Speaker 1: Alright, nephew, it is time for today's prying phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got? Well, we all get caught out there sometime.
Speaker 1: Shirley get caught out there and there's nothing left to
Speaker 1: do but gives reach out screen through the door, or
Speaker 1: may even call somebody on the phone. Can you bring
Speaker 1: me some paper? Can you bring me some Everybody on
Speaker 1: this show didn't done it. Everybody didn't got it. There happening,
Speaker 1: But no, no, I think it is a nobody brought paper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the only you're before. Yeah, we forgot forgot it.
Speaker 1: I forgot to Look. No, I ain't the only one.
Speaker 1: But okay, let's go with it. Can you bring me
Speaker 1: some paper? Can you bring me some paper? Quilted? Quilted?
Speaker 1: Bringing me that? Don't bring me that paper? They got
Speaker 1: it that high school. I need single plant anything, but
Speaker 1: bring her something else, bring her something that no fresh
Speaker 1: on that Scotts your fingerill go right through that thing. Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah, this Charlotte, Juna,
Speaker 1: This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: you boy, I'm with my speaking with I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: Scotty Man. I'm I'm a house sitting for reader, y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she told me she was going outtown. What can I
Speaker 1: do for your brother? I caught y'all down on the way, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the house both our house, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: let's see, yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now, she
Speaker 1: loved me a number, man, love me, y'all know me?
Speaker 1: And then she loved Miss Dars. No, I try to
Speaker 1: call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she in church around this time, really said she was
Speaker 1: gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're
Speaker 1: doing there right? Right? Right? Then she told me if
Speaker 1: I got an emergency anything, that I could reach out
Speaker 1: to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay? Are
Speaker 1: you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner and
Speaker 1: uh got some meat on the grill. But other than that,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you are you able
Speaker 1: to help me out with something right quick? Or you
Speaker 1: got you got time for that? Well? Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I
Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind
Speaker 1: coming down there and and uh showing your doing whatever
Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would
Speaker 1: you hapen to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But
Speaker 1: let mean some paper? You have some paper? What notebook paper? No?
Speaker 1: See man, listen, Charlie, Like I said, my name is Scotty. Man,
Speaker 1: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself
Speaker 1: in a little situation here down here, read the house man,
Speaker 1: and and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I
Speaker 1: actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't no
Speaker 1: paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me
Speaker 1: to bring you some toilet papers, I mean, if you're
Speaker 1: on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs and got
Speaker 1: none my my can feel my my, my whole little body, man,
Speaker 1: from butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything,
Speaker 1: and went to sleep on the hold up by this
Speaker 1: dude out here at read the house saying he wants
Speaker 1: me to bring his paper because he didn't got numb
Speaker 1: sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
Speaker 1: but you know, I mean, I can't tell you about
Speaker 1: four hours of doctor. You should run down here right
Speaker 1: quickly the back door open. I have to say, man,
Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying, but like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're
Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going,
Speaker 1: and I can't de lave her like that just to
Speaker 1: come bring you know paper. Now. What I can't tell
Speaker 1: you to do is this reader got one of them
Speaker 1: times or something down man, I'm not using nobody town like.
Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.
Speaker 1: You called me to help you, and you acting like
Speaker 1: I caused you to not have no guy. All I'm
Speaker 1: asking for just and they're gonna take no more but
Speaker 1: two or three minute run down here right quick and
Speaker 1: bring the paper man, and then you get on back
Speaker 1: to your duner. Well what you was tuning like what
Speaker 1: you need to do. But you said you had emergency,
Speaker 1: that's not the house of the dogs had got out
Speaker 1: of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna come down and bring you know tay because
Speaker 1: that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal Furthermore,
Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom, just jump, not your clone getting
Speaker 1: the shot on like so I'm nothing the dog. That's
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm numb right now, man, I need
Speaker 1: some help. Is over. So you want me to come
Speaker 1: down and bring you some toilet papers and pick your number?
Speaker 1: You can't get up out the If I want to
Speaker 1: help you, then that's why I'm trying to tell you
Speaker 1: I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,
Speaker 1: that don't sound like emerging, like a little quick fix.
Speaker 1: Get your drawings and white your drawings to them. Go
Speaker 1: get you some moth. I mean, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: walk full houses down there to bring you some toilet papers.
Speaker 1: Your legs. No, I'm high. How are you gonna get
Speaker 1: up and over there? The backdoor is open. All you
Speaker 1: gotta do is come in here and reaching here and
Speaker 1: pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm
Speaker 1: asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I understand that, But
Speaker 1: I'm not going to come down and bring you know paper.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring you bring me some paper
Speaker 1: down here? Man, your man say, Man, who the hell
Speaker 1: you thank you higling that you need me. I don't
Speaker 1: need you. What won't you do something? Man? You see,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a situation the reader left y'all number
Speaker 1: that y'alla helped me while I'm down to your house
Speaker 1: watching man just here, crazy baby man, what wrot you?
Speaker 1: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some
Speaker 1: news paper. I told you that I was in the
Speaker 1: middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner and
Speaker 1: you come calling me talking about something paper man. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear no I know, and I ain't
Speaker 1: coming down there to bring you know paper man. Hello, childie,
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper man? Man? Look like I
Speaker 1: told you before, asking to bring you know paper down
Speaker 1: there weren't waiting on on this street like all on. Man,
Speaker 1: I can't just you can't to leave me here and
Speaker 1: I'm numb like this to come bring no brown man,
Speaker 1: no toilet paper because here responsible when you go into
Speaker 1: the restroom and sounds like a president problem, you you
Speaker 1: too wrong for that that this is sent your wasted
Speaker 1: though this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sal
Speaker 1: in the emergency that sounds like a personal problem that
Speaker 1: you got going on. Come on. I want to get
Speaker 1: off of here, man, you know me off with. I
Speaker 1: don't give a about you being man, not a fact.
Speaker 1: As soon as you get your coup out of there,
Speaker 1: you man, you come on down here. I'm coming down
Speaker 1: that's the trick. I'm coming down there the way. I
Speaker 1: am just like this hell and I'm a wolf for
Speaker 1: not helping me while I'm gonna sit your weight. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening? Bring your tone?
Speaker 1: I got some snake skin shoes and fit right, clean
Speaker 1: up on it. I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man?
Speaker 1: What man? Like? I said? What you got to say? Man?
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