Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: Guess he's doing the phone tap, Ell Scarry. So Joanna
Speaker 2: wants to play a phone tap on her brother Donnie
Speaker 2: with the help of his roommate Steve. Donnie just finished
Speaker 2: renovating his apartment after the condo complex screwed it up
Speaker 2: the first time, So I'm going to start to call
Speaker 2: to Donnie as a construction guy from the building with
Speaker 2: an issue. Wow, Donnie, Hi, how are you? This is
Speaker 2: LOUI okay, you super let me into your apartment. I'm
Speaker 2: standing here and there's a bit of an issue because
Speaker 2: we were upstairs doing construction and we hit a water line.
Speaker 1: So the extent of the damage there seems to be.
Speaker 2: Water coming up through your toilet and it's it's already
Speaker 2: been overflowed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've already screwed up my apartment. I just got
Speaker 1: done with redoing it.
Speaker 2: I spoke to a Steve. Is that your roommate? Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: he's on his way here. The only thing is all
Speaker 2: your neighbors who have gone to the bathroom in the
Speaker 2: last twenty four hours, all their waste and elimination is
Speaker 2: coming up through your toilet right now, outstanding, If you
Speaker 2: don't mind, could take some towels from your closet and maybe,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: What, do you big cowls are going to do? Well,
Speaker 1: maybe big towels are gonna do anything.
Speaker 2: I could try and block the door.
Speaker 1: What I can't understand is how is it that a
Speaker 1: multi million dollar company manages a simple excavation twice in
Speaker 1: a matter of fifteen months? Can you explain that to me?
Speaker 2: Because it was my lunch time, so I decided to
Speaker 2: go on lunch. They don't pay me enough.
Speaker 1: If you have to lunch, the whole job shuts down.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to say? It's my lunch,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go do my thing because they don't
Speaker 2: pay me enough to sit around and babies hit these morons.
Speaker 2: I come in, I inspect, and I leave.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: I think somebody's at the door.
Speaker 1: What hey, how are you show us up?
Speaker 2: I got your roommate on the phone. Yeah, here, here's
Speaker 2: your roommate, yo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just stay at work. You don't even come here
Speaker 1: right now? This guy, you know what, this guy tells
Speaker 1: me he had to take lunch. They about the water, mate, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty bop. We got a couple of floaters here.
Speaker 1: Excellent.
Speaker 2: Let me talk to him. Let me talk to him.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to that idiots anymore.
Speaker 2: It's really getting bad in here. It's starting to really
Speaker 2: like smell.
Speaker 1: Bed No, but documented unbelievable. I do chill right now.
Speaker 2: Who are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Hey, do you mind if I grab a beer? Just way,
Speaker 1: way way, hold yo, beers out here? Do you have
Speaker 1: anything in your fridge? Is this guy serious? This guy's beer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't go over there. I will beat that idiot.
Speaker 2: Hey, sir, listen, it wasn't the way it sounded. Just
Speaker 2: this is the time to just kind of take a chill.
Speaker 2: We kind of cool out, but we have a cold one.
Speaker 2: It's mill of time, you know, fun again.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I will leave on and I'll knock all your
Speaker 1: teeth out.
Speaker 2: Oh, he is not happy. Here, take the phone, Joe.
Speaker 1: So I've already had this happened. This is a health hazard.
Speaker 1: He's a center without a fair in the world too,
Speaker 1: because it's not good place. That looks like a dropout
Speaker 1: like they got him from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I failed out of radio. And by the way,
Speaker 2: this is Scary Jones, Melbs, the Rand in the Morning Show,
Speaker 2: You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Johannah Jolie, your sister and your roommate.
Speaker 2: This would be a hot button for you since something
Speaker 2: similar to this happened to you before.
Speaker 1: Good god, dude, I didn't sound like too much of it,
Speaker 1: as did I because I listened to that show periodically
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of guys in there sound like idiots.
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