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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This Is Important, they just start whipping it out,

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Speaker 2: flicking the bean, cranking down right right there in.

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Speaker 3: Their seats, sucking down with the thickness.

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Speaker 4: An airline toilet I'm not eating out of because those

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Speaker 4: are fucking ran train.

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Speaker 3: On And what is the hornyist steak sauce.

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Speaker 5: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: I cannot believe it's glob but I was just looking

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Speaker 2: at my phone and I got the weirdest headline, which

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Speaker 2: was Victor webin Yama.

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Speaker 6: When is it? When? When? When?

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Speaker 4: When?

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Speaker 2: It's gonna take me like four seasons like Gianna's and

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Speaker 2: the Compo. It's going to take it's gonna take me

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Speaker 2: like four seasons to say that man's name correctly. But

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Speaker 2: for Kyle, who doesn't know who this is, he's seven

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Speaker 2: foot five NBA New NBA basketball player, he was just drafted.

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Speaker 2: He everyone thinks he's going to be like the ultimate stud.

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Speaker 2: And uh, Victor Wembama. Uh was coming out of Catch

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Speaker 2: restaurant and Britney Spears was there, and I guess she

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Speaker 2: goes up to Victor and goes in her British accent

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Speaker 2: because she was talking in a British accent, is what

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Speaker 2: the article said. She was like, excuse me, sack, excuse me, sir,

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Speaker 2: I have a found and then she like grabbed his

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Speaker 2: guess his waist maybe, and uh, his head of security

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Speaker 2: backhanded her across the face.

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Speaker 7: Slap slap Britney Spears, b Spears, Britney. Did they not

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Speaker 7: know it was Britney Spears because of the accent? Do

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Speaker 7: you think that's kind of what happened.

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Speaker 6: They're like this British lady that looks like a Britney Spears.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's justifiable.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know Britney Spears is really looking. How

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Speaker 2: you remember Britney Spears right now?

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Speaker 4: Well, it still doesn't give him a shouldn't hit.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe don't slap. I feel like a mam, do

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Speaker 2: not touch him, would probably suffice a stern mam, a

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Speaker 2: stern mam, or like just maybe moving her gently.

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Speaker 6: Out of the way.

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Speaker 2: You got to assume that Victor Webbin Yama's security has

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Speaker 2: to be giant measure guy.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, let's be fair.

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Speaker 3: Now, she's like a little terrier man he had. He

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Speaker 3: couldn't take any risks.

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Speaker 2: Because he's protecting the future of the NBA.

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Speaker 6: That is true.

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Speaker 4: That is true.

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Speaker 3: That is true.

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Speaker 4: My goodness. But he's assaulting the fucking icon of pop music.

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Speaker 4: So I don't know. It's God against the God.

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Speaker 7: That's fucking weird. No matter how it is, you're backhanding

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Speaker 7: in the face.

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Speaker 8: Is that what it said? That's that's not right. It's

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Speaker 8: never right.

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Speaker 6: That's what I mean. Yeah, that's what it says.

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Speaker 8: It's never right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, So is there a lawsuit happening?

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Speaker 6: Is she about to I don't know. I think it

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Speaker 6: just happened last night. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I was like, so it'll be the habit hashed out

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Speaker 4: by the time the podcast.

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Speaker 7: This is the most current event we've ever talked about.

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Speaker 2: This air in like two weeks this episode, so uh

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Speaker 2: fuck two weeks.

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Speaker 3: So it's a cold story.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Ice Gold.

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Speaker 3: Story coming on Ice now, we're coming on Ice. Do

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Speaker 3: you know Restaurants like Catch are like hilarious to me?

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 2: Because the food's not really that good and and you're

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Speaker 2: just there to like see famous people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like is that what that is?

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Speaker 2: It's like a yes, Okay, well I don't know it's

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Speaker 2: the trap, but yeah, have you ever been to Catch restaurant, Blake?

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Speaker 4: I know, not at all. It sounds terrible.

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Speaker 3: What is it like a fish place? I think you've

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Speaker 3: been there, Blake, but probably for like an after party

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you've been there.

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Speaker 4: This is in Hollywood, or it's in Vegas.

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Speaker 6: No, it's in Hollywood. It's off of Losiana gu and

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Speaker 6: Melrose Pizza Pizza.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it sound.

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Speaker 3: Like the second floor. It's like a rooftop deal. It's

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Speaker 3: like a good scene, but it actually like.

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Speaker 2: Looks cool and it's like nice up there. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: it's more of a nightclub than a restaurant. Like I

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like bad, but it's not particularly

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Speaker 2: great for how much it is. You're like, let's just

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Speaker 2: roll the Cheesecake Factor and fuck some chicken littles up.

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Speaker 7: Let's go sixty nine dudes hyped on.

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Speaker 3: But I do love that people just are like, I

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Speaker 3: guess we go to Catch, right, Let's go give tmzs.

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Speaker 2: For people out of town that want to see Victor

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Speaker 2: Webin Yama and Britney Spears.

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Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying, like, why is Victor Webbinyana even

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Speaker 6: Because he's new to everything.

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Speaker 4: I know he wanted to see Britney Spears.

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Speaker 2: You've got to take a hot lap of everything and

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Speaker 2: see what you like and what you don't like.

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Speaker 3: Hot, hot, hot, I don't know if you have to

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Speaker 3: do that.

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Speaker 2: And also those those NBA stars, they go to all

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Speaker 2: the clubs and just and just women hang off them

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Speaker 2: like that. They are human monkey bars, like they're a

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Speaker 2: little little treehouse.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they build a little treehouse and cool number one

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Speaker 4: NBA prospects.

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Speaker 3: I hope he turns out to be great. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: been pretty bad lately. Like the people who will get

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Speaker 3: all the pressure put on them, whether it's Zion or whoever,

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Speaker 3: Like people get injured. You know, it's it's a total bummer.

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Speaker 2: Job plays fantastic but can't stop pulling guns out.

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Speaker 4: Well, dude, he's gotta do it.

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Speaker 6: Can't stop it?

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Speaker 3: Who can't stop that? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? What can you do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well, I have another really hot, hot, hot hot news

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Speaker 4: story that I feel wasn't being covered. But by the

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Speaker 4: time it's coming out, now it may have been covered.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what that's like the news ticker go ahead?

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Speaker 4: Are you guys aware that a lot of build up

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Speaker 4: sacha is a shortage. It's like not available, it hasn't

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Speaker 4: been available for like the last three months in store?

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Speaker 8: Unaware of this, unaware what what's the deal?

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Speaker 3: Very aware?

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Speaker 2: I buy siracha often, I do too, and very aware

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Speaker 2: of this. Okay, there was another shortage about two years ago.

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Speaker 5: Oh I.

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Speaker 2: Weathered that storm and I bought so much siracha that

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Speaker 2: I still have saracha.

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Speaker 4: Well you know that right now they're saying, that's bottles

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Speaker 4: of serracha they're selling for like seventy two dollars. Like

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Speaker 4: you can, really, you can flip that ship right now.

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Speaker 3: We know Blake knows the aftermarket.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you can. You can flip that ship on the bank.

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Speaker 2: You're selling that on a Sesuan market. Yeah, you're gonna sure.

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Speaker 7: Dude, fucking don't even hold on, hold on, don't if

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Speaker 7: you have serracha right now, don't even sell the bottle,

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Speaker 7: sell fucking drops, sell mealsworth, and fucking break that ship

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Speaker 7: and make more cash.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I guess you would.

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Speaker 3: What you do?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, college kid, listening to this need some extra coin. Okay,

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Speaker 2: here's here's a little hack. You make little packets of it,

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Speaker 2: little siracha packy, and you.

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Speaker 6: Just stole it out like that.

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Speaker 3: You make a sticker your dime bag Din bags exactly,

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Speaker 3: drs Din bags of siracha bags.

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Speaker 4: That's where you get because I want to do so.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing, Serracha. There's other siacha brands. It's just

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Speaker 4: none of them compared to what I call cock sauce.

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Speaker 4: It's the one with like the rooster. Yes, that's like

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Speaker 4: the fish.

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Speaker 6: That's the best. That's the best one by far.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you call it that? Or is it not called that?

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Speaker 2: The other serracha I I own another serracha. It's like

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Speaker 2: sweet tasted. I'm like, I don't want my saracha sweet.

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Speaker 2: It's gotta be spice, yeah, fiery.

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Speaker 4: I tried the the Tabasco sacha. It's a little too

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Speaker 4: you know, tangy. It's just not the exact same. It's weird.

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Speaker 4: All the off brand sachas can't nail it. It's kind

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Speaker 4: of like with like ketchup, you know how heines. Well, guys,

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Speaker 4: let's say it with me, fifty guys. We don't know

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Speaker 4: you don't have any guilty, have any guys on here,

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Speaker 4: because you can hit the guilty.

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Speaker 6: I don't. I honestly don't.

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Speaker 8: Know guilty on the Hinds.

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Speaker 2: Baby, I don't know what what ketchup I am?

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Speaker 6: I feel like I don't even Oh my god, we'll.

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Speaker 8: Go to your fridge right now and look at your ketchup.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean if you don't have Hines?

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Speaker 4: You're an absolute fucking joke. Man, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Fucking disaster, You're a You're.

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Speaker 8: An absolute dork. Yeah, get out of here.

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Speaker 3: At Dorcas like nothing's crazy. It is the one. And

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Speaker 3: then Mustard, It's like it could be anybody, and well Mustard.

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Speaker 7: I think Frenchis is kind of holding it down.

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Speaker 3: I think if you get Hines, mustard taste the same

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Speaker 3: as Franchis.

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Speaker 4: That is kind of true.

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Speaker 3: Just yellow, though, does it.

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Speaker 4: The disparity between the mustards is not as as great

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Speaker 4: as between the ketchups.

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Speaker 8: Less ingredients, less sugar too, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Oh boy, Oh, if you say Hunts, I'm gonna bust enough.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the Hinds gonna it's gonna be some

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Speaker 3: whole foods organic bullshit.

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Speaker 8: That's my guess three six five that.

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Speaker 6: Why do you think it's whole food? How am I

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Speaker 6: organic to?

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Speaker 4: Because it's just maybe Clo Dog was at the market.

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Speaker 3: It's just where you shot. I'm thinking that Chloe shopped

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Speaker 3: for it.

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Speaker 8: No you got some Arawan ship?

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, or you're gonna hold up a

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Speaker 3: bucket of hinds.

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Speaker 9: It's three gallons, okay, come on man, yeah, man, I'm

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Speaker 9: behind absolutely that sugar ship.

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Speaker 4: It's not the organic kind, it's the real.

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Speaker 3: Either for this ship. You guys, this is cool. We

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Speaker 3: got this is cool.

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Speaker 4: We got another one, Hines. I mean, what are even

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Speaker 4: the other ketchups? I've said Hunts, but Hunts is for

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Speaker 4: see you next Tuesdays. If I may say, what else

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Speaker 4: is there?

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Speaker 2: There's is fancy I put it together though.

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Speaker 4: What about is fancy Ketchup? Is that a brand of ketchup?

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Speaker 4: Or are they just saying like this ketchup is fancy? Because

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Speaker 4: I remember seeing fancy Ketchup.

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Speaker 7: I think that's just fantasy Ketchup. I don't think it's

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Speaker 7: a brand.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So there's two Ketchup Classic, I like the classic

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Speaker 2: Hins and then and then I feel like I also

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Speaker 2: have Hines mustard to them.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: We were just kind of talking about that. We were

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Speaker 7: wondering about Hines versus Frenches. Frenches is what comes to

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Speaker 4: Me as well.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's that's what you put on the

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Speaker 2: hot dogs. I think French just really leaned into the

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Speaker 8: Do you guys ever do this little snow with mustard?

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Speaker 7: Do you ever take like just regular potato chips and

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Speaker 7: dip them in a little mustard?

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Speaker 5: I eat because I'm unhoppy.

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Speaker 2: I put that on pretzel crisps and dip it into

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Speaker 10: Pretzels and mustard. I get them pre dusted honey mustard pretzels.

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Speaker 10: And we're talking Snyders. We're talking to Snyder Pretzel. I

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Speaker 10: guess no, we're talking roll Gold or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Right, when I go pretzel crisp, I like.

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Speaker 3: The pretzels with mustard.

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Speaker 8: Fucking probably great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's proven.

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Speaker 3: So wait, what is your number one preferred pretzel? Not brand?

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Speaker 3: We can get in the brand?

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Speaker 4: Okay, this ship's important.

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Speaker 3: Or you can say you can say brand, but then

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Speaker 3: also like shape, like deliveries like pretzel pretzel rod stick pretzel,

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Speaker 4: I know what I like.

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Speaker 8: I know what I like.

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Speaker 3: I like the thin sticks. Okay, I like the thin sticks.

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Speaker 6: Because you like to act like it's a little penis.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't mean yeah, that's it, that's it. That's

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Speaker 8: you got me?

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Speaker 3: Where does he come up with this stuff?

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Speaker 8: Twist?

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Speaker 3: Know?

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Speaker 7: When I was a kid, I used to like to

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Speaker 8: Oh, ashing them.

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Speaker 7: After you take a little bite, then you could do

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Speaker 7: the little ash and some crumbs would come out.

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Speaker 4: You know what I used to do with the little

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Speaker 4: stick ones. I honestly, I would suck on them. I

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Speaker 4: would suck on them until the knew one of us. Dude,

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Speaker 4: you suck the salt and then you do, you suck them? Tell,

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Speaker 4: come on, you guys have never sucked the pres.

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Speaker 3: You bite the salt off with your little front teeth.

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Speaker 4: You don't suck, yes, but then you suck it in

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Speaker 4: the brand the brown layer starts to come off and

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Speaker 3: A low Waine lyric. You want the brown off the pretzel?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like the little salts.

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Speaker 7: And with that blake, with that, with that method of

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Speaker 7: your pretzel eat sucking. Do you like the thicker pretzels

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Speaker 7: or the thinner pretzels like because you know they have

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Speaker 7: the thicker the thickers they have thicker pretzel rod.

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Speaker 3: Do you like them long? Or do you like them thick?

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Speaker 6: How vainy? Do you like your pretzel rocks?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The thicker for me, pretzel rod, the big ones, those

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Speaker 4: are a little too girthy, a little too much pretzel

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Speaker 4: for me.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Your your tiny little tout's mouth can't wrap your lips around.

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Speaker 4: It's not the size of the pretzel like.

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Speaker 7: Thick soft pretzels. That's different.

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Speaker 4: Thick and soft.

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Speaker 3: I prefer hard, like a soggy, limp pretzel.

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Speaker 4: Not no, unless just pretzel bite.

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Speaker 3: Wait hand, do you like to suck them until they

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Speaker 3: get soft and limp afterwards?

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Speaker 4: No, they don't get limp, he said.

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Speaker 3: That's his words.

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Speaker 2: I'm a pretzel crisp kind of guy. I like a crisp,

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Speaker 2: which is what those are? The chips they're like chips. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they're they're like they're like chips, but they're all made

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Speaker 2: of pretzels.

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Speaker 3: The flat one, the flat one, Yeah, the flat they're

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Speaker 3: like a little square fence looking thing.

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Speaker 6: No, they just look like they're they're they're flattened.

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Speaker 4: They're like this, they're like chips.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Are they circles? Oh, I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: They come in that big giant white bag.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and they have hot wing, they have garlic, parmesan, but.

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Speaker 3: There's shapes like a pretzel. They're just flat.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they're delicious, okay, okay, And they are delicious. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they come like I like the salt and pepper. Personally,

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Speaker 2: that's my favorite.

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Speaker 3: It's probably the newest delivery system for pretzels.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, that's the new Well that's like a chip.

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Speaker 3: It's like flat like a chip, but it looks like

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Speaker 3: a pretzel.

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Speaker 8: Is that what we're talking about?

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Speaker 3: Imagine a pretzel. They just got steam rolled.

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Speaker 6: It's blowing Kyle's mind. He can't so hard about these

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Speaker 6: pretzel crips.

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Speaker 3: The worst has got to be the nuggets, right, the

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Speaker 3: little pretzel bugg It's I'm not.

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Speaker 4: Like the loaves. The little loaves they look.

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Speaker 3: Like yeah, I mean when those are soft, they're cool.

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Speaker 8: But when they're hard, I'm like, oh yeah, those are

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Speaker 8: the worst.

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Speaker 4: Yes, pretzel bites go off like little dunkin wetzel pretzel bites.

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Speaker 4: I will dunk the FuG out of those, bro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle, there you go, so you don't have to

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Speaker 2: tax your brain anymore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean to me, this is a picture for me, y'all.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 7: These are definitely the newest incarnation of pretzel pretzel food.

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Speaker 4: Don't they have the everything bagel version of this or

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Speaker 4: something that are so good?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: The buffalo wings are also very yummy.

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Speaker 4: You know what I like to do. I like to

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Speaker 4: get the originals and I just I just dip them

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Speaker 4: in a jar of peanut butter like a freaking maniac.

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Speaker 8: Whoa peanut butter?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 8: That's a good one. That's a good one.

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Speaker 6: I go hummus.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big hummus boy on my pretzel cris Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wow, pretzels and hummus. Yeah, for sure, why not?

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Speaker 8: For sure? This is crazy to me.

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Speaker 4: It is in your mind pretzel logic, which is a

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Speaker 4: great Steely Dan.

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Speaker 3: Steely Dan baby, this is a.

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Speaker 4: Real great Steely Dan album. But you know something that

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Speaker 4: I do not fuck with in the pretzel world. What

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Speaker 4: I don't fuck with pretzel buns, dude, not at all.

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Speaker 4: Not at freaking all.

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Speaker 3: Huh, Well, they're interesting.

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Speaker 7: I think there's a real They're too tough, aren't they

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Speaker 7: too tough?

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Speaker 4: I just think it's like a lot of hullabaloo, but

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Speaker 4: like it's a lot of build up for like something

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Speaker 4: that's about to be good, but it just ends up

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Speaker 4: being dry with like a little salt on top or something.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think it. I think I know what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: There was like a time where Wendy's was like, we

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Speaker 3: do pretzel buns now right. It was big. It was like,

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Speaker 3: if you're gonna have bacon on a burger, there was

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Speaker 3: usually a pretzel bun squeeze.

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Speaker 4: It was a one two combo and I was always

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Speaker 4: let down by the pretzel bun of it all.

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Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, though, if Adam comes back with

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Speaker 3: pretzel buns, boy I might just suck the rod. That

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Speaker 3: sh it's important.

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Speaker 4: Suck the brown off it, brom off the rock.

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Speaker 3: Pretzel buns are on sliders. Hungry pretzel buns are.

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Speaker 4: Pretzel buns sliders like with ham sandwiches. Yeah, what what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying. It's not as good as a fucking Hawaiian roll,

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Speaker 4: Like give me Hawaiian.

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Speaker 8: No oh dude, coming from Hawaii.

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Speaker 7: Bro, we were all about our Hawaiian rolls and they're

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Speaker 7: the fucking best dog.

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Speaker 3: That was me on the fourth really, yeah, of course, dude.

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Speaker 3: On the fourth I made sliders, had some Hawaiian rolls

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Speaker 3: at them, Adam, show me those pretzel those pretzel rolls. Boy,

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Speaker 3: I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't go get the pretzels because it's here. You see,

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Speaker 2: you see what they are.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I just was thinking, we're talking about all this, these

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Speaker 2: products that we love.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, here we.

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Speaker 8: Go, pretzel products, pretzel products.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if Blake had these, because they're pretty

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Speaker 2: fucking new.

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Speaker 6: They just came on the market. But it's it's Ashland.

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Speaker 2: So we have the Ashland Spirits, which are the fucking ship.

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Speaker 2: We gotta get dirts some of these because I think

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Speaker 2: you would, you would.

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Speaker 3: Like these good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we would your vote.

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Speaker 6: I think you'd mess with these ones.

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Speaker 3: These are better great?

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Speaker 7: Now can you explain to me, like, explain to me

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Speaker 7: what's going on with them?

