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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from

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Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment last stravaganza.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of hero, we are thrilled to be joined in

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Speaker 1: our third seat by reporter who you know from the

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Speaker 1: NFL network as a TV presenter in it. I like

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Speaker 1: TV presenter as a thing. Yeah, that's very Bush. She's

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Speaker 1: also the host of the podcast Benched with Bonetta. It's

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Speaker 1: Rachel Bonetta, guys, having me here to go backwards. There

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Speaker 1: is no other apple that exists other than a Granny

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Speaker 1: Smith in my world. I don't need to test out

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Speaker 1: new flavors come one. Yeah, you're you're begging to be

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Speaker 1: let down at this point, and I really think we

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Speaker 1: should retire the Red Delicious. Yeah, the Red Delicious. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's just it's a pretty looking apple. I guess

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Speaker 1: there's something about that that color where you're just like, wow,

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Speaker 1: that looks like it's not gonna suck. But then you

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Speaker 1: have it and you're like, this is the suckiest apple.

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Speaker 1: Why would anyone that? The only reason I will eat

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Speaker 1: in other apples. If it's covered in like caramel, like

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Speaker 1: a candy apple, I'll mess you anything. At that point,

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Speaker 1: I'm putting anything in my mouth. The only time I

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Speaker 1: will eat a Granny Smith is when it's covered in

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Speaker 1: caramel because it's too tart. Oh no, it's a perfect

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Speaker 1: amount of TARTU sound sounds like very much. So I'm

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Speaker 1: a coward. Sorry. Did they not give you that in

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Speaker 1: the pre show? Yeah? Yeah, they every gas by going

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Speaker 1: Just so you know, Jack O'Brien he's afraid of everything,

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Speaker 1: including intense tastes sugar men. As he actually gets mad, yes,

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Speaker 1: he starts salivating uncontrollably like Pavlovs. Do. Wait, Rachel, have

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Speaker 1: you ever had an apple that's not a Granny Smith?

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Speaker 1: Though I feel like I have, But I just t

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Speaker 1: Granny Smith's my go to. I'm not messing around. I'm

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Speaker 1: not even looking at other apples at the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: I feel like new apples. What are they putting in there? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm recently a little bit like shook if this morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest because I just I didn't just realize,

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Speaker 1: but like it's kind of been in the back of

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Speaker 1: my brain. But it's kind of been brought to my

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Speaker 1: attention that all of the candles that I've been burning

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Speaker 1: in my house is just filled with cancerous materials. And

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Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, I'm like, well, what else

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Speaker 1: has it? What else do I need to cut out

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Speaker 1: of my life that brings me joy? And I feel

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Speaker 1: like a new apple on the scene, screaming artificial. I

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Speaker 1: want to know what was in your candle? Now, I'm

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Speaker 1: afraid that guys, any any candle, any candle you've ever

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Speaker 1: burned in your life, is just cutting minutes off of

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Speaker 1: the end that we're done. It's Christmas time. I love

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Speaker 1: the smell of crisp and doing candles. For a while,

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Speaker 1: I feel like, I don't know, and we've been dying

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Speaker 1: of cancerous situations. Later on, I'm at the I'm at

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Speaker 1: the point in my place that it's like, it's Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: I want to feel festive. You know, maybe later on

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Speaker 1: in life, I'm not gonna want to be around. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be old and just like Rickety, and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to enjoy my time now with my candles situation

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Speaker 1: that I've been faced this morning, Yeah, that's how I

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Speaker 1: feel about Heroin too, So you just did it. We're

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Speaker 1: going to die, right, Yeah, slow it down a little bit.

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Speaker 1: What is something from your search history? Okay, So I

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Speaker 1: have been holding a baby a lot, and I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: this will just make my arms naturally like chiseled, and

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Speaker 1: my forearms will be strong because I'm yeah, not happening

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Speaker 1: and not happening fast enough. So I was more just

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Speaker 1: repetitive strain injury and like it's like tendonitis is happening

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Speaker 1: real fast. So I'm I'm looking up forearm workouts and

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Speaker 1: like they're pretty easy because you can just stay stationary.

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Speaker 1: And I haven't even done them. I've just looked them up.

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Speaker 1: And I think forearms are probably the hottest part of

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Speaker 1: well men. I'm straight and like dudes, but uh but

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyone. Maybe I don't know. I've never

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Speaker 1: really admired forearms on women, but i think it's just

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Speaker 1: like lifting putting your arms. So I'm looking at fore

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Speaker 1: arm workouts. That's looking at you can you could get

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Speaker 1: the baby with one hand. Like, oh yeah, wait, so

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Speaker 1: where are you most feeling it? You said, like, are

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Speaker 1: you like you get an elbow pain? I already have.

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Speaker 1: I have repetitive strain injury from a lot of computer

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Speaker 1: use and other bullshit. But yeah, like right in by

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Speaker 1: the elbow, right, yeah, it's because the head, the goddamn head.

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Speaker 1: How am I supposed to run from the saber tooth

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Speaker 1: with this head? Was like right, So, yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: I've been looking up. Also, I was looking up and

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Speaker 1: I feel I looked up Chloe Grace Morritt's the actress,

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Speaker 1: and like whether or not she was also Florence Pew

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why those are two different people.

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Speaker 1: And I think Florence should just like, like, um, subsume

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Speaker 1: clothed Grace Morrit's, just like I think Dallas Howard should

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Speaker 1: subsume Jessica Chastain, Like I don't think we need both

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Speaker 1: there should be an arm wrestle. One can survive my

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Speaker 1: money's on pew and Howard. Oh you got a pew

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Speaker 1: and Bryce Dallas Howard in those ones, yes, face offs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was actually gonna put money on that Bryce Dallas Howard.

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Speaker 1: I just said Dallas Howard because I don't see. Clearly,

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Speaker 1: I don't know actors and people will be offended and

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Speaker 1: they're very different. And here's why I don't think look

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Speaker 1: the same. Ran. You're embracing You're embracing the fact that

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Speaker 1: you're a parent. You know what I mean. This is

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Speaker 1: the true mark of a parent. As you start saying

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Speaker 1: actors names wrong, Dallas Howard. I've always done that, though

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Speaker 1: I'm the worst person in l A because I do

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Speaker 1: not remember anyone's name at all. Dude, I'm surprised you're

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Speaker 1: still working. You've been sucking up saying Dallas Howard. Well

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Speaker 1: I'm not working as give me. Okay. First of all,

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Speaker 1: flappyhead of baby good good rapper name. You know, there's

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Speaker 1: been a lot of baby renditions. But yeah, that is

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite things to think about, is like

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Speaker 1: when a person who is like similar looking just comes

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Speaker 1: through and subsumes, like consumes the career of another person.

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Speaker 1: It's just yeah, there's there was just room for that

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Speaker 1: actor it is, But I mean there's another one. Like

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Speaker 1: when fucking Jenna Fisher got marked by Amy Adams, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Remember when Amy Adams pulled up on the office as

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Speaker 1: Katie as like the alternative to Pam. People like and

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Speaker 1: new the like the hotter version of you that Jim's

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Speaker 1: that was like another thing where they both arrived at

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Speaker 1: get these checks. You go ahead and you funk with

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Speaker 1: the aliens and ship like that. I'm gonna just say

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Speaker 1: a square shaped head, and Pullman is like an very strong,

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Speaker 1: For some reason, I associate them, but they don't. They

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Speaker 1: don't have They're a bad example of this. Yeah, do

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Speaker 1: you remember who we were talking about, Miles like it

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Speaker 1: else's career because they Yeah, it's similar, but I mean,

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Speaker 1: gonna give Natalie Portman a run for her. There's always

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Speaker 1: like things that happened like this. But I feel like

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Speaker 1: they're similar, but they're just like one is stretched out

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Speaker 1: though one is like taller Natalie Portman, but still not

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Speaker 1: Grace Morenz is also is also a really good example,

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Speaker 1: what something you think is overrated? Oh, man, I think

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Speaker 1: online shopping is over overrated cyber Monday. Honestly, it's just

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Speaker 1: because I feel like it curbs impulse buying, Like why

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Speaker 1: the stuff that the retail therapy dopamine is made of, Like,

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Speaker 1: then you realize you didn't need. Like, if you're actually

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Speaker 1: spiritual layaway because you're like, you know what, I'm a

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Speaker 1: go as far to put it in my cart and ship.

