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Speaker 1: I know if you're tuned in last night, you might
Speaker 1: have seen the homeboy John Stewart stop buying tonight. Who
Speaker 1: knows Beyonce? You gotta speak it to it in existence,
Speaker 1: manifesting and all that other ship. But we got a
Speaker 1: great show for you tonight. I'll tell you who was
Speaker 1: definitely here is the homie Cedric, the entertainer so black.
Speaker 1: All right, let's kick things off in Westconsin. I like Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: Wisconsin in the building, I like Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin. Only
Speaker 1: place I've been to that sell cheese as a souvenir.
Speaker 1: I like that. You want some cheese before your flight? Yeah,
Speaker 1: cheese consin cheese curds, no wrapping or nothing, just but
Speaker 1: naked in my hand. But last night Wisconsin had a
Speaker 1: critical election for the state Supreme Court, which has national
Speaker 1: implications for twenty twenty four, they had a far right
Speaker 1: conservative versus a very left wing liberal. And I don't
Speaker 1: want to pursue anything about the political beliefs of the
Speaker 1: audience in the room right now. You know, I know
Speaker 1: Daily Show fans hold a wide variety of you that
Speaker 1: pulling my kid and young Gonna star Clapp and show
Speaker 1: him the clip still vor political clip in Wisconsin, Democrat
Speaker 1: Bank Judge Janet how to say where it's has one
Speaker 1: of the states winally watched Supreme Court race. The court
Speaker 1: will now be controlled by liberals for the first time
Speaker 1: in fifteen years. Is conservative opponent doing color had Pushla
Speaker 1: exactly the election is called in criticized her, calling her
Speaker 1: a serial liar. I wish that in a circumstance like this,
Speaker 1: I would be able to concede to a worthy opponent,
Speaker 1: but I do not have a worthy opponent to which
Speaker 1: I can concede. This was the most deeply deceitful, dishonorable,
Speaker 1: despicable camen I have ever seen run for the courts.
Speaker 1: And I wish Wisconsin the best of luck, because I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna need it. Oh, you seem very sad
Speaker 1: about losing. Would you like some cheese? Now? Hello? I
Speaker 1: know people think that it's classless to concede like this,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be straight up. But y'all good from
Speaker 1: a man. Dude just got his ass beat in front
Speaker 1: of the whole country, and you want him to be gracious.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to my opponent, who is clearly a winner, unlike me,
Speaker 1: a little bitch lose up. Look, I say, as long
Speaker 1: as you accept the outcome, you get to talk shit.
Speaker 1: You let me spend millions running and running for judge,
Speaker 1: and then I lose. I run millions and I lose.
Speaker 1: Old baby, I'm up on that podium like Samuel L. Jackson. Yes,
Speaker 1: they des aren't to die. Hell, but no, Let's move
Speaker 1: on to the big story, the arrest of Donald J. Trump.
Speaker 1: Oh you heard about it. Y'all heard about it? Okay.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just a little under you know,
Speaker 1: a little Yesterday was a momentous day for Donald J. Trump.
Speaker 1: He was indicted for thirty four counts of falsifying business
Speaker 1: records and also one count of clog in the courthouse toilet.
Speaker 1: They added that one at the last minute. So old Trump.
Speaker 1: He went down to the courthouse, looking around stupid for
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes, and then fled on his private
Speaker 1: jet to Florida because, as you all know, Florida does
Speaker 1: not have an extradition treaty with the United States. He
Speaker 1: rolled up Tomorrow logo and then he waved to a
Speaker 1: support US and then offered to put a stomb up
Speaker 1: their buck. It siquickly, what is this? Seriously? Who adds
Speaker 1: motion to a thumbs up? It's simple lunch the elbow. Trump,
Speaker 1: Trump gotta be the first person to add the jerk
Speaker 1: off motion to a thumba thain't so much for coming out.
Speaker 1: I really appreciated. So then after all of that, it
Speaker 1: was time for Trump to give his big speech and
Speaker 1: sidebar why people still going to Trump speeches like, I
Speaker 1: get it, I get it. I showed dude. But you
Speaker 1: know what he gonna say? He said, he said, Donald
Speaker 1: Trump is a comedian that ain't changed his act in years.
Speaker 1: You know what he gonna do. Liberal media be doing
Speaker 1: this and Joe Biden, Joe Biden, and then they've be
Speaker 1: doing knee y'all know a line. Come on now, DJ
Speaker 1: kicking the only the only thing, the only thing that
Speaker 1: changes year to year. With Trump is who his enemy
Speaker 1: is for this fight, he's got two new ones. In
Speaker 1: a defiant speed sh at Marolano, the former president claimed
Speaker 1: he's a victim and targeted the prosecutor and judge in
Speaker 1: the case. They can't beat us at the ballot bucks,
Speaker 1: so they try and beat us through the law. The
Speaker 1: criminal is the district attorney. By have a Trump hating
Speaker 1: judge with the Trump hating wife and family. Who who
Speaker 1: you don't go to trial and talk shit about the judge.
Speaker 1: That's bold. The judge couldn't destroy you. He could destroy
Speaker 1: you when you're rolling them up. You're about to fight
Speaker 1: cocaine man, you don't offer him crack first. And he
Speaker 1: didn't just call out the judge. Trump called out the kids.
Speaker 1: The kid. You don't pull the kids. And even rappers
Speaker 1: don't go after the kids. And they learned each other
Speaker 1: and a Trump said, the man has a Trump Hayton wife.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, to be fair, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if that was an insult because Donald Trump also
Speaker 1: has a Trump Hayton wife. Well, you can't tell me, Milannia,
Speaker 1: don't hate that man. If anything, this week was confirmation
Speaker 1: if y'all think, let me ask you this. During Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's forty five minutes as a political prisoner, where was
Speaker 1: his wife? So many people noticed the former first Lady,
Speaker 1: the former president's wife, Bellania Trump, was not in attendance
Speaker 1: last night. His wife, former First Lady Milannia Trump, she
Speaker 1: was not there. Among the guests who were ardent Trump supporters,
Speaker 1: including Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and the My Pillow founder
Speaker 1: Mike Lindell, one person noticeably absent last night was former
Speaker 1: First Lady Milannia Trump even the pillow sales and showed
Speaker 1: up for the speech, but his own wife didn't show up,
Speaker 1: and the speech was at the house. Milannia didn't even
Speaker 1: come downstairs. She just she opened up the bedroom door.
Speaker 1: Oh you're back from prison already. Form Now, look, we're
Speaker 1: making jokes. We're making jokes, but there's nothing funny about
Speaker 1: a former First Lady not showing up to her husband's
Speaker 1: speech where he's complaining about getting arrested for lying about
Speaker 1: paying off a porn stock. Frankly, I'm concerned about Milannia's whereabouts,
Speaker 1: so we launched the search for it, and that search
Speaker 1: is being headed by her very own Dulce Sloan dul
Speaker 1: say say Bull, say you're in Florida. You're in Florida, Dulce, Yes,
Speaker 1: we are. We are very poor, dude, I mean one
Speaker 1: d You're down there on the coast. Are there any
Speaker 1: signs of Milania down there? Oh? Not yet. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been looking for her at the beach all day,
Speaker 1: and after this, I'm gonna look for her at brunch,
Speaker 1: and then I might gonna look for her the front
Speaker 1: row of a Magic Mike show. You know, I'm vigially,
Speaker 1: you know, vigil anty out here. Yeah, ain't the Magic
Speaker 1: Mike Show in Las Vegas. I think you're taking advantage
Speaker 1: of the corporate EXPENSI account. We'll talk about that later,
Speaker 1: but first, let's let's just while I got you, let's
Speaker 1: just talk about this whole thing. Don't you think that
Speaker 1: Milania should leave Donald Trump? I mean, the man was
Speaker 1: paying hush money to pooring stars. Roy Roy, Roy, you
Speaker 1: don't understand, son. The hush money was for Milannia. She's
Speaker 1: the reason he didn't want people to know about Stormy Daniels. Shit.
Speaker 1: If he wasn't married, his campaign slowan would have been
Speaker 1: poor star, ok dog okay. But for Milania, he paid
Speaker 1: a poor star a hundred and thirty thousand dollars to
Speaker 1: know a love like that? Oh okay, you know, I
Speaker 1: mean it's you know, it's kind of romantic for a
Speaker 1: man to just break bread like that's okay, I got you.
Speaker 1: So then, so then you think Melania should stay with Donald? No,
Speaker 1: he cheated a porn star. Come on, I'm dumped men
Speaker 1: for a lot less. I broke up with a guy
Speaker 1: last week because he left me a voicemail. A voicemail starve,
Speaker 1: what year do you think this? It just leave a
Speaker 1: comment on my TikTok. I an adult grandpa. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. So then you think Melania
Speaker 1: should have dumped Trump back in twenty sixteen? Got oh
Speaker 1: hell no, listen, uncle Roy? Are you? And then why
Speaker 1: would she dump him when he just got elected El presidente?
Speaker 1: You cheat on me? You think I'm gonna let some
Speaker 1: poor and start me the first lady with the hell now, nah, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a portrait, okay, a real one with pain
Speaker 1: and ship. Okay, okay, okay, I'm talking about a canvas
Speaker 1: and easel, and we're gonna sit there for seven hours
Speaker 1: and look happy. Damn it. Okay going every which way?
Speaker 1: Then don't say just tell me what the hell shoup
Speaker 1: Milanni Gold do? Then she should be doing what you've
Speaker 1: been doing, take advantage of Trump with his president and
Speaker 1: when he's not, let us ask twisting the wind while
Speaker 1: you're at home watching Martin re runs a banging these
Speaker 1: bull boards. I mean, she's doing it in Marlanza right now.
Speaker 1: Wait so you know what she is? Well, then why
Speaker 1: are you running up an expens account of my week?
Speaker 1: What's you what? This is my week hosting and you're
Speaker 1: running up the build with all this travel. Come on, wow,
Speaker 1: this is how you treat a black woman. No no,
Speaker 1: that's not how many last women's henster Rad? No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no that's not how many? What is
Speaker 1: not how many? Who? That's not? No no no no
Speaker 1: no no no means no. I should be out here
Speaker 1: with a tail far back and mar check nut. Are
Speaker 1: you out here trying to act like I'm not doing
Speaker 1: my job? You know what I'm gonna get on my
Speaker 1: jet ski. I got to do with you. I got
Speaker 1: to do nothing that's to run my jet ski. Don't
Speaker 1: say saloon? Everybody, all right, when we come back. Jordan
Speaker 1: Clipper looked back at yesterday's nag. It's at the courthouse.
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. Welcome back to the
Speaker 1: Daily Show. Yesterday Jordan Clipper was down at the courthouse
Speaker 1: with Donald Trump's arrayment. We gave you a little taste
Speaker 1: of it yesterday some Santos so Marjorie Taylor Green, but
Speaker 1: today we'll hear what the Trump faithful have to say.
Speaker 1: Tuesday's arrayment of former President Donald Trump in New York
Speaker 1: was a first for the nation and brought out the passionate,
Speaker 1: the sensibly dressed, and the kind of men who really
Speaker 1: disappoint their mother's. While I had fun getting into the scrum,
Speaker 1: I was surprised to find there were people who wanted
Speaker 1: to have meaningful conversations about the justice system. I don't
Speaker 1: believe we're what we're seeing. What you're seeing is justice.
Speaker 1: You don't believe in the grand jury process. I don't
Speaker 1: believe if this was a civilian it would I mean,
Speaker 1: he is a civilian, he is a person, but New
Speaker 1: York address, so he shouldn't go through the grand jury process.
Speaker 1: I believe it should be dismissed because because um, I'm
Speaker 1: going by a general gut feeling the way I see.
Speaker 1: You know, if the government is stuffing over their bounds
Speaker 1: and doing what they're doing here and dutt Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: This happens all the time. What stuff paid off a
Speaker 1: part star and then flighting business records. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: it's his own money for one thing. And out of
Speaker 1: all the cases up against Donald Trump, this is probably
Speaker 1: the weakest one and probably the weakest brother. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no evidence to bring about this prosecution, so we don't
Speaker 1: know that until there's a grand jury. Who can then
Speaker 1: see that evidence? You know, listen, I think that everyone,
Speaker 1: everyone should get get a fair trial. So he would
Speaker 1: support a grand jury looking at all of the evidence
Speaker 1: so that they decide to indict Donald Trump. Well, then
Speaker 1: we will let that happen. Sure, certainly if there's evidence,
Speaker 1: you know. I ever, every piece of evidence should be heard. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what happened here. There's an excitement in
Speaker 1: the air fields, almost like the American version of a
Speaker 1: royal event at the king the porn star painter and
Speaker 1: then lied about it the methist records like an American coordination,
Speaker 1: and then the Donald arrived, the former leader of the
Speaker 1: free world was now possibly in the same room as
Speaker 1: a group of recently busted subway masturbaders. I think he
Speaker 1: You think he organestrated all of this, Yeah, because his
Speaker 1: fulls like DeSantis was sort of was rising. Now he's
Speaker 1: taking all the air out of the world room. Now.
