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Speaker 1: Basket, And you said you wanted to talk about Easter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's just a it's a gift certificate. Someone

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Uh uh corrosion or what?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Am I being weird?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, every episode one hundred dollars. Every every episode

437
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,239
Speaker 2: that you miss, one hundred dollars. So it's a good

438
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 2: round figure. It shows remorse. There's a little bit of like, whooh,

439
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: I can actually get a lot with this, especially at Michael's,

440
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 2: especially with the deals, the seasonal deals and things like that.

441
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: So so, and just to even extrapolate this, it feels

442
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: so SmartLess has given you guys like three hundred dollars

443
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: an episode. You got an email, this's Howard's turn, guy, kevit.

444
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, get on the horn with Howard and he'll get

445
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 2: you a room.

446
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 1: Who as I also sort of talk about obviously consequences

447
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: for our actions. Yeah, you wrote a book, didn't you?

448
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 2: I wrote I did. I wrote a book. It's not

449
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 2: about consequences at all.

450
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: But writing a book has a consequence, does it not?

451
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: Well, it certainly does. What do you think it.

452
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 1: Is when you've written one?

453
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, the consequence for writing a book.

454
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: Well, certainly it's like whatever you wrote down is just

455
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: out there. M hmm, I know what's going on beside

456
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: that little new lawyers Sometimes, Yeah, you accidentally told on yourself.

457
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 2: Well, no, I wrote it on purpose. It's my second book, even.

458
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: Double book. And here's and Kevin, here's Jenny. What like

459
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: it's hard? Oh, it's hard writing book.

460
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: Oh man, come on, so worried about you know, Hayes

461
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 2: down in the bottom of the well. But I'm just saying,

462
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 2: maybe is that the consequence that you get left wherever

463
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: you are?

464
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: Drama? It is always drama with It's always something right.

465
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: Pay attention to me. I'm hurt, I'm in a well.

466
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: I mean, how often does he I mean, I guess

467
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: this is the first time he texted this. This is

468
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: the first well, this is the first well, but it's

469
00:26:55,520 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: always something where it's like, ah, I guess I can't

470
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: really think of another example of anything like this he's done,

471
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 1: but it just feels but it just feels like that

472
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: kind of vibe from him all the time where he

473
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 1: like needs something and I am so drained at this point.

474
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: Oh, everyone's exhausted.

475
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm so tired. Oh daylight savings.

476
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it saving?

477
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: You know right? No? I love it, Yeah, I'm asking.

478
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 2: I happened to love it. I happened to love daylight

479
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 2: savings when I was little. I was like, uh, it

480
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: scared me, you know, to wake up to have it

481
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 2: getting dark earlier, because it seemed it was getting close

482
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 2: to bedtime. I think that felt threatening to me. Now

483
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 2: as an adult, I like it when the world darkens early.

484
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 2: It sort of meets me right at the seam of

485
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 2: my depression, which gets a little bit worse in the

486
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: late afternoons, but still shout out to doft it helps.

487
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: But I like daylight savings time a lot.

488
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,239
Speaker 1: Okay, so just for anybody keeping score, yeah, I do

489
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: think we don't like sports. We do like that it

490
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: gets dark at four o'clock. Yeah, I love it.

491
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 2: And then you can be like, listen to the news

492
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 2: and a glass of wine.

493
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You're carving out a little niche for yourself.

494
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: And yes, and obviously for everyone out there listening. Uh,

495
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: you don't have to drink wine.

496
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: I do.

497
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: I just like to say, you don't have to drink wine.

498
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: No, well you don't. I do.

499
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: And you don't have to mix it with your loft.

500
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: Obviously some of us do.

501
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 2: That didn't come to doctor recommended. I will say that

502
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: was more of something I felt into and I was like, well,

503
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: this is an interesting millage and I just I started

504
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: to enjoy it. But sometimes I'll have a gluten free

505
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: beer and that'll I love the fizziness of that.

506
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just I'm sober, so I'm getting really uncomfortable.

507
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.

