WEBVTT - Waste Explosion in Your Apartment 

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess he's doing the phone tap, Ell Scarry. So Joanna

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<v Speaker 2>wants to play a phone tap on her brother Donnie

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<v Speaker 2>with the help of his roommate Steve. Donnie just finished

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<v Speaker 2>renovating his apartment after the condo complex screwed it up

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<v Speaker 2>the first time, So I'm going to start to call

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<v Speaker 2>to Donnie as a construction guy from the building with

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<v Speaker 2>an issue. Wow, Donnie, Hi, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 2>LOUI okay, you super let me into your apartment. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>standing here and there's a bit of an issue because

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<v Speaker 2>we were upstairs doing construction and we hit a water line.

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<v Speaker 1>So the extent of the damage there seems to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Water coming up through your toilet and it's it's already

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<v Speaker 2>been overflowed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've already screwed up my apartment. I just got

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<v Speaker 1>done with redoing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I spoke to a Steve. Is that your roommate? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's on his way here. The only thing is all

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<v Speaker 2>your neighbors who have gone to the bathroom in the

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<v Speaker 2>last twenty four hours, all their waste and elimination is

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<v Speaker 2>coming up through your toilet right now, outstanding, If you

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind, could take some towels from your closet and maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What, do you big cowls are going to do? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe big towels are gonna do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I could try and block the door.

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<v Speaker 1>What I can't understand is how is it that a

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<v Speaker 1>multi million dollar company manages a simple excavation twice in

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of fifteen months? Can you explain that to me?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it was my lunch time, so I decided to

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<v Speaker 2>go on lunch. They don't pay me enough.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have to lunch, the whole job shuts down.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want me to say? It's my lunch,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna go do my thing because they don't

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<v Speaker 2>pay me enough to sit around and babies hit these morons.

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<v Speaker 2>I come in, I inspect, and I leave.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>I think somebody's at the door.

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<v Speaker 1>What hey, how are you show us up?

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<v Speaker 2>I got your roommate on the phone. Yeah, here, here's

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<v Speaker 2>your roommate, yo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just stay at work. You don't even come here

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<v Speaker 1>right now? This guy, you know what, this guy tells

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<v Speaker 1>me he had to take lunch. They about the water, mate, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty bop. We got a couple of floaters here.

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<v Speaker 1>Excellent.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me talk to him. Let me talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk to that idiots anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really getting bad in here. It's starting to really

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<v Speaker 2>like smell.

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<v Speaker 1>Bed No, but documented unbelievable. I do chill right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, do you mind if I grab a beer? Just way,

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<v Speaker 1>way way, hold yo, beers out here? Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>anything in your fridge? Is this guy serious? This guy's beer? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't go over there. I will beat that idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, sir, listen, it wasn't the way it sounded. Just

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<v Speaker 2>this is the time to just kind of take a chill.

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<v Speaker 2>We kind of cool out, but we have a cold one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mill of time, you know, fun again.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise I will leave on and I'll knock all your

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<v Speaker 1>teeth out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he is not happy. Here, take the phone, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've already had this happened. This is a health hazard.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a center without a fair in the world too,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's not good place. That looks like a dropout

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<v Speaker 1>like they got him from.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I failed out of radio. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>this is Scary Jones, Melbs, the Rand in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 2>You've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's Johannah Jolie, your sister and your roommate.

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<v Speaker 2>This would be a hot button for you since something

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<v Speaker 2>similar to this happened to you before.

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<v Speaker 1>Good god, dude, I didn't sound like too much of it,

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<v Speaker 1>as did I because I listened to that show periodically

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a lot of guys in there sound like idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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