Speaker 1: Trump at twenty sixteen, he had all the media, Fox News,
Speaker 1: CNN was coming. Now they don't cover him anymore. Now
Speaker 1: they have to. Didn't arrest in the smartest thing they
Speaker 1: could do. He's like one of the smartest guys, says
Speaker 1: I know it. You're talking about the man who's getting
Speaker 1: finger fun in the tide that building right now. I
Speaker 1: think they fear to turn on a red they have.
Speaker 1: They have his DNA that guys left in DNA and
Speaker 1: in a lot of different places. This is not the
Speaker 1: same time good Trump runs. Ele could get name from Bristil.
Speaker 1: You could do anything Trump. Yeah that anyway, They him
Speaker 1: thirty four for felonies. You don't. It's just like Trump,
Speaker 1: he's on touch He's un touchable. If the person who
Speaker 1: is literally touching his fingerprints right back. Have you donated
Speaker 1: to the Trump campaign since he was I haven't thought
Speaker 1: about it up until now, but I guess side I
Speaker 1: can ser Trump has fundraise like over five million dollars
Speaker 1: for this, so in some ways it's almost like he's
Speaker 1: getting paid to have sex. Is he a sex word?
Speaker 1: I mean it's cool, there's no judgment. Look, I think
Speaker 1: you guys are afraid. I love senses are humor. But
Speaker 1: in many ways you should appreciate this is not funny
Speaker 1: because they're going after Trump today, they'll go after me tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and then they'll go after you. Did you pay off
Speaker 1: a port star and then live record? Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be frightening. I guess he cook comes for
Speaker 1: us and less we've been involved in hunch Bundy payments
Speaker 1: and then lying on our business records, and then I've
Speaker 1: been using that when it comes to the campaign as well. Like,
Speaker 1: I guess that could happen anybody. Perhaps we don't need
Speaker 1: justice to be flooded, just friendly hard all right, stay too,
Speaker 1: because when be coming back, Cugric to Entertainer will be
Speaker 1: joining me on the show. Don't go away. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pretend to run in this paper. Were loco him back
Speaker 1: to the day show. My guest tonight is one of
Speaker 1: the original kings of comedy. He's also the star and
Speaker 1: executive producer of the hit CBS series The Neighborhood, which
Speaker 1: will soon celebrate its one hundredth episode. Please welcome to
Speaker 1: Centric to entertainer game. Oh gee, no, god. Before before
Speaker 1: we talk about anything, let's let me just ask a
Speaker 1: serious question off the rep man. What is your annual
Speaker 1: budget on hats? The hat budget is? You know, it's
Speaker 1: first whatever it is, and then I take care of
Speaker 1: the kids school and all. Let's go, because every time
Speaker 1: I see you in the hat, I never see a
Speaker 1: hat repeat itself as just hats. Just does your wife
Speaker 1: have any room for her shoes? That's that's that's the
Speaker 1: constant battle against her shoes. I've lost. I definitely lose
Speaker 1: in that battle for Jude. Now I have the honor
Speaker 1: of doing you know, morning radio in Birmingham for almost
Speaker 1: fifteen years and a lot of comedians, a lot of
Speaker 1: ogs came through when I was young in the game,
Speaker 1: and something that I peeped about you all, y'all always
Speaker 1: came in town when you had the time. You come
Speaker 1: in town a date early and go to the Black Mall,
Speaker 1: parlay with the people, do your shows. Then on Saturday
Speaker 1: when you can sleep in the hotel, go to the
Speaker 1: black barbershops, parlay with the people. You're one of the
Speaker 1: most universally loved people in entertainment talked about it goes
Speaker 1: you Sindbad and Hamburgers in turn and I and I
Speaker 1: mean it seriously, what could politicians learn from comedians on
Speaker 1: just getting love from people and just interacting with folks?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, really, you can't do it just
Speaker 1: at the time of that you're running for office or whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean, the idea is just actually, you know, making
Speaker 1: contact with people, looking at people in the eye, feeling
Speaker 1: that vibe, you know, understanding who they are. You know,
Speaker 1: you see people out there, Green New York. This is
Speaker 1: what I got that from jay Z. I see you
Speaker 1: Green New York hat, you go break through you all
Speaker 1: you want to know you seal you know? Oh right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I see you late Cloup Okay Lake clop over there.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna folks to see familiar because he's
Speaker 1: on my hat. So the Neighborhood, Yeah, congratulate on one
Speaker 1: hundred episode, first and foremost, and you're directing the one
Speaker 1: hundredth episode of this television program and the Neighborhood. I've
Speaker 1: always been a fan of it, because it's a show
Speaker 1: that positions itself within the issue of gentrification and not
Speaker 1: addressing the biggest issue, but just what it means to
Speaker 1: be a black person in a black neighborhood and that
Speaker 1: white person come in and you figuring out how to
Speaker 1: keep your culture while also learning about someone else's in
Speaker 1: the writer's room. How are you all able to tow
Speaker 1: that line on that issue and make it so palpable
Speaker 1: for everybody? That was always the thing with the show.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it was interesting because when when
Speaker 1: the show first came to me, it was here comes
Speaker 1: the neighborhood, and I was like, oh wait a minute,
Speaker 1: So that's a whole other attitude right there. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'm already there. The neighborhood already exists, right, So, you know,
Speaker 1: it was one of those things where, you know, we
Speaker 1: wanted to be able to tell this story of like
Speaker 1: how you feel when when things come you do want
Speaker 1: growth in your neighborhood. You do want to start Bucks
Speaker 1: and the Whole Foods, but you don't want to do
Speaker 1: that without losing the culture, you know what I'm saying. So, um,
Speaker 1: you know, and that's the really how we tell the
Speaker 1: story we got great actors. Uh, Max Greenfield who plays
Speaker 1: Davis just you know, legendary funny man killing it to
Speaker 1: Sheina Arnold, best bears, Marcell Spears, we kill it man,
Speaker 1: she um So Now talk about directing. What was that like?
Speaker 1: Because the episode premieres next week, But what was that like?
Speaker 1: To sit to sit behind that camera? Do you do this?
Speaker 1: And do get me award? Motherful? That was it? That
Speaker 1: was it. That's why I did it. That's what everybody loved.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, you know the director, you know
Speaker 1: you actually you get to pay the picture. That's what
Speaker 1: I say. You know you you're the one that's kind
Speaker 1: of living literally putting all the colors on the canvas
Speaker 1: and just and so you know, you get to you
Speaker 1: get to tell people you just for no reason. I
Speaker 1: don't like the time, I don't like the time, lose
Speaker 1: the time, and you know what, all the time? Good
Speaker 1: keep it TI, you know so, but you know, but
Speaker 1: actually it was that kind of thing where I got
Speaker 1: great actors. You really just give them the best place
Speaker 1: to deliver and get off. And that's what I really
Speaker 1: learned as a direct For the most part I've been
Speaker 1: doing I've directed a couple of episodes of the Neighborhood
Speaker 1: and then The soul Man that I used to have
Speaker 1: my other show and Easy and so you know that's
Speaker 1: a that's the idea of really just finding that place
Speaker 1: where a comic can get off or actor and just
Speaker 1: like show them, you know, show them where they need
Speaker 1: to be for it to happen. Well, I can't thank
Speaker 1: you enough for what you've done for not just the
Speaker 1: culture of entertainment, but also just the culture stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: And it's not something that you touch your horn about.
Speaker 1: It's not something that you talk about a lot publicly.
Speaker 1: But I want to give you flowers today, Og because
Speaker 1: you know, people try to measure a stand up comedians
Speaker 1: on the worth of well, who had the best special,
Speaker 1: who had the best jokes. But behind the scenes at
Speaker 1: this same show, the Neighborhood, you have staffed and employed
Speaker 1: so many people, black, white women, just so many people,
Speaker 1: and there's so many comedians. You know, it's one thing
Speaker 1: to be someone in this end strem create a great
Speaker 1: comedy special, But I measured the birth of a comedian
Speaker 1: by how many homeowners does he create within his team?
Speaker 1: And it's a bunch of them over there. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much Saith the entertainer. Everybody say, yeah, the one
Speaker 1: hundredth episode of the novel World as eight foot ten
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