508
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: Can I ask when you do SmartLess, because you said

509
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: you're on their network, when you actually appear on the show, Yes,

510
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: who is bringing you on? And what is the reaction

511
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: that you are preparing yourself for when you are initially

512
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: revealed in the zoom?

513
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I did it a few years ago. Okay, I

514
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: believe I was.

515
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: You got to do it again? Right?

516
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: I think they've reaired I think they've re aired it.

517
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: All right, and you were a guest of who I was?

518
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: I think I was a guest of Sean Sean Hayes

519
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: from what I remember, and you know, real talk. I

520
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: was a little bit afraid that because they're like, this

521
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 2: person does this, this person does that. I was like,

522
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 2: I don't what if they don't guess me? Yeah, Like,

523
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: how are they going to know who I I don't know.

524
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: You know, I had not ever met will Arnette before,

525
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: you know, how is he going to guess me? I'm

526
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: not I'm not in his you know.

527
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: You're not on him.

528
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: I'm not really in the background at all. Yeah. The radar,

529
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: That's what I was looking for. That word.

530
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but guess what? But what.

531
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 3: No?

532
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 2: What what does it mean?

533
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: That's you appearing on his radar during the episode and

534
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: all the way to now you're on the network?

535
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: Got it?

536
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

537
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 2: Man? Yeah, got it?

538
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: Enemy sub detected? Am I right?

539
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,479
Speaker 2: I don't think so, I don't. I don't think. I

540
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 2: think I'm a friend. It's like dolphin, slow down the ship,

541
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 2: don't run over the dolphin in the ocean. That's more

542
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 2: of my vibe, not enemy sub. You know what I mean?

543
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: Book the book. It's in paperback now. Yeah, the book

544
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: is called Life Form.

545
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't have to do this. I don't

546
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: want to.

547
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Just please read me, just yes,

548
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: just read me eight pages of the book, I think,

549
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: just to get a feel for it, not the first

550
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: day pages. Obviously I know all that already.

551
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. I can't because I don't want to.

552
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: I said, it's your second book. Do you want to

553
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: read four from the first book and four from the

554
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: second book? Just sort of flip like every other one

555
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: or something?

556
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: Yes, shuffle them up?

557
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: Are the books friends? The books know each other? Do

558
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: the books have anything to do with one another?

559
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: I guess they're both by me? Oh you know, same editor?

560
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: Shout out your book?

561
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, one time. What's next after this? I'm going

562
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: to take some soup off the stove that I made

563
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 2: before this.

564
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: Okay, and walk me through the floors of the soup.

565
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 2: You know what it is.

566
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: It's a hamburger beans.

567
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 2: Round butter go ahead, round butter, caramelized shallat, tomato and

568
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 2: lentil soup.

569
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: Not hamburger beans.

570
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 2: No about hamburger beats. Is that what you said?

571
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,959
Speaker 1: Hamburger beans hamburger beans.

572
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: Hamburger means so I'm just.

573
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: Thinking, I'm just thinking of popular soups.

574
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 2: So why say hamburger beans? Are you talking about that?

575
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: It would be a soup that has hamburger Are you

576
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: talking about chili?

577
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: Are you are you talking about I want it served hot?

578
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: Chili is hot? Sorry, I love this somehow. This is

579
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: like the best thing that it's ever happened to me.

580
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: Oh man, I've soon to say I love you. But

581
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: so you like it on? You know, I mean, if

582
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 2: you want chili, I'm not trying to boss you around,

583
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 2: but it will be hot most likely. If it's it's not.

584
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: That's not how it's ever traditionally served.

585
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, okay, Yeah, I guess you're like, whatever,

586
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: the soup boss, move over, cake boss. We got the

587
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: soup boss in town. You know what I mean?

588
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: I think you said stoop boss, though, did you.

589
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: Well, I'm having a little trouble speaking as I said.

590
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't usually have to do the whole show. And really,

591
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: what I think about the dynamic of the show it

592
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: is that there is a host, then there's me his friend.

593
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's how you feel.

594
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: Then there's a guest okay, and so you know, as

595
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: I've said, I've really never figured out what to do

596
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: when I don't have him.

597
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,959
Speaker 2: Uh huh.

598
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,719
Speaker 1: And so forgive me if I say stoop boss.

599
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh okay, a totally.

600
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: B which a limited series? Boss? Be a limited series?

601
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: Or am I tripping? Right now? Am I tripping? Stoopo?

602
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: Sounds like a fucking killer limited series? Good?

603
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: Can I just ask a couple follow ups? Okay? You know,

604
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 2: what is a situation that I liked to What does

605
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 2: it feel like my computer's like moving around?

606
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: It? Does? Oh?

607
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: I know, because I have a new computer and it's

608
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 2: like the camera's moving.

609
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like auto adjusting team.

610
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 2: I'm not making it do it. But I do notice

611
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: this happens when I zoom with my therapist and I'm like, oh,

612
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: I thought she was like trying to move the computer

613
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: away from me, but now I realize the computer is

614
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 2: doing it and I'm not doing anything wrong. Okay, But

615
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 2: here's what I wanted to ask, Or first, here's what

616
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 2: I want to say. One thing that I like to

617
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 2: think about a lot is situations that seem like that

618
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 2: part in Apollo thirteen where they're like, we have to

619
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: get the astronauts back. But here's all they have, like

620
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 2: this tape, this like stupid tube, all this stuff. Well,

621
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: how do we get them back? This is what they

622
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 2: have on board? You remember you know that part when

623
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: they dump the box out. Do you know that?

624
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

625
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 2: I talk about this a lot.

626
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh, I'm gonna check that out right after this.

627
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 2: Okay, so forget what I just said. That's that's over.

628
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: That's totally fucked. Forget it. Okay, what are you like

629
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 2: when he's there? Why don't we start with what we know?

630
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: Well? Now, well, confession time. Now I do have to

631
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: dig deep a little bit and admit that I don't

632
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: really know what to do when he's here either.

633
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 2: What do you do?

634
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: But I feel less pressure on what I'm doing. Well,

635
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: no matter what I'm doing, there's somebody hosting the show.

636
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: Does he think you're the host?

637
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: No?

638
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I believe me.

639
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, because sometimes I hear

640
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: him talking about doing the show and he calls himself. Okay,

641
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: maybe calls me the co host, but the way he

642
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: says it, you can feel.

643
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:56,479
Speaker 2: You know I mean that, oh man? Yeah, or maybe

644
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 2: you can feel.

645
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, time for me to take responsibility for my language.

646
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, here I am.

647
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: Endowing you with an interpretation when I'm really talking about myself.

648
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: Right, and as a woman, I actually can't be the

649
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 2: vessel for your uncomfortable feelings and hold them for you,

650
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 2: which is something I've said to all of my male

651
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 2: partners ever. And I've been divorced before. Is also something

652
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 2: I'll add and broken up with a lot. But I'm

653
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: currently married.

654
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 1: Okay, well, not a contest.

655
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you just show me your ring for the

656
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: people who are listening?

657
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

658
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: Right, okay, yeah, and I'm just saying I also have.

659
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Speaker 1: One and people, yeah, well, and people who listen to

660
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: the show. No, I don't always wear it while I host.

661
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: Why but some days I think I'm gonna need it

662
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Speaker 1: And wouldn't you know it came up?

663
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: Why do you take it off?

664
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Speaker 1: Though? Sometimes it's just like I need the vibe to

665
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: be a little different on the show, you know what

666
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, when there's certain episodes where while I'm

667
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 1: hosting those episodes, just during the forty six minutes that

668
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm in the chair, easy, Breezy, I ain't married. That's gross,

669
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Speaker 1: just for that episode.

670
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate it that your wife doesn't like it either.

671
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: And you told me that we have a friend in common.

672
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell on you. I'm in an arc just

673
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 2: I don't love it.

674
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: Hey, look, she could find out if she wants to

675
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: listen to one single episode of my podcast.

