WEBVTT - Textual Healing: Take A Dip In Rent

0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in this is the Second

0:00:01.639 --> 0:00:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Date podcast. And I don't know if the best part

0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:06.160
<v Speaker 1>of Textual Healing is the actual help or just the

0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:06.920
<v Speaker 1>intro song.

0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:10.840
<v Speaker 2>It's so good. It's my favorite show open that we

0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:14.040
<v Speaker 2>have love it. So it is just singing just so

0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.319
<v Speaker 2>you know. Gots coming up in just a minute.

0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.720
<v Speaker 3>But first comment, Yeah, Amanda Nichols said, I'm a full

0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:22.919
<v Speaker 3>time college student majoring in computer science. I never thought

0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:25.640
<v Speaker 3>I would find myself getting addicted to a random morning

0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:26.960
<v Speaker 3>radio show the way I have.

0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.680
<v Speaker 2>With this one.

0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:31.200
<v Speaker 3>I've definitely developed a parasocial relationship with these guys and

0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:33.360
<v Speaker 3>never failed to brighten up my morning commute to class.

0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:35.760
<v Speaker 2>So happy I found this show. And I love when

0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:38.040
<v Speaker 2>our listeners use big words we don't unders. I know

0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:39.400
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna have to google that, lad.

0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:44.360
<v Speaker 1>I love our paranormal relationship parasouck.

0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's just get into it. The textual Healing starts now.

0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:52.480
<v Speaker 4>I don't know about you guys, but I've never been

0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:57.520
<v Speaker 4>caught doing weird stuff at work, you people. I mean,

0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:01.160
<v Speaker 4>I definitely do it, and whoever sees it usually wants

0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:04.800
<v Speaker 4>to join in, So technically I'm not he costs.

0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're just not told on right.

0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:09.200
<v Speaker 4>I see. For one of our listeners, she says she

0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.039
<v Speaker 4>was coming home to her apartment the other day and

0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:16.319
<v Speaker 4>came across her landlord in a very compromising position, and

0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:20.000
<v Speaker 4>what she decided to do next could be either the

0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.840
<v Speaker 4>smartest or dumbest move of her entire life. Oday, she

0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:27.200
<v Speaker 4>reached out to us, hoping to use the information to

0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.319
<v Speaker 4>her advantage. So we're gonna try and help her in

0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:40.839
<v Speaker 4>a textual healing coming up next, Text you will heal,

0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:44.880
<v Speaker 4>then text you will. You know you have a clogged toilet,

0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.639
<v Speaker 4>you call a plumber. Do you have a flat tire,

0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.520
<v Speaker 4>you call triple A. Sure, If you have a text

0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.840
<v Speaker 4>message that you need to send and you don't want

0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:54.360
<v Speaker 4>to screw it up, who do you call?

0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:54.840
<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey?

0:01:55.080 --> 0:02:00.160
<v Speaker 4>You call fifteen other people and ask their answers. Well,

0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:03.920
<v Speaker 4>if they all suck, then you can come to us

0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:05.600
<v Speaker 4>for a little textual healing.

0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:06.680
<v Speaker 2>We got there, and.

0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:09.320
<v Speaker 4>One of our listeners has gone through her entire friend

0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.400
<v Speaker 4>group came up with nothing, So now she wants our help.

0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.880
<v Speaker 4>Her name is CALLI CALLI Welcome to the show.

0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.760
<v Speaker 5>Hi, thank you so much, please help.

0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad we're your last resort, Kelly, glad your real.

0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:24.960
<v Speaker 4>Friends don't answer. Ye, Well, tell us about your situation

0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.160
<v Speaker 4>a little bit and how we can help heal you textually.

0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:28.440
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.760
<v Speaker 6>So I'm living in this apartment. It's the best apartment

0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:35.640
<v Speaker 6>that I've ever lived in. It's like a great location.

0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.960
<v Speaker 6>You know, I have like the most amazing view. Apartment

0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.120
<v Speaker 6>complex has a pool.

0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.640
<v Speaker 4>Do they have any availability right now? Doesn't sound like

0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:46.359
<v Speaker 4>we can afford.

0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:51.840
<v Speaker 6>To live there, That's the thing. So I can't even

0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.040
<v Speaker 6>afford to live here, like barely right now. And I'm

0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.560
<v Speaker 6>afraid they're going to increase my rent in a couple

0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:59.520
<v Speaker 6>of months when my rent is supposed to be renewed.

0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Are we going to negotiate your rent via text message?

