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Speaker 1: What's the craziest thing you've done when you've had a

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Speaker 2: When a boyan invited me from the bar that we

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Speaker 2: were supposed to be going to, because there wasn't enough

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Speaker 2: I decided that because they're underage, it was just going

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Speaker 2: was some underaged kids there. So once they got there,

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Speaker 2: called the bar and name dropped every single one of them.

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Speaker 2: And then fifteen minutes later, when they were on their

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Speaker 1: Texted me and asked me what I was doing.

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Speaker 2: So it really just worked out in everyone's favor.

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Speaker 3: It's the Jewbil show, you know how it is On

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Speaker 3: Valentine's Day, you always want to do something extravagant, something different,

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Speaker 3: something to show your loved one.

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Speaker 1: Then when it comes to them, you mean business.

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Speaker 4: Whoa.

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Speaker 3: This is something so big that it'll go down in

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Speaker 3: history as the most prophetic profession of devotion to your

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Speaker 3: loved one ever. Like getting their name tattooed on your

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Speaker 3: tattooed on their butt cheek on your real cheek.

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Speaker 4: That's how you elevate it.

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Speaker 3: Or sending the perfect knotty picture of you doing stuff

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Speaker 3: to the box of chocolates he had delivered to their office.

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Speaker 4: Oh, okay, do the chocolate.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know, waking them up with their

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Speaker 1: favorite donut.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and then before heading out to work, sending them

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Speaker 3: a naughty picture of what you were doing to the donut.

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Speaker 1: Before his name time. What can I say? I'm a

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Speaker 1: hopeless romantic anyway.

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Speaker 3: One guy beat all of that in order to give

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Speaker 3: his girlfriend the Valentine's Day of her dreams. However, it

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Speaker 3: did land him in jail for a very long time. Wow,

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Speaker 3: and what did he do?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: A guy in Arizona was determined to spend Valentine's Day

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Speaker 3: razor wire, scaled two fences, made his way to a

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Speaker 1: That's love, Yes it is.

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Speaker 3: The guy went missing from a fenced recreation yard at

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Speaker 3: the detention center in Florence in Arizona. When inmates returned

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Speaker 3: to their residential units, this dude was nowhere to be found,

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Speaker 3: and he made a daring escape to head to the

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Speaker 1: He loves sweets. Yep.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: County deputies used canines to track him down, and then

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Speaker 3: They finally were pulling over all the cars doing a

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Speaker 3: this guy.

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Speaker 1: A ride to the bar.

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Speaker 3: I don't know whose decision is worse, this guy to

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Speaker 3: sure and mate, hop on, where'd you get that?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, they found the guy at the bar waiting

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Speaker 3: and have their little Valentine's rendezvous.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's OK.

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Speaker 3: After all of that, think about you out of minutes,

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Speaker 3: if you're finding if you had trouble finding where to

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Speaker 3: get a reservation or something for Valentine's Day, this dude

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Speaker 4: There is a lesson here, not as part of it.

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Speaker 4: And if he ever tells you he's too busy, he's lying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, if he really wants to see you, he'll

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Speaker 3: locked up. What's the craziest thing you've done for love? Hey, Cassandra.

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Speaker 5: Hey, So I didn't get.

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Speaker 6: To go to prison or anything. I didn't get but

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Speaker 6: pretty close. This was probably around five years ago.

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Speaker 5: Was dating a girl and I was trying to.

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Speaker 5: Know, I don't know if you guys saw the candle

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Speaker 5: trick where you know, you hold a candle and then

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Speaker 6: Like, you light up my life.

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Speaker 5: I love you. And I wanted to write her name,

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Speaker 5: you know, on the pavement, and you know, I would

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Speaker 1: I like to have the flames spell out her name. Yeah, Okay, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's cool.

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Speaker 6: And it was that her driveway.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I I you know, I had seen it online

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Speaker 5: and I thought, hey, that's a great idea.

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Speaker 7: I want to be big and bold, and many great

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Speaker 5: And I didn't see that. I apparently didn't do it

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Speaker 5: like the cleanest and let's just say the flames started veering.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, yeah, and it ended up studying my car

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Speaker 6: Girls went into a big show.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's big, right, I love you so much,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to blow up my car.

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Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, it did not go as planned, and

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Speaker 5: after the fire department left, you know, I had to explain, like, no,

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Speaker 5: I wasn't blowing up my car for you.

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Speaker 6: But yeah, like I think she secretly thought it was

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Speaker 5: So Yeah, basically the Valentine's after we went to PF

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Speaker 5: Changs and I would.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good, keep it low key.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your phone call.

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Speaker 6: He's a simple man.

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Speaker 5: We're doing movies and TF Chang's.

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Speaker 1: Staying far away from playing. Thank you for your phone call.

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Speaker 8: You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that

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Speaker 8: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

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Speaker 8: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the

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Speaker 8: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to

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Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game.

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Speaker 3: You Versus Victoria, your chance to take on her own

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Speaker 3: Victoria Ramiras in a game of trivia to see who

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Speaker 3: gets a pair of gently used Haynes Undies that say

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Speaker 3: trivia boss on the back of them in puffy paint

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Speaker 3: today and Usher tickets.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet today's contestant, Joe. What's up, Joe? There's a

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Speaker 1: good good How are you all it? All right? Are

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Speaker 1: you ready to take on Victoria? You think you have

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Speaker 1: what it takes?

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Speaker 4: I'm ready? All right.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and Joe.

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Speaker 3: Game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to

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Speaker 3: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,

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Speaker 3: just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright

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Speaker 4: Are you ready?

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Speaker 5: I'm ready?

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Joe. Your time starts now.

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Speaker 4: The novel of Great Gatsby is set in which decade?

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Speaker 4: What is The group of toads called what fashion icon invented?

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Speaker 4: The little black dress beat? The explosion of a star

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Speaker 4: is called what was that? The explosion of a star

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Speaker 4: is called what boom?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I think that is correct.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll bring Victoria back in the studio and

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Speaker 3: while she gets situated, Joe, what's something you would like

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Speaker 3: the world to know about you today?

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Speaker 1: My brother is a bodybuilder and I'm an oil boy.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 7: I just got blasted to a different dimension, and it

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Speaker 7: was a whole thing in my head just then.

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Speaker 1: That was it odd for me. I didn't where to go.

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Speaker 7: I just I just the visuals everything, and then I

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Speaker 7: went through I went through a whole competition in my head,

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Speaker 7: a whole bodybuilding competition.

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Speaker 1: It was weird. A lot just happened in my brain.

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Speaker 1: So they don't oil themselves. They have oil.

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Speaker 3: Boys, Joe. Hello, Yeah, they don't oil themselves. They have

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Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, they have oil people especially Oh.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, well that's cool that you do that

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Speaker 3: for him. Also, I think the Jubil Show is now

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Speaker 3: submit your application at the jubilshow dot com. Joe or

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Speaker 3: anybody else really, well, me for sure, and then anybody

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Speaker 3: an oil to follow me around all day. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not paying attention. I need to be

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Speaker 3: oiled quick, get over here and oil with.

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Speaker 1: Me, pleaseth Well, he's just oiled up all the time.

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Speaker 1: And he hired an oil boy who he pays more

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Speaker 1: than he mays. Yeah, all right, he sold his house

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Speaker 1: to have an oil boy follow him around worth it? Victoria?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you

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Speaker 3: don't know when, just say passed and you have to

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Speaker 3: beat Joe outright twin and your time starts a red.

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Speaker 4: Now. The novel The Great Gatsby was set in which decade?

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Speaker 7: Really?

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Speaker 4: The fifties, sixties, eighties?

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Speaker 1: It will go the eighties?

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Speaker 4: What is the group of toads called frogs? What fashion

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Speaker 4: I called be quiet? Invented the little black dress? No,

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Speaker 4: I don't know. The explosion of a star is called what?

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Speaker 4: I one it?

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Speaker 4: When God?

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Speaker 1: Victoria is a rough game for you today. Your time

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Speaker 1: is up, and let's send it on over to the

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Speaker 1: scoreboard and see how Joe won.

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Speaker 7: Victoria got zero correct and Joe mama got one.

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Speaker 1: Career hatulations.

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Speaker 3: Joe, not only do you have a great job as

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Speaker 3: an oil boy, but you also one you.

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Speaker 1: Versus Victoria today.

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Speaker 3: So you get a pair of gently used haying Zundies

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Speaker 3: that say Trivia Boss on the back of the mumpuffy

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Speaker 3: paint and usher tickets.

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Speaker 4: Who used them?

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Speaker 1: Oh right, let's go over the answers with Nina.

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Speaker 4: The novel The Great Gatsby is set in the twenties.

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Speaker 4: You know, when you hear people say let's throw a

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Speaker 4: Gatsby party, little flabber girls and stuff, that's the twenties, bro. Seriously, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's old. A group of toads is called a knot.

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Speaker 3: We're just called frogs, lot of toads. Did you know

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Speaker 3: a group of zebras is called a dazzle?

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Speaker 4: No, that's really cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I looked that up the other day. I just

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Speaker 1: looked it up. I was like, what is a group

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Speaker 1: of zebra's called? And it's a dazzle called zebras?

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Speaker 4: Dazzle me? Like a group of zebras, because.

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Speaker 1: It's not have you seen zebras? They they're not they dazzle.

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Speaker 4: They are dazzling.

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Speaker 1: They are dazzling.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so also a dazzling.

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Speaker 3: Namer Like naming the groups of things is really weird.

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Speaker 3: There's so many different names for them. Why can't, like,

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Speaker 3: that's a bunch of zebras, that's a bunch of backs.

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Speaker 4: That's a bunch of I just tried saying it should be.

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Speaker 3: Playing, and we'll look for your application at the Juel

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Speaker 3: And remember you can all go to the jubilshow dot

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Speaker 3: In the next ten minutes, there's a ticket link up there.

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Speaker 4: Please audition to be an oil boy? Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 8: To be an oil girl.

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Speaker 1: Or it's only oil boys. I mean, oil boy just

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, sure, all right, jubleshow dot com oil boys

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Speaker 3: get after it? It's dead like six thousand chicken vaginas.

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Speaker 5: Please, Mom, why don't.

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Speaker 4: You play in the other room?

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Speaker 1: Baby? Why didn't you shy in Haiti? Brother?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get wasted.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's both waste, sister, Well, Kai just rented it.

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Speaker 1: They're going to be ticked out a penish.

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Speaker 4: Profile while I was loading into the car.

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Speaker 1: Part anyway, family guy.

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Speaker 3: Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and

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Speaker 3: the Jubil Show is no different. Why we've got your

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Speaker 3: And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez. That's me

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Speaker 3: when she's not arguing with her cat. She's arguing with

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Speaker 1: Then there's producer Brad. He's a dad.

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Speaker 3: Well, hello there, Tiger, And of course the weird guy

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Speaker 1: It was known as me. I'm Jubil, King Sharman of Bumptown,

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Speaker 1: What's up with us this week?

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Speaker 3: Nina?

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Speaker 1: What's going on with you this week? So?

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Speaker 4: I've been saying I got ghosted, but really I think

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Speaker 4: I've been talking to this guy for about three months, Okay.

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Speaker 4: I've been very clear with what my intentions are and

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Day, boof, you haven't heard of anything.

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Speaker 1: God, No, that's messed up, man.

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Speaker 3: Like if you've been dating somebody for like longer than

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Speaker 1: Well that sucks, It's okay, but that's okay. I have

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Speaker 1: you guys, happy Valentine's Day, Nina, and you have all.

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Speaker 3: The thirsty dudes that are listening right now, who are like,

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say, right now, don't even come at me.

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Speaker 4: If you're just going to disappear, don't You're not available,

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Speaker 4: have You're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna get a bunch of doing, but this picture won't disappear.

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Speaker 1: What do you think of this, Victoria? What's going on

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 9: I think I've mentioned it a few times, but whenever

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Speaker 4: I'm mostly like daydreaming while I'm working out.

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Speaker 4: So good for you in doorphin high Yeah, those walks

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Speaker 3: I like doing hot girl workouts and walks in the

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Speaker 1: Things should do them.

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Speaker 4: Just a bunch of hot girls in here, guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh hey, look, it's our social media director, Gavey stopping

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Speaker 3: buy hey, hey you.

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Speaker 10: This week, something very exciting happened in the Jubile Show

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Speaker 10: DMS on Instagram this week.

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Speaker 4: What someone sent me pictures of their dog.

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Speaker 10: And I just want to say it to all of

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Speaker 10: I'll send you the link.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 4: I send you.

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Speaker 1: We're cats or.

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Speaker 4: Herds about turtles.

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Speaker 8: Or turtles were guinea pigs?

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Speaker 4: Send me all your pets.

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Speaker 1: All right, Producer Brod, what's going on with you this week?

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Speaker 7: You got a couple of dad jokes for you if

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Speaker 7: It also when does a dad joke become a dad joke?

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Speaker 1: well movie three next week you got And what's going

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Speaker 3: I sang a song I wrote. It's called just You.

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