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Speaker 3: What's the deal?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 2: These are these are just vodka seltzers. So it's not

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Speaker 2: hard Seltzer isn't made with vodka. It's like brewed like

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Speaker 2: a like a beer malt, and this is made with vodka, right,

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Speaker 2: they taste they taste great. And then these are such

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Speaker 2: a banger voyage hard iced tease and they have this

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Speaker 2: is a peach one, which I really fuck with.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: They also have like a lemonade and it just tastes

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Speaker 2: like an Arnold Palmer. I love it with booze in it.

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Speaker 2: And they're fucking good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: How many ounces is that big ass can?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a big ass.

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Speaker 2: This is a twenty four. This is a twenty four,

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Speaker 2: big damn son. Where'd you find them?

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Speaker 4: I want to suck the blue off that can. Man,

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Speaker 4: that is big.

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Speaker 6: You want to slob this one down.

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Speaker 3: But just for the record, no, you got no pretzel bums,

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Speaker 3: no pretzels.

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Speaker 6: I got no pretzel votes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, damn it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to ask, did you guys get this yet?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm sending in to all y'all.

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Speaker 4: Here we go, my guy product toss over here. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: oh I did get that. I got the bag from

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Speaker 4: Nina the Outlaws Netflix bag. It came with a little rose.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 7: When I get that, I'm traveling with that bag, bro,

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Speaker 7: that is my fucking bag.

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Speaker 3: TSA is going to have your ask. You're an l Well,

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Speaker 3: step right over here, sir, they're going to stop me. Dude,

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Speaker 3: just sent you money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, cashy of money, dude.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you guys are gonna get my oscar vote for sure.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 8: Is that a DVD?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? It's DVD with DVD Extrais is.

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Speaker 8: That a DVD from Netflix?

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Speaker 3: I love it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're in the DVD business. Now, can you believe it?

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Speaker 7: I don't think it is. I think it was just

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Speaker 7: a piece of paper.

449
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Speaker 4: Actually, that's actually Nina's wine brand, right, she has some

450
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Speaker 4: points on the back end for that or some stuff.

451
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Speaker 2: Yeah she uh yeah, she owns Uh it's called Fresh

452
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Speaker 2: Fine Wine. And Nina and her friend Julian huff Uh

453
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Speaker 2: they own that that together and uh smart. Yeah, they

454
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Speaker 2: put these these sick little bags together, which was kind

455
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Speaker 2: of nice.

456
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to start a wine brand.

457
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Speaker 3: Did I send you my address? I remember when you?

458
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Speaker 6: Yes, you did?

459
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Speaker 3: Next you I did?

460
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Speaker 5: Right?

461
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it might be and it might be on its way.

462
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Speaker 3: My number still nine to one one?

463
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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, baby.

464
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Speaker 3: Do not wet.

465
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Speaker 6: We got stuff in the mail, baby, yeah, Blake, what are.

466
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Speaker 3: We what's the what are we doing here? We're drinking

467
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Speaker 3: a lot of water. I've noticed.

468
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Speaker 4: Oh well, it's just fourth of July recovery. But I

469
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Speaker 4: have incorporated the now gen lifestyle into my life style.

470
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Speaker 6: What does that mean?

471
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Speaker 5: Now?

472
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Speaker 3: Geen that bottle that's the water bottle from the nineties.

473
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you try to finish how many of these, like

474
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Speaker 4: five a day to reach your your like water quota?

475
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Speaker 6: Oh dude? Yeah?

476
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Speaker 4: Or you just red solo cup?

477
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Speaker 6: How many ounces?

478
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Speaker 2: Because I've I fuck I've I've fuck a giant I

479
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Speaker 2: fuck up a giant solo cut.

480
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Speaker 3: You said you fuck it?

481
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Speaker 2: Go ahead, you said you fuck it, I fuck it,

482
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Speaker 2: And now we know I fuck this cup and my

483
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Speaker 2: dick fits in there perfercently.

484
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Speaker 7: I believe the amount of water you're supposed to drink

485
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Speaker 7: per day is your weight converted to ounces? Half they're

486
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Speaker 7: not converted, but just pounds go ounces and then half

487
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Speaker 7: of that.

488
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Speaker 8: This is important. Does that make sense?

489
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Speaker 3: No? Will you explain it?

490
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Speaker 6: Pounds go ounces? That's it's important.

491
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Speaker 4: Yeah, make it more confusing, please so that no one

492
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Speaker 4: does it.

493
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Speaker 7: I weigh twenty two right now, okay, so oh my,

494
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Speaker 7: so half that one eleven and then when one hundred

495
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Speaker 7: and eleven ounces is what I'm supposed to be drinking

496
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Speaker 7: bare minimum every day.

497
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Speaker 6: It's a bear man.

498
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Speaker 3: Wow, one hundred and eleven ounces and how many shit?

499
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Speaker 3: I don't I don't even know what that is.

500
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Speaker 7: That's almost two gallons, right? Or is a gallon sixty

501
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Speaker 7: four eight? I can't remember.

502
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Speaker 3: But you're supposed to drink like ten cans of water.

503
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Speaker 7: You're supposed to drink a fuck ton of water. Yeah,

504
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Speaker 7: you're supposed to drink more than you would think. I'll

505
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Speaker 7: tell you that much.

506
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Speaker 3: Yeah, can I tell you something. There's no way.

507
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Speaker 2: There's one hundred and twenty eight ounces in a gallon.

508
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Speaker 8: So I'm supposed to drink a gallon of water every day?

509
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Speaker 3: Your boobs are huge. No one is supposed to drink that.

510
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 3: Not in the history of humans has anything. It doesn't

511
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Speaker 3: seem like a lot to me.

512
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Speaker 6: Well, I drink that every day without a doubt.

513
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Speaker 3: You drink a gallon of water a day.

514
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Speaker 2: I drink so much water every day. I filled this

515
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Speaker 2: up probably twelve times.

516
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Speaker 8: Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.

517
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Speaker 7: A gallon feels like I would finish a gallon every

518
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Speaker 7: day no matter what.

519
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Speaker 4: You guys are insane.

520
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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

521
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Speaker 4: I will say that I recently saw about these now

522
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Speaker 4: Jeane bottles that supposedly they already saw about them.

523
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Speaker 6: What does that mean?

524
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Speaker 3: Like reading I saw a story about them that they have.

525
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Speaker 6: What's so special about these bottles? It's just like a

526
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Speaker 6: bottle to put it.

527
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Speaker 8: Let them talk.

528
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Speaker 4: They've been around for a long time. They've been around

529
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Speaker 4: like the now Gene movement. And you haven't seen people

530
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Speaker 4: carrying this around like Dodos nineties.

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Speaker 7: Dur said nineties a second ago, and that fucking tripped

532
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Speaker 7: my ass out.

533
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Speaker 4: They've been around for a while.

534
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Speaker 3: That was like the currency at our high school. Were

535
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Speaker 3: those fucking bottles?

536
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Speaker 4: Yes, but I heard I read a story or saw

537
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Speaker 4: I saw online or something that they have more germs

538
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Speaker 4: on them than like a public toilet, like they're they're

539
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Speaker 4: very disgusting.

540
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Speaker 2: Well you got it, dude. You know what you have

541
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Speaker 2: to do to it? Wash it, put it in the dishwasher.

542
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Speaker 7: And yeah, I did hear that you are supposed to

543
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Speaker 7: wash them after every rub a dog's asshole on it.

544
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't fist your dog's asshole with it. And then.

545
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Speaker 3: Unfortunately dog's assholes cleaner than the human's mouth like a.

546
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Speaker 4: Dog's asshole, I mean I don't wash it every day.

547
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Speaker 4: I probably should, but ever since reading that story, I

548
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Speaker 4: have you should.

549
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Speaker 7: The amount of bacteria that's growing inside of that thing,

550
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Speaker 7: you'd be surprised to put.

551
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Speaker 3: It makes you stronger. You you eat it and then

552
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Speaker 3: it's in your body.

553
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Speaker 6: And dude, who gives a shit, You're fine.

554
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Speaker 4: I like that.

555
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Speaker 3: I can get behind that.

556
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Speaker 4: And again, you know, they didn't specify what kind of

557
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Speaker 4: public toilet. Some public toilets are way more dirty than others, right, like.

558
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Speaker 3: Well you read it, don't and would you?

559
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Speaker 6: Yeah, would you eat a doughnut out of this public toilet?

560
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Speaker 3: Or now we're talking it's science? Oh god, remember that ship?

561
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 3: Like did that? If you?

562
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Speaker 4: I was gonna do the question if you had to

563
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Speaker 4: eat out of a toilet, what toilet would it be?

564
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Speaker 4: Like a public toilet? But you kind of have already

565
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Speaker 4: done that.

566
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Speaker 3: So because, by the way, what is even an example

567
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Speaker 3: of an answer to that question?

568
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Speaker 4: Like an airline toilet I am not eating out of

569
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Speaker 4: because those are fucking ran train on.

570
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not eating out. What's the one that you

571
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Speaker 7: would what? What is a public toilet that you would

572
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Speaker 7: eat out of?

573
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Speaker 3: Well?

574
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Speaker 4: I have to think about it. I'm Okay, like maybe

575
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Speaker 4: a yoga studio is that public?

576
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Speaker 2: A yoga studio, dude, they all do hot yoga and

577
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 2: just go and then just fucking hose out of their ass.

578
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Speaker 3: Pray vegan diarrhea.

579
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Speaker 8: I think that's considered public. I think that's a private toy.

580
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Speaker 2: That is a toilet, Yeah, dude, I feel like maybe

581
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Speaker 2: a library.

582
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Speaker 3: We're that's good. Library smart, library, don't do diary.

583
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Speaker 6: No library smart, I'm not done.

584
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Speaker 3: That's smart. I'm proud of you.

585
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 4: It's not smart. Just because there's books doesn't make it smart.

586
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 3: But it's smart, dude, it is.

587
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Speaker 2: It's a library in rural Nebraska. Okay, it's a library

588
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: in the Midwest, not in a big city. There's not

589
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Speaker 2: a ton of homeless people, because you're right. Library in Casifornia,

590
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Speaker 2: it's just a ton of homeless people jacket off at

591
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Speaker 2: the public Wi Fi computers.