0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:03.839
<v Speaker 1>I think we can do it. I think we could.

0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I can talk anybody down.

0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:09.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you your lease is coming up here? How long?

0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, in a couple of months about about okay?

0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.839
<v Speaker 6>Okay, but Loki, I need them to reduce the rent

0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.800
<v Speaker 6>by at least one hundred dollars where I'm going to

0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:19.359
<v Speaker 6>have to move.

0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:22.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, we're going to get a rent reduction? Does

0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.639
<v Speaker 2>that happen anymore?

0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:24.880
<v Speaker 1>It does?

0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call exactly what.

0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:30.920
<v Speaker 4>We do today? Okay, how are you going to get

0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.080
<v Speaker 4>your rent knocked down?

0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.320
<v Speaker 6>The only thought that I have in terms of how

0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.160
<v Speaker 6>I can do this, and I really think I can,

0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:40.880
<v Speaker 6>is the fact that we have a new property manager. Okay,

0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:45.800
<v Speaker 6>super cute, and he's about my age. I just have

0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.560
<v Speaker 6>a feeling like if I work them a little bit,

0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:50.760
<v Speaker 6>massage them a little bit via text message.

0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:54.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, are you saying you're gonna start hitting on your

0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:55.760
<v Speaker 1>new property manager?

0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.320
<v Speaker 6>I like it. I don't want to hit on him,

0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.640
<v Speaker 6>but I have a feeling that, like, uh, you know,

0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:02.400
<v Speaker 6>I want to.

0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Put a viet you want to create a rapport?

0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.720
<v Speaker 6>Exactly, I need to create a rapport. I need to

0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:11.480
<v Speaker 6>like get in there and just figure out a way

0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.400
<v Speaker 6>to get Dave the property manager, to sign off on

0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:18.680
<v Speaker 6>a ret renewal that is preferably less.

0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I was joking about negotiating rent prices. I don't actually

0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:24.680
<v Speaker 1>know that we're the best people for that.

0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:26.520
<v Speaker 5>I think I think it's possible.

0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Have you texted with Dave yet? Like, have you met

0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:30.040
<v Speaker 2>him at all?

0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.040
<v Speaker 5>We've had one interaction.

0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:34.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, that's something to work with.

0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:37.440
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's stooping a rat, a dead rat out of

0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:37.880
<v Speaker 6>the pool.

0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:43.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, long new place, but it's actually run down.

0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:46.400
<v Speaker 2>The pool like an above ground like tarp that they

0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:46.880
<v Speaker 2>set up.

0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.480
<v Speaker 4>It's just in the city. I'm guessing a rat.

0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:52.600
<v Speaker 6>In the pool, I know. And I saw what he

0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.640
<v Speaker 6>was doing and just like was like ew and then

0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.560
<v Speaker 6>he kind of like laughed like yeah, you know, my

0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.200
<v Speaker 6>job sucks, but Hi, how you doing?

0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.000
<v Speaker 4>What a fun interaction.

0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:04.039
<v Speaker 1>But that could almost be blackmail, right because she's the

0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.920
<v Speaker 1>only one that saw the rat, and if she told

0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:10.080
<v Speaker 1>other people. I mean, if we're gonna get dirty with

0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:13.240
<v Speaker 1>this guy and we want to like get a rent reduction.

0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:16.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if blackmailing your apartment manager is the

0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:16.960
<v Speaker 4>best way to go.

0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:18.919
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I like what.

0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:21.719
<v Speaker 5>I agree?

0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.120
<v Speaker 6>I think we could have like a friendly agreement to

0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:27.920
<v Speaker 6>like keep that between us, you know, Like the other

0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.200
<v Speaker 6>option is obviously, like should I flirt with them?

0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:31.600
<v Speaker 5>Should I throw them a smile?

0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.000
<v Speaker 4>Well, we have to do this over a text message? Yes,

0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.800
<v Speaker 4>So I'm going to google tricks to make strangers do

0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:39.680
<v Speaker 4>stuff for you?

0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I fell over.

0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.039
<v Speaker 3>Text is the hard part.

0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:45.880
<v Speaker 2>AI is really going to take over our jobs.

0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:51.880
<v Speaker 4>This is a twenty one and over website. This isn't

0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.359
<v Speaker 4>seven ways to make a stranger help you out. Number

0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.440
<v Speaker 4>one says smile.

0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Can't do that on the text.

