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Speaker 1: I girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is

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Speaker 1: this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Go on, just call me back.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the loser line before, let me

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Speaker 3: tell you how it works. Let's say someone approaches you

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Speaker 3: while you're out at the club and uses this charming

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Speaker 3: pickup line on you. Hey, sweetums, do you have any

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Speaker 3: bug spray in that fendy purse?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Because you're giving me butterfly down in my tone to Okay,

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Speaker 3: whatever you do, is this the urge to make fun

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Speaker 3: of his Star Trek T shirt with spocks staring right

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Speaker 3: at you? Instead, tell him he should call you sometime

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Speaker 3: and hopefully later on. He's going to leave an awkward

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Speaker 3: voicemail after you give him the loser line so we

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Speaker 3: can play it on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Aaron, it so so it's nice, you know, getting together.

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Speaker 1: I just want to.

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Speaker 2: Let you know about what's going on with me. I

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Speaker 2: guess my my ex girlfriend decided that her New Year's

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Speaker 2: resolution was to dump me. So she did that like

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Speaker 2: after a New Year's Eve party. And that's a whole

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Speaker 2: other story. But anyways, I had kind of gotten out

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Speaker 2: in front of Valentine's Day and gotten her some gifts.

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Speaker 2: And since you know you have kind of a similar style,

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Speaker 2: like a similar vibe to her, I wanted to know

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Speaker 2: if maybe you wanted some of these gifts and you know,

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Speaker 2: to buy them off of me, and I give you

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Speaker 2: a deal on them. I mean they're nice gifts. I

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Speaker 2: mean I got I got her hair straightener, I got

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Speaker 2: her one hundred dollars SPAT gift card. And I can

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Speaker 2: give you like a great price on the whole bundle.

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Speaker 1: So talk to you soon.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, price I thought he was giving them.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking a is do we still have his number

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Speaker 1: for Alexis spot?

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Speaker 3: I do have the phone number, and I was gonna say, broken, Alexis,

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Speaker 3: we could start the bidding between the two of you.

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Speaker 3: If you both want that hair straighten here, we'll send

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Speaker 3: it at seventeen dollars.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't afford that. Don't talk that.

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Speaker 1: I actually I just want to say I had a

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Speaker 1: great time hanging out with you the other night. It

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Speaker 1: was great meeting you, you know, like.

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Speaker 2: I said, I absolutely loved your pearl Champ shirt and.

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Speaker 1: Germer urry are you or this one?

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Speaker 4: Here?

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Speaker 3: As run bleaders?

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Speaker 1: Here a time look at you.

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Speaker 2: Urry? Are you.

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Speaker 1: Give me a call back? Can't wait to talk?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Did someone give Eddie better than Loser?

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Speaker 3: First second, I thought it was Hooty and the blowfish

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Speaker 3: that he was doing exactly what's that song?

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Speaker 2: Us?

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Speaker 3: They're not a candid the same.

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Speaker 1: Darius Rucker is kind of like the gift version of

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Speaker 1: Eddie Better.

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Speaker 3: Remember, you get the special Loser line number if you

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Speaker 3: text the word loser l O s e R to

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Speaker 3: seven eight five nine to give it out to someone

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Speaker 3: who does a perfect impression of an old school nineties

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Speaker 3: rock artist. So he could call us and leave us

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Speaker 3: an awkward voicemail. We could play for you voicemails like

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Speaker 3: this one.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Amelia Earhart. I don't know if you remember me

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Speaker 1: this aviator for two zero met ther flight simulator game. Anyways, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I know we hit it off, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to say this, but listen if you

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Speaker 1: want to continue what we were doing and maybe just

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Speaker 1: take it up to the next level. And by the

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Speaker 1: next level, I mean like a mile high up. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you, uh, the mile High club

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Speaker 1: is a is a well you're on a plane. It's

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Speaker 1: like when you have kind of plane anyways, So I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you wanted to maybe meet up and

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Speaker 1: we can just kind of do like a a one

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Speaker 1: on one and you can just do it, you know, privately,

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Speaker 1: in a in a VR setting, and you know, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to spoil it for you if you don't

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Speaker 1: know how it works, but you'll be pleasantly surprised. I've

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Speaker 1: done that before, but I didn't have anyone else. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: let me know next message.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, does it count if it happens in virtual reality?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Count if you have to explain in detail what the

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Speaker 3: Mile High.

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Speaker 4: Club is like?

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Speaker 3: You know it, bro, and saying that you did it

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Speaker 3: with yourself should not be a flex to convince her to.

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Speaker 1: Do it too.

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Speaker 3: Real life, it gets you arrested.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Hey, so this is the guy from the bar. First

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Speaker 4: of all, thank you for giving me your number, because

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Speaker 4: every other girl I asked that he didn't give me

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Speaker 4: the number.

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Speaker 1: So, uh so I guess you one.

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Speaker 4: Uh just looking for looking for somebody to hang out with.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Look, if I'm gonna be honest with you, because I

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Speaker 4: believe in honesty, I just I don't I have a scooter,

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Speaker 4: which is awesome during the summer and spring months, but

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Speaker 4: in the winter it blows obviously.

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Speaker 1: But so I was looking for.

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Speaker 4: Somebody if you want to hang out and I kind

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Speaker 4: of take me to you know, give me a right

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Speaker 4: to work every day, that'd be cool.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: And then like there's no obligation of like doing anything

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Speaker 4: intimate unless you want to. And then you know, you know,

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Speaker 4: I'll consider it.

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Speaker 2: Uh and uh.

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Speaker 4: And then once a week I have an action only league,

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Speaker 4: which you know, I'm a professional.

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not some know Groni that I have my own act.

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Speaker 1: So we do that all right later.

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Speaker 3: I am so glad that he said that, because I

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Speaker 3: fully did think he was a Jabbroni until he mentioned

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Speaker 3: that he owned an act. It was like a sugar

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Speaker 3: daddy like arrangement without any benefits for the girl.

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Speaker 4: Wait, yeah, you could use the schooner in summer.

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Speaker 2: Right on the back of it.

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Speaker 3: He needs to approve that first.

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Speaker 4: Stass for a ride only on rainy days.

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Speaker 3: Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 3: time every week, and you can hear it on the

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery YouTube page. Yes we do have a

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Speaker 3: YouTube page. Pretty cool and just like the thing on

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Speaker 3: Jose's back. It's growing bigger every single day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I.

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Speaker 2: Also like our YouTube channel.

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Speaker 1: I need you to look at it for.

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Speaker 3: That's a loser line. Phone taps coming up next