592
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Speaker 7: You know, depending on where you are, you know what

593
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Speaker 7: I mean. But like, not all California, but universal. I

594
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Speaker 7: think that's probably the cleanest public toilet out there.

595
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Speaker 3: Is the library. Absolutely, an Omaha library.

596
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 2: No, just a library, not even not even a smaller

597
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Speaker 2: town outside of Omaha.

598
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Speaker 4: No, it's a doctor's off.

599
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Speaker 3: That's not public?

600
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Speaker 4: Not dude, Well, how is it not public?

601
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Speaker 3: You're fucking don't understand what public in private is?

602
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 8: Dude, it's them off.

603
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 4: If I can walk through the doors and take a ship,

604
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 4: it's public. You can walk into a doctor's office.

605
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 6: And you can't. You care.

606
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 4: You can't just walk into doctor's office and take a ship.

607
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 3: Have you been doing this?

608
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 11: Have you?

609
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Speaker 6: Okay? No, dude?

610
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Speaker 2: You They will go excuse me, why are you here?

611
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: Do you have an appointment? And you'll go, I'm just

612
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 2: here to take a ship and now go.

613
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Speaker 6: Please leave.

614
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 4: How's that for appointment?

615
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Speaker 5: Motherfucker?

616
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Speaker 8: Turn around?

617
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Speaker 3: No, turn around?

618
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Speaker 7: Pretty good unless you need an X ray?

619
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Speaker 6: Hey, are you covered and ship?

620
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Speaker 2: The only way you're going to take a ship is

621
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Speaker 2: you have to be covered in ship in order for

622
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Speaker 2: them to allow you through this.

623
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Speaker 6: In the last week's podcast, sir.

624
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Speaker 4: I don't think you've noticed, but I'm already halfway done.

625
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Speaker 4: So if you could just let me finish, I'd like to.

626
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Speaker 6: Use your restaurant please finished?

627
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Speaker 4: Okay, I gotta really think about what it would be

628
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Speaker 4: then you.

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Speaker 3: Do you do? Because target? What about target?

630
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Speaker 6: Is that a target room?

631
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 5: It is?

632
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Speaker 3: But dude, target like an Apple store?

633
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 4: Oh good? Good answer.

634
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Speaker 7: I don't think Apple stores have bathrooms available.

635
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 3: I don't know.

636
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 6: That's not any Apple store.

637
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Speaker 3: IPEd wait, so like, uh, you can't, but I've never asked.

638
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 3: I've never asked.

639
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 4: If I've never I've never asked either.

640
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Speaker 7: Well, I don't think you can just go to the

641
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Speaker 7: Apple store and there's no bathroom.

642
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Speaker 6: Of the Apple stores I've been in, they don't have bathrooms.

643
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Speaker 3: Well I'm sorry, hang on, we said Target, Target has bathrooms.

644
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 3: Well they dipple stores have bathrooms. I just don't know.

645
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 4: I do know if they're open to the public.

646
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Speaker 7: I mean, I also think that technically both of those

647
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Speaker 7: are private bathrooms. I think you need to be purchasing something,

648
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,199
Speaker 7: so then Target's got to be awful. Table is a public,

649
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 7: but Starbucks is like an exception to the rule. Would

650
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Speaker 7: you buy a laptop to take a shit?

651
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 3: Ude?

652
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 2: Public is a public, like the like city council, Like

653
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: that is a public because you pay your taxes, so

654
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 2: it can run much like a stoutish much like a

655
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Speaker 2: DMV the House of Representatives.

656
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Speaker 4: But what about the police station. I bet those toilets

657
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 4: are pretty nice to eat.

658
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 6: Out of them. No they're not.

659
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like card black coffee dookies.

660
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 2: No, they're not blake. Do not eat out of a

661
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Speaker 2: police station toilet.

662
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Speaker 3: That's just Chipotle, you know, and like cops. Remember when

663
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 3: cops is parlayed from donuts to Chipotle.

664
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Speaker 2: Dude, fucking bunch of cops assholes, just fucking hosing down

665
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Speaker 2: this bathroom.

666
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,479
Speaker 3: No, there's a public bathroom, like I mean, if if

667
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 3: you're in a stadium, like, that's a public bathroom, right,

668
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 3: So isn't it a bathroom in Apple store? But you

669
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 3: did pay to get in?

670
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 5: Yeah?

671
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Speaker 4: I think Target is a public bathroom.

672
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Speaker 3: I know. So if I get some like a new

673
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Speaker 3: headphone tips.

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Speaker 2: That's the right, right, it's not it's not it's not

675
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Speaker 2: public because you do have to pay to get into

676
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: the stadium.

677
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 7: The word we're looking for is like communal bathroom. What's

678
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 7: the cleanest communal bathroom that you would eat off them?

679
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:55,959
Speaker 2: Right?

680
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 12: Oh?

681
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 6: Oh, Dodger stadium.

682
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 3: That's not looking for. Is this the Is this not

683
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: the word? Where I got it?

684
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 4: I got it, dude, I have the answer, finally answer.

685
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: A church A church bathroom?

686
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 3: Church?

687
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 4: Church, they're underused. I feel like they're underused. People are

688
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 4: in the house of God.

689
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 3: There's no way people are shipping in the House of God.

690
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you're praying that it comes out.

691
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: Anytime I've ever been to a church, should have. You

692
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: got to get the demons out, absolutely, got to exercise

693
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: the demons.

694
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 4: Absolutely. But it's probably a holy it is probably a

695
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 4: clean ship.

696
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 3: It was right. He just threw that away.

697
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 4: I didn't even know what was coming out of It's

698
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: like a prestl stick.

699
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: And the back does not land.

700
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 7: But whatever, it reminded of a simpler time, and I

701
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 7: liked that.

702
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 4: It was good. Yeah, man, the brown Where else.

703
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 3: Could we take this ship?

704
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 4: We can milk this for twenty Yeah, I think we

705
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 4: could maybe think a couple more places we could ship.

706
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 4: But I mean church was the number one answer.

707
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 3: But this is eating. This was eating out of the toilet.

708
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 7: That's what we were talking about, right, Just nasty and

709
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 7: gross and shame on us, honestly.

710
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like that anymore. That's yucky.

711
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, shame shame.

712
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 4: I'm so off that question.

713
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: What about like a Sophora ooh, the bathroom of Sephori.

714
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, I feel like Sephora chicks are

715
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 4: taking huge fucking dumps, dude, like that, like really like

716
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 4: nervous energy. Ships like they feel a little.

717
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, keep it, you feel you feel this, I think

718
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 6: you're wrong. I don't think you're wrong. You feel this.

719
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 4: I feel like workers tend to be like a little scatterbrain,

720
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 4: a little like uptight. They wait till their brick.

721
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 3: As soon as you Saidephora, instantly I was hit with

722
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 3: waves of gross anxiety.

723
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 4: Ship. You know I worked for Sephora. Tell me yes, yes,

724
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 4: Because my aunt used to work for Sephora. And when

725
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 4: they were opening a store in the Bay Area in

726
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 4: Walnut Creek.

727
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 11: Blak in full makeup, like welcome to Sephora, Hella like extension,

728
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 11: would you like hat eyes?

729
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 3: Whoa?

730
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 4: You had to wear all dude? No, I wasn't actually

731
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 4: on the floor while the store was open. We got

732
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 4: the store ready.

733
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 3: Let's open, get out of here.

734
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 4: You equal, they're equal employers, and let me do it

735
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 4: all right. I just had to like straighten my hair

736
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 4: and wear all black. It was cool. Got out to

737
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 4: my aunt Jamie, so, so what did you do for Sephora?

738
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: So we like stalked the shelves. It was before the

739
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 4: store actually open, and.

740
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 2: This was like when you're in. I didn't know that

741
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: story existed that long ago. I thought it was like

742
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: within like the last ten or fifteen years a.

743
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 8: Soora, So Fora's gotta be thirty, Adam.

744
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 3: You gotta remember he's a coastal elite, right, Yeah, before

745
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 3: we did in the Midwest. That is true.

746
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 6: As a coastal elite, it hit their first.

747
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 4: And also this is not as long ago as you

748
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 4: may think. It wasn't high school. I was definitely like

749
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 4: I think, at OCC and then it was like a

750
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 4: summer job. I flew home and then.

751
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 2: Oh you you came home all summer When we were

752
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 2: at OCC, I didn't.

753
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 6: I didn't know that.

754
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 4: I think I would take large, large trips back. Yeah, no,

755
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 4: take large ships, come to a huge fucking.

756
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: And so when you were there, you were like, so

757
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 2: you'd go back from college all just tied up.

758
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 6: Your guts are all tied up from all.

759
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 2: The bean burritos and all the del taco and ship that.

760
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 6: You're eating for.

761
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 3: B R C Burrito.

762
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: You start to work at Sephora and you're anxious. Dude,

763
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: you're there. There's so many pretty girls, there's so many

764
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 2: pretty smells.

765
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 4: Yes, dude, there were a lot of pretty girls.

766
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: And I know my Blake Anderson's getting a little flustered,

767
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 2: and so you did just go in these bathrooms and

768
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 2: just light them up?

769
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 4: Uh huh yeah, I'd be like, well it was it

770
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 4: was like connected to a mall, so you would kind

771
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 4: of use like, was.

772
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 8: This at sun Valley?

773
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 3: Where were you? No?

774
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 4: What, there's some mall in Walnut Creek that it was that.

775
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 3: It was like Broadway Plaza, Yeah, something outdoor mall.

776
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 4: I don't know, I was. It was such a nervous

777
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 4: time for me that I hardly remember where I was.

778
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 4: It was a lot of pressure. It was like all

779
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 4: girls in me, and you know, I just I feel

780
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 4: like I had a lot of zits at the time,

781
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: and it just was like it was really, it's really scary.

782
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 3: This is good. Well there's a there's makeup everywhere. Yeah,

783
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 3: you're in the right place for zits. I feel like

784
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,719
Speaker 3: it sits. I wonder how I could cover these up.

785
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 4: Well, that's why I felt super self conscious about my skin,

786
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 4: because we're like literally work working in a makeup shop.

787
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, godn't worry.

788
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 3: Those girls were painted up like that.

789
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 6: And so you're like, so, so exactly how does his

790
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 6: foundation work? Like, uh, what do I do.

791
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 3: I don't remember you being that zitty in college. Well

792
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 3: you were. You were a zitty boy.

793
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 2: Had some zits when we first met each other. You know,

794
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 2: zits were still just hormones were raging still. But you

795
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 2: know not, I don't think any of us had particularly

796
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 2: horrible But Blake is just a very anxious young man.

797
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 6: You know, he was.

798
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 3: Staring with a very oily young grease ball.

799
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 7: He's a very oily greasy Oh no, we did, because Adam,

800
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 7: I used to borrow your stridex pads and ship I

801
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 7: remember we used to do that.

802
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had stridex pas.

803
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 4: Those were so bad for you.

804
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 2: Those just used to Yeah, we tortum light them up.

805
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 4: But I also feel like, you know, when you're when

806
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 4: you're young, you're just like, you see one z it,

807
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 4: you think you think it's the end of the world.

808
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 4: It's not. Everybody just you know, leave them alone. You'll

809
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 4: get through it. You're skin starts to balance out, and

810
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 4: it's just have to have a better routine with your

811
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 4: face and stuff like that.

812
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 3: I used to get like, I never got like zits it,

813
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 3: but I would get like razor bumps, you know what

814
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 3: I mean. I would get like a rowdy fucking white head.

815
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 3: That would just be like.

816
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 2: I used to get like zits, but that like on

817
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: my dick and like open sores and stuff, right right,

818
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: do tail just like just saying that they would would

819
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 2: flare up and stuff.

820
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 7: You've got the floor, right, Yeah, yeah, but you guys

821
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 7: did have that open sores.

822
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 8: Tell me a little bit more about the open open

823
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 8: I don't.

824
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 4: Know Sphora sold any kind of makeup for that.

825
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I go into Saphora and just dip my

826
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,439
Speaker 2: dick in and a bunchet.

827
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 4: These free samples your mascara.

828
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 7: Stop closing, Stop closing that compact on your dicks.

829
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 6: I got sorry, always have to take it there.

830
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 3: Just trying to that's it.

831
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 4: I gotta take a ship.

832
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 2: That was one of my favorite things in Workaholics, when

833
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 2: like just trying to think of a funny way to

834
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: like exit a scene and just well, I gotta take

835
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,720
Speaker 2: a ship and then you just exit.

836
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 4: Wait, this is a serious question. Do they have like

837
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,720
Speaker 4: cock makeup? Do they have makeup for your nether regions?

838
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 3: I think it's just makeup.

839
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 6: I don't think you don't think.

840
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 7: You means anybody specifically like capitalized on this and within

841
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 7: the business world.

842
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, in the market.

843
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: Well, we got to talk to our friends over at

844
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 2: Dude Wipes and see if maybe I'm a dude we

845
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 2: can add some like coloring to the to the wipes. Yeah,

846
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: you're not You're not wiping things off, you're smearing things on.

847
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 4: I love dude centric products. They're very cool. Dude.

848
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 6: Remember Doctor Pepper ten.

849
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fact that they pivoted away from that is

850
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 2: the saddest. It was such an insane campaign where it's

851
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 2: like Doctor Pepper ten, it's for men.

852
00:36:59,400 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 5: I'm a dude.

853
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, there, never, never, ever will we go back

854
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,240
Speaker 2: to a time where a corporation decides to market things

855
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 2: only for men.

856
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 3: I don't know about dude Wipes.

857
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 4: I feel like there's a beer that's going to be

858
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 4: around the corner that's really like excludes everyone except man.

859
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 4: They're like, this beer is for a man only.

860
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, and then we'll then we'll drink it because

861
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 6: that's hilarious.

862
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 3: Wait, do we want to talk about how we did

863
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 3: an episode of Have we talked about this on Workhogs?

864
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 3: We did a whole episode where the guys are like

865
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 3: obsessed with doctor Pepperton making sure no women in the

866
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 3: office were drinking it.

867
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 2: And because the ad campaign in real life was Dtor Pepperton.

868
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 3: It's for men, so we were like policing making sure

869
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 3: women were drinking its towers.

870
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 6: To the day we finally have something that's ours, Yeah.

871
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 4: Right, slapping it out of their hands like Britney spears

872
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 4: a catch baby.

873
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 3: Yet And then we were reading like a review of

874
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 3: the episode and it was just like fucking giving us

875
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: the hardest time for like such an obvious uh like

876
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 3: ad like sell out thing, and we're like, we didn't

877
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 3: get paid any money.

878
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 4: It was completely story bat they backed the truck up

879
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 4: on us.

880
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 13: Yeah, I wish, I wish, no, not even it was

881
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 13: just so absurd.

882
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 3: Although, what did I watch the other day? Someone posted

883
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 3: the like old Carls Junior were were like nice buns, yeah,

884
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 3: and she was like, would you say like that was

885
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 3: in an episode where some girl punked us up rettel

886
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 3: buns that Carl's j.

887
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 2: I think it was sourdough, nice lumpy buns.

888
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 3: I suck the brown.

889
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 4: I would licking the salt off nice was a dialogue

890
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 4: from our show. I want to lick the brown off

891
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 4: your buns. And then she's like, what the this the sandwich.

892
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 6: And that was Carls Junior sponsored.

893
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 2: Every once in a while we would do something because

894
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: really we didn't have that much money to make our show,

895
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 2: so anytime we wanted to do any stunt, we couldn't

896
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: afford to do it.

897
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 6: We had to get creative.

898
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 4: We'd have to go sip the teeth of jacklin sjerkey.

899
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 3: What was the triple the triple thick burger? That spit

900
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 3: that you guys had to do, like the bacon, double cheese,

901
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, triple yeah? What was that? A real that

902
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 3: was real sponsor something something, But we thought it would

903
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 3: be It was really hard to say, and so we

904
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 3: were like, wouldn't it be funny if you guys kept

905
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 3: casually saying it back and forth to each other. And

906
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 3: it was like funny on the page, and then on

907
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 3: the day it was like fuck this, Like we're not

908
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 3: it's just so stupid, and we're like, they're gonna send

909
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 3: us one hundred and fifty thousand dollars towards the budget

910
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 3: we got through.

911
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 4: Actually we're kind of tied to the bit.

912
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to do this to shoot the end

913
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 3: of this episode.

914
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, we signed a contract and now we do have

915
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: to say this over and over again.

916
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 3: Ready, I think it's the Wendy's Swiss Melt, triple.

917
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 6: Thick burger, triple bacon cheese, mushroom.

918
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 3: It was a Swiss, it was a it was a mushroom,

919
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: Swiss milt, triple pizza pizza.

920
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: I remember it being impossible for us to say and

921
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: like to casually say in a conversation.

922
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 6: We were like, this is fucking stupid.

923
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

924
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: I always whenever I have a hard time with the

925
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 2: line of dialogue, I say this is fucking stupid.

926
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 6: We should we shouldn't do it.

927
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 3: You blame the rio every time.

928
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 8: Every time. Yeah, this is so stupid.

929
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 3: Who wrote this?

930
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: This is so dumb, This is so stupid. It's just

931
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 2: because I can't wrap my brain around saying it.

932
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sorry, And it's the crux of the film. We

933
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 3: just need you to say that. Yeah, he's your father.

934
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 3: So stupid, stupid.

935
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 13: So no, I'm not saying you keep saying fat Herd.

936
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 13: I keep saying fat Herd, it's father. Okay, Well that's

937
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 13: how you would say it. And are you the actor?

938
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 13: Are you the actor?

939
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 5: Okay?

940
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 6: I didn't think.

941
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 4: So you're in a courtroom seeing and calling the judge.

942
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 5: Ho nor.

943
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 3: Your hoe, nor this is your whole or and then

944
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 3: it's like it's just a little confusing. Is it funny?

945
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 3: It's funnier.

946
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 4: It seems like it's funnier.

947
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 3: This is a drama that I say.

948
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 6: Say, you're you're a horn or this.

949
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 4: Is the O. J. Simpsons. Who the fuck was his

950
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 4: uh lawyer Johnny Cochran.

951
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 3: Tonight on the O J. Simpson Show.

952
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,240
Speaker 6: I'm playing Johnny Cochran this right.

953
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 4: You're a Kardashian, You're definitely cards Yeah, yeah, yeah with

954
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 4: that moody, I don't even know if I'm not I'm

955
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 4: not Kim.

956
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 3: I know I'm saying I was gonna say, did Robert

957
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 3: Kardashian have like a backyard on him?

958
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: Didn't date that that whole family bought their backyard? I know,

959
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 2: I know, Yeah, those aren't real backyards.

960
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 4: Wait, was we're saying that Kardashian butts are not real?

961
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 6: They're not They're not no blake, They're not blake.

962
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 4: What I think that's the one building block of them,

963
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 4: Like they are butts and then they form around the butt.

964
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I know they claim that, but I don't.

965
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 7: I don't think that that's uh. I think they claim

966
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 7: it but I don't think that's real.

967
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 6: Man, I'm so disappointed in you.

968
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 3: Unless we saw old clips of Robert Kardashian running around

969
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 3: like that one dude in the super tight shorts used

970
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 3: to talk.

971
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: About, Dude, I love that guy. Oh where he's like

972
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: he's like training on the yacht and he has security.

973
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: And then do you know what we're talking about, right, Blake,

974
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 2: the guy that runs everywhere in those.

975
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 4: Those tired shorts. Yeah, honestly I did.

976
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 3: But but I thought for sure.

977
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 4: The Kardashians like that was the thing on them.

978
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they all look wildly different than what

979
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 2: they used to look like.

980
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 6: They all are fully with.

981
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 3: The exception of Kendall is the only one who's normal.

982
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 7: But it is a muscle, and you can't you can't

983
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 7: work it out, right, You could work you out to.

984
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 4: Get to that absolutely science. Okay, all right, I'm just

985
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 4: asking because what you need a regimen. If Kyle starts

986
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 4: to get it's a fucking donker in the back, that

987
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 4: would be.

988
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 3: What I just assumed you've seen the like before and

989
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 3: after next to each other of like Kylie.

990
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 4: Yes, and I do know that, like as far as

991
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 4: their faces go and stuff.

992
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: Like that, but like, please help us out here, let's

993
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 2: get some Kardashian before and after photos.

994
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 4: I felt like the butt was like, yeah, something that

995
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 4: they you know, worked out, but also you know the

996
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 4: building blocks for good ass was was there?

997
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 5: Right?

998
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 7: But do you think that they're honest about it? Do

999
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 7: you think they're honest? That's that's where I kind of

1000
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 7: run into a little bit of a like I don't

1001
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 7: know dilemma, Like of course they want it to be Yeah,

1002
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 7: it's real, but is it real?

1003
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 3: Bam?

1004
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 4: Would you do that?

1005
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 3: Like if if someone gave you a million dollars huh,

1006
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 3: but you could only use it to like and make

1007
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 3: over yourself. But you knew that if you made yourself

1008
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 3: of super hot, handsome, cut, whatever, that you could use

1009
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 3: that to market it to make more millions, which is

1010
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 3: essentially what they've kind of done. Right. Would you take

1011
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 3: the million or would you just be like I'm good

1012
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 3: and you wor get like a gas station? In this scenario?

1013
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 4: Can I work at a Sephora?

1014
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 3: I don't think you can't.

1015
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 2: Guys, we have before and after photos in in the chat.

1016
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 2: Please take a look, so as you could tell they're

1017
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 2: they're changing very drastically.

1018
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 4: Well well, but she's also look at right there, what's

1019
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 4: the youngest one, she's a child there, you're gonna you're

1020
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 4: gonna develop beyond that. She's like, these.

1021
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 6: Are yeah, your nose is totally I mean, but Kim

1022
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 6: doesn't look that. She looks wildly different.

1023
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 4: She changed her makeup routine. It's contouring.

1024
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 6: Kendall looks wildly different.

1025
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 3: Yes, she's the one. She took the cake. I mean.

1026
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 3: And by the way, great figured it out, you know hey, and.

1027
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 4: They all look great.

1028
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 3: She's like nobody people almost don't remember. Oh yeah, I

1029
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 3: don't know who these people.

1030
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 2: And also Kendall did a great job because she now

1031
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: is super hot and.

1032
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 6: The others kind of look like mutants.

1033
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 3: Sorry you're saying Kylie or Kendall.

1034
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 6: Kendall.

1035
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 4: Kendall's gorgeous Kendall.

1036
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, she wins.

1037
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 6: Kendall. She added some stuff, she did some things.

1038
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 4: She did it right.

1039
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 3: Also, I've never really watched the show neither I remember

1040
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 3: I watched. I think I like that talked about this too.

1041
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 3: But like she was on like Glenno, like showing her

1042
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 3: sick old corvette and she was like very cool and

1043
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 3: I was like, oh she's cool too.

1044
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, yeah, they all rock. Dude, No, they don't.

1045
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 4: They're all freaking cool as hell?

1046
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Christianner Rules?

1047
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 6: God hate that you like the Kardashians.

1048
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 4: Dude, Wow, dude, I'm into him. I'm fully on.

1049
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 3: Favorite Superfamily, Go Adam, super favorite Superfamily, Go the jetson

1050
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 3: the Osbourns.

1051
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good answer. Kyle the Hogans.

1052
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 7: I was gonna say Hogan, but I don't believe that

1053
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 7: that was just the first one that came to my mind.

1054
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 3: I don't think I think I have to say the

1055
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 3: Coola Broye.

1056
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, are you going to say the Bidens?

1057
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 4: After after a Hunter my dog Hunter party?

1058
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 2: And I love that video of him like he is

1059
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: on cocaine.

1060
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it just like drops some footage of him

1061
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 4: like smoking crack while he's driving a car. That dude,

1062
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 4: is you gotta feel bad? Dude?

1063
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 2: Dude, what a wild That guy is a go hard

1064
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 2: I know, my god?

1065
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you feel a little bad?

1066
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, just helped, but almost, like do you almost? But

1067
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 2: then have you seen the photo of Don Junior getting polycharged?

1068
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 6: But Donald Jr?

1069
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 2: Like it just posing in like a flannel shirt awkwardly

1070
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 2: against the log.

1071
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that one made its rounds a while.

1072
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 2: Ago, and you're like, I'd rather have my son be

1073
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 2: a crackhead. Why wait, why, Because you're such a pussy

1074
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 2: just taking this photo by yourself awkwardly on a log

1075
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: where boots that you can tell that are so clean.

1076
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 2: He's never walked in the woods in his life. I'm like,

1077
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 2: this guy is just pos just major poser.

1078
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, I haven't seen the photo.

1079
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 3: He's a poser, right.

1080
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 6: Right, right, I'd rather you not be a poser. And

1081
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 6: you're you smoke cracking, I'm still going to send it.

1082
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 7: You're like an authentic drug addict. Yeah, I'd rather have that, right,

1083
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 7: At least you're authentic, right.

1084
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 3: Trucks make me cool?

1085
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 4: Yeah? All right? So you you want a rock star

1086
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 4: son who is in the you know, he's in the

1087
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 4: news for really bad stuff. You're supposed to be You're

1088
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 4: supposed to be the president of the United States. The

1089
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 4: rails like it's a fucking nineties movie, Dent.

1090
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 2: It's like, it's wasn't that a movie with Michael Douglas

1091
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 2: where he's the president and his daughter is a full

1092
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 2: blown drug addict?

1093
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 6: That is a movie?

1094
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: What is that?

1095
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:55,959
Speaker 8: Michael Douglas?

1096
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 3: What are you talking about here?

1097
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 12: I'm almost I have to talk to Dave the movie Dave.

1098
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 8: I like Dave, but Dave was like Dave was like

1099
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 8: a body double.

1100
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 12: Right?

1101
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: Wait, how is Dave a show and the movie? I'm

1102
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 3: just realizing it. Great?

1103
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 4: Holy shit, you think it's the same universe, Dave cu.

1104
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 6: It's called The American President? The American President?

1105
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 4: Is that what that movie was about?

1106
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: That?

1107
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 6: That's Rob Reiner direct.

1108
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 8: That's not Bulworth.

1109
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not I don't know what Bullworth was at.

1110
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 6: That is not Bullworth. No, it is a different movie.

1111
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, that helps.

1112
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 4: All those President movies they kind of bleed together.

1113
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 3: And did you guys finally watch Cardinal Knowledge? Tell me

1114
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 3: how woud you think? I didn't check that one out? Unfortunately? Wait,

1115
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 3: did anything? Did you watch The Running Man? Adam?

1116
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 6: Come on, no, I haven't seen it. I'm sorry. That's

1117
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 6: a good I was.

1118
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 2: Actually we watched a movie last night, and we watched GoldenEye,

1119
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 2: just because you know, the album is coming out and

1120
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 2: I'm all excited for it, and Pierce Brosnan is obviously

1121
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 2: the star of GoldenEye double O seven, and I realized,

1122
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: I was, like, it was so long ago that I

1123
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 2: saw the movie that I don't even know anything about it.

1124
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 3: Really, I can.

1125
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 2: I can quote every line because I because I saw it,

1126
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 2: like probably in nineteen ninety five.

1127
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, GoldenEye is that the one?

1128
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 7: And he's clicking the PI Yeah yeah, he says I

1129
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 7: am invincible.

1130
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then he freezes. Yeah sick.

1131
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 3: Dude's cool.

1132
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,720
Speaker 4: Yes, And then there's the sauna fight scene, which is dope,

1133
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 4: just Pierce hell sexy and very hell. Yeah, yeah, so good.

1134
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 8: I don't remember that.

1135
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 3: I don't remember Johansson.

1136
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 4: Oh dude.

1137
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: Chloe hadn't seen it and she was like, my god.

1138
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 2: Movies in the nineties were so horny, Like they would

1139
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 2: never make a movie this horny anymore because it was

1140
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 2: like wildly inappropriate. It's like everyone that James Bond works with,

1141
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: he's like trying to fuck and he's like aggressively hitting

1142
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 2: on them. It's like you've never had money pennies, Like, well,

1143
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 2: you've never had any if my memory is correct, and

1144
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 2: he's like not yet.

1145
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 3: Then he goes out that's because a donkey punch.

1146
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 4: Well that bleeds over from all the movies.

1147
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 7: Well yeah, I mean, I mean what Bond was exceptionally horny, right, exceptionally.

1148
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 4: Bond was a horny guy.

1149
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 8: Bond fucked dude. That dude threw.

1150
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 4: Down the whole thing with him in Money Penny was

1151
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 4: kind of a little cat and mouse. Will they won't they? Baby?

1152
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 6: But are the new Bonds?

1153
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 2: I'm not a real Bond head, so I don't really

1154
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 2: watch when a Bond comes out. I don't jump on it,

1155
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 2: but I know Blake does. Yes, Are they are the

1156
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 2: new movies? Just as horny as the old movies.

1157
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 3: No, No, he's like there were action movies now right,

1158
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 3: he's broken.

1159
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more about like dissecting what it means to

1160
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 4: be like James Bond and like the people you love

1161
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 4: or you fall for die and like just like exploring

1162
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 4: like the sadness.

1163
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: You're like an island. You're like this island of a man.

1164
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 4: That's just like you can never have a real relationship

1165
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 4: anytime you get.

1166
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,760
Speaker 8: Involved, like fucking Batman.

1167
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like Batman.

1168
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 6: Well, so that sucks. So he's not even it's not

1169
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 6: even fun anymore.

1170
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 3: He's not just fucking dark Knight Bond.

1171
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 4: But he's buffer than Ever, which is pretty fucking He's

1172
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 4: buffer than Ever, which is tied.

1173
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Pierce in that movie. Isn't He's not buff.

1174
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 2: That wasn't what Bond was, just like a handsome man.

1175
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, Sean Connery wasn't buff when he did Bond either, Right,

1176
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 7: he wasn't ripped beyond belief. He was just a fucking

1177
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 7: debonair homie.

1178
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 3: He just fucked the problem question.

1179
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 2: You can still beat everyone's ask So fuck my sah.

1180
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 2: It made it made me miss how horny movies in

1181
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 2: Blake's favorite decade, the nineties were.

1182
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 6: It's really really horny.

1183
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 8: I can get behind that.

1184
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 7: Maybe that's I feel like that might be something that

1185
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 7: needs to be injected in films, like we should bring

1186
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 7: that back.

1187
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, why are we not? Why are we not

1188
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 8: being horny? Why why are we not allowing horning the internet?

1189
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 3: As you can't compete with the internet?

1190
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, what all the horniness just has to happen by

1191
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 7: yourself on the internet.

1192
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 8: That sucks. That's not that's a world I don't want

1193
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 8: to live.

1194
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: And then and then you're dude, and guess what in

1195
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: your shame I don't want to live.

1196
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 6: People will go if you made a movie like that,

1197
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 6: people would be chanting. Shame, shame, shame.

1198
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 3: I want to make that movie. I want to make

1199
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 3: that movie.

1200
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 8: I want a horny film.

1201
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 3: I would love.

1202
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 6: I would love to star in a movie where I'm

1203
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 6: really horny.

1204
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 3: Dude, I want to make a movie shame. What was

1205
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 3: it called? Wasn't called shame? The Fastbender movie?

1206
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 7: Oh, I never saw that, I know what's talking about

1207
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 7: with a fastbender?

1208
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 6: And then he saw like his like pretty big.

1209
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 4: COCKI it was the size of a fucking pretzel.

1210
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 3: No, he's saying it was pretty. It was gorgeous.

1211
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 6: It was pretty and.

1212
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 3: The brown down with the thick news.

1213
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 2: I didn't see the movie, but I remember you guys

1214
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 2: just talking about in the Workaholics writers room his cop.

1215
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 4: That d had a Snyder Snyder between his legs.

1216
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 6: He had the z Snider cut.

1217
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 8: Was a Snyder cut.

1218
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 4: I want to slide on this.

1219
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 8: He was a Snyder cut or.

1220
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 6: The Snyder cut.

1221
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 3: I don't believe it was hanging on a picture. It was, yes, yeah, no,

1222
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 3: Shame is very funny.

1223
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I would love.

1224
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 2: I'd love to be in a movie where where I'm

1225
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 2: just just also really horny. It doesn't even and that's

1226
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 2: sort of the subtext. It's not shame is all about, dude.

1227
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen a movie,

1228
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 2: but I'm assuming.

1229
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 4: Adam tell us what the movie you've never seen?

1230
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 6: It's all about his sexuality.

1231
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 7: Shame is about addiction. It's about sex addiction. It goes

1232
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 7: into the dark side. We don't want that. We want

1233
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 7: just fucking good, honest hornball.

1234
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 6: Yeah. See, that's not what this is about. This is

1235
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 6: just where.

1236
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 3: This is just a.

1237
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 6: Fun movie where I'm mad horny the entire time. Just

1238
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 6: a fun movie.

1239
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 4: Where you catch your fuck each other.

1240
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 6: Well, we kissed, that's if that's what the story deserves, and.

1241
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 8: We kissed.

1242
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 6: Kissed him on the live podcast. My favorite actor.

1243
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,919
Speaker 3: By the way, this is why you gotta see Cardinal Knowledge. Wait,

1244
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 3: who's who's the most iconic horny character of all time?

1245
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 4: Austin Powers.

1246
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 6: And dude James Bond, probably.

1247
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 3: Jonah Hill and uh Jonah Hill in Super Bad. Very horny?

1248
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, but that's like high school talking, that's high

1249
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 4: school horny.

1250
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 6: That's a little different.

1251
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 3: Isn't that the horniest of horny right then and there?

1252
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, well yes, but I'm more impressed when it's

1253
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 4: like a spy who has is still horny. He's seen

1254
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 4: the world, he's ate out all the best restaurants. He's

1255
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,439
Speaker 4: still just horny as for many shit dud dude.

1256
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 3: Sure I'd forgot, I'd forgotten. He ate it all the

1257
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 3: best restaurants. Sorry.

1258
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 2: In GoldenEye, Uh, the train like blows up. They just

1259
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 2: almost died, like twelve times in a row. And there

1260
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 2: it blew up seconds ago. Debris is still falling, and

1261
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 2: they're laying on the side of the train tracks and

1262
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 2: they look at each other and just start making out.

1263
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 2: And I was howling, Dude, I'm like, that's the funniest thing.

1264
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 2: That's hard, That's the funniest thing in the world. Because

1265
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 2: knowing myself, I would that wouldn't be what I would

1266
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,319
Speaker 2: do in that moment. I'd be like, holy fucking ship

1267
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 2: that almost died. I'd be covered in my own diarrhea.

1268
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 2: But what would I wouldn't just make out with this

1269
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 2: woman I just met.

1270
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 3: Maybe I should the englishman or the gentleman or whatever

1271
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 3: or the English patient, those those British agents. And then

1272
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 3: he like saves the day, yes, and like he's running

1273
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 3: to go save the day and he's She's like, you

1274
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 3: can't pull this off. You're not going to save the world.

1275
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 3: And he goes, how about if I do I fuck

1276
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 3: you in the ass, and she's like okay, oh that's

1277
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 3: the Kingsman, the Kingsman. And then he goes and saves

1278
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,959
Speaker 3: the day before he does anything else. Everyone's like okay,

1279
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 3: he's like I'll be right back. Hey, like hang on,

1280
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 3: give me ten minutes. He goes and finds her and

1281
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 3: he goes, I just saved the day, and she's like

1282
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 3: all right, let's fucking do this, and then like the

1283
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 3: tech guy is like, oh, I've got the eyeball cameras on.

1284
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 12: I am I looking at this, then credits roll and

1285
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 12: then credits I remember ends with him and is that

1286
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 12: our Is that the best movie that has come out

1287
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 12: in the past ten years or so?

1288
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 7: That that was like that's still like extreme boundary pushing horny.

1289
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 7: We want just people who fuck all right.

1290
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's that's right.

1291
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 3: The weapon saxophone horny, Yeah, dude, so and fucking mel

1292
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 3: Gibson like let's like even Indiana Jones where he's like

1293
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 3: where does it hurt?

1294
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 8: And it's like right here, Yeah, what does that happen?

1295
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 3: I want I want it, I want it.

1296
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 2: To be horny is happening? And then you just cut

1297
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 2: to like a curtain right kind of in the wind.

1298
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 7: Yeah, like exactly. It doesn't need to be graphic or gratuitous.

1299
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 7: You need to just the hell you need to make

1300
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 7: the audience feel horny.

1301
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, well then you guys need to watch the movie Twins.

1302
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want I want people to be so horning

1303
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 2: in the audience they just start whipping it out, flicking

1304
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 2: the bean, creaking down right right there.

1305
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 6: In their seats.

1306
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 4: You got to watch the movie Twins. It gets super horny. Dude,

1307
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 4: that's a really horning one.

1308
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 7: Twins. I watched Twins recently. When does it get horned?

1309
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 3: Whatever that woman's name is, she was unbelievably hot and

1310
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 3: the like the like the night. Yeah, she's sleeping in

1311
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:11,879
Speaker 3: the same room as Juliana and oh right right, he's

1312
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 3: like nervous because he's never been with a woman. She's like,

1313
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 3: I'll take it for me.

1314
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 4: Well maybe that was kind of like the action are

1315
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 4: kind of went hand in hand with the those horny moments,

1316
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 4: because it was always like, you know, these these these

1317
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 4: hulking males with their butts hanging out.

1318
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 2: Well, and we got to get back there, we got

1319
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 2: to get the action stars to be.

1320
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 6: A little hornier.

1321
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 3: But were they horny or do they just did they

1322
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 3: make everyone else horny? And they were like, I got

1323
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 3: to deal.

1324
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 4: With this, Yes, they made everybody around them horny.

1325
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't know. So maybe Double seven got into

1326
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 3: the nightmare of being a hot action hero dealing with

1327
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 3: all the horniness around you exactly.

1328
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 4: It's very interesting. Yeah, it's nuanced, and I'm glad we

1329
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 4: broke that down. Yeah, I'm glad that the that we did.

1330
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 6: That I would like to thank.

1331
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 2: For my Fourth of July party, I was like, I

1332
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 2: was gonna go buy I always should buy, like literally

1333
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 2: thousands and thousands of dollars of booze for people to drink.

1334
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 2: And I remember I used to be the face of

1335
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 2: Captain Morgan, Remember when I used to do all those commercials.

1336
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 2: And Diagio, which is this huge company that owns like

1337
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 2: every liquor brand. They told me back in the day,

1338
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 2: they were like, if you ever need anything, if you're having.

1339
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 6: A party, just hit us up. And so I was like,

1340
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 6: oh fuck, I got to hit them up. I hit

1341
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 6: them up. They sent me so much booze.

1342
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 2: They sent me thirty six bottles of Don Julio nineteen

1343
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 2: forty two.

1344
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 4: You can fill analogy.

1345
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 2: You sent me so many bottles, like something twenty four

1346
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: bottles of Kettle one. I got Tanga Ray, like cases

1347
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 2: of it. I got cases of Johnny Walker Black. They

1348
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 2: hooked it up so damn hard. So thank you Diagio

1349
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 2: the liquor brand for sending me all this free shit.

1350
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 6: It was the best guy.

1351
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 2: And by the way, if you guys have a party,

1352
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 2: just know that I'm going to be coming bottles of

1353
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 2: Tanga Ray, just handles of Tanka Ray.

1354
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 3: And wow, dude, is Diagio horny?

1355
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 6: See dude, I think with that amount of alcohol, anyone

1356
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 6: gets a little horny. Yeah, you're there, horn Yeah. So

1357
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 6: thank you, Thank you to them.

1358
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 4: That's good. And maybe some giveaways to come with those.

1359
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably some giveaways of specifically the tank so some

1360
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 2: of the Tanka Ray, because I do not drink gin,

1361
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 2: but there's a whole lot of it.

1362
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,439
Speaker 3: Gin is tough. If you meet somebody who's a gin guy,

1363
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 3: it's like.

1364
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 4: All right, yeah, like a Beefeater, bro Beefeeder. Bee Feeder

1365
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,959
Speaker 4: is a really good one.

1366
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, this is Tanga Ray. It's not bee Feeder.

