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Speaker 1: Doubles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, what's up? What's up? Do you have a dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Pretty naughty?

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Speaker 2: Okay, sweet?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: We're all here to hear this one.

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Speaker 1: Oh so I'm a brain cancer patient and I'm in

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Speaker 1: the ICU. This one girl was there I was seeing

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Speaker 1: at the time, visiting and ICU. When she leaves, another

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Speaker 1: one I was talking to shows up and I'm out

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Speaker 1: of it, like all the medicine they were getting me.

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Speaker 1: So we had an intercourse and now I see you

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Speaker 1: bed and I didn't know that bed was waited.

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Speaker 2: The bed was waited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so like it regulates how much weights on the bed.

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Speaker 1: So when she comes, you know, whatever does the thing?

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Speaker 1: The nurse comes in because of weight went up for

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Speaker 1: hundreds in town. They called me doing the deed. And

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Speaker 1: I see you.

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Speaker 2: They came in and caught you. What did they say?

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Speaker 3: What they say?

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Speaker 1: They said, that's a good note to go home. The

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Speaker 1: next day, you're definitely feeling better.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for doing a little secret.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully you're doing better. Oh ya, doing a lot better

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Speaker 2: back at work. Girlfriends, you got now too many? Hello,

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Speaker 2: I'm here. Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I do, and my heart's beating so fast because

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Speaker 4: I hope no one recognizes my voice.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I don't think they will most people. Most

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Speaker 5: people think people, okay, you can change your voice if

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Speaker 5: you want us to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, please, okay, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, we'll change it.

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Speaker 3: All right. So I'm in a relationship right now. However,

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Speaker 3: I do have a lot of girl nights out.

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Speaker 6: And I'm like the pretty blonde girl that gets us

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Speaker 6: free dreams solid and I'm not a cheater whatsoever, but

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Speaker 6: I do see these guys members under my friend's.

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Speaker 4: Names, just all in caps, so that when we do

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Speaker 4: go out, I invite them all to the same place

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Speaker 4: and then we get drinks for free the entire night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, smart, I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Get in trouble. Yeah, he actually went to go get coffee.

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Speaker 2: So I'll tell.

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Speaker 3: You guys, my dirty little people.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. At least you're not doing anything with the

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Speaker 2: guys other than for drinks. Totally.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm feel bad because I have a lot

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Speaker 3: of friends. I have like five or six friends that

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Speaker 3: we go out all together with and then they spend

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Speaker 3: the hundreds of dollars and when the lady walks in

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Speaker 3: with the flowers and the Teddy Bears. They'll be like,

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Speaker 3: what do you want. I'm like, well, I have all

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Speaker 3: these friends. You can get them all. Teddy bear and

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Speaker 3: a flower too fine for us?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow wow?

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Speaker 5: I mean really, I think it's kind of there bad

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Speaker 5: if they keep coming out and.

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Speaker 3: What that work smarter and harder, right.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: You're here, welcome, have a good day, you do.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret