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Speaker 1: Do know who needs to hear this? It's a jewel show,

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Speaker 1: not that not that nobody needs to hear that, but

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Speaker 1: I know who needs why not? What do people do?

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Speaker 1: It was just a joke. Um, but the person who

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Speaker 1: texts it in at four one, six one that says, hey,

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Speaker 1: when are you guys going to do? I don't know

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Speaker 1: who needs to hear this? But again, so I do

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Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this? And instead of but

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Speaker 1: either way, it's time for I don't know who needs

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Speaker 1: to hear this? But where you say I don't know

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Speaker 1: who needs to hear this? Butt and then you say

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Speaker 1: something that somebody needs to hear and we'll start with

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Speaker 1: Alex Freya. All right, Well, I don't know who needs

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Speaker 1: to hear this. But Walmart sells a five pack of

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Speaker 1: Father's Day cards. Oh they do for five years. No

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Speaker 1: baby mamas that have fives? Yeah, what's kind of different daddies?

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Speaker 1: I like how he sees doesn't even cross his baby

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Speaker 1: daddy's like, oh, the same innocent for five year years.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. It would be a funny joke. Five years

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Speaker 1: in a row. Give the same card. Freaking no, it's

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Speaker 1: for five different baby daddies okay, so it's a bit

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Speaker 1: more sinister or if like you have like three or four,

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Speaker 1: you know, still works, you know, and then you have

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Speaker 1: your dads. So which Walmart sells a five pack of

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Speaker 1: Father's Day cards? Right now? Do you you think the average

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Speaker 1: number of baby daddies people have are probably two too?

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Speaker 1: I think two is a good number. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I think on average one you think? So? Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: average must be one? Right, No, definitely. Where I grew

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Speaker 1: I don't think it is. Oh yeah, sorry, We're not

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Speaker 1: as good as everybody. When I grew up, I had

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Speaker 1: families let stayed together forever. One one baby mama, one

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Speaker 1: baby daddy, yes, and one butler and one butler who's

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Speaker 1: sometimes filled in for the baby daddys when the baby

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Speaker 1: daddy was away on vacation. His name was Javin Um

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Speaker 1: All right, English, Evan. I don't know who needs to

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Speaker 1: hear this. But I don't know who needs to hear this.

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Speaker 1: But you playing shotless basketball against me is just gross.

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Speaker 1: Oh I hate I know, Like it's like an American

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Speaker 1: pass time to do shots to be skins. Yes, but

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Speaker 1: when you rub up against me with that sweet, most

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Speaker 1: likely very hairy body, absolutely and like I haven't hit

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Speaker 1: pubasy yet, so I'm like dry. I'm dry like a

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Speaker 1: piece of bread. Yeah, so when they like you can

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Speaker 1: see the streak of wetness on me, it is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: There's dudes that do that at the gym. They'll pull

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Speaker 1: off their shirt and you're like, noah, And it's usually

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Speaker 1: somebody who shouldn't be pulling off their shirt, like a

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Speaker 1: big hairy dude with one of those solid bellies, and

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Speaker 1: it's just like and and of course they want to

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Speaker 1: body up on you, yes, exactly. They want to put

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Speaker 1: their sweaty body all over you. And it's like, dude,

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Speaker 1: all right, great, I came here to play a little

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Speaker 1: pickup basketball, not get HEPSI. Okay, So well, there's two

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Speaker 1: men in the room that are, you know, green, with

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Speaker 1: the same thing. So did you do most of one

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Speaker 1: not care something? So yeah, they don't care. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if they do. Yeah, I think some guys care

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Speaker 1: and some don't. But if you're gonna play basketball and

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Speaker 1: then there's a dude on the other team or the

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Speaker 1: whole other team needs to take off their shirt, You're like,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna have to extra shower after this.

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Speaker 1: I know that we were trying to do something the

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Speaker 1: backyard jewel a couple of days ago, like a there

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Speaker 1: was a drip of sweat of yours that fell in

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Speaker 1: my hand. I'm like, oh, yeah, just a drip, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a drip. Imagine a big sweaty dude. It was

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Speaker 1: a big hues drop. Imagine a big sweaty dude with

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Speaker 1: his body all up against you, trying to trying to

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Speaker 1: score a basket. Thank you. I've had I've had a

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Speaker 1: man's hair come off on me, hair like hair. It

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Speaker 1: looked like pubiic hair that had been stuck onto me

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Speaker 1: because he was so sweaty. That the god, dude, that's

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Speaker 1: so gross and I'm not hairy this, So I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's not mine? Can you next time? Do you have one?

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Speaker 1: I did? I did have one new. I got so

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Speaker 1: sidetracked on hairy, sweaty dudes in the gym taking off

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Speaker 1: their shirt there everywhere that I can't remember what mine was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how about this. I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: but cancel that free trial. Oh yes, yeah, before you

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Speaker 1: get so many of them. I know there's going to

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Speaker 1: your Apple subscriptions. Yes, that's the thing that they do

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Speaker 1: you'd like, they'll make it very hard to unsubscribe for something,

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Speaker 1: and you have to go into your Apple subscriptions to

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Speaker 1: actually unsubscribe from apps that will charge you a bunch

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Speaker 1: of money. Yea, yeah, before you know, you've paid like

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Speaker 1: forty five dollars a month for something you didn't even need. Yep,

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Speaker 1: texting four one to six one, what's here? I don't

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Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this, but and maybe we'll

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Speaker 1: share it later on the show. All right, anything you

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