 2: I was definitely one of the ones. I was like,

441
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: don't touch me, or I'll f you up, and then

442
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 2: they'd be like okay, and I would just go find

443
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 2: a place that was not primo real estate. That was

444
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 2: the other thing too, which really set me up for

445
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 2: being like a go hard later in life. And I

446
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 2: would like go find a laundry room or like a

447
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,439
Speaker 2: small thing at the end of the hall or at

448
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 2: the end of the sofa where there was a gap

449
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 2: between the wall and the sofa, and that's where I'd

450
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 2: set up shop. I would be like, I'm out of

451
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: the way, nobody's gonna step over me, nobody's gonna touch me.

452
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 2: And I never got messed with at sleepovers. Knock on wood, Yeah,

453
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 2: I don't.

454
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: Think I've ever got messed with sleepovers.

455
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: I mean I woke up with kids you know, penises

456
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 2: drawn on their face all the but like people dumb,

457
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 2: the buckets of water on people. This one party woke

458
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 2: up and they had somebody had just put like squeezed

459
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 2: mustard like sunglasses over kid's face and then filled them in,

460
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,880
Speaker 2: like you know, oh wow, youthful pranks that are mean

461
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 2: as hell, and yeah, you know, bullying sucks.

462
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 1: Anyways, youthful pranks.

463
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 2: Give it to me. Here's a little different one. I

464
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: found this myself and I was laughing. This was on Reddit.

465
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Speaker 2: This was under the subreddit a door relationship advice. Okay,

466
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 2: I think it was uploaded by adorable underscore physics four

467
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: four three one. I don't know if that's true. I

468
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 2: screenshoted it. I hope it's true. It kind of went

469
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 2: viral last week, so if you heard it, stick with me.

470
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 2: My boyfriend won't stop calling me Tony Pizza. I female

471
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 2: twenty one and my boyfriend, male twenty one currently live

472
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 2: together and have been together for about four months. To

473
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 2: explain why we are living together at the four month mark,

474
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 2: we started out as roommates, but then we started dating.

475
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 2: I have to say that my boyfriend has never been

476
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: good at pet names. Some early ones were little Stubster

477
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: drinking I almost sorry, little stubster and sour meat.

478
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 3: Is he?

479
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 2: I think he been really good, That's what I was saying.

480
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I've never heard either one of those before.

481
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 2: One of my for him, in comparison is little bird. Anyway,

482
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: two weeks ago, he starts calling me Tony Pizza. This

483
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 2: doesn't even make sense, and he uses it more often

484
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 2: than my actual name. He's obsessed it. Honestly bothers me

485
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 2: that he can't even bother to find a somewhat nice

486
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: nickname for me. I've had a couple of conversations with

487
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 2: him about it, but he says, you just can't think

488
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: of anything better. What do I do? Is this going

489
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 2: to become a bigger problem? Or should I even address

490
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 2: it again? I hate being Tony Pizza.

491
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Speaker 3: You guys, I've just I mean, I'm sure billions of

492
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 3: people have already gave him this advice by break up.

493
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 3: You just your brains are far too different to ever

494
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 3: ever have a successful relationship.

495
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 2: I agree, Yeah, Tony Pizza is a hilarious thing.

496
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: To call your pizza is so funny.

497
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,479
Speaker 3: If I was somebody called me whatever, Elizabeth Pizza, I

498
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 3: would just love it. I would eat it up. I

499
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 3: would think it's the funniest thing ever.

500
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: I agree. I love nicknames that don't make sense. I

501
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 2: love nicknames that expand as you know somebody longer. We

502
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 2: had a writer's pa on Workaholics named Nate Crocker. He

503
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 2: was a great he was greatest job and now he's

504
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: like a working writer. He's a great writer, and we oh.

505
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 2: There was always a joke about Nate that he had

506
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 2: been alive since the dawn of time, even though it

507
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: was like twenty five. It was that he was Omega

508
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 2: man and that he had always been alive and had

509
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 2: witnessed everything in history. Because you would be like, hey,

510
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 2: how's your weekend, He'd be like fine, and you'd be like,

511
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 2: did you hear about the blah blah blah historical event?

512
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: And he'd be like, uh no, and we were like, yes,

513
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 2: you did you did hear about that? He always had

514
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 2: this lie going where we're like, he was around for

515
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: Kennedy assassination, he was there the fall Attila the Hunt.

