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Speaker 1: Welcome to alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes

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Speaker 1: that Kevin Polly? What's that? Yes, I'll have an egg

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Speaker 1: white almelet with avocado mushrooms. Thank you, and hey, give

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Speaker 1: me a side of this. Over the years, I've been

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Speaker 1: annoyingly lucky to see my fair share of true alchemy.

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Speaker 1: By definition, alchemy is quote when a person creates something

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Speaker 1: through a seemingly magical process. Oh, dear dolls and dudes.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I've been witnessed to the stuff on

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Speaker 1: several occasions. An example, you ask, well, okay, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure where the tone is coming from. A couple of

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Speaker 1: nights ago, the lady and I saw Wes Anderson's new

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Speaker 1: film Isle of Dogs and folks. Man, does that son

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Speaker 1: of a bitch cast the best damn hell right people?

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, not too long ago, the idea hit me.

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Speaker 1: What if I brought together the right people and ask

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Speaker 1: them to make shut up based on my own twisted,

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Speaker 1: demented ideas, then offer a podcast of this seemingly magical process.

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Speaker 1: Why I I could call it alchemy? Get on in

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Speaker 1: here now. I didn't slave over this stove so you

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Speaker 1: could let your supper get cold. Well, after some title tinkering,

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Speaker 1: I'm so very proud to welcome you, dear friends, to

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Speaker 1: another episode of Alchemy. That's let's meet our group of Alchemy,

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Speaker 1: shall we, in no particular orders, say hello to But

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Speaker 1: that's a ragling vr is eight enough? Almost? He put

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Speaker 1: on your Sunday best Because it's Greig Getkowski. Craig, why

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Speaker 1: can't we be friends? We can? It's complicated. You know

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Speaker 1: what you did? I do now? Why? There's Chris Alvarado. Chris,

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Speaker 1: are you finished with that? Almost? Almost? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to rush you. Look out Now it's James Heeny James,

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Speaker 1: can I call you slum lord? Slim? I treat all

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Speaker 1: of my my tenants respectfully, so please don't. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: and also the least. It's Joey Greer queer me. If

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Speaker 1: place today without a doubt? Okay? Cool? All right, let's

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Speaker 1: get to our first scene. Shall we welcome back, folks

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Speaker 1: to the me too and gender aware edition of the

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Speaker 1: Dating Game Today, One lucky bachelor, what's that my mistake?

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Speaker 1: One lucky single person will be selected to go on

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Speaker 1: a dream day with our lovely person. Please tell us

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Speaker 1: your name him pair pelet say pair, that's lovely pair? Um,

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Speaker 1: where are you from? Sweet and Fresh from Ohio? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the sweet and Fresh date? And uh what do you

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Speaker 1: do there in Ohio? Gosh? What don't I do? Am? I? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm attempts so I do a little bit of everything,

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Speaker 1: but my heart is definitely in trying to get a

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Speaker 1: So um, any attention I can bring to this ratster

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Speaker 1: on the dream I'm looking for a human right that

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Speaker 1: our three contestants. Contestant number one, tell us a little

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Speaker 1: You know, pairs thrive in the shade. I like the

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't really give a ship. I think

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Speaker 1: How smart is that phone? It's running Android cookie? You

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Speaker 1: listened to an eight track tape of Marvin Gay and

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Speaker 1: Love this music right back at you. Hey, listen, it's

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Speaker 1: to gendera weir edition of the dating Game. What is

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Speaker 1: to ratsters. Oh wow, it's called ratsters. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: we'd make love. Oh my god, I've got a pair,

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Speaker 1: and you've got a pair. We both have a bear

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Speaker 1: Secon three right after these words? Are my sponsors? Come

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Speaker 1: your grandfather he rode horsepot, Yes she did. Yes, he's

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Speaker 1: that seems extreme because like I definitely need my credit card.

417
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: Credit cards. Okay, I have like four credit cards on me,

418
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: pull them out, tell me which one I have? A

419
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: Discover right Discover. Well, it's like it's it was the

420
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: first one they had when I was younger. But still,

421
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: do you close the account you'll be charged. I'm gonna

422
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: hurt your credit. Have a slate, Just have a slate.

423
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: Ah and then um, maybe that was it? Oh yeah,

424
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: freedom and Discovery jesus. Well oh a gap gap card o?

425
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: Good rid of that? Wait? No that I know that

426
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: those rewards are important to me because I put like

427
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: recurring payments on the and then I get free close.

428
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: That's to come on, don't your gap is not a bank.

429
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: Don't you allow them to have your money like that?

430
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: That is that is just silly. I mean, look, I'm

431
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: gonna do what you tell me to do. What your

432
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: cards in the okay, here we go, and three and

433
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: four your I D in the fire. I gotta draw

434
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: the line. I have to draw the line here like

435
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: it's you need this. I need you to be completely

436
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: But even if I'm rich man, like if I get

437
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: pulled over, my car gets some pounded, I'm fucked the car.

438
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: You're driver, you're not driving, you're so fucking range. I

439
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: do like the sound of that. All right, all right,

440
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,479
Speaker 1: here's my I D got a old address on it, anyway,

441
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: that should be updated. How long ago every mood I've

442
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: I've lit a two different places since this time. You

443
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: have to update that. That has to that's illegal. You

444
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: have two weeks to do it, right, yes, and that's

445
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: not has nothing to do with me. No, And that's

446
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: just the low. But like, what's like what happens really

447
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: if if what did you get a fine? You know

448
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: to get I mean you can have your license revote?

449
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: Well anyway into the fire. Fantastic Wait outside what all right?

450
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: Why outside? I'm trusting you, but next kind of going there?

451
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: You know a little weird. What do you mean? Well,

452
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: I threw all my money into a fire. Why would

453
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: you do that? I throw my credit cards into the fire?

454
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: And why are you doing that? You not only that

455
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: I just lost twenty because he met me like three

456
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: years ago. He could get someone to do that, and

457
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: I always I always banked on that twenty bones. Wait

458
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: he does this, it's not important. I'm out of overstepped. Okay,

459
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: how much did you throw in? Four credit cards? And

460
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: which part having to catch your question? If you? If

461
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: either of you? Yeah, if you don't have the correct

462
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: address on your idea actual revoke, sure take it away,

463
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 1: no more, take it out of your hand. You get

464
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: pulled over. Let me see your license registration. They asked,

465
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: is this your current address? Right? If they don't ask,

466
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: your fine. But if they ask, say yes, it is

467
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: just lie the right to their face. I would never

468
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: lie to an officer. She might be right. Okay, thanks guys, Sure,

469
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: all right, who's next? I guess made? But I don't

470
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: want to do the fire thing. Well, that's up to you. Okay,

471
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: then let's take you on and say hello to the

472
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: Great Telandro. It's Canada. Hello, have set Okay, I like

473
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: the new pillows. Thank you. The swelling is gonna do.

474
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: Let's see, you've been taking the ginger root, I've been

475
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: taking the dinger room. Yeah. Being more comfortable every day,

476
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: I guess. I feel heaviness on you, wow, A thickness

477
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: of hell okay, A musty smell no, thank you, Okay,

478
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: A stench no ill, Let's get to what the problem

479
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,479
Speaker 1: is and stop talking about that stench. Okay. Many voices

480
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: speak to me now. They pulled me and pushed me

481
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: in one way or the other. Right, Okay, I feel

482
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: confusion in you. Yeah, I don't. The other guy that

483
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: it was out there said you made him throwing stuff

484
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: in the fire, and that's kind of freaking me a little.

485
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: These moths seventh time, with you open, paying a lot

486
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: of money, I've seen some things in my life improved,

487
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: for sure. Believe in myself more because you believe in me.

488
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: And uh, I cut things off with my mother completely.

489
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, just wondering where we're going with this today

490
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: we continued the journey. Okay, your mother completely cut off

491
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: from your life. Well, you told me she had an

492
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: active strategy against me, So I had the cut around. Yes, did,

493
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: and you brought your Social Security card with you today.

494
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: I'm not going to answer that yet. I need to know. Well,

495
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: I want you to put the fire out before we

496
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: talk about that. Then he brings the spirits alive. Did

497
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: you bring your birth I brought my birth certivit. Yeah,

498
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: so I don't told Row. Come on, Talundrow, you never

499
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: had the burnt stuff. Oh oh oh oh oh, I

500
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: think I better go Canada. I speak to you now,

501
00:30:53,760 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm listening. You're not my brother, Okay, okay, okay, another

502
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: spirit comes through spit coming through it. Okay, Now I'm

503
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: your brother. It's a little warmer right, Okay, okay, good,

504
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm your brother. Now, hey, Jimmie, you were always a

505
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: little weird of the full trust trust me. No, no

506
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: giving him your social Okay, you know what. I'm not

507
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: gonna do this by baby. I'm home. I'm home. I'm home.

508
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: Turn on the news. Turn the news. What Okay, they're

509
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: gonna announce the numbers right for the big for the

510
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: Big power Ball. All right, okay, look look I I

511
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: stopped by the sevent eleven and I got I bought

512
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: one one ticket. I will you need my dental so

513
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: jee baby girl, You're gonna get it, sweetheart. I'm telling

514
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: you this is a waste of time. I threw away

515
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: all of our money, all of our credit cards. What

516
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: and my I d you made two six bucks? Yeah, yeah,

517
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: Well it's okay, it's okay. We're not gonna need any markets.

518
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: I had these numbers right here, and here comes don

519
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: come out of your bedroom. What's the hell man? Get

520
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: out here? Son, up a pitch. Huh. I went to

521
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: that goddamn psychic you sent me to. Oh God, put

522
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: this in your mouth. Put this in your mouth. I'm sorry,

523
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I have do this. Wait, you're telling me

524
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: temper Neo is just red wine. That's disappointing? Is oh fuck?

525
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: I bought a horse and left Los Angeles. Well that's

526
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: not on me, sir, No, it's not on you. I'm sorry.

527
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: I'm taking it out onto Please please please see that

528
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: one with the need for my mouth. And the final

529
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: number is here we go D. The letter D. The

530
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: letter D. It can't be right. That doesn't make sense.

531
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: And here it is six seventeen, two thirty three, and

532
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: the letter D. Thank you for playing set right. There's

533
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: a pink pong ball with the letter D on it.

534
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: You know I can't be wrong. Well, we got five

535
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: out of six. You get something for that. This is

536
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: the police. If you don't have any money, you're gonna

537
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: have to get out of here. What baby, baby, tell

538
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: me you kept you kept your address for your license?

539
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no wait, no, hold on hi police, Yeah, Hi, Hi, welcome.

540
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: Hold baby baby, it's okay, okay, it's got a kid. Yeah,

541
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: I got my gun on him. Wait. Why would you

542
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: put you? Why? Why you updated your license? Baby? What

543
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: can I help you with? I need to see some

544
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: money and I need to see your I d better

545
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: shut to take on out of her mouth, out of

546
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: her mouth, take to get out out give me that

547
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: I didn't give me some I don't. I don't. I

548
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: don't have at the moment, but I can get from you.

549
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: Frank we'll take your gun out of the guy's mouth.

550
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: That's my wife. Why did you call mommy Hipologee? Ma'm

551
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: uh model thing? Sure, I understand Uh A lot of

552
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: line there, Frankie, sir, We're just gonna have to take

553
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: a look at your right d. We don't need any money,

554
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry he threatened your No problem, no problem,

555
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 1: that's a cute kid. We haven't named her yet. We're

556
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: waiting for something that really seems like it suits me. Okay,

557
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: what would you pick if you had to gun to

558
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: your head? Oh god, god, what are you doing? Frank?

559
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: I didn't mad, but your gun fellos, fellas, thanks for

560
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: showing up to the crime scene. Seems that the roommate

561
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: here shot the other roommates. Well, we'll be the judge

562
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: of that, as of the tech. I just outlined the

563
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: body and you're welcome. But the chalk's all bloody now right,

564
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: we got to get more chalk, guys. I hate to

565
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: have to ask a million times to get more chalked

566
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: about red chalk with that help no, because then it

567
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: won't show up as well. Okay, thanks clear Tommy. What

568
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: do you think? Well, I don't know. It looks like

569
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: some kind of small animal burden to his mouth and

570
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: then puffed out the back. It could be a myriad

571
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: of different things going on here. It's a gun shot,

572
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: so let's oh yeah, it's a wow. Look at the

573
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: line to get into this place. I guess they call

574
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: him the King of Coffee. Yes, I mean they say

575
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: it's great about a colonel. Where is he? Where is

576
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: he have a colonel. We're all in line waiting to

577
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: get coffee. Here, you guys, thank you so much for

578
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: coming over to the can coffee. Can I get your order?

579
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: Why you guys waiting? Would you like a flat white,

580
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: white large coconut milk to you for coffee? But I

581
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: bought it, colonel for the King. Go to the front.

582
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: Go to the front. You that's what he likes as

583
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: an offering. Keep up, Oh high, little girl, give me

584
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: that colonel. Oh wow, that's very nice of you to

585
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: bring me a colonel unpopped. Thank you for what you've

586
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: done for all the coasts. Excuse me, the colonel King?

587
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: Yes I am, yeah, I mean detective yourm and you

588
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: would like to come and target for a second. Oh okay,

589
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: just hold on one second. Where's he going? Coffee? Just unning?

590
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: What was that him? He's fast? Yes? Um, I'm Things

591
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: didn't turn out the way you said they were going

592
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: to turn out. Did you burn everything right in front

593
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: of your face? Did you believe it? Yeah? Well, okay,

594
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: maybe it's a youth. Look, dude, you gotta wait. Your

595
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: room full of people out there were pissed. I bought

596
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: a horse, you son of a bitch. Excuse me, excuse me,

597
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: excuse me? Is that the great Telemundo? Open your mouth,

598
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: Open your mouth, Jerry, Jerry, right, yeah, yeah. Did you

599
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: not see your empire be built? From what I said?

600
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: You made me kill my roommate and now the cops

601
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: upon me. Did I make you? What did I tell

602
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: you to do it? I got so many kerncl kernels

603
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: of popcorn, they're they're coming out in my pockets. But

604
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: my life's ruined. What do you guys got This guy

605
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: looks like like his life's ruined. Well, I need a haircut.

606
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: You look to shoffle. My life is my room so

607
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: much as I'm just like, what is going on? I've

608
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: been drinking tons of temper Neo and I'm allergic to

609
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: it because of the tannins. And I paid for tens

610
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: So even if I'm not getting a lot out that,

611
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep coming till my tan they're up.

612
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: So what is it? The great Toilandro We'll explain. Oh,

613
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: you've all been brought here for a specific reason. Each

614
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: one of your spirits is intertwined with the fate of

615
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: the other spirits of older than the spirits of new

616
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: sing the same song to me give me your ideas here.

617
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. I mean, come on,

618
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: you're too deep now to stop give him your right now.

619
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do give your idea I give I

620
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: burned my Maybe that's the secret, that's the missing potion.

621
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 1: You can you can shoot me dead, but I'm not burning.

622
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's going to help you to have another

623
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: blood on your hand. I've already committed murder. What's your

624
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: problem with? Can't you just give us the idea? What's

625
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: my problem? Well, then they have one now that I

626
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: have the gun. Okay, I don't have any problem at all.

627
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: What's your problem? No, I'm not going to be bartering people.

628
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: Why won't you just put your idea in the fire

629
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: so we can all benet it from the situation. What

630
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm really wondering is what the hell is going on

631
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: with the I D S and the fire temperatal. The

632
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: spirits commune with me, m but like is anyone getting

633
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: it at all? What I understand is limited through what

634
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: the spirits tell me. I interpret that and tell you.

635
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: If you were to understand and to hear what I hear,

636
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: your heads would explode, liutnitylis would pop out with all

637
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: your turn into snakes? Poor? Did you know that there

638
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: was be a letter D He's nothing? Wait, why didn't

639
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 1: you tell me? Was that part of some greater lesson?

640
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know you wanted that? Oh? I asked her

641
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: numbers specifically, Holy ship. Good. You know what, guys, I'm

642
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: out of here. You did your job as far as

643
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: I can. Sir. Wait, did you get a new I

644
00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: d H? Yeah, dude, but like did it the fine?

645
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: I just up did the address in the fine? Maybe

646
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: he's gonna go back to the D m V and

647
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Do the horse gap with his idea

648
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: in the fire. I have a passport. It establishes both

649
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: identity and citizenship. It's Saturday night at Antonio's, a trendy restaurant,

650
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: so are a waiter does his damnedest with three different

651
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: two tops in one section. Here we are, salmon for them.

652
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: That's not what I ordered. I said, Sam for the lady, sir,

653
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: salmon for the lady, all right, and there we are.

654
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: That's not what I ordered, sir. You ordered the sirloin

655
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: and this is Oh. He doesn't like it when it's

656
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: in that shape. Can you take it back and reshape

657
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 1: it absolutely what shape would you like that in the

658
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: shape of the steak, and god damn, I'm steak. Just

659
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: google steak. The first thing that comes up, that's the shape,

660
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: like it's just that we okay, yeah, but we are

661
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: then oriented here so most of our things are done.

662
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: But it doesn't number one Google image for steak. That's

663
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: what I want right away, sir. I guess I'll be

664
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: right with you. To me one sect. I'm sorry, just

665
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: trying to get some water sitting here for everybody tweeny minutes. Yeah,

666
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:32,720
Speaker 1: thank you. Fucking slam guys, I'm slim. Water cannot move that, Jessica.

667
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: Just get me two waters? Please? Can I get? I

668
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: cannot give you two water unless you put it through

669
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: the system and it doesn't help you. Slam. We're all

670
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: slam back here here we are water and a water.

671
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: That's not what I ordered, sir. I have your steak

672
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: of still being shaped. Um, I'm talking to these two,

673
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: so please absolutely, okay, honey, what did you want? I'll

674
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: take the specials. I can take the specials. We looked

675
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: at the menu. Okay, sure you know what I'm my bad,

676
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: let's hear the spec no, honey, yeah, see if we

677
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: go through this every time. She doesn't like the specialists. Understood. Sure, okay, well,

678
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: if you know what you'd like to right with you?

679
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: What do I like? What my favorites would be the

680
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: maccaroni cheese bites? Confidently I was. I was reading the

681
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,959
Speaker 1: list because we just favorite should be from your heart.

682
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: We just changed the name. Would you change the menu? Um?

683
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: So what can I get you? Well? I think we'll

684
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: take definitely the macaroni bits you said bites. We'll take

685
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: that as an advertizer. And then uh, I like the paniata.

686
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: Gotta get that with chicken. Sure, all right, great? And

687
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: then honey, uh yeah, just the side of Marianara. She

688
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: does that, A side of Marinari, side of Maria. Some

689
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 1: bread I mean some bread, of course, of course, absolutely, Okay,

690
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: I'll put that all in. Excuse yes, what are you

691
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: bringing the dessert cart around? Please let go my arm, sir,

692
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,439
Speaker 1: you need to gain some muscle. Okay, he's not wrong.

693
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. My husband had an incredibly stressful day at

694
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 1: the office. I did too, and we came here to relax.

695
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: We heard great things and not having a great time.

696
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: I will I will change that house. I'm not having

697
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: a great time. Is Antonio here, then he's I mean

698
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: he's an old friend. Oh you know you know? Okay,

699
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: everyone awesome, Okay, then I will I'll make sure that

700
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: he knows that you're here, and I'll get your stick

701
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: out to you and you can mention that I'm here too.

702
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: My wife is a person. Yes, thank you, honey. You

703
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: can mention that I'm also here. Antonio knows me too.

704
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: Thank you for looking me in the eyes for the

705
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,919
Speaker 1: first time. I'm sorry. What's my wife? And the eyes

706
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: all my arm? Please, I'll be right there with you.

707
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 1: Think Hi, sir, Hi, how can I help you? First

708
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: of all, welcome and thank you to you as well.

709
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm drolled and I'm from hunger stopping prush. Oh

710
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: oh yes, yes, I want you to treat me like

711
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: you treat anybody else. Of course, No, no, we wouldn't

712
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't think of it. Why don't I bring you out

713
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: the chefs special tonight? Is that sounds great? Okay? Right

714
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: back with that, guys, I slammed out here, okay, fired

715
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: two f two steaks. Also, we got the number one

716
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: food critic. I just took him. I'll put them in

717
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: just one second. Will you. Thank you for doing it

718
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: too little, too late, chef. How's that? How's that stake coming?

719
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: It's coming, it's common. Doesn't look like a steak I'm

720
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: trying to get. I'm looking at Google image right now.

721
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: The internet's a little slow. He knows the owner, by

722
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: the way, SI staks, rut of steaks, No, out of

723
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: steaks is the last one. Okay, that's fine. That's gonna

724
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: make tonight really fine. Said you could get Antonio to

725
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 1: come by a table? Well, I just because he said

726
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: was he was an old friend. Oh now, we gotta

727
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: pick one of you to be Antonio. Somebody, Bobby, what

728
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: do you wight mean on? Oh? Yeah? Here if he

729
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: puts on a blazer, looks like Antonio was the pasting

730
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: director for three years. All right, this again, everybody. We

731
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 1: have the biggest food critic in the city. Here, he's

732
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,959
Speaker 1: sitting at table twelve. Alright, why would a food critic

733
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: let you know that he's here? That's his thing? Right

734
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: right right? Little head's up, which appreciated. Who's gonna be Antonio?

735
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: I think t T could pull it off. I can

736
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: do it, you know I can do it. Think it

737
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: for the macaronia bites al right, okay, macaronio system. Here

738
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: we are than I wanted to make it a cup

739
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: of marana. You don't have a cup? Oh, I mean

740
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: the traditionally come in ramikins. Howney, it's a cup, Thank

741
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: you sir. Yeah, I mean actually it really means a

742
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: lot to me seventeen years to do this. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,

743
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: she wants me to feed spoon. If you wouldn't mind,

744
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 1: I can probably do not you me, why did you start? Okay,

745
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 1: here we go. Open your mouth the money she's not swallowing.

746
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: Excuse me. My wife food is getting cold while it

747
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: sits in front of her and waiting for me to

748
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: get my food. Well, I would love to eat. Um.

749
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: I had a hell of a day at the office. Yes,

750
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: I work too. My wife has a I let her

751
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: have a job. Well, you'll be happy to know that

752
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: Antonio is bringing out your steak right now. Hello, Hello,

753
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: old friends, Hello, old friends, I haven't seen you in

754
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: a while. Your son of a bitch. Why don't you

755
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 1: guys do your old handshake? And oh you still got it?

756
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 1: I gotta get you out on the golf course. I love.

757
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: I'd also love to play as my wife plays. Golf.