0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.640
<v Speaker 4>You could get a smile emoji, so we could start

0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.599
<v Speaker 4>with a smiley emoji. Number two is used their name

0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:07.080
<v Speaker 4>a few times, Dave, Dave, Dave. So yeah, Dave, Hey Dave,

0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.120
<v Speaker 4>what's up Dave?

0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean you have to start with hey, Dave,

0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Kelly from you know, whatever your apartment number is.

0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.520
<v Speaker 4>Remember I'm I'm the the girl that saw you fish

0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.280
<v Speaker 4>the rat out of the pool and shouted gross.

0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.600
<v Speaker 6>Maybe just be like, I think it's actually perfect.

0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:26.680
<v Speaker 4>Right at least they put It'll help him put a

0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:27.840
<v Speaker 4>face to the name.

0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.240
<v Speaker 6>I could be like, I'm the blonde who said ew

0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.400
<v Speaker 6>while you were fishing the rat out of the pool.

0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:35.039
<v Speaker 3>There are other people with other hair combs.

0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.080
<v Speaker 4>Well, she said gross to him and they had one

0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:41.680
<v Speaker 4>sentence conversation, So that's good. Number three says used humor. Yeah,

0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.560
<v Speaker 4>maybe maybe telling a joke, It says, even if it

0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.040
<v Speaker 4>doesn't land, it shows you're trying to be fun, and

0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:48.640
<v Speaker 4>I'd hire you.

0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.520
<v Speaker 2>To be my combanda boy any day of the week.

0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:56.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, we have a pool for rats.

0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:57.760
<v Speaker 4>That's how fancy it is.

0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Maybe a rat of tuy Joe could be funny like that.

0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Don't you have to do the little rat emoji?

0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Though?

0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:08.400
<v Speaker 4>So here's my idea to incorporate everything that we've learned here. Hey, Dave, Dave,

0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm that blonde girl who said gross when you pulled

0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.480
<v Speaker 4>the rat out of the pool. And later, maybe you

0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.720
<v Speaker 4>can come by and we can have some ratituey. What

0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:21.600
<v Speaker 4>do you think, Dave, smiley face? That sounds wow, fatty,

0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:26.200
<v Speaker 4>but it's going off of the internet suggestions here. The

0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:27.640
<v Speaker 4>internet is small than any of us.

0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Sound like a computer.

0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:29.400
<v Speaker 5>Sure?

0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:33.160
<v Speaker 1>What if the joke is I haven't been able to

0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:35.600
<v Speaker 1>cook anything all week because that rat was the one

0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:36.120
<v Speaker 1>teaching me.

0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:42.200
<v Speaker 4>No, they said there was no bad jokes, but I

0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:45.720
<v Speaker 4>think we just proved them. I don't know, cal. I mean,

0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.200
<v Speaker 4>the final decision is yours. It's your text message, so

0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:49.840
<v Speaker 4>you get to decide what you want to write.

0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:55.280
<v Speaker 6>I mean, I definitely feel like something along the lines

0:07:55.440 --> 0:08:01.320
<v Speaker 6>like heydays nice. It's Callie from apartment the blonde two

0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.880
<v Speaker 6>said gross when you fish the rat at the pool.

0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Just wanted to welcome you to the building.

0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:08.760
<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, I wanted to welcome you to the building.

0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:12.440
<v Speaker 6>Ratitude at my place, and she sounds.

0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:13.400
<v Speaker 4>Pretty solid rat emoji.

0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:19.280
<v Speaker 7>Yeah oh yeah, okay said, I mean, we started off

0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:20.920
<v Speaker 7>on kind of rocky ground there, but I feel like

0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.440
<v Speaker 7>we ended up with a pretty solid text.

0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.480
<v Speaker 4>I mean, at least I'm sure we're going to get

0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:27.640
<v Speaker 4>a response. He may be like, what are you on? Like, yeah,

0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:28.640
<v Speaker 4>you might be victim.

0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he'll be like, I want some of whatever you're on.

0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.600
<v Speaker 4>You don't respond, that's for sure, let's find out. We're

0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:37.280
<v Speaker 4>going to continue and see if Dave the apartment manager

0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.720
<v Speaker 4>is going to lower your rent when we do textual.

0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:39.840
<v Speaker 5>Healing thank you.

0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:43.880
<v Speaker 4>Right after this, one of our listeners, Calli, is on

0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.840
<v Speaker 4>the phone right now. She loves her apartment, but her

0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.120
<v Speaker 4>lease is coming up, and if she wants to stay,

0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.760
<v Speaker 4>which she desperately does, she's gonna need to get a

0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:57.600
<v Speaker 4>rent reduction or she won't be able to afford it anymore. Now,

0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:02.440
<v Speaker 4>a younger single guy has apparently taken over managing her building.