516
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 2: Knew him personally. First he was Nate, then he was

517
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 2: Nate Dog. Then he was Nate Dog the dog, then

518
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: he was Nate Dog my dog, the dog. It was

519
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: Nate dog, my dog, the dog who is a dog?

520
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 2: My dog.

521
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: By the end, I was on it for four seasons.

522
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 2: By the end, when he would come in and take

523
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: coffee orders, he'd be like, what's up? Dog? My dog?

524
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: Who is the dog? That is my dog? My dog

525
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 2: who is also a dog? Dog? And he would just

526
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: be like, what do you go from?

527
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: Starbucks?

528
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 2: And then you'd be like were you Do you know

529
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 2: where they buried Jimmy Hoffa. We're like, where's Jimmy Hoffer.

530
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I don't know what you're talking about.

531
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 2: We're like, he does? He does? Make dog my dog

532
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: who is a dog? I love nicknames. I dated a

533
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: girl who I said something about bugs once and she's like,

534
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: that's cute, and she wanted me to call her bug.

535
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: So I called her bug and then all her friends

536
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 2: were like, why do you call her bug? That's so mean.

537
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, she requests it.

538
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: That was so mean. Why. I'm like, nicknames are not

539
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 1: they're not.

540
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 3: That's also I think a younger idea nickname has like

541
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 3: h can have be nice or not?

542
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: I get it.

543
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,439
Speaker 3: I get if you call someone like shit dick, like

544
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 3: obviously that's yeah.

545
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: No, dick shit, dicks, You're all the normals. Bad face,

546
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: nasty teeth, brown tooth. You don't we call it brown tooth?

547
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 2: If you walking like what's up brown tooth?

548
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, boy, hair it is? What's up? No

549
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: hairshit dick?

550
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 2: Oh that all right?

551
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: You wanna wanna.

552
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 2: Use us into a beautiful commercial breakage?

553
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: Here we go. The dog lawyer doesn't care that you

554
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: hate him.

555
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 2: Well, does he have a chin? We'll find out on

556
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 2: more bananas, Bananas.

557
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: Bananas ba. We're back with more banana Scotty.

558
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 3: Do you have a Do you have a little message

559
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 3: corner for us?

560
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: I do. I got some shout outs here where you go?

561
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 2: Micah reached out Micah on August fourth. It's Micah's five

562
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 2: year t Furstary Curdie.

563
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 1: B mm hmm. I saw this. I'm happier doing it.

564
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 2: Micah started testosterone as part of their transition five years ago,

565
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: and to quote Micah, I am able to live my

566
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 2: true self and as who I am. We support you, Micah,

567
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 2: do your thing, live how you want to live. The

568
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: Banana boys love you. Congratulations, Congratulations finding happiness. Yasmin in

569
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 2: New Zealand, we said no more. Birthday shout outs, but

570
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 2: I want to do bananas live in New Zealand. I

571
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: want it within the next year. So happy birthday Ryan

572
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 2: Giles or jels but I think it's Gielska again. We're

573
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: not doing birthday shoutouts anymore. But Kurdib and I need

574
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: like five hundred fans to go do a show in

575
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: on North or South New Zealand, either island. We're happy

576
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: to do that.

577
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: Are there people on South South? The South Island? I

578
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: thought it was empty.

579
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: I'll do a show wherever they'll have us.

580
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: That's information as I understand. I think there's a whole

581
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: empty island.

582
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: I bet there's people there. There's probably don't want being

583
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 2: airs to show up. Congratulations to Christophe and Heidi on

584
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: their engagement. Christoph reached out like five times about this Oheidi,

585
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 2: there must be a very very special woman. Congratulations So

586
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 2: glad it worked out?

587
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: Yes, congrats, What can you ask for?

588
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: Jill Fay wants to shoot out Caleb, who is officially

589
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 2: a San Marcos, Texas firefighter and.

590
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: Hey, aces tests nice. Congratulations We love a firefighter.

591
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 2: When you live in California, h boy, do we love

592
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: our firefighters? Thanks for putting your life on the line.

593
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: Congratulations Caleb, get that whole San Marcos. I wonder if

594
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: they have a polar slide, you know at the fire station.

595
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: Now you're slides. There's slides now. I mean, I always

596
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: thought it was a classic pole. I lived like down

597
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 2: the street in Baltimore.

