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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. I named Johnny Dunkelberg. That's

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Speaker 1: a good one. And welcome to Stupid Internet Questions. It's

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Speaker 1: America's most exciting game show where we ask you the

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Speaker 1: Internet question that everybody's talking about. So what are they

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Speaker 1: talking about on the dot com today? YEA, Well, welcome

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Speaker 1: to stupid. By the way, management wants us to change

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Speaker 1: the name from stupid Internet questions Internet questions. If we

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Speaker 1: have idiots in the news, so today today's maybe it's

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Speaker 1: not stupid Internet question because they say stupid is too negative.

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Speaker 1: So text in four one of six one. Should we

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Speaker 1: change it from stupid? Like when you hear us say

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions? Does that make you feel bad? Would

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Speaker 1: you like us to change it to like kouki or

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Speaker 1: Corternet questions or quirky? I don't know. They just said

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Speaker 1: stupid is not a good name for it. So text

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Speaker 1: in four one of six one. Let's take a pull

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Speaker 1: right now. Does stupid Internet Questions hit you the wrong

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Speaker 1: way and make you want to cry? And should we

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Speaker 1: change it to something like kookie wacky quirky Internet Questions?

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Speaker 1: When I told Christians this, he said, why don't we

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Speaker 1: just change it to dumb. I'm what the same thing,

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Speaker 1: so texting about that one sixth one. I like dumb

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Speaker 1: Internet questions, dumb, stupid, idiot Internet. I take it un

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Speaker 1: that we have to change. Well, we can make it

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Speaker 1: whatever you want. Text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: What would you like the name to be for stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet questions? Now? But we don't mean it in a

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Speaker 1: bad way. We just mean it's silly. They're silly questions

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Speaker 1: that people argue about on the Internet. And my name

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Speaker 1: is Brian Dunkelberger, and this is stupid Internet question. Johnny

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Speaker 1: when you started is Johnny Dunkelberger. I'll call us up

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Speaker 1: right now. Eighty eight three three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: Here is today's wacky cookie quirky. It's quirky Internet question,

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Speaker 1: not stupid. Basically, here's it definitely not stupid Internet question.

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Speaker 1: The question is this, If you were a stripper, what

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Speaker 1: would your stripper name be? La? If you were a stripper,

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Speaker 1: what would your stripper name be? Calls up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. Text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. Hey, it's been My stripper name

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Speaker 1: would definitely be happy Boots, Happy good, No happy Boots

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Speaker 1: because all I'm wearing boots and a little string and

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Speaker 1: then I'm coming out and everyone's happy, and I'm happy

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Speaker 1: when they throw them dollis happy boots. Isn't there a

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Speaker 1: song called happy feet or happy the song happy by

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Speaker 1: for all? That would be maybe your song happy. I

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Speaker 1: would be sad because I would not get any money.

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Speaker 1: That song is terrible. Clapp happy clappy. Text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one calls up eighty eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one. If you were a stripper, what would

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Speaker 1: your stripper name be? Welcome to the stage, everybody happy

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Speaker 1: bood because she's happy. She's making you happy. It's happy

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Speaker 1: goods taking the stage and working for you. Clap clapp,

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Speaker 1: clapperty clap, sure is clapping. I think you can strip

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Speaker 1: This text in four one to six one calls up

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Speaker 1: eighty eight three for one sixth one. I can't imagine

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Speaker 1: that song ever being actually in a strip. So it

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Speaker 1: would be such a weird thing to be a part

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Speaker 1: of one of the saddest places on earth, and that

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Speaker 1: song is playing six ten four one to six one

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Speaker 1: call us up eight at eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. It's stupid Internet questions, but we mean

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Speaker 1: stupid in a good way. Stupid internet questions, and we're

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Speaker 1: asking you if you were a stripper, what would your

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Speaker 1: stripper name be. I'm gonna say that my stripper name

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Speaker 1: would be Southern charm. Okay, no, it's not basic because

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Speaker 1: I'm Southern. And then I'm gonna charm your man because

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Speaker 1: you don't feel like it's a strip What kind of

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Speaker 1: music with Southern charm dance? You're definitely a country song

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Speaker 1: like Dolly Parton nine to five or something. You twain, Oh,

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Speaker 1: now that happy Boots has gotten off the stage. Who's

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Speaker 1: on depth for you? Fellas? It's southern. She's looking good tonight.

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Speaker 1: She's got those tassels everywhere. Is that real level? Definitely? Not?

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Speaker 1: Can see it? An to get her real leather dirty?

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Speaker 1: That's pleasant jobs. I text five's only not single, but

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Speaker 1: text ten four one six one calls up eated eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one sugar Daddy. If

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Speaker 1: you were a stripper, what would your stripper name be? So?

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Speaker 1: If I had a stripper name for like yours, like

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Speaker 1: I don't know, we're the street you grew up on

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Speaker 1: and lasting, it would be Smoothie ween ass. Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: you grew up on a street called Wieners. Yeah, thirty

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Speaker 1: six seventy four North ween Ass Roads. Ladies and gentlemen

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Speaker 1: coming to the stage right now, Smoothie Ween Now make

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Speaker 1: sure you get your ones out because Smoothie when Assy

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Speaker 1: taking the stage. Thirty six seventy four North we Ass

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Speaker 1: three four three one six one. Text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. If you were a stripper? Would your stripper name?

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Speaker 1: We got a text out four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: They said their name would be Jiggle the forty because

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Speaker 1: I'm almost I'm almost forty nine. I mean everything giggled.

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Speaker 1: That is definitely a good name. Yeah. Text in four

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Speaker 1: one h six one. What were your stripping She says?

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Speaker 1: My stripping name would be fun sized Sneaker because it's

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Speaker 1: chocolate with nuts and not that big but still fun.

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Speaker 1: I like how a lot of those people are true.

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Speaker 1: One call us up eight at eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one. What would your strippering nay? If you

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