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Speaker 1: And I totally go what you mean, because I like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't really need all this ship,

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Speaker 1: like whereas in person. I remember when they used to

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Speaker 1: have fries electronics this like electronics store. There used to

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Speaker 1: of impulse by ship. They're like, try and get through

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Speaker 1: or a DVD or some ship or a spindle of

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Speaker 1: rewritable CDs because that got me every time. And I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: to your point, I'm like, there is, there's a power

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Speaker 1: of physical space shopping. There is. There is. And then

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Speaker 1: not to mention, it's like the person at the checkout line,

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Speaker 1: you know, they can actually convince you to buy even more. Right.

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Speaker 1: But it's a good thing in this season, you know,

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Speaker 1: because then you always have actra ship to like, you know,

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Speaker 1: wrop up and it helps the economy, which is the

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Speaker 1: thing that controls my mood, you know, whether the stock

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Speaker 1: markets up or not. So that that as long as

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Speaker 1: you're helping the economy, doing my part going out into

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Speaker 1: chain chain and box stores and just you know, helping

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Speaker 1: America go to small businesses. Oh, but they're not on

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Speaker 1: the stock market. And that's the only thing that I

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Speaker 1: care about. Just make sure the line go up. The

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Speaker 1: walk in there. Hold on, Hold is this gift shop

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Speaker 1: publicly traded off? This? Oh? Can I tell you something.

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Speaker 1: There's a moment in a different world where someone says

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Speaker 1: they say, I want somebody who loves Shazam in an

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Speaker 1: episode five or she's a five episode thirteen, the name

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Speaker 1: the words Shazam are uttered. I'm just going to play

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Speaker 1: this really quick because look, I don't care what the

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Speaker 1: And as we're talking about up top, you know, fewer

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Speaker 1: the f d A, which the f d A is

421
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 1: build to a lot of a lot of lobbies and

422
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: very underfunded and does not so you're more likely to

423
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: be poisoned by bottled water than you are by tap water,

424
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: Like even to the degree that like the very baseline,

425
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 1: like what you are allowed to have in water, tap

426
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: water has higher standards than bottled water. Just like are

427
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: you this are you listening to? Yeah? I was trying

428
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: to protect you. Yeah. Also, a lot of the minerals

429
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: they talk about in this article are things that quote

430
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: could be good for you, um when they're like potassium, zinc, iron, magnesium,

431
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 1: these minerals could provide important health benefits like lower and

432
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: blood pressure, improving blood circulation, strengthening books. But I do

433
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: feel like water in a lot of ways is operating

434
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: at the level of like placebo effect, like where you're

435
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: just like not not that, like you don't need water,

436
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: it's just place ebo. But like the idea that like

437
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: one water is better than the other has a lot

438
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: to do with what you are bringing to the experience. Yeah,

439
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: it's like people I know used to like only buy

440
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: Fiji water. You guys, remember Fiji bottled water. They're like

441
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: Fiji is the worst, like consistently worst water I've ever tasted,

442
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: well to men, worst than Dosani. Like actually, so I'm

443
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but this is what I'm saying eggnog and

444
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: Desani hook it up. It's this weird tongue bro because

445
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: Sany was the first like cold bottled water I ever tasted,

446
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: and it was like, well, I tasted it at a

447
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: time when bottled water was like a novelty, and so

448
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: you know, is nostalgic for you? Yeah, well, it's just

449
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: like it got implanted in there in some way that

450
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: I can't help because yeah, no, I don't think I'm right.

451
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm not like Desani is actually good and everybody else

452
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: is wrong and I'm right. I think it just got

453
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: like locked into like my brain and something that like Desani,

454
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm associating to Sani with like cold good water what

455
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: people used to do that with Fiji water too. I

456
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 1: mean I swear people acted like it was like the

457
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: good water, and it was like, I think you just

458
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 1: think that because the label it's got a waterfall, and

459
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: you're like people they are just like suckers for like

460
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: a good marketing campus, like a liquid death number one.

461
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: You know that company just like godless and for brillions

462
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: of dollars, so much money, and all they're selling is

463
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: canned water, which, by the way, canned water maybe it's

464
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: good for the environment. I don't know. Always terrible, always Yeah.

465
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm always drinking pennies. It's never been good.