1367
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 3: That's a different company. Although my dad was a gin drinker,

1368
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 3: I guess he was a gin drink.

1369
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard it. I heard it gets you freaking

1370
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 4: torque up, dude.

1371
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, it's alcoholic.

1372
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I drink it in college. Yeah, like a

1373
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,959
Speaker 3: gin and tonic.

1374
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 4: And I just want to give it. I want to

1375
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 4: apologize to Threshel Buns. I'm sorry if I came at

1376
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 4: you so hard. I mean, it's.

1377
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're all a little offended by that.

1378
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's my bad. I think we kind of started

1379
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 4: off with like the ketchup talk was that this week,

1380
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 4: and it's just kind of it's just derailed from the

1381
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 4: remember last week. But Pritchel Bunsterer not so bad.

1382
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 3: I like it.

1383
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, I'm stoked that we're all Heinzman. I'm really

1384
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 7: stoked about that.

1385
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 6: I'm happy that was first week. I didn't know. I

1386
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 6: didn't know.

1387
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 8: I think that was this week.

1388
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 2: Yeah it was, And I didn't know that we were

1389
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 2: or that I was. And I'm so happy. When I

1390
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 2: looked in that fridge and there was the Hinds right there,

1391
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm part of the team.

1392
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 4: Thank God, very satisfying, welcome, you're one of the fifty seven.

1393
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 7: Oh, this is like that's a moment of gratitude. Yeah,

1394
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 7: this is a moment of gratitude.

1395
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 6: Moment of gratitude.

1396
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 4: Fifty seven strong.

1397
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 3: Have you guys had Heines fifty seven?

1398
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's the one we that's the one

1399
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 4: we have, right.

1400
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 6: Heines fifty seven is a steak sign.

1401
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 3: Fifty seven is like a very specific sauce.

1402
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a steak sauce.

1403
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 4: I thought that was called fifty seven sauce.

1404
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 2: Hines fifty seven. I think you could, you could call

1405
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: it fifty seven sauce, but I.

1406
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 8: Thought it's all Heinz fifty seven.

1407
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought Heines fifty seven was also ketchup.

1408
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, me too.

1409
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: Well, Heinz fifty seven is the one that's kind of

1410
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 3: orangish and says in giant numbers, fifty seven.

1411
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 6: Seven fifty seven, and Heinz is the brand.

1412
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 8: Oh, I don't know that one very I do know.

1413
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 3: Zippy, kind of tangy.

1414
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 5: It's intent.

1415
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 6: What are you guys talking about? It's a steak sauce.

1416
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 2: It's it's you either are an a one boy or

1417
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 2: you're a Heines fifty seven man. It's kind of one

1418
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 2: or the other.

1419
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 8: Or you're a fucking Worcestershire dude.

1420
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 2: Or got in or once you were good enough steaks,

1421
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 2: then you hopefully aren't smearing steak sauce all over. That

1422
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 2: being said, I still like the A one.

1423
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 3: What is the horny steak sauce?

1424
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 8: Exactly?

1425
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 4: Exactly A one? For sure, I will suck a one,

1426
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 4: but pratzel.

1427
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 3: Bro By the way, it's weird that we grew up.

1428
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 3: We grew up eating steak with a one. If you

1429
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 3: had it, you're like, well, I gotta get the A one,

1430
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 3: got it? And then you get us to a certain

1431
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,439
Speaker 3: age and you're like, I'm ruining my steak with a one?

1432
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 2: Right, Well, I think what it is is you start

1433
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 2: to eat a little My family we ate garbage meat,

1434
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 2: and we had to have the.

1435
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 6: The steak sauce all over it the sites.

1436
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you go to nicer restaurants and they kind

1437
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 2: of look at you funny if you ask for a

1438
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 2: one and you're like, I don't know.

1439
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 6: But that being said, I still have a one. I

1440
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 6: love it.

1441
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't sauce shame.

1442
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 6: I still love it.

1443
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 3: I'm not saying A one's bad, but I am saying, like,

1444
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 3: I don't want to ruin the state like it becomes

1445
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 3: it becomes obsolute after a certain time, I would put

1446
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 3: it on a burger.

1447
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good on burgers. I put a one on

1448
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 2: quite quite a lot of things. I actually really do

1449
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 2: love A one.

1450
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 3: Do keep it in your purse, Adam.

1451
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 6: I do. I always have it with me.

1452
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 4: It's interesting. I don't like saush shaming my mom.

1453
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 2: I remember my she would buy the knockoff A one

1454
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 2: sauce and she used to my dad, we didn't have

1455
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 2: a lot of money growing up, and but he was like,

1456
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 2: we're we're gonna have a one in this goddamn house

1457
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,919
Speaker 2: and absolutely, and then she'd buy the cheap knockoff shit

1458
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 2: and then put it in the A one and like,

1459
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 2: I saw her do it, so I knew this was happening.

1460
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 2: And my dad never knew, never knew years and years.

1461
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 4: He was, wow, I hope he's not listening.

1462
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 2: And you know, she never like changed the bottle. So

1463
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 2: it's just like the same, like it expired, like it's

1464
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 2: the same in nineteen eighty nine, and it's nineteen ninety

1465
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 2: four and he's still still using it, never looks at it.

1466
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 7: Talk about a twist today, die betrayal.

1467
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 8: That's a betrayal?

1468
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 3: Are we in? The apology? Is this the end.

1469
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, end, let's get them out of here.

1470
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 3: I feel like and we probably should have said this

1471
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 3: last week based on when these things air, but I

1472
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 3: just want to apologize to Diswalla. We didn't make it

1473
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 3: out to the show. Wow, man, he didn't.

1474
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,000
Speaker 4: That fucked.

1475
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 3: I ended up having a thing. Yeah, I could think.

1476
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,439
Speaker 3: I couldn't. I'm sure I could make it. But yeah,

1477
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 3: feels free to shoot us a message. Yeah, we can

1478
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 3: talk about our thoughts on God.

1479
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 6: Big shout out today, Swala always huge shout out. We

1480
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 6: love huge wall aheads.

1481
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 3: Actually kind of bummed. I feel like something magical could

1482
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 3: have happened.

1483
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 6: Would if if it could have happened?

1484
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 3: Was that in OHI was it in Ohi? It was

1485
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 3: a favorite place. Uh, California, the Something Bowl you OHI California?

1486
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 8: I love it.

1487
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,919
Speaker 7: That would have been a sick show, guys. I bet

1488
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 7: it was dope.

1489
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 4: Bummed I missed it.

1490
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 3: Well it's this, it's this Saturday. I think you're you

1491
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 3: guys are available. I couldn't make it.

1492
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 4: Yea, I might be there.

1493
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gone, I'm out.

1494
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 8: Oh it's in like two days.

1495
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 6: You know I'm going. I'm hosting.

1496
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 2: I'm not hosting, but I'm playing in the Major League

1497
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,479
Speaker 2: Baseball celebrity ulster game.

1498
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,439
Speaker 7: Get the fuck out of here, dude, Get the fuck

1499
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 7: out of here.

1500
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

1501
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 2: But is my hip is all fucked up? I cannot

1502
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 2: run and I cannot twist.

1503
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 8: Let me be your runner, dude, I'm.

1504
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 2: Gonna be like just a a coach or some ship.

1505
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 2: I don't I don't even know how they're going to use.

1506
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 8: Let me be your runner, Adam.

1507
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 3: It might be worth it to just just if you

1508
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 3: hit a home run and then just died. I feel

1509
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 3: like that's worth it. If your body, dude.

1510
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 6: I don't even know.

1511
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 2: If I might I would be able to torque my

1512
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 2: body hard enough, it'll be funny.

1513
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 7: But then, but then the running you have to motor

1514
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 7: after a bunch.

1515
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm in bad shape. I'm gonna have surgery in

1516
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 2: just a few weeks, so like I uh, I can't.

1517
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 3: And then kick the ball.

1518
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 7: They're gonna put you on a third base coach. You're

1519
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 7: gonna be a fucking third base coach.

1520
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, And I'm gonna get I'm gonna get fights,

1521
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna yell at the ump, I'm gonna kick.

1522
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 6: Sure, it's gonna be cool.

1523
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 3: Where is it?

1524
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 2: It's in Seattle. Yeah, so I'll fly up there, dude.

1525
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 8: I'm very very jealous of this.

1526
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 2: Adam the Space Needle hit me up, which was kind

1527
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 2: of tight, like the space Needle Instagram handle was like, Yo,

1528
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 2: what's up?

1529
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:50,959
Speaker 6: Roll through?

1530
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 4: You better get a dinner there?

1531
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 6: So I better. I better roll through that Space Needle.

1532
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 6: That's always a good time, deep throat.

1533
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 2: So mini Pretzel sticks in the space little so Yeah,

1534
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,919
Speaker 2: that's what That's what I'm gonna be doing this week,

1535
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 2: and you know, spreading the good word of the Outlaws

1536
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 2: coming out. It already is out by the time this

1537
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 2: it's out at it's.

1538
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 4: Four weeks, been out for four weeks. No week.

1539
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 3: It's a fress train rolling Like I think our episode

1540
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 3: of Family Feud is now no one. I'm we're in

1541
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 3: the dark here.

1542
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on.

1543
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, who is telling us about Family Feud? No one

1544
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 2: has told me? When the hell it's airing.

1545
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 3: Posts of other episodes with like the fucking Bumblebee girls

1546
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 3: show yellow jackets like they're all I'm seeing posts?

1547
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,320
Speaker 6: Oh really, really do Grandma?

1548
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 4: I hope we don't miss it?

1549
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 6: Well damn yeah.

1550
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 2: Someone used to let us know when our episode is coming,

1551
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 2: because I would coming because I would love to tell

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Speaker 2: the people when we came on the show.

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Speaker 3: So pay attention out there. It's coming morning. It'll be

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Speaker 3: on there. I'm gonna go, Steve Harvey. It's very very funny.

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Speaker 4: I love it, guy, it's funny, funny.

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Speaker 8: I can't wait. I think that's gonna be great.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna come all.

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Speaker 6: Right, guys, And that's another episode.

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Speaker 8: Uh dwind

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Speaker 5: Is Yeah.