598
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: They had a fire slide in a apartment building that

599
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 3: was mainly college students, and it was so fun fun.

600
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: I love a slide. I was going down my slide

601
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: the other night and I realized, I have a new fear.

602
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: You know, when you're an adult, you don't know you

603
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 2: have fears, and then all of a sudden you're like,

604
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: that's new is I went down and I heard something

605
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 2: scamper away, and I'm like, now I get it. I'm

606
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 2: going to go down the slide. I'm going to scare

607
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: a skunk instantly at the bottom. It's going to spray

608
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 2: me in the crotch. And then for the next three

609
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: weeks it's going to be here's old scotty, rotten crotch

610
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: walking around.

611
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: Here comes Scotty no hairshit dick there.

612
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now I stink, but I can swim and

613
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: run and last, but no LEAs a very important one

614
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: Olivia Jensen has been six years clean and sober.

615
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: Curdi Bee gratulations.

616
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: The pandemic, in her words, has been really hard and

617
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: especially on anybody who has any addiction issues.

618
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's.

619
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: SHOT's a pressure cooker for everybody, or let alone if

620
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 2: you're battling something else. So we shout out all of

621
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: our ban Animals and Brone Animals and Baine Animals, any

622
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 2: new listeners. If you're struggling with addiction and you've gotten sober,

623
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: Curdibe and I love you, and we encourage you to

624
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 2: stay clean and sober, keep fighting. It's an hour by hour,

625
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 2: day by day kind of battle, but it takes guts

626
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: and encourage to get there.

627
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: So we're proud of you all. Oh got your back.

628
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: We got your back and that's all I got. Awesome.

629
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: But also thanks to all the ban Animals who came

630
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: out for Splitty in the City. Wild success. Oh my god.

631
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: We haven't talked about Splitting the City yet. That's crazy, fantastic.

632
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: This is our first recording since then. Oh this is yeah.

633
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 3: So for those of you not familiar with what Splitting

634
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 3: in the City is, we had about I don't know,

635
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 3: around two hundred people dress up as bananas or banana

636
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 3: adjacent things to do a downhill one k race, non race.

637
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 3: Really yep, a dream come true Los Angeles. It was wonderful.

638
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 3: My wife was holding a jam box playing who Let.

639
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: The Dogs Out? Every Dog by the Baja Man.

640
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 3: By the Baha Men. I realized how much I really

641
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 3: liked that song.

642
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: As catchy as hell. Yeah, yeah, we had two. We

643
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: had two Bluetooth speakers blasting. We had you know, one

644
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy five animals do this downhill, run, walk, roll,

645
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 2: whatever you did. Dogs were there.

646
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: My kids were there.

647
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 3: My youngest did not like it, and IL have loved it,

648
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 3: couldn't get.

649
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 2: Enough of it. Your mother in law was there. Yes,

650
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 2: it was so fun. The bean animals are great fans.

651
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 2: They all met each other. We had We had indoor

652
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 2: kids doing outdoor things. We had outdoor kids doing outdoor things.

653
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: It was beautiful. Everybody became friends.

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00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: That brings us to our next event. Scotti.

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00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 2: That's correct, doesn't it. It does because we did this

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Speaker 3: very short walk. For others of you, that's gonna be

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Speaker 3: a very long walk.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We're nineteen miles.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you have a twenty two mile.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this article.

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Speaker 3: It is the dog lawyer doesn't care that you hate him.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in by Melanie Kugler. Thank you, Melanie,

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Speaker 3: Thank you Melanie. This was in the New York Times.

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Speaker 3: So this is this is real, the old Gray Lady.

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Speaker 3: This is by Hope Corygan. Oh she's good, you know

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Speaker 3: what I hope I don't you know with Hope Corgan,

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Speaker 3: you don't have to hope.

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Speaker 1: You know she's the best in the biz.

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Speaker 3: The case before the court involved a Rhode Island greyhound

725
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 3: named Lexus accused of killing a Pomeranian in a dog park.

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Speaker 3: The prosecution was asking for the death penalty, and a

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Speaker 3: lawyer for the defense, Richard Rosenthal, was.

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Speaker 1: There to stop it.

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Speaker 3: It soon became clear that the defense was prepared to

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Speaker 3: exhaust every possible legal means to free the greyhound, to

731
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Speaker 3: turn it, in mister Rosenthal's words, into quote a federal case.

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Speaker 3: So Lexis was granted a stay of execution, but on

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Speaker 3: the condition that mister Rosenthal, I'll remove the greyhound from

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Speaker 3: the state quote by the most direct route without stopping,

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Speaker 3: never to return.

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Speaker 1: Chris Bus was his first on breakhount.

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Speaker 3: This was his first case as a dog lawyer and

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Speaker 3: what he calls his first quote get out of town

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Speaker 3: by sundown order.

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Speaker 1: It would be the first of many yes.

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Speaker 3: As an animal attorney for more than a decade, mister

742
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 3: Rosenthal takes on custody cases, sues veterinarian clinics for malpractice,

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Speaker 3: and has made a specialty of defending dangerous dogs. In

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Speaker 3: doing so, he often enrages local officials, animal control officers,

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Speaker 3: and district attorneys, but even animal rights groups have expressed

746
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Speaker 3: their frustration with him. Quote I'm a hired gun, mister

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Speaker 3: Rosenthal said, acknowledging his reputation as the go to lawyer

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Speaker 3: to get dogs off death row.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 3: If I take a case it's about winning. I take

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Speaker 3: it because I believe in it, and this.

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Speaker 2: Right, it feels a little extreme, you know.

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Speaker 1: It is fascinating.

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Speaker 3: It is essentially goes on a tells you like how

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Speaker 3: he got kind of got started, and that he he

756
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Speaker 3: was doing this before like animal law classes were even

757
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Speaker 3: being taught. I see, it's pretty crazy.

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Speaker 2: Good for him if he's helping dogs out that. You know,

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Speaker 2: there are a lot of people that who doesn't love

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Speaker 2: a dog. They are the most lovable things in the world,

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Speaker 2: and if one of them has been illegally framed or

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Speaker 2: pointed at incorrectly, good for this guy.

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Speaker 3: Basically, what happens, Basically what happens with a lot of

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Speaker 3: these dog cases after reading the entire article and not

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Speaker 3: getting into certain stories that are seemingly upsetting, and I

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Speaker 3: don't want to hire anyone to do that. What often

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Speaker 3: happens is when with these execution orders for dogs, it's

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Speaker 3: because the dogs are said to be vicious in some way,

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Speaker 3: that there's like an innate viciousness to this specific animal,

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Speaker 3: and then therefore it has to be like put down.

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Speaker 1: I see.

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Speaker 3: And the majority of his arguments against this is that, uh,

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Speaker 3: this was a an animal that was reacting to a

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Speaker 3: circumstance that is understandable from the point of view of

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Speaker 3: a doll. And it's not that this dog is somehow

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Speaker 3: an evil Adolf Hitler style dog, but rather a dog

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Speaker 3: that was spooked in a way or you know, scared

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Speaker 3: or something like that.

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Speaker 2: That's right. If I had gotten chased by those those

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Speaker 2: drunk teens, I would have run away, and if one

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Speaker 2: of them was fast as me, I would have pushed

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Speaker 2: a teenager to the ground. That is the circumstance. I'm

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Speaker 2: a pacifist, but that kid's getting pushed.

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Speaker 1: You chase me, I'm pushing you. So it is fascinating.

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Speaker 3: But he is kind of like a uh you know,

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Speaker 3: his reputation and the way he is interviewed in this story,

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Speaker 3: he kind of comes off as like, yeah, he should

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Speaker 3: says shit like I'm a hired gun, like he is

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Speaker 3: the Saul Goodman of Dog CASEUSS.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, yes, yes, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: Have you been watching have you been watching Better Call?

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Speaker 2: And anything? This see?

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Speaker 1: Isn't it all?

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Speaker 2: There's so much TV and stuff now and the streamers

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Speaker 2: are still in that race where every time you turn

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Speaker 2: it on, it's like check this out, and then I do.

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Speaker 2: I watch everything And because of like true crime being

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Speaker 2: still so hot. It's like, here's a documentary about this family,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm watching that. It's like, here's how

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Speaker 2: the internet will ruin this person's life. I'm like, gotta know.

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Speaker 1: But that's what my wife does.

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Speaker 3: My wife gets up, like I can't sleep at two

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Speaker 3: in the morning and then like gets up and watches

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Speaker 3: like an insanely disturbing murdered documentary. That's what It's time

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Speaker 3: to go back to bed now. I very common, very common.

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Speaker 3: Well good for that guy. I mean, you got to

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Speaker 3: represent animals. We believe in animal rights. So hey, I

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Speaker 3: mean if he's probably doing the right thing. Oh hell yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean, who knows it's it is. Let's see if

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Speaker 3: there if I can sum it up here, this is

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Speaker 3: what an interesting part of the article. The history of

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Speaker 3: animal law in the United States, can be reasonably traced

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Speaker 3: to a landmark nineteen seventy two case brought by a

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Speaker 3: constitutional lawyer named Henry Cole Holzer, who sought to end

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Speaker 3: kosher slaughter, a practice that he argued did not render

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Speaker 3: livestock unconscious before killing them. Mister Holzer lost the case,

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Speaker 3: but it was the beginning of a new wave of

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Speaker 3: lawsuits that protected the interests of animals rather than simply

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Speaker 3: a person's interest in relation to an animal.

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Speaker 2: Fascinating.

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Speaker 1: So just like bird law.

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Speaker 3: If there's any Sonny in Philadelphia fans, that's right. That

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Speaker 3: bird law bit is so funny. Today, animal laws expanding rapidly.

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Speaker 3: More than one hundred and sixty law schools the United

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Speaker 3: States offer at least one animal law class. If there

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Speaker 3: are any animal lawyers out there, please hit us up.

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Speaker 3: Let us know that you're an animal lawyer. Again combines

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Speaker 3: all of my love, Scottie animal that when.

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Speaker 2: You first said it, I thought it was something I

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Speaker 2: pictured a dog with like a British barrister's wig on,

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Speaker 2: and just you know, oh well, you can't wait them

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Speaker 2: all on this world world here, I'll cheer us back up.

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Speaker 1: You want our happy one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's fun. And actually this one's got a

835
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Speaker 2: ticking clock on it, cause I think the bananimals want

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Speaker 2: to enter. This was sent in I'm gonna I think

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Speaker 2: it's Slim and shool. It's s L M I N

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Speaker 2: s h U l L Slim and shool. We kind

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Speaker 2: of go with you got it close enough for this

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Speaker 2: old dog candy company wants to pay you one hundred

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars to be its official taste tester. Oh all right,

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Speaker 2: that's fun. Huh. This was written by Izzy Karpinsky. Great name,

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Speaker 2: I Isy Karpinsky is a great name, great character name.

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Speaker 2: For all the aspiring writers out there. You can have it,

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Speaker 2: Izzy Karpinski for kornfour dot com box I N kron

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Speaker 2: with an N. All right, Kron four. They're good is

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Speaker 2: He's absolutely the best I've ever read.

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Speaker 1: If there's a business of reading, she's the best.

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Speaker 2: She's good at typing. You may find yourself in competition

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Speaker 2: with kidener kindergarteners for a six figure salary that comes

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Speaker 2: with a job seemingly straight out of Willy Wonka and

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Speaker 2: the Chocolate Factory. Candy Funhouse is looking to hire what

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Speaker 2: calls its chief candy Officer Candy Funhouse, Candy Funhouse chief

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Speaker 2: candy Officer. I mean for our four twenty friendly listeners

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Speaker 2: out there. Guys, they all just sat up in their

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Speaker 2: volkswagens and they're like, say what. The company, which claims

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Speaker 2: to be North America's largest online candy retailer, will pay

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Speaker 2: someone one hundred thousand dollars a year to approve all

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Speaker 2: candy in their inventory and give it the official quote

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Speaker 2: Chief Candy Officer stamp of approval.

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Speaker 1: Are you joking me?

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Speaker 2: Dream job? Are the animals apply for the shop one

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Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars to test candy?

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Speaker 1: To test candy?

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Speaker 2: Here's the even sweeter spot for our baby bit animals.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Also, is it like, do you have to just choke

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Speaker 3: on candy over and over again?

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Speaker 2: If you just gotta have dental insurance I think is

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Speaker 2: the main thing. Your dentist will hate your guts out.

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Speaker 2: You do not have to be legal driving aids to apply.

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Speaker 2: You don't even know how to have your multiplication tables.

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Speaker 2: That's because the job is open to anyone who's at

874
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 2: least five years old.

875
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.