676
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,720
Speaker 2: Does she not listen? My husband hasn't listened to ours either.

677
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: Not even close. It's tough, not even close. And you know,

678
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: and maybe that's what makes it work. I'm a wife guy.

679
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: You you you you you uh brought up something about

680
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 1: your whole thing and your stuff, and I don't want

681
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: to diminish that. But I did have an idea. Great

682
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: what if what if Marcel had a friend who was

683
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: like a forty four year old white male podcaster?

684
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: Uh huh?

685
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: What about that? Could that be something for someone who

686
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: hasn't really figured out their thing yet and they now

687
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: all their experience is really just being a buddy to

688
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Speaker 1: someone who already does have their thing that they do.

689
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: Could that then trans position pretty seamlessly into you know,

690
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: you got this character so popular, huge, popular, famous character.

691
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: And one way to kind of extend the life of

692
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Speaker 1: a character like that is you give them a buddy,

693
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: and maybe the buddy he's like forty four he's a

694
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Speaker 1: white guy.

695
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: Said, yeah, he's like he's.

696
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 1: You know, he's trying different stuff and maybe what's doing

697
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: is it's just making myself laugh.

698
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, So I'm just I'm a little bit confused

699
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: about what just just to just to untangle a little bit. Yeah,

700
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 2: you're saying, I.

701
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: Think i'd be super clear, but go ahead.

702
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is definitely on me. I'm the stupid

703
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 2: fucking idiot for sure.

704
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: But oh that's a limited series. Are you Mike crazy?

705
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: With all the streamers, we can't find room for that.

706
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 2: I'm a stupid fucking idiot.

707
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: God. Yeah, good.

708
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're saying this is something you would like

709
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: to watch, are you're are you? Are you soft pitching

710
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 2: yourself in? You're casting yourself?

711
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,959
Speaker 1: Me? Me doing it? Wow?

712
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 2: I don't want to embarrass you.

713
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: Well, and that's what I've been trying to get kind

714
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: of a voiceover career off the ground mm hmmm or

715
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: on camera.

716
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: And right?

717
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: And would if I was in there? Would that look good?

718
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Speaker 2: I think I think it's really great to have interesting

719
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: ideas and to say them out loud. And I feel

720
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Speaker 2: really happy for you for that because a lot of

721
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: people just clam up and they never say a darn thing,

722
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: and they just keep everything in. And so what I'm

723
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 2: going to say to you right now is I think

724
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 2: it's really really cool to talk about different ideas. I

725
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 2: feel really happy for you that you are talking and

726
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: you have ideas.

727
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: She's into it. So Kevin was like, no way, the

728
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: soup boss like this idea. But I told him.

729
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 2: I'm not the super boss. I just made one soup. Okay, okay,

730
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 2: and it's not a hamburger bean.

731
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Speaker 1: But but I think you know, the listeners will know,

732
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: you know, the truth will out here. Uh, you're something

733
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 1: of a soup boss the way you rattle off those

734
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 1: ingredients and then by the way I had said other

735
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: ingredients hamburger bean. Immediately what kind of soup that would be?

736
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Just say a little bit

737
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: more about it is hamburger bean? Is it a lake?

738
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Speaker 2: When you're the.

739
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Speaker 1: One, you're the super boss. You were able to.

740
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Speaker 2: Immediately I've never heard of that, this cold.

741
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: Chili, this idea that you had, which I thought was

742
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: really powerful.

743
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: You asked if the hamburger bean, which I still don't

744
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 2: know what it is, you said, in fact, you said

745
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 2: in a way that was very familiar. I want it hot.

746
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 2: You did, and I said to you something in a

747
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 2: way that I kind of when I speak to my

748
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 2: daughter about what's going to be for dinner, when she's

749
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: asking for exactly what I've made, I say, it is

750
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 2: serf hot. That is what it is. That's what you're getting,

751
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 2: except I didn't make hamburger bean, because I don't know

752
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: what hamburg or even hamburger bean.

753
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: Like the rule in your house, no matter how you

754
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: daughter must eat it immediately. If it's guys, is that

755
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: she's going this is too hot. You're going, well, it's

756
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: supposed to be.

757
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 2: We got a lot of got a lot of you

758
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 2: need to make this cooler. Put a nice cube in

759
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 2: it in this household. Yeah, he's almost five. I put

760
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: an ice cube in there, you.

761
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: Know, almost five. Yeah, instantly there is something I do

762
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah she's four, and I'm just able

763
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: to do this because oh, you can talk about this.

764
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 1: I've got kids. I can always figure it out. So

765
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: there's almost this or they just turned this right, you know.

766
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: I can always figure out. Okay, then that's what they are.

767
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: It's one of those things you have to be a Yeah.

768
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: It's like one of these like sort of like cool

769
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: like tricks these like men. Have you seen this mentalist guy?

770
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: Which one I'm mainly thinking about OZ, but a mentalist

771
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oh okay, he actually also is sort

772
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: of a mentalist, isn't he? Who's OZ is the mentalist?

773
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 2: I don't is this real?

774
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: Let me put you on real fast, Jenny, Let me

775
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: put you on. When you and when you're plugging OZ

776
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: to other people, you're going to be like, you got

777
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: to give it up. You gotta give me cred because

778
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: like I'm going to be the one who put you

779
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: onto this OZ the mentalist is able to like he'll

780
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: be like, think of a name of your friend. You know,

781
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: he wouldn't want you to say that. I think that

782
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 1: would ruin the trick for him because he's a mentalist.

783
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: So like so like that's just you know, once you

784
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,479
Speaker 1: say it, that's just he's just listening and that's nice.

785
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: Which oh, by the way, hey, as a podcaster, I

786
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: love that, right, But as a mentalist, what are you a?

787
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: I so so not yet okay, but I've actually ordered

788
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,959
Speaker 1: like a kit and I think that I am going

789
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: to over the next weeks and months, especially we don't

790
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: have Hayes back, I'm going to kind of pivot this

791
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: entire thing to just exhibiting my mentalist abilities.

792
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: To find him because you have his location. I'm just

793
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 2: saying he detected. No, I don't know, you're going to

794
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: find a skeleton.

795
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm not going to find him. What what what I'm

796
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: gonna do is I'm not going to need him anymore

797
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: because because I am going to basically be the new Oz.

798
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: And by the way, when we when I froze up

799
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: during the first intro, and I was like, mister whatever,

800
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: like and I couldn't come up with anything. Yeah, that

801
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: might be something where I could be like, mister mind

802
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: brain or you know what. That's not that's not perfect.

803
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: That's just like a first step. But like mister you know,

804
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: mind reader, thought brain. Yeah, oh mind reader. You said, well, okay,

805
00:45:54,560 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: now he's now he's put me on Uh using that that, okay,

806
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 1: mister mind reader, Okay, using that that's kind of cool. Huh,

807
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: what's going on? You got something to do? No, just

808
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: the noise that you made was like you were all done.

809
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: God, that's no no, no, I no, no, I wasn't I'm.

810
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: Not yea And you're looking behind you also like something else.

811
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: Is for the dog, for the dog, that's all. That's all.

812
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said dressed as a dog on stage.

813
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 2: Huh I did, Yeah, But did you know that?

814
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

815
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: How would anyone know that?

816
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking mentalist?

817
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: Baby? There was There was a character I did named

818
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 2: Pamela dogs Geen, and she was a kind of a

819
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 2: hack comedian who only did jokes about dog stuff and

820
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 2: her catchphrase was throw me a bone. And she was

821
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 2: bad at it. She was bad at it.

822
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: That's that that Actually, that's messing me up because I

823
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: have a character who's kind of a hack podcast host

824
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: and he has a catchphrase that he does at the

825
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: end of all his episodes.

826
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 2: What is it?

827
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: Bye cute?

828
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 2: How did it take a long time to develop?

829
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: That? Recording stop?

830
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 2: Why did the recording stop?

831
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: This is the end of the episode. Happ