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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that believes breakfast should travel with you.

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Speaker 1: That's why it created the TSA approved smart luggage toaster bag.

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Speaker 1: So while you waited baggage, claim toast a slice of

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Speaker 1: bread in.

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Speaker 2: Your carry on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where convenience smots class, Imagine that in the overhead

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Speaker 1: the whole plane smells like bread.

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Speaker 2: I gotta put butter in my purse. Now order yours today.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: I heard the pr face layers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Ohio. A rider

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Speaker 1: in an uber recently called nine to one one because

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Speaker 1: she said the driver boasted about having illegal drugs stashed

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Speaker 1: in a fake aerosol can inside of the car Today idiots, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's when he doesn't read who's cool and who's not?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Five minutes later cop showed

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Speaker 1: up found the vehicle, but wasn't sure where the guy

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Speaker 1: was because across from the street was a food truck

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Speaker 1: that was known as a pit stop for other uber

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Speaker 1: drivers and had about eight to ten dudes just milling

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Speaker 1: around the area.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, waiting for their decks ride Wit and Tacos.

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Speaker 2: Which was the driver? Which one did?

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Speaker 1: Officers detained first, the one that was wearing a shirt

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Speaker 1: that said retired drug dealer. No, please tell me that

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Speaker 1: guy can't be that dumb.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: If it's right, I guess he came out of retirement

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Speaker 1: because that was exactly the right guy. No, he was

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Speaker 1: ided as Robert Rose, and upon searching the vehicle, they

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Speaker 1: found the can which was filled with twenty four grams

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Speaker 1: of meth, along with pills, a meth pipe, a digital scale, packaging, baggies, cash,

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Speaker 1: and three cell phones. Who's like very organized, like retired

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Speaker 1: drug dealers throw parties like you do.

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Speaker 2: It works for retirements.

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Speaker 1: Shirt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't get Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Gold watch every time you get into an uber now

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Speaker 1: you have to be like SODI party. I want to

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Speaker 1: go to that retirement party that Robert was charged with

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Speaker 1: drug trafficking, possession of felony drugs, and possession of drug parafiguria.

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Speaker 2: There was some good news for him, though.

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Speaker 1: Police allowed him to wear his retired drug dealers shirt

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Speaker 1: into jail, just for street cred.

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Speaker 2: That's a great profile picture.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the friendly skies.

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Speaker 2: Yay.

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Speaker 1: Ryanair is Ireland's version of Spirit Airlines.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't want to say anything.

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Speaker 1: And if you didn't know, they up charge for everything,

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Speaker 1: have the world's smallest seats and are not really known

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Speaker 1: for their friendly service. Their social media is hilarious, like

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Speaker 1: it is so funny on purpose.

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Speaker 2: Funny on purpose.

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Speaker 1: They literally they'll put like someone's face on their plane

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Speaker 1: and be like, okay, we know we overcharged, go away

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Speaker 1: like they just troll their people.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, edit that out or insert a laugh

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Speaker 2: track behind it. Always get the fun here.

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Speaker 1: That's why when the millionaire CEO Michael O'Leary showed up

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Speaker 1: to an airport restaurant in Dublin, the servers knew they

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Speaker 1: had a once in a lifetime.

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Speaker 2: Chance yes waiting to ceo CEO of this company.

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Speaker 1: So Michael ordered wine and prawns as a starter, then

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Speaker 1: sea bass for his meal. But when his bill showed up,

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Speaker 1: it came with some unexpected charges, including seven dollars and

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Speaker 1: ninety five cents for extra leguine. Yes, the restaurant charged

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Speaker 1: him nine dollars and ninety five cents for priority seeding,

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Speaker 1: oh and nineteen dollars in ninety five cents for a

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Speaker 1: reservation in a quiet area.

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Speaker 2: Call it bags just too big by an inch? Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna have to deport.

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Speaker 1: The restaurant even posted a pick of the tab on

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Speaker 1: Instagram with the caption, it was.

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Speaker 2: A pleasure hosting you.

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Speaker 1: I hope you don't mind if we added a few

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Speaker 1: extra costs to your bill.

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Speaker 2: So it quickly went viral.

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Speaker 1: Some fans commented, I hope they gave him a window seat.

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Speaker 1: Another said, apparently he was alone. Next time, if he

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Speaker 1: brings a companion, you should put him on separate tables

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Speaker 1: and ask if he'd like to pay extra to sit together.

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Speaker 2: I love it ye on this restaurant. I hope he

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Speaker 2: tipped them.

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Speaker 1: Michael did get a laugh out of the bill, paid

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Speaker 1: it with tip, and then he left apparently dropped any

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Speaker 1: of the extra charges on his airline.

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Speaker 2: Okay, apparently the joke was well timed.

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Speaker 1: Has Ryan Air just added more fees to flying where

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Speaker 1: Now if travelers check in less than forty minutes before

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Speaker 1: their flight, they will have to pay an additional one

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Speaker 1: hundred bucks just to board.

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Speaker 2: Wow? What because they're funny?

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Speaker 1: Fun out? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Boston.

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Speaker 1: You've heard about a pay it forward chain when you

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Speaker 1: go through a drive through, Yeah, yeah, where somebody pays

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Speaker 1: for the person.

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Speaker 2: Behind them and then you just keep that going. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I try to pay it backwards. No one else does

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Speaker 2: that to me.

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Speaker 1: It's nice, but it also puts them in a spot

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Speaker 1: where they have to decide if they're gonna keep doing

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Speaker 1: it for the next person.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you run the risk of having a family

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Speaker 2: of eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Behind you, do you know?

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: A woman's going viral on TikTok for sharing her experience

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Speaker 1: of someone paying it backwards.

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Speaker 2: Wait expecting them to pay for wait her to pay

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Speaker 2: for that took my joke.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Samantha and she was at a Duncan

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Speaker 1: drive through last week and when she pulled up to

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Speaker 1: the window, the clerk told her that the guy ahead

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Speaker 1: of her who just left told them that she would

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Speaker 1: be paid for his order.

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Speaker 2: It's smart.

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Speaker 1: I've always wondered, like, what are the vagan and not

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Speaker 1: pay well workers? Shouldn't let that guy. In the caption

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Speaker 1: to her video, she said to the random guy in

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Speaker 1: front of me who lied to the employee, I hope

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Speaker 1: you have the day.

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Speaker 2: You deserve it.

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Speaker 1: Samantha later posted a follow up where she clarified that

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Speaker 1: she did not pay for his order and the Duncan

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Speaker 1: employees were very cool about it, okay, even though they

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Speaker 1: were frustrated that they guy had essentially stole his coffee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he still got it for free.

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Speaker 1: She also shared video of her trying to restore goodness

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Speaker 1: in the worlds by going back to that Duncan and

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Speaker 1: paying for the person behind her, But that person refused

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Speaker 1: and kept honking their horn because the entire process.

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Speaker 2: Was just taking too Yeah, it's hard to expla.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of a long process, this guy decided he needed

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Speaker 1: to get up off his couch and go to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom last Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Oh I bet that took a while.

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Speaker 1: He's only halfway there, Oh my goodness, And he just

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Speaker 1: realized he left the TV on.

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Speaker 2: Now he's got a decision to make. That now means

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end of the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning