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Speaker 1: Alright, nephew, it is time for today's prying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got? Well, we all get caught out there sometime.

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Speaker 1: Shirley get caught out there and there's nothing left to

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Speaker 1: do but gives reach out screen through the door, or

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Speaker 1: may even call somebody on the phone. Can you bring

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Speaker 1: me some paper? Can you bring me some Everybody on

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Speaker 1: this show didn't done it. Everybody didn't got it. There happening,

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Speaker 1: But no, no, I think it is a nobody brought paper. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're the only you're before. Yeah, we forgot forgot it.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to Look. No, I ain't the only one.

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Speaker 1: But okay, let's go with it. Can you bring me

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Speaker 1: some paper? Can you bring me some paper? Quilted? Quilted?

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Speaker 1: Bringing me that? Don't bring me that paper? They got

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Speaker 1: it that high school. I need single plant anything, but

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Speaker 1: bring her something else, bring her something that no fresh

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Speaker 1: on that Scotts your fingerill go right through that thing. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah, this Charlotte, Juna,

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Speaker 1: This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey, listen, I'm

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Speaker 1: you boy, I'm with my speaking with I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: Scotty Man. I'm I'm a house sitting for reader, y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she told me she was going outtown. What can I

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Speaker 1: do for your brother? I caught y'all down on the way, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean the house both our house, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: let's see, yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now, she

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Speaker 1: loved me a number, man, love me, y'all know me?

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Speaker 1: And then she loved Miss Dars. No, I try to

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Speaker 1: she in church around this time, really said she was

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Speaker 1: gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're

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Speaker 1: doing there right? Right? Right? Then she told me if

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Speaker 1: I got an emergency anything, that I could reach out

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Speaker 1: to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay? Are

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Speaker 1: you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually, I'm

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Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner and

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Speaker 1: uh got some meat on the grill. But other than that,

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Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you are you able

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Speaker 1: got you got time for that? Well? Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I

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Speaker 1: coming down there and and uh showing your doing whatever

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Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would

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Speaker 1: you hapen to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But

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Speaker 1: let mean some paper? You have some paper? What notebook paper? No?

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Speaker 1: See man, listen, Charlie, Like I said, my name is Scotty. Man,

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Speaker 1: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself

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Speaker 1: in a little situation here down here, read the house man,

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Speaker 1: and and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I

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Speaker 1: actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't no

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Speaker 1: paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me

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Speaker 1: to bring you some toilet papers, I mean, if you're

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Speaker 1: on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs and got

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Speaker 1: none my my can feel my my, my whole little body, man,

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Speaker 1: from butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything,

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Speaker 1: and went to sleep on the hold up by this

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Speaker 1: me to bring his paper because he didn't got numb

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Speaker 1: sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm

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Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,

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Speaker 1: but you know, I mean, I can't tell you about

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Speaker 1: four hours of doctor. You should run down here right

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Speaker 1: quickly the back door open. I have to say, man,

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Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying, but like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're

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Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going,

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Speaker 1: and I can't de lave her like that just to

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Speaker 1: come bring you know paper. Now. What I can't tell

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Speaker 1: times or something down man, I'm not using nobody town like.

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Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.

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Speaker 1: You called me to help you, and you acting like

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Speaker 1: I caused you to not have no guy. All I'm

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Speaker 1: asking for just and they're gonna take no more but

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Speaker 1: to your duner. Well what you was tuning like what

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Speaker 1: you need to do. But you said you had emergency,

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Speaker 1: that's not the house of the dogs had got out

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Speaker 1: of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm

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Speaker 1: that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal Furthermore,

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Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom, just jump, not your clone getting

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Speaker 1: the shot on like so I'm nothing the dog. That's

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Speaker 1: like I said, I'm numb right now, man, I need

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Speaker 1: some help. Is over. So you want me to come

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Speaker 1: down and bring you some toilet papers and pick your number?

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Speaker 1: You can't get up out the If I want to

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Speaker 1: help you, then that's why I'm trying to tell you

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Speaker 1: I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,

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Speaker 1: that don't sound like emerging, like a little quick fix.

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Speaker 1: Get your drawings and white your drawings to them. Go

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Speaker 1: get you some moth. I mean, I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: walk full houses down there to bring you some toilet papers.

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Speaker 1: Your legs. No, I'm high. How are you gonna get

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Speaker 1: up and over there? The backdoor is open. All you

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Speaker 1: gotta do is come in here and reaching here and

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Speaker 1: pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I understand that, But

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to come down and bring you know paper.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring you bring me some paper

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Speaker 1: down here? Man, your man say, Man, who the hell

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Speaker 1: you thank you higling that you need me. I don't

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Speaker 1: need you. What won't you do something? Man? You see,

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a situation the reader left y'all number

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Speaker 1: that y'alla helped me while I'm down to your house

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Speaker 1: watching man just here, crazy baby man, what wrot you?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some

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Speaker 1: news paper. I told you that I was in the

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Speaker 1: coming down there to bring you know paper man. Hello, childie,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper man? Man? Look like I

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Speaker 1: told you before, asking to bring you know paper down

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Speaker 1: there weren't waiting on on this street like all on. Man,

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Speaker 1: I can't just you can't to leave me here and

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Speaker 1: I'm numb like this to come bring no brown man,

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Speaker 1: no toilet paper because here responsible when you go into

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Speaker 1: the restroom and sounds like a president problem, you you

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Speaker 1: too wrong for that that this is sent your wasted

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Speaker 1: though this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sal

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Speaker 1: in the emergency that sounds like a personal problem that

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Speaker 1: you got going on. Come on. I want to get

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Speaker 1: off of here, man, you know me off with. I

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Speaker 1: don't give a about you being man, not a fact.

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Speaker 1: As soon as you get your coup out of there,

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Speaker 1: you man, you come on down here. I'm coming down

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Speaker 1: that's the trick. I'm coming down there the way. I

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Speaker 1: am just like this hell and I'm a wolf for

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Speaker 1: not helping me while I'm gonna sit your weight. I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you

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Speaker 1: that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening? Bring your tone?

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Speaker 1: I got some snake skin shoes and fit right, clean

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Speaker 1: up on it. I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man?

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Speaker 1: What man? Like? I said? What you got to say? Man?

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Speaker 1: That's this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader. Ain't this

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Speaker 1: than from the radio station? Is this coming from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show? I'm a whoop reading got you

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Speaker 1: coling mow man. You had me to come down there, man,

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Speaker 1: and you better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show,

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Speaker 1: y'all playing practical jokes, sold folks man of all you

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Speaker 1: fellas out there, they got some they got dude wipes.

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Speaker 1: Now that's what you want in your life. You want

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Speaker 1: some dude wife. You understand that. I'm just putting you

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Speaker 1: out there. You know that's what you want in your

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Speaker 1: dude wife. Dude wife. Day after election, this show, I know, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to clean it up. Pretty crappy out here. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got that right. It's pretty crappy. Let's clean it

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Speaker 1: up a little bit. All right, Hey, this weekend, uh,

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Speaker 1: Saturday night, Charleston, South Carolina. I'm at the Omar Shrine

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Speaker 1: Auditorium this Saturday night, Charleston. Stop calculating a few time

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Speaker 1: and friends. Back on the microphone, back on stage. Praise

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Speaker 1: be to God, who come watch your boy work? That

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Speaker 1: is Saturday night, all right? Talking about everything, everything I've

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Speaker 1: God I gonna do about that? Oh I meant, oh,

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Speaker 1: but I'm getting through it. I can see the light

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Speaker 1: at the end, all right, And it looks promised, looks

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Speaker 1: very promised. And you know what and I got. Even

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Speaker 1: through all that, I still kept the sexy. That's what's

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Speaker 1: I didn't keep the sick. You see it's Steve. You

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Speaker 1: see it? Yeah, yeah, you see it. He hated though

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Speaker 1: he hated with his staff. No, I'm want to think

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Speaker 1: of that, this delusion, it's just a telling you man.

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Speaker 1: That's why I asked you coming up next, thinking of

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Speaker 1: your strawberry letter. Right after this, you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show