466
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: Not once. Have you tried drinking pennies. They're good, They're

467
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: put a little penny in your water before NK terrible

468
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: opinions got a smack of pennies in there. Yeah, I

469
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: mean that what that's what you know. I've started noticing

470
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: about tap water. Once I had, like whatever sparklets or

471
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: distilled or special rich guy water is that, I'll be like, oh, yeah,

472
00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: I guess Los Angeles like public tap water does smack

473
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: of a little bit of rust. But it's not like

474
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: it's not bad. It's just kind of I don't know,

475
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: it gives it a little kick. That's what I like

476
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: to think. I gotta say. I think like drinking growing up,

477
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: drinking tapwater might make you like more of a superior human.

478
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: Like you know, I have a really small dog and

479
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: he's very close to the ground. He I just call

480
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: him like a garbage dumpster. Like he'll just eat anything

481
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: so he never gets sick. His stomach is just like

482
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: rock hard. I grew up in the middle of nowhere

483
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: and we drank out of a well, and then every

484
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: so often you'd have to put like a little like

485
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: bleach or something like that in there to like kind

486
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: of clean out the well. But we're still drinking it.

487
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: So like I just grew up drinking a little bit

488
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: of now and again. Now I'm rock solid building saunas

489
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: and hot tubs. You know what I'm saying, Like the

490
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: tapwater doesn't hurt. Yeah, when we started this call, actually

491
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: you were walking across your room with two big pieces

492
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: of lumber on either shoulder, like Arnold when we meet

493
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: him in Commando. Yeah, I had a beer hel was

494
00:29:55,920 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: just connected to bleach, which was like drinking straight bleach. Yeah,

495
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: I mean the best tap water ever had. Like I

496
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: don't know if does does New York City still claim

497
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: that it has like the best tap water in the world.

498
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: It really have that. In their early two thousands, I

499
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: was like, this is New Yorkers in their fucking water,

500
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: always talking it's the water that's the difference. That's why

501
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: the bread tastes better and shot off. God, you don't

502
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. It's the water. Literally, Like

503
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: they've opened up Brooklyn water bagel like stores in l

504
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: a where they just talk about we we ship the

505
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: water across America and we get that good water. I'm like,

506
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: this is this is all fake. This is fake. There

507
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: is some like cool poetry to like the minerality of water,

508
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: Like basically the water picks up. So the reason that

509
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: water that is absolutely devoid of minerals actually tastes bad

510
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: to people, and like you do see that over and

511
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: over it like comes near the bottom and take tests.

512
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Even though you would think like, well it's pure, so

513
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: it would taste like nothing at least, but when you

514
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: put water without anything in it next to like in

515
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: your mouth, it actually leaches the minerals out of your mouth,

516
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: and then that's what you're tasting, is it like? And

517
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: so water just on its own like really and absorbs

518
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: a lot of like minerals and stuff. And so you're

519
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: like water just naturally is full of like minerals because

520
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's traveling through vast underground like lakes

521
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: and reservoirs that are you know, all rushing under our feet.

522
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: Like there's like a cool poetry to it that so

523
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: where you live is determined like and what the water

524
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: tastes like where you live and what minerals you are

525
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: getting in your body is determined by like what the underground,

526
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: like oceans of fresh water that are under your feet

527
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: are like around which is I think that's like cool

528
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: and kind. There's something like natural and beautiful about that,

529
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: you know, or it sounds good, but I agree, you

530
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: know with Rachel that you would it would be nice

531
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: to put a little bit of it's a little sugar

532
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: flavor in it. M hmm, yeah, Like minerals are good.

533
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: But is sugar not a mineral? That's a real question.

534
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: Is sugar not a mineral? Yeah? What is a mineral?

535
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: A rock? Yeah, it's rocks. Yeah, it's just like it's

536
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: determined by the rocks. That so we're drinking a little

537
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: rocks that's a mineral. Yeah, it's like the rock flavor.

538
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: So the Smala I thought this was the best their

539
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: best contribution in the article. They said water can also

540
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: feel dry, silky, creamy, or even sparkly when you're drinking it,

541
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,239
Speaker 1: which I agree with, Like that's a good description of

542
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: like some of the things that I've tasted in water

543
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: before morning. Water you know, leftover on from your nightstand,

544
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: always feels dry. Yeah, might be because high in calcium.

545
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: They say that's the one that leaves a dry mouth feel.

546
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, water that's low minerality also leaves a dry

547
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: mouth feel and can also and an almost metallic taste

548
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: because it soaks up the minerals in your mouth. Binder explained,

549
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: so strange. Yeah, kind of grossed out by water. Yeah,

550
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: I want I went looking at vice, alright. I went

551
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,479
Speaker 1: looking elsewhere because Vice would are cowards and they wouldn't

552
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: name names of like what the best bottled water is,

553
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: because I'm curious. It does? It does seem like when

554
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: you look at all the different taste tests, like at

555
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: least in the top half, you find tap water, just

556
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,959
Speaker 1: like tap water is as good as bottled waters, as

557
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: bottled water, and like there's just huge variability on almost

558
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: everything else. This, honestly, I just feel vindicated and it

559
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: makes me feel better about the years I spent drinking

560
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: just straight hose water because I always water out the

561
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: hose was the best water, because it was the most

562
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: like flavorful, because there's something going on with that the

563
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: nozzle of the hose. I think hose water is not

564
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: supposed to be drank, Is that right? Or I think

565
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: it's just ultimate tap water. It's like top to your

566
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: tapp Yeah, but probably like the first little like few

567
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: gushes of water that are coming out of there was

568
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: have just been like sitting in the That's the most flavorful,

569
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: just the first few the water from the Yeah, you

570
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: get all those nice ambas and then they meet all

571
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: your other amubas in your body and they become friends.

572
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: Why you shouldn't drink your water from a garden hose

573
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: written by one of the Yeah, big by nest loaned

574
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: by the sun breaks. Yeah. In reality, most outdoor fasces

575
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: and garden hoses, those made prior, are not meant to

576
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: be used for drinking water. Whatever, dude, I'd turn out

577
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: fine for the most part. I think, Yeah, do you

578
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: guys have a favorite bottled water flavor or bottled water?

579
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: I guess I guess we've we've covered that years. Matt

580
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: is tap water. Yeah, well yeah, yeah, if that bottled water,

581
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: my favorite would probably be like you know, arrowhead, I

582
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: feel like that is to me, it was like the

583
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: like classic, It's just like it's cheap, the old nozzle

584
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 1: like that. I feel like mine's a little like fruit

585
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: fru but Evan I feel like tastes the most like

586
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: there's no taste to it. It's just water. Yeah, even

587
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: smart water sometimes can have a taste to it and

588
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: just sauny for sure. Ye. Also, I feel like I'm

589
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: a woman in vogue when I'm drinking it. I feel

590
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: like I'm flying first class. If I'm getting a bottle

591
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: of Evan at the airport, everyone thinks I'm flying first class.

592
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: Is Evan not also a skin cream? Am I crazy?

593
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but your I see. Hannibal Lecter

594
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: mentioned Evian skin cream in the movie Size of the Lamps,

595
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: When I could be wrong about that. It just sounds

596
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: like it's a very French name. I know. There was

597
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: like a mister that they sold for a while that like,

598
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: you can miss your face with Evian water the height

599
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: of class I'm looking at. I would hire people from

600
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: Craigslist to come over and just missed my face with

601
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: von while I worked. I think Evan. Evian did do

602
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: well in like the public taste tests, like I guess

603
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: Mother Jones did one. There was like a college that

604
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: did a big bottled water taste test, and Evian kind

605
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: of fared well both times. Dosani was like ranked near

606
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: the top for one and then like near the bottom

607
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: for the other. So I feel like it's it's very subjective.

608
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: I guess I feel like Sanny is like cornered the

609
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: market on like movie theaters, like that's the only water

610
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: that you can find there. I will have an extra

611
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: large bag of the saltiest popcorn I've ever had in

612
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: my life, and I'm still not touching to sunny seat.

613
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: I I could be Yeah, I I wouldn't. I would

614
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: never have water with popcorn because it's just like that

615
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: you're basically creating an like ocean water in your in

616
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: your mouth because it's like salt and water. I'm just saying,

617
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: sometimes you get like the chocolate, you get the candies,

618
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: you get the popcorn, and you're like, Okay, at least

619
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: I can be good by getting some water. I'm not

620
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 1: going to go full gremlin and get you know, vanilla coke,

621
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: but if it's to sunny I won't do it. I'll

622
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: go full gremlin. Yeah, I'm pro tap water, But I

623
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: was just like thinking about like where I would get

624
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: the tap water, and I guess like said there's something

625
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: and it's probably incorrect, but like going to a bathroom

626
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: and getting water from the tap of at a public

627
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: place like kind of grosses me out, so I probably

628
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't true. I mean, yeah, I guess I wouldn't go

629
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: to like the subway bathroom and and just you know,

630
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: be like I'm gonna fill up my water bottle. But

631
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: you know at home, like if you were to fill

632
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: up your water bottle at home, you would probably fill

633
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: it up in the tap from the kitchen sink. But

634
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: there's no difference between that and going to your tub

635
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: and just putting it in, you know, from there. Is

636
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: that weird. I don't know. I'm never doing that. I'm

637
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: doing that all the time. I'm gonna do that right now.

638
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: I've got to be desperado. If I'm going and filling

639
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: up my water bottle from the bathroom, that means I

640
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: am so hungover I can't even make it to the kitchen.

641
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: That happens. I'm just saying, you know, like it's all

642
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: it's all pipes. Gona be reasons for it. Yeah, alright,

643
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: let's take a break from talking about serious stuff like this,

644
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: and we'll talk about the how from the Christmas story,

645
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: a Christmas story in fact. And we're back, and Christmas

646
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: is back, as we mentioned, it's back at the White House.

647
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: We already talked earlier this week how Fox News is

648
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: up in arms of that Joe Biden is disrespecting Christmas

649
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: by putting up Christmas decorations. Yeah. I guess he did

650
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: it too early for them, even though they I don't

651
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: know who the fund knows, but the so Joe Bidden's

652
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: theme for the decorations is we the People, which is

653
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: defined by just some vague bullshit about unity, which only

654
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: exists as a flimsy pretext to put a bunch of

655
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: Christmas trees and lights up, which yeah, just should just

656
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: be the theme of people like Christmas decorations and we

657
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: do too. Yeah, like Dr Jill, look, you don't gotta,

658
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 1: you don't, You don't owe anybody in explanation, but like

659
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm putting decorations up, motherfucker's how about a theme? It's December?

660
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah? Wow, I don't know. I feel

661
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of disrespect happening for both the

662
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: Constitution and Christmas right now. I got it. I love that.

663
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: I every photo I liked. Yeah, it just looks very

664
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: classic Christmas ship classic. It looks like Christmas ship. It

665
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: looks like the kinds of houses like I wish like

666
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: my like immigrant mom and black father would make our

667
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: house look like when I was a kid, I'm like,

668
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: why don't we have all this cheesy ship up there? Like, man,

669
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: we don't with all that. So when I see this,

670
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wow to be yes, Yes, I have

671
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: a step mom who is white and my mom is Chinese,

672
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: and my family in like my main home. We kind

673
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: of did like wooden like nutcracker things and sort of

674
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: like a little more sort of like the wooden train

675
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: underneath and nothing to likes are like it's nice though.

676
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Yeah, it was a lot

677
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: of like whedish stuff. It was like a lot of

678
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: again a lot of classical music. And then going to

679
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: my white step mom's home, it was like the stockings

680
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: were like faux for and everything was sort of bigger

681
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: and like bigger bulbs on the trees and much more

682
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: like you know, like all the like jingle bell jingle bell,

683
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: jangle bell rock. You know, like that was it was

684
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: a different kind of Christmas. It was a whiter in

685
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: my opinion, a whiter Christmas. Yeah, and I thought that

686
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 1: was fun to experience both. Yeah, and there is nothing

687
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: the unwhite about the Biden family there there extra extra white.

688
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: It's funny that. So part of me is like, yeah,

689
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: but I remember when Melania had put up her Christmas

690
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: decorations and we were all hating on them, so like,

691
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: is this just the equivalent of them, like those were

692
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: objectively screwed up looking like they were. It was well,

693
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: it was just like it was the It didn't it

694
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: didn't bother me because I don't give a fuck, but

695
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: it did feel it felt like the sort of like

696
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: it just really exposed hypocrisy of those people, because it

697
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 1: is the exact thing that would cause them to set

698
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: their own hair on fire, Like the somebody doing like

699
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: a modernist, like frigid take on Christmas is like the

700
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: exact thing that they would be so fucking pissed about that. Yeah,

701
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: but because it was Milannia, they couldn't say ship the

702
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: blood trees, blood trees. It looked like some like mythical

703
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: forest creature was having like had sickly bowel movements like

704
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: they're like, those didn't look like trees. They look like

705
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: piles a weird ship o Buerk like Buerk inspired but

706
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: not by Buork because Buork's would be way cooler. But anyways, people,

707
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: this is actually an age old tradition. If people like

708
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: looking for hidden ship or conspiracies and the Christmas decorations,

709
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: I think a lot of Q people thought that there

710
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: were Q and on messages in Milania's Christmas decorations, even though,

711
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 1: as we heard from leaked audio months later, her Christmas

712
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: decorations were just like, who fucking cares? I don't give

713
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: a funk about Christmas? Why I work my my ass

714
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: off and now I have to do the Christmas decorations

715
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: and I don't give a funk. Yeah, it really felt

716
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: like that. So Biden's White House was had been kind

717
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: of free of those types of controversies, but now we

718
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: got the controversy over Hunter Biden's love child, which feels

719
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: valid to me. This does feel like the sort of

720
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: thing that people would call out at Trump's White House

721
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: if he had a bunch of stockings up for everyone

722
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: in the family except for an unacknowledged like love child

723
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: of Don Jr. Or something. I feel like people would

724
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: call it out, and that does seem to be the

725
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,919
Speaker 1: case here right Like Hunter Biden is a dirt bag

726
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,720
Speaker 1: who tried to wiggle out of paying child support for

727
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: a kid that DNA testing proved was his back in.

728
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm not saying they should have a stocking, but it

729
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: at least gives you a good good chance to point

730
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: for trying to call them the same on either side. Sure,

731
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: Like I think that's what's going to be interesting is

732
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: for all of the like outrage about like the Trump family,

733
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, like you you already tried to

734
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: like shrug off the fact that like Jared and Ivanka

735
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: of were just took off with hundreds of millions of

736
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: dollars from their time there, and like this is kind

737
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: of like and this guy's got problems, and I can

738
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: realize like what that's gonna end up sounding like, but

739
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: you know, go they do as you will, and Republicans

740
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: with your majority. There's also the secret Satanic messages that

741
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: are in the decor the Satanic icons. Yeah, that's right,

742
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: there's a Satanic goat head hidden among the trees and reads.

743
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: According to some people. Could you ask Flutis why there

744
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: is Satanic stuff and her christ miss decorations, said Theresa along, Well,

745
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: what it is is it appears to be a like

746
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: deer head deer, a deer head with deer antlers in

747
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: a golden mirror that is in the State Dining Room

748
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: and which was first donated to the White House in

749
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 1: nineteen That shouldn't listening. You're just wheel in for Christmas, right,

750
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 1: he switched that eagle out for this satan head. Yeah.

751
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's all sorts of weird ship like that

752
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: hidden all over the White House though, you know, Illuminati ship.

753
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: But that would be that would be fun to just

754
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: go go on a little Satanic sat I mean that

755
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 1: is yeah. I feel like in five years when whatever,

756
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: not five, maybe ten, but when Stephen Miller is president

757
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 1: or you know, there will be q and on lead

758
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: tours of the deep State, and the White House is

759
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: one of those stops. Right. What's even spookier about that

760
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: places it was built with slave labor. I will mention

761
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: that much. No, no, no no, no, we don't mention that.

762
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: We don't mention that. Just a quick tour through some

763
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: of the past controversy. So back in two thousand nine,

764
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: there was a freak out about how Obama hit a

765
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: mouse dong ornament on his tree. It was hidden, I mean, okay,

766
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: it was on the tree that he let everybody take

767
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: pictures of, but you could tell like he had this

768
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: look this like nervous look on his face. That was

769
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 1: like he's trying to hide it because obviously a he's

770
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: a secret communist, and be he liked to leave clues

771
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: to the fact that he was a secret communist all

772
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: over the place, in a place that was going to

773
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: be for aographed millions of times. And also like that

774
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: portrait of that's the Andy Warhol mat like turns out

775
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: with art. Yeah, people that people just looked it up

776
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: and it is a Pittsburgh ball, Pittsburgh like Christmas decoration

777
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: because Warhol was from Pittsburgh and it was a celebration

778
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: Andy Warren. I see, but you know, look, I mean

779
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: this is definitely one of those. It was hidden because

780
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: it was on the back side of the tree. It's

781
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: not the prettiest ornament, and you've got to put something

782
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: on the back side where there's going to be less photographs,

783
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: and that's that's what it is. You put all the

784
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: jankie ones or in my case, all of my jankie

785
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: because they were just bought from Target in one fell swoop.

786
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I always collect ornaments. Do amazing tdition here

787
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: in this household Francesco kidding, I'm just hating on you.

788
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't. I'm crying. I'm like, I haven't

789
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: lived enough adulthood to do that. I feel like or

790
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: like I have, but not known to be fair. I

791
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: always forget, and then my wife, her majesty, is like,

792
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: we gotta get another thing. I'm like, that's right, Yeah,

793
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: let's get And I'm always like advocating for like the

794
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: easiest thing, and she would like something very ornate, and

795
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, not to see this wine cork can be

796
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: put in a paper clip and then become the ornament

797
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: from this. Yeah, that's what. That's what. That's how you

798
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: gotta think. You know? You could take one was I

799
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: took like a hotel like keycard, and I was just like,

800
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: fuck it, there's hey. Look and that goes on the

801
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: back of money being spent at Target Communist. I could

802
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: decorate an entire tree with all the hotel key cards

803
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: I have accident just kept. No, of course not, but

804
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, look at this. I have a weird

805
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: thing with like I never return them. But then I

806
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: come back home with him like why the fund do I?

807
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: Why did I keep this? Exactly? I don't don't mean

808
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: to take them, oh I do I run out of

809
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: the hotel laughing and I acally, you'll never fucking catch me,

810
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: Like I already put it in the box, got him.

811
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: I put a different I put a credit card in

812
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: the box to fool them idiots, like you lost to

813
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: shortload of money on that also back in the nineties,

814
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: just to give people a reminder, if you haven't already

815
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: had enough of a reminder what it was like to

816
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: be alive in the nineties from our Kevin Spacey crushed

817
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: stories back in the nineties of former FBI agent claimed

818
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: that Hillary Clinton decorated one white house tree with drug paracenalia,

819
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: condoms and cock rings. There's a conspiracy theory, very unbelievable

820
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton was cool in the nineties,

821
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: and I think we all know now that that was

822
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: not true. It's the same thing with Hunter Biden, like

823
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: how I mean, yeah, maybe he was a pos to

824
00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: his b a b y, but they make him out

825
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: to be hella cool, you know, like all the the

826
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: fucking what are the Daily Wires movie about him? Yeah?

827
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: Like whoever super cut the videos of him just like

828
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: shirtless with you know, a couple of women in bed

829
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: smoking crack in a sensory deprivation tank, like the next

830
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: level party that would have been that would that guy

831
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: would have got Maxium Baller of the Year. But oh now,

832
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: but also the trailers for that Hunter Biden Daily Wire

833
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: movie make it's the most competent I've seen Joe Biden

834
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: look like. He seems like he's capable of running a

835
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: country in those trailers. Yeah, exactly, rather than like making

836
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 1: up like black people he was friends with back in

837
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: the day. Right anyways, keeping keeping eye by the way,

838
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: the all of these I think the conspiracies are debunked

839
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: because you can look at photographs of them, so like

840
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: people were able to look at the photograph of the

841
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: mouse Dong ornament and be like, oh, this is a

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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh ornament that you can buy lots of places. Here

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Speaker 1: are the five Christmas trees that were up in the

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Speaker 1: White House. None of them have cock rings on them,

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Speaker 1: damn it. Yeah, but there are cock rings though at

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Speaker 1: the foot at the foot of every stocking, yes, or

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Speaker 1: a little a little anal beat, just like drug paraphernalia,

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Speaker 1: condoms and cock rings. It's such a like we just

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Speaker 1: wouldn't imagination of like and what is that? Like, I

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Speaker 1: love when fucking cops are like paraphernal, like get vivid here,

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Speaker 1: rob tongue stems, hyper those like tiny little like novelty

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Speaker 1: bongs like yeah, like little neon green acrylic bong ear rings. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But it's like it's like the little gnomes that are

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Speaker 1: made out of clay but then also on like a pipe,

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Speaker 1: you know Google exactly the cutest para now. Yeah, h well,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to water Somalia is tomorrow. But I think

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Speaker 1: I think all our listeners are going to be fine

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Speaker 1: with the fact that we instead diverged into stories of

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Speaker 1: the spacey Crush. All right, that's gonna do it for

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Speaker 1: this week's weekly Zeitgeist. Please like and review the show.

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Speaker 1: If you like the show, uh means the world to Miles.

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Speaker 1: He needs your validation, folks. I hope you're having a

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Speaker 1: great weekend and I will talk to him Monday. By