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Speaker 1: The Nikki Gliser. Here's Nikki. Hello, it's me. It's the Eeglazer. Hi,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast Glazer Podcast Live to you. I

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Speaker 1: did not do that the way I was supposed to do,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't listen to the song, you guys, and

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Speaker 2: I can't do this without listening on the headphones.

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Speaker 1: I feel crazy, right, Really, you don't like it.

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Speaker 2: It's almost like having a conversation is foreign to me.

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Speaker 3: You don't like it, raw dog, I don't ye.

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Speaker 1: It's in person for everyone listening to LA and so

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Speaker 1: it's like it without the head We don't need the headphones, yeah, because.

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Speaker 2: We almost feel like I can't hear you because you're

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Speaker 2: not like talking through the air. Oh my god, not

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Speaker 2: through a wire.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is an okay, I like hearing my own voice.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for a different podcast. For sure, we'll not being

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Speaker 1: on zoom, but also not having headphones on. Whenever I

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Speaker 1: don't have the headphones on for a conversation, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we always get like deeper. But then sometimes having the

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Speaker 1: headphone on make you more professional because you could hear

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Speaker 1: yourself and you're like I'm on the radio right now,

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Speaker 1: right and I'm hearing my voice and I'm feeling like

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Speaker 1: I'm on NPR. Are we good? And so? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: it's you know, put them on if you want, but like.

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Speaker 3: It goes honestly, you're you're killing it right now? What

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Speaker 3: put them on?

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Speaker 2: You know, I'll put it on halfway through the podcast

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Speaker 2: and seek yeah it changes. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Andrew Collin is here.

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Speaker 3: Hello, what's up? Everyone to come back? How's everyone doing

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Speaker 3: out there? The last Thanks for following up with my.

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Speaker 1: Career as a as a bachelor.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm getting married on Saturday. Yeah yeah, sorry everybody, Sorry, the.

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Speaker 3: Boys, the girl.

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Speaker 1: Sorry everyone.

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Speaker 2: So your venue was destroyed by the hurricane and then

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Speaker 2: you got a new one.

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Speaker 3: By a tornado.

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Speaker 1: It's not a hurricane like. Connor is also here, by

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Speaker 1: the way, I want to at the table.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Sean, Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I want to hear about that.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny that everyone's like, is are you Are

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Speaker 1: you okay from the herd and you go, yeah, we're fine.

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Speaker 1: But a tornado got us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah it was an earthquake.

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Speaker 4: No, it's insane, like so the hurricane was supposed to

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Speaker 4: be a category five, which is the biggest hurricane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, meteorologists were sobbing.

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Speaker 3: Florida was gone to Florida. That guy was crying. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he was really dark. I think he was just sad

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Speaker 1: But so it's gonna like.

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Speaker 4: He was gonna ride in Panama City, so he's like

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Speaker 4: the bull.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Anyhow, so so it's gonna be a huge hurricane going

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Speaker 4: to ruin everything. I'm getting married there, I got, I

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Speaker 4: got the venue. It was the end of hurricanes hurricane

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Speaker 4: season in November Vera Beach, Florida, which is on the

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Speaker 1: Okay, was that where it was getting hit though.

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Speaker 3: No, it was getting hit on the west side.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you felt safe already.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know enough where I'm like.

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Speaker 1: So inland, no one thought that was gonna get sucked up.

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Speaker 3: That is true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So we got playing what happened and knowing my luck,

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Speaker 4: I'm for sure this wedding is not happening. And and

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Speaker 4: so the hurricane before it even hits, they have like

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Speaker 4: Florida never gets hit with tornadoes.

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Speaker 3: Like just married my buddy Rusty, his younger brother Ryan

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Speaker 4: So uh so yeah, so the tornado, the boat we're

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Speaker 3: So he's walking out.

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Speaker 1: And he was he doing it?

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Speaker 4: So he goes, he goes, and he he's walking and

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Speaker 4: So the best part I actually I can't say it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we're back, But that whole part because Andrew

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Speaker 2: Later on live in trail of evidence behind.

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Speaker 1: So you missed a great thing that uh just occurred.

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Speaker 3: But me, I'll let you know.

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Speaker 2: And in the.

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Speaker 3: You know what I I said, I didn't do tags

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Speaker 3: for a long time. And whatever he calls you in

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Speaker 4: Rustye, rusty a third and how does he break this news? Like,

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Speaker 4: because I bro that guy so quick. Dude, he called

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Speaker 4: me Tornado. I don't even think touched yet. He's like,

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Speaker 3: It, can't do it. Parents, can't do it.

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Speaker 4: He was because he's divorced with nine kids from nine

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Speaker 3: And he's like, you don't deserve.

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Speaker 4: I should have went like that when I said that,

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Speaker 3: He's very nice to doping and his parents were very nice.

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Speaker 2: But so now there's a new venue.

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Speaker 4: The new venue we got for a Tornado fire sale.

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Speaker 4: We got the hotel that we wanted to do the

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, this is gonna be way better.

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Speaker 3: So it's outdoors on the beach.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is way better than Rusty's house.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you wouldn't you were scared for

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Speaker 3: I mean a week away.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'd get married in Arby's, you know, like I

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is the venue we wanted the whole time.

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Speaker 1: So good.

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Speaker 3: I just took a tornado and like forty five people

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do we know?

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Speaker 3: I thirty thirty? I don't know. Actually there's one development

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Speaker 5: And this is just a Varo beach, right, there's not

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Speaker 2: In general, thirty people have ever died.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it was a coincident. Thirty people crushed by

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom lives in Fort Saint Lucy, which is

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Speaker 2: like probably really gross. Did she get she said there

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad's house got hit by a different.

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Speaker 1: Getting out, But really does Florida get tornadoes like historically.

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Speaker 4: Historically not really they do now yeah, I know they

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Speaker 1: Climate change is just different by the systems, like getting

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean no, and there's no the scary part

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Speaker 1: I get nervous about tornadoes with my parents in the Midwest.

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Speaker 1: I just look at all these like huge trees and

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Speaker 5: Stay up just uprooting something that's been around for five

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Speaker 3: Yeah, terrified nowhere.

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Speaker 2: There's a good improvisor from New York who died that

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Speaker 2: You know, partially you have to look out for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's getting wild out there.

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Speaker 2: When you own a house, you have to do so

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Speaker 5: Yes, But you're also inevitably going to be fighting with

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Speaker 1: Oh you'll be doing with me who's like, there is

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Speaker 1: a family of birds in that tree. Can you just

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Speaker 1: wait until we can move them? And then it's like

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Speaker 1: like all the wildlife in it is displaced. That's insane.

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Speaker 1: But people don't think of it that way, because I

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Speaker 1: know I used to not. But if I had to

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Speaker 3: Knock, I would really struggle. The tornadoes all the animals.

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Speaker 4: The tornadoes are going to kill the animals anyways, right,

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Speaker 3: Killing the animal.

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Speaker 1: That animal to die.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just move? How about the animal? Maybe that murder?

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's a service I can start providing. Will tank

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Speaker 1: because no one.

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Speaker 3: There'll be another tornado in Florida.

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Speaker 1: So they can build their tennis court, uh, put up

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Speaker 1: a parking lot. What's the song that the Counting crows

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Speaker 1: pave Paradise?

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Speaker 3: John Mayer, No, it's I.

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Speaker 3: I can't imagine a really young girl next to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and your fans, you know, fans will age with

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Speaker 1: Someone just not giving a fuck anymore and talk and

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Speaker 5: Being insulting them, like just being like, oh you you.

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Speaker 3: Roast do No, no, not at all.

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Speaker 1: He would just just a womanizer, right, like hate women.

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Speaker 1: Question, well you know we we weren't we weren't we

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we still have.

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Speaker 2: The Dean Martin roasts, and he was part of that.

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Speaker 1: I don't watch like old comedy. That's like never, Why

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Speaker 2: Watch occasionally, like a sketch from like the Smothers Brothers.

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Speaker 1: When am I in the mood to do that, someone

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Speaker 2: Like people wanting to take like a class. It's almost

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Speaker 1: I need a ken Burns comedy. I need one because

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Speaker 1: I watch that. Wouldn't that be great?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I definitely want to make comedy boring and not funny.

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Speaker 4: I'm being serious, I like because I look, that's the

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Speaker 3: I don't want to laugh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah for drama, Yeah, drama, Like make comedy drama and

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Speaker 1: That's the bear. Enjoy the bear.

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Speaker 1: I know I gotta get back to the bear. I

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Speaker 1: I have to go to break right. Well this weekend,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what we're doing this weekend because

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Speaker 5: Like exactly, it's not fun to see Johnny Cash sit

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Speaker 3: It's more fun than I walk the line that's it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what a real writing is. It's just constantly

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Speaker 1: it's not I spend so much fucking much. I just

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Speaker 1: I spend so much money on thing things to have

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Speaker 1: I probably broke even on the roast. I spent so

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Speaker 1: But that was an interesting take that I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I always show up so bad and I'm always told

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Speaker 1: so much work coming in.

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Speaker 3: Do you think I think that's better? Yes, I would.

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Speaker 1: That's the only way to do it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like with so many people who like come to

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I've done that before and like done

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Speaker 1: I was like, do you like what do you do

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Speaker 1: Do you like give notes on it? What do you do?

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Speaker 1: met until they're standing backstage about to go on. They

446
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,000
Speaker 1: read through on prompter once together because they probably both

447
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Speaker 1: can't make rehearsal because they both flew in that day

448
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 1: from their separate movie premieres, and so it's like you

449
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,000
Speaker 1: watch it, but it's like I could never I would

450
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,760
Speaker 1: want control over that. But I guess for some people,

451
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,359
Speaker 1: their image when they're not being like a character, they

452
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,520
Speaker 1: don't care about that much.

453
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,640
Speaker 2: Well, actors are empty husks, But.

454
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,960
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you work on building that empty husk to be something.

455
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,080
Speaker 2: They're constantly being filled with that external content, whereas you

456
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,760
Speaker 2: have to write your own stuff and be producing it

457
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,280
Speaker 2: on your own.

458
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I can do that. I guess it's

459
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 1: like if they were if you know, a dancer or

460
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 1: something was doing, they would put more work into dancing

461
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 1: on TV than I would. Sure, except no, I worked

462
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,000
Speaker 1: really fun.

463
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Speaker 5: You kind of would expect that, Like people just don't

464
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,400
Speaker 5: want to look like a total like idiot on TV.

465
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,760
Speaker 5: But I think so many people are okay with it.

466
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Speaker 2: Sometimes actors do write their own thing and it goes

467
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:30,879
Speaker 2: much worse.

468
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Speaker 5: Oh, I had an experience on the vma IS one

469
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,719
Speaker 5: year where we wrote this thing for Paul Paul Rudd

470
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Speaker 5: and I think Rick Ross like because that was like

471
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 5: MTV was like put them together. And then Rick Ross

472
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 5: like approved the thing, and then Paul Rudd was like,

473
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 5: can I just take a stab at this? And he

474
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 5: wrote the funniest possible, so funny, it was so good

475
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 5: that it was like the best part of the show

476
00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,199
Speaker 5: to me, and like, and he projected our draft like

477
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 5: wholesale and.

478
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:08,800
Speaker 1: Like no offense taken. Yeah, Like you're like, he is

479
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 1: so funny. You know that Biddy does on Conan every

480
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: time people don't know about it. It's like he goes

481
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 1: on every he's done it probably twenty times, I'm guessing

482
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 1: every appearance he's ever been on since Late Night Days.

483
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 1: He goes on and he says, you know, he's promoting

484
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 1: a movie that's a real movie, and then he pitches

485
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 1: to the trailer or like you know, oh, we're gonna

486
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 1: see a scene and he describes a whole scene and

487
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 1: maybe has a story behind it, and it cuts to

488
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 1: a scene from.

489
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 5: Mac and Me, which is like the McDonald's produced Terrible

490
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Speaker 5: e t.

491
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: And it's a child. What's the scene when you describe?

492
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,640
Speaker 3: Because a child is in a wheelchair. He's the lead

493
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 3: of the of the movie.

494
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 5: And it immediately cuts to him speeding down a hill.

495
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 3: Speaking down a hill. All you hear is a.

496
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 5: Child going ah, and then he krenes off of a

497
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 5: cliff into water, and then an alien pops up.

498
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: And every time and then he got him so good.

499
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: He was doing his podcast, I think, and this was

500
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: like after he hadn't done it for a really long time.

501
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 1: But even though he does it every time, and he

502
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 1: was describing a new did you see this? It was

503
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: like a new podcast series he was gonna do, Like

504
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: it was like a serious thing. He got really emotional

505
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 1: about it. He told like an eleven minute story about

506
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 1: a new podcast he was doing. Is that what I'm

507
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: getna get right?

508
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 3: A podcast?

509
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 1: No? No, he completely made it up so that he

510
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: couldn't drop in Mac and Me and get Conan again

511
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: after having done it for twenty, like twenty times on

512
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 1: his latest show. And Conan was so riveted by this,

513
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: you know, really intense. It was like some kind of

514
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: podcasts about going back to your roots or something. I

515
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: don't even know the context, but it was very serious.

516
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: So Conan was almost like taken aback and it was

517
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: really like a somber mood. He dropped the wheelchairney. It

518
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: reminded me so much of I mean, Conan is so amazing,

519
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: but I just forget entire eras of Conan that like

520
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: changed my life, which was late night days when he

521
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: would do the the lever for the what's his name

522
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: Walker texts thank you Walker Texas Ranger lever? Do you

523
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: remember that? So they you NBC in Universal had a

524
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: merger and he was like, it's now we have the

525
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: rights to Walker Texas Ranger and we can like for

526
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 1: free use any of the footage. So like you know,

527
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,959
Speaker 1: we have a budget around here. So they just decided

528
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: to show clips have context from the show, and they're

529
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: just like horror, like the weirdest and worst acting, worse

530
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: stunts really just like outrage like hilarious, you know, dialogue

531
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: just awkward, ye.

532
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 3: Stuff so so out of context.

533
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: Yes, and it was all just so bad, and it

534
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 1: was like this thing that everyone looked forward to of

535
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: like these clips that he would be like, we have

536
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 1: another one, and there was like a button he would

537
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: hit that would like make it happen or it was

538
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 1: a lever. Yeah, So then they did a lever where

539
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm not doing it tonight, and they'd

540
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: be like crank and then I would just pop to

541
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: a clip and it was just the timing was perfect.

542
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: But it got to the point where they were like,

543
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: he was like, seriously, we can't do this anymore, like

544
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 1: we're running out, we don't have anymore. And he'd be like,

545
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: actually to protect the lever because things have been getting

546
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: weird around here. We're having like a security guard here

547
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: tonight and a security card was like standing in front

548
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: of it, like real serious, and then he just starts

549
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: to have a heart attack on air and it's felling

550
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: down another time like a hawk swooped out and he

551
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 1: goes and like hits it and he's like and and

552
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: so the but the final one that they show that

553
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: maybe not even the final one. It was one that

554
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: he was like, we shouldn't be showing this, and we

555
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 1: we had We've been saving this one. We we can't

556
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: show you or it's been a debate around here whether

557
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: we should show you, and we're finally I guess we're

558
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 1: gonna do it, and he goes cut to the clip

559
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: and it was before there was a lever, and it's

560
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: Haley Joel Osmon talking to walkitexas Ranger and he's with

561
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 1: like the old man diabetes and they're like, hey, little

562
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: little Ranger and he's like, it's little uh, you know whatever,

563
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: I forget what he's like. He's saying, it's like some

564
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,239
Speaker 1: Indian name they gave him.

565
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, it's a little Navajo chief.

566
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: And they're like, okay, little Navajo Chief. And it's in

567
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: the music. It's really still. And then Haley Josmon is

568
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: four years old, by the way, and he just goes

569
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: Walker told me, I have aids.

570
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 3: I've seen that. I've seen that.

571
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 1: They play it all the time. It's so funny. There

572
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: were just so many great Conan bits. I mean my life.

573
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 5: I mean he changed my life too, Like I truly

574
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 5: wanted to work in late nights so bad and show

575
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 5: it like Chase Yes, and like even his opening bit,

576
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 5: like I I've watched it like a hundred times. H

577
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 5: have you ever seen it where it's basically him walking

578
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 5: to New York and everyone's like you're not gonna be

579
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 5: good as good as Letterman and then like and then

580
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 5: like he goes into thirty rock and like the guy

581
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 5: in the elevator's like, hey, good luck, You're not gonna

582
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 5: be as good as Letterman. And then it's like two

583
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 5: minutes of showtime and he's like perfect, and then he

584
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 5: just ties the news and he's like onto a chair

585
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 5: and then the theme starts, a song starts playing, and

586
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 5: they're like, Conan, you got to get out there, and

587
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 5: he's like, all right, I guess this is kuwait. Was

588
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 5: the first that you see on a show starring a

589
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 5: guy you've never heard of.

590
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: Fucking smart of Lord Michael's to pull him from hes.

591
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: He was nobody to anyone except that kind of crowd,

592
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: and even within the writing crowd, he was like everyone

593
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: knew him as a performer, but no one was like

594
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: this guy's destined for on camera. He was really kind

595
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 1: of plucked out of nowhere, at least to his peers.

596
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: I think even they didn't see it coming.

597
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 3: They did not see it coming.

598
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 5: Like there's this book about the Simpsons writer a writer's room,

599
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 5: and he's like, I'm auditioning to be the host of

600
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 5: the late night show and then they're all making fun

601
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 5: of him, being like that's never going to happen. Oh

602
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 5: my god, they thought he was getting like led on,

603
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 5: Like wow, they're pranking you.

604
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: Conan, He's such a one and like he's just he's

605
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: the best. Every every time I'm around him, I just

606
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: can't help but tell him. But I always forget, like

607
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: all of the things that I like, all of the

608
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: memories of Like I was even talking about remember Jay

609
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: Leno used to do headlines, sure, and then Conan would

610
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: do like fake headlines or like no real headlines. I

611
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: think it was called actual headline because okay, so this

612
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: is wild. Okay, So this weekend I remembered this bit

613
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: and I was like, we gotta watch. I have to.

614
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: I was talking to Ari and Anya and Matt about

615
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: it backstage, and I'm like, it was so because we

616
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: were talking about Leno doing headlines and how I would

617
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: look forward to it so much as a kid. It

618
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,959
Speaker 1: was like my favorite thing in the world. And then

619
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: I thought I was like talking, we were talking about it,

620
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: and I go, wait, did you think they like made

621
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: those up? And then I was like, of course they did.

622
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: Like It's like it was like how I remembered Santa,

623
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: because I was like they were so good, they were

624
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: so weird. It would be like, you know, like I'm

625
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: trying to think of things that would happen in but

626
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: they couldn't keep that up. I'm sure some of them

627
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: were real, but there's no way they could keep up

628
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: with the demand of.

629
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 5: Every month day it was every Monday, and it'll be like,

630
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 5: you know, like every week they have like.

631
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 3: A long wang wedding.

632
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, every single day, but they have people watching

633
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: who sent in headlines. I'm sure they got thousands and thousands.

634
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm sure they. So that's what I

635
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: said out loud, and then I go, actually, oh my god,

636
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: I think there Like Conan had a parody of it

637
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: called actual Items, That's what it was. And so he

638
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: would do the same thing where he would take like, oh,

639
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: we got this. He would do the same board where

640
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: Leno would like kind of like take the board on

641
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: the edge of the desk, you know, and like have

642
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: and it would zoom in and he would say the

643
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: name of the newspaper and when it ran and then

644
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: it would be just some ad what were the ones

645
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 1: this weekend? Like uh, like it would be an outdoor

646
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: pool and it would you zoom and he goes, this

647
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: looks nice. As outdoor pool. It's two hundred and ninety

648
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: nine dollars. It looks like all the kids are having fun.

649
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: What I'm really disturbed by is right here and it

650
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: would zoom and it would just be like this little

651
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: tagline that says perfect for even the biggest white trash family.

652
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: Something like that. That would just be so funny.

653
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say there's another outdoor

654
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 3: pool one. Oh my god, it was.

655
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 5: It's the hardest I've ever laughed, Like I truly like,

656
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 5: it's my favorite joke ever on TV. Outdoor Pool. Then

657
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 5: there was a little faded boy and it's like, this

658
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 5: is the pool I died.

659
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: So it was. It was so funny. But then I go,

660
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: wait a second. So then I pulled up a clip

661
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: of it, and in it, Conan is like mocking Jay

662
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: Leno so fucking hard with like disdain of like you

663
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: know Letto does headlines, We do that too, and you

664
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: know how and Lettos are real. Ours are real too,

665
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: and Lettos are too, because why wouldn't they be real?

666
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: That would be a big waste of everyone's time. And

667
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: he says, right, take him, and I'm like, oh my god,

668
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: this bit was born of them being like, he's made

669
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: his most popular thing. They're writing and it's fake. Let's

670
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: make like and I trace the feedback a little bit. Yeah, like,

671
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. There was disdain yeh for what

672
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: for what Letto was doing commedically, as there should have

673
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: been if the allegations were true.

674
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 2: If the allegations are of the headlines being fake, I

675
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: still think that's impressive writing that's still funny, Like the

676
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: headlines were still funny.

677
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: Someone wrote that, all right, well, this is the difference

678
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: between okay, you can't. It's funnier. It gets so much

679
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: funnier that it was a random happenstance that that was

680
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: misspelled in a way that made it pornographic. That is

681
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: that people are relying on that sense and you're lying.

682
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:13,719
Speaker 1: It's mad, yes, but it's mishap but it's you're not

683
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: telling the truth. And I don't know. It just bothers

684
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: me for some reason. Yeah, I wouldn't want to write that.

685
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 2: Bothers I can understand.

686
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 3: I loved headlines growing up.

687
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: I loved but I liked the fact that they were

688
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: they were real too.

689
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 3: Actual items is like my favorite piece.

690
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm it feels like when I when I went to

691
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: a birthday party Laura holly'es I know you're listening, in

692
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: fifth grade and her mom had a psychic there and

693
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: the psychic told me that I was going to be

694
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: like an a famous actress or like it told me

695
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: everything I wanted to hear. And I was just like

696
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: so fucking happy because there was no indication that was

697
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: ever gonna happen to me, but it was like my

698
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: deepest desire. And I was like, oh my god, like,

699
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: you know, who knows that this off is real? But

700
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: she like said that, like I'm going to do it.

701
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: And then I found out her mom had hired their

702
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: neighbor to dress up like a gypsy, and like then

703
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: she called our parents to get reconnaissance on us to

704
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: then tell us what we wanted to be and what

705
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: we wanted to hear. And so I.

706
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 2: Crazy, it's crazy.

707
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,239
Speaker 1: I was so None of my friends cares. I was like,

708
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: this is not like I cried. I was like, why

709
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: would you do this? What is the point of all this?

710
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: It made me so fucking mad.

711
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: Well, you know you're going to be a famous comedian,

712
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: You're going to host the Golden Globe?

713
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 3: Why would do.

714
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: Who was that I bet they're still friends. Kathy, I

715
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: think her name. I knew Kathy too, and I was like, oh,

716
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: I like she was wearing like sunglasses and like a

717
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: show like disguise. She dressed as a gypsy woman and

718
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: it was in a dark room, all these candles.

719
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 2: But every gypsy woman predicting the future is lying. Yeah,

720
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 2: he's authentic, But.

721
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: I was in fifth grade. I was, so I just

722
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: and the same with Santa. I'm just like, I'm not

723
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: into lies, just for wonderment and for like fun.

724
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: Well, I'm personally, I wrote.

725
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: Santa, I respect I personally like.

726
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 2: The uh, the old Nordic ancient Jesus, I don't know who.

727
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: Wait you're Did you celebrate Christmas at all?

728
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

729
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: No, I celebrate Christmas.

730
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: Did you believe in Santa?

731
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

732
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. There was actually I had a fireplace

733
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 2: and one I don't remember what happened, but there was

734
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: a crack in the fire. There's like a little glass

735
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 2: panes on the doors, and there was a crack on it.

736
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: And one day I was like, what's that crack? And

737
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, this year Santa busted the glass a

738
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: little bit. And then for like six seven years, I

739
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 2: was like fucking Santa sucked up.

740
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: That's the ship that I don't like. Is this like

741
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: my parents would like chew on carrots, and like there's

742
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: like effort put into making me look like a fucking.

743
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: Idiot came in here and chewed.

744
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: Up a bunch of sorry for the Easter Bunny. That

745
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: was the one that was like he got into the carrots,

746
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: and I was really like, whoa, he trashed our kitchen,

747
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: Like what an asshole? I kind of felt the same

748
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: way like.

749
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 3: That as a parent who has to do this stuff,

750
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 3: I don't.

751
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what to do.

752
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 5: I am biting carrots with my two front teeth to

753
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 5: get the more funny.

754
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: Well, you want to fill your child with wonder, and

755
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: then all of his friends at school are gonna be

756
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 2: like the Easter Bunny came, and then you you want

757
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 2: your kid to be the one that's like, Easter Bunny

758
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 2: is not real. You dump fun.

759
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 5: It's starting, it's starting, and I'm watching its seat band

760
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 5: because he's like, oh, my friend told me that Santa

761
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 5: is not real.

762
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 3: And that's a great way. Friend's a liar. Maybe it's

763
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: just really bad.

764
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: And make him distress his friend who's only telling.

765
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: Him, true, your friend does drugs.

766
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: But I just wanted to be young forever.

767
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a little bit of wonder is good

768
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: early on, and then you know you don't want to

769
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 2: dash it. But I think discovering something in that way,

770
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 2: but they don't become.

771
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 4: At her conspiracy theory that like turns into thinking, you know,

772
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 4: we never landed on the moon.

773
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: If you don't believe there are some people who get

774
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 2: the wonder and then just grow up with joy and

775
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 2: then become like a healthy, happy person.

776
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 3: That's true.

777
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: I don't like being misled by the people who love me,

778
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: even if it's for because Santa doesn't like Yeah, maybe

779
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: if it means like we have to stay quiet at

780
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: night to like we have to play a game of

781
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: like it's quiet and we're in war zone or something,

782
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: but like, don't make up a man coming into our

783
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: house and giving me gifts that you bought. Like it's

784
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: okay for me to know that, and probably I would

785
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 1: spoil it for my friends.

786
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 3: But it reminds me of like my my parents and.

787
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 1: The school kids, you can't have friends.

788
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 4: My parents got were separated and then from my bar Mitzvah,

789
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 4: they pretended to still be together.

790
00:34:52,120 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 3: Wow, because they didn't want bad. Yeah, bar mitzvah. They

791
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 3: gave me.

792
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 4: I got seven grand I bought a jet ski that

793
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 4: I think lost in the tornado. But the uh yeah, no,

794
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 4: they're saying you got me babe at my barms.

795
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 3: Oh they hated each other for years before this, and how.

796
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,919
Speaker 1: Have they been looking a part?

797
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 3: Uh?

798
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: You know, we're not talked.

799
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 4: Probably about six months. So you get that point from

800
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 4: what I remember.

801
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 2: At your bars, but you knew they were I was like,

802
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 2: what is this?

803
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 3: Wow?

804
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 4: And I'm Jewish from their friends in the community.

805
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

806
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, every family does this, and like there's like a

807
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 1: deep shame in the family and then in public everything

808
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: everyone acts like it's okay. And that fucks with kids.

809
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: So if you can avoid doing that to your kid,

810
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: if you're listening.

811
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should have punched my mom at the.

812
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: Bar to show or at least talk about hey, because

813
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: mommy and daddy are separated and it's something that people

814
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: might think bad about us. We're going to pretend to

815
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: be together and I'm so sorry we have to play

816
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: pretend to like talk about what you're doing.

817
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: Maybe he's thirteen, I mean he's a man.

818
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 1: Now. You had just become a man, shrouding family shame.

819
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 4: My whole bar mincent was about dealing with like, I'm

820
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 4: just trying to get a hand job.

821
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 3: You guys pretending to love each other.

822
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was trying to get a handsobrom By, one

823
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 4: of the dancers that was at the party, like an

824
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 4: older one, you know, she was like twenty, and I.

825
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 5: Was like, I've never been to it, but it sounds

826
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 5: so horny, Like every one of my friend's.

827
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: Stories wouldn't have been horny at thirteen. I was still

828
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: a kid at thirteen. It happens.

829
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: No, it's not, No, it happens. Yeah, secret horny.

830
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 3: If anything, it's so funny. You're not horny when you're

831
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 3: a man, you know what I mean.

832
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 4: I didn't have pubic care for another two years after

833
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 4: becoming a man.

834
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 3: Throw that man.

835
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 2: I think horny Calling a thirteen year old a man,

836
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 2: it's a little bit.

837
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 1: It's too it's a game. There's eighteen.

838
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 5: I think eighteen is when you should legally be called

839
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 5: a man. But this is like you're dealing with some

840
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 5: like year one type stuff.

841
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 2: No, well we don't have your one.

842
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 1: What's your one?

843
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 3: I know nothing. I was talking like, you know, you're

844
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 3: twenty four. Yes, we do have a.

845
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: Year, but it's not the year one. That year one,

846
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: and I don't even think it could be a year.

847
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 3: One.

848
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I know that I found that out

849
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 1: too late. Every anytime people start talking about religious stuff,

850
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: I get like, really, which is another way of saying horny,

851
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: but yeah, I get like, I don't know anything about it.

852
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: Like I it's I feel shame that I don't.

853
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about religion.

854
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't know the BA. It's like the

855
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: way I felt about football for a while.

856
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can learn just watch the games, yeah,

857
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 2: Jesus or something.

858
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll make three million off of it.

859
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: I don't know all the books. I don't know the

860
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: difference between the Old and the New Testament. I literally

861
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: don't know what that what happens that splits those two.

862
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: I know that they exist. I don't know who job is.

863
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: I don't know who Cana and Able exactly are. I

864
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: don't know.

865
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 3: I feel like Jeopardy, Like Jeopardy questions, you would.

866
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: I just know these names, but I don't know anything.

867
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: Literally, kids, you know who Noah's ark?

868
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know Moses, Moses and the Red Sea and

869
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: the Evan Almighty. But does those I just know like

870
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: kind of not, like, are there any subjects that you

871
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: guys feel like deep shame that you don't You're like,

872
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 1: pretty I.

873
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: Don't feel a shame about it. But I don't know

874
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: anything really at all about like art.

875
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about presidents, like outside of this center.

876
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 3: That's interesting. Like I'm like, I wish I knew more.

877
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 5: About I wish I knew presidents. I'm just constantly referencing

878
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 5: Millard Fillmore.

879
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 2: And every time we go to yeah, name that was

880
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: a funny era of names. Every time I see you,

881
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you a president fact. Please, time you

882
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: will learn about presidents. Love it that Howard taft Our

883
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: fattest president died in a bathtub.

884
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: I knew that.

885
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 3: I did know that just because about Millard Fillmore.

886
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 2: What you got Millard Fillmore? A fact about Millard? I

887
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 2: don't have a fact about Millard.

888
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: Film seems like a seventies pop.

889
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 3: I con wait, how did die in the bath? He drowned?

890
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: He was too fat, or he got stuck in a bath.

891
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 3: He got maybe he did die.

892
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,720
Speaker 1: Conan is one that gives present facts all the time.

893
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: He he loves his knowledge, his knowledge in general, just

894
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: like here's.

895
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 2: A president in fact, did you know that Bill Clinton

896
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 2: got his dick sucked?

897
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 4: Wait?

898
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: You know what I said the other day? We have

899
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: to go to break, but before we get a break,

900
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: do you know what I said? I referenced the other

901
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: day on set, I was doing a photo shoot and

902
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: I had a cigar, and I like was naked on

903
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: a bike for this photo shoot, and so I was like, oh,

904
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: I just put it up here like because it was

905
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: like my vagina was right there, and I go and

906
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: everyone was horri I was like, like Bill Clinton and

907
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 1: everyone was like, what knew that reference? I'm like, did

908
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 1: you know that Monica put a cigar?

909
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 2: I did not know until you just said it.

910
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 5: Just now, I only knew that president even know what

911
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:53,959
Speaker 5: was on the dress.

912
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: I had no knowledge of like cam yet at this

913
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: point in my life, but I knew that she stuck

914
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: up and I thought it was kind of cool.

915
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 3: I remember, why didn't you put it?

916
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: It was kind of nasty and like a cool way.

917
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: I remember being like, that's gross and kind of like

918
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: because I've put like weird, like one famously, not famously,

919
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: but notoriously put a sour patch kid in my giant

920
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: like a jelly worm or something. My boyfriends came picking

921
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: Hi up from the airport, and I knew he would

922
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: finger me right away, Like, so I put his favorite

923
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: snack in because I would just be so funny for

924
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: her to be like, why is my.

925
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 4: That's the funniest thing.

926
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: He did not think it was funny, And I understand

927
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: that now, But I think because Chris. I would never

928
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 1: do that to Chris because Chris would just be like gross,

929
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to combat, Like, but this guy was

930
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: a little bit grosser. But even he didn't like it.

931
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: But I think I got that idea from originally Monica

932
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: being like, you know, like put things up there, they're funny.

933
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's so funny. I mean like you is

934
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 3: doing that. That's like kinky ash ash ship.

935
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: We gotta go to break. I have to reapply my

936
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: lip gloss because I'm learning from gen z M that

937
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: She's like, do you put on your lip gloss? It's

938
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: like gives you an instant boost of confidence, and I'm like,

939
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: it actually is working. It's like the new nervous thing

940
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: to do. Like some people have chapstick, some people have

941
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: do you guys have any nervous habits smoking.

942
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 3: Nails?

943
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it gives you something to do.

944
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 3: For the wedding.

945
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 4: So because they have that photo with your hands and

946
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 4: I just have these little stumpy hands, have.

947
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: Someone pose in for you for your hands. It'd be funny.

948
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: It gives a ship about your hands.

949
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would do and no rest.

950
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: Friends, Funny you're worried about that hand photo.

951
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

952
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: How are you feeling ahead of the wedding?

953
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 3: I feel good. I mean, I'm a little nervous.

954
00:41:52,080 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: About with the live class.

955
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: I would, but I don't like it and I hate

956
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 3: the feeling. It makes me feel like too hot.

957
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 2: Your mom and dad are gonna go to the wedding

958
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: and tend to be together.

959
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: I feel like, have you started your vows? That's what

960
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 4: I'm scared about. And I was debating on going to

961
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 4: chat GPT about it.

962
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 3: No, No, we're good friends. I'm vain. I know what

963
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 3: you think. You don't want to learn to your wedding

964
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,959
Speaker 3: and be like chat cheap?

965
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you worried about your like friends and

966
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: family like thinking it's funny? Are you worried about her

967
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: thinking it's enough in terms of your feelings? Are you feeling.

968
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: Are you insecure? So just nail that, don't worry about it.

969
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: One just said talking from the heart, and like, really.

970
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 2: You're afraid that you're not gonna be able to express.

971
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 4: Well when I got married to her or when I

972
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 4: got when I engaged her, Yeah, I can't talk anymore.

973
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 4: But I got down on a knee and I go, well,

974
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 4: maybe me.

975
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 3: That's how I said it.

976
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 4: I'm not even to be funny anxiety, yeah, and ziety,

977
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 4: And I wasn't trying to be funny at the time.

978
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 5: Literally the most earnest thing you could do. And it's

979
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 5: so it is so hard. I like, I fucked up mine,

980
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 5: all my friends fucked up theirs.

981
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt I can't imagine doing it sincerely with anything.

982
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: Like really, it's it's very hard to be the vulnerable,

983
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: especially like in a park on your knee where your

984
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 1: family is like watching, like an.

985
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 4: Actually strangers were watching, which actually was even more vulnerable.

986
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 4: I felt like, Yeah, I was like, I don't want

987
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 4: anyone to see this, but I want everyone to see it.

988
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: But just challenge yourself to be like, say, just write

989
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: the speech that you think right, exactly what you think

990
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: she wants to hear. Yeah, yeah, but you don't even

991
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: say what you want to say. I want, but like

992
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: also try to nail what she wants to hear and

993
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: don't worry about anyone else.

994
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 5: Be super earnest, and then just do the Jim Gaffigan voice,

995
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 5: like making fun of yourself after yes.

996
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like hot bockets. I don't know, it's going to.

997
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: Be great because it's going to be a mixture of both,

998
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: and even if it sucks, it'll be great.

999
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 3: And we're not doing it even if it's like, we're

1000
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 3: not doing it in front.

1001
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 4: Of people, I don't know what y'all did. We're doing

1002
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 4: generic in front and then on the beach the morning

1003
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 4: of we're doing.

1004
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, just saying this to her. Yeah, oh, that's so

1005
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: sweet that just write a poem.

1006
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 3: She hits a mottle, She goes full, full throttle.

1007
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: He wrote a poem in college that was between us

1008
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: about his mom and the podcast we used to do

1009
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: about his mom's drinking and his friends founded.

1010
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 3: And it was like my fraternity in my frale.

1011
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 4: She hits the bottle. She went full throttle. Now shes brottles. Yeah,

1012
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 4: she's on oxygen.

1013
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: Which sounds like a good song.

1014
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I know the lyrics were clear song. Yeah, no,

1015
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 3: I'm very good at A B A B or just simple.

1016
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 2: It's so that's not good for because it's just no,

1017
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: you don't want to rhyme in your Brenda.

1018
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 3: You are my girl, You're my Workna.

1019
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so like that is my worst fear is

1020
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: like if I in a moment where I thought I

1021
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: was kind of like sweet and then someone like, no, this.

1022
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 3: Is the sad part.

1023
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 4: I had mono in the frat house and I was

1024
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 4: listening to Garth Brooks, but not Garth Brooks, his alter

1025
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 4: ego Chris Chris Gaines.

1026
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 3: And it's the saddest.

1027
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 4: In a black light writing poetry on the floor because

1028
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 4: I probably had anchovies in my bed.

1029
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 3: And I was chovies whatever it was the nineties.

1030
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: And also he okay, this is the running theme of

1031
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: like you remember your brother gave you ice cream and

1032
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: it was sour cream but.

1033
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 3: You just liked, Yeah, I got him.

1034
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: What about what they put fish?

1035
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, they put anchovies under my bed for the whole year,

1036
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 4: my freshman year, and I know idea.

1037
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, man, I am they.

1038
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 2: Were just putting them in your bed quietly and slowly,

1039
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: and you never noticed.

1040
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, under my match.

1041
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 2: Was it stinking?

1042
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 4: I had no sheets on my bed freshman year. I

1043
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 4: was completely depressed. It's you know, I actually can't.

1044
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 3: Get that, you know what.

1045
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: It's so sad. I'm sorry for you. But it was

1046
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: funny too.

1047
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 3: Oh dude, my clothes.

1048
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 4: I was a horrible roommate. Let's not get it twisted.

1049
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 4: I let all my clothes were on the floor. My

1050
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 4: buddy at one point packed up all my clothes and

1051
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 4: he put in the hallway and he threatened the lighted

1052
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 4: on fire. I was, I was just you know, I

1053
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,720
Speaker 4: I don't know, I was like horrible.

1054
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 3: You know, I had a shithead for many years of

1055
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: my life. I get it well because I grew up.

1056
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: I grew up though I was.

1057
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: I had a bought how to take care of yourself

1058
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 1: on your own.

1059
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a laundry lady.

1060
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: I had a you know that it would have been insane,

1061
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,760
Speaker 1: you getting dropped off at college when you had literally

1062
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: never done a load of laundry.

1063
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 3: I would throw the long during the laundry room.

1064
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 4: I go, laundry's ready the net and throw it and

1065
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 4: I go, man in the eyes and she's living.

1066
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 3: H No, she pretty much we had another later.

1067
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 2: Five years a week.

1068
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 4: Jeffy was an older black woman who took care of me,

1069
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 4: taught me how to drive when I was twelve and

1070
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 4: sing from.

1071
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: The chest that was her thing.

1072
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: That's a good tip.

1073
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 3: Didn't work, No, I sing horribly.

1074
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: I like that though, that's I think that is a

1075
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: good tip. What about the when you were wiping the cum?

1076
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 3: Which time? Which? Who's gone?

1077
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to relive these these moments.

1078
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 3: No, no, I love it. I don't talk about it enough.

1079
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: I think you you guys had to move out of

1080
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: the house and it was revealed like this giant slick

1081
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: that you had created for years of just like dropping

1082
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: loads with your hand, dropping the loads, like underneath on

1083
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: the carpet, like between the wall and the bed frame

1084
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: or what you know.

1085
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: I had to come yeah, like it's behind the bed.

1086
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 3: You know. It wasn't far enough under the bed where

1087
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 3: I was so lazy. I relate to this, yeah yeah,

1088
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 3: and it plumped up and then looped up.

1089
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 2: This is a liquid. It's supposed to go away.

1090
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 3: No, no, come a hardest. It's like come as like

1091
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 3: paint yellow liquor.

1092
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: It is absolutely it's a yellow liquid.

1093
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 3: That you're still.

1094
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 5: Cross it crusts in that very disgusting way.

1095
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: Like even in water it crush. Yeah, it's I learned

1096
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 3: that the hard way too.

1097
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: So why didn't you use a napkin or a sock?

1098
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: It's too lazy?

1099
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 2: Was there was not even a sock.

1100
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 3: Or in your sheet? What is this? What are you doctor?

1101
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 3: When you are when you were in doctor? You're in

1102
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 3: high school on this situation? Right? What's that? You're in

1103
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: high school? I'm like fourteen? Yeah? Did you not.

1104
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 5: Thinking about cleaning this? Thinking about getting the sin out

1105
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 5: of your bad I just thought about it. I haven't

1106
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 5: even thought about this until right now. My little brother

1107
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 5: was in the top bunk, and I think I didn't

1108
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 5: want to get caught walking with you know, come.

1109
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 3: Hand, you've done we've all done that where we cuugh it.

1110
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: So you didn't want to go like you're a lazy

1111
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: teen You just and you don't think it's going to

1112
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: harden into a thing that you could see?

1113
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 2: What did What did it look like? I mean, how

1114
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: many years.

1115
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 1: Have come slick like? It looked like a like a mark.

1116
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 3: It was like it was it made its own?

1117
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 5: Was it like like a full grown four year old?

1118
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: How many months you look.

1119
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 3: Years of it was like it was good two years?

1120
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 2: Was build or was it just like a mark like

1121
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 2: a thing?

1122
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 3: It was? It's everything you don't want it to be.

1123
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: And did you see anyone see.

1124
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: I've heard no. I think there were.

1125
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 4: I think when we moved out of the house, my mom,

1126
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 4: I can't remember whether or not she had a comm

1127
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 4: but I feel like in my mind, I.

1128
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: Bet this is a common thing that mothers deal with.

1129
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 3: Of course they just find out that. Well, my dad

1130
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 3: found my penis pump and he's never mentioned it. I

1131
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 3: was like in high school.

1132
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 5: I was obsessed with finding different loper kids and just

1133
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 5: seeing what they would do and like to your penis, yes,

1134
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 5: and it would hurt, like I like ship finding out

1135
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,959
Speaker 5: shampoo stuck it up doesn't work.

1136
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 3: One time I used my mom's bronze.

1137
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 5: Oh no, I used my mom's bronzer in junior year

1138
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 5: of high school and I walked in to the high

1139
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 5: school and my hand was completely orange.

1140
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: Every one knew it's I couldn't get it off. Why

1141
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 3: do you rub it.

1142
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: Out over that the What did you think would happen?

1143
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 3: I thought it was but get like orange? You know what?

1144
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 3: I thought it was body lotion and it was bronze

1145
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 3: are so my penis and a half which is orange

1146
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 3: like a week and a half.

1147
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there it did it work?

1148
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah?

1149
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: The worst thing that's that's when it is the worst.

1150
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: Like you just avoid your palms in your feet because

1151
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: it's there's nothing.

1152
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 2: There's no like alcohol or anything that you.

1153
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: Cannot get it off. You just have to wait. It's like, sharpie, it's.

1154
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 3: Straight up racist.

1155
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: It's so funny.

1156
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 3: Did I'm just imagining your dick with a perfect hand grip?

1157
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 5: Oh it was horrified because I was just like hiding

1158
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 5: my hand. And then the first time someone saw it,

1159
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 5: they were like, did you masturbate with bronca?

1160
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 2: Like wait, someone actually said that, yeah your friend?

1161
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 3: Uh no, it was a girl in my homeroom.

1162
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: Wow, so brutal. Wow nail it. Yeah, Like that's was

1163
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: always this. I just wanted to disappear in middle school.

1164
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: In high school when I started noticing that some kids

1165
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: would just like have your number and fucking say it

1166
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: out loud and like in a way that could be

1167
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: so devastating that I would like I there were moments

1168
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: where I was like I would all kill myself if

1169
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: someone reveals this thing. I'm thinking about myself. Like I

1170
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: literally was, like, it will suck that I have to

1171
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: kill myself. I wouldn't have survived with social media, no

1172
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: fucking way. I used to pray to God so many

1173
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: times that a certain boy wouldn't be there the next

1174
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: day because I wanted to wear some like shoes that

1175
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: if he called out, like I knew he would call

1176
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: them out. He's the only boy that that was that

1177
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: clever to like make fun of like my new style.

1178
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: And I would pray that he wouldn't be there and

1179
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: that he would and I just to go into the

1180
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: nurse's office to like lie and go home because of

1181
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: just avoiding insults. Final thought like do you did you

1182
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: relate to that at all or did you just I mean.

1183
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 4: My freshman year the penis bump, my whole everyone found it,

1184
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 4: and my whole freshman year, my roommate found my penis bump,

1185
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 4: and then he called every girl to make it bigger,

1186
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 4: no smaller. Actually yeah I actually used it. Yeah yeah,

1187
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 4: cause the hemorrhoid though, which is weird.

1188
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 3: It like sucks so hard.

1189
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 4: But anyway, so I ended up getting caught by everyone,

1190
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 4: and I think in comparison.

1191
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: But all the girls and they he was waiting. He

1192
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: was at his dorm. He had just done a gravity

1193
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 1: bong hit at someone else's dorm room. He comes back

1194
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: to his dorm room, all the girls from his dorm.

1195
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 3: And all the guy every person second week freshman year.

1196
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: Or with his penis bump.

1197
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 4: He walks out and he's like, what the hell? I

1198
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 4: thought it was a party. I'm like freshman year and

1199
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 4: he's like, what the is this?

1200
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 3: And I was and I was so hot?

1201
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 2: Huh two lane and normal for these people, they they're cruel.

1202
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: For college, that's so good college a wedding, but for

1203
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 2: a dorm to do that, that's just where you never

1204
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 2: met the guy before.

1205
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was your ship or did you have it

1206
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 3: out like I made a mistake by putting it. No.

1207
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 4: I put it like in a drawer and my buddy

1208
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 4: was looking for a lighter. Usually I would hide it

1209
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,760
Speaker 4: where you had to go through like nine different bags

1210
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 4: to find it. So I used it for the first

1211
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 4: time and I put it in the drawer, and then

1212
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 4: my buddy he said what.

1213
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 5: And you're walking around with a bigger dick right now, like, yeah,

1214
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 5: how well it works?

1215
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the same.

1216
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 3: It was decent. You have to clip it after you

1217
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 3: pump it.

1218
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: People, Oh, clip your so the blood doesn't leave pumps

1219
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: blood your dicks, and then you have to clamp your

1220
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: dick so that the blood doesn't go back to your body.

1221
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 3: And I don't know where I put the clamp useless.

1222
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 3: I believe it came with a clamp.

1223
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 2: I don't think that's that sounds like unhealthy for you

1224
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 2: to It was the first.

1225
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 3: Too.

1226
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 5: It looked it looked, oh yeah, because you're dealing with

1227
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 5: all those Cajun sized dicks.

1228
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 4: Compared to well, I met a bunch of football players

1229
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 4: at Boston College and they were like all six foot five.

1230
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 4: They were like going to the NFL, and they all

1231
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 4: had dick pumps. So they were like, it's like bench press.

1232
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: Before you got that detail of yeah.

1233
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 4: So I was like yeah, And I was visiting Boston College,

1234
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 4: I was like hanging out with all these foot and

1235
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 4: I was like, I got to get one right when

1236
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 4: I get home. And I found the one sex shop

1237
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 4: in my small town called Southern Exposure.

1238
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: I went, that's because it's still exposure is only a

1239
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: TV show, right. There wasn't another phrase, So that's the

1240
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: only that that's.

1241
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 3: I never thought about how witty.

1242
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: It was back the Northern Exposure, the TV show from

1243
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: the nineties, because you're the exposure. Isn't something on its

1244
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: own right outside.

1245
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 2: Of the TV shows other than like light apartments.

1246
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's going right now to like hung Sheldon.

1247
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: That was so good. You're so right. You could write

1248
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: for headlines easily, easily. That was perfect.

1249
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: All right.

1250
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 2: Now we're halfway through the podcast and I put the

1251
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 2: headphones on.

1252
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, well we have the final moment change,

1253
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: so we're back on. Yes, this becomes a more like

1254
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 1: just self aware auditory moment. You know, you're just like

1255
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: hearing yourself.

1256
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 2: Where you clip the thing exactly.

1257
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: At the base.

1258
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 2: At the base, I get to find a vein.

1259
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about the headphones.

1260
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 2: By the way to the pump, dick pump.

1261
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 3: You clip it at the base? Is it like two?

1262
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 4: What does the clip look like like a standard clip?

1263
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: And then when do you show this to a woman?

1264
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: Do you un clamp it? And will there be a

1265
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: climp all night at the bar?

1266
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 3: You'd have to pump when you get home, which is

1267
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 3: a very.

1268
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: And then you clamp it while you like when there's.

1269
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 3: No way to do it.

1270
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 2: How long does it take to pump.

1271
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 5: She like just on your bed as you're like pumping away.

1272
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,879
Speaker 3: You want to know something that's crazy. I never did

1273
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 3: it with a woman crazy.

1274
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 4: I honestly just did it to jerk off and not

1275
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 4: feel like my dick'small.

1276
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 1: That would be That would be nice though, probably.

1277
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was nice to finally have some meat in

1278
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 3: my hand.

1279
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 1: So it didn't work.

1280
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, my hand could barely.

1281
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 5: Okay, you should have sat on your hand so that

1282
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 5: it felt like someone else.

1283
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 3: Was so much.

1284
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 4: I sat on someone other guy's dick so then he

1285
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 4: wouldn't feel my hand.

1286
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: It is the reverse, like what's it called the stranger?

1287
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, stranger.

1288
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: You can keep your hand up feeling.