876
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 2: According to Candy Funhouse, the only thing they are looking

877
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: for in a candidate is a love of candy and

878
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 2: a sweet tooth. Besides being the lead or excuse me,

879
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: the head candy taster, the chief candy officer, the CEO

880
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: will decide new products for the company. The person will

881
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 2: who gets the sweet gig will be put through extensive

882
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 2: pallet training. Again, good luck with a five or six

883
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: year old with Yeah.

884
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 3: I was gonna say I was gonna like sign olive

885
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 3: up for this, but I don't think Yes, Yeah, you

886
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 3: could just give her a spoonful of sugar and she'd

887
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 3: be like, I think it's a great that's a great

888
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 3: can seal of approval.

889
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 2: They will get an extensive pallet training and will be

890
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: able to get an extensive dental plan. There you go.

891
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 2: You do have the option of working from home, but animals,

892
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 2: one of.

893
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 3: You has has to get this job. I need you

894
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 3: that this is real. I need someone to get this job.

895
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 3: I need to see their check. I need to know

896
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 3: what they do every day. This seems crazy.

897
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 2: All interested candidates can apply at Candy Funhouse website. I

898
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 2: looked it up. Applications will be accepted until August thirty first,

899
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 2: Bananas August thirty first. The website is bax https colon backslass, backslash.

900
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 2: You could skip all that. You can just put Candyfouse

901
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 2: dot it, Candyfunhouse dot ca.

902
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 3: It's oh, you have to be a Canadian. You have

903
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 3: to meet a Canadian North America.

904
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 2: So if you get this job, we will have you

905
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: on the podcast as a guest. It does it, We

906
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 2: don't you know? It's usually women, non binary, trans guests.

907
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 2: We will have you on if you become the Chief

908
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 2: Candy Officer. We need to know, we I.

909
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: Need to know.

910
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 3: This is also one hundred thousand dollars.

911
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: That is amazing.

912
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: I wonder at what point, I wonder on what day

913
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 3: here's the question, on what day of this job does

914
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 3: it start to be like a job like every other

915
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 3: job that it sucks, It's a repetitive, it's annoying.

916
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: Is it day eighty eight? Is it the seven hundredth day?

917
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 3: Or is it like the fourteenth day of eating nothing

918
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 3: but candy for eight hours?

919
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, like taffy week might ruin a person that's not

920
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 2: strong enough. You have to have a lot of backbone

921
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 2: to get through taffy weeks. Yeah, Caramel weekend is tough.

922
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 2: Oh god. Yeah, But go get it, guys, Candy funhouse.

923
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 2: I think somebody can do it. Chief Candy Officer is

924
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 2: a cool thing you can talk about that forever will

925
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 2: make you a funny hat if you get it.

926
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 1: I love it.

927
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: It's great. I love that. I love it.

928
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: I hope people apply. Let me know.

929
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: I was a boy. There was a face. I don't

930
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 2: think I mentioned this on the button. Please step me

931
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 2: if I did. But there was a time, I think

932
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 2: it was in fifth or sixth grade where sour candy

933
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 2: got really popular. Yes, I remember, abnormally popular. Yes, the

934
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 2: more sour the better.

935
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: That's right.

936
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 2: Warheads lemonheads were a wimpy one. Sour punch was really popular,

937
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 2: but it just went crazy, like people went for every tearjerkers,

938
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 2: crybabies all. Yeah. So people started selling them, and so

939
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 2: in my school, I went to a little Catholic school,

940
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: you know, they were selling them for like a quarter

941
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 2: or like five for a dollar, and it became sort

942
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 2: an enterprise and it went on for like two glorious weeks,

943
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 2: like it went ballistic, and then they had to shut

944
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: it down because kids were like buying and selling candy

945
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 2: like dealing drug.

946
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 3: It was incredible with like a trench coat open and

947
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: everything pinned to the inside of the coat.

948
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 2: And yeah. And there's this one kid named Zach Myers,

949
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: and he was like industrious. He was a capitalist before

950
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: any of the other eleven year olds even knew what

951
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 2: that was. I mean, I mean, you probably made one

952
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: hundred dollars selling candy. He would bring in the full

953
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 2: tubs like you used to see at like candy Sturce

954
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 2: or whatever. He'd just bring those in and just sell

955
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: them till they were out. And they made an announcement

956
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 2: on like a Friday afternoon. It was the principal got

957
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: on and was like, we're sending a letter home to

958
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 2: all the parents. We are no longer allowing any sour

959
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 2: candies in school. You're no longer allowed to sell sour

960
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: candies in school. And everybody's like, oh, all right, you know,

961
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 2: kids love candy. And we go to the coat room

962
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 2: at the end of the day and Zach is sitting

963
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: on the ground with his face in his hands, and

964
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: you know when you're a kid and like somebody's experiencing

965
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 2: an emotion and you just stand there like you don't

966
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 2: know what to do.

967
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no there's no ingrained like hey,

968
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 3: okay or Whatever's just like, look at this.

969
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: This is interesting.

970
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 2: And I had a hunch and so I just stood

971
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 2: there and I was like, are you okay? And he

972
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 2: looks up at me and he goes.

973
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm ruined.

974
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 2: This guy was a little I ruined. I think he

975
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 2: saw himself driving a power wheels around. I think he

976
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 2: was the coolest tree for it in town. It was

977
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 2: so real, like he really could see his way to

978
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 2: the He's probably worth a billion dollars.

979
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, there is I have.

980
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 3: It is so fascinating. I'm seeing it happen with Olive already.

981
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 3: Is that because they watch cartoons, Because the cartoons have

982
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 3: like there's always like an affect to the way the

983
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 3: like characters speak. In cartoons, you start seeing these like

984
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 3: weird sentence structures come out that are very like, you know,

985
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: no one says this in their life. This is from

986
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 3: a cartoon. Yeah, and recently I have a joke about

987
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 3: it now. But recently I like, was you know, I

988
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 3: was like disciplining her, you know, I was like, please stop, and.

989
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: And she said, are you sure you want to go

990
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: down this road?

991
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 2: She is oddly oddly, she's just like clever and smart

992
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: and she's so verbose. That's what I was going, really,

993
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: so Verbo stop talking. So I was funny, No, it

994
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 2: is terrifying. Well now I don't want to go down

995
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: that right now. I am a little terrified.

996
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: I will stop right here right now.

997
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 2: But it is fuddy like kids in candy. It's like

998
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 2: once they get my yeah, it's it's just wild. But

999
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 2: that's a handful.

1000
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 3: Right, But that idea of him saying like I am ruined,

1001
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 3: like ruined, that is that is definitively coming from a cartoon,

1002
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 3: children's programming, dramatic place, you know, like no child ever

1003
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 3: says I am ruined.

1004
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: That is like from media. Like directly, you.

1005
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: Just reminded me of I was waiting in line for

1006
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 2: a movie year god, twenty years ago, and I was

1007
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 2: behind an older guy and then like a ten year

1008
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: old kid, And when we were getting up to the

1009
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 2: box office to buy tickets for whatever the movie was,

1010
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: they said sold out. They put the sold out thing

1011
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 2: and the adult was like, oh, come on, and then

1012
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: he was like, didn't want to see anything else, and

1013
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: the little kid looked up at him he goes, in life,

1014
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 2: there are bridges, and it's time that we crossed this

1015
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 2: one together. I was like, look at this little philosopher.

1016
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 2: I'd completely forgotten about that. In life, there are bridges,

1017
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 2: and it's time we crossed this one together.

1018
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: That I told all of something.

1019
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 3: I was like like, I was like, no, we're not

1020
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 3: going to go there, and she just went, oh, Peanuts.

1021
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 2: That's great, and that's great.

1022
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 1: That's directly from Bluey.

1023
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 3: I can like, I like it when I can trace it,

1024
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 3: because otherwise it like soon it's going to be I

1025
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 3: won't be able to trace it.

1026
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 2: You know.

1027
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: As soon as she'll start saying stuff, and I'm like,

1028
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: I like.

1029
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 2: All peanuts, I might start saying that too. Peanuts.

1030
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: Oh, biscuits, She says that too.

1031
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: Oh, do we have a little one to get us

1032
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 2: on out of here?

1033
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 1: I mean they have a little one.

1034
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a little one.

1035
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 3: I have one that's that might just cause nightmares. You

1036
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 3: give us a little funny.

1037
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 2: I have a silly one.

1038
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: I agree.

1039
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: Mission impossible to rescue Tom Cruise has stolen luggage?

1040
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: Yes, where'd he loses luggage? When is he flying? Commercial?

1041
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 2: Yahoo Knews Yahoo Knews staff the best in the biz.

