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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties only

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Speaker 1: on the.

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Speaker 2: New hits one of six point one. Oh god, whoa,

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Speaker 2: oh my goodness, that was close. One.

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Speaker 1: Stay under the desks, stay, don't come out, Okay, stay

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Speaker 1: down there. Hello. Hello, Hi, Hello, I'm looking for Tina. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hey Tina. Hi. Oh my god, Hello, Tina is ah

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Speaker 1: Tina is still there? Ah? Oh my goodness, that was close.

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Speaker 1: So yes, Hi, my name is mister. Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: that was a close one. Ow ow you scratched me

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Speaker 1: and girl ah Sa say hello, I'm sorry, yes, stop,

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Speaker 1: what are you so angry?

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Speaker 2: Tina? My name is mister Pete Can.

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Speaker 1: I'm the substitute teacher in Desmond's class today.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm a thirty good class. Your son, oh my god?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: I think he's calming down. I think he's calming down. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: he's perched.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: So I'm calling all the parents of the students in

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Speaker 1: the class today to see if any of them has

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Speaker 1: any experience with any wildlife. You've been experience with any wildlife?

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Speaker 2: I'm speaking what is Your son is fine? Your son

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Speaker 2: is fine. All the kids are fine.

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Speaker 1: So far, so I'm the substitute teacher, and I thought

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Speaker 1: it'd be really fun for show and tell today.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking a.

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Speaker 1: Little quiet because he's currently perched and I don't want

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Speaker 1: to disrupt him.

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Speaker 2: Well, what are you talking about? Perched?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 2: What is going on?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, he's currently perched on top of the cabinet.

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Speaker 2: What is perched on top of the cabinet? Edgar the eagle.

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Speaker 1: So I thought it'd be, uh, it'd be fun to

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Speaker 1: bring an eagle in here to day to show the kids.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm a subst so a lot of teaching

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Speaker 1: going on.

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Speaker 2: So I wrapped my Okay, what the hell is wrong

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Speaker 2: with you? Inside? Ye? Again, he's got at me. What's

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Speaker 2: going on?

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Speaker 1: Is like, I just need I'm wondering if you have

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Speaker 1: any experience at ring any kind of birds of preak,

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Speaker 1: because oh goodness, he just.

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Speaker 2: That's my life. That's my lunch. I can't that's my lunch.

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Speaker 1: He just snashed my lunch right right off of the

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't want to want him

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Speaker 1: to move because okay, he's perched again.

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Speaker 2: He took my lunch bag right off the tick. I

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Speaker 2: don't get about your lunch bag.

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Speaker 1: Please get my child out of there right now, and

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Speaker 1: all the other children.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: So I just would rather try to figure this out,

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Speaker 1: because you know, if I have to vacate the classroom,

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Speaker 1: then do that now. Yeah, but I don't want to

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Speaker 1: raise any alarm. So you know, it's my first up

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Speaker 1: to teaching jobs, so as you kind of I don't even.

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Speaker 2: About your first job. Get all the kids out of

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Speaker 2: there right now? Oh my god, you did it. He

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Speaker 2: just's off the perch again. Stop it. I'm gonna hang out.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call nine one, and you're gonna get everybody

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Speaker 1: out of there anyway.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what?

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Speaker 1: Okay, just question for you that. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: will calm an eagles out? Stay under the desk, stay

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Speaker 1: under the dance. I've got this, mister missus Reekans, has.

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Speaker 2: This handled handled? Oh my godness, Hello you hear me?

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Speaker 2: Can you still hear me?

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Speaker 1: He's perched again, but he took the phone out of

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Speaker 1: my hands.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Can you do you hear me? The

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Speaker 2: eagle has the phone?

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Speaker 1: Can you even hear me anymore?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Can you put it on speaker phone? Mister eagle?

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Speaker 2: If you can hear me? I don't Hey, I gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go to my kids school right now. This happened,

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Speaker 2: just stupid stuffing to like have an eagle in the classroom.

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Speaker 2: I gotta so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'll be back as soon as I can. I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Well, don't leave work yet, because this is actually Jubil

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 2: Then your husband set you up. It's a joke. Your

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Speaker 2: husband set you up. God, No, I.

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Speaker 1: Really literally thought some sultitude brought an eagle inside a classroom.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks.