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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is the Jewels Show and you texted us at

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Speaker 1: four one O six one and said you had a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So we're calling you back high Hi.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wow, how's it going? Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: not great. I can't believe you guys called so fad. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that you texted so fast. So can

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Speaker 1: you tell us your dirty little secret right now? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. I so I broke my boyfriend's

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Speaker 1: work computer while he was away on vacation. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: yeah he's away right now. Enough time to go? What

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Speaker 1: to do? Got enough time to go to the genius

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Speaker 1: bar or the geek squatter? Yeah, I mean I've I've

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Speaker 1: done at all. There's just no save. I mean I

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Speaker 1: took it to Best Buy and I had them look

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Speaker 1: at it. I tried turning it on. Once it fell.

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Speaker 1: It didn't turn on. They took it. They said they

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Speaker 1: can't get it on. They were like, no, you just

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Speaker 1: have to buy a new one. I did that already.

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Speaker 1: I just so it fell. I don't know that's how

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Speaker 1: you broke your boyfriend's computer. Yeah, what happened. So, okay,

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Speaker 1: it was on our desk and I had to move

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Speaker 1: it because I had to work, and I put it

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Speaker 1: on top of the counter and we had like high

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Speaker 1: counters and I just somehow knocked it over and it

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Speaker 1: fell from like pretty high up. We have like high

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Speaker 1: barstool counters, and oh my god, it was so loud.

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Speaker 1: I can still hear it in my head. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: it's part of your dirty little secret that you were

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Speaker 1: trying to go through his computer and just check out

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Speaker 1: stuff while he's out of down. Oh my gosh, Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, No, are you sure? No? Okay? So so yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, so that temptation was there, he's

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Speaker 1: out of town. I get it. I think a lot

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Speaker 1: of people would probably do that. But now you broke it.

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Speaker 1: But what's gonna be on his work computer? Everything? You

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Speaker 1: never know if it's like an Apple computer, you just

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Speaker 1: think you're like personal eye cloud stuff. Yeah, yeah, probably

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Speaker 1: easy to hide stuff on your work computer. Actually, So

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Speaker 1: have you told him that you broke it yet? No.

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Speaker 1: He's been gone like a week now with his family

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Speaker 1: and he's got another week to go. So I'm just

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Speaker 1: just freaking out. Well what Okay, So I've watched a

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Speaker 1: lot of TV in my life, and I've seen a

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Speaker 1: lot of sitcoms where like they'll get their kids a

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Speaker 1: new pet, right, and then something happens. It's wacky, the

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Speaker 1: pet runs away or they can't find it in the

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Speaker 1: house and they think it might be dead. Right, they

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Speaker 1: usually replace it with a pet that they think looks

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Speaker 1: like it to try to pass it off on the kids.

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Speaker 1: Can you just buy and you said you bought a

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Speaker 1: computer already, Just buy a computer that looks like it,

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Speaker 1: leave it there, and then when he opens it up,

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Speaker 1: it'll be set up as a brand new computer and

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Speaker 1: you can just be like, I don't know what that's weird,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy, had a hard reboot because I use it

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Speaker 1: for so many days. I mean, that's kind of where

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Speaker 1: we're going, because I mean, how else am I supposed

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Speaker 1: to get the information off? Like I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to do that. I don't know how to take information

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Speaker 1: off the computer. And according to best body, they say

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Speaker 1: it's gone. They say like, don't even like this is

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Speaker 1: useless now, So I don't know what I supposed to

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Speaker 1: call is work buddies and be like, hey, like what

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Speaker 1: do I do? Like I don't at this point, that's

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Speaker 1: what's happening. Yeah, I mean you could break a window

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Speaker 1: and say somebody broke in and stole it. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what. No, you know what, that's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do that right now. Like I just

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Speaker 1: I just have to decide which window I'm going to break,

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Speaker 1: because that is way better someone else, maybe, like hire

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Speaker 1: someone else to do it. Yeah, there, I was also

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Speaker 1: joking about that. No, I think it's a good idea. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you are going to break a window and say

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Speaker 1: that somebody came and stole it, Yes, because I much

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Speaker 1: rather him think that's what happened than ever come at

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Speaker 1: me for thinking it was me. Girl, this is a costly,

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Pay for a new laptop, and now

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Speaker 1: you have to pay to get your window fixed, and

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Speaker 1: you're also risking insurance fraud and you're gonna also have

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Speaker 1: to call the copts. Yeah you know what, it's worth

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Speaker 1: it though, guy found out, Well, good luck to you,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us secret. Oh another perk, No,

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Speaker 1: if it is stolen, his work will pay to replace it.

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Speaker 1: You all have to. So yeah, you guys are you're

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Speaker 1: gonna make out. You're gonna get insurance money. Brilliant. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing that too when I get home. Yeah. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: go into the night. Girl. Thank you, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us. Oh my god. The Jewels Show on demand