758
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna like this blanc. It looks really tasty.

759
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: It's our favorite, and we find that it's a nice

760
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 1: way to He's into the evening, uh, you know, with

761
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: the meals and whatnot. Could you bring me a straw? Absolutely? Absolutely,

762
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: And I'll have you know that, uh Antonio himself is

763
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: here tonight. He's aware that you were here. And I

764
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: just I just I barely mentioned it. I said, you know,

765
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: I said, we have another guests at table twelve, and

766
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,439
Speaker 1: we treat all of our guests like they are then everyone.

767
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: I hate to interrupt you too, Hi, I'm putting over there,

768
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: and we're very displeased with our field. Not not not

769
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: not not not not now, ma'am. I is what I'd

770
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: love to know. Okay, I have a salmon that is

771
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: getting salmonella right now. Well, it's only that it's only

772
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: because you haven't had she hasn't eaten yet. M Hi.

773
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: I'm not sure who you are, but our steak came

774
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: down not shaped like a steak at all. My husband lived,

775
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm starving. I had a day at we do round

776
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: steak here. Um okay, So as we know that this

777
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: can all be handled and this is no effect over here.

778
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm not getting up. I got up. I made my

779
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: wife get up. It was fine. I volunteered. You didn't

780
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: make me. Can do that. It's the nineties. Okay, just

781
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: give me once. Excuse me. I know you haven't left

782
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: the table. Yeah, I was just about to leave. I

783
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: was still waiting for the straw. Of course, I'll be

784
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: right back. Guys, guys, guys, guys, lit up. Listen up, Martel, Look,

785
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: this is really important. Everybody, fire cats, hold all orders, everything,

786
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: rest turn the house. We did not take orders from you. Honey,

787
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: push push the buttons. Make sure that everything goes off

788
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: and stops a big factory. Yeh me, I need you

789
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: to take over at least two Carl's table. No, no,

790
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm not drowning. Guys, I just Carl, stand

791
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: down your weed. It like a little boys problem. We

792
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: need buried back here. Man, make sure you take care

793
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: of the critic. Alright, I'm going to be a problem. Okay,

794
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 1: get out there and make cheese. Wait, towyste of a job, absolutely,

795
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: one table at a time. Hello, here's your steak shaped steak.

796
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: This looks like a steak. What's your name? My name

797
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: is tammy. Dammy. All right, we're going to remember that

798
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: tammy and it will be reflected in a tip. Okay,

799
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: thank you. That's what I like to hear. And I

800
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: eat up your little sucking pigs. I like her. I

801
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: like her. Yeah. Oh, here you go, honey. Let me

802
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: just pour this at your throat. Oh she's cute. Where

803
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: did you get this one? St? Louis? Oh that's where

804
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: they all come from? How's everything, ben? Tonight? Here I

805
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 1: brought you these free things, and we got a few

806
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: pennies coming your way. And just here has an eye

807
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: pad for her to play a game, and she can

808
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: also communicate with it is look at the different word

809
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: of the eyes and you can know what she said. Hello,

810
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: big boy, Hello, I was just leaving a curly straw.

811
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. I hope you like

812
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: you're saving young Blanc with the side of mouth roller coaster,

813
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: because this thing's gonna suck a doozy do hold on,

814
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: hold on? What the hell is going on in here?

815
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: Antonio going on inside of my restaurant? Who's that impostor

816
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: pretending to be Antonio? The handshake dog dog furn do

817
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: Doug furn Oh my god, I haven't seen you since

818
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: we was golfings And what about me? Tiffany wife, she

819
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: can do anything she wants. Yeah, oh my god, Wait

820
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: a minute. If it's you Antonio, then who was that

821
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: son of a bit visited the table? Somebody's working? Do

822
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: we got a problem? Damn me, damny, damn me, make

823
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: this right? What is it going on? What do you

824
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: want to know? Antonio? Ain't seeing you for a minute.

825
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: Damn me. Please, I haven't seen you for a minute.

826
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm not starting ship. If you want me

827
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 1: to start ship, I can start some ship. Come on.

828
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: This is a family restori, is it? Then tell my family?

