1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties. Hello, I 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:13,039 Speaker 1: knew you were druggers. I knew it what I said, 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: I knew you were druggers. 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 2: Sorry, who is this. 5 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: My name is Eddie and I live across I live 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: across the street from you, and I got your phone 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: number from your neighbor Tom, and I had to give 8 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: you a call because I figured you out. 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not I don't know what you're talking about. 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: I took your package off your porch today. 11 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 2: So you know you took my package. 12 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, picked it, I saw it delivered, and I know 13 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: that we've had some porch pirates in the area, so 14 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: I've been patrolling and anybody that gets a package, I 15 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: put it in my house and because I'm not going anywhere, 16 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: and I wait till they get home and then I 17 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: deliver the package to them. So I was taking your 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,039 Speaker 1: package for safe keeping, gonna call you and let you 19 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: know that I had it. But now I got a 20 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: call and let you know I found out. Uh. 21 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm talking 22 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,039 Speaker 2: about the drugs. 23 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,199 Speaker 1: The drugger. 24 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,399 Speaker 2: There's nothing I have, no drugs. I took you what 25 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 2: you're talking about. 26 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: I'll spell it out to you again, because you're probably 27 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: three sheets to the wind or something, probably high as 28 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: a kite right now, so i'll see it flow. I 29 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: took your package off your porch that you got delivered 30 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: today to protect it from the porch pirates. I opened 31 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: it up, and what did I see? Nothing but white powder? 32 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: A whole thing of white powder. And I have half 33 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: of mind to call the authorities. 34 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 2: Uh, listen, you crotch the old order protein powder. What 35 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 2: you're doing is you're you're opening packages. You're stealing things 36 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 2: off of people's porches and you're opening them. 37 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 1: Are you're accusing me of You're accusing me of being 38 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: a porch pirate. I'm protecting this neighborhood from the pirates, 39 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: and I took your package for safe keeping. Open it 40 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: up to see what you guys are getting over there, 41 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: because I suspected you might be druggers. And what did 42 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: I find? A kilo a white powder. 43 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, you are a crazy idiot. I'm gonna call 44 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 2: the police on you, all right. I don't know what 45 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 2: this whole situation is, but I. 46 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,399 Speaker 1: Don't want you. I thought we could handle this peacefully 47 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: but if you're gonna call the cops, I'm gonna call 48 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: the cops and then we're gonna get ourselves into a 49 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: cop battle. You want that, my cops are gonna beat. 50 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 2: Up your cops for sure. You called me and called 51 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 2: me a drugger. 52 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: Well, explain how else you're getting white kilos a white 53 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 1: powder delivered to your doorstap hell, chop out. 54 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 2: Christ it is vanilla protein. 55 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: Dude. 56 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 2: How about you put on. 57 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: Your glasses and not only that, but it's terrible snorted 58 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: half they're already nothing. 59 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 2: Oh why why? Okay, I don't even. 60 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Hey, Eliza, this is actually 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on 62 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: you and your husband sets you up. What is a joke? 63 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: He said that you guys have been getting packages stolen 64 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: off your porch and he wanted to mess with you. 65 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 2: Oh my okay, oh my god. I have this picture 66 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 2: in my head of this wrinkly old man with just 67 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 2: like protein powder all over his bills. 68 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: Like what is wake up every morning with Jubile phone 69 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,