1042
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: The mission for British Police on Friday, should they choose

1043
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 2: to accept it, was to recover the luggage of Hollywood

1044
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 2: superstar Tom Cruise after I was stolen from a bodyguarage car.

1045
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 2: Oh whoa Tom Cruise's bags? You know you don't think

1046
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 2: they're just like us, aren't they?

1047
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: These celebs?

1048
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 2: Maverick?

1049
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: He just like gus.

1050
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise's bags were in the BMW X seven that

1051
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 2: was taken on Monday from outside a hotel in Birmingham,

1052
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 2: so they stole the whole car curtigy go wow okay

1053
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: in Central England, where he is currently staying. The car

1054
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 2: was recovered a short time later, but all the contents

1055
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 2: reportedly missing quote everything inside, everything inside it had on

1056
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: A source close to the paper says the fifty nine

1057
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: year old US actor. I mean that dude looks good

1058
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 2: for fifty nine. I mean that is weird.

1059
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: That's being a billionaire.

1060
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: That's true.

1061
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1062
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 2: The fifty nine year old US actors in Britain filming

1063
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 2: the seventh installment of the Mission Impossible series. We received

1064
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 2: a report that the BMWX seven stolen from church Stream, Birmingham,

1065
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: so the mid West Midlands Police Department, but they have

1066
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,280
Speaker 2: not revealed the identity of the owner the cars recovered.

1067
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 2: Inquiries are ongoing. The thieves intercepted the single a signal

1068
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 2: using the luxury car's ignition key, so they basically did

1069
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 2: it Mission Impossible and that's just why I love it.

1070
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 2: I love that. So yeah, I don't think as of

1071
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: today they got it back, but.

1072
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 3: Now they know it's Tom Cruise's, they're never going to

1073
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 3: get it back. Like the more things should have been,

1074
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 3: like just like, Wow, we're looking for some luggage. You know,

1075
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 3: now that they know it's Tom Cruise's luggage that is.

1076
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: Going on, ebabe baby.

1077
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 2: So there's this there's this producer who used to be

1078
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 2: an actor. He's in his late fifties and he was

1079
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 2: in that movie Taps with Tom Cruise. Yeah, so he

1080
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 2: ended up working on another Tom Cruise movie about ten

1081
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 2: years ago, and he, you know, he did an age

1082
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 2: like Tom Cruise age. So he goes up to him.

1083
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 2: He goes, hey, Tom, I uh, I was I'm so

1084
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 2: and so and I was in Taps with you, and

1085
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 2: he said Tom Cruise turned fully to him, put both

1086
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 2: hands on his shoulders, and he goes, we were there

1087
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 2: and now we're here. And then he said it three times,

1088
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 2: we were there and now we're here. And they start

1089
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 2: smiling and laughing because we were there and now we're here.

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Speaker 2: And they walked away and the producer said he felt

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Speaker 2: so seen and so happy and the interaction went way better.

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Speaker 2: They didn't have any other conversation, just zeroed in, looked

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Speaker 2: him dead in the eyes and repeated we were there

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Speaker 2: and we're right here, and just got him like bomps.

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Speaker 2: So crazy, so crazy, but also how many times? Has

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Speaker 2: that happened to Tom Cruiser's life. He's been on like

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Speaker 2: fifty movies and every movie and every thousand employees. So yeah.

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Speaker 3: But also he's like notorious for like walking on setting

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Speaker 3: being like, Jim, how you doing, how's the kids?

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Speaker 2: Lauren?

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Speaker 1: Good to see you again. You're like knowing everyone's name

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Speaker 1: and all that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, just shutting down small talk in the most Tom

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Speaker 2: Cruise way. Yeah, oh god, so happy when I heard.

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Speaker 3: The Well, folks, that's another Bananas. Thank you so much

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Speaker 3: for listening. Thank you to our producer Katie Levine, our

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Speaker 3: intern Lisa a full human maggot. Thank you everyone at

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Speaker 3: exactly right and clue love.

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Speaker 2: That exactly right. Our benevolent overlords, Karin Georgia, keep those

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Speaker 2: beautiful Banana stories coming the Bananas Podcast on Instagram or

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Speaker 2: gmail dot com. And uh, thanks for listening, Thanks participating,

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Speaker 2: thanks for geting silly with us every Tuesday. Bananas is

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Speaker 2: an exactly right media production. Our producer and engineer is

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Speaker 2: Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and

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Speaker 2: performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.