1289
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 3: You're just giving a head job and someone else.

1290
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: It's the dream, that's the dream.

1291
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like a strangers dick because there was

1292
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 3: blood in it.

1293
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the problem with male sex choys is that

1294
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: they're they're big, they're cumbersome because you guys have to

1295
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: like fuck things and women's gonna have a little like.

1296
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 2: This is a little Well, we have the flesh.

1297
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: Colorsomething that has a receptacle in it. You've got to

1298
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: wash it out. Oh you haven't. We had one on

1299
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: not safe. I think it's it's like it's.

1300
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: Looks like a I had one yours, assume.

1301
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: No bigger like a mag light yea, yeah yeah.

1302
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 5: It kind of looks like a like a wrap gift

1303
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 5: water bottle you get, yes, totally.

1304
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to The sex was the blow job one,

1305
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 3: and it came with a mouth.

1306
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 2: This is like a battery operated thing.

1307
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1308
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's very nice.

1309
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: And did it feel good or is it like a

1310
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: foot massage or kind of thinghere? You're like, it's nice,

1311
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I use it all the time.

1312
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 2: It was better with a real person.

1313
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, You're like, my mouth works better than this.

1314
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 3: It's going to actually write my valve. I'm pretty excited.

1315
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 3: It felt good. It's a little dry, but I like that.

1316
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 5: I don't know, was it like a porn star's mouth

1317
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 5: because I know they do that, because like, yeah, it.

1318
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 4: Was Ron Jeremy. It came with the mustache, which I

1319
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 4: was like, dude, it's not gay though, it's not gay

1320
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Speaker 4: because there's no dick. It's just mouth, right, that's not gay.

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Speaker 1: It's just a mouth, no, right, yeah right, if you

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Speaker 1: can't see it, If you don't, don't, I know, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you're getting You're gonna be married in less

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Speaker 1: than a week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll have a ring on my finger.

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Speaker 1: WHI this will be a three husband podcast when we

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Speaker 1: all get together. I just realized you guys are all married.

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Speaker 3: Critical to get married.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm open to it. I think it's fun

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Speaker 1: because you know you can get divorced, and that makes

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Speaker 1: me feel I guess you can get divorced, and I love.

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Speaker 1: If I were to marry Chris, I would not want

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Speaker 1: to get a divorce, but because you can, I am

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Speaker 1: more I would be more likely too. I would literally

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Speaker 1: never get married if you couldn't get a divorce ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: I can't. Do you think people.

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Speaker 3: Would, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: But people have kids, and you can't divorce those. They

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Speaker 1: divorce you child actors in the nineties. But but but no,

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Speaker 1: do you think that.

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Speaker 2: If people would, if you were locked in and you're illegal.

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Speaker 1: And you could, you will never be able to.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think a lot of women would get

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Speaker 2: trapped in marriages, just like in the olden days.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, and men in the olden days, it was

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Speaker 6: like you would be forced to marry and then it

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Speaker 6: would be so shameful and societally forbidden to divorce that

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Speaker 6: you would just be trapped.

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Speaker 1: Right, And people will get married all the time though,

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Speaker 1: because there was nothing else to do. But now do

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Speaker 1: you think they were trapped? Would that still happen because

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Speaker 1: there's more to do for women and men.

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Speaker 2: I can see some people being like, even though it's

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Speaker 2: illegal to divorce, you need to prove to me that

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Speaker 2: you're committed and get married and force it.

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Speaker 1: It really isn't that. Like it's a cool thing to do.

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Speaker 1: And I like the party, and I like the ceremony,

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Speaker 1: and I like saying how you feel about each other

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Speaker 1: and establishing like we're doing this now, and if we

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Speaker 1: want to stop doing it, it's going to be very inconvenient,

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Speaker 1: but it isn't impossible. And if that's why I am

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Speaker 1: impressed when people just when they don't do prenups. I

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Speaker 1: think that's kind of as close as we can get.

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Speaker 3: We're not doing it.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a prenup either.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a prenup. I just don't expect to

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Speaker 3: make that much money, ye.

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Speaker 1: Wife, Okay, well then maybe it was smart in your case.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all of our parents were in loveless marriages

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Speaker 5: to the very end. So we just are assuming that

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Speaker 5: is worst case scenario and best case scenario as.

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Speaker 3: We love each other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, because that's that's true. But I

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Speaker 1: feel like, and I even with a prenup, I'm not

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Speaker 1: someone who's like I want all my money and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna fuck you over. Like I even even told Chris, like,

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Speaker 1: if we get married, yes we will have something in place,

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Speaker 1: but I'm never like, if we decide to get married

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Speaker 1: and do this, I know that you're gonna sacrifice so

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Speaker 1: much to have us be successful with my career, and

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Speaker 1: so I'll fucking take care of you if we decided

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Speaker 1: to call it quits. You know, I got you like,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll do it. You would not, no

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Speaker 1: one would get screwed marrying me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't like those when they're like I'm gonna leave

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Speaker 1: with fucking nothing. And it's like I have a whole

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Speaker 1: new bit right now where I'm convincing women to let

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Speaker 1: their husbands go to prostitutes. It's my new mission to

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01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: be like, if you're not doing it, let them go.

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Speaker 1: It's not a threat to you. And I'm I think

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Speaker 1: I'm going to prove a point in a way that

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Speaker 1: might get people to be like, she's kind of right.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there might be a portion of the audience that

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Speaker 2: then changes their mind.

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Speaker 1: I honestly think I will say this weekend, after I

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Speaker 1: did a joke about male babysitters being pedophiles, there was

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Speaker 1: someone after the show, I did a meet and greet

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Speaker 1: and someone said, you changed a guy's life in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom because we're at the journals, And he was like,

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Speaker 1: I got a mail babysitter to night. I'm fucking I'm

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Speaker 1: like scared now, And I'm like, yes, And I didn't

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Speaker 1: do the part of the bit that I'm glad I didn't.

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Speaker 1: That is devastating. The whay I go like, you don't

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Speaker 1: have to go home. I'm not going to say the joke,

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Speaker 1: but but I didn't mean to scare that guy that way.

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Speaker 1: But also, he'll never his kids are going to be

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Speaker 1: way safer now.

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Speaker 3: Talking about like one a month, have however much he.

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Speaker 1: Wants to come and in a safe way, that is

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Speaker 1: not going to give you an infection?

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Speaker 3: Are you working on your vows right now?

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Speaker 1: That's our show.

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Speaker 6: Thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Sean O'Connor.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Andrew Colin. Yeah, no change, same vibe. Brian Frangie, Noah,

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Speaker 1: Sorry that we didn't get to talk to you today,

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Speaker 1: but you were here in spirit and I loved watching

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Speaker 1: you laugh over there. Thanks Messi's we'll have one episode

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Speaker 1: this week. Is that okay to tell them?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Sorry, I just have a huge busy week. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing promo shoot for the Golden Globes, so you start

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Speaker 1: seeing those commercials and I didn't have time to do too.

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Speaker 1: But You've gotten a couple of weeks of three and

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Speaker 1: so I feel like I deserved this break, even though

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Speaker 1: I don't love it. So I'm so sorry. But check

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Speaker 1: out my tour, come see meet lots more tournades. Just

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Speaker 1: add in Nicky glazer dot com slash tour. I'll see

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Speaker 1: you out there, and we'll see you next week on

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Speaker 1: the show. Bye, don't be kid Ye. The Nicki Glazer

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