1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: Then Jewbil Show on demand. The holidays are dangerous. It's 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show. And no, I'm not talking about the 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,319 Speaker 1: leather pants suit I got last year for Christmas. I 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: always thought I would look dangerous and that. It turns 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: out it was just sweaty. I was just hot. Didn't 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: look dangerous at all, just bloated and hot. Next time, yeah, 7 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: maybe next time. Anyway, I bring it up because the 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: list is going viral of the most common holiday related injuries. 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 1: You'll never believe what number one is, but apparently thirty 10 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: percent Americans say they've been injured during holiday related activities. Real, yeah, yeah, 11 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I know the turkey thing with Thanksgiving, a 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: lot of people try to deep fry that and then 13 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: burn their entire house down. But other holiday related injuries 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: surprise me. Six percent of people have apparently been burned 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: by a candle during the holidays. Oh okay, that makes sense. Yeah. 16 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: You go to those candlelight services too, if you're religious, 17 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: and they stand there for hours and sing these songs 18 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: with these candles in their hand. Right, they do have 19 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: little guards so the wax doesn't get on you. But 20 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: at some point it's like, dude, we've been first of all, 21 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: I want to go home. I got here at midnight. 22 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: It was now three in the morning. Why are you 23 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 1: talking for so long? But we've been singing these songs 24 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: for three hours. Now. This candle's not gonna last forever. 25 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 1: We're going over a list that's going viral of the 26 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: most common holiday related injuries. Oh my gosh. So like, 27 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 1: whenever I think of the holidays, I grew up in 28 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: Rhode Island, so I think of snow, and you know, 29 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: every every holiday, me and the cousins would go outside 30 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: and we would play in the snow. But one time 31 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: we got these sock 'em bock beers. Do you guys 32 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: remember the big sock 'em bockers that you would like 33 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 1: blow up? Oh yeah, it's like a big fist, right, Yeah. 34 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: They were kind of like balloons, but they were just 35 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: big hands you can blow up and then you could 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: punch people in the face and it didn't hurt them 37 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: as much. But I say as much because they still 38 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: kind of hurt. Something hurt. So, like just imagine, like 39 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: all the nephews and all the cousins, we all had 40 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: our own sock' bobbers and we went outside and we 41 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: had a huge fight, and you know, we thought we 42 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 1: were wrestlers at the time, and people are doing flips 43 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: off of snow banks, and I decided that I was 44 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: gonna take my sock and boppers and do a kick 45 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: flip off of a like a pole that was on 46 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: our good idea bad idea, because like, I didn't land 47 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: in the snow. I landed directly on the thing that 48 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: I jumped off of, but on my back. Oh so 49 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: now I have like this huge scar going down back 50 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: from trying to do this back flip with my sock 51 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: and bop for Christmas. That yeah, yeah, that's going viral 52 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,959 Speaker 1: of the most common holiday related injuries. Apparently, thirty percent 53 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 1: of Americans say they've been injured during holiday related activities. 54 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 1: Four percent of people have fallen from a ladder while 55 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: they were hanging lights. Yeah oh well yeah, I mean 56 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: I have gotten injured from hanging lights Christmas lights before, 57 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 1: but not from actually doing the lights. It's every single 58 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: time I've done them, the reaction that I've gotten from 59 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: my family gets hurt. I'm like, you know how long 60 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: that took me? That took hours, And there's like, yeah, 61 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 1: can we hire a company because I wanted to look 62 00:02:59,919 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: like nice and stuff, whatever happened to the holiday. We're 63 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: going over a list that's going viral of the most 64 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: common holiday related injuries. Three percent of people. I've been 65 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: injured by a new toy. A new toy, A new toy. 66 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: I'm guessing they're talking about kids, but they might be 67 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: talking about adults too, like, oh, okay, got you Pat's Victoria. 68 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: I haven't been injured by like a new toy. But 69 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: this last Thanksgiving, I was carrying something out of the 70 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: house so we can get to the car, and I 71 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: ended up like slamming my finger into the door. And 72 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: it really hurts you figuring out the car door. And 73 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: that's your holiday injuries. Amazing story time. I was just 74 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: reminded one time though. It had just snowed, and it 75 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: was around Christmas time, and my cousin and I we 76 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: were like eight nine years old, and he had like 77 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: a big like pasture in his backyard and we would 78 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: slid down and like down the hill right okay, And 79 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: one time I was back there and I was like, oh, 80 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: you should go down this side of the hill, and 81 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: he went down that side of the hill, and I 82 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 1: did not know that I was sending him into a 83 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: briar patch wait and that they're like thorny and said 84 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: he just slid right into it and came out with 85 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: cuts all over him and missing my aunt. His mom 86 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: was like, did you tell him to do that? And 87 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: I was like, yes, but no, like I don't know 88 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: how it was going to a Sorry Derek, if you're 89 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: listening to the bus like, no, I actually told him 90 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: not to. I was like the whole time. I was like, dude, 91 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 1: don't do that. That's a yah. Maybe it's a brier person. 92 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: He's like, I don't care. I'm gonna do it anyway. 93 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: My parents are stupid. He called you stupid. He should 94 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 1: be grounded his injuries. I should get his presence too. 95 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 1: I think that was a real a whole move. Yep. 96 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: Keep sitting four one o six one. How have you 97 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 1: been injured during the holidays? The number one answer on 98 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: this list that's going viral of the most common holiday 99 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 1: related injuries is thirteen percent of people have been hurt 100 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 1: rapping presents. I'm guessing maybe cutting themselves with scissors, but 101 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: I'm probably half right about that. There's probably a lot 102 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: of other injuries to rapping. Presence is hard. I've never 103 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: been able to wrap presents. I no matter how many 104 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: YouTube tutorials I'll watch, it's absolutely impossible. I think they should. Yeah, 105 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,600 Speaker 1: they should have college degrees and that stuff. My guest, 106 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: I love wrapping gifts, Like my mom would give me 107 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: everyone's gifts except mine, so I could wrap everybody else's. 108 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: So you're good at rapping, Bennen, Yeah, I was gonna say, 109 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: that's understandable to me that the number one most common 110 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,920 Speaker 1: holiday injury is people getting injured rapping presents because it's 111 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: it is like I can never do it, So I 112 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,840 Speaker 1: thought they maybe get hurt because they pass out and 113 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: hit their head on the floor. I could be The 114 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand.