Speaker 1: You know it's going to be a good second date
Speaker 1: update when the guy starts with well, I had to
Speaker 1: lie to her. Yeah, I mean I just had to.
Speaker 1: It was no other option. Yeah, I want to hear
Speaker 1: the lie what you're about to We're gonna hear it
Speaker 1: in just a second with a brand new second date update.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much for being here on a Monday or
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Hey, here goes your brand new one.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being here, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date updates.
Speaker 2: If you're a single guy who wants to date and
Speaker 2: it's a Friday night, but you've got no action, no options,
Speaker 2: and what do you do?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean you stay home and play video games?
Speaker 1: Obviously you find a new hobby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't give up like that. You got to
Speaker 2: do exactly what our listener Twan did, and you go
Speaker 2: back to the well. The well, at least that's what
Speaker 2: he said in the email. I don't even know what
Speaker 2: the well is, but I'm sure a lot of our
Speaker 2: listeners want to know where they can find this mysterious
Speaker 2: well so they can visit it too.
Speaker 1: Your description makes it sound like it's dry, sounds like
Speaker 1: where the up techs come from.
Speaker 2: Let's find out, Swan. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: One you there, Bud, Yes, I am, I'm right here.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Can you explain what you mean? Because your email said
Speaker 2: you went back to the well?
Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, I went back to
Speaker 4: the well. So I went to hinge Ah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know. I had a little drink and I just
Speaker 4: sent a big mass email like, oh my matches just
Speaker 4: to say who was going to catch?
Speaker 2: Yes, I see what you're you're saying. You went back
Speaker 2: to all the old matches that you had from a
Speaker 2: long time ago, like that DMS.
Speaker 4: Yeah that we never actually linked up.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I could say that being well, because you know,
Speaker 2: all those girls were interested at least at one point.
Speaker 1: It's not and I think they literally go to a
Speaker 1: tabor you have to click like old.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, I like that. Alexis pretends like she
Speaker 2: doesn't know. Yeah, are you sure it's in the upper
Speaker 2: left corner. It's on the second page.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Can I ask you one, how many messages did
Speaker 1: you send.
Speaker 5: About thirty to forty and how many did you get?
Speaker 4: Well? One actually responded her name was killed all of them, bro.
Speaker 1: Last minute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in a short period of time, one and she
Speaker 4: was you know, I actually met up with her.
Speaker 2: It's nice to find someone who's just as desperate as you.
Speaker 2: So that feels good. Yeah, what'd you guys do?
Speaker 4: Oh? We ended up going to the bar and after
Speaker 4: a couple of Tekila shots and talking and she really
Speaker 4: looked like a picture wasn't any type of catfish or
Speaker 4: anything like that?
Speaker 1: Did you remember anything about her, like why you liked
Speaker 1: her or if you had connected earlier.
Speaker 4: Oh, she had some really nice eyes and you know,
Speaker 4: nice eyes breastleasses. Like I said, you have away with words.
Speaker 1: It started to feel like you only said the eyes
Speaker 1: to make the breast feel better.
Speaker 4: Maybe I did. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did you give those compliments directly to her?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, after a few Don Julio blancos, and the
Speaker 4: compliments kept coming.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, Brook, you wouldn't be mad at that type
Speaker 2: of compliment coming at you immediately.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean, okay, listen, like I feel like everybody,
Speaker 1: you and her know what the goal of this evening is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's an appropriate compliment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was trying to get unhings that was, but
Speaker 4: it's really good. We were at the corner of the
Speaker 4: bar by the jukebox. We were playing music. Then we
Speaker 4: ended up making out.
Speaker 1: Another like a good bar makeout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, box, I think we've all had this date.
Speaker 1: What did you actually that night? Did you actually expect
Speaker 1: to see her again?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean I asked her. I said she wanted
Speaker 4: to go back to my house, you know, at my
Speaker 4: house more Don Julio and more drinks.
Speaker 6: Than I don't think that was.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I told I'll make better drinks than the bartender.
Speaker 4: So she's very excited. She said, okay, what there is
Speaker 4: a big butt.
Speaker 2: Oh in addition to the eyes and the other body parts.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: So you know, I get a call from a couple
Speaker 4: of my friends in there. They're like, oh, we need
Speaker 4: to hang out. We need to hang out with with drinking.
Speaker 4: There's more women over here. You need to be here.
Speaker 2: So you answered the phone call while you're still with her.
Speaker 4: I did, please tell me.
Speaker 1: You were on speakerphone when they're telling you there's more women.
Speaker 4: No, no, there wasn't no speakerphone. But I saw the
Speaker 4: nine one one call and I had to decide real
Speaker 4: fast if I was going to go with my buddies
Speaker 4: or go back to my house with Tim and I.
Speaker 4: I told her that my mother had in a regular heartbeat.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh wow, you get your mom a heart.
Speaker 4: There's the bar.
Speaker 3: You invited her back and then took back the invice.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And you know she looked at me like huh, like what, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I told her I had to leave, and.
Speaker 2: She must have understood, I mean, your mom is having
Speaker 2: an emergency think midnight.
Speaker 4: I don't think she believed me, and she didn't buy it.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to call her and text message her
Speaker 4: for the last couple of days, and she hasn't been
Speaker 4: answering me.
Speaker 2: But what happened with your buddy and all of the
Speaker 2: girls that he had waiting?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, we woke up on Sunday. I mean this was Friday.
Speaker 4: We ended up leaving Friday morning.
Speaker 1: Oh why do I feel like you only woke up
Speaker 1: with your buddies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you like to believe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, so the problem is you only
Speaker 2: slept with a few girls that weekend. You need to
Speaker 2: get the one that got away, Yeah, the one.
Speaker 1: From the I mean, why do you want to call her? Honestly?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had we had really good conversations before the
Speaker 4: don Julio. She's very pretty, and I got another Friday
Speaker 4: night coming up, and there's nothing of books. Oh.
Speaker 1: One of the other twenty nine replied, poor god, it
Speaker 1: is really hard to recommend that she go out with
Speaker 1: you again, although.
Speaker 2: You did get her to say yes to coming back
Speaker 2: to your place, so she was clearly feeling something.
Speaker 4: Same page.
Speaker 1: She was on the same page as name for sure, Jose,
Speaker 1: But like after being ditched like.
Speaker 2: That sucksting, she might see it as a challenge and
Speaker 2: like want to finish what she started.
Speaker 1: Oh, some girls like it and she's just playing hard
Speaker 1: to get That's why she's not calling down guys, That's
Speaker 1: what I want.
Speaker 2: So we all want to think what we want to think.
Speaker 2: But let's see what Kim thinks when we call her
Speaker 2: and try and get you a successful second date update
Speaker 2: for your Friday night.
Speaker 1: Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second
Speaker 1: date updates.
Speaker 2: Don't you hate it when you're bringing a woman back
Speaker 2: to your place and you get blocked by your mom's
Speaker 2: fake heart condition. Darn sucks.
Speaker 1: It's so not sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's what happened to our listener Twan on
Speaker 2: the night that he met up with a beautiful woman
Speaker 2: named Kim from Hinge and right before he could bring
Speaker 2: her home, got a call from his buddies saying they
Speaker 2: had a bunch of ladies, big party, we need you here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so tough choice, but Twan chose the bros. It's like
Speaker 2: one woman or several women.
Speaker 1: I think he chose the bros.
Speaker 2: But I ended up having a fantastic weekend. But guess
Speaker 2: one the cool thing about weekends, there's another one coming up. Okay,
Speaker 2: and he wants to reconnect with Kim to see if
Speaker 2: she's available for that one, because luckily his mom is
Speaker 2: all better. Yeah, that's good news.
Speaker 1: Kim didn't find out about you going over to this party,
Speaker 1: did she?
Speaker 4: No, she didn't. I hope she never does.
Speaker 1: Okay, you.
Speaker 3: Got the call, but he was drunk and on the
Speaker 3: phone's talking really loud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was covert. She didn't have no clue.
Speaker 4: I just my friends got over excited. They said over
Speaker 4: bros and bros over. She didn't hear any of that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I trust in Twine's ability to stay covert.
Speaker 1: I don't trust in our ability to not out him
Speaker 1: in this night. Yeah, I be honest.
Speaker 2: So excited to hear her sign.
Speaker 4: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: Let's hear what Kim asked to say. She might be
Speaker 2: really excited at the chance of getting to meet up
Speaker 2: with you again, Swan.
Speaker 4: Okay, I just want to make sure that the ladies
Speaker 4: in the room have my back.
Speaker 1: As long as you're honest about your intentions with Kim,
Speaker 1: like you don't lead her on, making her think that
Speaker 1: you're going to fall in love with her or anything.
Speaker 1: I'm down.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what any of that means,
Speaker 4: but just having my back, okay, really.
Speaker 2: All right, let's all hold each other's back while I
Speaker 2: dial Kim in. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're looking to speak with Kim. This is a
Speaker 2: radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hi Kim, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 8: I'm not interested. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Well you might not be, but that this is a
Speaker 2: segment that we do. It's called a second date Update.
Speaker 1: We're not trying to sell you anything right now.
Speaker 8: Oh, a second date update.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have questions, yeah, questions about a date that
Speaker 2: you went on recently with one of our listeners, a
Speaker 2: guy named Twan.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 8: Like someone called you and was like, they want to
Speaker 8: go on a second.
Speaker 4: Date with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sort of. Twan reached out to us because he
Speaker 2: told us that you two met up the other night.
Speaker 4: Oh god, the first time, keep going, explained.
Speaker 2: Well, Twan, you know, kind of painted the image of
Speaker 2: the night. It seemed really fun. He said, you met
Speaker 2: on Hinge and you were at a bar and made
Speaker 2: out a little bit had some drinks and.
Speaker 1: It sounded like fun. Well, you know, it's like I
Speaker 1: spent a lot of Friday nights like that in my twenties.
Speaker 7: Yeah, fun, I mean yeah, look, yeah, the night was fun.
Speaker 7: I mean, I can probably tell you right now, I'm
Speaker 7: not going on a second date with Twan.
Speaker 2: Right, well wrap it up. Well, if that's how you feel,
Speaker 2: that's okay. But I think Twan's a little confused about
Speaker 2: why because he thought there was a good chance you'd
Speaker 2: meet up again.
Speaker 8: Well, did he tell you what happened on our dates?
Speaker 1: We'd love it if you could tell us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard his side of it that there, like
Speaker 2: I said, there was a bar, drinks, kissing, and before
Speaker 2: you could head back to his place, he had kind
Speaker 2: of an unfortunate situation that came up.
Speaker 1: He got a phone call.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's all true, Like we had matched before,
Speaker 7: and then.
Speaker 2: He like, right, we heard that this wasn't your first
Speaker 2: interaction with him, but he right.
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with it?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 8: I mean, I guess the first time. I just kind
Speaker 8: of stopped.
Speaker 6: Talking to him the first time because he was giving me.
Speaker 8: Like a little bit of like fuck up vibes.
Speaker 7: But I don't know, maybe I was just like more
Speaker 7: open to that this time. But he said his mom
Speaker 7: like has like a heart condition or something, and he
Speaker 7: was like, I really have to go, Like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah you heard that. So I mean, why not give
Speaker 2: him a second chance if his mom is going through
Speaker 2: something like you can't fault to God. Yeah, fault a
Speaker 2: guy for going through something.
Speaker 7: Like that totally. But then, I mean, that wasn't the
Speaker 7: end of our interaction, so was it.
Speaker 8: So he left me around like nine, and I just.
Speaker 7: Went back home and my chilled, And then he texted
Speaker 7: me at like.
Speaker 4: One thirty or.
Speaker 7: Something, one thirty am and he was like, hey, mom's good,
Speaker 7: if you're still up, come meet me here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the morning texts are always sweet.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once he found out his mom was okay, he
Speaker 2: was still thinking about her.
Speaker 1: But not coming to her. She could come to him.
Speaker 2: Well, he just went through a very traumatic experience, clearly.
Speaker 1: So wait, did you go Yes?
Speaker 8: So my thought was, wow, if I actually like.
Speaker 6: Like this person, maybe I should be there for them.
Speaker 8: So I was like okay, wow, and I was still up.
Speaker 2: We didn't know that you that you had even remad
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 8: That part so I went to the address that he sent.
Speaker 8: It wasn't that far, but when I got there, there
Speaker 8: was like a razor. There was a huge party. So
Speaker 8: I'm going in. I'm like, is your mom here? Like?
Speaker 8: What is this?
Speaker 7: And I walked around for like five.
Speaker 6: Minutes, couldn't find him anywhere. And then finally I see
Speaker 6: him and he's on this couch and there's.
Speaker 7: Like two girls sitting on his lap, like draped all
Speaker 7: over him. And I'm like, I don't think your mom
Speaker 7: has a heart conditions.
Speaker 2: Taking such good care of.
Speaker 4: That's bad.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I had to see that.
Speaker 4: Geez.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I don't know.
Speaker 8: I just I leftach him.
Speaker 1: What an opportunity ruine his chances with two other women?
Speaker 7: God, like, okay, all three of them were so far gone.
Speaker 8: I don't think you're right.
Speaker 2: There might be a chance he doesn't remember that happening
Speaker 2: because he is on the other line right now waiting
Speaker 2: to talk to you.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, did he hear everything that I just said?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I think he needed to hear it. I don't think
Speaker 1: you should be embarrassing. Yeah, he should be embarrassed.
Speaker 4: Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. I can't believe I
Speaker 4: did that.
Speaker 2: Did I talk to Kim about it?
Speaker 4: I really don't remember. I mean I I kind of
Speaker 4: like more in different like when something like.
Speaker 8: Morning your morning, did your mom die? Did your mom
Speaker 8: die on your morning?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I used the wrong word. I mean I
Speaker 4: kind of like I have a drinking problem at time.
Speaker 4: You know, I would love to see you again if possible.
Speaker 9: I mean my mother would love to meet you. Oh no,
Speaker 9: she would love to I told my mother how compassionate
Speaker 9: you was when she cold and told me about what
Speaker 9: was going on. And you know she wants to tell
Speaker 9: you thank you for not taking the personal allow me
Speaker 9: to be with her and her time to need Uh.
Speaker 6: Huh Okay, So you really expect me to believe that
Speaker 6: your entire mother heart conditioned phone call was real?
Speaker 4: I mean, yo, you don't you believe it, don't you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my eyes just got strained from rearing
Speaker 1: back into my head so hard.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 8: No, I don't think any of us believes you. Twee.
Speaker 2: I got your back, Yeah, Jeff, tell them.
Speaker 4: Hey, just blame that just My mother doesn't really have
Speaker 4: a hawking dishes. She just got das feet.
Speaker 1: That's wait.
Speaker 2: But now you're throwing me under the bus.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 4: Look, I'll give you that.
Speaker 8: You're funny, You're hilarious.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: I mean, Kim, if he would have just been honest
Speaker 1: with you about everything, would you have hung out with
Speaker 1: him again?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 7: Like I didn't need something serious, but I also don't
Speaker 7: need I really don't need someone who's going to play
Speaker 7: in my face.
Speaker 2: Telling a girl I'm leaving you for other girls never works.
Speaker 4: I will give not not girls.
Speaker 8: You know that's so much better.
Speaker 2: Okay, now we're finally on the same page. So with
Speaker 2: that being said, Kim, you don't have any plans for
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 8: You know I don't have any plans for this sep.
Speaker 2: Perfect because we would love to offer to hook you
Speaker 2: up with Twin one more time, and we would pay
Speaker 2: for that date or the Don Julio, whatever whatever you want. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 2: Brooke will pay for the Dawn Huli. We'll do an appetizer, yes,
Speaker 2: and I'll.
Speaker 1: Also start a go Fundme page for Twe's mom.
Speaker 2: Oh you're really sweet.
Speaker 1: Her heart for her feet.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Kim, I'll go, but wow, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no no, I'll go.
Speaker 7: If you'll pay for me and Brook to go out.
Speaker 4: Oh man, not what.
Speaker 9: That, dude.
Speaker 5: I'll definitely buy the tequila that two ladies, And yes,
Speaker 5: you're not invited.
Speaker 4: I'm coming. I'm gonna find you, guys.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's funny how at the start of that there was
Speaker 2: a couple people in this room who were very skeptical
Speaker 2: about Twan's game, and one of those people is now
Speaker 2: going out with him him all right because of his
Speaker 2: mom's irregular heart condition. You can't make it, you.
Speaker 1: Can't steal his you can't help him lie jeff Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a line. I'm just saying. You can't lie to.
Speaker 3: A girl for a man.
Speaker 1: It's just against all the.
Speaker 2: Codes in the book, unless they're a listener to our show,
Speaker 2: in which case we have no more. Yeah. So yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: Brooke is totally not going out with Twan and his
Speaker 2: hene hook up this weekend. That's not happening. But talk
Speaker 2: about an update update I can't wait to.
Speaker 1: Get Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hear from any of them again.
Speaker 1: You know how, the shots of tequila are awesome.
Speaker 2: John Julio all around. And remember, if you want to
Speaker 2: be on our show, or you need help with your
Speaker 2: love life, or you.
Speaker 1: Just want to go have drinks with me.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a lot of ways you can do your
Speaker 2: life wrong. Reach out to us and we'll call that
Speaker 2: person who's not calling you back