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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Fun Presents show. Fine, just don't eat it. Maybe that's

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Speaker 1: is that the cheese. Don't eat it? Here's the issue.

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Speaker 1: What's it's the fifteen minute morning Show. I'm Bethany Counterclockwise Broady,

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Speaker 1: Greg Tea, Garrett, Danielle, Nate Scary. So I bought this

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Speaker 1: mixed goat cheese salad at Whole Foods yesterday. Sounds delicious.

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Speaker 1: It is on it right now and I bought it

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Speaker 1: for like nine dollars like exchange it to it into

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Speaker 1: work today. Opened it up and I think it seems

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Speaker 1: like it's turned, but it doesn't. It doesn't look like it,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't look like it. And I did want

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Speaker 1: to eat it. It's aerating. When you open up the thing.

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Speaker 1: It smells like that broccoli smell like. It smells like

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Speaker 1: somebody took a ship in the bowl of comad. I

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Speaker 1: think has opened it up and let that. Don't enjoy yourself.

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Speaker 1: I think I think goat stands for grossest of all time.

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Speaker 1: That's a masty It's like a diaper. I love goat cheese,

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Speaker 1: but I wouldn't eat that. I'm concerned the lettuce turned.

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Speaker 1: I would take it back. Well, Bethany, what don't you

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Speaker 1: just like scoop around the salad, see if there's if

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Speaker 1: it looks bad, somebody somebody you put this. You put

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Speaker 1: the dressing on it already. I don't think the lettuce

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Speaker 1: is the problem. There's usually the lettuce that gets soupy smell.

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Speaker 1: I don't think any because it's just cranberries. And again

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Speaker 1: Scary said before we got on, Scary said, put on

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Speaker 1: a white suit with like a mask and everything. The

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Speaker 1: hose has matted. The hose there. I was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: as Scary said before the podcast started, I'm sure it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I ate day old sushi yesterday, as if there's any

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Speaker 1: correlation and salad I need. It looks a little dry.

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Speaker 1: But here's what I you could smell it now. What

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Speaker 1: you're smelling is the blue cheese. But it's not blue

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Speaker 1: cheese's co cheese. That's maybe it's the problem. It's blue goat.

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Speaker 1: I think you're okay. I really think at least like

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Speaker 1: a bite. It's art. No way, it's not anymore. It's

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Speaker 1: not it's from I never go to the smell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it. The salad. I think that's salad turned overnight,

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Speaker 1: but I bought it at Whole Foods, and I never

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Speaker 1: go to Whole Foods. There's not even one near me,

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Speaker 1: so I can't go anywhere to return it because I'm

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Speaker 1: never going to go to Whole Foods again. It smells

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Speaker 1: like that. I think it's the lettuce went bad. But

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Speaker 1: get the dressing in thereat cheese, cranberries and nuts. It

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Speaker 1: looks delicious, free range lettuce. So it looks good. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they can run around and not

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Speaker 1: be trapped in a cage. It looks delicious. Did they

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Speaker 1: eat it? It's just hasn't smelled it. It's bark is

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Speaker 1: worse than its bit. I just walked in the door

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Speaker 1: and I can mallet do I still look I'm about

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Speaker 1: to die. I just had my makeup done and I

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Speaker 1: overdid it, and so I look like I should be

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Speaker 1: in the casket. What's so funny? You look like you're

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Speaker 1: about to pass out? All right? So what were you

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Speaker 1: guys talking about? I'm sorry, we're talking to try to

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Speaker 1: get Bethany to either eat the salad or throw it out.

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Speaker 1: I would throw it out. Well, now I'm hungry. I'll

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Speaker 1: buy you lunch, darling. Hey, there's no timer. This has

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Speaker 1: to be fifteen minutes exactly. Okay, that's the time right

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Speaker 1: there on the machine. Look on the count down it

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Speaker 1: comes up. Oh my god, we still have eleven and

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Speaker 1: a half minutes. Well, you guys, I'm gonna sit over here. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: You go ahead. Well, we're talking about the stinky salad.

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Speaker 1: Here's the other thing I want to talk about. Four

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Speaker 1: minutes is there? Yeah, well there's a lot of Well,

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Speaker 1: we all had to give our opinion. I do have

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Speaker 1: a question though, So I was showing Brodie before we

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Speaker 1: went on. I was showing Brodie a picture of my cousin, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: This is the picture. Now, my cousin it is significantly

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Speaker 1: taller than me, and I'm wearing heels in this picture,

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Speaker 1: and he is. He's close to seven ft tall. He's

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Speaker 1: six nine. Now. The thing about him is that when

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Speaker 1: he was a little baby, he had open heart surgery,

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Speaker 1: and so they said that that stunted his growth. Thank god,

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Speaker 1: I would have been always seven ft tall. So my

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Speaker 1: he said his growth had been stunted because he's six nine, right, Um,

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Speaker 1: is there anything about you that people would not believe

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Speaker 1: about you. I'll pause for you to think. Well, like,

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Speaker 1: because of the industry were very good point. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm an introvert. I'm shy. Yeah, but most of

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Speaker 1: straight and Nate has a lot of stuff that happened

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Speaker 1: I was sad. What you like? Tell him about your

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Speaker 1: birthdays as a child? This is are you ready to

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't laugh. I'm laughing because it's so sad. Birthdays

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Speaker 1: was the worst days. No it would be. We would

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Speaker 1: my birthday party, Happy Birthday being sung in the house

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Speaker 1: It's so sad? It makes me laugh at my question.

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Speaker 1: Why couldn't everyone one have either joined you in the

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Speaker 1: what I mean? But it's so sad it makes me laugh.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's the saddest story ever. You didn't have

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Speaker 1: a bad child, But I'd be out there playing with

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen. That's messed up, dude, plains a lot

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Speaker 1: now is I look at myself, I don't want anybody

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Speaker 1: why you've shut down all of your emotions? Could it

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Speaker 1: could be a clue. Yeah, I fear the worst worst

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Speaker 1: part day ever to Growing up as a diabetic, you

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Speaker 1: as a result, I do not eat Hostess cupcakes? Does

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Speaker 1: the wood saw chips to cover? Buddy? So a similar

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Speaker 1: But later in life, so all my friends were buying

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Speaker 1: You even had a mongoose was blue awesome. It was

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Speaker 1: And then my dad saw there's other bike next to it.

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Speaker 1: It was called the Jumper, and he was half the price, right,

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Speaker 1: half the price. Blue looked just like it. And the

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Speaker 1: guy says, you know, it was a hundred bucks whenever

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Speaker 1: it was. And then he goes, is it good? He goes,

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Speaker 1: the drop on the mangers. I like, no, Dad, so happened?

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Speaker 1: and and the mongers had like freewheel, so like you

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Speaker 1: is great, Dan, And I'm like and I really truly

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Speaker 1: you bought me a mongoose. This is this is much

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Speaker 1: Very pissed mongoose. So, Danielle, you've really said You've said

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Speaker 1: You told me that, Yes, you did when I was

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