WEBVTT - Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tapping?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, scary, So Vivian wants a phone tap her

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<v Speaker 1>roommate Carol. They live in an area where it's really

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<v Speaker 1>hard to find parking, so Carol takes up two parking

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<v Speaker 1>spaces when she can't to save one for Vivian when

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<v Speaker 1>she gets on. Yeah. So Vivian has already set up

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<v Speaker 1>Carol and told her the crazy neighbor is looking for

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<v Speaker 1>an explanation for all this. So I call Carol. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see what happens. I'm scary his phone tap. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>is this the tall girl with the long hair or

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<v Speaker 1>the short girl with the short hair? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jimmy, Jimmy from Where Where do you live? Jimmy?

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<v Speaker 1>I live on the block? Listen? No, no, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to you. Where on the block do you live?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one? That is not my car on? If you

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<v Speaker 1>keep calling me like this, I'm going to call the

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<v Speaker 1>cops for harassment. All I'm saying is this, I've observed

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<v Speaker 1>in the past that you come home, you leave about

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<v Speaker 1>a half of carlingked in front of you, and a

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<v Speaker 1>half of Carlington back of you, and then when your

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<v Speaker 1>friend gets home, you move the car way up so

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<v Speaker 1>she could fit her car in back. And what that is?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Only that is because we came home very

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<v Speaker 1>late and she needed to have a spot. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you bitching about? What else do you have to say

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<v Speaker 1>to me or two girls? Don't you think it's unfair?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course it's unfair, but you know why we did

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<v Speaker 1>it because our neighbor did the same exact thing. Which

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor are you're talking about? Because I don't mean to

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<v Speaker 1>be the neighborhood watch here, but I'm saying that when

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<v Speaker 1>I come home being the neighborhood watch. I'm brand new

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<v Speaker 1>to the neighborhood and I see how everyone around here is,

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<v Speaker 1>so why should we be any different. I just think

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<v Speaker 1>it's unfair that other people don't have a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>park and you save a parking space for someone who

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<v Speaker 1>comes home late at night. I had to because we

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<v Speaker 1>were coming home very late. Okay, I think that instead

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<v Speaker 1>of watching the guards outside, you should be doing something

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<v Speaker 1>else with your life. I am a dude gooder. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to make sure everything is right in the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, what stop past me? If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>stop prosting me. I'm calling the cops. Who are you

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<v Speaker 1>and how did you get my number? My name is

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy and I got your number from your landlord. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you know what. You cannot call me to ask

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<v Speaker 1>me over a parking spot. It really is is none

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<v Speaker 1>of your business. Do you want me to go ram

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<v Speaker 1>the ass of your car? Because I will. I'll ram

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<v Speaker 1>your car. I don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah, really you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do that. Okay, Well, I'm calling the cops to

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<v Speaker 1>have a nice day. I'm gonna come outside for the

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<v Speaker 1>cops and I'm gonna roll your car forward as much

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<v Speaker 1>as you can go. I'm gonna show them how much

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<v Speaker 1>wasted space there is between parking spaces. So do whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you want to wherever you want. I don't care. Okay, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Just so you know, I observe you with a pencil

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<v Speaker 1>and paper every single day, and I see what goes on.

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<v Speaker 1>I watch your every move. Call me okay, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get a telescope and I'm going to look into your

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<v Speaker 1>apartment and see what you're doing every move you make.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, you better shut them up right now. You've

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<v Speaker 1>done every breath you take dare you. I'll be watching you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be watching where you park. Why do you keep

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<v Speaker 1>calling me? You are not going to tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>to do? You know that you've been phone tapped than man. Hey, Carol,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been phone tapped. You're really good. I hear you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the phone taps all the time. Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you're on one. Yeah, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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