0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.600
<v Speaker 4>His name is Dave, and he is cute from what

0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:06.040
<v Speaker 4>we hear.

0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:10.520
<v Speaker 1>That's what she says, because they're only interaction in person

0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.520
<v Speaker 1>has been while she was watching him take a drowned

0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.520
<v Speaker 1>rat out of their pool with a net.

0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:19.120
<v Speaker 4>And she screamed ew gross. Yeah, and he acknowledged it

0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:22.360
<v Speaker 4>and was like, yeah, my job is terrible. So essentially

0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.600
<v Speaker 4>he's basically a stranger to her at this point. That's

0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.240
<v Speaker 4>why I googled the top seven ways to make a

0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.600
<v Speaker 4>stranger like you and want to help you instantly, which

0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:33.120
<v Speaker 4>I feel like has already been on your Google search history. Yeah,

0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.280
<v Speaker 4>it did auto fill the rest of it. So her

0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:42.400
<v Speaker 4>first text incorporated three points that I came across. It said, One,

0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:45.920
<v Speaker 4>you should smile, so we used smile emoji. Two, use

0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.679
<v Speaker 4>their name a few times. So we repeated Dave at

0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:49.560
<v Speaker 4>least three times in.

0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.920
<v Speaker 2>The first text, went once but okay.

0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:55.560
<v Speaker 4>Well maybe that was our mistake. Number Three, break the

0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:58.880
<v Speaker 4>ice with some levity or a joke. So we referenced

0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.080
<v Speaker 4>the dead rat that we could do something with ratituey

0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.640
<v Speaker 4>as a meal over at her apartment, Kelly has He responded,

0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.120
<v Speaker 4>he did, why.

0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.360
<v Speaker 2>You sound sad? What did he say?

0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:16.160
<v Speaker 6>No, okay, he said, what So you're the tenant who

0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.920
<v Speaker 6>saw me pull the rat out of the pool. You're

0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:20.800
<v Speaker 6>joking about the ratituy right?

0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, this is good though.

0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:31.200
<v Speaker 1>This is good because he's nervous he's nervous. He's nervous,

0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:32.640
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna rat him out.

0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:39.599
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we are next.

0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:42.559
<v Speaker 4>Seventy listeners just tuned away.

0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.520
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I need I need some real advice.

0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:46.480
<v Speaker 5>Guys, that was real.

0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.640
<v Speaker 4>Let's do the damsel in distress angle where it says, Hey, Dave,

0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:55.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm in a situation and I could really use your help.

0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.920
<v Speaker 2>So we're saying, hey Dave again.

0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm sticking with the suggestions. You need to continue using

0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.000
<v Speaker 4>his name need from.

0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:02.600
<v Speaker 2>The pool of life.

0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:06.360
<v Speaker 1>First you say, yes, it was a joke, that's a

0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:10.080
<v Speaker 1>fair and then you move into I need your help

0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:10.640
<v Speaker 1>with something.

0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:14.240
<v Speaker 4>I like that. Coli, I'm like a financial rat drowning

0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:14.439
<v Speaker 4>in that.

0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:16.800
<v Speaker 2>But you laugh at him.

0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:17.560
<v Speaker 4>That was funny.

0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:22.439
<v Speaker 7>Okay, I expect them from men, expect them.

0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.080
<v Speaker 4>Just tell him like, I seriously need a way to

0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.760
<v Speaker 4>figure out how to lower my rent by one hundred

0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:29.720
<v Speaker 4>dollars right now.

0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Let's wait till the next text for that slow Jeffrey.

0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:35.600
<v Speaker 4>Ask for the example if you pointed out my roles,

0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:36.760
<v Speaker 4>that's really offensive.

0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:39.440
<v Speaker 6>Okay, I got it, I got it.

0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:43.000
<v Speaker 5>So Hey Dave, yes, ratitude, he was a joke. I'm

0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:43.600
<v Speaker 5>actually in.

0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.360
<v Speaker 6>A situation I could use your help. My release is

0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.200
<v Speaker 6>coming up, and I need to find a way to

0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.480
<v Speaker 6>reduce it by at least one hundred dollars.

0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:52.160
<v Speaker 5>Any idea, I.

0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Just went from like to like very I know it's direct, rat,

0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.600
<v Speaker 1>but you want an answer, so go for it.

0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.600
<v Speaker 2>And it's business relationship right now.

0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.800
<v Speaker 4>And from his last is clear he remembers you.

0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.199
<v Speaker 6>So okay, I send It's okay, I.

0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.080
<v Speaker 4>Said, did you put a smiley emoji on it?

0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:09.599
<v Speaker 5>Though I did not?

0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:13.080
<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, I just that one that went out.

0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.800
<v Speaker 5>Follow up, it's going.

0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:24.200
<v Speaker 2>To be like a big smiling I mean, that's interesting.

0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.439
<v Speaker 2>We're just we're just oh my.

0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:25.880
<v Speaker 5>God, oh my god.

0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.000
<v Speaker 6>He's just finding he's an I mean that.

0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:29.440
<v Speaker 5>Hold on.

0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:39.199
<v Speaker 2>That, stuy. I'm sorry, it's something they started doing long.

0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:45.320
<v Speaker 4>Don't apologize for fun. Yes, forgot? What did he what

0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:46.320
<v Speaker 4>did he write?

0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:50.680
<v Speaker 6>He wrote, Well, you could get a roommate that would

0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:54.440
<v Speaker 6>reduce it by a lot more than one hundred dollars.

0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.800
<v Speaker 6>We could see if we can move you into a

0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:02.640
<v Speaker 6>smaller unit facing the back alley.

0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:01.480
<v Speaker 4>Now look at the rats.

0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:11.080
<v Speaker 1>What if you write back and say, Dave, I don't

0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.840
<v Speaker 1>think a view of the of more rats is in

0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.600
<v Speaker 1>my wheelhouse.

0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.040
<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's funny. Let's let's go with that.

0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:21.840
<v Speaker 2>It's what Jose said. I just reset it. Yeah, seriously, when.

0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:27.720
<v Speaker 6>I wait, I'm going to make it sound like he

0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.320
<v Speaker 6>made a joke, like, haha, Dave, I don't need a

0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:31.360
<v Speaker 6>view of more.

0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:36.600
<v Speaker 7>Rats like they feel funny. I love it, but we

0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.640
<v Speaker 7>need to ask a question to keep him responding. So

0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:43.440
<v Speaker 7>let's add something to it, like is there any way

0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.080
<v Speaker 7>I could stay in my same apartment and pay less?

0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:51.280
<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, I mean, honestly, what about this?

0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:54.199
<v Speaker 1>What if you volunteer to be on rat patrol at

0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.720
<v Speaker 1>the pool and they could pay you one hundred dollars?

0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Want to do it?

0:13:59.320 --> 0:13:59.480
<v Speaker 7>You know?

0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Odd?

0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.560
<v Speaker 5>I don't like. Yeah, gross, that's a lot.

0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Everybody wants the money without working for it.

0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.240
<v Speaker 4>I see you said, Hey, I'm willing to sign a

0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.559
<v Speaker 4>three to maybe four year lease if this will help me.

0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:15.600
<v Speaker 4>Screw that one hundred year lease. I want to die

0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:22.160
<v Speaker 4>in this building like that, sping me out. I think rat.

0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Patrol is much better than this.

0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Somewhere you go, this is anybody else?

0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:35.120
<v Speaker 6>He said, I don't think there's any way you can

0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:39.400
<v Speaker 6>stay here and pay less unless you want to help

0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:46.920
<v Speaker 6>me get rid of the rat right, what is inside

0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.760
<v Speaker 6>joke turn into me becoming like the rat patrol.

0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:51.040
<v Speaker 5>I can't, I can't.

0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:55.640
<v Speaker 1>My dad uses these poison traps that they don't even

0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:58.680
<v Speaker 1>barely have to deal with a carcass doing a breakdown

0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.680
<v Speaker 1>of how to kill rats they have like the new

0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.960
<v Speaker 1>stuff they have is amazing, although a good old fashion.

0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, are you willing to kill rats?

0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.560
<v Speaker 6>I don't even want to talk about it? But I

0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.080
<v Speaker 6>just asked them, are you sure, Dave? Is there anything

0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:14.680
<v Speaker 6>else you could be?

0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:16.520
<v Speaker 2>The red queen? He could be the ret key.

0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.720
<v Speaker 4>Mat Me put a smiley face after those texts.

0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.080
<v Speaker 5>Don't forget that last one. I definitely did not.

0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, maybe this is time to compromise.

0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:27.240
<v Speaker 4>And then he says, if you do this, then he

0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:28.720
<v Speaker 4>did two hundred dollars off.

