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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who works at the food

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Speaker 1: court and the mall, and we've heard that during his breaks,

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Speaker 1: he likes to walk over to Macy's and use their

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Speaker 1: free cologne samples so that I can smell nice for

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend after work.

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Speaker 2: Betty gets extra tips too. Nice thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, his girlfriend took that sweet little gesture and asked

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Speaker 1: us to use it against him for a prank.

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Speaker 2: That is dbus. She's a good girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: The only person who could pull off something that ruthless

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Speaker 1: is Brooke. Oh, so she's gonna make this dude awfully

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now?

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Speaker 3: Another pretzels.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking for an employee there named Eli.

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Speaker 3: This is Eli.

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Speaker 2: Oh, funny, you're Eli. We have a problem.

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Speaker 3: Okay, who is this?

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Speaker 2: My name's Betty and I'm the director of Macy's employee operation.

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Speaker 3: Okay, did you call to order some pretzels or something?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I called to discuss your breaks from the

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Speaker 2: pretzel shop. Do you ever happen to walk over into

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Speaker 2: the Macy's store? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I guess occasionally.

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Speaker 2: Okay, occasionally. It's funny.

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Speaker 3: What's going on here? I'm kind of confused.

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Speaker 2: I just need to know when you're inside Macy's. Do

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Speaker 2: you ever peruse the store? We have you on security camera.

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Speaker 3: What are you saying I stole something? Because that's not

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Speaker 3: anything I would ever.

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Speaker 2: Does in the sky. You lie, they don't lie.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you I didn't steal anything. I really didn't.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, played dumb.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you the issue I've gotten back over the

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Speaker 2: security tapes and the days you work at the pretzel shop.

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Speaker 2: I see you go buy the men's section and do

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Speaker 2: a little sprits of the sample cologne. But what so

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Speaker 2: you're just okay with stealing from the store.

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Speaker 3: Response samples?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a sample cologne with a three sprits limit?

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: It's clearly written on the post it right on the glass.

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Speaker 2: Three sprints is per customer.

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Speaker 3: I never seen that something written on the glass. How

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Speaker 3: am I supposed to know?

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Speaker 2: It's always playing? I get it all right, Listen. I

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Speaker 2: spoke to my supervisor about it, and he wanted to

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Speaker 2: press charges.

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Speaker 3: For using a sample cologne over.

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Speaker 2: The given limit. Using the sample cologne, that's not using anymore.

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Speaker 2: That's stealing. At that point, I.

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Speaker 3: Didn't know there was a limit.

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Speaker 2: It's not clear listen. I talked him down, but only

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Speaker 2: if you pay us back for the colone that you used.

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Speaker 3: You're telling me I have to pay you back for

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Speaker 3: free samples that everyone uses when they come in there.

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Speaker 2: It's not free after three. That's our slogan around here. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to need your credit card right now,

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Speaker 2: and we can just charge the three hundred and eighty

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Speaker 2: two dollars in ninety n It's that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: I'm not paying four hundred dollars for sample.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say four hundred, did I, Ela.

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Speaker 3: I'm just about four hundred.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you do not know how lucky you are, sir.

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Speaker 2: I mean, just last week we had someone arrested for

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Speaker 2: trying on too many pairs of shoes.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now you're just crazy. This is what we.

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Speaker 2: Crossed at in the day. I don't care if nothing fit,

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Speaker 2: but you do not take advantage of us.

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Speaker 3: I'm not taking advantage of you. I work at the

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Speaker 3: mall just around the corner, so I don't understand why

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Speaker 3: you just didn't say something to be.

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Speaker 2: They'll hire anyone these days, won't they.

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Speaker 3: I don't like this. I'm gonna have to just come

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Speaker 3: down there and talk to somebody and sort this out.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'll have you know, if you set foot on

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Speaker 2: our premises, I'll have our security guard roll you so

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Speaker 2: hard your future children will have a headache when they're born.

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Speaker 3: What you're threatening me?

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Speaker 2: Oh, don't you cry to your girlfriend about it? Jasmine?

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Speaker 2: What Jasmine, she's actually the one who ratted you out. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and that's a radio station to do a prank phone

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Speaker 2: call on you. What This is actually brug from the

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Speaker 2: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

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Speaker 2: a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Your girlfriend, Jasmine said he liked to take breaks at

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Speaker 2: Macy's and then go try to smell good for her

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Speaker 2: or something.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe she would even tell people about that,

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Speaker 3: Like it is kind of embarrassing, but I was, Oh

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Speaker 3: my god.

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Speaker 2: You just got to spread it out a little bit,

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Speaker 2: you know, hit up a couple different department stores, hit

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Speaker 2: the three springs limit at each one. That's how I

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, that's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 2: And I love the free deodorant section. It's great.

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Speaker 3: I haven't heard of that section, but you know, yeah,

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Speaker 3: maybe I won't be buying deodorant anymore either.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning was Funk Tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,