829
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Speaker 1: Come on. I don't want to see that boy. He's

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Speaker 1: not my son, always not because he's sure looks like okay,

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Speaker 1: come on, come on. It is the best goddamn steak

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Speaker 1: I've had in my life. By the way, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: all I want you to do is have the most

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Speaker 1: fantastic meet in the world. Yes, beautiful, hey, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the semion. I will enjoy it. Damn me. Get

836
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Speaker 1: clean this up here? Oh yeah, you want me to

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Speaker 1: clean it up and then clean it up messes for

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Speaker 1: you for years? Oh my god? Like, oh, look, at

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Speaker 1: my eyes. I just gave that mother fluck over there

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Speaker 1: curly straw and made his night. I just got you

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Speaker 1: five stars, first stars, yelping. Yeah, let me talk to

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Speaker 1: that boy. Hey, Senora, Hello, my name's Droll. Sorry, I'm

843
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Speaker 1: sorry for what he was mid slurpe. You might recognize

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Speaker 1: me from Hunger Stops Hunger Stop a press, one of

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Speaker 1: the most prized food blogs online. And Tony, are you

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Speaker 1: really keeping up at the time? Hey, somebody's going to

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Speaker 1: do the work, Timmy. Oh, I've been doing the work, honey.

848
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Speaker 1: I put everything through the system. I must say these

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Speaker 1: bronk He's great, fantastic. We only have one on the menu.

850
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Speaker 1: So I'm glad you like. That's the way I do

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Speaker 1: it all the way from Rhode Island. That's the way

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Speaker 1: his staff does it because he usually does not deign

853
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Speaker 1: to be here. Don't make me Come on, how do

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Speaker 1: you do this? Night? Three four to somewhere between two six? Wow?

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Speaker 1: So it's a good night. Yeah, but I what appen?

856
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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm cut off of that. What are

857
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Speaker 1: you talking about? No, f and I listen. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: you pulling strings to get me in there. And roommates

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Speaker 1: and everything. I think I did more than strings. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean you you've you've got me the job. My

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Speaker 1: name is on the line here, I've been there five nights.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me pull this review up. You gotta

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Speaker 1: read this review and hunger stop. Come. What did you do?

864
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Speaker 1: What did you do? It's so simple. People order you

865
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Speaker 1: write it down, you grab it, you bring it to him,

866
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Speaker 1: They eat it. I don't think it's that simple. Really, Well,

867
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Speaker 1: here's the first sentence of the blog of the review.

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Speaker 1: Well it started off good, except there was this smug

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Speaker 1: son of a bitch friend of me as my waiter,

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Speaker 1: and he didn't bring me my straw. But luckily Tammy

871
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Speaker 1: aim through. I've never known you to be smuck. That's

872
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Speaker 1: not a thing I feel like. I feel like in

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Speaker 1: that moment, is that this guy's problem. It might be well,

874
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Speaker 1: he goes on to really, she brought the curliest strive

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Speaker 1: ever scene. It was so good. How did you not

876
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: know to bring the curly strong? Who would think that?

877
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. I didn't even know they had

878
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Speaker 1: curly str That's what I'm saying. You had it wrong.

879
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: That's not fair. She's good. It's changing the rules. I

880
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Speaker 1: didn't realize the backstep on what's going on down a tony,

881
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: it's bad. Actually, I'm gonna scroll down real quickly this

882
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: sentence that really just drives the point home home. Yeah,

883
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Speaker 1: and if anyone's reading this, I hope they fire that

884
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: smug son of a bitch. Well, there it is. I

885
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: think it's about me. Alright, Well back to the circus.

886
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: I still got it in there. Yeah, you're gonna put

887
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Speaker 1: your name on the line again for you gotta you

888
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 1: got a meeting tomorrow morning. Fire. We gotta fire two jugglers. Okay,

889
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta fire quick. Okay, put them through

890
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: the system. We can't just get the jugglers. We got

891
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: an horror for just let him go way. I didn't

892
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: even see you down there. Come on, man, Russia, throw

893
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: them back, guys. This is my first day. I am.

894
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: I'm in the second A woman that can ride a

895
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,720
Speaker 1: horse with one ft and it's all about this fucker.

896
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Speaker 1: I'm Tonight's MC, I'm in the second ring. Let's go, ladies,

897
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Speaker 1: And how did he fuck that up? How did he

898
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Speaker 1: fuck that? Excuse me my wife as a lady, and

899
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Speaker 1: you weren't looking at it? I have, yes, the greatest

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Speaker 1: show for the ages. What do we look everybody? Hold on,

901
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Speaker 1: hold on, wait, wait, what is it? I am get

902
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:53,959
Speaker 1: that spot on it writer. I feel like I feel

903
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: like I've been putting on all these positions, but I'm

904
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Speaker 1: not I'm not good at it because that's not what

905
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be doing. You know, like, I don't

906
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: feel like I failed yet because I don't feel like

907
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: I've actually attended to do what I'm supposed to be doing.

908
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: How do you find that? How do you know what

909
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 1: what you're calling is what your purposes? This is great

910
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: on the Lion's gonna eat him. I can't wait. Now,

911
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: this is what I've been talking. This is why we

912
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: pay the big bucks to go to the best circus.

913
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: Just look at this Anat Sure I can put my

914
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 1: head in this lion's mouth, but like, what's what is

915
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: this prove to anybody? Wow? I'm sure I can go deeper. No,

916
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,879
Speaker 1: my dad, he's coming out of day my head pop

917
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 1: right out of the lion's aunts. But is this what

918
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 1: I was here on earth to do? I'm gonna write

919
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: about this ring wranglers rush, I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm

920
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt. I just in that there's a circus

921
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 1: going on. But my name is Dan bringing them black Bailey. Mr. Yes,

922
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm Dan Bailey. Yes I've heard of you. Yes you

923
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 1: have heard of me? Of me? Am I in trouble?

924
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: You're not in trouble. Stuff the circus, everybody, This is

925
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: Dan Bailey. What what? What brings you to the to

926
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: the big top? For you? Looking for new talent? Me?

927
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: You think I've got what it takes? What it takes?

928
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: You just came out of line's ass. Do you think

929
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: this audience thinks I've got what it takes? Don't do

930
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: I think I've got what it takes? Oh? Yeah, and

931
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: we hope you've enjoyed this episode about for me this ah,

932
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: we somehow survived and managed to make your life just

933
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: a little bit better. You're welcome right to us at

934
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your

935
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. We'd love to

936
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: hear from you. Let's thank our alchemist. I gave it all.

937
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: Three of them are bleeding, Jane, Thank you. I such

938
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: a great time today. Check it out Bear Supply second

939
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Speaker 1: and fourth Wednesdays at the West Side Comedy The If

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Speaker 1: you had to explain an improv comedy, fast paced, high energy,

941
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Speaker 1: high energy long form with a couple of times, a

942
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Speaker 1: lot of yelling at the beginning. Well that's singing, actually,

943
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Speaker 1: it's we were singing at the beginning of that. One

944
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: guy Italian because he usually says shut up. That's Joey Greer.

945
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Speaker 1: He's in the show too. Oh yeah him then. But first,

946
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Speaker 1: Vanessa Raglan, where can people find you? You can find

947
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: me on Twitter Vanessa Raglan, or on the internet. You

948
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Speaker 1: can check out the theater Dynasty tech Writer where a

949
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: lot of my time, love love love it. Uh, go

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Speaker 1: to the website, check out some up coming show. Oh

951
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: that's exciting it So, Joey Grey were just talking about you.

952
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Speaker 1: I heard. I didn't realize you had some Italian in

953
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Speaker 1: the background. Family. Yes, okay, fair supply show you should

954
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Speaker 1: you've seen that. He loved it. I think you do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's one of your top favorite second Wednesday, every second

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Speaker 1: and fourth at nine o'clock, right, so every couple of

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Speaker 1: one poles. Yeah, you figured it out right, just show

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Speaker 1: up one day if it happens. It happened right right right,

959
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Speaker 1: and there's a website. No, no, Greg, what do you

960
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Speaker 1: got at? Kakowski on Twitter spelled with an eye like

961
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Speaker 1: a Polish last name. Why like a Russian last name?

962
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Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yeah, and put some season ks in there

963
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: and you'll figure. Yeah. God bless you in the family.

964
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado talking to me. Yeah, you can find me

965
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Speaker 1: at the Blackwood Coffee Bar drinking ice coffee is on

966
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Speaker 1: Sunset across street from the dot comic Sure sure, Oh

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Speaker 1: that's nice. Let's hear it for Raphaelbrito. Yeah, that's the difference.

968
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Speaker 1: Doug Babe, our engineer getting it done as always, and

969
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Speaker 1: all the fine folks that stuff you should know? Right

970
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Speaker 1: us again, your name here at alchemy this dot com.

971
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: Tell us all about yourself and then what you'd uh,

972
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: what you'd like to see our alchemists endeavor to provide

973
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 1: in terms of characters and stories. Isn't it how stuff works?

974
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: It is how stuff works? What did I say you

975
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: should know? Which is one of my favorite shows on

976
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Speaker 1: the How Stuff Works? Now, that's clearly what I was

977
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Speaker 1: thinking about. I appreciate the correction because that's what we're

978
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Speaker 1: all about here, helping each other, having each other's right.

979
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Speaker 1: I got you back, I got your anything. Oh, I'm

980
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: so glad you did, because it's been great having you

981
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Speaker 1: a part of this. Now to go against the Canada,

982
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: I think we learned an important lesson. All right to it,

983
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Speaker 1: said your name here at ay this dot com, and

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Speaker 1: tell us how much you loved Vanessa Rack. Until next

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Speaker 1: time alchemy there