0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Your red Say you're going to do it, then start

0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.640
<v Speaker 1>dating an exterminator and get him to come in and

0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:34.080
<v Speaker 1>do the work.

0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:38.960
<v Speaker 4>Stop trying to live out your fantasy. To our listeners,

0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.520
<v Speaker 4>most people dream of a pizza boy.

0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I bet they don't have a lot of options in

0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:48.120
<v Speaker 2>the day.

0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:51.760
<v Speaker 4>Let's get back to the texts. Is that so we said?

0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.520
<v Speaker 4>Is there anything else that you can do?

0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:54.640
<v Speaker 5>Are you sure?

0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:59.760
<v Speaker 6>David, is there anything else? And he is typing again.

0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.840
<v Speaker 6>He says, we have an ant problem in the northwest

0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.200
<v Speaker 6>part of the building.

0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.520
<v Speaker 2>That what isn't living in your apartment building?

0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.200
<v Speaker 4>Now you work there too.

0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.840
<v Speaker 6>I mean, first he wanted me to do deal with

0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.200
<v Speaker 6>the rats, and now he wants me to get rid

0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:14.760
<v Speaker 6>of the ant.

0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:18.240
<v Speaker 2>Are you open to that?

0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:22.520
<v Speaker 4>Because I have been there in a second, I can't

0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:23.360
<v Speaker 4>wait to kill a bunch of.

0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:28.720
<v Speaker 6>Honest Okay, well, you I think if you knock off,

0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:32.520
<v Speaker 6>if you knock off to hundred, I'll do.

0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:35.320
<v Speaker 2>The rat negotiations. You're gonna get it.

0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:35.960
<v Speaker 4>That's good.

0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:37.640
<v Speaker 5>I'll do the rat thing.

0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:39.680
<v Speaker 6>Okay, can you send me a link for like the

0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:40.880
<v Speaker 6>poison traps that you're down?

0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely can. I'll text my dad right now. He

0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:46.360
<v Speaker 2>loves this stuff. Are you kidding me?

0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:51.360
<v Speaker 4>Brook will do a whole podcast about properly. I feel

0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:55.480
<v Speaker 4>my dad textually healed you now at this point, right Kelly,

0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:55.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh my.

0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:56.880
<v Speaker 6>Gosh, Dave, Dave.

0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:58.600
<v Speaker 5>Dave just texted back deal.

0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:06.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Now you're the rat lady in the building. Are

0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.680
<v Speaker 4>there any snakes in there too? For free?

0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:10.200
<v Speaker 2>It's probably more likely raccoon.

0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:13.520
<v Speaker 6>Well, I'll let you know if I end up with

0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.960
<v Speaker 6>the bubonic plate, but I think I get to keep

0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:17.520
<v Speaker 6>the apartment.

0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Well.

0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you ever want textual healing, please email someone else.

0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:29.359
<v Speaker 6>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh what we won't do for cheaper rent?

0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:34.800
<v Speaker 6>For real rats?

0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:35.680
<v Speaker 4>Rat?

0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:36.480
<v Speaker 6>Would you?

0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Would you hunt down some rats for Twitter bucks? Off

0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.120
<v Speaker 1>your red I just.

0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Hate rats so much. I said that I could do

0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:43.159
<v Speaker 2>with spiders.

0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you think of rats just as little big mice,

0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:53.720
<v Speaker 1>I still don't like that. You don't like little bigger mice?

0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, enormous, little baby. Did you say rats?

0:17:59.000 --> 0:17:59.040
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Bro, Okay, the spiders you can handle. Yeah, I could

0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:05.520
<v Speaker 2>do that. For what do I do? Jose?

0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:05.919
<v Speaker 1>What do you?

0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:07.240
<v Speaker 2>What do you think you could take down?

0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.200
<v Speaker 4>I would never kill an animal because I'm a saint.

0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Killing capture and bring it to a new hull.

0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:14.040
<v Speaker 4>No, to be honest, I'm scared of all animals.

0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, nobody captures rats and brings them to New.

0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, back to the sewer, little guy.

0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:28.760
<v Speaker 4>My life's changed seven.

0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for being here. This is a

0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Bricka Jeffrey Second Day podcast. It's the official one, so

0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:37.320
<v Speaker 1>we'd love you to subscribe it in.

0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:39.679
<v Speaker 2>The world to us and do what you need to

0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:41.880
<v Speaker 2>do to get that two hundred dollars off your red. Yeah,

0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:43.920
<v Speaker 2>let us know what you end up doing. Yeah, totally